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54670537 No.54670537 [Reply] [Original]

Doesn't matter if it keeps going up.
We got BOBO and thats enough.

We'll give a SHORT
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Were almost there!! OHHHH
LIVIN ON A BOBO!!
Take my hands we'll make I SWEAR!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXU1dav4MKM

>> No.54670560
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54670560

AT&T

>> No.54670561

>>54670537
That’s not Rick Astley

>> No.54670571
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54670571

>another day of perfect crabbing

>> No.54670582
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54670582

CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON
CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON
CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON
CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON
CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON
CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON
CHERRY.. CHERRY.. CHERRY BON BON

>> No.54670589

learn to bake faggot

>> No.54670606
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54670606

Thoughts on 30 delta covered calls with SPY (BXMD)?

>> No.54670611

when is the crash? this market isn't sustainable. i am waiting for the giga crash to slurp cheapies.

>> No.54670628

>>54670606
>30 delta
Just make sure strike is > cost basis. It's all just top keks man.

>> No.54670630

>>54670560
Almost back to 52 week low, might be a good bargain with THA DIVY

>> No.54670636

>presents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Uq9pp586AE

>> No.54670637
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54670637

Have you believed in something so much that it made you cry thinking about it?

That is how much I believe in BOBO.

Everything that kills me! Makes me FEEL ALIVE!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

>> No.54670640

>>54670606
>pre-tax

>> No.54670654

good night biz

>> No.54670663

>BOIL
damnit i was banking on it going back to 3

>> No.54670668

>that BBBY pump and dumb
these retards never learn

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>>54670668
i forgot image

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>>54670654
Goodnight brother HH

>> No.54670680

>>54670611
Owning SPY at any price is a bargain as it be worth more in the future.

>> No.54670694

>>54670654
It's 11 in the a.m. what the fuck.

>> No.54670711

>>54670611
when vix hits zero spy will be 414 forever. so never to answer your question.

>> No.54670716
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54670716

I have 13% profit on gold miners. Should I dump it all?

>> No.54670719

>>54670654
Good night... asianon? Aussie anon?

>> No.54670749
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54670749

I BELIEVE.
I BELIEVE.
I BELIEVE.
I BELIEVE!!!

The power of BELIEF!!!
YES YES YES YES!!!!!!

LIVIN ON A PRAYER!

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54670763

Bless it be bobo.

>> No.54670769

im making financial gains but my dick has been having pains lately. a faustrian trade.

>> No.54670773

>>54670668
That anon from yesterday who wanted to throw 1k in
I wonder whether he did it

>> No.54670818

Thoughts on INMD? It's a Jewish company in case you're wondering.

>> No.54670835

>>54670630
Every time I've bought AT&T thinking "surely it can't go lower than this" I have been wrong

>> No.54670872
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>>54670711
>414 forever
unfortunately this anon locked us in

>> No.54670882
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>>54670537
AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP BABY BOY. YOU AINT JUST SAID THAT DID YOU E?

>> No.54670897

theyre trying to get more people into calls because too many people have puts. the market is trying to dive down but they want to get more people roped into the long side before they let it go.

>> No.54670906

>>54670769
Ice your dick after you JO, works for me

>> No.54670914
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54670914

golly gee whiz, ain't this a blast!

>> No.54670915

>>54670872
>414
What is the Jewish gematria behind the symmetry of the numbie?

>> No.54670920

Is it safe to assume that they are trying to keep the american empire alive but any means necessary and that they are trying to fight back against the natural order of how every major empire and kingdom before it succumbing to erosion and collapse?

>> No.54670921
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54670921

>tfw there's literally no hope for poemanon
Poor guy was doomed from the start

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>>54670882
SHUT NIGGA
WE ARE ABOUT TO CRASH>

>> No.54670938

>market pumps for 2 months straight
>the doomer of wall street goes members only
Hahahahahaha bobos are so fucking stupid lmfao

>> No.54670940

>>54670906
i fear its more serious than that. the pain started months ago and hasnt gone away. inflamed prostate at one point for sure, but also more. just waiting for my urologist visit for them to tell me it needs to get cut off.

>> No.54670959

>>54670920
The US might be okay with a gracefully receding empire like the UK in the 20th century. Why do you think that's unacceptable to it?

