/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54684907]

Our Girl Nose Edition

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/search/?q=rare+disney+watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Previous thread: >>54682072

[Anonymous No.54684927]

>>54684907
she didn't do shit it was all her lawyers

[Anonymous No.54685003]

April is a comfy month for dividends.

[Anonymous No.54685014]

>>54684927
She had better lawyers then. Give her some credit.

[Anonymous No.54685042]

>>54685003
Whatre you holdin cuz?

[Anonymous No.54685053]

>>54685014
they probably represent her for free, simps

[Anonymous No.54685073]

>>54684907
There's strong circumstantial evidence Tay posted on /b/, she might have visited /biz/ at some point too.

[Anonymous No.54685076]

it's over
market will never go up or down again

[Anonymous No.54685082]

How do they do it bros?

[Anonymous No.54685089]

>>54684907
>https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
OK, I'm out. See you boys Sunday night.

[Anonymous No.54685098]

>>54684907
Honestly FTX was such a blatant scam from day one that anyone who was scammed out of their money frankly deserves it.

[Anonymous No.54685100]

>>54685082
>he doesn't know about R'lyeh

[Anonymous No.54685112]

>>54685003
Shill me your divvies
and tell me why NSC is shit

[Anonymous No.54685125]

>>54685053
I would simp hard just to have the slight chance to sniff her used panties from the dirty clothes bin

[Anonymous No.54685133]

Wait a minute... Are commercial real estate crashes part of the market cycles all along? Was there a commercial real estate downturn in 1999 or 2000? You mean to tell me commercial jets crashed into the biggest office buildings in the largest US metropolitan area, collapsed both towers and commercial real estate crash slowed down afterwards but some light not even pandemic pandemic caused more commercial real estate sector damage?

[Anonymous No.54685203]

>>54685082
it's so fucking gay. They are retarded enough to want to fuck traders, holders, and everyone in between. They truly want no wealth being created

[Anonymous No.54685209]

Well now that it's Friday and the market is closed, how many threads you think we burn through this weekend? I unironically think this thread will last all weekend.

[Anonymous No.54685226]

>>54685073
More celebrities post on 4chan than you'd imagine. The anonymous format is appealing to them.
t.knower
don't ask me how i know this

[Anonymous No.54685237]

>>54685226
Shut the fuck up dillon, faggot

[Anonymous No.54685252]

>Swift avoided getting dragged in FTX’s collapse because the singer did her due diligence, and asked one important question: “Can you tell me that these are not unregistered securities?”, according to South Florida attorney Adam Moskowitz.
What the fuck, how does she know this? I never heard that term before.

[Anonymous No.54685257]

>>54685226
how do you know this, knower

[Anonymous No.54685263]

>>54685237
fite me
t.not dillon
t.i don't know who dillon is

[Anonymous No.54685281]

I'm Taylor Swift. Dubs and I show boobies.

[Anonymous No.54685293]

>>54685252
>how does she know this?
Probably asked her lawyer, anyones whos not tarded would be asking the same question.
>why this jew trying to give me monies?

[Anonymous No.54685297]

>>54685209
Idk last thread was slow as fuck for some reason

[Anonymous No.54685306]

>>54685252
She didn't actually say that.

[Anonymous No.54685307]

>>54685125
taylor swift is ugly. worship better ethots. i wouldn't fuck her even if she threw herself at me, flat-ass cunt.

[Anonymous No.54685316]

>>54685281
You aint got no boobies. Ya'll skinny legs & no ass.

[Anonymous No.54685320]

>>54685003
What are they? I’ve just been passively letting JEPI and the YLD divie shits pay me monthly while this market gets its head out of its ass.

[Anonymous No.54685326]

>>54685042
For April MO, TRP, and CSCO

[Anonymous No.54685336]

Burger on the skillet. Fries in the air fryer. Beer cracked. Exquisite.

[Anonymous No.54685344]

>>54685053
Again. Good for her

[Anonymous No.54685362]

Currently get paid $95k with bonus, got a offer for $130k plus bonus plus stock.

Do I take it, I like my employee but I’ve been stuck at my role for almost 3 years now.

[Anonymous No.54685366]

>>54685226
William Shatner claims to be a /b/tard

[Anonymous No.54685370]

>>54685326
should I buy csco for the rebound?

[Anonymous No.54685373]

>>54685336
wine and calzone here. what are we investing in, fren? how do we profit from this? i wish i could invest in local businesses like my local house of pizza is fucking 10/10. i wish i could just buy them a panini press and tell them to give me a percentage of what they make from panini's sold and give me and my family free panini's whenever we want. that would be dope.

[Anonymous No.54685376]

>>54685362
>should I take a 30% raise
yes nigga wtf

[Anonymous No.54685386]

I put new insoles in my shoes today. They are very squishy and nice.

[Anonymous No.54685405]

>>54685362
Ask for them to match it

[Anonymous No.54685406]

>SNDL

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[Anonymous No.54685409]

>>54685112
TRP, ET, XOM
Load up on these three. Every month you will get dividends from one of them.

[Anonymous No.54685417]

i want to have sex with liz ann sonders

[Anonymous No.54685436]

>>54685373
I fucking love good stromboli. Used to get a combo a decade ago at uni with fries and fountain drink for $10. Investments? Myself I got an aeropress and liked it soIgot better grinds for it. Going to invest in a coffee grinder soon. Otherwise? Moved into a house so making improvements to it.

[Anonymous No.54685445]

>>54685362
Elaborate. I have no idea of the circumstances from your post. an over 30% raise is pretty fucking OP though. Did you mean "I like my employer"?

If it helps, I'm not even a year into my current position making $52k/year and I'm using all the free time I get in it to learn programming so I can get the fuck out as soon as possible (I've been told by friends that I should stay here at least 3 years before leaving). That's the best way to get what I want (not clocking in/out, WFH time, and a big pay raise). they're currently paying me less in this position than I technically should be making, but it's a very prestigious institution and the job is easy and gives a lot of free time (that I'm absolutely POURING into studying and practicing programming), and I hate my boss because he's fucked me over, so I'm gonna leave at the earliest opportunity for better conditions. I mean, maybe they'll give me the conditions I want but I doubt it, but god is it gonna feel good to rape them hard against a table (metaphorically) when the 3 year mark rolls around. The guy I'm *supposed* to be replacing should be retiring around that time too, making it extra spicy.

[Anonymous No.54685467]

what is a fake out

[Anonymous No.54685472]

>>54685417
lisa ann? i don't blame you, she's pretty hot regardless of age tbhwy.

