/smg/ Bobo Games.

[Anonymous No.54682072]

Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go, Bobo
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's your birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your Red Day
And you know we don't give a fuck about Mumu cause it's not his birthday

You can find bobo in the markets, bottle full of puts
Look, mumu, I got the rally drunk, if you into takin' drugs
Mumu into havin' sex, but he the one getting fucked
So come give me bobo a hug, cause he needs another rub.

Bobo flow, brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my clothes, my jewels

I know this is just a game.
A Plastic Love.
A Bobo Love.
Go Bo Bo Bo Bo BO BO BO BO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve2aib93Cs8&list=RDVe2aib93Cs8&index=1

[Anonymous No.54682094]

And mumu should love it, way more then you hate it
Mumu, you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I fucked you right
I'm that bear by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass mumu trying to pull me back, right?
When my jaws get to bumpin' in the market it's on
I wink my eye at you, bitch, if mumu smiles he gone
If the market on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If the talk ain't 'bout money, mumu, I ain't concerned

It's bobos birthday
we don't give up fuck if you don't have links cause it's BOBOS BIRTHDAY

[Anonymous No.54682097]

Why do these faggots keep saving this market

[Anonymous No.54682099]

>>54682072
>he baked

[Anonymous No.54682104]

>>54682097
It's just plastic pumps.

[Anonymous No.54682108]

is ZIM a meme? How can these jews have a 80% div yield

[Anonymous No.54682110]

Hey /smg/, you guys going to get your next booster, i-i mean rate hike?

[Anonymous No.54682117]

stop fucking slurp. just let it die

[Anonymous No.54682119]

>>54682108
*everything* is a meme

[Anonymous No.54682125]

>>54682094
I was wondering what Wierd Al Yankovich was up to these days.

[Anonymous No.54682128]

>>54682117
This. I'm so fucking tired of these fags talking tough about recessions and it's over and then you see every dump bought up 3 minutes later

[Anonymous No.54682135]

>>54682125
Excuse me?

[Anonymous No.54682137]

Why is big lots dumping? Should I buy?

[Anonymous No.54682140]

>2 years of 4150 range

[Anonymous No.54682151]

"Realistically" when is the market going to bottom? Is this gonna be another 2008 where the market drops or a 2001 where it takes years?

[Anonymous No.54682165]

How do I trade in "dark pools"

[Anonymous No.54682178]

Buy Rycey! the Future is here!!!

[Anonymous No.54682180]

>>54682165
Have a billion dollar account.

[Anonymous No.54682184]

>>54682140

[Anonymous No.54682199]

>>54682151
It's going to be a slow bleed. The faggots in the government and the fed would rather completely destroy the future for a few weeks of green rather than just ripping the band-aid off and letting things heal naturally

[Anonymous No.54682216]

Anyone else extremely autistic and awkward in public but a cold hearted markets nerd? Really bizarre how sales is the bread and butter of making money and you have to be a social IQ genius to make it effective while trading equities is a numbers game where less socially aware you are the better you are to handle things. I could read analysis reports and insights comfortably but I always feel I am out of place around people in public, like some average joe could street hustle better then me any day.

[Anonymous No.54682220]

>>54682184
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54682222]

>>54682151
more like 1929

[Anonymous No.54682224]

>>54682151
2024, but by then hourly expiry options will be normalized and we can get an entire recession over and back to ATH in about 18 hours.

[Anonymous No.54682225]

To the "Forwardlooking"-guy considering SAP.

Their revenue q1 2023 is less than Q2 2022 when the war was still relevant. And way worse than Q3 2022.
This price is retarded if you compare it with 2022 performance. This rallye is nothing but speculation.

Their perfomance is better than Q1 2022. But that was when the war broke out. In comparison to Q1 2023 everyone will have better results.

[Anonymous No.54682231]

Look at the way spy has been moving. Lel it moves like a penny stock with l9w volume now

[Anonymous No.54682241]

The Fed is so full of shit. Wants max pain but keeps employing the PPT to prop up these markets

[Anonymous No.54682249]

>>54682231
My favorite part is the volume spike around St. Patricks day setting the hook. Classic.

[Anonymous No.54682266]

>>54682108
Its one off
Don't do it anon. Look at the history, read the reports

[Anonymous No.54682302]

>>54682216
>Anyone else extremely autistic and awkward
You just described 99.999% of this general.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54682304]

IT'S HAPPENING HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS. WE FINALLY REACHED THAT POINT. YOU JOKED AND SAID 2 WEEKS BUT IT IS HERE.

[Anonymous No.54682332]

>>54682304
GO BANKRUPT YOU SHIT COUNTRY

[Anonymous No.54682334]

>>54682304
I turned in the news and they said they have breaking news that they will deliver on may 5th

[Anonymous No.54682349]

>>54682334
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.54682354]

>>54682140
Living the dream..

[Anonymous No.54682403]

>>54682334
thats only in two more weeks!@

[Anonymous No.54682410]

>>54682304
news is fucked. every station just plays the meat spin 24/7. 1/2 tell you it's stunning and brave, the other half says it's filthy and degenerate. why are we watching the meat spin gif 24/7 in the first place?

