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Huge rumours are circulating in the Twitterverse that TESLA are back in the Bitcoin game in a big way.

Earnings are coming today so expect confirmation and the mother of all pumps.

Elon always lights the way.

Position yourself accordingly.

>> No.54652377

good morning sers

>> No.54652382

Tesla sold all their bitcoin and now theyre buying back? lol

>> No.54652391

>>54652367
>Big

Not big

>> No.54652468

please god im so tired of being poor

>> No.54652515

>>54652382
The biz way

>> No.54652542

>>54652367
>$20k in january
literally nothing... but then i realized that this 4chan post and this tweet (probably the same guy desu) are likely from a turd worlder, and $20k is more than the annual GDP of his entire shithole country.

>> No.54652558

>>54652542
20k is life changing money to 90% of the global population. It’s pretty pathetic

>> No.54652566

>>54652542
you are unironically retarded and illiterate.

>> No.54652578

>>54652542
>>54652558
low iq spotted

>> No.54652591

>>54652542
20k is the USD price btc was in January idiot, the last time tsla held btc they had like a billion dollars worth of btc

>> No.54652598

>>54652566
The twitter retard never said 20k was the trading value when they allegedly bought. Clearly English isn’t their first language

>> No.54652625

Didn't it go down when microstratergy bought a couple thousands.

>> No.54652647
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>>54652598
Yes little goyim, Tesla will by 20k worth of bitcoin, you are right, as it's not pocket money for them.

>> No.54652654

>>54652647
buy*

>> No.54652666

>>54652566
i'm not the retarded ESL nigger who is incapable of mastering the intricacies of commas and punctuation, so as to construct sentences free of ambiguity.

>> No.54652684
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>>54652666
seethe chud, don't even need a comma, around $20k is already implicit it's the price range. you are low IQ, just think about it, there are third worlders and niggers smarter than you. You are a waste of organic matter, kys

>> No.54652691

>>54652684
>multiple comma splices
you should have paid attention in class.

>> No.54652703

>>54652647
Words have meaning you retard. I am simply taking them at face value instead of attempting to interpret what they said

>> No.54652725

>>54652542

kek gr8 b8 m8

>> No.54652734

>>54652367
>pls pump my bags sirs, i redeemed at 31k!

>> No.54652763

>>54652598
You are fucking retarded dude. The twitter fag's post clearly means that Tesla bought when BTC was trading around $20K, not that Tesla bought around 20K of Bitcoin. You're somehow seeing punctuation which isn't even there.

>> No.54652782

>>54652763
Tesla bought 20000 bitcoins for at 20k

>> No.54652794

>>54652763
>Tesla have bought more bitcoin around 20k in month of January

>> No.54652851

>>54652794
answer the following
why would tesla buy 20k of btc?
what was the price of btc in january?

>> No.54652913

>>54652382
It's only $20k worth of btc. Literally nothingburger.

>> No.54652929

>>54652851
Tesla does what it wants. Irrelevant to language used in the tweet

>> No.54652931

>>54652367
>AROUND 20k
lmao, so not even 1 btc? pathetic

>> No.54653601

>>54652382
Musk has already said on record to that dumb BBC journalist that he had to sell stock to keep Twitter afloat while he was making the platform profitable. Also $20,000 worth of Bitcoin is crumbs compared to the billions Tesla is.

>> No.54653837

>>54652542

They bought when the price was 20k you fucking moron

>> No.54653871

>>54652367
Fucking bearish. If it comes out that tesla is even partially responsible for this pump the selling will commence.Everyone remembers what happened the last time Tesla bought btc. They fucking sold the moment it pumped. But this tweet is probably bullshit.

>> No.54655135

God I hope it's true

>> No.54655564

What did that anon predict? Pump today then dump 21rst right? I know other anons remember the threads. Let's see how his prediction goes.

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>>54652391
It was last time he pulled that shit.

>> No.54655883

>>54653601
>>54652913

They mean they bought when the price of btc was 20k not that they bought 20k worth of bitcoin you absolute RETARDS.

>> No.54655911

The absolute state os this board.

>> No.54655932

of course they are fucking buying bitcoin like everyone else in the world. you have to be super retarded not to own any

>> No.54656129

>>54652367
nonsense. earnings report doesn't do something like that.

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>>54652367
>Huge rumours are circulating in the Twitterverse that TESLA are back in the Bitcoin game in a big way

>> No.54656213

>>54652542
First of all, 20k is a lot of money. Second of all, I own more bitcoin than Elon Musk if this tweet is true. I've already started to tell folks I know, and they've already started calling me Elon 1A. Haha, folks around here have to stop taking themselves so seriously desu.

>> No.54656263

>>54652367
am I being trolled, or is nearly every poster ITT actual illiterate pajeets?

>> No.54656288

>>54656263
the latter

>> No.54656445

I bought one 182.5 4/21 call at $6.5. am I retarded?

>> No.54657109

>>54652367
GAAP called. They're still worth 20k each.

>> No.54657640

>>54656263
>am I being trolled, or is nearly every poster ITT actual illiterate pajeets?

90% posts here are from bots, 9% from brownskinned scammers and 1% tops are from humans.

>> No.54658521

>>54652367
Tesla has followed many moves made by Amazon in the past, if anything they are probably buying AVAX

>> No.54658641

>>54658521
>Because...because my bags okay

>> No.54658814

>>54658521

why buy a worthless cockroach shitcoin that's been hacked several times in the past

>> No.54659368

>>54652367
>Huge rumours
Kek

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>>54658521
Tesla x Avalanche is a huge possibility in the coming months.

>> No.54659436

>>54652367
bitcoin back in the menu boys

>> No.54659471

>>54655883
kek. i thought they were joking but no. the people here truly are morons

>> No.54659514

>>54652367
Top signal

>> No.54659529

>>54652931
>imagine a rumor as retarded and useless as this
Now stop being retarded, 20k is the price per bitcoin. In January the price of BTC was 16 - 23. Tesla bought MORE bitcoin priced around 20k. Up 50% since then.

>> No.54659628

>>54658521
>>54659422
KEK those roaches are truly desperate!

>> No.54659641

Electric car maker Tesla (TSLA) did not buy or sell any bitcoin in the first quarter of 2023, the company reported in its earnings release Wednesday afternoon.

>> No.54659675

>>54652382
Well I can't remember where they sold at but I'm pretty sure it was higher than $20k, so it looks as though they are executing the classic Sell High Buy Low manoeuvre. Maybe we could all learn something here.

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>>54659641

>> No.54659713

>literal who
>no bluemark

>> No.54659743

>>54659713
well, it's a rumor after all

>> No.54659895

>scamwick 5 minutes before the qa
i want to believe

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>>54652367
lol bitcoin will do well. why would you think tesla was going to pump today though after all these announcements of them cutting prices several times over the past few months?

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OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54659975

>>54652382
>Tesla sold all their bitcoin
they sold part of it, retard

>> No.54659995

>>54652542
lmao illiterate faggot

>> No.54659996

>>54652515
Selling at $40k and buying back at $20k is definitely not the biz way

>> No.54659998

>>54652382
>risk management is... LE BAD!
then retards like you complain that their bank needs a bailout

>> No.54660011

>>54652598
grim

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>>54652691
>>multiple comma splices
>you should have paid attention in class.

>> No.54660661

>>54652558
not in China, India, Europe, North and South America, Australia, middle East
Where is your 90% you stupid negroid