>> No.54670996
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54670996

i'd rather pass a kidney stone the size of a grape before i'd sell an annuity

>> No.54671003
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>>54670921
This is why I bury everything

>> No.54671009
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>>54670921
>doomed
DOOM from the realm of El Kulum, smelly gel fume
Separating cell womb to Melle Mel, boom
Revelations in Braille, respiration inhale, view
Nations fail and shaking of a snake tail make due
Blazing swords trace the haze, praise the Lord
Saving Grace, lace your broad, she say she bored
A crazy straw, ink and stale dry paraffin
Candy corn crap rappers pale by comparison
A bad samaritan averaging above average men
Rancid rants having rambling savages scavenging
For scraps, perhaps roadkill, if that
Gift of gab, and he flowed ill, chrome stiff hat
Known for writing lightning tight lines, chiefin'
Beefin', being off deep ends, divine bright shines even
Dimes quiet as mimes by design mighty fine
Slight rewind, tightly bind, blind lead blind
Need mines now that was this is then, listenin'
To sizzlin' officialtons whisperin', "Him again"
Metal Face Finster playing with the dirty money
Sinister, don't know what he saying but the words be funny

>> No.54671012

>>54670920
>american empire
This phrase never fails to make me cringe

>> No.54671038

>>54670921
The dude's a loser, and she should probably let him know he's a loser before leaving him for someone with a bigger dick or a bigger wallet.

>> No.54671040

life has been so cruel to me. what have i done wrong.

>> No.54671049

>>54670996
Thanks for that mental image, anon. You love steady income a bit too much.

>> No.54671059

>>54670921
All a man is ever allowed to feel is either indifference or rage (which must be immediately acted upon),

>> No.54671060

>>54671009
I love you DOOM anon.

>> No.54671064
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54671064

APOLOGIZE

>> No.54671081

>>54670769
I have been ejaculating so hard my dong has had to hibernate for half a week, but the load was fat and fast. Boolish for EVFM.

>> No.54671087
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54671087

>>54671064
FUCK YOU!!!

WE CRASH!

>> No.54671099

what is a man without his dick?

>> No.54671104
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>>54671087
*WE CRAB

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54671112

It's 4/20 and I haven't seen a single "buy high sell high" meme in any of these threads so far. I'm disappointed in you guys.

>> No.54671119
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>>54670959
I get your point but no country should strive to be like the UK

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>>54671112
Sorry m8 too busy getting high. 420 88HH

>> No.54671126
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54671126

>>54671112
Now that weed is legal what's the point?

>> No.54671128
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54671128

Times running out mumu

>> No.54671134

NOOOOOOOO I DIDNT SELL MY CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54671144

SOXS
O
X
S

>> No.54671149
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54671149

BOW!

>> No.54671153

>>54671126
I dunno, these fucking pot smoking losers will never amount to anything in life.
#DrugFree

>> No.54671154

>>54671112
No one around me seems to be talking about 420 this year, including the dudeweed bros. Pretty strange

>> No.54671156

LOOK AT FTSECOMPUTER; ACTUALLY PUMPED LMAO, UK officially 3rd world

>> No.54671158

>>54671126
Coke stonks next!

>> No.54671163

>>54670921
exactly the reaction one would expect from an atheist animalistic whore without the LORD GOD Almighty as her anchor

>> No.54671165

why is this happening

>> No.54671168

>>54671154
Hopefully they all melted their brains. Cant stand druggies.

>> No.54671173
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>>54671165
BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE MARKETS WANT!!!!!!!!!!


SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54671174

>>54671165
why is what happening? nothing has fucking moved

>> No.54671176

>>54671154
It's not cool or edgy anymore I guess like >>54671126 said.

>> No.54671178

WTF is UCAR and why is it pumping
EV CARS WTF

>> No.54671180

>>54671165
you listened, but you didnt learn.

>> No.54671186
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54671186

wow we might actually have a red day
maybe the talmundic manipulation is reaching an end

>> No.54671188

>>54671154
shits legal most places, nobody cares anymore.

>> No.54671194

>>54671154
>>54671176
This, besides, alcohol has always been the better "soft drug"

>> No.54671195

buddy look at tesla computer

>> No.54671200

Why couldn't (((they))) let us have $420 SPY on 4/20?

>> No.54671204
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54671204

>>54671060
THEY CALL HIM SUPER WHEN THEY NEED THEY BACKUP PLUMBLING FIXED
HOW THERES ONLY ONE LEFT...? THE PACK COMES IN SIX?
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TWO AND THREE?
A HERB TRIED TO SLIDE HIM FOR FOUR AND FIVE AND GOT CAUGHT LIKE WHAT YOU DOING G?
DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO GET CUTTIN LIKE TRUANCY
MATTER OF FACT, RIGHT NOW... YOU AND ME

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54671206

Could it be an opex-driven crash?

