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>Educational sites:

>Financial TV Streams:




>Pre-Market and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:




>> No.54641793
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>> No.54641795

dow 0% kek algos

>> No.54641801

i wonder how much money has been lost by listening to mike wilson

>> No.54641800
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Best fitness-related stocks?

>> No.54641819

Wtf is this, DAX moving up aftermarket. I see the aftermarket charrts of the heaviest dax constituents and they aren't even rising anymore. WHAT IS PUMPING THE DAX PRICE UP WHEN THE STOCKS AREN'T PUMPING?

>> No.54641820

Crab market general

>> No.54641842
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also remember dax is one of the few common that include dividends. most indecies like spy you need to look at sp tr to compare

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>> No.54641846

Someone’s buying the futures. They can disconnect from the underlying stocks temporarily but not much I guess

>> No.54641858
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early bakers have small cocks

>> No.54641872
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>He still hasn't figured it out
Nobody tell him guys

>> No.54641877

i like when my tech looks like a big fat pump
just like my women

>> No.54641891
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Unironically MNST

>> No.54641892

I know, but it's not dividend day.

>> No.54641911

>muh DAX pump

>> No.54641933
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>posting about other men's wieners

>> No.54641934

It's not about the pump itself, about the disconnected seeming pump. As if DAX was a detached entity.

I mean, compared to CAC, DAX is mild.

>> No.54641947
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The market is dead. What killed it?

>> No.54641955
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I'm all in on BUG (The Charles Schwab Corporation)

>> No.54641972
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I got BTFO in 2022 and I had above average starting capital. I don't think the average bobo has the endurance to withstand the constant attacks from snibs and his gang of retarded mumus

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>> No.54641984

I did. Sorry guys.

>> No.54641986

fucking faggot baker baking way too early, i hope OP gets cancer of the fucking prostate and loses his ability to get a boner, so he becomes transgender and gets his face put on a coors light can.

>> No.54641999
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Peak trading background noise

>> No.54642002
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CJJD is a Chinese company that wholesales pharma drugs or something. It’s beaten down like 80%. Is it a yoke buy a right now?

>> No.54642005

Baggie you ever been pegged?

>> No.54642006

He's getting smaller every day in the ground

>> No.54642008

now THATS a baggie post.

>> No.54642018

anal sex is for people like op

>> No.54642027

My balls hang lower but only because I'm old now.

>> No.54642039

thread theme

>> No.54642041
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are you ready to GLOW?
>oppenheimer finale is the most watched television series of 2023
>retail floods into uranium sector
>spot price hits $75 USD
>energy suppliers reneg for longterm uranium contracts for 2025
>uranium has 20k calories and in low doses acts as an antioxident
>2024 uranium sector booms, again
>states need energy, people need cheap source of energy
>2025 John Borschoff becomes head of the FDA
>2026 uranium is legalized as a food supplement
>every american household eats a milligram of uranium ore once every month. 30% of energy supply is nuclear based
you bought the dip didnt you?

>> No.54642052

Better get on top of that, I do about 1500 ball-lifts a day

>> No.54642072

BOIL and UVXY are to match
the end is here proshares

>> No.54642083

>are you ready to GLOW?
I bought CCJ and NXE calls this morning. So you better be fucking right.

>> No.54642088

me too but it's cool cos my wife likes being teabagged and feeling em slap when we do doggy so the lower the better

>> No.54642091

i hope i bought my ai stock at its lowest today.

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Net change by EOD will be less than 0.5%

>> No.54642103

Piana because of the pump or the silicone (valley)?

>> No.54642159
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WGMI. its getting close its either 1 more big dump or we are at the bottom before a run

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Boy, these threads are slooooooooooooow

>> No.54642196

Requesting bobo hopium cases

>> No.54642199

the democrat party

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right w/ left tits

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>> No.54642239

wtf; is AI already becoming worse? I saw way better ones weeks ago. Their hands also were fucked up, but they looked a lot more realistic.

