/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54650181]

Maybe your regret is that you were never a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.54650200]

Dominion voting systems? The guys who helped steal the election?

[Anonymous No.54650204]

>>54650181
REDDIT SCREENSHOT THREAD!!! WOWZORS!!!

[Anonymous No.54650281]

Minecraft

[Anonymous No.54650295]

they really railed rupert

[Anonymous No.54650301]

>>54650181
rigged election, rigged courts, rigged reality. I want God's only son to come back and just start street-sweeping.

[Anonymous No.54650340]

>>54650181
Very possibly. I think my temperament is pretty well-suited to it, by which I mean I am a short-tempered and demanding asshole who wields indignation as a cudgel whenever, for any reason, I can't just have my way the way I want it. At least that's my experience in dealing with lawyers interpersonally.

Except instead of being well-paid in a position that rewards that behavior, I'm a lower-middle-income officecuck whose performance reviews say things like "Should be mindful to communicate in a manner that emphasizes a team-player mindset".

[Anonymous No.54650385]

>>54650340
That's not what makes a good lawyer. You have to be calm and unmovable, and be able to fake indignation etc
t.lawyer

[Anonymous No.54650392]

>be born into good family
>deal with tight-ass parents
>study your ass off
>get into good school
>study your ass off
>get into good firm
>work your ass off as some underling
>work your ass off some more
>somehow make it big-shot partner
>work your ass off some more
>all just so you can look happy in a picture after you made someone else rich
And then remember this is only the top 0.01% of the lawyer career path.

[Anonymous No.54650400]

>>54650340

[Anonymous No.54650410]

>>54650340
thats a lot of words to say youre a little bitch

[Anonymous No.54650481]

That’s what they get for challenging this blatant dictatorship. Shame on them for trash talking the tyranny of (((Dominion))) a small $787 million fee is a slap on the wrist for stating the obvious.

[Anonymous No.54650521]

>>54650301
Lawyers win but Jesus swept

[Anonymous No.54650533]

>>54650181
no.
>score 160+ on the lsat to get into any good schools or why bother
>3 years of tons of reading and writing
>make sure to get internships during your school to have a better shot after school
>work for, and do well at, a small branch for a few years
>start your own practice or apply to a big one
>the whole time you are just reading as much case law as you can

The people in that photo are still only salaried employees. idk how dominion is set up but maybe or maybe they won't get paid a bonus for this

[Anonymous No.54650542]

>>54650521
....hope you get food poisoning today, carlosposter.

[Anonymous No.54650591]

>>54650181
One of my brothers is a lawyer in London.

Fucking hates it.

Worked at big shot central. Left with best buddy to start up partnership. Years later can't stand the guy at all. Best thing? Their black secretary, that the best buddy is prolly in a relationship with, reducing his actual decision making power down to 1/3rd.

Third of a milly plus mortgage on a regular Terrace town house. Getting priced out with an overweight Chinese management consultant wife.

That's doing it right bros!

[Anonymous No.54650606]

>>54650591
you sound bitter at your brother and at life. are you making it?

[Anonymous No.54650609]

>>54650301
>this Indian is claiming to be Jesus
>lets deport him

[Anonymous No.54650621]

>poltards seething
>people saying "internships" instead of calling it clerking
>pretending that life doesn't also happen while you're working your way up and studying, like the idea of a working person's life is some kind of alien experience to most posters
>edgelords

The real /biz/ thread experience.

Also to answer your question OP, no. I'm in a different lucrative profession.

[Anonymous No.54650729]

>>54650606
>you sound bitter at your brother and at life. are you making it?
Brah. Both he and his wife are clinically obese. He hates his job. Hates his Chinese girlfriend. Via the multidecade mortgage? Locked, nay... priced, in.

[Anonymous No.54650749]

>>54650729
Yeah but are you making it?

[Anonymous No.54650794]

>>54650749
>Yeah but are you making it?
I own my own house outright. And it has solid stone walls. And I don't live in a zoo or have japanese knotweed growing under my timber construct.

[Anonymous No.54650822]

Nobody wants a schizophrenic and autistic lawyer, OP.