>> No.54671207

>>54671165
Market finally looked down.

>> No.54671209

TSLA will be back at $100 within a few weeks.

>> No.54671222
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rofl baggies

>> No.54671224

i feel nothing anymore

>> No.54671225
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UHOH MUMU

>> No.54671229
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54671229

Uhm Bullbros??? I'm trapped

>> No.54671231
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54671231

Where will our economy be by 2024?

>> No.54671232

>>54671206
That's certainly a factor in why some individual names are declining right now.

>> No.54671235
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i warned long time ago tesla needs to go back to 140 handle before it has any chance to go higher. there iis nothing elon could do fundamentals dont matter and selling model 3 for 20k does not matter.
'
it's how stocks trade and prices move, an inevitable correction that is destined in wall street books long time ago! Kill the lights!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncuqG8WJbi8

>> No.54671242
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54671242

SELL MOTHERFUCKAAA!! SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!

THIS IS IT!!!!!!

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.54671250

>>54671231
That's unironically a man, isn't it.

>> No.54671252
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54671252

Why are we dumping on no news?
My 0DTE calls just got heemed

>> No.54671256

>>54671229
we told you
t. Mott Capital

>> No.54671260
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>>54671250
No actually that's just a jew. With purple hair.

>> No.54671263

>>54671231
jfc we need some sort of natural selection based disaster. enough of these random viruses and natural disasters. retards need culled.

>> No.54671267
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>>54671256
I don't understand. It was meant to be our turn.

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>>54671165
Someones got to feel the pain to fix inflation.

>> No.54671276

>>54671252
buying calls today after tesla failed yesterday.
If Tesla fails, what will other companies, especially cars lke BMW, Mercedes and so on?

>> No.54671278

i sold my soxs. probably way too early but i am a stickler for taking profit ever since i got heemed one too many times.

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>>54671267
It's fine bullbro we can give them one more year

>> No.54671282

What a surprise I had no doubt the market would crab and it did. Or at least spy did. Feels like this is being done purpose

>> No.54671284
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54671284

>>54671278
The crash just begun, you can buy back in faggot.

>> No.54671287

>>54671250
No, that's a cunt.

>> No.54671290

>>54671231
Economy?

>> No.54671291

>>54671260
theres a lot of implying going on in that image

>> No.54671296
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>>54671206
The 80's are BACK.

>> No.54671299

SPX 3500 EOJULY

>> No.54671301
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54671301

So is it gonna crab all day again?

>> No.54671308

>>54671260
some small blue haired jew girl will always be one of the loudest and most vocal communists at any given bernie sanders rally

>> No.54671311

>>54671284
not with a PDT restriction. see you monday when my funds are settled.

>> No.54671313
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>>54671267
Just a quick pitstop to refuel enjoy your beers this weekend bobo shits

>> No.54671316

>>54671209
Is it going to shoot back up after it drops

>> No.54671317
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>>54671256

>> No.54671321

are we slurpin yet?

>> No.54671326
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>>54671313
>Cum ale

>> No.54671329
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54671329

We are bouncing off 4125 again. I can't with this shitty crab market.

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i-is this the big one?

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>>54671316
>>54671321

DUMB BROS!! WE GOT TO BUY THE DIP AND SLURP THE SHIT!!! LIKE A GOOD KEK!

>> No.54671337

Wtf my village was told 6000 SPX EOQ4 23

>> No.54671340

>>54671330
Just a big dip

>> No.54671341
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>>54671330
yes this is it. really this time.

>> No.54671347

>>54671329
IDK what would pump except that dumb FED speaker today...

>> No.54671346

>>54671330
Nah, we're ramping back to +0.1% thanks to $20bn in MOC buy-side imbalance.

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>>54671330

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>>54671296
>80s
>Stay golden pony boy
>We're doin it for johnny

>> No.54671379

>>54670582
Super sexy Käsebrot

>> No.54671381
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This market can't even handle the reality that Tesla has shit cars

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>>54671326
>Cum ale
You tryin to grab a few drinks this weekend Hun?

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>>54671381
Name me a company that makes good cars
>inb4 toyota

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>>54671391
Reverse who is obese and you got yourself a deal.

>> No.54671410

>>54671398
ROLLIES ROYCEEEE

>> No.54671411

dole?

