/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54652018]

Come and sell

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>54648733

[Anonymous No.54652040]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.54652041]

/VX

/lean hogs are done for

[Anonymous No.54652051]

STOP BUYING YOU FUCKIN SLURPERS

[Anonymous No.54652062]

>>54652051
But i am just starting.

[Anonymous No.54652077]

Especially BMW, stop buying BMW.

[Anonymous No.54652082]

>>54652077
But why?

[Anonymous No.54652087]

>>54652041
A conservative portfolio of 100% VIX.

[Anonymous No.54652135]

1929

[Anonymous No.54652142]

Bobros, is it good or bad that we're on the same team as the majority of hedge fund managers?
And who to believe out of these 2? Kev is saying this is analogous to pre GFC. Liz Ann Wonders usually knows her shit though.
https://twitter.com/crescatkevin/status/1645859431849299969

[putsRnotDaWae No.54652150]

>>54652142
If the hedgefund managers are bullish they are correct, if they are bearish they are wrong. Being bearish in a bull market is retarded.

[Anonymous No.54652151]

>>54652135

[Anonymous No.54652156]

>>54652142
Wagies automatically buying in their 401(k)s every paycheck are short squeezing the hedge funds! Hodl the line wagies!

[Anonymous No.54652165]

>>54652062
start selling

[Anonymous No.54652168]

>>54652165
but my portfolio is up 300%

[Anonymous No.54652178]

>>54652168
OMG you really need to exit your positions asap anon

[Anonymous No.54652188]

>>54652178
why? i took profits and am already living off my dividends

[Anonymous No.54652191]

why markets closed flat yesterday?
why do much confusion

[Anonymous No.54652205]

>>54652188
oh then why you're here?

[Anonymous No.54652213]

>>54652087
if my portfolio is 100% UVXY, does that make it 150% VIX?

[Anonymous No.54652215]

nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.54652218]

>>54652205
i am here for the shitposting and to see when would be a good time to buy

[Anonymous No.54652220]

Predict today's market open guys

[Anonymous No.54652225]

TODAY IT FALLS HARD

BULLS WILL BE FUCKED FOREEVER

[Anonymous No.54652226]

>>54652191
look at the weekly and monthly charts, just another double to rejection to come; meaning more sideways

[Anonymous No.54652228]

>>54652225
based on what?

[Anonymous No.54652231]

>>54652082
Cause this degenerate slurping is getting out of hand

[Anonymous No.54652234]

>>54652228
oscillators

[Anonymous No.54652239]

>>54652234
So you be sayin markets go up and down randomly?

[Anonymous No.54652252]

Why does it take almost a week to move money into a brokerage? Do they still print the funds on a paper check and hand it to someone's grandmother to hand deliver it? It should take five fucking seconds at most.

[Anonymous No.54652267]

>>54652252
ibkr takes about an hour for me, what trash are you using that it takes a week?

[Anonymous No.54652276]

>>54652239
yes

[Anonymous No.54652278]

DXYbros... there's a chance we're back...

[Anonymous No.54652289]

>>54652276
How do I profit from that?

[Anonymous No.54652310]

>>54652267
What's the largest amount you've moved at once? Only small amounts are instant for me.

[Anonymous No.54652315]

>>54652289
0dte puts

[Anonymous No.54652325]

>>54652310
define small? 5 digits is no different to 3 if i'm sending money to ibkr

[Anonymous No.54652337]

>>54652325
Okay it's my brokerage. Fuck niggers.

[Anonymous No.54652341]

>>54652337
which one are you using? is it some meme smartphone broker or a real one?

[Anonymous No.54652359]

MOTTbros

[Anonymous No.54652368]

>>54652341
RH. They don't harass me for making retarded options bets though, so I like them.

[Anonymous No.54652379]

>>54652228
It was revealed to him in a dream

[Anonymous No.54652416]

>woke up 7:00
>coffee made
>joint rolled
>taking a shit for the last 10 minutes
>7:23

Getting good at this

[Anonymous No.54652427]

thanks UK for slapping muh inflation is going straight to 2% retard bulls straight in the face. global hopium is over. the big happening starts today

[Anonymous No.54652440]

>>54652359
Yesterday on bloomberg some guy,(can't remember who he was, about 50-60 years old from east asia (indian or whatever) who said "we are on the way to 4500".

[Anonymous No.54652444]

Any indexes I could slap 10k on 3x leverage and let it sit?