[Anonymous No.54650874]

>>54650181
Defamation is so incredibly difficult to prove in court.
Even if what you said was 100% wrong, they have to PROVE that you knew it was wrong at the time you said it.

What the fuck is wrong with Fox lmao

[Anonymous No.54650940]

>>54650874
I mean, Fox just made itself look like a joke in the eyes of its own viewerbase.
Might as well just shut it down at this point.

[Anonymous No.54651202]

>>54650874
>>54650940
Fox was and always will be the controlled oppo

[Anonymous No.54651435]

>>54650392
this, a fucking code monkey earns better and has a better life than I do

t. specialized in family law

[Anonymous No.54651562]

It's about to be AI'd out of existence.

[Anonymous No.54651605]

>>54650749
If he doesn’t have an Asian wife he most certainly is closer to making it than someone who does

[Anonymous No.54651744]

>>54650181
Your Honor, members of the jury,

We stand before you to defend our democracy and the election voting system provider, who has been wrongfully defamed by the defendant, the media company. In spreading false and misleading information, the defendant has harmed our client's reputation and jeopardized the public's trust in our democratic process.

The defendant's false claims have been debunked by expert testimony, independent reports, and technical analysis. Under defamation law, specifically libel, the defendant is liable for knowingly publishing false information or acting with reckless disregard for the truth. The landmark case New York Times Co. v. Sullivan, 376 U.S. 254 (1964), established the "actual malice" standard, which we argue the defendant has met.

We also reference 52 U.S.C. § 20511, which criminalizes providing false information to voters regarding elections. By propagating misinformation, the defendant has potentially misled or disenfranchised voters, violating this statute.

Your Honor, accurate information is vital for preserving our democracy. The defendant's actions have not only hurt our client but also real people in our communities. First-time voters, community organizations, and others have suffered due to this misinformation.

We respectfully urge you to hold the media company accountable, sending a clear message that our democratic process must be protected and those who threaten it will face consequences.

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.54651839]

>>54651744
Exactly these things are tamper proof and unhackable. Fox was completely dishonest just don’t look at this document and we’re a okay https://www.sos.state.co.us/pubs/elections/VotingSystems/DVS-DemocracySuite511/documentation/UG-RTR-UserGuide-5-11-CO.pdf

[Anonymous No.54651893]

>>54650200
Whoooa the boomer elections! Jan. 17 forever bob!

[Anonymous No.54651959]

>>54651562
AI chatbots lie and hallucinate too often to be reliable enough to replace lawyers in a courtroom setting. It's likely that these problems are inherent to the transformer architecture they use, and won't be fixed for a long time.

[Anonymous No.54652280]

>>54650181
Isn’t the settlement figure usually under an NDA? Is Reddit lying?

[Anonymous No.54652303]

>>54651959
You know "hallucinate" is just a word they use for redpills right? in the 4.0 whitepaper you can see the exmples, anything related to the Jews or blacks official FBI data is an "hallucination" lmao

[Anonymous No.54652308]

>>54650181
>corporate counsel wagies (on salary) smiling about defending the corrupt interests of their jewish bosses
i'm not a trumptard but the election was rigged. in fact, all elections are rigged and electronic voting systems play an integral part in how they are rigged. these people should be hanged.

[Anonymous No.54652343]

>>54652308
The electronic voting system was a red herring to make rightists look like fools while they changed the rules at the 11th hour to let everyone vote by mail with no verification. The mail in voting system was the problem, not the electronic voting system. Played you like a fiddle

[Anonymous No.54652369]

>Dominion = domination.
>Involved in the many countries' elections

>NOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT UNLESS YOU'RE A CONSPIRACY THEORIST

[Anonymous No.54652392]

>>54652343
>closed source software
>closed source hardware
>articles like https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/aug/22/us-elections-hacking-voting-machines-def-con

trust us goy, your vote is secure and could never be tampered with. and funnily enough, voting is one of the few cut-and-dry use cases for blockchain -- but you won't see it implemented for obvious reasons.

