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>> No.54672673

He does it for free

>> No.54672680
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>> No.54672682

I don't like the links

>> No.54672684

Fuck every early baking troon, you should have waited until 400 replies

>> No.54672691
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The government is some broke ass niggas.

>> No.54672694
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>But, anon, if you don't bake, you will kill the thread. For years. It's over. And you're attacking something you know has no value.

>> No.54672700

does hentai-foundry have hentai or is it more foundry?

>> No.54672702

My fiance and girlfriend of 4 years just told me that she was born a man. I never knew because only ever did anal on her

>> No.54672710

I won't rest until putsreddit tranny has killed itself

>> No.54672715
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first for googulu, the thinking mans investment

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>> No.54672720

We're headed for something worse than the great depression.

>> No.54672724

Pure play model desu senpai.

>> No.54672730

You're gay.

>> No.54672734
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>TGA refills a lot on steady tax revenue, draining liquidity
>TGA doesn't refill, indicating a weak economy and moving up the debt ceiling by months
There was literally no way to win today.

>> No.54672736

Buckle up Buckaroos

>> No.54672737

As much as I want to dismiss this as trolling, I saw that MTV series about fat chicks that didn't realize they were pregnant. So this being real wouldn't surprise me.

>> No.54672738

What's the current balance?

>> No.54672746
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>> No.54672749
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>down 63% on one stock that went to absolute fucking shit out of nowhere
>refuse to sell at a loss
>can't sell ccs because it's just a fucking wasteland as everyone knows it's never going up
>refuse to average down
>wish desperately i could short it to death instead
the worst part? it isn't even burning cash, it's just absolutely fucking terrible when it comes to speaking to investors so it's just silence which makes volume drop off and the mm go full kike on spreads

>> No.54672750

The greater depression.

>> No.54672751

God I hope so

>> No.54672754

Probably not enough to last us until June 15th (a magic date where corporate tax payments and further Jew trickery from Yellen can buy us time)

>> No.54672758

Cathie just said tsla to $2,000 by 2027. wagmi.

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>> No.54672761

Has putsreddit troon been on all day?
Every time it shows it's tranny face here I want all bobros to remind it to kill itself by doing a backflip

>> No.54672770

Maybe a depression will tame hoeflation and bankrupt social media whores

>> No.54672774

I hope yeah

>> No.54672778

You know how they called ww1 the great war?

...and then something worse came along and the great war wasnt so bad?

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>> No.54672793

Is trading a good side hustle?
I'm willing to put like 100-200€ a month and maybe 1-2 hours a week.
Thanks a bunch buddies
And of course I have zero knowledge about stocks or even how money works in general

>> No.54672795
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>he baked

>> No.54672806
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>I'm baked

>> No.54672812

>Is trading

>> No.54672817

>is playing slots a good side hustle?

>> No.54672827

like anything else, to get good at you need either $10k or 10k hours first

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>> No.54672836

liquefy everything

>> No.54672837
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NVDA is cheap now, right?

>> No.54672839

Too bad I can't get stoned, only on weekends

>> No.54672847

maybe the pump really was my blood pressure along the way

>> No.54672862
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I'm switching the s&p swings for now. The nasdaq is being too screwy showing questionable signals on my weighted dice and tea leaves.

>> No.54672869
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I'm less red in AH then I was at close

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>> No.54672881
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I would be careful chasing swings during earnings seasons, but there is a lot of monies to be made.

>> No.54672885

NOKIA bros... not like this...

>> No.54672887

We told you about the mutant fish. We told you not to get involved with that.

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>> No.54672901

Nah they're way over priced.

>> No.54672902

Sympathy crash with AT&T?

>> No.54672916

it isn't that, i don't think anyone has mentioned it here, did my own research and the likes, wasn't a bad bet at the time but each q got worse and the price just got fucked; i was averaging down but the pumps stopped and now it's basically dead

oh well, it's only 6k (1.8k~ now) so i'll let it ride out to 0 or maybe shekelstein pumps it in 50 years who knows

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>> No.54672923

Is this yiddish or something?
I'm not converting to judaism
wtf i thought you guys knew what you're doing
Alright I give up because I simply have neither of those things

>> No.54672938
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How does 3800 on SPX sound to you fellas?

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>> No.54672966
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Greatest depression. The best.

>> No.54672967

My AMAT call got stopped out at 73% profit. I'm still figuring price targets out but so far I think this new trading system has the most potential.

