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54656061 No.54656061 [Reply] [Original]

If an e-thot gets free food from her followers and in exchange sells them her taco-bell fueled diarrhoea in cans that they can later sell off once she hits the wall and ends her career is her literal shit a security and not a commodity?
-investment in a form of fiat currency
-into a common enterprise (her shithole)
-with reasonable expectation of future profit (her shit getting more mature, musky and worth more)
-derived from work of others (eg. her and her other followers who also send her food)

There you have it, your law is so fucking retarded the e-thot could be sued by the SEC over selling canned shit and you wonder if they can have oversight over your internet money. LMAO.

>> No.54656165

>0 replies
God /biz/ went to fucking shit didn't it

>> No.54656202

>>54656165
>dumbass gotcha post
>no immediate replies
>this board is . . . Le bad!
shut the fuck up

>> No.54656224

Is that Elon Musk

>> No.54656239

>>54656224
pol pot is elon's father, castro is trudeau's father

>> No.54656259

>>54656061
Isn't this already kind of happening with ICP tokens though? I'm not sure what the SEC's stance on ICP is.