>BLO'CHANE BE RACIST NIGGAS TOO DUMB TO BE VOTIN WIT DEY BLO'CHANE

[Anonymous No.54652402]

>>54652343
This. Same with 'fake ballots'. The ballots were all real, just no guarentee they were used properly (I.e by the citizens they were intended for, instead filled in by shaniqua).

[Anonymous No.54652412]

>>54652392
You can’t use blockchain for voting because our voting history is private information. If it was public, you could intimidate or bribe people to vote how you want.

[Anonymous No.54652450]

>>54652412
they wallet addresses wouldn't be publicly disclosed in a way that ties it to an individual. the blockchain would be used to supervise an individual vote's chain of custody, to view it on an immutable ledger and see it roll up into the master count.

[Anonymous No.54652475]

>Dominion = domination.
>Involved in several countries' elections

>NOOO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT UNLESS YOU'RE A CONSPIRACY THEORIST

[Anonymous No.54652478]

>>54652412
>what are zero knowledge proofs

[Anonymous No.54652493]

>>54650181
i could have been tho i would have ended up in shitlaw. im pretty happy making dogshit money tho lots of time to be a neet god instead of slaving away for you know who

[Anonymous No.54652505]

>Dominion angels are known for delivering God's justice into unjust situations, showing mercy toward human beings
Not suspicious at all, no

[Anonymous No.54652701]

Why didn't Foxnews just provide the solid proof of the rigged election?

[Anonymous No.54652715]

>>54652701
fox news wanted zion don gone too because he upset the grift applecart

[Anonymous No.54652720]

Lawyers will replaced by ChatGPT when jurors get replaced by ChatGPT. Soon a jury of your peers means the jury was generated using your personal data/buying habits and mixed with others with similar data.

[Anonymous No.54652729]

>>54650301
Based and Christ pilled.
The LORD be with you, anon.

[Anonymous No.54652774]

>>54651435
>t. specialized in family law
There's your mistake faggot. Do commercial law/ M&A or group litigation. Demand a DBA and a % of any return. That's how the big boys make their millions. I know of a lawyer who flies around on a private jet with his buddies.
Partners at Kirkland & Ellis make I think about $7-8 million. It's very fucking doable.

[Anonymous No.54652785]

>>54652478
proof that your mom has zero knowledge of who your dad is

[Anonymous No.54652849]

>>54652774
>dude making partner (at an elite firm, no less) is easy
>all you have to do is show up and do your work every day for 10-15 years
sounds like someone who has never once worked at a professional services firm. lmao.

[Anonymous No.54652856]

>>54652774
>Kirkland & Ellis represented Boeing in relation to the Boeing 737 MAX disaster. Controversially, the U.S. Attorney in the case, Erin Nealy Cox, let Boeing executives off the hook for their role in the disaster in the prosecution agreement signed by her and Kirkland & Ellis. She was subsequently made a partner at Kirkland & Ellis.
incredible

[Anonymous No.54652927]

>>54652308
I would argue that elections were more or less honest until 2016. Why bother rigging them when all the candidates are ZOG puppets? Trump was no less of a puppet, but it took too much effort to keep him corralled.

[Anonymous No.54652953]

Wow, that's a really cool and interesting pic there on r/pics, reddit must be an awesome place

[Anonymous No.54652966]

>>54650181
Wait till they find out Kleros and CHADGPT will steal their job.

[Anonymous No.54653026]

>>54652849
Kek maybe I'm just talking shit anon.
Group litigation is easily the most profitable area of law imo. Pull together a list of litigants, slam your cock on the table of Evil Inc, demand money, take a huge slice of your client's damages.
Anyone up for a /law/ general?

[Anonymous No.54653955]

anybody who is a lawyer or idolize lawyers is a fucking moron

[Anonymous No.54654071]

>>54650181
How much is 1 clip for a 9mm? Just think, they're walking out with those shit eating grins over a settlement of 800million or whatever and 1 clip is all it would take to end them

[Anonymous No.54654188]

>>54653955
Why do you think that?

[Anonymous No.54654240]

No, sorry, I have a soul.

