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54673774 No.54673774 [Reply] [Original]

What are my options if my tenant doesn't pay her rent?

>> No.54673791

>>54673774
Are you in Biden's America?

>> No.54673795

>>54673774
1. ask /biz/
2. realize /biz/ is retarded and you will have to get a lawyer who specializes in real estate and evictions

>> No.54673809

eat her pussy

>> No.54673818

>buy/have gun
>walk into the property you own legally
>shoot her
>stand your ground
Literally that easy

>> No.54673829

>>54673818
Id:JOB

>> No.54673830

>>54673774
just go in there at random times while shes there its your property

>> No.54673831

1. sexo
2. make her sign a loan agreement for the exact amount she needs for rent, high interest naturally

>> No.54673864
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54673864

>>54673831
>ID: TSX1

>> No.54673923

>>54673774
>Her
Wait I've seen this porno 100 times already

>> No.54673954

>>54673774
invite some homeless men to your home

>> No.54673978

>>54673954
this may actually be the smartest post ive seen on here in a while

when the tenant tries to get help from the police it will surely backfire in the owners favor since she isn't actually upholding her contractual obligations

>> No.54673983

>>54673954
kek that's actually a good idea

>> No.54674193

>>54673774
go to a bar at night and pay people to puke into a giant garbage can, take it to construction sites and pay mexicans to shit in it, do this for about a week until you have collected at least 30 gallons of biological material. Bonus points if you add rotten meat and eggs. Give the mixture a good stir and pour evenly into the intake of the HVAC unit. As soon as the tenant complains, tell her you could fix it IF ONLY she paid rent.

>> No.54674277

>>54673830
A friend of mine had a landlord that did this while he was taking a fucking shower.

>> No.54674302

>>54673774
>her
lmao, rape (if female)

>> No.54674305

>>54673774
You have no options except going to the courts.

A rental house ceases to be your property until the tenant agrees to leave or you legally remove them. Whether they pay for rent or not is irrelevant. Until you get a court ordered approval to remove them it's still their property.

I have no idea why landlords don't bother to learn the basics of rental laws before they lease their properties.

>> No.54674313

>>54673830
It's no longer your property once it is rented out.

>> No.54674314

>>54673774
There was this story on reddit about this hispanic woman who couldn’t pay rent and her landlord was a huge conservative ford wrangler type of dude who fucked her brains out and even made her engage in raceplay