[Anonymous No.54682414]

SPX looking like a shitcoin right now

[Anonymous No.54682424]

Is really the fate of all markets, to be flat

[Anonymous No.54682427]

>>54682410
Just watch the meat spin gif and stop asking questions

[Anonymous No.54682428]

>>54682410
This was too real.

[Anonymous No.54682438]

>>54682304
>fall for it
>check
>-0.02% on the day
why do you faggots post like this

[Anonymous No.54682439]

Why aren't you guys using CHATGPT TO TRADE???

[Anonymous No.54682453]

>>54682439
Because I don't know how. Care to teach me?

[Anonymous No.54682476]

if you want a picture of the future of the market, look at IMNN

[Anonymous No.54682482]

Is the banking crisis over? Should we be slurping cheap regional banks right now?

[Anonymous No.54682496]

i have no idea what to with my free time.

[Anonymous No.54682519]

>>54682424
We’re waiting for FRC earnings on Monday. I wouldn’t expect any significant price action before then

[Anonymous No.54682535]

That today is what you call a spring, Bobo.

[Anonymous No.54682541]

>>54682410
24 hr news was a mistake

[Anonymous No.54682545]

>>54682519
Their earnings honestly can't be anything other than bullish considering all the bad shit that's happened to them this year. If bad news is good news, then FRC earnings should giga-pump the stock

[Anonymous No.54682550]

>>54682496
sell your free time obligation to someone who will pay you a premium for it

[Anonymous No.54682551]

Kneel.

[Anonymous No.54682564]

>>54682550
that sounds like a job. youre not trying to trick me into working are you?

[Anonymous No.54682567]

>>54682545
If it’s so bad that it’s on the brink of collapse, the markets going to have a meltdown. Why else would they delay the earnings from the normal timeframe?

[Anonymous No.54682591]

>>54682567
The markets are unironically retarded. Like single digit IQ retarded. FRC could tell the press that they are delaying their earnings because their company is in shambles and they need to time to fudge the numbers, and the stock would giga-pump. Even if you tell people your stock is a scam, it will still pump. Dwyer was right when he said don't think just buy.

[Anonymous No.54682614]

>>54682439
>>54682453

ChatGPT Trading Strategy Made 19527% Profit ( FULL TUTORIAL )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYNqikThZvQ

i just watched it and its funny

[Anonymous No.54682623]

>>54682564
no no, at any time you can roll the obligation forward and keep the premium, and the govt will provide you benefits by doing it

[Anonymous No.54682634]

'schedule d' no thanks sounds gay

[Anonymous No.54682639]

>>54682591
true

[Anonymous No.54682646]

ok so why is TSM down 4%

[Anonymous No.54682679]

>>54682165
Dark pools are a myth. We all know blacks can’t swim so why would they need a pool.

[Anonymous No.54682683]

>>54682119
Everything being a meme, is a meme

[Anonymous No.54682702]

>>54682439
Because I’m not here to make money

[Anonymous No.54682703]

>>54682646
At the current post rate I would say our TSM is down a whole lot more than 4%

[Anonymous No.54682706]

The jew cannot steal your time if you fully occupy it with hobbies you enjoy :]

[Anonymous No.54682710]

Are bobos just gay, sexless faggots that got so used to losing, they made it their entire personality?

[Anonymous No.54682715]

>>54682706
Buncun on point again

[Anonymous No.54682716]

>>54682683
oobviously

[Anonymous No.54682734]

>>54682439
>100% works
Fucking kek, well now I'm convinced

[Anonymous No.54682743]

>>54682734
Whoops wrong pic disregard, I meant to post this one.

[Anonymous No.54682746]

>>54682439
I've been using chatGPT for a month now to time all my entries/exits.

[Anonymous No.54682755]

breaking up or down?

[Anonymous No.54682769]

I bought an old decommissioned stock certificate of the company I work for, it’s from the 50’s. Is it too cringe if I bring it into the office and hang it on my desk

[Anonymous No.54682781]

>>54682769
no thats bad ass. fuck what zogbots think

[Anonymous No.54682799]

>>54682769
Well let me put it to you this way. If my crew was cleaning your office building and I walked by your cubicle and saw a decommissioned stock certificate that an employee bought with their own money, I would likely laugh and call you a brown nosing faggot.

[Anonymous No.54682807]

um.. TSLA was supposed to go below 160 today..

[Anonymous No.54682808]

Jews attack me.

[Anonymous No.54682809]

I hate the crab.

[Anonymous No.54682811]

>>54682108
ZIM is the best. They just keep paying me hand over fist, even after meme articles about how they will definitely stop paying in 2023 rolled out.

[Anonymous No.54682827]

Little Bobo doesn't understand, so he lashes out in confusion

[Anonymous No.54682828]

>tfw the bottom was in october

hope you bought in :)

[Anonymous No.54682832]

hey /smg/, heard your sister's going out with Squeak!

[Anonymous No.54682837]

>>54682222
Kek black & white baggies got rekd

[Anonymous No.54682838]

Why is AMZN pumping so much lately? Baggies trying to prop it all up before the house of cards collapses next week with shit earnings?