[Anonymous No.54652447]

>>54652427
We unironically reached a point where high inflation means high slurping. Slurpflation. Earnings gotta suck now

[Anonymous No.54652470]

>>54652444
energy is cheap in summer and expensive in winter, so look at etf for energies

[Anonymous No.54652479]

>>54652444
Also holy fuck why can't I find simple backtesting site? Everything demands me to register on them. Even for an uneducated NEET like me it's unironically easier to slap dow history into matlab and run a script than use any of these sites, some of which COST MONEY.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Do they actually use this garbage over an calculator? Fucking hell you can literally count this shit on your computer why is it made so complicated online

[Anonymous No.54652480]

>>54652444
tech, obviously

[Anonymous No.54652487]

>>54652480
i mean short tech not going long

[Anonymous No.54652512]

>>54652440
ching chong jew being jew who would have thought

[Anonymous No.54652524]

>>54652512
I said "indian or whatever". He was Bengali, Indian, or Sri Lankan, something like that. Light brownish skin, short, was per videocall on Bloomberg.

[Anonymous No.54652561]

Okay, who the fuck pooped on oil 4 hours ago?

[Anonymous No.54652579]

Bitcointards are coping:


The Safety of Bitcoin Debunking Myths and Misunderstandings

https://youtu.be/Aa4fLwPCqOg

In This video Oliver and Luke discusses the safety of Bitcoin as an investment despite its volatility and short lifespan.
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Luke argues that volatility is only one aspect of risk and that technological risk is not well understood by human brains.
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He uses the example of the internet and how investing in its bandwidth would have been the lowest risk long-term investment in 1999.
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He goes on to argue that Bitcoin is the lowest risk investment today because it is the future of global currency and everything outside of Bitcoin is either going to die or undergo massive change.

[Anonymous No.54652582]

>>54652479
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

[Anonymous No.54652586]

I fucking hate these Reddit BBBY fags

[Anonymous No.54652590]

>>54652561
dont need much oil in a deep recession

[Anonymous No.54652605]

>>54652586
if you think they're retarded, people are still bagholding GME they bought at $200 and insisting the "real squeeze" is any day now

[Anonymous No.54652607]

>>54652590
they need to fix the part where unemployment is low first

[Anonymous No.54652645]

Just like that I’m a BOILing bagholder again

[Anonymous No.54652652]

>>54652479
>MATLAB
or you could use python with sciPy+numPy and go hog wild with all the open source packages
https://github.com/enzoampil/fastquant

Pine/TradingView also can be powerful
https://algotrading101.com/learn/pine-script-tradingview-guide/
https://github.com/akumidv/tradingview-assistant-chrome-extension

[Anonymous No.54652655]

Red futures means green day right? Right!?

[Anonymous No.54652694]

>>54652655
We're in for another "open -1%, close +0.01%" day

[Anonymous No.54652704]

So ASML crushed earnings and they dumped...What is exactly wrong with this market? MU missed biggly and went up 10% because "it's gonna be better in 2025"
Do the market expect ASML not to sell any machines in 2025? wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.54652706]

>>54652655
for me it's reaching bottom of last friday

[Anonymous No.54652718]

Buy O in your Roth IRA

[Anonymous No.54652745]

>>54652718
Don't do this, it creates SEC violations.

[Anonymous No.54652749]

dollar cost averaging GODS wwa

[Anonymous No.54652754]

>>54652704
If Xi doesn't make a move this April, then the Taiwan destructionfest gets punted to October at the very, very earliest.

[Anonymous No.54652784]

See ya guys, gotta go to ALDI and buy me max amount of 90% Moser Roth Chocolate. This shit is going to 2x

[Anonymous No.54652792]

>>54652745
You're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.54652801]

>>54652745
cope

[Anonymous No.54652807]

>>54652749

[Anonymous No.54652811]

>>54652586
Stop letting the reddit boogyman keep you from making some real money and just shut up and buy some bbby before it really starts pumping.

[Anonymous No.54652812]

Its Joever

[Anonymous No.54652819]

>>54652792
>>54652801
Really, guys?

[Anonymous No.54652826]

>be bobo
>wake up
>check markets
>mfw

[Anonymous No.54652843]

>>54652359
>QE fantasy over
Is it though?

[Anonymous No.54652844]

>>54652812
>It's real
https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1648644432529432577

[Anonymous No.54652859]

>>54652844
thi is the confirmation jew has told

[Anonymous No.54652862]

>>54652819

[Anonymous No.54652864]

what's happening with OIL? Is Biden releasing more OIL from SPR?

[Anonymous No.54652871]

>>54652784
Please buy Lindt instead because I'm a shareholder.

[Anonymous No.54652874]

>>54652745
How could it possibly?

[Anonymous No.54652881]

>>54652862
I don't have a problem with O, I was making a throwaway joke about holding REITs in Roths.

>>54652864
1.5m or so per week through June, last I'd heard. We're probably just entering the "gap fill + recession fears" downward part of the crab cycle.

