/smg/ WE EURO Market General Now.

[Anonymous No.54648733]

Look at EU going back to it's all time highs. While US DIES along with the dollar. WTF BRAH!!!!!

WE EUROS NOW MOTHERSUCKA!

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>54646238

[Anonymous No.54648751]

Tomorrow I'm going all in on puts at 11:27 AM. Dont ask me why

[Anonymous No.54648757]

Fuck it, at least the Euro market's moving, right?

[Anonymous No.54648779]

WE WUZ EUROPE NOW NIGGA>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iFbuIpe68k

[Anonymous No.54648781]

it's over
market will never move up or down again

[Anonymous No.54648785]

i still havent filed my taxes

[Anonymous No.54648787]

>>54648781
swing chads its our time finally

[Anonymous No.54648789]

>>54648779
>STOXX 50
Really? They named it STOXX?

[Anonymous No.54648794]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54648803]

>>54648781
theta gang>?

[Anonymous No.54648807]

>>54648733
>Europoors winning anything
yeah...

[Anonymous No.54648817]

my BOIL calls will break me out of 4 figure hell

[Anonymous No.54648844]

>>54648817
Same but 6 figure hell and tanker calls.

[Anonymous No.54648851]

>>54648817
>4 fig
you know what else will do that? a job.

[Anonymous No.54648854]

Anyone trading 0dte butterflies? How is it working?

[Anonymous No.54648857]

>>54648817
Buying things like BOIL are why you are in 4 figure hell.

[Anonymous No.54648872]

>>54648803
a crab will grind premiums to nothing eventually

[Anonymous No.54648876]

>>54648844
Funny. I've been selling tanker calls. What compels you to buy calls on something that's already mooned?

[Anonymous No.54648886]

>>54648876
You do not understand the shadow fleet and the pettiness of the globalist crowd.

[Anonymous No.54648937]

What the fuck does Europe even do economically?

[Anonymous No.54648942]

>>54648886
If your thesis is that basic, I'm pretty disappointed. I think that everyone trading tankers already knows that, and I don't think anyone who doesn't know will ever be interested in holding.
At this point its a matter of how far can buybacks/dividends provide real returns to the limited investor base that cares to following shipping.

Vaguely similar setup to coal, and oil to a lesser extent.

[Anonymous No.54648944]

>>54648789
it means 'stocks' in german

[Anonymous No.54648965]

>>54648937
They handle wars when the US can't maintain recruitment levels. Maybe they make cars too or something?

[Anonymous No.54648970]

>>54648942
I'm sorry you've sold off a lot of your upside so far. When you miss out on more of it, you can at least enjoy some kino sinkings and Eurocrat seething.

[Anonymous No.54648974]

>>54648965
Who wants to fight a globohomo war?

[Anonymous No.54648976]

>>54648937
This is for the UK but a similar dynamic applies across the continent.

[Anonymous No.54648979]

>>54648970
>sold off a lot of your upside
there is no upside, that's the beauty of it

[Anonymous No.54648985]

>>54648974
I am nominating the IDF

[Anonymous No.54648990]

>>54648751
But why

Also I just got Diamond 4 in TFT.

I know, I know, it's impressive.

[Anonymous No.54648994]

>>54648970
>I'm sorry you've sold off a lot of your upside so far
Interesting projection. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.54648998]

>>54648979
>>54648994
In about a month you'll see even garbage like NAT up 10% in a day as the coast of Sri Lanka turns black.

[Anonymous No.54648999]

>>54648733
Anons...should I be shorting pharma stocks right now? what the fuck is this.

https://twitter.com/US_FDA/status/1648315663939715072?cxt=HHwWgIC2rZ-X_98tAAAA

[Anonymous No.54649003]

anyone have good canadian miners in their targets?
i predict a green energy related commodity rebound into 2024 as companies shift from their stockpiles to purchasing all the shit china is flinging
spring thaw into summer rally isnt a guarantee but has been decently common.

[Anonymous No.54649010]

>>54648999
You want to long them. New bivalent vaccines have to be twice as expensive as monovalent ones. That's the law.

[Anonymous No.54649014]

>>54648872
if premiums are low, then you buy

[Anonymous No.54649019]

>>54648998
Perhaps we will. Either way, I get paid.

[Anonymous No.54649054]

>>54648976
lol

[Anonymous No.54649077]

I got a few hundred bucks to blow, what should I invest in?

Pls dont troll me im a cute girl

[Anonymous No.54649078]

>fell more the MCFNF meme stock
>it just keeps falling into nothingness
yeah I get that they won't start drilling until Q3-Q4 but it's fucking embarrassing seeing it red every day, now I am bagholding when I could have been playing with that money for the next 6 months.

[Anonymous No.54649108]

>>54649077
How-to’s of good housekeeping to acquire an employed husband.

[Anonymous No.54649119]

>>54649078
>natural gas company falls when demand for natgas falls
You should do your due dilligence before you invest in anything. The major oil companys bought and held at $0.50 a share before it was listed. If you have it at under that you just have to learn the pain of seeing red in the natgas cycle.

[Anonymous No.54649126]

What are the financial implications of an 8 month rising wedge on the S&P?

[Anonymous No.54649139]

>>54649126
Well rising means the stocks are going up in value. That's good. Or, in Wall Street parlance, "bullish".

[Anonymous No.54649142]

>>54648944
then what DAX means?