>> No.54671412

>NG pumping
>BOIL not pumping
Stop being fucking gay

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54671429

>>54671381
Now this is a man, r-r-right?

>> No.54671430
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it beginith

>> No.54671432

>>54671398
Mazda

>> No.54671436
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>SPY down 0.6%
Wow. It’s fucking nothing.
day time /smg/ is basically just incompetent and inept college kids fresh off WSB

>> No.54671443

Imagine of tesla wasn't such a fucking fatass of a stock that weighted on everything this kind off price action right now in the rest of the market would not be happening.

>> No.54671449

>>54671398
toyota

>> No.54671452
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>>54671436
Say that shit to my face you lousy MIDDLEWEIGHT DOSSER

>> No.54671455
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Also told you guys this morning things were going to be dicey.

>> No.54671458
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54671458

Every time my portfolio is red, I take a nap and it fixes itself. Sleep is amazing.

>> No.54671459

>>54671398
Toyota.

>> No.54671460
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>>54671398
Toyota

>t. just bought a Toyota

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54671476

Are we going to get that 3pm run up?

>> No.54671478
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>>54671452
DAY TIME SMG IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF INCOMPETENT AND INEPT COLLEGE KIDS FRESH OFF WSB

>> No.54671487
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54671487

I bought the top today....am I trapped?

>> No.54671492
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54671492

BZFD bros...

>> No.54671494

zero market structure anymore. just random algos firing off 0de options in whatever direction makes the hedge funds the most money. we are at a collapsing point. this cant continue.

>> No.54671500

>>54671476
I think we have too at this point.

>> No.54671535

>>54671492
bullish
whole department getting replaced by AI

>> No.54671548
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54671548

CRAB HOUR

>> No.54671552
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>>54671478
*Angrily farts on your chest, leaving a stain of taint sweat*... Now that that is out of the way. I believe you were saying something?

>> No.54671553
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54671553

where is the kitty kat bounce?

>> No.54671564
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>>54671548
YEAH BUDDY
ALL HAIL KING CRAB

>> No.54671588
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54671588

Aaand it's gone.

>> No.54671592

>>54671553
Uh, it looks like the kitty wasn't actually alive...

>> No.54671595
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>>54671552
AINT NO NIGGAS ALOUD ON SMG OR NO NOTHIN.
IF YA B FOUND TO B POSTIN N HAVIN DA *RONG* SKEEN COLLUH, THN YA GONA B EXECUTED TA DETH BY WIPPINS N SHEEEEEIIITTT

>> No.54671602

slide of death inc

>> No.54671608
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXX-pWzOY8

>> No.54671612
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHO IS SELLING

>> No.54671614

>>54671553
It was 10-12

>> No.54671616
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54671616

holy kek tsla

>> No.54671618
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54671618

>YFW

>> No.54671621
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>yfw 0 liquidity goes both ways

>> No.54671627
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>>54671595
U AINT JUST SAY DAT DID U?

>> No.54671629
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>-0.7%
OH WOW. IM SO SCARED.
MAYBE WE MIGHT EVEN HIT A WHOLE 1% DOWN BY CLOSE.
WOW. WOULDNT THAT BE UNIMAGINABLY TERRIBLE?

>> No.54671633

>>54671612
PEACE BUYS, BUT WHO' SELLING?

>> No.54671640

>>54671627
BLAHT BLAHT NIGGUH

>> No.54671646

indexes were a mistake

>> No.54671647
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>>54671633
checked

>> No.54671672

>>54671476
whats your strategy? youre getting btfo today

>> No.54671675
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>> No.54671679
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>>54671640
AYYO SHUT THE FUCK UP BABY BOY! YOU AINT JUST SAY DAT DIS YOU E? DIS OUR SMG. YOU EITHER GON GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN...BUSTER

>> No.54671681
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54671681

SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>> No.54671686

>>54671675
Careful, dude. At Vanguard the female brokers are owned by *everybody*.

>> No.54671687
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>SOXL
Lol. Lum poster showed up today didn't he? Probably around 1pm I'd guess. What a fucking cursed anime girl.

>> No.54671690
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54671690

>SPY setting new lows

>> No.54671691

Is there an bear ETF for tsla? How likely will it go under 100?

>> No.54671694

>>54671687
kek what is this humpty dumpty shit

>> No.54671700

>>54671690
When is this skank going to do nudes

>> No.54671702

>>54671691
Yeah, TSLS.