[Anonymous No.54652886]

>>54652871
gimme some reason why should I buy

[Anonymous No.54652888]

>>54652718
don't do it don't take the dividend stock pill
you will never see good gains and you will never earn enough in dividends to make up for any negative stock movement should anything bad thing ever happen to the company which will absofuckinglutely happen at some point if you buy that stock with the intention to hold forever
do not have forever positions always have a plan to sell always be closing fuck dividends and fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.54652894]

>>54652886
Ever hear of belly buttons? There are 8 billion on the planet. All of them need lindt

[Anonymous No.54652902]

when i am done buying france and germany will be mine
thinking about selling most of their shit in parts at 10% markup to the chinks

[Anonymous No.54652904]

>>54652888
What are you basing this off of? I just checked a dividend calculator and that’s not correct.

[Anonymous No.54652908]

I hate how we always bounce before 4125.This shit is still low vol sleepy crab market. I'm getting bored again.

[Anonymous No.54652909]

Lost my job, got 40k€ to go away.
Get 71.37€ daily, 2141€ a month, tax free, for one year from the job agency, plus social security paid.
My expenses are 1100€ a month.

Have i made it? Is this it?

[Anonymous No.54652911]

>up 12% in premarket while everything i don't hold in my watchlist is red
yep i'm getting jewed today, i don't trust this for a second

[Anonymous No.54652916]

Why shouldn't I short Plug Power? Aren't they running out of cash rn?

[Anonymous No.54652922]

>>54652894
>Ever hear of belly buttons? There are 8 billion on the planet. All of them need lindt
isn't it a chocolate company?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindt

[Anonymous No.54652930]

will my shorts finally print today

[Anonymous No.54652934]

>>54652579
This is a stock board, you twat.

Man, the bots and pajeets are out in full force today.

DO YOUR JOBS YOU FUCKING JANNIES

Until jannies do their jobs I’m going to post AI porn. Surely some straight-porn will get the tranny-jannies off their asses.

[Anonymous No.54652940]

>>54652444
SQQQ, UVIX, SOXS, SPXS, SDOW, TZA, TECS, SARK, take your pick they'll all do quite well the next couple months

[Anonymous No.54652942]

>>54652871
Do they really not have a BRK.B equivalent?

[Anonymous No.54652947]

>>54652888
Nta but dividends =! Reits
A ton of dividend companies are cutting their output because of this not recession recession, but meanwhile rent just slides up with inflation. There's a random apartment reit out there I think MAA and their FFO increased 20% last year. Literally "oh shit inflation, pay up renty"

[Anonymous No.54652952]

>>54652934
BOOBA

[Anonymous No.54652954]

>>54652704
What did they say on the conference calls. Companies discovered the trick of lowering expectations in advance of earnings long ago so now good earnings are no guarantee of a pump. It's all about forward guidance so I assume the analysts didn't like something ASML brass said on that call

[Anonymous No.54652956]

>>54652934
I just got fired because of this post. Thanks asshole.

[Anonymous No.54652957]

Oh god this is gonna be a fucking bloody red day

[Anonymous No.54652959]

>>54652934
I just got hired because of this post. Thanks asshole.

[Anonymous No.54652967]

>>54652957
god i love fire sales

[Anonymous No.54652969]

>>54652956
People unironically probably see much more offensive things on twitter browsing at work.

[Anonymous No.54652970]

We told yall.

[Anonymous No.54652971]

I found the secret to getting pretty much any girl you want. Women love a man that brushed with Colgate toothpaste. Something about it just drives them wild. I’ve also noticed that they prefer men who use Palmolive soap on the dishes. They love the fresh clean scent on their hands after doing their duties. I used to get 0 girls but one day in the grocery store a 10/10 saw me picking out a few of my favorite hormel foods brands and she commented how I probably have a nice stockpile back home. Anyway just thought I’d let you guys know in case you wanted some female attention

[Anonymous No.54652976]

>>54652909
put 2k on a cheap broker like ninjatrader to trade the micro emini ES. you only need 8 ticks to get 10 dollars. do this for 6 months and you can move on to full emini to get 100 dollars/day or even 1k/day. It's super easy.

[Anonymous No.54652981]

>>54652934
sorry i don't read coomers nor any penis who puts vaginas on pedestal

[Anonymous No.54652982]

FRONT BUMBA

[Anonymous No.54652989]

>>54652942
Kinda, but the cheap class of shares still cost 1/10th.

[Anonymous No.54652995]

>>54652967
What a great scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7KVozqRvk

[Anonymous No.54652998]

>>54652940
SQQQ and SOXS seems like a terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.54653006]

>>54652971
Hmmmmm, there's something fishy about this post.

[Anonymous No.54653020]

THREADLY REMINDER
this pathetically tiny little fart on the fed balance sheet is the only thing holding this shit market up and as soon as this blip evaporates we will dive straight down under October lows. PREPARE YOUR ANUSES

[Anonymous No.54653024]

>>54653006
Yeah, that fishy smell is my fingers

[Anonymous No.54653030]

DO YOUR JOBS

TRANNY

JANNIES

[Anonymous No.54653044]

thank you for the entry liquidity

[Anonymous No.54653046]

>>54653020
Anus: prepared.