[Anonymous No.54649146]

>>54649108
But I wanna make my own money

I already have about 4k invested I just wanna know what the hot ticket is mister cuz I got these dollars lying around

[Anonymous No.54649151]

>>54649077
Etsy
Ebay
Amzn

[Anonymous No.54649150]

>>54649119
It's not that, it's a scam company with known actual shitstock shill Wesley Clark lending his "name" for a "good backstory".

[Anonymous No.54649164]

>>54649142
Dat ass index

[Anonymous No.54649165]

>>54648794
shit bruh

[Anonymous No.54649182]

goddamnit irs keeps rejecting my return due to a generic XML error that could be any field on the damn form

[Anonymous No.54649193]

So do we just believe the VVIX? Which means the VIX is going up 5% this week?

[Anonymous No.54649196]

>>54649077
Invest in Onlyfans

[Anonymous No.54649200]

YIELDS MAID SHOW ME YOUR YIELDS

[Anonymous No.54649220]

>>54648976
The US version of this would probably be worse
I don't even want to see it

[Anonymous No.54649224]

>>54648733
yeah sure.. i think i can get IBKR to enable euro market... but uh... what's the fang equivalent? whos the big tech in europe?

[Durgesh, Java Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54649226]

I WANT RANK #1 FOR
>BIG BOBS OPEN VAGENE
WAHT DO I INVEST IN FOR ACCOMPLISHING THIS GOAL, SIRS???
KINDLY DO NEEDFUL

[Anonymous No.54649236]

>>54649220
Sure, you don't want to see it. But other folks might!

[Anonymous No.54649240]

>>54649226
adopt, and slip her small amounts of estradiol in her food during her growing period. Very easy to get a hold of. Unlike testosterone.

[Anonymous No.54649253]

>>54648990
Oh boyo, if you have to ask me that boyo. I'm sorry to say but it's over for you.

Also congrats on the rank, I'm on my plat promo for league

[Anonymous No.54649262]

>>54649150
oh, I guess everyone else on the board are unsuccessful natgas company builders as well?

[Anonymous No.54649263]

FUUUUCK I FORGOT ABOUT VIX EXPIRATION. Could've made 2x during the rollover. Fuck this gay market

[Anonymous No.54649303]

>>54649150
only 3 of the companies he was involved with failed, and one was a grilled cheese company that was brought to light when he ran for President that was pure muck-raking by the press.

[Anonymous No.54649347]

>>54649303
>attack john edwards during presidential election
>attack john mccain during presidential election
>wonder why your only allies are in europe

[Anonymous No.54649364]

>>54649126
it'll break down eventually.

[Anonymous No.54649371]

Not sure if I dreamed this, but I think someone on Smg today said they threw up because they ate too many donuts

[Anonymous No.54649375]

>>54649371
I don't throw up, I shut up. Then I lick it up and you come around.

[Anonymous No.54649376]

>>54649364
Late May/beginning of June.

[Anonymous No.54649380]

>>54649303
Yeah, Wes Clark is no Michael Chertoff.
https://www.gawker.com/5437499/why-is-michael-chertoff-so-excited-about-full-body-scanners

[Anonymous No.54649382]

>>54649376
DCAing from now until september to get the best bottom gains next year.

[Anonymous No.54649390]

>>54649380
>gawker
didn't read

[Anonymous No.54649393]

No seriously, is the US economy/dollar ever goign to recover? It will probably eventually get to where it was 2 years ago,but it will take too long and drag behind the rest of the world.

[Anonymous No.54649409]

>>54649390
It's a 2009 article, and it's worth a look. Especially given what Wes Clark is doing.

[Durgesh, Java Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54649417]

the nog fears the poo

[Anonymous No.54649423]

>>54649409
gawker was today's reddit in 2009, complete drivel.

[Durgesh, Java Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54649437]

>>54649409
>trying to justify linking a gawker article
anon, I…

[Anonymous No.54649439]

>recession this
>bull ran that
Get a hobby

[Anonymous No.54649443]

>>54649409
>germany lists natural gas as green energy for national security reasons
>ecocommies and russians reeeing predictably
kys

[Anonymous No.54649445]

>>54649437
Come on scoops I'm just another anon here.

[Anonymous No.54649450]

>>54649262
I wonder why the CEO in California decided to make his totally legit company a Canadian shitstock rather than US markets. They also have a Canadian jeetgirl doing all their press releases. I'll find it interesting to hear what excuse is used for when the whole thing "falls through". They'll probably claim it was some European government opposition for environmental reasons, totally out of their control, sorry guys, really had a sure thing going up till then. For yours and other investor's sake I hope to be wrong, but if I had to bet one way or another, my money would go on it's a scam.

[Anonymous No.54649460]

>Poland buying nuclear plants
You bought UUUU right?

[Durgesh, Java Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54649466]

>>54649445
anon, you literally linked a gawker article.
sometimes you have pee pee days, and other times you have poo poo days.
rn you’re having a poo poo day.

[Anonymous No.54649476]

God damnit work sucked today. Sometimes I wish I could have a literal do nothing job like scoopsies where I could just sit at a computer and pretend to work all day for $300k

[Anonymous No.54649511]

>>54649380
Germany hasn't allowed oil or natgas extraction in 20 years. MCFNF bought the rights and germanys largest natgas company with the materials, logistics, and equipment to begin putting natgas onto market in the fall. This is an easy bull stock for a hold.

[Anonymous No.54649526]

>>54649423
I got banned from all Gawker sites in 2010 when Jezebel ran that piece on a romcom about fat people, and how some journalist lady was fat shaming for saying that we shouldn't have shows like that because it glorifies being unhealthy. All I did was post links to CDC webpages detailing the endlessly increasing number of fat people in the US and how much it costs everyone. Damn they got so mad. That's also when I started coming to 4chan instead.