>> No.54671704

>>54671691
TSLS and TSLQ, but I think there's only 1x options. FNGD might include TSLA though, last I remember.

https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-tsla-bull-and-bear-leveraged-single-stock-etfs

>> No.54671709

>>54671691
tslq

>> No.54671712
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>>54671700
Protip: all women have nudes.

t. /p/

>> No.54671716

>>54671691
You really want to bet against Elon?

>> No.54671717
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54671717

CRASH DAT ASS!

FUCK AI!

>> No.54671718

>-0.8%
OH WOW. IM SO SCARED.
MAYBE WE MIGHT EVEN HIT A WHOLE 1% DOWN BY CLOSE.
WOW. WOULDNT THAT BE UNIMAGINABLY TERRIBLE?

>> No.54671722
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>>54671694
It's an American thing. Europoors wouldn't understand.

>> No.54671733

>>54671716
His rocket blowing up(again) does not instill any confidence in his brand.

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>>54671718

>> No.54671738
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>>54671718
KEEP TALKING SHIT MUMUS yo ass is about to bleed and you are going to cry like a little BETCH!

Arrogant bulls flow too close to the AI..
Now the humanity's spirit will come to save this tech hot mess.

>> No.54671744

>>54671718
>t.Mumu posted yesterday when SPX was up by 0.1%

>> No.54671750
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>>54671672
Strategy was the image.. but got booped out for 3 points, I'm up 14 for the day so calling it quits

>> No.54671752
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>>54671487
Buy.

>> No.54671753

>>54671718
Are you doing this ever tenth of a percent we go down?

>> No.54671754

>>54671722
Please stop man this is disgusting..
..continue

>> No.54671758
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it's over isn't it

>> No.54671766
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>>54671758
Yes.

You had a decent run..

Now it's my turn..

>> No.54671768
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>>54671733
Oh yeah bro? What color is your rocket bro?

>> No.54671771

>>54671687
Activate goblin mode

>> No.54671775

>-0.9%
OH WOW. IM SO SCARED.
MAYBE WE MIGHT EVEN HIT A WHOLE 1% DOWN BY CLOSE.
WOW. WOULDNT THAT BE UNIMAGINABLY TERRIBLE?

>> No.54671781

>>54671712
I'm only asking so we can all collectively crank one out and be done with her
>all women have nudes
I believe it

>> No.54671787
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54671787

I am betting I can get a better price from Mr. Market in the near future.

>> No.54671788

>>54671768
charred

>> No.54671792

>>54671753
Look, if you're not 10x leveraged, are you even alive?

>> No.54671795

>>54671787
Gonna buy in July and get that sweet poomp in August

>> No.54671798

>>54671768
red white and blue

>> No.54671805

how's the fidelity call center today?

>> No.54671829
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Why am I losing money?! I lost money yesterday!!

>> No.54671830
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54671830

Apologize.

>> No.54671831
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SLURPERS WHERE ART THOU SLURPERS
WE HAVE ZIPS IN THE WIRE

>> No.54671835

Man the dead cat was really this afternoon, wow.

>> No.54671837
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>>54671805
>Henlo please connect me to Mr Fidel Ity
>No I will not hold
>Yes Fidel Castro is fine too
>Thank you I will wait

>> No.54671845
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>>54671831
>MILF Demi

>> No.54671850
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>>54671837
RIP to a real one.

>> No.54671853
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>>54671845
Did somebody say milfs?

>> No.54671862
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>>54671845
STOP HERE RIGHT NOW NO MORE

>> No.54671863
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>>54671853
I don't know who that nigga is but yeah I said MILFs.

>> No.54671864

>Look at chart at work.
>Run home to trade.
>Chart has dipped so much you don't care anymore.
ffs, working during market hours is suffering.

>> No.54671868

>>54671862
Meme lines suggest this is a key point. If it fails we go into like 406.80

>> No.54671869
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>oil
>yields

>> No.54671870

>>54671768
reddish peach from beating it too much

>> No.54671872
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>>54671862
I remember when this movie was a big deal.

>> No.54671876

>>54671864
nothing happens anyway

>> No.54671878
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>>54671863
>I don't know who that nigga is
The fuck you say E?

>> No.54671890

>looked at my trading history
>consistently made 5-15% trades on stocks I properly DD'd
>consistently lost 10% on scalping volatile stocks
I might be retarded

>> No.54671891

>>54671876
My gut is screaming at me to sell my INTC right now and I want to vomit. Which is bullish naturally.