[Anonymous No.54653052]

>>54653020
Don't forget https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/daily-treasury-statement/operating-cash-balance

Today it starts going up. And the market will go down down down to goblin town.

>>54653024
Based.

[Anonymous No.54653053]

>>54652995
my gain is your loss btw

[Anonymous No.54653065]

BAN ME

BAN ME, YOU FUCKING LAZY FAGGOTS

RELEASE ME FROM THIS HELL

[Anonymous No.54653066]

[Anonymous No.54653072]

>>54653053
Fuck you, you limey bastard.

[Anonymous No.54653081]

>>54652871
Lindt is overpriced, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.54653082]

Thanks, bobos.

[Anonymous No.54653091]

>>54652881
What? He is actually still releasing? that was a joke question. I know he did from June last year, but it was planned til October/Novemer. LMAO

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54653094]

>>54652871
Lindt is going to get fucked by these rising cocoa prices and the guys who are pushing for us to eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.54653103]

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY

[Anonymous No.54653104]

>>54653072
It’s just money; it’s made up. Pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don’t have to kill each other just to get something to eat.

[Anonymous No.54653105]

bears coping when the market opens green

[sage No.54653107]

>>54652444
Is that Haruka from Love Hina, anon?

[Anonymous No.54653116]

BOOBA
O
O
B
A

[Anonymous No.54653115]

>>54653103
turn on hires fix, set it scale up to 1024x1024 with 4x-UltraSharp and 0.3 denoising.

[Anonymous No.54653117]

>>54653091
This new round is one of many sales congress mandated years ago.

[Anonymous No.54653122]

>>54653105
>bears coping when the market opens green
It wouldn't surprise me. Weak guidance pumping stocks is the final stage of the pivot fantasy before it descends into full blown psychosis

[Anonymous No.54653130]

>>54653116
nice, how'd you get the hands to do that? ControlNet pose?

[Anonymous No.54653136]

>>54653115
I’m not using stable diffusion

Just lowly pornpen. Not a lot of upscaling features unfortunately. Seeing as jannies are asleep at the wheel, why don’t you post some of your work and convince me to get a better AI generator.

[Anonymous No.54653138]

We open green

[Anonymous No.54653139]

wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.54653149]

>>54653130
Just luck, my friend. I keep pumping em out until I get a good one.

[Anonymous No.54653152]

>>54653066
I wanted to sperg out how Astrology is nonsense, but then I saw the dubs.

[Anonymous No.54653155]

Seeing charts like Hershey, Lindt or Beiersdorf we should actually call them STACKS and not STOCKS. Cause this shit is only going up. Retarded ponzi scheme market

[Anonymous No.54653164]

god i love capitalism

[Anonymous No.54653170]

Just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate. Basically I can select any product on Amazon and copy an affiliated link. If anyone clicks on the link and buys it I get a commission. I just started on Twitter and am looking to see if any of you guys know a good way to gain followers? I’m not morally opposed to doing fake giveaways where the people have to follow and retweet. I’m even willing to send people a couple bucks for following. Maybe 1 out of every 100. Has anyone tried this before?

[Anonymous No.54653180]

>>54653170
This is what the affiliate link looks like when posted to Twitter.

[Anonymous No.54653187]

>>54653170
this is a stock market thread, spambot

[Anonymous No.54653197]

We start red and end green, just like always

[Anonymous No.54653198]

>>54653136
why do you scare advertisers?
>how muh 4chan will get funding without them

[Anonymous No.54653202]

>>54653170
>>54653180
THIS
ISNT
STOCK
RELATED
GET
A
REAL
JOB

[Anonymous No.54653206]

>>54653187
It’s the only /biz/ related thread on this board so I’ll post here.
>spambot
Yes, but manually

[Anonymous No.54653224]

>>54653187
>>54653202
but this is biz related

[Anonymous No.54653232]

>>54653202
>promoting wageism
Now that should earnyou a ban for real

[Anonymous No.54653235]

give me a good european bank to buy

[Anonymous No.54653242]

>>54652998
Dunno, check soxs right now, seems pretty ok to me

[Anonymous No.54653244]

>>54653206
well at least you aren't a bot
best way to gain followers is to post racist memes and get right wing meme accounts to follow you

[Anonymous No.54653245]

>>54653206
reporting your twitter account for spam btw

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54653247]

>>54653235
Buy CS

[Anonymous No.54653254]

>>54653247
sorry i only buy quality
please stop the bullshit baggie

[Anonymous No.54653257]

>>54653245
It won’t work. I just do the captchas anytime I get reported for spam.

[Anonymous No.54653261]

>>54652909
Anon you are still living at ur mom's. No you haven't made it.

[Anonymous No.54653269]

>>54653235
UBS, Deutsche Bank

[Anonymous No.54653273]

OBLIGATORY

[Anonymous No.54653284]

>>54653269
no and no
anything else?