>> No.54642249

More bobo hopium

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>> No.54642273

how can I get a dreamjob from those two

>> No.54642289
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It's priced in. Right after the minutes came out announcing it the market pumped into it's current levels. Boy would I love to grab some more cheap VOO and VTI but I have a feeling the gap is filled and outside a major catastrophe we won't be dropping below October lows for a while.

>> No.54642294

there are no bulls left just 0dte niggers

>> No.54642306

Same. Based sex hungry wives.
WAGMI. Dangling ball sack and all.

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>> No.54642321

why people soo much love 0dte options?
what's the concept behind it?

>> No.54642338

>Recession priced in
>That's why NVDA and other risk stocks did huge numbers in Q1
Your IQ is no greater than 0

>> No.54642348

its like asking why people love stealing catalytic converters, the problem is in the use of the word 'people'

>> No.54642361

> Your going to pay me $25 betting that SPY will go down 4% in 5 hours ? ok thanks

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Why would our recession hurt a foreign stock when the AI boom is dependent on that company. You can't even see the forest for the trees and you want to call me a retard.

>> No.54642378

free money from the same people who buy scratch offs.

>> No.54642389

ok then how these options got liquidity?

>> No.54642395
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Someone red pill me on the debt ceiling
Seems like a big nothingburger

>> No.54642400

wow mp got fucked, cant fight the neodymium prices
dont ever smoke weed, dont ever play video games they make you retarded like me

>> No.54642415

So the real estate and commercial markets will fuck up and shit like AMZN could dump soon?


>> No.54642434

its another arbitrary micromanagement poison pill that congress has to make their lives seem worth more than their blood and organs. this time the risk of default is more like 1% when otherwise it would be like 0.1%

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do not question mutt capital, he is your intellectual superior. also ignore march

>> No.54642455

Dad works for Nintendo

>> No.54642457

Why don't you just pay your debts? Everybody tells Greece to pay their debts. Meanwhile the allegedly greatest country in the world can't pay their ever increasing debt and the only thing that saves them is constantly shifting the goalpost.

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I shorted the Nasdump this morning at 13141-13175 and closed at 13079. I'm riding with the snibbs. Just don't get snibbed, it's that simple.

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>> No.54642474

had black coffee and two slices raisin toast brekkie
just had a hard boiled egg for mid-morning snack

>> No.54642477

checked and dudeweedpilled

>> No.54642487
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How antisemitic

>> No.54642494

>tfw I shorted VIX futures yesterday but only on my paper account because I thought it was retarded to do this with VIX <18

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Did that one anon who bet all his rent money on SPY calls make it or an hero?

>> No.54642506

td has that commercial with those Jewish women now. they are cool up to $50 as long as you immediately pay it back.

>> No.54642516

single mothers are subhumans

>> No.54642518

that was a shill

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>> No.54642533
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Seriously? As if this general isn't complete dogshit in it's current state, the one interesting poster is a fucking shill?!

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This tbqh

>> No.54642541

50 bucks is the new Andrew Jackson bill. Gas is now $5/gallon.

>> No.54642546

I don't feel gains or losses anymore.

>> No.54642581

Historically the nation run by the man on the left would be conquered by the nation of the man on the right

>> No.54642580

why is VIX so low

>> No.54642587
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Im thinking of investing in renewable energy .we will necessarily have a transitional period cuz we will run out of oil

>> No.54642590

Anybody who uses a paper towel to blot the grease on their pizza is a massive faggot and should be beaten. God, lanklets are insufferable.

>> No.54642593
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When will chick fil a go public?

>> No.54642594

their stock is being subsidized by the Fed
>Error: You must wait 2 minutes 12 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

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>> No.54642604

fatties seething

>> No.54642611

I bought some NEE. The real trick is that they have nat gas inside their electric stuff in a separate legal entity. So i get rigs drilling and solar/nukes and such.