>> No.54672974

>he bought a stock
lmao, just don't do that, stocks are a minefield. Don't you know we call it /stock market general/ as a joke? We only trade >futures and such.

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>wtf i thought you guys knew what you're doing
We appreciate your confidence in us.

>> No.54672996

1850 and I'm being generous.

>> No.54673011

>implying anyone but the market makers are winning in this market

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>> No.54673040
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>> No.54673056
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>> No.54673068
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These candle patterns sound like items in a Fromsoft game.

>> No.54673070

Welcome to 5 fig hell

>> No.54673073

buy SQQQ

>> No.54673092
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>tri stars

>> No.54673106

Fuck communist niggas AND mystery niggas

>> No.54673116

My parents are Indian expats in USA and they got a costco package to travel Europe and most likely every other person in their group was indian or asian. Funny imagining Italian villagers seeing a bunch of asians and desis with cameras taking pics of them like its some safari.

>> No.54673147

Was last week the wrong time to all in on UPRO?

>> No.54673162

For me it's the inverted triangle and the upside down ladder patter on the 200 DMA

>> No.54673188
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>mfw 5th green day in a row

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Teach me your mystical ways crab

>> No.54673211

>SPY dumped back to 411 AGAIN
Wow, sure would be surprising if it pumped back to 413~415 range tomorrow

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>> No.54673220

That depends. Do you like having money?

>> No.54673233
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>That 1m-2m inversion

>> No.54673253
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I wasn't paying attention, is there a reason we're red today?

>> No.54673256
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That's not even much realized vol lol, thats a half percent move or so for SPY.

>> No.54673264

Clearing out call baggies before opex.

>> No.54673288

She's so hot

>> No.54673319

The amount of positive (negative) replies to this is making my shorts real happy, and I ain't talking about muh dick.

>> No.54673336

Why the fed just sell treasuries and mbs and remit those proceeds back to the fed? I mean they have failed thus far, how much worse (better) can it get?

>> No.54673367
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What makes you all say that? MSM and white house keeps saying economy is stronger than ever!

>> No.54673374

That isn't allowed under current laws and the rules of Jew trickery ("accounting"). The Fed having more cash is separate from the Treasury having more cash because they are considered separate entities.

>> No.54673402

I short-swung Nasdaq, long-swung natgas from $2.00 and held my Oats futures and ARKK shorts.

>> No.54673405

>small caps basically nonexistent now
>mega caps pump a couple percent every few weeks when they announce they're firing another 20k workers
>dividend companies MIA
healthiest economy we've ever seen!

>> No.54673438

The GreatER depression

>> No.54673481

I guess you paint a good point, the fed would end up as America's broker and we can only imagine how that would go

>> No.54673524
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Just dawned on me today how far things go downhill every market cycle crash/end. I can remember exploring around a mall that was slowly fading in 00s and it was still lively and you could walk into electronic shops and play the original Xbox demo machine. Mid 2010s and it was turned into a skateboard shop/skate place, mall was on its way out by then but was still a comfortable experience to sit around and take in the slower environment and background music, like a slice of heaven. Now it's completely shut down mall is locked. Every crash just seems to degrade societal cohesion, and people nowadays just can't enjoy some calm moment, always noise always consuming something. Best thing money could buy it can't buy and it's a sense of peace.

>> No.54673525

i like to masturbate while daytrading and surfing /smg/. Basically while you are doomposting or enjoying gains, im jerking off to you.

>> No.54673554
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I'm jerking off to you jerking off to me, bud.

>> No.54673564

>Best thing money could buy it can't buy and it's a sense of peace.
absolutely can if you get enough of it to buy some land somewhere far from the endless noise and consumption

>> No.54673591

So is 0dte getting killed tomorrow? Mott Capital guy said it was because of call gamma or some shit. Idk what call gamma even is lol.

>> No.54673601
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Why did he do it /biz/? Animal.

>> No.54673622
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Older I get the more I think this is the path of seeking wealth. However to make "money" you have to exploit the chaotic people some way. Starting to see the forest and adjust my investing philosophy towards this. What are people desiring but what are future people going to desire? What company offers this that is undervalued? Create passive stream dividends from their spending habits.

>> No.54673630

My personal findings has been the more irritated you feel about something someone has posted, the more likely it is to be a directionally correct call. That mott capital guy seems to get under a lot of people's skin. I am not betting against him.