[Anonymous No.54654273]

>>54650181
I made $250K writing a simple demand letter this month. I haven’t worked longer than maybe 2-3 hours a week since 2017.
Literally just hike in the woods and work on my album every day. Also have about 30K LINK from 2018 that I never have to sell. My life is the most ez mode life imaginable, no clue why everyone isn’t doing this

[Anonymous No.54654291]

>>54650181
fake job only useful when society exists. post nuke era lawyers will not exist

[Anonymous No.54654309]

I remember reading something ages ago about how lawyers are the unhappiest people on the earth. Makes sense considering all the hours they have to put in, and the nature of the occupation itself.

The job is basically
>If I do this awful job that makes me miserable for the next 10 years, I can save up enough money and then my real life will finally begin

[Anonymous No.54654482]

Here’s how you do the lawyer career path:

1. Don’t try at all in law school. Don’t take notes, don’t pay attention. At the end of the semester get notes from someone a year ahead of you and cram for a couple weeks. You’ll pass every exam this way. Don’t do law review or any of that gay shit. You are here to get a degree and get to the next step as smoothly as possible. Literally do nothing except show up and study for the 1 exam each semester. It’s their fault for putting all the weight on 1 test but that’s how it is.

2. When you graduate study hard for the Bar exam using Kaplan or one of those courses. This is literally the hardest part of the entire journey. Just put in the work and pass the bar.

3. Once you’re barred, find a 60 year old plaintiff’s personal injury lawyer and offer to do any extra work he needs done so that you can learn the ropes. Learn everything you can from him. Eventually he will retire and you’ll get all of his clients.

4. Send 99% of the cases to other lawyers and split the fees with them so you get paid for doing nothing but giving them the case.

5. Work on any car wreck case that will quickly settle for the policy limits. This way you simply write a policy limits demand letter and the insurance companies settle immediately and you get the full fee.

This is a cheat sheet to EZ mode. You just settle cases with a demand letter and a phone call, otherwise you outsource all of the work to someone else and get paid for it. The amount of actual work you do is 1% compared to any other attorney. You have total control over your schedule and how much work you want to do. And you make a lot of money. Moreover, everyone treats you with respect because in their heads you’re a badass attorney.

[Anonymous No.54654545]

There's a a reason Henry VI's most famous line is "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."

[Anonymous No.54654567]

>>54653955
The kind of moron who frequents /biz

[Anonymous No.54654584]

>>54652308
We can hang them ourselves under the law

[Anonymous No.54654858]

>>54650794
>no mention of wife/girlfriend
>no mention of children
>does not live in a desirable city

You didn't make it.

[Anonymous No.54655851]

>>54654858
why TF would you want children? Lmao

[Anonymous No.54656034]

>>54654858
who gives a fuck about children or living in a city
>>54652505
>muh esoterics!
fuck off

[Anonymous No.54656347]

>>54650400
I have cringe pics too from when i was 14, how do i delete internet, bros?

[Anonymous No.54657283]

>>54650301
This
Soon brothers
Trannies can only mock God's creation for so long
Inshalla

[Anonymous No.54658252]

>>54652303
No, hallucinations occur with all kinds of topics. ChatGPT claiming that Mars has a population of 2.5 billion people has nothing to do with jews or blacks lmao. Natural language models have no understanding of the underlying reality behind language. They're built to give convincing and natural-sounding responses to prompts. That's it. If something isn't in the training data, it will start guessing and making stuff up in a way that sounds plausible. Spend any amount of time playing around with ChatGPT and you'll quickly realize that it's only really good for brainstorming and bouncing ideas off of. It's too unreliable and error-prone to trust for critical information

[Anonymous No.54658341]

>>54650340
>>54650385
What makes a good lawyer is working hard and being diligent and pro-actively seeking out information.
Everyone can tell fake indignation immediately.
t. actual lawyer

[Anonymous No.54658485]

>>54658341
>Working hard
You misspelled being a corrupt filthy kike. You have literally the most fake "job" ever.
>Oyy vey you cannot represent yourself or you automatically lose
>Your innocence isn't determined from objectivity or evidence, but from how much dollars you can fork out for a sleaze ball lawyer to grease the shaft of an equally sleazy joodge

Racketeers go to the final circle of hell

[Anonymous No.54658538]

>>54650200
>2023
>still no evidence that the election was stolen
>inb4 "b-b-but the jump in democratic votes coming from a 80+% democratic district!!!!"