>> No.54671896

>>54671795
I will likely wing it constantly and then hold starting around then. July will have the Sept contract, then the next roll will be to Nov which will be a good sized pump, and the finale will be in Nov which will have the Jan contract.

>> No.54671901
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54671901

Is anyone comfortably adding more to their safe ETFs or index funds or are you just waiting for the big one?
>>54671853
Demi's bush in the Playboy centerfold is one of the all-timers

>> No.54671905
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>>54671868
>>54671872
you are my favorite people in the thread. you are making the pain bearable

>> No.54671915

>>54671891
everything does look like complete shit on their higher timeframes, yeah

>> No.54671921

>>54671868
>>54671905
Anon, I...I think the key point failed.

>> No.54671923

Is AT&T going out of business?

>> No.54671924
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>>54671891
IF you knew how short I was you would sell.

>> No.54671928
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54671928

MY MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.54671934
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>>54671924
Stop it.

>> No.54671935

This is all because I bought calls this morning.

>> No.54671936
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>>54671923
Yeah it's doomed.

>> No.54671937

>>54671923
>Shares of AT&T Inc. fell more than 10% in afternoon trading after the cellular carrier reported a steep drop in first-quarter free cash flow.

>AT&T reported first-quarter revenue that fell below Wall Street analysts' expectations, according to FactSet. While it grew its core base of wireless customers, growth slowed to the lowest amount since early in the pandemic. Free cash flow also tumbled 64% to $1 billion.

>AT&T said the decline was caused by the timing of capital investments and backed its forecast to generate about $16 billion in free cash flow for the year. DirecTV also contributed less cash in the quarter, said AT&T, which owns a controlling stake in the satellite broadcaster.
-https://www.marketwatch.com/story/at-t-stock-falls-as-1q-results-weigh-on-telco-companies-c0e372bf

Wow, a shit business isn't redeemed just because it has a divvy. Who'd've guessed?

>> No.54671939
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>>54671921

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>>54671905
Anon, it's over.

>> No.54671951

>>54671864
>tfw I work 9PM to 6AM
Drive home, make some break fast (dinner), spend the rest of the morning staring at candles, go to bed at market close. My schedule is perfect, im gonna be really sad when my boss makes go back to day shift.

>> No.54671970
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOY5Qe5Kh3Y

>> No.54671977

>>54671936
Lol, why would they go and shoot themselves in the dick like that?

>> No.54671988

VIX. Vomma. The Hurricane.

>> No.54671994

>>54671936
Normalfags will see this and still pretend immigration isn't about demographics kek

>> No.54671996

>>54670921
what I hate about this is that women will force you to confess even if you know better than that
you will try to keep these secrets inside and they will make you feel safe to "let it out", so you do and then she starts hating you
must be some kind of evolutionary trick, so that they are able to remove the mask of weak males who would otherwise spread their genes

>> No.54672002
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>>54671700
Use a more respectful tone when you're talking about the queen of /smg/

>> No.54672004

>>54671937
>isn't redeemed just because it has a divvy. Who'd've guessed?
that kind of decline in the stock price won’t be long-term sustainable unless there’s a legitimate risk of the divvy getting cut

>> No.54672012

>>54671936
I'm so glad my country isn't am EU member

>> No.54672026
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>> No.54672027

>>54670938
That nigga is wrong so consistently

>> No.54672040

>>54671924
>IF you knew how short I was
Can somebody explain how shorting puts downward pressure on the market and not upward pressure as a feature of game theory? Here's how it works with long shares:
>Place market buy order
>Get my shares
>Price goes up because I'm willing to buy at whatever the market price is

But with shorting you are selling shares you don't even own. So when I sell the shares short, I place a market sell order, collect the money up front and now I'm obligated to buy back the shares later to close the position. Where is there downward pressure other than the initial short sale that is a past transaction at this point? Someone explain how shorting puts downward pressure on stocks instead of upward. Is it just if enough big name hedge funds short you, you lose your reputation, and their thesis becomes reality having nothing to do with fundaments? I'm schizing out over here. I need some redpills.

>> No.54672043

stop fucking slurping

>> No.54672053
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>>54672002
>the queen of /smg/
There's only ever been one queen.

>> No.54672060

>>54672053
That English rose has wilted, buddy.

>> No.54672064
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>>54671934
I did it. May earnings bullshittery provide me with another buy in opportunity. I am going to be fucking pissed if suddenly everybody likes Pat again and I get priced out.