>> No.54673634
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Buy the house, chud!
Don’t you know you already missed the bottom?

>> No.54673643

>Mott Capital guy
Michael Kramer? Straight up clown who's been wrong at every turn for the past year or so.

>> No.54673648

Kek it's so fucking true though, about how some people are triggering but correct

>> No.54673677
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>> No.54673702

kinda weird to think of how much faster this can/will all get too going forward, especially as companies start looking into putting chips into the brain and vr/ar gets more attention; we already have people glued to their smartphones all day and night to the point where they're only capable of keeping their attention on 5 second videos of anything and everything to keep the brain occupied

i think the future is pretty bleak, less empathy, life being so rapid that people don't value it so much, everything all about the now with everything being instant

>> No.54673729
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Low volume. Plus it's opex. Doesn't count.

>> No.54673778

someone please spill their entire selena folder NOW

>> No.54673792
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I just trade the indexes with leberage

>> No.54673811
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TQQQ doesnt hit my strike

>> No.54673819
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its actually true. i bought soxs when lum poster showed up and it was the exact bottom of soxs for the day. i now have a new indicator.

>> No.54673844

AMH and INVH. Single family residential housing is fucked for the foreseeable future. Essentially all of the desireable land within driving distance to cities has already been built out with SFR. The only places left to build are in ghettos or in places 1+ hour from the city.

The American Dream of SFR home ownership is dead. Buy AMH and INVH and force aspirational wagies to pay you rent with one of the scarcest assets in the country.

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>> No.54673942

>the goblina posters are back

>> No.54673949
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good young grasshopper, youre learning

>> No.54673950

The Weimer depression 2.0

>> No.54673958
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>people nowadays just can't enjoy some calm moment
I just came in from a very peaceful walk in the yard. The birds seemed plenty relaxed too.
I had muh phone in pocket just in case BOIL hit my buy alert, which I would hear. So nice that Robinhood upgraded the alerts to specifics other than +/- 5/10%. They have made a few excellent improvements just over the last few weeks. I moved back from E*TRADE. Gettin' that 4.4% APR on muh cash that's sitting there ready to invest at a moment's noootice. Things are getting better.

>> No.54673961

latinas are the white mans woman. poos are in love with blond girls

>> No.54673975

id post my hand but rocker will call me a lanklet

>> No.54673984
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I’m going to make my next hooker wear a maid costume.
If they don’t fit the smol, then I’m kicking them out.

>> No.54674006

>Cheap chinkshit Amazon costume

>> No.54674011

Why bother.

>> No.54674014

TSLA hits $100 before $200

>> No.54674016
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So why did tesla dump 10% today?

>> No.54674024
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BULL BROS... what happened to our liquidity!!!!



>> No.54674031

Because they are going to dump way more but that was all anyone felt like squeezing into one day.

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>> No.54674041

inb4 tourist banned for (((racism)))

>> No.54674044
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>implying I should buy anything more than 1-day delivery cheap chinkshit for my next cum dumpster’s wrapping paper

>> No.54674050

im argentinian, so im as white as you scoops kekeke

>> No.54674056

I think it’s the antisemetic meme that’s more likely to do me in than the poo hate

>> No.54674057
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Yeah pretty much

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Skirt too long. Proper bang maid attire had to have more ass hanging out for easy access.
>Soxl futures

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>I’m whiter than you, btw

proof of nazi ancestry will be taken as an acceptable alternative form of proof to hand posting

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>> No.54674102

found the downside of the aeropress. They just blow out the side if you dont have a good grip/it level.

>> No.54674112

i unironically get an erection when my portfolio is green

>> No.54674132

She looks so macaco and Brazilian here

>> No.54674135
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I think garters and the collar thing are a much more crucial aspect.
Also some rope, but I already have that at home.

yeah, but only if people don’t wake up and start lynching the blue hairs.

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>> No.54674188

>chugging the kool-aid this hard from when the white house conveniently changed the definition of recession a couple weeks before we entered one 6-9 months ago
I bet you will do a great job raising your wife’s son as your only daughter, champ

>> No.54674206

no greater insult required

>> No.54674232
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>Part II: Bobo's Revenge
Bulls actually forgot that stocks can go down. A lot of lessons will be learned in the next months

>> No.54674235

How did you do this?

>> No.54674280
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Microsoft snip tool

>> No.54674283

Oh, we are done with that guy calling for meltups?