[Anonymous No.54658561]

>>54658485
you could just study the law instead of being a dumb lazy fag

[Anonymous No.54658604]

>>54650301
Christianity is rigged religion. Stop coping. Jews invented and control it also

[Anonymous No.54658702]

>>54658561
Yeah, good luck with that. The judge will take it as a personal insult that you didn't pay up your massive fee which keeps his salary the wheels of the jew-dicial system flowing. You also lose access to a huge amount of privileges

You'll wait 8 months to FOIA a bodycam request from a cop station for example, and you lack the ability to work out plea deals with prosecutors if you're a self representative. You're a complete dumbass if you actually try to represent yourself.

[Anonymous No.54658739]

>>54653026
Is that the girl from the Aeon store pushing the cart with a mask on?

[Anonymous No.54659202]

>>54658702
>massive fee
court filing fees remain the same whether your represent yourself or get represented by someone else you retard

[Anonymous No.54659217]

>>54659202
I'm obviously talking about hiring an attorney you brainded fucking moron. Why are you simping for this broken piece of shit system so hard?

[Anonymous No.54659228]

>>54659217
>hiring an attorney
>somehow the judge makes money off of this
spare me from this low IQ shit

[Anonymous No.54659329]

>>54659228
The judge gets paid from the more than 50 000 lines of legal code that you, as a pathetic lemming, likely violate while driving to work for goldberg. Or when you literally broke no law, but they just take your money anyways from civil asset forfeiture. The attorney gets paid when you panic hire him, because the consequences of losing against the jewdicial system is more punitive in shartmerica than most third world nations.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkeS_0NQUZs&ab_channel=InstituteforJustice

That you defend this, is a testament to how fucking gay and thoughtless the average pleb is. You're literally buck broken by the state.

[Anonymous No.54659367]

>>54658538
You mean besides the :
>Not checking signature on voting ballots
>The MULTIPLE systems error, all in republicans area
>The sharpie gate, were fucking machine don't count your vote
>The tottaly not suspection black cunt pulling 3 suitcase from under the table full of vote and counting them out of nowhere
>The tottaly democratic procces of blocking the view of poll watcher because of """COVID"""
>The Bradford's law in worst condition in the U.S than in a third wolrd shithole
>U.S courts telling lawyer that they can't "sue before the election because no dmg was done" and then told they can't "sue after because now it too late, should had sue before"
You mean, beside all those points right?

[Anonymous No.54659385]

>>54659329
>ummm sweaty, the entire judicial system is actually a farce and we should abandon it
literal monkey-tier thinking. also, good to see how quickly you abandoned your double-digit IQ theory of how hiring an attorney somehow gets funneled into a judge's pocket

[Anonymous No.54659386]

>>54656034
no you fuck off troglodyte
>>54650181
They never verified the signatures remember that. If they did they’d find millions of ineligible votes. How the fuck given all the info about malfunctions and shady connections they lost is beyond me or it’s simply controlled OP.

[Anonymous No.54659400]

>>54659367
/thread

[Anonymous No.54659472]

>>54659367
>Not checking signature on voting ballots
some states like Pennsylvania, yes. but that couldn't be said about a state like Georgia for instance.
>The MULTIPLE systems error, all in republicans area
bullshit
>The sharpie gate, were fucking machine don't count your vote
equally affected both republican and democrat areas
>The tottaly not suspection black cunt pulling 3 suitcase from under the table full of vote and counting them out of nowhere
things look suspicious when you've predetermined that they're going to be suspicious
>The tottaly democratic procces of blocking the view of poll watcher because of """COVID"""
full access was given in the 2022 midterms, and you retards still claimed fraud
>bradford's law
irrelevant
>U.S courts telling lawyer that they can't "sue before the election because no dmg was done" and then told they can't "sue after because now it too late, should had sue before"
both are true

[Anonymous No.54659493]

>>54659385
Oh, don't worry, the elites have already abandoned the system for niggers, the joodicial system is only for (you) to play. In most major cities they get caught and released for murder, rape, and assault all the time.
>good to see how quickly you abandoned your double-digit IQ theory

I never did such. You're just too slow to understand that judges, cops, lawyers, and prosecutors are all part of the same racketeering game.