[Anonymous No.54653295]

>>54652812
How can this nigger publicly post this.
>oversold
>after a retard rally

[Anonymous No.54653317]

>>54653295
This is how euphoric bulls have gotten. SPY is down 0.55% in premarket and they consider the market oversold

[Anonymous No.54653327]

All the signs were there, anon.

[Anonymous No.54653332]

>>54653295
This nigga posting secret military documents on 4channel.org again. Naughty naughty

[Anonymous No.54653336]

>>54653327
Hang yourself

[Anonymous No.54653350]

>>54653336
No, but I am hung lol.

[Anonymous No.54653366]

>>54652225

[Anonymous No.54653367]

/smg/ what do you spend your money on
i just got a new job making 106k but i spend less than 1500 a month on everything

[Anonymous No.54653371]

>>54653336

[Anonymous No.54653375]

Oh look, we're already recovering. Chad bulls win AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.54653376]

>>54653367
all my spare money goes into trading

[Anonymous No.54653380]

>>54653284
BNP Paribas, Santander, Bank of Ireland

[Anonymous No.54653382]

Is it crab shit again?

[Anonymous No.54653384]

ffs I short bMW, 2 minutes later it pumps, this is the second time today. Everytime it's 2-3 minutes before a sudden jump. What a shitshow.

[sage No.54653386]

>>54653116
Thank you for the breasts, anon. You made this a pleasant morning.

[Anonymous No.54653387]

can we please have some actual fucking red days in a row without recovering into crab? I need to slurp

[Anonymous No.54653394]

>>54653386
Keep forgetting to delete the name.

[Anonymous No.54653395]

>>54653384
let me know when you short next time so i can buy them off you

[Anonymous No.54653400]

>>54653261
she ended up doing porn

[Anonymous No.54653404]

>>54652225
Nah it might fall bad in the after hours if Tesla’s earnings are bad, but I’d expect a crab day today. When all the big tech earnings come in shitty, then we’ll see a large drop. But we have a month before all of them come out

[Anonymous No.54653405]

>>54653371
name plz

[Anonymous No.54653406]

>>54653395
no

[Anonymous No.54653411]

>>54653376
>trade successfully
>have even more spare money
now what

[Anonymous No.54653422]

>>54653367
>spending money
i just save everything unless i absolutely have to buy things; my last big purchase was a $500 drone two years ago

i'm still wearing the same clothes i had when i was 18 and i'm 28 now

[Anonymous No.54653426]

>>54653367
Vending machines, soda cans specifically. Get a sams club membership or resteraunt depot membership. Hardest part is finding a place to put them but you can buy locations from other vendors.

[Anonymous No.54653427]

We are going to make some money today boys

[Anonymous No.54653435]

>>54653422
>absolutely have to buy
>drone

[Anonymous No.54653437]

>>54653387
Buy 0 dte in morning, sell at 2pm. How is that not enough slurp action for you?

[Anonymous No.54653448]

>>54653435
i make money from it, i've paid it off from using it

[Anonymous No.54653456]

what else I be buying other than tqqq and gme?
>>54653044
i kneel. (bought everything as well) WGMI

[Anonymous No.54653457]

>>54653411
spend on hookers

[Anonymous No.54653459]

>>54653380
nice. thank you.

[Anonymous No.54653460]

Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back UKbros

[Anonymous No.54653498]

>>54653456
>what else I be buying other than tqqq and gme?
Sell signal

[Anonymous No.54653499]

>>54653460
>UK
>back
did they remove all nogs and poos from the country and retake its industries from the chinks suddenly? if not, it isn't back

[Anonymous No.54653500]

>>54653405
Serena Mello

[Anonymous No.54653504]

You guys promise you won't sperg again today?

[Anonymous No.54653511]

>>54653499
We’re back relatively speaking to the western world

[Anonymous No.54653518]

5 mins until our braindead burgerbros pump the market again

[Anonymous No.54653520]

KOLD KLAN WE RISE! See you BOILtrannies at 2 next week...

[Anonymous No.54653522]

>>54653511
>no freedom of movement
back (within 30 - 90 days visa free)

[Anonymous No.54653533]

natty brap bros why is this happening?

[Anonymous No.54653535]

I'm thinking calls here

[Anonymous No.54653547]

Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.54653553]

The fuck is the abscessing with Nat Gas here... is it because they don't have their own thread?

[Anonymous No.54653559]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54653558]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54653561]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54653562]

at 54653553
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.54653565]

>>54653500
>Serena Mello
thanks anon
>I really want to see her in bikini

[Anonymous No.54653566]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54653576]

>>54653553
>abscessing

[Anonymous No.54653579]

>market so dead at open that wtfwt posters died off

[Anonymous No.54653586]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54653588]

0dte kicking in already

[Anonymous No.54653593]

WAL bros I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.54653599]

>even the VIX is red

[Anonymous No.54653603]

>>54653599
>MFW I'm green

[Anonymous No.54653608]

Degenerate fuckin slurping

[Anonymous No.54653612]

>>54653603
beats being black

[Anonymous No.54653616]

>>54653612
I laughed.