>> No.54674288
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Just try to guide your account in an upwards direction, not downwards.

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BRO we are in 1939... HOLY SHIT..

US will probably default... 1939 is the same year BRITAIN LOST THE WORLD RESERVE STATUS..

1939 was the year of the rabbit...
2023 is the year of the rabbit..

US DOLLAR it's literally over...

There are other asstrology components that i will not mention.. but if you search it you will find it.

>> No.54674299

Yes, I'm turning him into the global bust guy whether he's ready for it or not. The meltup part of his theory has already happened and now it's time for the bust.

>> No.54674334

What will america look like after? Britains seem to be doing ok after losing reserve status

>> No.54674353

Think you're off 10 years bub.

>> No.54674380
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Muh heckin recession... Now? With (AI) tech rippin? White boy summer fast approaching... I don't think so bobo

>> No.54674398

tech needs the index to give it more room. It can't just siphon money from all the other sectors forever.

>> No.54674403
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>conveniently changed the definition of recession a couple weeks before we entered one 6-9 months ago
That was the soft landing. Executed with precision imo

>> No.54674421

>from all the other sectors forever
I was firmly reminded that the poop and pee 500 had rebalanced to a less tech heavy allocation when I was short the market last year when Amazon and meta gigadoomped and I still lost on my shorts because the poop and pee didn't budge. Idk bobo you'd be surprised how long the can can and will get kicked

>> No.54674433

I have about $30,000 in stock for MMC, my employer, accumulated over a few years of working there.

I noticed their stock is pretty high today. Should I sell it all or keep holding for the long-term? Is MMC a promising buy? Thoughts?

>> No.54674452

Just looking at the Google chart, this stock has been on a rollercoaster ride these past few years. Qrd?

>> No.54674461

Look at the 5 year chart. I'd take profit there. Unless you know something Mr insider

>> No.54674487

Did you miss the SpaceX launch? Elon needs to sell enough stock to build another rocket.

>> No.54674491
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You could run some ATM covered calls. Furthest exp date if you're lazy. Keep the premium and have the shares called away if it stays up. Protect yourself if it goes back down. You could also try a collar instead.

>> No.54674492

sell a stock for more than you bought it for.

>> No.54674502
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If we don't get the recession then we do get

>> No.54674505

Would you buy more if you could? Or if your $30,000 were in cash, would you move it all into MMC shares? If not, you probably want to sell at least some of your shares.

>> No.54674508

that cant be right. Can anyone confirm?

>> No.54674510

anyone else drink to celebrate their gains but then just end up drinking all the time because theyre a drunk?

>> No.54674520
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That rocket-booster pair were already going to be ditched in the ocean. They're also cheap as hell to build; NASA subcontracting subcontractors they ain't.

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>> No.54674581

whats qdoba cost these days? I haven't been in for a couple of years.

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And I'm interested if her and her gf want to spice things up a bit in the bedroom

>> No.54674586

>earnings were dogshit
>SpaceX launch ends in catastrophic failure

The first punch was expected, the second wasn’t

>> No.54674597

I've been here for 3 years. I work in a subsidiary of the conglomerate and my group has tripled in size since 2023 but even that probably barely makes even the slightest dent in the overall stock price.

If it were a cryptocurrency I'd say it looks like it's "about to break out" but because it's not I really don't know and I'm asking here for advice.

People seem to be saying to sell at least part of my shares. I'm no insider but I know that my particular group is not exceeding revenue much, if at all, from last year, and this is the first time that's happened to my group in like 10 years. So that's kind of sign that it's going to stagnate I guess.

We're consultants, so naturally we should be affected by the recession. Why, then, is the stock going up so much the past few weeks?

I'll probably use covered calls or something to start offloading my position a bit. Thanks.

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Another warm day. Bagged more VZ today. Govt debt cliff is looming (June). No hike; off the cliff it goes into the shat. Cheap shares is the least of your worries if this happens. (Although you should still bag anyway). A deal happens; your life keeps on going same as it is now. You might miss out on cheap shares though (or maybe not if you keep your eyes peeled and how far they let it go till the deal is done).

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>> No.54674607

I wouldn't, but I also don't trade stocks much. I've stuck with cryptocurrency for the past 7 years and never messed with stocks beyond some Vanguard ETFs in 2020.