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>> No.54672068

>>54671901
I was dca each paycheck with half cash half VT but holy shit the yield curve is an insane level of inverted

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>>54672026

>> No.54672075
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>>54672053
yes and its pic related

>> No.54672079

>>54671988
Might slurp some HIFS not gonna lie

>> No.54672088

Whats happening to AT&T fellow divviechuds??? We are down 10% today???

>> No.54672096

>>54672079
Why would you do that. Why would you slurp HIFS.

>> No.54672101

>>54672088
>divviechuds
Didnt they axe the divy a while back too?

>> No.54672104

>>54671996
>and they will make you feel safe to "let it out", so you do and then she starts hating you
>>54670921

what I recommend as a course of action is “roasties getting toasty”
just burn everything if they try to take what’s rightfully yours, bros

>> No.54672106

i closed my nvda shorts yesterday because I was sick of this rigged bullshit...

>> No.54672114

>>54672004
Do I want a risky 6% with AT&T or a safe 4.20% with a 2 year bond? Hmmmm

>> No.54672117

>>54672068
>banks in lockstep with Fed
>Markets in lockstep with Fed
>Bonds fighting the Fed
Something has to break...

>> No.54672126

>>54672106
thank you for your service

>> No.54672127

>>54672117
not till the clown money goes rotten

>> No.54672128

>>54672117
The bond yield curve literally always wins

>> No.54672129

>>54672114
oof. that’s probably also actually a major influence—the fed actions on pumping the yields

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>>54672053
>>54672075
You fellas are both wrong.
>Calls out the unregistered securities you're asking her to endorse

>> No.54672137
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>>54670677
>Checked
>HH
>4/20
Based and Hitlerpilled

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>>54671003
It's very simple. You have to treat women like they are inferior to you and that's actually the way they prefer but they won't tell you that. I actually don't blame the woman in that reddit post. Seeing your boyfriend who is supposed to protect you and be the alpha in the relationship cry like a bitch over bullying, even if it was very traumatic, will dry up a woman's pussy like the Sahara. Guys like that are the ones that agree to have an "open relationship" where the girl goes out and fucks chads, and comes home to her "boyfriend" to talk with him like he's her girl friend. My brother has a friend that is married and in an open relationship, and his wife has a live in boyfriend. Any time I see that cuck I definitely make it a point to let him know that he is not a man. God my brothers friends are a fucking losers.

>> No.54672145

>>54672088
Earnings this morning, champ: >>54671937

>> No.54672150

>>54672096
For the dividend, of course.

>> No.54672163

>>54671003
sup nigguh
you laugh and dab on the meta-mates yet this week?

>> No.54672166
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>>54672133
only mine has reproduced, the rest of yalls trash cant even get pregnant

>> No.54672168

>>54672106
Look on the bright side: maybe it reverses here now that the gap is filled.

>> No.54672169
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>>54672133
Pretty sure she's from a banking family, but probably still a smart cookie.

>> No.54672181

>>54672133
>>54672169
Pretty sure its her lawyer not her.

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>>54672128
I was thinking this morning... The yield curve inversion. It's always assumed that it needs to un-invert in order for the markets to truly heal. But throughout history there has always been the guise of a debt ceiling. Some cap on the level is spending before they are forced to get back on track. But if there is no debt ceiling going forward (in fact or appearance) then why can't that motherfucker just stay inverted? What's the problem?

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>>54672181
That is also likely. I assumed it was a banker relative.

>> No.54672200
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54672200

>>54672169
Both of those things are true. Even if you just compare her career to some average bimbo like that slut Katy Perry, it's clear she's got a head on her shoulders.

>> No.54672208

>>54672142
Ok
>>54672163
I don't actually know any meta mates, but if I did I would
Then again... I'm probably getting laid off in a couple weeks anyway, so whatever

>> No.54672210

>>54670921
She was looking for a reason to leave him. She was only using him and never loved him. Textbook psychopath.

>> No.54672216

>>54672187
Assuming no clownshoes levels of YCC, a defaulting US would have higher long term rates than short term ones.

>> No.54672219
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54672219

>>54672200
Bimbo sluts need love, too.

>> No.54672228

>>54672210
>psychopath
Nah woman just cant be attracted to weakness. She doesnt trust him to be able defend her.

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54672242

>>54672219
Sure, but it's clear she was a PnD'd asset while Taylor is, if not smashing through the wall, finding a way to climb/go around it.