[Anonymous No.54682860]

I am getting theta raped. Fuck this crab market, just liquidate me, stop teasing and leeching from my bull hope

[Anonymous No.54682864]

>>54682799
I’m going to leave full cans of soda in my trash can today so your roller leaks everywhere and you have to mop twice

[Anonymous No.54682867]

>>54682706
Congrats again on the pregnancy. Admittedly though your children will likely come out looking like monsters. I don't know what a part bunny part human would look like but I don't think it will be good. Should have went with an anime wife. I have 2 beautiful children with my wife.

[Anonymous No.54682875]

and just like that i'm back

[Anonymous No.54682904]

>>54682222
Checked and unorfutnatly I can see this being the case. A long and slow bleed out causing delusional mumus to scream "BULL MARKET!" to the unforutante loss of others money as they follow the noise

[Anonymous No.54682931]

>>54682864
Don't write checks you bussy can't cash chud. If you do that i'm going to get one of my employees to give me the rag they used to clean the bathroom the maintenance guys use and then wipe your keyboard and mouse with it. You won't realize it but everytime you use your office computer you'll be touching the chili dog and beer poopy that the maintenance guy took yesterday

[Anonymous No.54682934]

What are the shoe shiners saying today?

[Anonymous No.54682944]

>>54682241
Yeah. Feels like everything is going off a cliff by them not picking a side. Either stop the inflation and let the market drop. Or stop pretending they give a damn about inflation and let the market pump. Theyve picked the worst of 3 options for the sole purpose of "hey maybe itll fix itself if we drag it out"

[Anonymous No.54682946]

>>54682934
they're right here
>>54682904
>>54682222

[Anonymous No.54682952]

>>54682614
>>54682439
Kek. It's amazing what people will fall for, especially when money's on the line.

[Anonymous No.54682965]

>>54682944
They're being force to be do nothing faggots until after the 2024 election because politicians are fucking scumbags

[Anonymous No.54682975]

>>54682241
We need to revive Volcker

[Anonymous No.54683059]

>>54682975
Na. Powells slow burn works great. Everyone hedging his bets and taking the crab rape like a man makes it while all the risk frontrunners get fucked to dead

[Anonymous No.54683085]

>>54682828
The bottom was April 6th niggertard.

[Anonymous No.54683108]

>>54682934
GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKING SHINEBOX

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54683111]

>>54682734

[Anonymous No.54683137]

>>54683085
enjoy your crab asset. capital value/calorie has been tanking since October

[Anonymous No.54683138]

F in the chat for our nigger VIX.

[Anonymous No.54683136]

My account is $69k. I have $4447 in cash. I am in the mood to buy something. What should I put $100 today, just for fun? No options. I will sell it on Tuesday or when it gains 5%.

[Anonymous No.54683149]

>>54683136
>just for fun?
>No options.
No fun then

[Anonymous No.54683154]

>>54683059
I can respect it but it's so fucking boring, just rip off the bandage already

[Anonymous No.54683156]

>>54683136
ENZC

[Anonymous No.54683172]

Going to Starbuck's, you guys want anything

[Anonymous No.54683191]

>>54683111
Delet this right now!!

[Anonymous No.54683193]

>>54683149
I've never bothered to sign up for options because I dont want to have to click the buttons required or whatever.
>>54683156
See pic, thanks sister
>>54683172
No thanks I already have my coffee

[Anonymous No.54683196]

>>54683172
yeah uhh lemme get uhhhh lemme get a big mac
then lemme get a small frosty, you guys have frosties?

[Anonymous No.54683216]

>>54683137
>enjoy your crab asset
yes, so swingable

[Anonymous No.54683217]

>>54683193
Nice, see you on the moon, or at 5% gains.

[Anonymous No.54683222]

>>54683172
is there any room for coffee in there?

[Anonymous No.54683225]

>>54683136
since you can't do options and want to have fun with 100 bucks go for one of the AI stocks ahead of MSFT Earnings Call.

AI, BBAI, GFAI, SOUN, BFRG, IDAI, CXAI, AMST, LUCY, GSIT, CMCM

AI ultra penny stock mode: INPX, KSCP, MRAI, FOXO, POAI, PBTS

[Anonymous No.54683251]

Bump

[Anonymous No.54683260]

>1 week on the SPY
Truly the crab reigns supreme in this fake and gay market. Soon the smg general will be strangled in its claws and soon, very soon, we truly will have the last smg thread.

[Anonymous No.54683282]

>>54682875
if 46.15 is 0%, that means you have infinity money anon

[Anonymous No.54683285]

>>54683216
in fact yes, very swingable for a boomer asset

[Anonymous No.54683287]

>>54683260
>mmh today I will vote for republicans
>"Same shit, More Taxes !"
wow that was a win

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54683301]

>>54683260
If they fuck my nigga Donald Trump again, I'm never going to not vote 3rd party.

[Anonymous No.54683307]

>>54683172
I never had starbucks, get me a cookie or something

[Anonymous No.54683319]

>>54683287
sum(dem tax)>sum(repub tax)
enemy of my enemy is my friend
lesser of two evils
post folio

[Anonymous No.54683339]

>>54683307
Coffee is a meme and a bad one. It's nothing more than a glorified laxative.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54683381]

>>54683172
Get me some hipster's mac book pro.

[Anonymous No.54683404]

Ummm Bobros? What happened?