[Anonymous No.54653618]

this market wants higher

>>54653559
right on time

[Anonymous No.54653632]

>>54653618
any recent pics of this whore

[Anonymous No.54653635]

Another bang bang bang
Another day of retard marketpump
In fact, just another day of jewery

[Anonymous No.54653638]

STOP FUCKING CRABBING

[Anonymous No.54653642]

Give me one reason why I shouldn't go all in on CDW right now and ride the obvious rebound back up

[Anonymous No.54653646]

>>54653632
Yeah

[Anonymous No.54653656]

>>54653576

Thank you but I prefer it my way.

[Anonymous No.54653667]

>>54653632

[Anonymous No.54653668]

>-0.44%
it's fucking over

[Anonymous No.54653669]

>>54653656
To be fair, the boilfags are an abscess in this general.

[Anonymous No.54653673]

I want to ride this dead cat bounce hiiighghhhhheerr!

[Anonymous No.54653677]

>>54653642
internetcomputer

[Anonymous No.54653679]

REDEEM WHILE YOU STILL CAN SIRS

[Anonymous No.54653692]

>>54653673
rofl I now remember the Chinese balloon.

[Anonymous No.54653706]

>>54653669
How does it feel to motorboat tits? Especially when they are like this(with a bag on her RAT face ofc)

[Anonymous No.54653708]

>>54653656
Based, I wish I was friends with a brutal dictator

[Anonymous No.54653710]

>>54653642
wait for a flush of the sellers first, in a few weeks you can buy

[Anonymous No.54653725]

>>54653170
I used to in 2013 but it's irrelevant on this board fuckboi

[Anonymous No.54653730]

>>54653692
never forget baloonuary 6th


>https://www.projectveritas.com/news/pfizer-executive-mutate-covid-via-directed-evolution-for-company-to-continue/

[Anonymous No.54653731]

>>54653706
Warm and sweaty. It's nice.

[Anonymous No.54653735]

>>54653180
Emelly?

[Anonymous No.54653747]

>>54653708
we can be friends... now your wish has come true.

[Anonymous No.54653807]

More boobs please

[Anonymous No.54653811]

Guys look at the chart of Lithia Motors. What the actual fuck was the retard Corona pump? Why would anybody think that a company that sells cars, something we do everyday for decades, would make 6-8x profit after Corona. What else but a pump and dump scheme is this thing we call "market"?

[Anonymous No.54653813]

>>54653367
I have no expensive hobbies. I just tried a new game Wall World thats been fun and it was like $5 and ive been on it for like two weeks. Most expensive is food but i like it fresh and make it at home to be healthly.

Not even lying out of the $4,400 I make I spend maybe $1500 a month and dump the rest into 401k, ira, hsa, and then usually have another grand to dump half into cash and half into VT

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54653815]

>>54653706
It feels like getting tea bagged by me and my giant sized balls.

[Anonymous No.54653819]

>>54653807
I'm no henti degen, but absolutely kino diagram.

[Anonymous No.54653825]

>>54653367
I'm just dumping money into dividend stock until I make enough on monthly divvies to check out of society

[Anonymous No.54653843]

>>54653825
What dividends are you buying? Are you buying them in a tax advantaged account

[Anonymous No.54653848]

I was promised a dump. WHERE'S MY FUCKING DUMP

[Anonymous No.54653855]

>>54653807

[Anonymous No.54653867]

MFW europe will end flat thanks to slurperburgers

[Anonymous No.54653883]

>>54653825
Same. I'm currently waging in a job that I can barely stand and stacking eevery penny into cash/JEPI like a coward cuck waiting for that mythical meme dump. I'm willing to quit on the spot but I need this job for now because I've been ill for like half a year and need the insurance. When I'm free I'm gonna try and work in Haunted Houses. Scare people, make props, whatever. I love Halloween.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54653889]

I just loaded up on the SPY's put options. Lets see if I'm right. I think they're going to blow up the market because of the ramadan bomb-a-thon.

[Anonymous No.54653896]

>>54653807
this the best i can come up with financially speaking of course also stocks

[Anonymous No.54653905]

>>54653819
Do you think they... ya know

[Anonymous No.54653908]

Going to jerk off in order to decide whether or not to get 100 jewgle shares, thinking the category will be big titty amateur white girls

[Anonymous No.54653910]

>>54653905
You just know.

[Anonymous No.54653914]

I would have my balls smashed and anus prolapsed before I would sell an annuity

[Anonymous No.54653924]

>>54653914
But it's my money and I need it now.