>> No.54674615

>A deal happens; your life keeps on going same as it is now.
Thank you for confirming that normies will get absolutely blindsided by the resulting T-bill issuance and extraordinary measure unwind.

>> No.54674620

You should be on the lookout to see if any of upper management or the board members have been dumping shares recently. They have to file forms to report when they buy/sell shares of their stock. If they are doomping, you should too.

>> No.54674634

that's not what your mom said

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we have actually done some SLS work. we got a contract from Jacobs who was contracted by NASA and then we sub contracted that out to a local shop who made the part but sub contracted the finishing process.

>> No.54674644

Do you know where I could find that information?
The CEO of the company, not just my group, sent an email today straight up titled "A Slow Start to 2023". The email ends with "The absence of growth does create operational challenges in the short to medium term".

That's what gave me the idea to fucking sell today lol

>> No.54674655

Yeah, there's a fundamental jankiness or difference between, say, NASA or GM (whose primary mandates are to protect jobs) and SpaceX or Tesla (whose primary mandates are, well, their core business). You used to see similar "cut the crap, grind into dust" behavior at Amazon as well; not as much these days though.

>> No.54674662

sorry mumu trannies
you had a good run. adults are back in charge

>> No.54674667
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>Robotaxi boom

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nobody needs oil

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you vill get in ze robot

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>> No.54674679
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nobody needs US oil
ftfy bb

>> No.54674680

Thank you

>> No.54674698

I don't quite understand dystopian economics. if we replace everyone with robots...who exactly are the robots making stuff for?

>> No.54674700
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>buy when market is below max pain
>sell when market is above max pain
is this literally free money? i feel like i found an infinite money hack

>> No.54674705

Looks like your boys all dumped shares almost 2 months ago in early march. I would take profit. Always another opportunity. And not a bad time to get into some safer.

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Have any of you been following this Fatburger (Ticker: $FAT) situation?

>Saying he wanted to eliminate the distraction of a federal investigation tied to his family, Fat Brands CEO Andy Wiederhorn on Monday said he will step down in May and will become a strategic advisor to the Los Angeles-based restaurant chain operator.

>He will remain on the Fat Brands board, and his family office, Fog Cutter Holdings, will remain the company’s controlling shareholder. The company said Wiederhorn will focus on Fat Brands’ “long-term strategy and capital allocation plans.”

>Fat Brands, which owns Fatburger, Twin Peaks, Fazoli’s and 14 other concepts, did not name an interim CEO, saying it would do so before Wiederhorn transitions to the new role.... Fat Brands last year acknowledged that its CEO and founder was under investigation after the Los Angeles Times reported that federal agents raided the home of his son, Thayer, and sought a search warrant for Wiederhorn’s Beverly Hills home.

>The investigation raised questions about Wiederhorn’s past, which has followed him from the day he started using Fatburger as a vehicle to acquire other brands. Wiederhorn pleaded guilty to tax evasion in 2004 and agreed to pay a $2 million fine. He spent 16 months in prison.

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the government will be both the sole employer and consumer

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I'm gonna need you to post that bony soiclaw immediately

>> No.54674737

It damn sure didn’t, the test was a success.

>> No.54674746

Welcome to the market marker's market. If you try to beat the house you lose.

>> No.54674757

I'll tell you what my old gym teacher told me in 1996... If you had fun, you won!

>> No.54674760

Alright, yeah I'm out for 50%, will see where the rest goes for now and maybe sell covered calls on it. Thanks

>> No.54674762

What the fuck are these OP links

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>> No.54674771

Idk any prediction for automation that isn't just everyone neeting it up on UBI or whatever falls flat imo. Even then if you get rid of the UBI or never implement it you have a bunch of unemployed people who don't have jobs to support all these new manufactured goods and services anyways.

>> No.54674778

what the heck

>> No.54674780

Fatburger is publicly traded?! There isn't one near me but I love that place. Love how the cashiers just yell
for every patty your order. Too bad that chart looks incredibly anemic.

>> No.54674781

How do you know when the market is in max pain

>> No.54674786

Is that before or after he made you suck his sweaty dick?

>> No.54674791

>Become ungovernable

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Oh I'm sorry you have to take the market maker dong out of your mouth so I can understand you better

>> No.54674834

basically what I don't understand. like the whole Henry Ford ideology of make the car cheap enough, and wage high enough the person can buy it make sense. the outsourcing starts to get unsustainable, now your talking about completely eliminating your work force. it's like Jews completely forgot someone has to buy they shit to make the circle go round.