[Anonymous No.54649530]

Why haven't you bought more gold miners anon?

[Anonymous No.54649531]

>>54649382
It's a long way down, anon.

[Anonymous No.54649551]

>>54649531
even better if the discounts get greater as I afford them at longer periods of time.

[Anonymous No.54649554]

>>54649526
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it's scientific truth, or historical truth, or personal truth. It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based, and if you can't find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don't deserve to wear that uniform.

[Anonymous No.54649557]

>>54649531
People were saying that in September and October last year too

[Anonymous No.54649562]

>>54649557
They were right.

[Anonymous No.54649563]

>>54649554
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD...

[Anonymous No.54649568]

>>54649557
a lot has changed since last year.

[Anonymous No.54649571]

>>54649476
Why don't you just become CEO and be a billionaire before your company makes a profit like the other jews?

[Anonymous No.54649583]

>>54649526
My girlfriend and I watched an episode of Mike and Molly tonight.

[Durgesh, Certified Weapon of Durgasoft™ !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54649585]

>>54649476
RORKLER
HOWS COMS YA GOTS TO GO TO WORK N SHEEEEEEEEIIIITTT??
AINT NO GOOD SELF RESPECTN NNIGGUH GONNA GET UP ‘FOR NOON N GO TO NO GOT DAM BILDIN OR NO NOTHIN
YA NO WUT IM SAYIN, NIGGUHHHH??????

[Anonymous No.54649592]

>>54649571
I unironically believe I could run a company more efficiently than most CEO's if I was given an opportunity, especially an office building. So much wasted hours in pointless pointless meetings that could be summed up with an email.
>>54649585
Scoopsies stick your neck out for me and get me a cushy job,

[Anonymous No.54649593]

>>54649557
The crabbing behavior is concerning when they should be dipping, and the market action is ridiculous. AI probably.

[Anonymous No.54649599]

>>54649554
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean Picard of the USS Enterprise

[Anonymous No.54649615]

>>54649599
M-m-m-m-make it so
Make it so

[Anonymous No.54649646]

Yuropoor here. Yesterday I was given a 8% raise by the German engineering multinational I work for. They were gonna make it 1.5% but the company's union forced them to make it 8%. I've only been on the job for less than 6 months lmao. Based unions making sure yuroinflation is here to stay.

[Anonymous No.54649648]

>>54649592
>I unironically believe I could run a company more efficiently than most CEO's if I was given an opportunity, especially an office building

I wish you good luck with that. I'm sure you can find someone that gifts you a nice office building given that you have so much experience cleaning them.

[Anonymous No.54649659]

>>54649382
if you're looking for best bottom gains, start deadlifting

[Anonymous No.54649661]

>>54649530
Because I'm a royalty company chad.

[Anonymous No.54649663]

>>54649648
Thanks anon. Maybe one of these days

[Anonymous No.54649711]

>>54649646
% does not matter anon. How much u actually make post-tax?

[Anonymous No.54649718]

>>54649390
Based

[Anonymous No.54649747]

>>54649526
>>54649423
>2009 was 30 years ago

[Anonymous No.54649750]

>>54649646
Europeans are the biggest faggots on the planet. Their economy is stagnant, they gave up their guns so they are helpless against their own government, and are generally do nothing faggots. Europe is a failed state and it's sad because it didn't have to be that way if anyone on that continent had a backbone.

[Anonymous No.54649751]

Has Schwab done any work on their price data API? Having just 1 TDA key is agonizing when I got 1K tickers to get data for.

[Anonymous No.54649807]

>>54649750
(You)
>N0G
CAPTCHA

[Anonymous No.54649814]

>>54649077
Show asshole and bobs whore

[Anonymous No.54649832]

>>54649126
Lets just say it's priced in

[Anonymous No.54649839]

>>54649711
about 13,000 zł/month

>>54649750
>non-sequitur post

[Anonymous No.54649850]

>>54649807
>>54649839
kek I forgot this is yuropoor hours

[Anonymous No.54649901]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.54649902]

I hate penis inspection day.

[Anonymous No.54649905]

>>54649901
Yes

[Anonymous No.54649907]

>>54649901
short term

[Anonymous No.54649908]

>>54649530
I don’t know which ones to buy. And I don’t want to buy back in to barrick.

[Anonymous No.54649921]

Has anyone in this general done time in prison or jail?

[Anonymous No.54649930]

>>54649921
I'm about to get sentenced in June. I'll get back to you in a few years when I'm out

[Anonymous No.54649940]

>>54649930
for what

[Anonymous No.54649948]

>>54649146
I want you not to make your own money, because all women are chattel

[Anonymous No.54649966]

>>54649940
January 6th, I was the 13th person inside

[Anonymous No.54649969]

>>54649930
What are you planning to hold while you get raped in prision?

[Anonymous No.54649971]

LMAO, UK again higher inflation


CPI
Mar. 2023 0.5% 1.1% 0.8%
expected/previous/actual

UNITED KINGDOM-INFLATION (APR) -- FS/DM - CPI YY
Mar. 2023 9.8% 10.4% 10.1%
expected/previous/actual

Coreinflation also 6,2% as last month on Y/Y basis. STICKY

[Anonymous No.54649973]

>>54649901
More like buy now, pay never.

I shit all over your balance sheet, so clean it up, bankie.

[Anonymous No.54649978]

There is 131 bps spread between 1 month treasury bill and 3 month treasury bill. 1 month now below 4% with fed funds at 4.875% midpoint.