[Anonymous No.54683458]

reminder to short VISL to death and make free money for life

[Anonymous No.54683471]

>>54683404
411 to 416 is still mr snibbs domain.

[Anonymous No.54683491]

This is ridiculous

[Anonymous No.54683495]

>>54683381
shut the fuck up baggot you couldn’t win a fight with a blindfolded starbucks hipster
go cry to your fish sauce stinking gook

[Anonymous No.54683503]

Question for the momentum traders:

Let's say a stock just had it's earnings and it's up 8% premarket. Let's also say that it's going to be at +12% at close.
There are two scenarios in the first hour after markets open (I'm only talking about the first hour, not the hours afterwards).
1. The stock keeps on pumping for the first hour
2. The stock dumps a bit for the first hour, but after that it will pump

How can I tell which scenario is more likely to happen? By looking at volumes only or do I need to check something else too?

[Anonymous No.54683509]

>SPY CHG: 0.00%

[Anonymous No.54683531]

I HATE THE CRAB

I HATE THE CRAB

[Anonymous No.54683539]

>>54683495
This is the correct way to respond to baggot

[Anonymous No.54683543]

>You're_going_nowhere.gif

[Anonymous No.54683547]

>>54683531
condors or butterflies, milked 2% this week just from theta.

[Anonymous No.54683555]

>>54683547
>2% this week
sad times

[Anonymous No.54683557]

>>54683503
the underlying will do what is what going to do regardless. the earnings is just gasoline to get it there quicker.

[Anonymous No.54683558]

I thought OPEX days were supposed to be exciting.

[Anonymous No.54683565]

>>54683558
every day is opex day now

[Anonymous No.54683587]

>>54683555
don't disagree, but my mail holdings are essentially zeros. 2% better than nothing I suppose.

[Anonymous No.54683594]

Bulls got too greedy. Always remember to take profits, kids!

[Anonymous No.54683598]

Can’t remember ever witnessing such crabbing as the past few weeks

[Anonymous No.54683608]

AMERICA, STOP PUMPING EU, YOU CUNTBURGERS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.54683610]

0dtes have killed the slow retail daytrader

[Anonymous No.54683611]

>>54683225
>AI, BBAI, GFAI, SOUN, BFRG, IDAI, CXAI, AMST, LUCY, GSIT, CMCM
I used a randomizer to choose one of these and got IDAI.

[Anonymous No.54683614]

0DTE tranny nigger single mother father chillunz, our response?
https://twitter.com/TommyThornton/status/1649395584648855554

[Anonymous No.54683633]

>>54683614
How will this affect the greater market?

[Anonymous No.54683634]

>>54683594
Power or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.54683646]

>>54683634
>Power or sour hour?
PLEASE BE A FUCKING POWER HOUR!!! I'M SICK OF LOSING

[Anonymous No.54683647]

>>54683614
I still have absolutely no understanding of what VIX even is despite gambling on it to years.

[Anonymous No.54683652]

>>54683634
idle hour

[Anonymous No.54683653]

>>54683634
0% crab hour

[Anonymous No.54683657]

>>54683646
>CNBC doing a "2023 Stock Draft" filler content
I'd expect fuckery

[Anonymous No.54683659]

>Oh no, señor, we would never nationalize. Iz just loco communists. Chile is different. No worries.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/commodities/chiles-boric-announces-plan-nationalize-lithium-industry-2023-04-21/

>ALB: -10.70%
>SQM: -22.15%
>SGML: +2.73%

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54683663]

>>54683495
lmao, you sound mad, did some nigger steal your mac book pro or something?

[Anonymous No.54683665]

>>54683634
golden shower hour

[Anonymous No.54683667]

>>54683634
Crab Hour as usual

[Anonymous No.54683675]

>>54683633
Hopefully stop 0DTE fuckwads from crabbing us into eternity

[Anonymous No.54683679]

We're literally at picrel right now, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.54683688]

>>54683647
Based

[Anonymous No.54683692]

>>54683633
Well it'll keep Volatility range bound. Or will it become less range bound as volatility fluctuates depending on 0dte order flow

[Anonymous No.54683706]

>>54683692
To inflict max pain of course

[Anonymous No.54683710]

SOUR HOUR! FULFILL YOUR DESTINY!!!!

[Anonymous No.54683713]

>>54683692
>It'll do a thing. Or perhaps maybe not.
Thanks for that great insight anon. I feel so much better knowing all that.

[Anonymous No.54683727]

>>54682072
did a 5-year-old come up with this?

[Anonymous No.54683728]

The war is suspicious. It seems like abstract genocide. We WANT whites here. Anyone preventing Slavs from coming here is an enemy against the white race.

I always love REAL progress and REAL society.

Canada and Britain and Australia can take all the Ukrainian population and plenty of Russians too.

Canada is the size of Europe.

I think Zelensky is a puppet trying to kill as many whites as possible.
The war is abstract genocide.

[Anonymous No.54683744]

>tfw it's not power hour and you're now regretting your financial decisions
its over for me bros
>>54683727
Probably a 35 year old, knowing this subreddit

[Anonymous No.54683745]

>>54683728
>he hasn't seen the mariupol videos of russia's chinks and mudslimes roaming around now

[Anonymous No.54683759]

>>54682151
Short term? You're looking at around 175 on SPY.