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I prefer buying low and selling high

>> No.54674858

they don't want the circle to go round
it's just a means to an end

>> No.54674868

They always imagine there is someone else who can pay decent wages and they can out compete the market by paying less. They dont realize if everyone does the same thing then it undermines their entire thing.

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>> No.54674891

dude president lmao

>> No.54674926

I don't go to cities, what are those things it's pulling off? No windows around here have whatever it is. I reckon that bird knows that those things are for fags.

>> No.54674929

websites that calculate max pain or you can just look at the open interest put/call walls on the weekly expiry

>> No.54674946

spike strips to prevent birds from sitting on the ledge and pooping everywhere

>> No.54674958

Dis nigga actually looks at the links lmaooooo

>> No.54674965
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Awwww shit, 0 DTE VIX is out on Monday.

>> No.54674974

based bird
we don't have problems with bird shit in these parts, the birds hang out in the trees and on power lines mostly.

>> No.54674978

>Starship still a glorified cluster bomb
>TSLA FCF likewise a cluster bomb
>TWTR already bombed
Elon's Jew blood will demand he extract petty revenge on the goyim. The call for securities fraud will be too great. So it is time to lever up on DOGE
LMT has better munitions

>> No.54674980

Whoever approves these products for the market needs to fucking stop.

>> No.54674985

Become ungovernable

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Also reminder that astrology works. Market crashed and the world heemed Elon today, with VIXpiration tomorrow.

>> No.54674991

there is also $FATB and divvies that are probably just that crook paying himself and his family who take up several board spots. Fairly based, imo

>> No.54674992

Unironically 0DTE VIX is needed if you ACTUALLY want a vol hedge with so much degen gambling in 0DTEs

>> No.54675000

Never met a dudeweed bro who didnt have brain rot.

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hourly expirations when?

>> No.54675049
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I complained to the faggots at Credential Qtrade today until they gave me my commission charge back because their gay faggot trailing market stop order doesn’t work based off the recent high but the motherfucking closing end of day price. Made 1.2% instead of 5% on my trade. Fucking niggers

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>today's traders have horizons that can only be measured in nano-seconds

>> No.54675062

This chart is gonna scare the shit out of people

>> No.54675070

It's scaring the shit out of me and it isn't even out yet.

>> No.54675077

Dent ceiling lift won't change a recession coming, it will just give megacorps more room to dump into T-bills which will cap their gains but won't do anything to stop layoffs

>> No.54675081

>"long term" investors become those who play weeklies

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Finna buy me some

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>> No.54675123

How, exactly, does the Federal Government get any say in a PRIVATE LOAN?
This is clear violation of separation of Powers. Which means,

That's right Sharks and Sharklets, if you act now, you can get a chance to argue a sure-fire winning case in front of the Supreme Court.
Wanna pretend you're a Justice Black in the making? Think maybe you'd have outwited James Madison or John Adams in a court?
He's your chance to play With The Big Boys, for BIG FEDERAL DOLLARS!

How will you get Your Share of Millions of Free Federal Dollars??
Choose your path wisely, however, it's a minefield of Liberals, Revisionists, and Looneys. And as with all cases, There Can Be Only One!

>> No.54675156

Yup blacks (other minorities too) are doing fantastically. They actually have higher employment rates than whites for the first time in history whereas historically they've always lagged behind.

Low income workers are doing great.

Despite my reputation and what people think of me, I honest-to-God sincerely believe that Jerome Powell is a virtuous and honorable man. Despite being a lifelong Republican, he's demonstrated nothing but an unbiased and common sense approach to governing the Fed.

People who say pOWeLl wAnTs uS uNeMpLoYeD are unhinged. I strongly suggest they watch long interviews where he lays out his thoughts in a more casual setting like the Rubinstein interview in Feb.

If he fails and people lose jobs anyway, he 100% tried and arguably is one of, if not already the most pro-labor chair in history based on what he's delivered in terms of unemployment levels and creating a more equitable labor force.

>> No.54675171

Before you ger to supreme court housing market will become toxic and drill due to the leverage exerted on it. Reits will eat shit if that becomes a reality.

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>> No.54675180

Explain this to an illiterate like me

>> No.54675198

REITS operate across the spectrum, and most of them get Federal dollars from other programs. This is just gonna shit on the hard-working honest poor. Really.
If you didn't ruin your credit, and you're poorest, you're not getting a house without spending another 6 months saving up.