[Anonymous No.54659522]

>>54659386
The actually did in Arizona, chud. And they found that the signatures did NOT match. (shocking)

[Anonymous No.54659542]

I'm a lawyer making $250k per year. Don't fucking become a lawyer. I'm wasting my life slaving away but I'm addicted to the money

[Anonymous No.54659693]

>>54659493
>The judge will take it as a personal insult that you didn't pay up your massive fee which keeps his salary the wheels of the jew-dicial system flowing

There's 3 possible interpretations here, since you can only speak in vague language (sign of low IQ)
>A lawyer representing you increases court filing fees, which the judge somehow benefits from (you rejected this interpretation)
>Paying a lawyer somehow gets funneled into a judge's pockets (rejected interpretation)
or
>More lawyers overall = judges' salaries go up

Per capita, there are 2 and a half times more lawyers than there were in 1969. 1969 = 320k, 2022 = 1.3 million. US Pop. 1968 = 200mil, US Pop 2022 = 330 mil. In 1969, US district court judges were compensated $40k a year. In 2023, judges are compensated $232k a year. If inflation were followed, a judge's compensation from 1969 to 2023 should go from 40k/year to 336k/year. Judges are undercompensated compared to 1969, yet there are almost 2.5 times more lawyers since then. How can it be that judges benefit from more lawyers?

I shouldn't have wasted my time with that, but no matter how you slice it, you are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.54660046]

>>54652412
You could literally build a voting DAO in solidity on Oasis Sapphire right fucking now with full confidentiality features. It isn't 2017 anymore.

[Anonymous No.54661183]

>>54659693
Man, you're beating the fuck out of that strawman. I never said more lawyers = more judge salary, you lying faggot. You have nothing, so you devolved into semantics like an estrogenic loser. Since you're obsessed with IQ levels, the telltale sign of low IQ retards is something called a "GOTCHA" debater, which is exactly what you're doing. Notice how you're not actually making any arguments or providing substance to the conversation, and are obsessing over a simple misinterpretation of judge salaries (which I clarified)?

Make an argument about why you like the legal system. Say what you like about lawyers and judges and stop being a pussy who mischaracterizes arguments like a sniveling coward rat. Guess you have a kike lawyer in the family?

[Anonymous No.54661239]

>>54659693
>judges make $235k year
>judges are undercompensated

Yeah, it must suck being in the extremely elite percentile of earners, and having a total god complex due to people prostrating and supplicating to you on a daily basis. Kys retard

[Anonymous No.54661274]

>>54661183
>The judge will take it as a personal insult that you didn't pay up your massive fee which keeps his salary the wheels of the jew-dicial system flowing
You can't defend this statement, and still haven't even attempted to. You got caught being a retard, you've been humbled, and now you're flailing
>notice how you're not actually making any arguments or providing substance to the conversation
Textbook projection. You haven't said anything of substance other than 'hurr da jooooss!!!' and 'everything is corrupt, just trust me bro and be as much of a cynical loser as me'

[Anonymous No.54661283]

>>54661239
>excising the context
every single time

[Anonymous No.54661314]

lawfag here, don't envy us. Most of the time / cases we are doing absolute slave-tier work for ((them)) or are selling snakeoil to normies. Rarely it's about justice at all, cash rules the world frens.

[Anonymous No.54661474]

>>54659367
If there is proof they rigged it, why did they win a defamation lawsuit against Fox for saying they rigged it? I mean, couldn't Fox have used this "proof" in court to fight the lawsuit?