[Anonymous No.54683767]

>>54683759
WTF IS THAT??

[Anonymous No.54683782]

>>54683767
your future

[Anonymous No.54683783]

>>54683767
Time is a flat circle.

[Anonymous No.54683796]

>>54683744
>bottom right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

[Anonymous No.54683814]

>>54683783
Kek I didn't even know this chart >>54683759 was a parody I thought it was just really autistic OC

[Anonymous No.54683815]

>>54682614
there is an actual chatgpt suggested strat on tradingview you can run actual real backtest on it and it's relatively poor strat

[Anonymous No.54683839]

>>54683728
You're the schizo tranny canadian who always shits up the drugfeel thread on r9k arent you? You always post about how "great" vancouver is. go back to your containment thread plz.

[Anonymous No.54683862]

>>54683728
Both hohols and slavs are subhuman and should be treated as such.

[Anonymous No.54683885]

>>54683744
Is this at Alphabet?

[Anonymous No.54683903]

>>54683885
https://fishtank.live/ - A Zoomer version of Big Brother by Sam Hyde

Unfortunately I don't think it'll kill off Twitch and make AMZN puts print fast enough.

[Anonymous No.54683957]

daily reminder 0DE options have ruined the markets forever, especially spy
shame

[Anonymous No.54683969]

>>54683957
>implying it wasn't intentional to stop the selling pressure from causing a market crash

[Anonymous No.54683987]

>>54683969
bingo my friend
crab market for years to come

[Anonymous No.54683993]

OIH is fucking dying holy shit. Did Biden just outlaw Schlumberger or something?

[Anonymous No.54684012]

>>54683957
But can options as derivates even influence the market? Or does that strategy of 0dte lead to them buying and selling stocks in a way, that makes 0dte profitable, but the stock market a shitshow?

[Anonymous No.54684024]

>>54683558
>I thought OPEX days were supposed to be exciting.
the morning was kinda nuts

[Anonymous No.54684029]

>>54683993
Guess you missed the memo. No one holds commodities related stocks through monthly options expiration.

[Anonymous No.54684054]

>>54684029
Oh, yes, of course not. Because... well, the reasoning is obvious.

[Anonymous No.54684055]

SNIBS AT YOU

[Anonymous No.54684060]

When are these guys going public?

[Anonymous No.54684061]

>>54683558
Too many puts in the system. Markets does not want to pay out those puts.

[Anonymous No.54684069]

>>54684060
Never, with those astronomic labor costs.

[Anonymous No.54684086]

At least everything's not one color, so we got that going for us. Which is nice.

[Anonymous No.54684097]

And lean hogs are having a stellar day!

Although /sugarsisters/ are getting caramelized.

[Anonymous No.54684101]

>>54684060
it would instantly go to shit if did

[Anonymous No.54684123]

>>54684097
/OJ gang with 60 points of gains stay winnin

[Anonymous No.54684140]

pink wojaks incoming
BTC tanking

[Anonymous No.54684167]

>>54684123
Common Citrus W

[Anonymous No.54684170]

>>54684140
People are liquidating in advance of a KO-triggered Black Monday.

Coke Boomer will finally give a "shat" and panic sell.

[Anonymous No.54684175]

>finishing flat again
Impressive. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.54684189]

>>54684175
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

jk. i'm calm and collected. Our bobo time will come. I BELIEVE IT. I use emotions and belief to trade like a WOMEN PRAYING SUNDAY MORNING.

[Anonymous No.54684193]

>>54684170
Ah, sheeeeeit

[Anonymous No.54684221]

>>54684170
EXCITING. I'm getting hard.....

[Anonymous No.54684239]

>>54684170
>FRC earnings after hours on Monday

[Anonymous No.54684247]

>>54684170
Oh god, I do business with some of those companies...
I used to work at one of them even...

[Anonymous No.54684260]

Test

[Anonymous No.54684280]

>>54684221
The week after opex is like sliding the condom off.

[Anonymous No.54684281]

>>54684170
some juice ones in there, and you just know there is more bad than good news.

[Anonymous No.54684295]

So I sold SOXL 15.50 puts going to execute. Should I buy outta them or should I let them execute for a rebound in the coming weeks?

[Anonymous No.54684298]

>>54684260
Still dead

[Anonymous No.54684305]

>>54684170
Why in hell would Coca Cola post bad earnings, m8?
And what is up with Amazon? Carrying the whole bloody index on its massive back. Who's even buying that crap?

[Anonymous No.54684317]

>cunty office women are complaining that their offices being dusted once a week isn't enough
>now I have to go in this weekend and dust the entire building
If I ever get terminal cancer it would be an absolute dream if mine taking out as many cubicle cucks as possible with me in minecraft

[Anonymous No.54684319]

>>54684305
>Why in hell would Coca Cola post bad earnings, m8?
It's not about the earnings. It's about the food stamps.

[Anonymous No.54684335]

slooooooow smg today
captcha: pic rel. interpret as you want

[Anonymous No.54684341]

>>54684319
Ive personally watched some Mexican buy nothing but an entire cart of Pepsi and mountain dew with a bridge card. Food stamps is nothing more than another form of QE.