I'd say it's amazing how Socialist speaking "politicos" constantly fuck the people they claim to want to help, but it's not. It's just a bunch of liars and self-righteous idiots mixed with criminals who understand that
>you'll get it for freeeeee!
is overly tempting to fools.

You tell Mr. Beast that someone Always Pays.

>> No.54675207
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Regular VIX measures 30 day until expiration options contracts and how far apart their prices are. If the lowest price and the highest price for the same contract keep getting further apart, then the VIX goes up. The number will usually be in the 20s and go to maybe 30 when shit is hitting the fan.

Now, this VIX, this new VIX, this VIX1D measure zero day until expiration options contracts. So as the highest price and the lowest price get further apart on the same options contract, the price of VIX1D goes up.

Wildly. Also I'm illiterate

>> No.54675221

Residential real estate follows commercial real estate.
>commercial dumps
>jobs dry up
>savings get squeezed
>deliquency goes up

>> No.54675227

On God? Finna day trade the fuck outta home boy

>> No.54675263

does anyone know who the legends are making fun of the two faggots? i want to watch their shit

>> No.54675268
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Thank you for the insights. Will probably look around and analyze to get some real estate stock diversification. Its looking pretty bleak and all so people not owning a home is just part of the bleakness. Driving around looking at empty/underused office complexes at night is depressing. Just imagining some office wagies that are last standouts seeing the few cars sitting in the parking lots, not like watching something like office space where 90s office wagie jobs atleast had parking lot activity. Residential real estate might sadly be next.

>> No.54675271

And yet he's a wealthy US senator. How about you chud?

>> No.54675275

I wouldn't say on god, I'd be cap fr fr but I would say I'm mildly confident in my understanding bussin

>> No.54675287

If you're a degen gambler you have a new toy to play with

>> No.54675289
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what is a faggot doing wearing a bass pro shops hat? does not compute

>> No.54675295


Is this shit going to mess with my vix indicators??

>> No.54675300

do you go to areas where people congregate? it's a quintessential zoomer fashion accessory. i saw a group of 3 zoomer fags a while back and all three were wearing them.

>> No.54675319

We;re in a post-irony kind of civilization whrer it's safer to assume everything is done as a joke than for serious.

>> No.54675322

what are you on about? BPS is for faggots and boomer money bags. genuine outdoorsmen do not go to that establishment.

>> No.54675328

i wouldn't even give zoomers that much credit
maybe a few college kids started wearing them as a joke, but the rest are just sheep

>> No.54675331

academy gang

>> No.54675342

me too kek

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Geedorah has arrived, you guys could take five
By the time it’s over, no snakes alive
Take the dive, I’m telling you, you’re better off
Then up against the flow that make her take her sweater off
From the setoff, when it came to scripts, he could hardly brag
It’s the result of concentration and lollygag
I said, “Yeah right.” He pulled a mic out a snotty rag
Was sealed up air-tight, and wrapped up in a body bag
Get an advance and catch chance writer’s block
After spending the first and last penny, my own worst enemy
Tell me if I’m OD and usual flow
And made deals with these cats who keep sending dough, so
The Three-Headed set it, never get busted
He’s a man of his word who’s not to be trusted
Beats encrypted, multi-faceted, encrusted
Sweaty palm, keep mic rusted

>> No.54675362

military surplus and bartering with neighbours

>> No.54675388
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female mechanics look like THAT?
also lel at her just rawdogging that open can of POR-15

>> No.54675395

>go to areas where people congregate
around here anyone wearing bass pro shops anything is someone who regularly fishes, simple as.
>genuine outdoorsmen do not go to that establishment
genuine outdoorsmen around here have been ordering out of the bass pro catalogs since long before there was any such thing as amazon. there have always even been a pretty fair amount of people that bought their brand of fishing boats.

>> No.54675417

no military surplus I've ever been to had fishing gear other than what comes in a meme survival kit. no neighbors are getting rid of their fishing shit either, you go get your own. if they didn't want it then they wouldn't have bought it to start with. if someone came up wanting to trade for my rooster tails i would wonder what the fuck drugs they were on.

>> No.54675421

Your VIX indicators have been broken garbage for at least a few months now. This is a better, alternative measure. Though you may want to blend it with traditional VIX to get some sort of composite.

