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[Anonymous No.54672575]

A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't resist the urge. It's in my nature."

Just try to learn something today, okay mumu?

[Anonymous No.54672613]

>>54672575
The scorpion was a jew

[Anonymous No.54672625]

>a nigger wants to call one phonecall with your phone because he has lost his phone
>nigger disappears with your phone to the darkness
>fucking niggers

[Anonymous No.54672631]

>>54672575

You know that story explains like 97% of humans quite well.

[Anonymous No.54672785]

The frog was the mumu, the scorpion was the jewish financial media

[Anonymous No.54672955]

>>54672631
>You know that story explains like 97% of humans quite well.

[Anonymous No.54673026]

>>54672631
>plebbitspacing