[Anonymous No.54685490]

>>54685417
this is a 67 year old man in a wig

[Anonymous No.54685489]

>>54685376
>>54685405
>>54685445

It also for a promotion. I wanted an internal promotion but my boss isn’t leaving anytime soon and he never really talked to me about getting promoted.

Right now on our one on one, he just ask for status updates and i’ve tried to pivot it into career development and it gets nowhere.

[Anonymous No.54685493]

>>54685014
Her dad has worked at Merrill Lynch for 30 years, so I'm sure she's had some good advice

[Anonymous No.54685503]

>>54685370
Yes and when you have 100 shares sell covered calls to average price down while collecting dividends and buying more.

[Anonymous No.54685506]

>>54685467
When you pretend to pull out but really you unload way deep inside.

[Anonymous No.54685507]

>>54684907
How does she continue to weasel her way around the hollywood jew's traps and become another pozzed mouthpiece?

[Anonymous No.54685510]

>>54684907
>sounds like a lovely investment Mr shekels goldberg stein
>but I'm going to have to pass, I hope you understand
>happy Yom HaShoha

[Anonymous No.54685527]

>>54685489
You gotta take it. If you stay you'll just become the team workhorse and won't go anywhere. You owe the company you work for nothing because they give you nothing.

[Anonymous No.54685533]

Why is nobody here talking about COWZ? Literally the only value stock strategy that actually works based on free cash flow which is basically the only thing that matters. Backtested over decades and btfo's the S&P with less drawdowns. You buy and hold DCA niggers are sleeping on this one and I'm tired of it

[Anonymous No.54685540]

>>54685489
Whatever you do just know loyalty is a meme, don't be afraid to leave

[Anonymous No.54685543]

>>54685490
she's cute, fuck off

[Anonymous No.54685559]

I got laid off and gambled $4k of my severance on options and lost it all...

[Anonymous No.54685575]

>>54685373
I am hereby fucking disgusted

[Anonymous No.54685577]

>>54685362
>stuck at my role for almost 3 years now
Seriously fren. So what? I worked 10 years in the same position for about $107k. I did my job, avoided as much responsibility as I could get away with, invested everything I could, and retired myself early. I’m comfy now. Never understood why people want climb a corporate ladder.

[Anonymous No.54685587]

>>54685489
TAKE THE NEW POSITION!

TAKE IT NOW YOU FOOL!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54685601]

Another week in the bag. I've uh done nothing for most of it. I work 40hrs a week. I typically work in reality maybe 20. Then I go home where the "do nothing" streak keeps on. Honestly sometimes I do more "work" at home than I do at my actual job.(Weekends, shat happens things creep up,etc)

[Anonymous No.54685610]

>>54685362
yes. no reason to be loyal unless it is reciprocated. sounds like your current company undervalues you and most likely itself.

[Anonymous No.54685619]

>>54685575
Really? Out of everything in that picture that is what disgusted you?

[Anonymous No.54685633]

>>54685540
it's honestly a travesty what the boomers did to us. my dad worked at the same company for almost 45 years now. i'm working at the exact same company and i will likely be leaving in 3 because my boss is a piece of shit who forced me to clock in clock out including a half hour unpaid lunch so im stuck there 8.5 hours a day, plus a commute that both ways typically totals around 2.5 hours. boss doesn't give a shit, "you know [the corporation] isn't responsible for your commute, right?" he told me.

i honestly hope they completely cave to my demands at the 3 year mark. i hope i get to stay and every year i plop a couple of job offers on my boss's desk and torture him with it. i hope i get to stay a long long time doing that, if God is good. just to make up for what i've been through. this is what motivates me to be the best goddamn worker ever so i can rape him hard against a desk (metaphorically) when the time is right. i literally fantasize about this day.

loyalty being a meme if fucking correct, and it's sad. i honestly wish i could just work hard and be awesome and get rewarded for it naturally. clearly that's not the world we live in though.

[Anonymous No.54685635]

>>54685362
Well are you living nicely with that 95k? In other words you aren't doing the paycheck to paycheck thing right?. If your doing well with what your making then fuck I'd stay where I was. Climbing the ladder only invites more "work" heaped on you. Yeah your paid more but really is the extra work/stress/bullshit that comes with it worth it?

[Anonymous No.54685642]

>>54685507
>but...

but what? i absolutely MUST know what flatty has to say!

[Anonymous No.54685656]

>>54684907
Asking about Unregulated Securities is the new anti semitic dog whistle. ADL will have a page on it soon. Screen cap this.

[Anonymous No.54685659]

>>54685619
who is this beautiful woman and where do I see more (if ya know what I mean) of her?

[Anonymous No.54685670]

lmao, why is it 92 degrees right now

[Anonymous No.54685672]

>>54685619
10/10 would drink a can of bud light emblazoned with

[Anonymous No.54685674]

>>54685659
anon, that's not even good cleavage. that's B cup push up bra at best.

[Anonymous No.54685675]

>>54685635
I’m already piled with a bunch of work, i’m the only senior accountant at my department. They made me do shit like pick up the food and I have to reserve the meeting rooms for them everyday.

They also make me fucking plan the “department events”.

[Anonymous No.54685677]

>>54685659
Isnt she the person encouraging chrischan to rape his mother

[Anonymous No.54685688]

>>54685675
DUDE

LEAVE

JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET GOOD WORKING CONDITIONS AS WELL IN THE NEW JOB, EZ PZ

[Anonymous No.54685710]

>>54685003
Can someone explain to me why people like dividends? Wouldn't just aiming for growth and then just skimming by selling off a portion of shares that tally up to less than the amount of growth be the same thing as receiving dividends, just with more flexibility? I guess the main advantage of dividends is they can fluctuate but never go negative... and maybe there's some tax advantage depending where you live?
I am new to stocks sorry for the retarded question.

[Anonymous No.54685721]

>>54685710
Dividends are ineffecient yeah. They are a cashflow problem solver not a growth vehicle.

[Anonymous No.54685726]

>>54685710
divvies are fire and forget, especially with DRIP. A lot of people value stocks being as piss-easy as possible because they're afraid of losing any money

[Anonymous No.54685729]

>>54685710
Dividends are a boomer scam. A stock's price gets adjusted by the market by the amount of the dividend otherwise there would be an arbitrage. It's just a way to pay more taxes since it's essentially forced periodic selling. When comparing issues, always look at total return. If you find a high dividend paying company that does really well just know it's despite the dividend not because of it

[Anonymous No.54685741]

>>54685677
That was this cutie

[Anonymous No.54685745]

>>54685710
lots of people that are new to investing get sold some boomer scam about living off dividends and try to make that their goal, even though that isnt really possible until you have like 1m+ invested into high yield divvy stocks. and then at that point you are basically a millionaire living off like 40k/year. maybe it works if you are nearing retirement but if you are young its a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.54685746]

>>54685729
>being paid a share of hte earnings of a company you own, is a scam
As opposed to hoping that you're not the last one to buy before the price plummets and you're either taking real losses, or bag-holding until the market rises?