>> No.54675439

BPS makes very little from fishing equipment
I see you fell for the name branding

>> No.54675459

>This is a better, alternative measure.

and what is that?

>> No.54675502

I fucking wish comcast was publicly traded
fucking dogshit company

>> No.54675512

No shit, people use them to get the name brand equipment. There was only certain things that were BPS branded. It's been decades since I've looked but back then pretty much the only things that were BPS branded were the Tracker boats, some of the clothing, they had their own rubber worms (but sold all the big branded ones), and the random "accessory". The point was *never* a focus on BPS brand. The boats were competitively priced and very well made though so were popular with people who couldn't or wouldn't afford the Ranger meme. I didn't fall for shit, son, around these parts there weren't any big stores to go get shit, but BPS would send catalogs several times a year and you could get anything you wanted for fishing from any of the big names. I see you have no idea anything about rural life in the pre-Internets days.

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Uh, anon?

>> No.54675604

>barges into conversation
>completely misses the point of it
>i respond with a fact about BPS
>this means I don’t know anything about tangentially related x
I see you’re an irrational, emotional faggot

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Is this bullish?

>> No.54675624

looks bearish. That drop under the line in 2020 was when trump banned flights or something and oil went negative.

>> No.54675630

bullish bro priced in markets are forward looking the pivot is in the room with us bro

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>> No.54675722

goddman, I hope my life doesnt get so bad that I write Smg posts

>> No.54675746
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Okay mommy.

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talk about irrational
that man must be made out of lead straw
all I did was comment on something very out of place that I nooticed and then proceed to reply with actual facts and reality to any resulting responses which featured inaccuracy.
(You) might want to have that looked at by an exorcist, son, before it gets really bad.

>> No.54675756

fuck neck.

>> No.54675774

>Philly just iced the game against the Nets
Bullish for CMCSA

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>> No.54675799
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BEANZ nigga

>> No.54675808

at least it's not MCFNF

>> No.54675826
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Ain't shit different, it's the 04' Sig remix
Braids gone, waves on, got em seasick

>> No.54675856
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omar gone letchu have one little chance to put yo toy back in its box and act like you didn't wanna play baby

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Even though the market shit the bed today, I'm still up over 10% YTD! Reminder to take profits when appropriate, bros.

>> No.54675874

Yes. The US can only recover once we fully write off Philadelphia.

>> No.54675937

I think you mean Chicago, Philly can still be saved but Chiraq needs to be pushed into the sun on pay-per-view.

>> No.54675964
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had a spicy mcchicken for the first time lads. I can see why the goyslop connoisuers here say it is an upgrade.

>> No.54675988

What you wanna do is get a mcdouble and a hot n' spicy, take the bottom bun off the hot n' spicy, and then put it on top of the mcdouble. Bonus points if you get the hot n' spicy and small fry bundle for 3$, and if you've got a spare quarter for a spicy mussy you can make what I like to call "The Straight Threesome" by doing the above but putting fries and some of the aforementioned spicy mussy on top of the mcdouble and then using the hot n' spicy to put on top of that and hold everything in place. Truly I tell you, there is no better combination of goyslop that can be had than this for the lowly sum of 5.75$ altogether; even an entire little caesars pizza is 6.50$ nowadays and that's mostly just bread.

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>> No.54676021

this post really makes me want to start posting dick pics on /smg/ again

>> No.54676060
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>Two Negative Quarters of GDP growth happened in 2022
>Earnings remain resilient
>Employment is trending toward the mean and not collapsing
Raise your hand if you are riding with Team “This Time Is Different”

>> No.54676062

>an actual faggot

color me surprised

>> No.54676097

I'm sorry but Chiraq is a testing ground for small arms and trauma surgery, essential to our defense industry and the imminent war in Taiwan.

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>> No.54676210 [DELETED] 

So does this mean if you buy it on the right day you can get rich?

>> No.54676274

>Why the fed just sell treasuries and mbs and remit those proceeds back to the fed?
They bought most of those when interest rates were low. Their value would have declined a lot with rates higher now. The fed is probably sitting on more than a trillion in losses.
Also, why would they do that even if rates weren't high? The fed is not in the business of making money. They print money.

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>> No.54676641

That's a pretty good example. What people don't talk about is that it's actually rich people are the military to suffer from losing reserve status. For regular anons, it's not horrible.

>> No.54676677

I would hire that bird in a minute.