[Anonymous No.54684344]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seP1w3XPBfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk9gvTmCXY

[Anonymous No.54684349]

>>54684319
>It's not about the earnings. It's about the food stamps.
It's not about the food stamps, it's about sending a message... you see my friend?

[Anonymous No.54684381]

Retard pump into close, great

[Anonymous No.54684391]

>>54684381
Buy puts then

[Anonymous No.54684394]

>>54684349
>>54684341
https://www.fns.usda.gov/snap/changes-2023-benefit-amounts

[Anonymous No.54684404]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.54684405]

>>54684381
I'm a bobo at heart but the reality is, the fed is just going to let hyperinflation happen to save the stock market, so you may as well start buying because your dollars will be worthless soon.

[Anonymous No.54684407]

>>54684317
Have you checked the filter for the AC system. I know it’s probably not in your contract but if it’s clogged or missing you could mention it to someone and solve the issue.

[Anonymous No.54684415]

>>54684391
0MTE's

[Anonymous No.54684422]

>>54682117
It's instinctual by now, I can't resist. I grew up poor. Must slurp any chance I get.

[Anonymous No.54684427]

>>54684405
why not buy actual assets in that case, not tickers

[Anonymous No.54684434]

>retest of the 50 daily sma
th-thats the game right? n-nothing else?

[Anonymous No.54684440]

>>54684405
Same feeling. Getting heemed atm. Earnings europe (except luxury suck), still not dropping. But buying now appear too late and could be a fuckin bull trap at this point.

[Anonymous No.54684473]

>>54684405
You're probably right
I think inflation target will be changed to 4% YoY eventually, bearish as fuck for quality of life, bullish for stocks.
Europe is likely going that route already

[Anonymous No.54684477]

>>54684407
Oh most definitely. The ventilation system is fucked. Some of the offices have sandy shit coming out of the vents which definitely isn't dust and we told the facilities manager about it, and since he's in charge of our contract rather then address the problem he just uses us to fix his mess. The building is about 25 years old so it's starting to fall apart from the inside. The company is too cheap to do anything about it, but the executives are completely gutting the entire executive conference room and having it redone because "the decor isn't contemporary enough". Meanwhile they have a hiring freeze on the entire company while the different departments are barely surviving. Every CEO, CFO, and vice president deserves a bullet.

[Anonymous No.54684485]

>>54684404
0%

[Anonymous No.54684492]

>>54684404
Not too much in the red so I should be glad of that. April is a good month for my dividends so I won’t complain too much.

[Anonymous No.54684493]

>>54684170
i WILL be acquiring 100 shares of google when it halves in price, the eternal jew will NOT weaken my resolve

[Anonymous No.54684498]

>ding ding ding anon is dead

these are truely the eternal crab of end times

[Anonymous No.54684501]

>>54684404
>+2.16%
Whatever, still down YTD

[Anonymous No.54684512]

>>54684404
getting heemed in ai stocks. i regret fomoing into them but will hold out to see if they make a comrback next week

[Anonymous No.54684515]

>MOC IMBALANCE 66 MLN SELL-SIDE.
Wow, even gay bullshit last minute orders have died off.

[Anonymous No.54684519]

>>54684394
Dios mio….los refrescos

[Anonymous No.54684521]

when will black betty next release earnings?

[Anonymous No.54684524]

>>54684404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxhj1Is7HpY

[Anonymous No.54684526]

>>54684404
>-0.74%
crab wins again

[Anonymous No.54684527]

>>54684473
maybe not bearish for quality of life.

i have been listening to what some people are cutting to make their budget work -- a lot of it is shit like cookies and chips and soda, etc.

for american health, maybe tightening the belt is what us obese fucks need.

of course, ultimately, this would be bearish for corporations, as they prey on americans being as inept and as unhealthy as possible.

[Anonymous No.54684537]

Milkbreaths, please check out this short thesis on SPT: https://the-razors-edge.ghost.io/sprout-a-short-thesis-2/

Company name is Sprout. The guy who wrote this short thesis is an expert on software / SaaS businesses and stock valuations. He's had good short reports and long plays before.

Read this short report on SPT and see if you like it

[Anonymous No.54684550]

>>54684404
- 0.66%

[Anonymous No.54684555]

>>54684521
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

Wednesday after next. It'll be extra bearish because the market's got 68% odds of a 0% in June. You know, when monthly numbers like this are still rolling in.

[Anonymous No.54684566]

>all 3 major indexes up 0.01%

This is the gayest market in us history

[Anonymous No.54684569]

>>54684473
>changed to 4%
It doesn't need to be changed they can just lie and 99% of America will accept it, anyone that disagrees with facts will be considered a anti-american conspiracy theorist. They say inflation is at 4.2% but that's a blatant lie. It's no less than 10%+ in actuality. But hey, look how great they are at reducing inflation as long as you don't include food, gas, utilities, automobiles, wages, and real estate!!

[Anonymous No.54684582]

>>54684498
>>54684404
Anon! Anon! I was busy the past few days!

[Anonymous No.54684584]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54684590]

Oh Christ today's TGA/revenue numbers are bad. We're gonna hit the debt limit in early June.

[Anonymous No.54684599]

>>54684473
I swear, if they do 25 bps after still increasin core inflation in europe, ECB is the biggest sons and daughters of bitches. Especially since they continuisly claim the european banking system is stable. And if something happens they can act.. So why a small hike?