[Anonymous No.54685755]

>>54685659
If you’re heart is true, you will find her fren.

[Anonymous No.54685758]

>>54685633
Globalization and offshoring was a big factor. Cheaper labor is more important than keeping jobs here or keeping the same people loyal to you. Just tell them loyalty is important to you and hope they're dumb enough to believe it.
Boomies don't know how good they had it

[Anonymous No.54685767]

>>54685672
Would drink a tub of bud light if she bathed in it

[Anonymous No.54685769]

>screen shot this last year
>it's still relevant

[Anonymous No.54685788]

I CAPITULATE
STOCKS WILL NEVER MOVE AGAIN
I AM FOMOING INTO SELLING NAKED PUTS

[Anonymous No.54685796]

>>54685710
I like dividends because I am in wealth preservation mode now and like the extra income. While you are young and in prime earning years you should be concentrating on growth but at some point you will want the extra income. Now yes you could just sell the stocks but then you have less to pass on to your heirs.

[Anonymous No.54685798]

>>54685746
The only thing that matters is total return net from taxes and transaction costs and dividends lower total return, albeit slightly, all else being equal. This is not a controversial statement. Think about it. Where does the dividend come from? It comes from the company, i.e. for every dollar payed out in dividend moneys the company value goes down by $1. In the long run your shares are ultimately predicated on the total value of the enterprise you are invested in. Dividends are just taking from the left hand and placing it in the right hand. Except everytime it happens a few crumbs are dropped on the floor in the form of taxes and transaction costs. Dividends are psychologically satisfying and that's not nothing, especially for retirees. But you should go into dividend investing with full knowledge of what's actually happening. There is no free lunch

[Anonymous No.54685801]

>>54685745
Okay, yeah. Although I'd say 40k/yr is pretty good if you lived in like southern rural america didn't have a mortgage.
>>54685721
Yeah I just thought you could get cashflow just as easily by skimming your stocks every so often, obviously that has a growth cost, but it's the same cost as investing in dividend stocks. Also it will feel bad when you're negative and skimming, but I can't imagine it feels worse than having a lower total return and fluctuating dividends.

[Anonymous No.54685805]

>>54685710
they are very tax inefficient even if you use a tax sheltered account. the company themselves already paid tax on that profit. and now when they payout a dividend to their shareholders (as in redistribute that profit), that same profit is now being taxed again through income tax, dividend tax, withholding tax, etc.

[Anonymous No.54685827]

>>54685710
But would you sell every quarter? In my case I can't find my sell button so divvies ensure I get SOME payout from holding the equity.

[Anonymous No.54685831]

>>54685677
>>54685741
QRD?

[Anonymous No.54685833]

>>54685226
Okay faggot.

[Anonymous No.54685838]

>>54685252
>What the fuck, how does she know this? I never heard that term before.
You're the guy who unironically only comes to /smg/ huh.

[Anonymous No.54685846]

>amazon propping up the entire market
>will SHIT THE BED next week
>FED rape hikes making a comeback
Alright faggots let's go.

[Anonymous No.54685848]

>>54685758
hilarious that onshoring is now a thing because putin decided to be a dick about it post-pandemic. god i swear being a millenial is fucking torture.

[Anonymous No.54685850]

>>54685831
Just search loretta janke and prepare yourself for a total shit show.

[Anonymous No.54685856]

>>54685798
>There is no free lunch.
I didn't ask for one. I placed my money into Ownership, I expect part of my company's earnings. Simple as.
You, on the other hand, expect that you will simply sell fraudulent priced ownership shares to the nearest sucker, and nothing bad will happen.

[Anonymous No.54685859]

Growth stocks aren't real
Small caps are barely above where they were 5 years ago and growth megacaps are just divvy stocks without the divvies

[Anonymous No.54685874]

>>54685436
>I fucking love good stromboli.
>Used to get a combo a decade ago at uni with fries and fountain drink for $10.
>Investments?
>Myself I got an aeropress and liked it soIgot better grinds for it. Going to invest in a coffee grinder soon.
>Otherwise?
>Moved into a house so making improvements to it.
>wife left me for another man
>damn I love a cold beer on a friday night
There it is, the country rock song of 2023.

[Anonymous No.54685879]

>>54685577
Now this is a first. I never understood those who get super high salaries and just keep waging even when they should be capable of be retired for decades.
>wage at 60k post tax a year
>live at home
>put 50k into savings every year
>10 years later at 32 you have 500k
>you know how to invest and do it right?
>too scared go another 10 years, 42 and 1m
Congrats no more waging. That's all I need 500k, and Im out of the cage for good.

[Anonymous No.54685885]

>>54685848
imagine how bad being a zoomer will be tho

[Anonymous No.54685895]

>>54684927
i guess shaq and tom brady couldn't afford lawyers

[Anonymous No.54685901]

>>54685850
damn, how do you ever trust anyone ever again after reading shit like this? this shit really happened. women are fucking evil. that's fucking brutal.

[Anonymous No.54685903]

>>54685801
The idea is that the divvys are reliable and regular in theory while you might sell a monthly low. The only people who need divvys are pensioners though and if the fed provided a reasonable rate they could just have a treasury ladder instead.

[Anonymous No.54685905]

>>54685710
Dividends to me are like getting a pension check for life once I flip off that drip switch. The upshot is I never gotta sell anything to get it and when I die my heirs don't gotta sell nothing either. Now yeah trying to survive off of that income alone requires time plus a shit load of money to kick start things. But in my case I don't plan to use it for survival. More like extra splurge money aka fun money when the time rolls round. Also I get to own a stake in companies I like so hey win win. The best time to buy divvy stocks is during a market shat. Those yields climb high and that stock price is cheap as hell. You sink in a mega load and don't ever touch it again. Time and divvy hikes does the rest. You do other things and let it alone.

[Anonymous No.54685907]

>>54685879
>I never understood those who get super high salaries and just keep waging even when they should be capable of be retired for decades.
Quite honestly? Some people don't know what to do with themselves. They are heavily invested in doing their job, the people, the structure of it all. They become depressed and stir crazy if they aren't working. My dad was this way. No, I don't relate with it, but I see and understand it.