[Anonymous No.54661507]

>>54661274
>You can't defend this statement, and still haven't even attempted to
It was clarified with
>"The judge gets paid from the more than 50 000 lines of legal code that you, as a pathetic lemming, likely violate while driving to work for goldberg"
Meaning you are either dishonest, retarded, or both. Nobody thinks lawyer fees directly fund judges. You know I know this. I know you know I know this. Yet you continue dancing along this retarded strawmanned non-argument. You are deliberately omitting this statement and ignoring many of the valid criticisms I've made in the conversation chain:
>Judges, lawyers, cops. and politicians are incentivized to have many thousands of lines of legal code to encourage the flow of humans into the court system (how judges and lawyers get paid, I'll spell it out again)
>The game is designed to punish you if you self-represent.
>You lose access to services which are either exclusively available to attorneys, or your requests (I sued FOIA requests as an example) will not be processed in time to use as a defense in court.
>You will not be able to work out quality plea deals with prosecutors that an attorney would be able to attain
You haven't addressed any of these arguments, formed a rebuttal, or described positive traits you like about the jewdicial system.

I can't wait for your next dishonest reply to continue talking about judge salaries and none of these points. kek

[Anonymous No.54661548]

>>54661507
you went from
>judges benefit when you don't self-represent
to
>judges benefit because....the law exists

wow good stuff there cleetus. It's plainly obvious that your only experience with the law is watching 1st Amendment audit videos as a 14 year old. quit wasting my time, dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.54661626]

>>54661548
>quit wasting my time
If only we could be so lucky. But we circle back to the original point - self representation is suicide, so you (or whichever corrupt family member you're simping for) remain a necessary evil for now.

Do like every good attorney does and swallow your dad's 'Nam service pistol

[Anonymous No.54661658]

>>54661548
>1st Amendment audit videos
Those are based though. Getting cuffed for standing on a sidewalk, not saying anything, and recording cops blows the lid off the false pretensions that we're a free society.

[Anonymous No.54661780]

>>54661626
>self representation is suicide
yeah, because as you so eloquently demonstrated, the average person knows jack shit about the law. only retarded sovereign citizens and arrogant niggers try to self-represent, which is why judges hate people who self-represent--not because they get a kickback when people get a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.54661868]

>>54650181
But they helped rig the election. How did they get away with it?

[Anonymous No.54661904]

>>54654482
>Send 99% of the cases to other lawyers and split the fees with them so you get paid for doing nothing but giving them the case.
Why do I need to go to law school to do this?

[Anonymous No.54661924]

>>54650181
Fucking lying lawyers getting away with ruining the country and getting paid for their clients being criticized.

[Anonymous No.54661969]

>>54658604
if thats true than why do the Jews not want me practicing my faith

[Anonymous No.54662092]

>>54661780
Which law did I show a misunderstanding of, you sleazy law fag?

[Anonymous No.54662179]

>>54650301
This.

[Anonymous No.54662465]

>>54662092
>hurr the whole justice system is corrupt
try sitting in a courtroom. it's the complete opposite of corrupt. 100% by the books to the point it bores the shit out of you

>inb4 ummmmm sweaty...the law ITSELF is corrupt b/c they're created by self-interested crooks
irrelevant. a judge's job is to abide by the law, not be your personal grievance officer who whines about bad laws

Use the law to your advantage. People who don't are either lazy faggots unwilling to learn or just perpetual whiners

[Anonymous No.54663515]

>>54659542
What's the point of having a bunch of money if you have little to no life outside of work?

[Anonymous No.54663537]

>>54659472
Just curious how many doses of the vaccine you got.

[Anonymous No.54663666]

>>54654482
Extremely accurate. Great advice. I'm at step 3 as we speak except the attorney is 68.

[Anonymous No.54663712]

>>54650301

God rewards the patient and faithful

[Anonymous No.54663721]

>>54659472
Do you find it strange that far more progressive nations than shartmerica, such as Canada, Sweden, etc... have not and refuse to ever engage in mail-order voting? Must be a pure coincidence that the country with 10m+ illegals is the only one who does this. We're also the only ones who consider needing an ID to vote "racist". Oh, and trumps election was stolen from Russians, but when team blue is in charge, our elections are 8000% hecken secure

Touch grass and visit another country you dumbass bootlicker. You people are a joke

[Anonymous No.54664442]

>>54663721
Sweden has mail in voting though, the SD complained about it last year as part of their campaign

[Chud Anon No.54664489]

>>54651893
>>54658538
Trump won, democrats are self hating cuckolds, get over it

[Anonymous No.54664564]