[Anonymous No.54653943]

>>54653843
Main ones are JEPI and JEPQ
Also have some CEF's like JQC, JFR, DNP
A small amount in SDIV because that shits sketchy
And recently started some in O and KO
No tax advantage, my current company doesn't match 401k contributions since I'm a contractor

[Anonymous No.54653960]

Who else here bought SCHW? I did!

[Anonymous No.54653994]

The gaps WILL be filled!

[Anonymous No.54654012]

>>54653943
JEPI is attractive. I have my wife’s Roth 100%. I worry that the dividend will never grow and will hover around the 10% mark. My start is to invest solely in dividend aristocrats that raise their dividend yearly. What yields 3% today will yield 30% in 20 years. That’s without investing new capital

[Anonymous No.54654019]

This is the worst smg in history of smgs

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54654029]

>>54653994
This one is going to take years, with a y, to fill you stupid fucking coomer-2.

[Anonymous No.54654028]

>>54653943
You do know your ira is personal and you can make it outside work right? Same with HSA if you have a high deductible insurance plan.

[Anonymous No.54654039]

>>54654029
Shut up, yid, with a y.

[Anonymous No.54654042]

>>54653848
Market will never dump until bears stop trying to time the big one

[Anonymous No.54654062]

>Banks show their strength
>Market falls

Classic...

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54654066]

>>54654039
okay, go ahead and wait multiple years for this gap to fill. i'll be over here making fucking money and while getting better opportunities down the road so to speak.

[Anonymous No.54654075]

All in on fuckin NEON my dudes, I'm going to retire

[Anonymous No.54654082]

>>54654012
This is some top tier bait.

[Anonymous No.54654083]

>>54654029
already recoooovering for that +0.1% eod

[Anonymous No.54654087]

>>54654028
Is there any point to it though?
You don't pay taxes going in but you gotta pay them to take it out, plus you pay a penalty if you take it out before like 65, right?

[Anonymous No.54654107]

>>54653553
around the parts only quigers and niggers are not obsessed with natural gas.

[Anonymous No.54654108]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54654136]

>>54654082
How is it bait? If you invest in a company that raises their dividend every year the initial yield grows every year. Someone who put money into KO 7 years ago at a 3% yield has already doubled it to 6%. Obviously that number goes down if you’re re-investing along the way.

[Anonymous No.54654146]

>>54654108
20 Lakhs = 35k USD
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.54654194]

>>54654087
>Is there any point to it though?
It's good if you plan on doing any active trading also dividends can compound with reinvestment tax free until you take it out. Sit down with a good calculator and you'll see why it makes sense

[Anonymous No.54654237]

Holy fuck this thread is dead.

Just bought 1k of calls and 1k of puts, 417 on the calls and 407 on the puts, expiring on Tuesday. SPY will have a jump up or a dump down by then. It will not crab at 413 for another week straight so I'm thinking its a good time.

Plus premiums are super fucking low right now.

Your thoughts anons?

[Anonymous No.54654239]

FRC is literally free money lads. It's accounts under FDIC insurance is 64%, in line with other regionals.

[Anonymous No.54654243]

soxl buy target is $14.50 and $14

[Anonymous No.54654248]

>>54654146
MY VILLAGE IS RUINED!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.54654265]

>>54654066
You are continually wrong, pussy whipped, and such a feckless person you abandoned your Jewhood on paper.

[Anonymous No.54654271]

pathetically small red day

[Anonymous No.54654286]

>>54654136

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54654287]

>>54654237
I think that the big one is coming this afternoon, and your puts will go up like 1000% before the end of the day because the SPY is going to die, like circuit breakers shit. We're going to see some real shit, and some of those zoomers who just started getting their feet wet are in for the ride of a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.54654290]

>>54654239
>$12

Bruh, we all been there. how are the bags?

[Anonymous No.54654293]

>>54654237
i'm busy cancelling sirius/xm after i got lazy and it renewed for the full price.

[Anonymous No.54654297]

>>54654271
d-dont laugh at my red day!!

[Anonymous No.54654303]

>>54654239
You are probably right. However I will not be taking my chances. Good luck with this one, anon

[Anonymous No.54654317]

>>54654293
Pro tip: whenever you sign up and pay for a subscription immediately cancel it. You'll still get the service until the end of the contract and when it stops working and you miss it you can always reup then. Otherwise you didn't need it anyway

[Anonymous No.54654328]

>>54654293
get temporary credit cards from your bank/CC company. I always trail that shit with a temp card and immediately cancel the number so it can never process an actual charge.

[Anonymous No.54654334]

STOP SLURPING EU

[Anonymous No.54654338]

>>54654087
You're thinking of a 401k. An Roth ira js completely tax free for the rest of your life. Even if you sell stock or take dividends. Its a big reason they limit you to $6,500 a year. It should be the first thing you ever put money in. You can jusy go to fidelity and open one up.