[Anonymous No.54685908]

>>54685885
like many people can't afford a house right now zoomers will grow up wishing for a car but never be able to afford one

[Anonymous No.54685909]

>>54685710
Actual boomers (gen x probably) afraid of risk, if you're 49 years old and call a vtuber your waifu you don't need to throw your 130,000 a year tech homosexual salary into "shit penny stock that might go to zero or might go to a billion but will probably go to zero", just letting your money make you money becomes more appealing as the dream of being the millionaire sugar daddy with an 18yo college sorority whore girlfriend slowly dies and you begin to wonder how you're going to retire.

[Anonymous No.54685915]

>>54685885
where does all that money go when they start dying off more and more? if they aren't giving it to their grand kids then the government just takes it from them?

[Anonymous No.54685925]

>>54685758
>Boomies don't know how good they had it
They know but they're also malicious and hypocritical, they expect you to be a slave because their whole retirement plan falls apart if people they treated like shit treat them like shit in return. It's why many of them are becoming blackpilled and talking about how "no one cares about me" because rather than help their kids and grandkids out they just want to double down on being a giant 73yo piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.54685929]

>>54685670
I wonder what it would be like to live in tornado alley / the midwest where they get serious summer storms / spring storms. The thought of getting heemed by a giant rainstorm and tornado in the middle of May is intriguing to me because where im from by the time its May its 85 all day without a single cloud in sight

[Anonymous No.54685941]

>>54685633
>plus a commute that both ways typically totals around 2.5 hours.
>dad is still employed there
I'm guessing your dad lives in a house that is much closer to the same place kek.

[Anonymous No.54685943]

>>54685688
>JUST MAKE SURE YOU GET GOOD WORKING CONDITIONS AS WELL IN THE NEW JOB
How would you even find out if its good or not until its too late? I had the unfortunate realization my former job sucked and I ended up quitting asap even though it was my highest paying job to date.

[Anonymous No.54685944]

>>54685874
My lawn mower wont leave me but shes always ready to go

[Anonymous No.54685947]

S&P is da poop.

[Anonymous No.54685958]

>>54685915
fuck knows. we recently cleaned out the mother-in-laws condo. it's all worthless trinkets, nothing of value, no heirloom quality prices. just $6.99 tjmaxx plastic junk. the condo had some value. RV, truck, boat were all underwater on loans. I think it's essentially lit on fire.

[Anonymous No.54685964]

>>54685633

You’re fucking pathetic. Couldn’t imagine how grim things must be for you to fantasize about that over a three year span. Your job also isn’t responsible for your commute, you knew where you lived and you accepted the job. And complaining about a 30 min break that’s unpaid… wew. Why do I get the feeling you’re also morbidly obese? Best advice I got for you bro is to an hero

[Anonymous No.54685981]

>>54685958
end of life costs can pretty much dwindle a potential inheritance to nothing. Medical premiums, nursing homes, whatever else. If you're lucky you'll still get something, if not debt just eats up almost if not the whole estate. Best case is a loved one dying from something completely random in their late 50's.

[Anonymous No.54685982]

>>54685915
Yes. Some states have estate taxes. If you don't do things properly then when your dead the state comes knocking looking for it's cut. It depends on the state and how much your estate is worth (fancy term for how loaded you are at time of death).

[Anonymous No.54685996]

>>54685710
because without dividends, all you're doing is speculating on the future price, you're not actually benefitting from ownership in the business
skimming shares reduces your ownership over time, whereas dividends reduce the important of timing your exit
imagine these two scenarios...
1. you own a stock for 20 years, it pays no dividends, and you sell in year 20
2. you own a stock for 20 years, you sell shares every time your total dollars go over a certain amount, and you sell in year 20
3. you own a stock for 20 years, it pays dividends every quarter, and you sell in year 20

in scenario 1, you may be lower in year 20 than in year 10, meaning you held a stock for 10 years (risk) with no return
in scenario 2, you've decrease your ownership over time, limiting upside, and you could still be in a situation where there's nothing to skim for years on end
in scenario 3, it doesn't really matter if the stock peaked earlier, because you've collected 20 years of dividend payments. the biggest risk here is the company itself is shit and can't maintain the dividend, at which point the share price will be in the toilet anyways

[Anonymous No.54686004]

>>54685981
it's not even an inheritance, I know boomers well enough to not expect anything. what was most bothering was leaving nothing worth noting behind. all your shit goes to the landfill and banks take everything else. you did nothing of value in the end, you were the product.

[Anonymous No.54686005]

>>54685915
Boomers have assured me that when they're 90 they'll be broke and pass the costs of care onto their kids. These same boomers did not take care of their parents because their parents lived through the depression and were rabid savers.

[Anonymous No.54686007]

>>54685710
>selling off a portion of shares
What if the share price went down?

[Anonymous No.54686017]

>>54685981
>put all money into trust
>you are now worth zero
>get medicaid and social security
>profit
That said, nursing homes are a scam. Better to have good family that you can stay with to sit on the front porch and yell nigger at people walking by while they work.

[Anonymous No.54686026]

>>54685710
The perfect example of why this is nice is KO. Look at the stock history on it's investor page. Just one puny share bought back in the day and never sold,just held and let time do the rest would be a nice shat pot now. Each share forking out 1.84 annual.

[Anonymous No.54686031]

>>54685073
Impossible. The only girls on /b are trannies.

[Anonymous No.54686041]

>>54685133
Typically no. Even in 2008 cre didn't really crash.
But it will probably will this time.

[Anonymous No.54686048]

>>54686031
With that boyish ass of hers the dick be cute I bet

[Anonymous No.54686049]

>>54685053
no.

[Anonymous No.54686053]

>>54685996
>the important of timing your exit
How do you do know exactly when to exit?
>in scenario 3, it doesn't really matter if the stock peaked earlier, because you've collected 20 years of dividend payments. the biggest risk here is the company itself is shit and can't maintain the dividend, at which point the share price will be in the toilet anyways
Well going off the anon that said there's no free lunches, 2 equally performing companies, the one that pays dividends will just give lower total returns, which makes sense to me, otherwise dividend stocks would be the shit because everyone even people who aren't interested in receiving dividends would buy them and just instantly reinvest all dividends back into more of the stock for greater compound interest.
I guess I can see the appeal of them, but I think they are just not for me. I am pretty young.

[Anonymous No.54686056]

>>54685133
Also you are stupid. 9/11 affected exactly 3 buildings. The pandemic affected millions.

[Anonymous No.54686059]

>>54685915
It goes to you if you’re on good terms with your grandparents. Take some time and visit them.

[Anonymous No.54686063]

>>54685633
>my boss is a piece of shit who forced me to clock in clock out including a half hour unpaid lunch
are you retarted?