This is perfectly FINE>> Just keep buying you dummies. there's nothing wrong with the markets. WE are going to SOFT-LANDA. Rocker knows this well because he is always soft. due to over consumption of GOYSLOB. His body is become an ovary due to the excess estrogen produced by oval shaped pear body.

[Anonymous No.54649985]

>>54649971
>10.1%

[Anonymous No.54649986]

UK CPI (M/M) Mar: 0.8% (est 0.5%; prev 1.1%)
- UK CPI (Y/Y) Mar: 10.1% (est 9.8%; prev 10.4%)
- UK CPI Core (M/M) Mar: 0.9% (est 0.6%; prev 1.2%)
- UK CPI Core (Y/Y) Mar: 6.2% (est 6.0%; prev 6.2%)
- UK CPIH (Y/Y) Mar: 8.9% (est 8.7%; prev 9.2%)

UK RPI (M/M) Mar: 0.7% (est 0.5%; prev 1.2%)
- UK RPI (Y/Y) Mar: 13.5% (est 13.3%; prev 13.8%)
- UK RPI Ex Mort Int. Payments (Y/Y) Mar: 12.6% (est 12.5%; prev 12.9%)

[Anonymous No.54649987]

>>54649921
There was a time a few years ago when I could honestly say I'd done more time inside than out on the street. I gave up crime after my last stint though so now I just NEET and trade stocks all day

[Anonymous No.54649988]

>>54649969
Already balls deep in crypto and gold, if we get a hard correction before I report to prison I might go UPRO and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.54649991]

>>54649966
F

[Anonymous No.54649999]

>>54649969
I still cherish this webm to this day and I appreciate that somebody edited the footage. The time I spent off my meds was a lot of fun

[Anonymous No.54650002]

>>54649971
>>54649986
I think I see the problem here.

[Anonymous No.54650003]

>>54649987
You deserve jailtime for having saved picrel.

[Anonymous No.54650010]

>>54650002
Yeah, they are MAINTAINING stability. But the wrong kind of maintaining.

[Anonymous No.54650019]

>>54650010
I'm not sure I want to know what -6% real rates maintain.

[Anonymous No.54650023]

My only hope is that the economic crisis gets bad enough that this corrupt government is forced to stop rigging and give up control in 2024.

[Anonymous No.54650024]

>>54650003
Naw man, I downloaded it, I'm going to send it to my girlfriend in the morning. Thanks for the UK CPI numbers. They must be freaking out.

[Anonymous No.54650025]

>>54649986
Is this sticky?

[Anonymous No.54650027]

>>54650025
Is that that Bailey Dolphin girl?

[Anonymous No.54650028]

>>54649999
Checked
>>54650000

[Anonymous No.54650030]

>>54650025
Sticky icky

Look at AEX (Netherlands). Looks like investors not happy with ASML:

[Anonymous No.54650037]

>>54650025
It's such a waste that belle delphine not only hates sex, but shes terrible at it as well.

[Anonymous No.54650043]

>>54649986
>>54649971
Top kek
Bongs are absolute animals. PM is a jeet. London has been paki majority for a time now. Lower standard of living. Less purchasing power than yurop. I've heard from anglos that england is a combination of US&Yurop, but it seems its combination of the worse of each kek.

[Anonymous No.54650052]

>>54650027
Yeah, I would tape my face to her fartbox and spend 36 hours eating her ass (after she has fasted for 24 hours, of course)

[Anonymous No.54650053]

>>54649971
noone gives a shit about that third world country

[Anonymous No.54650058]

[Anonymous No.54650059]

Anybody else thinking about going long IWC? I feel like micro caps are about to pamp

[Anonymous No.54650061]

>>54650043
Some UK bro needs to host my visit so I can see the based norf in person. It's on my bucket list

[Anonymous No.54650068]

>>54650037
No woman hates sex, she just hasn't been raped yet

[Anonymous No.54650070]

>>54649901
If you aren't financing your Dominos with a 10yr fixed rate, you're behind the curve.

[Anonymous No.54650078]

>>54650037
The guy she was with was terrible aswell. I could be sick from the coof and I'll outsex the dude

[Anonymous No.54650084]

>>54650043
Yeah. Their housing is fucked, Their budget is fucked. Their currency is devaluing hard. I don't understand the Burgers here crying over their currency becoming worthless. Their currency was at an ATH last year in September. It bashed Euro and Pound.like never before.

And NATGAS is now trying to grow again, which will increase costs for power and heating in the following months again.

[Anonymous No.54650132]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54650154]

Hang Seng getting obliterated chinaman btfo

[Anonymous No.54650162]

HEERE SWANNY SWANNY SWANNY
HERE SWANNY
COME GET YOUR DINNER

[Anonymous No.54650169]

>>54650061
>norf FC bong
They are almost extinct rocker. Its all jeets and pakis now. Take a look at goggle streets. Its ogre. Plus I don't think you'll enjoy heathrow airport. The wagies are all <5' jeets/pakis who don't seem to speak english, and when they do its with a thick jeet/paki accent along with the shitty bong one. You can't understand them and you can't get close to them to hear as they all fucking smell to spices&shit. Heathrow was a 0/10 experience.
The bong woman I met during the flight was a true norf FC wife. Red as a tomato from her trip to Costa Rica.

[Anonymous No.54650242]

>>54650070
I called, I made an order like 3 years ago, it's still following me. Now I got debt collectors saying "Bitch, you didn't pay for your pizza, did you" now Domino's is hiring these dudes, but I didn't do it. It was my girlfriend at the time.