Hsa DOES get taxed on the way out but you get to write it off your taxes now, and if you use the money for medical it won't be taxed. So its a double dip, take our before taxes, dont get taxed when you use, and if you retire at some random age you can retire and use it for non medical purchases so it essentially becomes a 401k

[Anonymous No.54654375]

Mr. snibs about to push it green, i can smell his fishy ass. Im gunna risk it on TQQQ today, wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.54654377]

European here.

Any reason why I shouldn't buy leverage bear certificate on a company that's going bust? If the stock price goes to zero I'll make a lot of money right?

[Anonymous No.54654379]

>>54654375
Godspeed, gamblin man.

[Anonymous No.54654400]

Get ready

[Anonymous No.54654406]

Bobo you need to get to work
this is not red enough to trigger my limit buy orders
>not impressed
brb eating second breakfast and going for a bench PR
when i get back i expect some large red candles or it's your ass

[Anonymous No.54654420]

Oil Stocks down 6%m/m 14% y/y,

[Anonymous No.54654453]

>>54654287
I hope you’re right, but you probably aren’t and I probably will stay broke since my puts will be squeezed out of existence

[Anonymous No.54654455]

looks like the sellers are out of shares, now its bull nigger time

Bought some 3m t-bills today

[Anonymous No.54654462]

>>54654377
if you know a company is going bust, that fact is already priced in, don't you think?

[Anonymous No.54654470]

burgers wake up, EU pumps, everytime, faggots.

[Anonymous No.54654471]

>bobo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36lzxfEW6Mk

[Anonymous No.54654501]

>>54654470
MURICANS ARE EATING THEIR COCO PUFFS

[Anonymous No.54654508]

WTF GO BACK DOWN

[Anonymous No.54654512]

>>54654287
Based.

I've got 10k in puts for June as well.

I hope they print this time.

[Anonymous No.54654513]

>>54654501
Hey fuck you I had a yogurt parfait.

[Anonymous No.54654520]

what are some jetpack stocks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkZPI5m9SIE

[Anonymous No.54654522]

>>54654462
Is it really? Enron took a long time to die

[Anonymous No.54654529]

broken EU market

[Anonymous No.54654534]

>>54654470
Can't be helped. Someone has to slurp these cheapies

[Anonymous No.54654535]

>>54654471
this was exactly what I thought it would be.

[Anonymous No.54654546]

EU economy is booming and so are the stocks, join us fellow USbrothers. Together we will usher in a new era. No but seriously the fugg? UK is almost pumping despite the bad news... absolute faggotry. Almost as if inflation actually was good (I am being sarcastic, of course inflation is good for companies' revenues). Fugg these cunts raising prices till we are run dry

[Anonymous No.54654553]

>>54654520
>jetpacks in
>promotes homosexuality
>doesn't elaborate any further
>jetpacks out

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54654563]

are one of you pillow biting butt pirates going to bake a new thread?

[Anonymous No.54654583]

Baking

[Anonymous No.54654587]

>>54654563
We’re in the stealth /smg/

[Anonymous No.54654599]

>>54654587
hidden degenerates

[Anonymous No.54654605]

>>54654563
it's only page 2
stop encouraging
early bakers

[Anonymous No.54654613]

>gone for a week
>nothing happens
I hate these mother fuckers like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.54654619]

>>54654400
They're slurping

[Anonymous No.54654621]

>>54654613
my total movement this year is 5% anon

[Anonymous No.54654626]

Stock market genital

[Anonymous No.54654638]

>>54654546
why are lme inventories tanking while nymex inventories are stockpiling? is europes real economy actually doing that well?

[Anonymous No.54654642]

Am I insane for buying 7k in NEON calls?

[Anonymous No.54654657]

>>54654520
>Acoustics hard to locate on first approach
>Has to come to a complete stop to land
>Has to take hands off of controls to get gun up into position after landing.
This looks cool and all, but fucking lol.

[Anonymous No.54654660]

>>54654420
I should probably have used a better nominclature, considering equities are nomned stocks.

PETROLUEM SUPPLY DOWN 6% M/M US
TOTAL US PETROLEUM SUPPLY DOWN 14% y/y

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54654667]

>>54654605
i got something important i want to get out there, but i don't want it to be wasted in a dead thread.
>>54654587
lies

[Anonymous No.54654668]

>>54654642
Nah. It's a binary event and they're pretty underpriced relative to the potential.
I don't care enough to play it again, but a small position could be a worthwhile gamble.

[Anonymous No.54654672]

>>54654657
only really useful for things like search and rescue at the moment, will be cool to see how the tech progresses in 20 years

[Anonymous No.54654684]

new
>>54654681
>>54654681
>>54654681

[Anonymous No.54654696]

>>54654668
Thank you for the reassurance. I just looked at my options portfolio and wondered who slipped what into my drink.