[Anonymous No.54686076]

>>54686017
You just reminded me, some anon some time back posted some neat legal trick with roth iras and being able to withdraw it all penalty free but its a multi year process and avoids you having to wait until your 60+. Cant recall what it was

[Anonymous No.54686077]

>>54685133
Lucky Larry was insured. :)

[Anonymous No.54686112]

>>54685533
At a glance it doesn’t look terrible. Seems a solid hold long term, but looking at their top 10 holdings and how they’ve been performing (CSCO specifically) that’s not a great thing. I’d have to actually dig into it a bit more to say for sure.

[Anonymous No.54686185]

>>54685996
in scenario 3 you are just assuming the markets are efficient and will automatically regain the market cap they lost by giving it away as a dividend you said it yourself you cant time the markets because they are irrational

[Anonymous No.54686251]

>GFAI
Goddammit I wish I grabber some before close. I had a dream where FRC hit 30 dollars after earnings

[Anonymous No.54686308]

>look this drug is safe and legal
>100% mortality rate

[Anonymous No.54686310]

"Great Depression" doesn't feel strong enough to describe what's coming.

[Anonymous No.54686309]

>>54685996
>Speculation is le bad
If you run a dividend portfolio and you reinvest it all forever, and something goes wrong in the economy and you get dividend cuts, your stock price also goes down and you're underwater just like everyone else. There's nothing wrong with speculating on stock prices based on fundamentals. Speculation is not inherently bad, just like trading is not inherently bad. It's just another strategy.

[Anonymous No.54686315]

>>54685362
The only way up is out. Take it.

[Anonymous No.54686336]

>>54685856
The share price plus dividends either goes up or it goes down in the long term whether the dividends are zero or any positive number. If the share price plus dividends goes down then you lose money if it goes up you make money. The only way for total return to go up is if the company grows their profits over time hence this is what dividend and non-dividend investors are both equally speculating on. The difference being non-dividend paying companies are slightly more efficient in returning value to share holders since transaction costs from paying and reinvesting dividends is avoided and capital gains taxes are also avoided since non-dividend investors are not subject to the effective forced periodic selling that dividends ultimately amount to

[Anonymous No.54686358]

>>54685674
B stands for Best.

[Anonymous No.54686364]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54686393]

>>54686364
anon throw your eggs in ice water after you boil them.

[Anonymous No.54686405]

>>54686364
omg reddit was right whiggers really don't season their food

[Anonymous No.54686423]

i was told there would be goblinas in this thread but i only see post wall roasties and a ladyboy

[Anonymous No.54686437]

Wish I knew how options worked. When SPY hit 410 I tried to buy 412 0DTE calls, should have bought 1 contract to figure out.

[Anonymous No.54686462]

Does anyone here use Interactive Brokers? I'm holding a call debit spread on C, both strikes in the money. My margin cushion is nowhere near the 5k I would need to cover 100 shares of C, but will I actually have to cover the two options or will I just get the $100 difference in value between the options?

[Anonymous No.54686463]

how many penisii do you have? I have 34

[Anonymous No.54686465]

>>54686364
looks kind of like one of those ai Pepes

[Anonymous No.54686493]

>>54686423

[Anonymous No.54686500]

>>54686493
im gonna coom

[Anonymous No.54686575]

>>54686462
You have to exercise both options. Most brokers auto liquidate the position at expiry if you can't cover the cost.

[Anonymous No.54686598]

>>54685996
Whats sad is that some people actually believe this.

[Anonymous No.54686600]

>>54685226
I'm almost positive that I saw Morrissey post in a thread about himself on /mu/.

[Anonymous No.54686613]

>>54684907

[Anonymous No.54686615]

BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
BOOTY BA BOOTY BA BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS

[Anonymous No.54686622]

>>54686185
plenty of good companies who have been able to pay a dividend and increase share price
look at procter and gamble
$3 to $156
always pays a dividend

[Anonymous No.54686652]

>>54686500
>im gonna coom
I'm not (day 5)

[Anonymous No.54686654]

>>54685619
>pic
>responses
made me kek, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.54686667]

>>54685226
>don't ask me how i know this
Ok I won't faggot

[Anonymous No.54686701]

>Youtube promo
>but it was done inside a video game
Not going to lie I had a giggle about these nerds taking corpo money in funny ways.

[Anonymous No.54686728]

>>54686622
Some companies return capital by consistently reducing share count.
This is objectively superior to paying dividends, with two exceptions: Swing traders holding stocks for just 61 days unlock qualified dividend rate in a shorter timeframe than typical longterm gains 1 year period. There is also a 1% buyback tax recently implemented for US companies.

If you sell some percentage of your shares regularly on a position that you've held for 1+ year, there is zero difference vs receiving a similarly sized dividend. A dividend is paid out of company cash and your residual stake in the company is smaller - because they have less cash. There is no fundamental benefit to receiving a dividend. This is objective math, not opinion.

Companies that pay excessive dividends tend to eventually go bankrupt. In a similar sense, shareholders that select to sell down a stake rapidly will eventually hold no shares.
Shareholders that participate in DRIP are choosing roll up a position that may eventually becomes worthless if/when the company someday dies out. Shareholders who invest in companies which regularly buyback or reinvest their capital through development/acquisitions may someday find the company also fails.
Balance is key.

In the end, it is up to the individual to choose positions that will give them excess returns beyond what they're paying today to buy those shares. Whether or not a company pays a dividend is statistically an irrelevant factor in this. A dividend on it's own has no signaling power.

[Anonymous No.54686747]

>>54685915
some new random "friend", cruise and casino companies, churches, healthcare companies and similar stuff

[Anonymous No.54686783]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54686785]

>>54685226
Yep. Also depends on what you call a "celebrity"

Ive talked to one on multiple occasions on here (different board)

[Anonymous No.54686797]

>>54685417
she doesn't markets very well. a real midwit. there's a reason she works at Schwab and doesn't run any money herself.

[Anonymous No.54686820]

balance sheet

[Anonymous No.54686832]

PRTY bros...

[Anonymous No.54686852]

>>54686832 They are redeeming the wares

[sage No.54686871]

>>54686622
companies like pg ko jnj are easy to point out but they are few and far between. there arent plenty of good companies like that. as soon as the economy starts hitting rough times most companies will pause dividends, and have their stock price crushed. so now you are holding their bag and not even getting paid. in the covid era, massive companies like at&t disney gm stopped paying dividends and their share price was crushed. gms stock price now is lower than it was pre-covid, and you would have missed dividend payments. you cant just assume the markets will be efficient.