It wasn't even my girlfriend at the time. She hacked my grubhub and now I've ruined my life

[Anonymous No.54650298]

>>54649224
>what's the fang equivalent? whos the big tech in europe?
literally nothing lol

[Anonymous No.54650302]

So we all agree right? UK data is bullish and UK will pump today.... I fuckin swear if it pumps today I will shove a cucumber up my arse and beat myself to death with it
Then again, since UK index (like DAX and many other european indices) comprises low P/E value stocks, the high inflation yields better earnings and profits since the consumer ends up paying for it all... so it actually is kinda bullish for the stocks

[Anonymous No.54650310]

Accounting for the wild swings in the value of the dollar, the US market has been eternally crabbing for a year and a half. When does it end bros?

[Anonymous No.54650320]

>>54650242
you motherfucker posting my webm when I was just about to, fucking nigger thief fuck you

[Anonymous No.54650322]

>>54650310
Never, it's the new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.54650332]

>>54650322
this AI is controlling the slow and steady demolition, shorts are the only play.

[Anonymous No.54650341]

>>54650310
When they pause

[Anonymous No.54650345]

>>54650242
>bass pro shop hats
no better indicator of what absolute sheep gen z are

[Anonymous No.54650357]

>>54650345
>bass pro shop hat
>has never been fishing in their life

[Anonymous No.54650362]

>>54649750
>>Europeans are the biggest faggots on the planet. Their economy is stagnant, they gave up their guns

Guns allow weak men to feel powerful. It's anti-natural, thus liberal. All the atheist liberal revolutions were due to the peasants having guns. And that's since the 1800s. Learn history, and not from CNN.

History went to shit when guns were used. It's a fact. Real men used swords, but with guns the peasants felt they were knights and this removed the boundary between the alpha aristocracy with the beta men.

You own a gun? then you are a liberal. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54650375]

>>54650310
Day traders will feast, investors will pull their money out and invest in Japan, Korea, Inda, China, Brazil.

[Anonymous No.54650394]

>>54650362
>You own a gun? then you are a liberal. Simple as.
kek

[Anonymous No.54650396]

>>54650362
>Real men used swords
You could go back even further and say that real men only used their physical strength, i.e. their arms. Only fags use swords or other such tools since they are too weak by themselves.
Don't be a fag, bro

[Anonymous No.54650397]

>>54650332
>shorts are the only play.
yes, but for day trades. Embrace the red crab

[Anonymous No.54650401]

>>54650397
>but for day trades
that's what I meant

[Anonymous No.54650417]

>>54648750
Kek this. I sorely found out recently and was limited heavily due to being a neet for most of 2022. Sucksthat it doesn't tell you, I almost tossed in 6k or whatever the limit was. Idk what would've happened if I did. 2023 is looking like a repeat so far. I cant believe im sticking it in one, feels like im just admitting defeat.

[Anonymous No.54650453]

>>54650397
I changed my investment strat from 70 SPY 30 VTUS, to 70 VTUS 30 SPY last week because they are inverse of each other anf international markets were already set to have more growth than the SP500.

[Anonymous No.54650459]

>>54650453
*VXUS

[Anonymous No.54650466]

>>54649224
OVHCloud, Proton Inc

[Anonymous No.54650489]

>>54650375
India especially :)

[Anonymous No.54650492]

>>54650453
lol short term t-bills for the next several months for me.

[Anonymous No.54650514]

>>54650362
Oh? Listen to this song and understand that right wing hamchads run this shit chud...

Imagine being european.. lol. lmao even...

https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4
https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4
https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4

[Anonymous No.54650516]

>>54650492
I really want to invest in US t bills directly
how foreigners can invest?

[Anonymous No.54650526]

>>54649901
I figured this has been happening for a while now, except I suspect a lot of them are also using it for fun stuff. Suspect this will eventually break the camels back.

[Anonymous No.54650532]

>>54650492
>bailing out Yellen when republicans are threatening to prevent another debt ceiling increase (that they will agree to after posturing to their voter base)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALBKFB280m

[Anonymous No.54650534]

What about bonds?

[Anonymous No.54650538]

>>54649966
Really?

[Anonymous No.54650553]

>>54650532
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6-XGqylMi4

[Anonymous No.54650559]

>>54650532
>>54650553
lel you are youtube banned

[Anonymous No.54650560]

futures

[Anonymous No.54650564]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54650572]

>pre-market
https://youtu.be/E6-XGqyIMi4
>open-til power hour
https://youtu.be/sySlY1XKlhM
>10 minutes before close
https://youtu.be/z8ZqFlw6hYg

anyone else feel like this for the last month?

[Anonymous No.54650587]

>>54650362
Sick burn dude

[Anonymous No.54650600]

>>54650572
>Raining Blood
Nah, I prefer to Reign Blood.

[Anonymous No.54650632]

I'M NEVER GONNA STOP THE RAININ' FROM COMPLAININ' BECAUSE I AM FREEEeeeEE

[Anonymous No.54650638]

Why is VIX so high if S&P500 is down almost nothing?

[Anonymous No.54650649]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54650661]

>>54650649
scrumptious

[Anonymous No.54650671]

>>54650649
>NEETS when they find out what their crypto is worth

[putsRnotDaWae No.54650679]

Imagine still being bearish after a recession happened last year and the golden bullrun just started.

[Anonymous No.54650691]

>>54650679
>thinking that last year was the recession
The ramifications are just coming to bear.