[Anonymous No.54684600]

how we gonna pay...
how we gonna pay...
HOW WE GONNA PAY?!

[Anonymous No.54684604]

>>54684537
The TL;DR
The short offers 40%-60% downside over the next six months and is in my opinion the best risk/reward short in the entire SaaS sector.

[Anonymous No.54684608]

What will you be during the Great Depression?
>not to be confused with that mild recession in 1929

[Anonymous No.54684609]

>Enter stock market
>"I'M GOOD, YEAH, I'M FEELIN' ALRIGHT"
>"BABY I'MA HAVE THE BEST FUCKIN' NIGHT OF MY LIFE"

[Anonymous No.54684623]

>>54684600
Rent was written before only fans existed.

[Anonymous No.54684626]

What will you be doing during the Great Depression?
>not to be confused with that mild recession in 1929

[Anonymous No.54684630]

>>54684404
+9.50 points

[SPT Short Thesis No.54684638]

I'll just copy / paste the SPT short thesis conclusory points.

>The Social Studio revenue tailwind is overstated and set to become a notable headwind, and the market is currently giving this an organic growth multiple.
>My research indicates that contrary to Sprout managements color; Sprinklr continues to win the highest value Social Studio customers in the Fortune 500.
>Vendor consolidation in this macro environment is an accelerating trend that favors Sprinklr’s much more robust platform.
>Organic customer growth went to zero Q4 when adjusting for Social Studio attributed Salesforce partnership migrations. This is consistent with my early views on what the macro impact would like in the SMM space.
>The fact that the leading social-ecommerce platform decided to decommission the product due to lack of reliability and limited internal engagement raises narrative questions consistent with my other findings.
>Real-time customer SMM checks indicate a dynamic pricing environment for buyers emerging as a result of Sprout’s notable pricing changes.
Sprinklr Q4 Earnings Call Signaled A Shift in Go-To-Market as well as a willingness to become more flexible on price for core SMM which leaves Sprout in a difficult spot post pricing changes and facing the unquestionable AI juggernaut in the space.

1/2

[Anonymous No.54684645]

>>54684590
what does the govt genuinely provide for a tax payer? I'm having a hard time thinking of something but there has to be a few.

[Anonymous No.54684648]

Test

[Anonymous No.54684660]

>>54684645
Theoretically they're supposed to provide roads, but, uh...

[SPT Short Thesis No.54684664]

>>54684638
>>Positioning on the short here is extremely favorable as the name has benefited from pods and others hiding out in it due to the timing of the pricing and social studio tailwinds. This normal market phenomena has been further exacerbated by a tech bubble bust in software and thus has likely led to an extremely crowded pair/funding long for SaaS net short funds.

>The reversal of this positioning will prove painful and the stock is extremely vulnerable to a downside overshoot as management has been extremely aggressive in attributing this delta vs peers and broader SaaS to unique model inflection and competitive strengths.

>Twitter’s recent business model changes are likely to prove a margin headwind in social listening and potentially lead to a structural shift in how other social media companies treat their API access and proprietary data.

>The recent explosion in LLM’s and broader AI introduces a very serious overall disruption risk to the entire space as potential new entrants and existing models across customer engagement, SMM, contact center, analytics, media insights, marketing automation, and paid online advertising converge.

>The short offers 40%-60% downside over the next six months and is in my opinion the best risk/reward short in the entire SaaS sector.
>The short offers 40%-60% downside over the next six months and is in my opinion the best risk/reward short in the entire SaaS sector.
>The short offers 40%-60% downside over the next six months and is in my opinion the best risk/reward short in the entire SaaS sector.

2/2

[Anonymous No.54684668]

>>54684648
Still banned fren

[Anonymous No.54684671]

>>54684515
>MOC IMBALANCE
What's that?

[Anonymous No.54684675]

>>54684648
You should at least post something more interesting like "fuck jannies".

[Anonymous No.54684679]

>>54684645
Whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck is with the antisemitism anon!?!

[Anonymous No.54684683]

>>54684660
yea that's a big fucking no. my tri county area is irredeemably fucked on that front.

[Anonymous No.54684690]

>>54684675
I wasn't banned, I was having problems posting for some reason.

[Anonymous No.54684691]

>>54684671
Last minute buys and sells, basically: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/marketonclose.asp

[Anonymous No.54684692]

>>54684645
i use public transport to go fuck a 53 y old woman

[Anonymous No.54684694]

>>54684645
Unless you're on gibs, a govt worker or a boomer on SS basically nothing

[Anonymous No.54684699]

Shoot all jews

[Anonymous No.54684706]

>>54684692
Kek you don't even have a car CRBP pajeet?

[Anonymous No.54684712]

>>54684706
Poos live like insects

[Anonymous No.54684722]

>>54684692
you're welcome then I guess.

[Anonymous No.54684724]

>>54684405
>the fed is just going to let hyperinflation happen to save the stock market
nope, not without Pocahontas intervening and getting J Romey booted. He has repeated without stutter, 2% will not be wavered from, and the markets *will* reflect it, it *will* be bumpy.