[Anonymous No.54686891]

>>54686613
Taytay is pure and I will have none of these LIES

[Anonymous No.54686901]

>>54685874
Get a Commandante grinder sir. I have one. It is excellent and easy to take apart and clean. It's one of the few things that Germans didn't over-engineer. The high end Japanese grinders are a pain to clean.

[Anonymous No.54686909]

>>54686820
We need one for high yield credit spreads

[Anonymous No.54686913]

>>54684907
Taylor Swift and I grew up about 10 miles from each other...
She left when she made it...

[Anonymous No.54686938]

Are they seriously going to hike rates again in a week and a half?

[Anonymous No.54686947]

>>54686600
he's a fag so that makes sense

[Anonymous No.54686948]

>>54686820
This is their strategy.
>CUT CUT CUT THE BALANCE
>BUY BUY BUY IT BACK UP
>CUT CUT CUT
>BUY BUY BUY
Just trying to keep things smoothly running along.

[Anonymous No.54686954]

>buttcheeks have been on the catalog all day
Anime titty OP sisters, we are oppressed... And it isn't like the janny hasn't been here. I saw the closeup of fat asian pussy when I was scrolling bored at work.

[Anonymous No.54686958]

>>54686901
>Commandante grinder
I want a mechanized grinder. I'd rather spend the extra price considering I drink so much coffee to not have to hand grind.

[I will marry hannah hays No.54686973]

Your king has returned. You guys aren't bad mouthing my queen, are you? I'll crash this fucking market so fast you'll beg for 2022 to repeat itself.

[Anonymous No.54686974]

>>54686938
let's hope, we need to nip inflation in the bud

[Anonymous No.54686976]

>>54686938
Kek the govt is getting ready to go in default by end of June.. Unless they jack the debt limit.Which right now there's no chance in hell cause they can't even agree on a plan (bill) to pass. That would only get shot down in the senate anyway.

[Anonymous No.54686979]

>>54686891
>roody-poo
That's a word I've not heard in a long time.

[Anonymous No.54686983]

feeling super social but not sure how to use this energy.

[Anonymous No.54686984]

>>54686947
>>54686974

[Anonymous No.54687015]

>>54686954
The cleaner cumlord nukes anime tiddies on site. Even in the wee hours. Perhaps next thread should have the coin slot of goatse as the OP image. It'd last longer than an anime girl in a bikini.

[Anonymous No.54687058]

>>54686852
>market cap of $6.24 million
We could all pool our money together and buy the entire company so the party never has to end...

[Anonymous No.54687060]

Fuck i just noticed its friday and the markets are closed..

[Anonymous No.54687072]

>>54687060
All day today I was working my trading as if it were Thurs, then I saw the market reports on how the week ended and was glad I didn't see the price I was looking for to make a buy for an overnight hold.

[Anonymous No.54687083]

You guys are gonna stick around this weekend to hang out with me right? You guys are my only friends...

[Anonymous No.54687084]

>>54686613

[Anonymous No.54687093]

Damn it really has gone nowhere

[Anonymous No.54687097]

>>54687060
mmmm thats looks goo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54687101]

hymc started following me on twitter and we got to chatting about trading and strategies. now their account is suspended. didnt get to finish our convo. they not supposed to do that? it wasnt related to their stock or sector

[Yes No.54687107]

>>54686938

[Anonymous No.54687111]

>>54687083
Yes i'm always here. Also i strained a lower back muscle this morning so standing up from desk requires some doing.

[Anonymous No.54687115]

>>54687060
hang in there 2024 we get hourly options, 2026 the 12 hour market cycle, 2028 the 24/7 market cycle. 2030 the entire stock market is just an app where you tap the screen and your balance goes up or down depending on the atmospheric static charge at that moment in time.

[Anonymous No.54687118]

>>54687083
Probably just going to continue playing DQ11 after my 3 month hiatus. This place is dead. The market is dead. Not even TSLA collapsing could topple the S and P index. It just reshuffled all that money.

[Anonymous No.54687120]

Unironically going to try and tank my credit score if this stupid mortgage fee shit happens

[Anonymous No.54687126]

>>54684927
Taylor's dad is a financial advisor at Merrill Lynch

[Anonymous No.54687137]

>>54686976
Republicans will cuck and get nothing out of their vote

[Anonymous No.54687146]

>>54684907
Anyone catch the run on bitcoin miners?

[Anonymous No.54687153]

>>54687126
And my dad is a doctor, doesn't mean I know the first thing about treating a patient.

[I will marry hannah hays No.54687154]

>>54686976
LOL anyone who opposes a debt limit will get voted out next cycle.

[Anonymous No.54687165]

>>54686976
>surely they won't raise it for the 95th time.

[Anonymous No.54687173]

>>54687153
Im sorry you have a bad relationship with your father anon. We can talk if you want to.

[Anonymous No.54687177]

>>54687153
but if you were about to sign some sort of doctor deal you could call him up and get an opinion

[Anonymous No.54687212]

>>54687093
It gets even better when you zoom out and adjust for the dollar rising and falling

[Anonymous No.54687217]

>>54685226
Nobody cares what you think Obama go back to Africa

[Anonymous No.54687223]

China will time their invasion of Taiwan to coincide with the government debt default.

[Anonymous No.54687234]

>>54687212
I can envision the bollinger bands. Huge volatility is coming.

[Anonymous No.54687245]

>>54685710
>imagine being so poor you cant live off 1% your wealth a year kek

[Anonymous No.54687251]

>>54687137
Correct. Republicans have absolutely nothing to gain by letting the US default on the debt. Hypothetically if they did, everything would go to shit and the Democrats would say "if the Republicans would have worked with us this could of all been avoided" and naturally the average American is a complete npc, and they'd fall for it and even more Americans would vote democrat. Republicans will settle for a few token nods their way which will consist of back room deals and the debt limit will be raised.

[Anonymous No.54687255]

>>54686909
Here is High Yield & Investment Grade Spreads

[Anonymous No.54687264]

>>54687255
checked. it's ogre

[Anonymous No.54687277]

>>54687165
Kek this. Its theatrics to make it look like theyre trying their hardest or so it looks, as if im buying that

[Anonymous No.54687280]

>>54687264
>squiggly line squiggles in just the right way to show that its over.
yes, i am financially illiterate.

[Anonymous No.54687284]

>>54687223
fuck. maybe I should put some leaps a little deeper OTM. going to have so much worthless fiat I can just build a house out of it.

[Anonymous No.54687295]

>>54687137
They literally have every single time. The Republican party is a facade, this is one party country run by retarded democrats and has been for a long time.

[Anonymous No.54687298]

>>54687245

>>54687255
squatting pantyhose is a good tag combination

[Anonymous No.54687302]

>>54685203

[Anonymous No.54687323]

>>54685307
I haven't watched the new series. Are those legit subtitles?