[Anonymous No.54650693]

Any sites that allow me to compare the financials of different companies side by side? I dont like having multiple pages open to compare financials.

Does trading view even have this abiity?

[Anonymous No.54650702]

>>54650693
seeking alpha, but you have to pay $99 a year with a promocode.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54650707]

>>54650691
Bears cannot catch a fucking break this earnings season . NFLX down 10% shot straight up into green territory.

Every big company reports we get closer to proving the bull thesis and final nail in the coffin.

Earnings bottomed 4Q
Recession was last year
Market as always bottomed before earnings in June, and bears completely missed it
We will NEVER EVER see 3800 again.

[Anonymous No.54650726]

>>54650707
house of cards, it has to crash but it will be soft landing at this rate for a longer time. I don't care about your shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54650737]

>>54650649
Financially speaking perianal hematoma is a collection of blood underneath the skin around your anus that can cause pain and swelling. Treatment: Use ice, take ibuprofen or acetaminophen, apply a warm compress. More serious conditions: Anal fissure: An abrasion or tear in your anus that causes pain when you poop. Can be caused by constipation or diarrhea. Treatment: Avoid constipation by drinking more fluids and eating more fiber-rich foods, apply a warm compress. Prolapsed disc/fecal impaction: A protrusion of feces into your colon that can cause pain when you poop. Can be caused by constipation or inactivity. Treatment: Eat more high-fiber foods like fruits and vegetables, drink fluids, take laxative. Anal sex: If you've recently had anal sex, there is a risk of getting an STD like herpes or HPV from your partner that can cause pain in the weeks following contact. Treatment: Use lubricant during sex, get tested for STDs if you think you may have caught one. Anal fistula: A small pouch or tunnel between your colon and skin around your anus that causes pain when you poop. Can be caused by Crohn's disease or diabetes. Treatment: Medication to shrink the pouch, surgery if there are no results after 6 months. Rectal prolapse: When your rectum slips back into your colon and causes pain when you poop. Can be caused by pregnancy/childbirth or weakened pelvic floor muscles due to aging. Treatment: Medication, surgery. Hemorrhoids: Swollen veins in your anus that can cause pain when you poop. Can be caused by constipation, straining during bowel movements, or pregnancy/childbirth. Treatment: Eat more fiber-rich foods like fruits and vegetables, increase fluids, take laxative if there are no results

[Anonymous No.54650739]

>>54650702
Do you have a membership? Is it worth it? Is it a lot of worthless fake analysts spewing nonsense / pumping crap or is it a good source of info and searching / researching?

I honestly may purchase a plan as a treat for myself.

[Anonymous No.54650743]

>>54650707
childish mindset, you will get to feel the pain shortly and it will shape your outlook on future events.

[Anonymous No.54650754]

>>54650702
>>54650693
how hard could it be to write something that scrapes those fields and displays it on a single page

not doing it tho, don't have the same disability regarding having 2 web pages open at once

[Anonymous No.54650766]

>>54650739
I don't long stocks, I day trade penny stocks to put more money into my vanguard portfolio until the market decides if it wants to rise on hopium or crash.

[Anonymous No.54650774]

>>54650538
Yes.

[putsRnotDaWae No.54650775]

>>54650726
This is pure delusion

AHAHAHAHA this is the richest psychological self-projection I have ever seen.

Yes I am the deluded one even though everything I say actually comes true. Meanwhile every week you say we're going to hit new lows.

Just recently you said we're going to have 50 bps again. Never fucking happened. Let's just sweep that under the rug and pretend it was never said.

APRIL WILL BE A BLOODBATH and new lows!!!! Can't wait till that remindme comes in.

It's truly pathetic and sad.

When my predictions actually stop coming true, I'll stop repeating them and take my licks. Until then, I'm just providing useful advice to all. The recession ended, new bull market has already begun. But even if it isn't DCA is just smart and responsible.

BUT BUT MUH Fed said recession is coming!!! Stop taking the world at face value and learn to read between the lines.

Market is down only 25%!!! How about in real terms?

QE was large!!! You're so damn close to realizing that the balance sheet barely shrank. Not sure why you can't connect the last few dots.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=12Ch8

[Anonymous No.54650791]

>>54650242
That webm is gay (very gay), but not nearly as gay as this market.

[Anonymous No.54650792]

>>54650775
>AHAHAHHAA
>reddit spacing
if you wanna prove something, post your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.54650793]

>>54650679
>bulls on smg: it is not a recession!
>bulls on smg: it was a recession but its over!
Just how much copium do you guys have? I never see most of you post your portfolios either.

[Anonymous No.54650806]

>>54650774
How long they tossing you in jail? What kinda jail? You sticking anything into stocks or just leaving it as cash? Any fears, jail or stock related?

[Anonymous No.54650812]

>>54650564
What does this mean? Is this the internet rate on government borrowings?

[putsRnotDaWae No.54650826]

>>54650793
It was a recession and it happened last year, nobody ever claimed it wasn't a recession. We had 2 quarters of negative GDP which is a recession. I'm a Biden supporter and will be voting for him again, but he absolutely tried to redefine recession and we absolutely had a recession.

[Anonymous No.54650830]

>>54650693
iexcloud has an api you can use if you know python or something
https://iexcloud.io/documentation/using-core-data.html

[Anonymous No.54650833]

>>54650826
Biden administration redefined what a recession was, and said it was not a recession. Sorry you racist MAGAtard but last year was a bull market.