>> No.54672247

mooooooom they're slurping again

>> No.54672249
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54672249

>>54672216
>a defaulting US
Ignore all that. There's no consequences if they do. THE FUCK TIMMY GON' DO

>> No.54672251

>>54672219
I want Katy Perry to put my dick in a chastity cage and force me to sing while brutally judging me.

>> No.54672256
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54672256

IT'S OVER

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54672259

>>54672247
>MOC IMBALANCE 2.2 BLN SELL-SIDE.

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54672274

>>54672251
Anon, I...

>> No.54672279

>>54672249
>Biden beer
>I don't want my kids growing up on an racial jungle kolsch

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54672284

>>54672249
Well it fucks us as much as it does forners. And I mean defaulting US in the sense of "gigaborrow and gigaprint, interest rates aren't real". That kind of move would not be able to sustain an inverted yield curve.

>> No.54672290

dat SPY candle...

>> No.54672291
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54672291

+0.1% here we come

>> No.54672299

>>54672256
This but unironically. We kept bouncing off a ceiling we could not conquer. The people with actual money just refuse to support it. Stick a fork in it. This market is done. There is no sell in May and go away this year. The month is April.

>> No.54672317

>>54671235
tesla is worldcom

>> No.54672318

>>54672284
>"gigaborrow and gigaprint, interest rates aren't real"
That seems to be exactly the direction they are heading toward though. Both parties more or less for different reasons

>> No.54672331
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54672331

Stop fighting it

>> No.54672357

ring a ding ding, baby
let's see some red

>> No.54672359

Is this the last /smg/

>> No.54672362
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54672362

>-0.8%

>> No.54672379

>>54672096
I slurped some at $189. Just a starter position. Hard to get more when the spread is $3.

>> No.54672382

>>54672357
-8%

>> No.54672411
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54672411

Is this the last /smg/ ever?

>> No.54672422

Fuck, now the depression from selling is telling me to open a runescape account and grind fishing. Goddamn it.

>> No.54672424

https://youtu.be/DYed5whEf4g

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54672427

>>54672359
>>54672411
Just a temporary dip in thread liquidity. Nothing to be worried about. I'm sure it'll fix itself.

>> No.54672438

>>54672411
Yes. Baking btw

>> No.54672443

/SMG/ HAS BEEN HALTED
WHAT'S GOING ON

>> No.54672449

>>54672443
HALTED PENDING TREASURY NEWS

>> No.54672486

>>54672443
>>54672449
JPOW SAVE US!

>> No.54672487

>>54672053
Who is this trash whore

>> No.54672493
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>>54672449
/SMG/ HAS BEEN SIEZED BY THE SEC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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54672495

>>54672487
One of the Harvester's girls.

>> No.54672525

this nigger market is so gay

>> No.54672528

Is /smg/ rugpulling? Wtf

>> No.54672531

>>54672525
Cool it with the antinegrotism

>> No.54672541

>>54672531
never

>> No.54672552
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54672552

>someone says they will bake
>then they just watch as you cling to a notion that a bread will come to save you....until the final moments.

>> No.54672569

I'm baking right now just wait a minute

>> No.54672571

smg is closing

>> No.54672572

It was nice knowing you guys I've only been here for a few months but I've made a lot of memories can't believe this is the end

>> No.54672573

Caking

>> No.54672585

>image limit reached
Text only. Final destination.

>> No.54672587

I would bake but you all used to make fun of me for baking fuck you all never doing it again

>> No.54672590

Baking Brad

>> No.54672596

Just dumped all my SMG. See you at 0.

>> No.54672598

>>54672585
>pg 4
It wont be long now.

>> No.54672607

Amerislurps slurp my anus

>> No.54672610

>inb4 3 threads

>> No.54672616

n

>> No.54672624

>>54672616
v

>> No.54672629

we didn't even decide what to get baggie for Yom HaShoah

>> No.54672632

>>54669831
>>54669831
>>54669831
>>54669831

MIGRATE

>> No.54672641

>>54672632
You will be punished.

>> No.54672648

Fine, I'll fucking do it, but you won't like the links. Baking.

>> No.54672651

>>54672648
LANGUAGE.

>> No.54672655

banking

>> No.54672675

>>54672651
Fuck you.

>>54672662
>>54672662
>>54672662
>>54672662
>>54672662

>> No.54672853

>>54672632
[image of frog shooting you with a pistol]

>> No.54674347

>>54670611
I don't think so, if it were that unstable many things like CHEQD wouldn't even exist, at least now I can take advantage of doing something with my data rather than just pretending it doesn't exist