[Anonymous No.54687328]

>>54687015
>Yunyun

God, I just want to hold her down and relentlessly lick her pussy as she squirms from embarrassment and pleasure. You know what I mean?

[Anonymous No.54687329]

>>54687277
The radical republicans will seek to squeeze as much spoils as they can from this debt ceiling fight since Biden refuses to bend the knee but the big prize will be election season.

[Anonymous No.54687337]

>>54687298
>>54687264
What one do you like more?

[Anonymous No.54687358]

>>54685082
thank the gme faggots. the market wide crab is only because of these fuckers fucking everything up.

[Anonymous No.54687365]

>>54687337
>>54687298
>>54687264


FUCK

[Anonymous No.54687370]

>>54686076
Bump for interest

[Anonymous No.54687374]

>>54687365
kek, I was wondering what you were getting at. Definitely one on the left

[Anonymous No.54687376]

>>54687323
it's konosuba, im surprised you have to ask.

[Anonymous No.54687378]

FUCK IT
i just bought
a little BTC
so numbers move
and maybe just
have a little BTC
i will cut losses
if minus fie dolla

[Anonymous No.54687380]

>>54685362
I just got bumped to $90K, it’s roughly $95-97K with my annual bonus, but my area’s COL is low so that’s fine. I like my boss, I like my team, and I don’t dread coming into work everyday. They also let me WFH whenever I want. My friend makes $125K with his bonus, but he’s been working insane OT and I can tell he’s stressed the fuck out right now. It’s not always worth making the jump anon. You may make more money, but I don’t think it’s worth it getting shit on all day and wanting to drive into incoming traffic on your way to work like several of my friends. It’s a gamble no matter what, but jumping job to job is how you make more money for sure

[Anonymous No.54687383]

>>54687329
they will all go into a closed door negotiation. then bukkake several little boys beyond recognition. then announce they fought for americans, but it's in everyone's best interest to kick the can.

[Anonymous No.54687386]

Im deep in puts most expiring 5/19. Tell me the market is going to actually start moving before then.

[Anonymous No.54687387]

>>54687380
>he doesn't even make 6 yearly figures
imagine underperforming inflation this bad

[Anonymous No.54687397]

>>54687383
Yeah I would agree that this is not the hill that those crooks will die on.

[Anonymous No.54687431]

>>54687365
the left is hotter but the right seems more attainable with her thicker figure and homelier face, and that has certain appeal too. I dunno.

[Anonymous No.54687444]

>>54687431
who is this hentai

[Anonymous No.54687474]

>>54684907
So who else is slurping BUD? Theres no way chudcucks on /smg/ are going to do anything. Expecting 20% return.

[Anonymous No.54687497]

>>54687474
any happenings wouldn't be reflected in this earnings anyway

[Anonymous No.54687515]

>>54687497
Also that jump in Michelob Ultra Sales, lmao

[Anonymous No.54687516]

>>54687474
might play next earnings, I could see a 6 week dip in revenue. I don't think there will be any meaningful impact.

[Anonymous No.54687569]

WAIT this shit is fucking real? I thought it was a fucking shitpost.
Burgers what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.54687571]

>>54687386
more money has been lost in anticipation of a downturn then etc etc

[Anonymous No.54687614]

>>54687569
Surely that's 1.75% reduction from whatever astronomical rate the 620 is getting to start... right?

[Anonymous No.54687645]

>>54687614
yeah
>we can squeeze a little more out of the good goys and still assume roughly the same risk for the riffraff

[Anonymous No.54687663]

>>54687569
jewish mask on the good goy points is slipping.

[Anonymous No.54687669]

>>54687569
Boomers financialized everything and made everything worse solely so they could use home equity as their retirements after plundering safety nets like social security.
This is all about compelling demand instead of supply. Like 40 year mortgages are going to start happening soon.

[Anonymous No.54687678]

>>54687663
good goys are bad debtors

[Anonymous No.54687679]

UH OH STINKY

[Anonymous No.54687687]

>>54687669
all boomers should be put in those nursing homes where shaniqua beats them

[Anonymous No.54687693]

>>54687679
Not so fast
>buys 0DTEs every single day
THE GAMMA WILL BE SQUEEZED

[Anonymous No.54687715]

>>54687376
Yeah, Crunchyroll and their (((localization)))

[Anonymous No.54687726]

>>54687669
>>54687687
based boomers
seething noobs
boomers know that boys have a penis
and girls have a vagina

[Anonymous No.54687745]

>friday night
Why are you here?

[Anonymous No.54687751]

Is this bullish /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54687752]

>>54687745
im going on a trip tomorrow. but its not like i wouldnt be here anyways to be honest. one day ill start going out or whatever on fridays.

[Anonymous No.54687760]

>>54687687
I always wanted to start a nursing home called 2nd chance. all the staff are felon ex cons. they take care of the boomers since boomers love their niggers and love cheap labor. we give back the community around here.

[Anonymous No.54687762]

>>54687752
I wanted to do something today but I couldn't decide on what to do. I checked the local music venue but aint shit peaked my interest until June and desu I can't hear shit when I am there anyways.

[Anonymous No.54687772]

>>54687762
one day ill hang out in a small, smokey bar and listen to a live jazz performance while drinking some whisky.

[Anonymous No.54687780]

>>54687328
Who? What?

[Anonymous No.54687787]

>>54687569
This is why I don't want to rely too heavily on a mortgage to buy a house. The gov or the banks can rugpull you at any time, you are just a source of income to them.

Not to mention. This fucking half-assed socialism that's already in college funding, healthcare etc. where the sticker price is huge so they can fleece you if you have the money, which subsidizes charging just enough to not quite bankrupt those who couldn't otherwise afford it. Basically just taking a quick look at your bank account and making that the sticker price, then add some extra on top to account for 3.5x your income or whatever is an ""acceptable"" level of debt. That is coming to houses now. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.54687797]

>>54687772
Part of my issue is that I dont know of good places to listen to music at. I fucking hate places with the music too loud that I can't tell shit.

[Anonymous No.54687800]

>>54687569
Sp just go delinquent on some cheap debt to get the discount?

[Anonymous No.54687801]

>>54686891
Yeah, Taylor has been a part of the btards gang for a while now, it is known

[Anonymous No.54687809]

>>54687569
>everyone tries to jew the system and tanks their credit scores by being late on debt payments or not paying at all
What happens at that point

[Anonymous No.54687812]

>>54687760
I would fund this using most of my trust but it would have to be in the most white city in vermont or massachusetts to inflict the maximum amount of pain. I'm talking old, rich rich areas of vermont or massachusetts. I would rather not because I don't know your projected profits or how much rich old whites are hated by their children.