[Anonymous No.54650845]

>>54650812
Money is going into MMF for a while cuz it pays the highest yield, there is not enough 1 and 2 month treasuries on the market. Yellen hasn't done a large auction for t-bills and the RRF has position limits.
Which is why the 1 month is only 3.9%

[Anonymous No.54650847]

>>54648937
giant tax farm for the established elite
remember to file them correctly, don't miss any details

[Anonymous No.54650853]

who up, playin with they U-238 right now?

[Anonymous No.54650861]

>>54650833
>supply chain completely in chaos for three years
>trade with china grind to a hault
>polarization of economic zones
>heh bull markey incoming incels!
Gotta love stupid young peoples optimism

[Anonymous No.54650879]

what stocks r u guys holding for 10 years now that the recession is over

[putsRnotDaWae No.54650882]

>>54650879
NVIDIA, will be the first 10T market cap company.

[Anonymous No.54650902]

>>54650853
me nigga

[Anonymous No.54650903]

>>54650879
MCFNF I bought 3,200 stock at 0.32 cents and it's now worth $18.52 and pays 5.4% divies.

[Anonymous No.54650907]

>>54650882
i think it will go higher because of AI

[Anonymous No.54650974]

>>54650902
I think we bought the bottom if '24 is the time to starts negotiating for 2025 and beyond they will surely start soon to preemptively get supply ready and many companies already raised a shit load of money at the highs of 2021. im ready to glow anon

[Anonymous No.54650996]

>>54650974
nato will go to limited nuclear war for ukraine, they liteally have no toher choice than to lose infuence of 3/4th of the world and give it to their opponents.

[Anonymous No.54650997]

If VIX is ~20 and SPY ~4150, what does that mean? You should know this...

[Anonymous No.54651019]

>>54650974
it is literally our turn

[Anonymous No.54651029]

>>54650997
banks are dying, small businesses can't get loans, commercial real-estate is insolvent, the most retarded administration that could be conceived somehow is in charge of the most powerful nation in known history. Well I am predicting a bull run because I like dicks inside of my asshole (preferably black dicks) and I am a self-professed genius. I also moved my $200 dollars allowance from the banks and bought bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54651056]

>>54650649
not funny man. Who is the sick cunt who's leaking these images. That is not something you want to see. And if you do, you are psychologically ill (exception is movies, where it's fake)

[putsRnotDaWae No.54651058]

>>54651029
You didn't green text, which means you look like that and you say that.

[Anonymous No.54651066]

>>54651058
that's literally me, green texting would be condescending to myself.

[Anonymous No.54651073]

>>54650996
it would take godzilla smashing a coastal japanese town to bits to stop the uranium run. any future happenings are, dare I say, priced in. as far as ukraine goes its over already no one cares russia sucks at fighting and the GAE has hella weapons its over

[Anonymous No.54651138]

What's a t-bill ETF which gives yield while principal stays the same? I just want to collect that sweet yield.

[Anonymous No.54651146]

>>54651138
BIL, but you should buy T-bills directly through your bank.

[Anonymous No.54651170]

>>54650043
>I've heard from anglos that england is a combination of US&Yurop, but it seems its combination of the worse of each kek.
yup, pretty much. anyone with enough money and any sense should be looking to get the hell out of here (i am lacking the first part currently)

[Anonymous No.54651192]

What the fuck is going on with BBBY why is it moving crazy af in premarket? Seems like a calculated scam

[Anonymous No.54651195]

>>54651192
idiot tax

[Anonymous No.54651200]

Can't this fuckin market drop in a straight line? made profits with shorting BMW, then I reopened, now again in the red, because I couldn't wait 20 more minutes, ffs.

Their sales will totally suck, this shit gotta go back to 90 at least.

[Anonymous No.54651201]

>>54651195
It’s making a lot of idiots rich. I thought I was smart to stay tf away from it

[Anonymous No.54651216]

>>54651146
I'm dirty ESL

[Anonymous No.54651218]

>>54651201
it's making smart people rich by getting bagholders to pump the price of a dead business stock.

[Anonymous No.54651220]

>>54651200
How about u stop gambling like a retard and actually start making money

[Anonymous No.54651223]

>>54651216
BIL then

[Anonymous No.54651225]

The fuck is going on everything is dumping

[Anonymous No.54651230]

>>54651218
Making .50 cent calls go up like 200000% all you needed to do was play the momentum even like yesterday

[Anonymous No.54651232]

I was 99% sure intuitive surgical was going to pump, yet didn't buy.
Why am I such a low-T, bros?

[Anonymous No.54651241]

>>54651230
did you? you must be rich af rn fr

[Anonymous No.54651247]

>>54651241
Hell no I didn’t

[Anonymous No.54651257]

>>54651241
Hi elon.

[Anonymous No.54651259]

For me its low cost all-word etfs.

[Anonymous No.54651262]

>>54651220
Wtf do you even mean by this vague answer? What am I supposed to extract out of it and learn? Could you be more specific?

[Anonymous No.54651287]

>>54651247
I would invest 50 cents for a 200000% gain every day of the week.

[Anonymous No.54651291]

>>54651223
Ain't SGOV better?

[Anonymous No.54651299]

>>54651291
do your own due diligence

[Anonymous No.54651305]

>>54650649
What am I looking at here

[Anonymous No.54651313]

>>54651305
a toll for burning coal. it was paid in full.