>>54658538
Okay, show me the source code. Whats that, you can't?
I'm a software developer, I'm qualified to read and understand these systems and honestly not being able to see then is grounds enough that they are rigged. Its like a gf not letting you go through her phone, she's hiding something.
>>54650200
Yep

[Anonymous No.54664687]

>>54663537
zero, I have natural immunity. i'm just not a dumb sheep faggot who falls for both side's bullshit

[Anonymous No.54664709]

>>54664564
>Okay, show me the source code. Whats that, you can't?
sure bro, just give all that voter data to self-interested politicians who definitely won't use it to their advantage. might as well just get rid of secret ballots and put our votes on a public ledger with our names and addresses attached

[Anonymous No.54664716]

>>54664709
>voter data
Isn't the nature of vote to be secret?

[Anonymous No.54664791]

>>54664489
>get over it
They've gotten over it pretty well. 3 years later and sleepy joe is still president. The 2020 election is never getting overturned
>>54664564
Even if they released a copy of the source code publicly, that's no guarantee that the code actually running on some of the machines hasn't been tampered with

[Anonymous No.54664878]

>>54658538
The election was stolen. Electoral votes are assigned based on population, but tens of millions of those population counts are fraudulently assigned based on illegal immigrants. Without even casting a vote, illegals destroyed our democracy.

[Anonymous No.54665563]

>>54664878
That makes no sense. The only presidents who ever won the electoral college and not the popular vote (excluding those from 150+ years ago) were George Dubya and Donald Trump. So that would mean that 2 Republican presidents have stolen the election thanks to illegals

[Anonymous No.54665615]

>>54664878
fair enough, but illegals gave dems a 5 vote advantage at most, which made no difference in the last election. they don't ALL congregate in blue states, even if a substantial proportion do

[Anonymous No.54665665]

>>54650181
That lady's smile is a classic
>yeah I got away with it
smile

[Anonymous No.54665693]

>>54650181
Fox is owned by Disney. Disney paying out 790 million to a company that counts votes could never go wrong

[Anonymous No.54666081]

>>54650181
No. I'd rather be a full-time trader than understand some shitty government laws and stick to politicianass.

[Anonymous No.54666097]

>>54650181
>be fake democracy
>company that steals elections for tyrants is called dominion instead of excelsior or some shit
pottery

[Anonymous No.54666132]

I am from a shithole country. Being a lawyer there wouldn't have allowed me to leave. That's why I chose cybersecurity.

[Anonymous No.54666172]

>>54652856
>it's real
well hey, good for her

[Anonymous No.54666490]

>>54666132
good for you man, wish I wouldve thought of that also

[Anonymous No.54666743]

>>54650301
>day 55738754264420273 of waiting for the jew on a stick to come back

[Anonymous No.54666788]

>>54650181
if it was for 1.6bil and they only got ~800mil... is the majority of the rest of that fucking court costs?

[Anonymous No.54666926]

>>54650181
>Maybe your regret is that you were never a Jew
No thank you

[Anonymous No.54666942]

>>54659542
LMFAO
Imagine being a lawyer instead of an engineer
You should come over to the technical field frendo
You'll like it better here

[Anonymous No.54667808]

>>54666788
Probably goes into the stupid faggot anon's boogieman judge's pocket.

I'm pretty sure any other outcome where the evidence was examined would result in a lot of people jumping from buildings and having gym accidents. And their families, children, pets etc. The settlement sends a message to crush the chuds as well and the money probably already belongs to the same people hiding behind corporate identities so it's win/win.
>>54666788
>$800 million to bring a case to court goy
stop it

[Anonymous No.54668013]

>>54664709
I said source code not voter data
>>54664791
You can use hashing and other techniques to ensure the running system is the same code.

[Anonymous No.54668041]

>>54650181
Nah, I'm not interested in being a blood-sucking jew

[Anonymous No.54668257]

>>54666942
>engineer
gluing together APIs and using javascript frameworks to make gay dating apps for HIV+ 8 year olds isn't engineering.

[Anonymous No.54668392]

>>54650181
Whoa! I Heckin love multi-millionaire corporate attorneys now!