[Anonymous No.54687823]

>>54687358
Based GME bros, making my CSPs print so much fucking money.

[Anonymous No.54687828]

I think I'll play with some banks next week. FRC has earnings Monday, if they don't crater it's going to be a fun ride.
Are there any other high volatile stocks I should keep an eye on?

[Anonymous No.54687831]

>>54687474
What the fuck were they thinking? Like, do you not know your clientele at all? Beer drinking boomers are not going to enjoy this shit. Maybe they crashed the company to the ground with no survivor on purpose for some nefarious reason, who knows

[Anonymous No.54687841]

>>54687751
>doubling down on finding an even more worthless metal to mint coins of minimal value, instead of just cutting them entirely
Who even uses pennies or nickels. Cash prices should be rounded to $0.10 at the bare minimum, maybe even $0.25.

[Anonymous No.54687850]

>>54687800
>>54687809
Lowering your FICO isn't going to be cheating the system, it's still more expensive the lower you go. It's just that if you have a lower FICO already you don't pay as much as you used to, while if you had a higher FICO before you're paying more.
Essentially if you've got good credit you're subsidizing the difference for those with bad credit.

[Anonymous No.54687868]

>>54687812
projected profits would be favorable. At 2nd chance we believe in cutting every corner and squeezing every penny. profit is literally all we care about, even if it negatively affects our residence.

[Anonymous No.54687875]

>>54687809
Le great resetoonga
Debt is annulled for goyim, but in exchange everyone loses all claims to property
Wake up, tidy up your pod, eat your ration of bugs, and go work a 15hs shift at your local Amazon distribution center

Don't forget to renew your subscription fee to your Gamestation 1500 for next week, else you are going to have to give it back

[Anonymous No.54687879]

>>54687715
Does it matter? I got the meme quote I wanted, I can't complain. I think you can relax on the "localization", you pretentious faggot.

[Anonymous No.54687882]

>>54685619
Sneaky is so good at Cosplay

[Anonymous No.54687890]

>>54687780
Yunyun.

[Anonymous No.54687893]

>>54687841
I always carry 4 pennies around so I never get anymore

[Anonymous No.54687900]

>>54685901
Want the real black pill anon? She’s been doing this shit for years in multiple institutions and has had multiple pets taken away from her for using them for her fetishes, but she has never and will never face justice because her parents are actual glowies that get her out of every situation through their connections

[Anonymous No.54687905]

>>54687900
women scare me.

[Anonymous No.54687915]

>>54687569
What really fucks me up about this is the FICO score is just some bullshit made up and used by the private credit agencies. The formula is opaque and the report usually has loads of shit on it that isn't even true. It's not government sponsored or backed in any way. Yet now official policy is written and based on it. If this doesn't get to the Supreme court and struck down I will be shocked

[Anonymous No.54687917]

So are we crabbing until FOMC?

[Anonymous No.54687940]

>>54687850
But basically there is no incentive to improve your credit if you have 620

[Anonymous No.54687950]

>>54687118
>TSLA collapsing
Just a scratch.

[Anonymous No.54687951]

>>54687850
Okay cool then next time I go to apply for a mortgage I'll stipulate that the rate be reduced just enough such that the 1% "fee" goes away. They'll cave or I'll walk

[Anonymous No.54687958]

>>54687841
Boomers, that's who. The same people who run the government

[Anonymous No.54687968]

>>54687917
i figure some of the earnings between now and then might trigger some dumping ahead of it, next week has a lot of non financial consumer stuff in it

[Anonymous No.54687990]

I don't like all this crabbing

[Anonymous No.54687995]

>>54687879
What's pretentious about wanting subtitles matching as close at possible to how the Japanese actually speak? The Japanese don't use slang like cringe and sus.

[Anonymous No.54688006]

>>54687917
>So are we crabbing until FOMC?
and beyond

[Anonymous No.54688031]

>>54687917
Since when were you under ze impression, zat ze CRAB-17 was over

[Anonymous No.54688045]

>>54687255
you're my favorite anon here, anon

[Anonymous No.54688072]

>>54685226
>celebrities
Rope

[Anonymous No.54688073]

>>54686076
You can withdraw all of your contributions penalty free at any time. But you might be thinking of rule 72(t) in a 401?

[Anonymous No.54688081]

>Research companies
>Analyse their financial statements
>Read their 10k's, annual reports, press releases, investor presentations, news stories, etc
>take into consideration macro-economic factors, constantly monitor economic news and data
>try to model the future performance of the company
>try to model how this will impact the future performance of the stock
>also have to factor in taxes you will have to pay
>learn complicated mathematics and programming techniques to further refine your models and data analysis
>get btfo by some cunt who just buys a vanguard fund every payday and enjoys life instead of spending all his free time researching and worrying about his investments or the economy

[Anonymous No.54688092]

>>54688081
If you count it as a hobby you can enjoy life while doing it.

[Anonymous No.54688109]

>>54688081
>both of you get btfo by a guy who just day trades highly active highly liquid stocks with moving averages and risk management

kek

[Anonymous No.54688112]

>>54688081
>look up a companies balance sheet on brokerage site, ycharts, finviz, yahoo finance
>they are all slightly different but within the same range
>cant tell who is using the real numbers

[Anonymous No.54688140]

>>54688137
>>54688137

[Anonymous No.54688145]

>>54685901
>Looks at picture
>Immediately spits out milkshake in disgust
>That's a man
Not reading. Qrd on the TLDR?
>

[Anonymous No.54688146]

>>54688081
>get btfo by some cunt who just buys
*randomly selected AI shitcos

[Yes No.54688209]

>>54687800
>>54687850
If you're close to either threshold it would definitely be worth it. I keep seeing conflicting information on which numbers trigger the discount/penalty, but dropping 20 or 30 points by eating up your credit cards' margin or opening up one or two new ones is easy enough to do as long as you can cover the purchases without paying interest.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54688421]

>>54685226
there’s martin shkreli,
but I don’t know if that counts

[Yes No.54688739]

>>54688421
Shkreli was a Wallstreetbets poster.

[Anonymous No.54688910]

>>54688421
Shkreli was wsb poster, not /biz/ material

[Anonymous No.54689004]

>>54685619
I've seen his boypussy. It's not as arousing as his boobies in this image. Kind of gross desu.

[Anonymous No.54689292]

Do you guys think amazon will shit the bed on thursday or will it be another netflix "bad is good" deal?

[Anonymous No.54689623]

good thread op (op is me)

[Anonymous No.54690345]

Im short