[Anonymous No.54651321]

>>54650693
Bloomberg Terminal

[Anonymous No.54651327]

Eurozone CPI (Y/Y) Mar F: 6.9% (est 6.9%; prev 6.9%)
- Eurozone CPI (M/M) Mar F: 0.9% (est 0.9%; prev 0.9%)
- Eurozone CPI Core (Y/Y) Mar F: 5.7% (est 5.7%; prev 5.6%)
- Eurozone CPI Core (M/M) Mar F: 1.3% (est 1.2%; prev 1.2%)

LMAO higher core CPI, gj ECB

[Anonymous No.54651337]

>>54651327
fuckin whole data is wrong. faggots from livesquawk

previous CPI y/Y was 8,6%

[Anonymous No.54651342]

>>54650693
ahhh fellow PBR chad, if you have enough money get a seekingalpha subscription, it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.54651370]

>>54651342
if you can't afford a seeking alpha subscription the OP links should help you get close.

[Anonymous No.54651393]

>>54651201
You have to be really lucky to get on a BBBY pump. Pick a wrong day to hop on and you're gonna end up a bagholder

[Anonymous No.54651439]

>>54651370
He's looking for someone to give him a get rich quick stock and doesn't want to learn how to research individual stocks. I recommend MCFNF.

[Anonymous No.54651455]

>>54651299
https://googlethatforyou.com/?q=that's+retarded&t=lmddgtfy&kae=-1

[Anonymous No.54651469]

>>54651455
if you wanna gamble you should learn the rules to the game, if you want tips on gambling here we will give you the best advice you can find on the internet.

[Anonymous No.54651471]

the only underlying that makes people rich quick is KO
quick is relative

[Anonymous No.54651478]

Impressive how shitty inflation data has no effect anymore on indices. Even oil is more volatile towards rate hikes now.

[Anonymous No.54651485]

>>54651478
>democrat president going ino an election year
no surprising at all.

[Anonymous No.54651496]

>>54651327
more like 69

[Anonymous No.54651519]

>>54651496
Actually true. I said it several times. I bought 20kg plates, 2x20 for 73 Euros prepandemic (in 2019). Now 1x20 is for 70-75. Yes, I bough them on a bargain/deal (some percentage off), but 2x20 was 80-90 in 2019. Now 2x20 will be 140-150.

[Anonymous No.54651523]

>>54651469
>tips on gambling
purely original tips available here

[Anonymous No.54651528]

>>54651478
>Impressive how shitty inflation data has no effect anymore on indices
It has. High inflation = indices going up.

[Anonymous No.54651550]

>>54651029
>I like dicks inside of my asshole (preferably black dicks)
are you a girl?

[Anonymous No.54651571]

>>54650902
seriously though I need all the pepes
like this pic
source plzz

[Anonymous No.54651608]

>>54651571

[Anonymous No.54651631]

>>54650853
imagine if someone put a small stone of U in the vagina

[Anonymous No.54651658]

>>54650649
delete this shit

[Anonymous No.54651662]

>>54651439
>>54651469
I want to learn the rules of the game and how to see trends. I’m not asking for a get rich quick spot because just by lurking here I know I’ll get shit posts lol

[Anonymous No.54651673]

>>54651662
then why you're here?
go to investopedia

[Anonymous No.54651712]

>>54651662
seek Bogle nigga, there is no trend, people with fancy strategies only get heemed

[Anonymous No.54651728]

Not to be that guy, but why are we crashing on no news?

[Anonymous No.54651733]

>>54651571
The pepes are too strong for you traveler

[Anonymous No.54651743]

>>54651728
Because Joe Biden is still president.

[Anonymous No.54651757]

>BBBY
goddammit I should have bought

[Anonymous No.54651767]

Short the market to zero then buy a foreclosed home in cash.

[Anonymous No.54651794]

>>54651528
GOLDCOMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54651813]

Do I need to understand futures to trade stocks?

[Anonymous No.54651820]

>>54651673
I do. But from my experience lurking other topics the people posting here are entertaining and sometimes have insights that you won’t see elsewhere for better or worse.
>>54651712
Well that’s good advice to lol

[Anonymous No.54651822]

>>54651662
Study the cash VIX term structure. Then learn the mysteries of implied volatility and the smile. After that delve into the arcane high yield credit spread lore. Spend thousands of hours poring over equity charts looking for the patterns between the aforementioned volatility and bond spreads, and the equity price action. The enlightenment you seek will only come after you have pondered these things a sufficient length of time and not less. Most are unwilling to put in the effort hence why most traders lose money. The choice is yours

[Anonymous No.54651823]

>>54651757
Why are people buying

[Anonymous No.54651889]

>>54651823
>asking why meme stocks move
Maybe they think bbby is gonna get bought out

[Anonymous No.54651892]

>>54651757
MOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.54651914]

>>54651823
How tf are people buying when the market is closed?

[Anonymous No.54651936]

>>54651914
Sorry goy, Jewish hours only right now. You can buy in a few hours after we're done pumping the price in premarket

[Anonymous No.54651970]

>>54651914
>not placing orders before anybody else
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54652010]

>>54651813
No. In fact you don't have to understand stocks to trade stocks

[Anonymous No.54652020]

NEXT
>>54652018
>>54652018
>>54652018

[Anonymous No.54652037]

>>54651914
I could even buy, living in germany. Finanzen Zero as broker works. Maybe Trade Republic (don't wanna log in) and others too. Spread is usually different premarket though.

[Anonymous No.54652049]

>VIX RISING
RED DILDOS RAIN NIGGAS
https://youtu.be/FkLTwX0duY4

[Anonymous No.54652476]

>>54648733

[Anonymous No.54653299]

[Anonymous No.54654229]

FRC is literally free money