[Anonymous No.54684742]

>>54684645
they keep your country rich, armed to the teeth and acting as a global police

[Anonymous No.54684743]

>>54684645
Uh, some unemployment/NEETbux payments I guess.

[Anonymous No.54684757]

>>54682140
2 years into the lost decade

[Anonymous No.54684762]

>>54684692
If you do that so she doesn’t get your car description and plate number it’s based. If it’s because you don’t own a car it’s just sad.

[Anonymous No.54684771]

>>54684706
Oh i definitely have a car. in fact i got a hybrid this year that is ridiculously efficient compared to my last shitbox. but here's the thing, if someone lives in the city and they're within a 2 mile walk of the station, why the fuck would you bother trying to park?

Also I like getting drunk before i talk with women or else the conversation makes me bored. I like to use public transport because i can bring on shots of whiskey or vodka with me on the subway and slowly get shitfaced as i realized i'm going to have to converse with a woman for a few hours.

In fact, without public transport, i would probably be having sex WAY less often because having to deal with a car while going into a city to bang a woman while also wanting to drink alcohol is too much juggling. Now this is obviously just my autistic sexually perverted reason for loving public transport but another big benefit is that you can use public transport easily to go to sportsball games. If I want to see MLB or NBA games live (not that i do often) I definitely use the subway and i definitely take a bunch of cans of coors light with me on the subway

[Anonymous No.54684782]

>>54684771
>cans of coors light
tallboys* not cans. But usually the best thing for public transport is hard alcohol unless its game day and everyone is drinking.

[Anonymous No.54684787]

>>54684742
we are spiritually broke and we haven't won a war in 100 years.

[Anonymous No.54684797]

>>54684771
we can't relate cos we're white so if we tried to do something fun like that we'd get nicked instantly

[Anonymous No.54684798]

What’s up with FRC?

[Anonymous No.54684801]

>>54684757
*2nd lost decade

[Anonymous No.54684803]

>>54683172
Used my SOXS gains on a brown sugar oatmilk espresso today. They conned me into watering it down with cream but Im wired anyways

[Anonymous No.54684818]

>>54682614
>>54682439
I hate YouTube niggers
>the Truth about X
>Huge X Drama
>I used ChatGPT to do X and this happened

[Anonymous No.54684822]

>>54684724
you missed the dip retard

[Anonymous No.54684826]

>>54682097
The longer it goes on, the worse the eventual collapse will be.

[Anonymous No.54684827]

>>54684609
WELL LONG TALL SALLY SHE'S BUILT FOR SPEED

[Anonymous No.54684835]

>>54684771
>casual sex with women
>alcoholism
I'm quite certain you are a great disappointment to your मां and पिता. Did you at least become a doctor?

[Anonymous No.54684839]

>>54684771
>cans of coors light
Imagine not drinking OE on the subway. NGMI

[Anonymous No.54684842]

>>54684797
I interact with way more whites on public transport than i ever do in my own asian suburb. white people are generally more middle class or lower class where im from.

[Anonymous No.54684847]

The indexes didnt move at all, we have reached the perfect prices.

[Anonymous No.54684848]

>>54682151
1929-32 chart

[Anonymous No.54684853]

>>54684842
what i mean is transit wagies or cops aren't gonna pull you up because you're brown
laws only apply to white people

[Anonymous No.54684873]

>>54684798
Regional banks are in a tug of war between being oversold and having a dogshit chart + ongoing deposit flight. FRC in particular is now a coinflip on their results Monday.

[Anonymous No.54684890]

>>54684847
>>54684848

[Anonymous No.54684906]

>>54684853
I realize that I'm on 4channel and 99% of people here are whites who want to act like the victim everywhere they go, but i promise you that if you're a white guy smoking fentanyl off tin foil in a metro station, cops won't do shit to you. Because the population of white people here are generally poor and displaced by richer immigrants, a huge chunk of the people buying and using hard drugs out here are white zombie fentanyl people.

[Anonymous No.54684920]

>>54684906
Where do you live, philly?

[Anonymous No.54684928]

Baking!!!

[Anonymous No.54684938]

>>54684928
Dont bother, what is there even to talk about

[Anonymous No.54684960]

>>54684938
Goblinas

[Anonymous No.54684961]

>>54684906
I wouldn’t mind picking up a cute fentanyl waifu and using her as a sex slave in exchange for drugs.

[Anonymous No.54684963]

>>54684920
(((Shillicon Valley))). White middle class got displaced by richer tech immigrants so you see a lot of poor white people here or rich white people. The distribution is bimodal honestly.

[Anonymous No.54684968]

>>54684906
yeah, I live in Seattle so I know homeless druggies are a protected class
but if I wanted to have a beer on the light rail on the way to a Mariners game, guarantee you I would be targeted

[Anonymous No.54684983]

>>54684928
Haven't you heard? SMG just filed for bankruptcy. No budget for more threads.

[Anonymous No.54684986]

>>54684928
>tfw NSPY is still losing against SPY
Vampirebros, what do we do?

[Anonymous No.54685004]

>>54684907
>>54684907
>>54684907
>>54684907

[Anonymous No.54685022]

>>54684968
Asians say the same thing when some homeless person mugs them
#STOPASIANHATE

[Anonymous No.54685273]

>>54684938
The eternal crab.