>> No.54642615
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Because we are planning to inflate our debt away.
>other countries hold our debt
>we are reserve global
>theoretically they could dedollarize causing hyper inflation as dollars return
>hyper inflation makes our debt worthless as well as all US debt worthless overnight
>Debt crisis is solved as we pay all our debt off with worthless money
>Global depression as the main consumer country is now buying up billions of goods with green toilet paper as we lock down the country and call back our navy and armies to sure up the homefront
>10 years later the US reemerges as a stronger power then before after a decade of soul searching and hyper low taxes
>everyone else seething because the US stopped protecting them and left them to get raped by China economically
>US and China brofist as Best Friends forever of the Pacific reassert their trade partnerships
>Yuropoors seethe endlessly

Basically China, Japan and the US could pull the mother of all pranks on a bunch of 3rd world countries like Russia, Germany, France and Britain... oh I am sorry Developing Nations is the politically correct term.

>> No.54642622

>In n Out burger and milkshake
Can you even blame the man?

>> No.54642623

If this meme was smart it would be shitting on the fed, the institutions just follow what they do

>> No.54642627

There have been a lot of VPN samefags on the bullish side.

>> No.54642631

That Jew really has a boner for that female gorilla?

>> No.54642639

>was up 10%
>now up 1%
boring market as usual

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>> No.54642665

How come in the first segment the faggot is holding the pizza with his hand, and then in the last segment he's wearing a rubber glove while holding the pizza? He's a big fat faggot phony.

>> No.54642681
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It reminds me of you frankly
>race mixer

>> No.54642687

>that last ass grab fingering her shithole

>> No.54642693

If you're eating greasy pizza in the first place, you've already lost.

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>> No.54642698

First of all I'm no longer Jewish.
Secondly I'm not a manlet.
Finally my gookfu is an Aryan.

Do the opposite of keeping yourself safe.

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just a few profits
that's all that i dreamed
but instead today
i only got heemed

>> No.54642714

>10 years later the US reemerges as a stronger power then before
kek, you won't be able to defend Taiwan.You will hate China, no brofist, and you won't be able to stop it. You might even not really interfere with soldiers. Why would an american soldier want to die for Taiwan? To protect microchip supplies? LMAO, that's more pathetic than for oil.

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>race mixer
W-what's wrong with race mixing?
t. guy who is asking for a bud

>> No.54642732

How polite of China to allow TSM to finish its Arizona plant before taking over Taiwan.

>> No.54642735

Should have shorted Netherlands. If you want to short EU, go for NL instead of france or germany or UK which acts about equally retarded

>> No.54642741

Convince me not to play Netflix options into earnings todayv

>> No.54642748

about right, but bonier and vainier

>> No.54642766
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You mean West China? Yeah Taiwan will be fucked in the ass but it won't be our problem. In 10 years we won't remember Taiwan was a thing. I think you misunderstand Hyperinflation is a US for themselves scenario. If it happens it won't matter. The US WILL start making their own semis hell maybe even full conductors.

You are really small balling this whole thing.

>> No.54642771

Just dropping in to laugh at you mumu trannies
peace hoes

>> No.54642780

You can't sell them after hours if that's what you're planning

>> No.54642785

Everyone knows mix raced children are the cutest. Just don't mix races with the negro or the sand negresses.

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>> No.54642792

I'm impressed by your ability to identify me.

>> No.54642802
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Anons...should I be shorting pharma stocks right now? what the fuck is this.


>> No.54642804

What news is the market waiting for? It's perfectly crabbing right now.

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Why did you post some mutt when you could have posted a proud White American the pride of our nation.

>> No.54642818

>I'm not a manlet
Listen baggot I give you a lot of shit and tend to make stuff up about you a lot, but one thing is certifiably true, you are 5'5" on a good day.

>> No.54642832

It's starting.

>> No.54642837

I wish the site that the yields maid uses updated more frequently.

>> No.54642846
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How's it hangin bobros?

>> No.54642852
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Where are you bobos holding your uninvested cash?

>> No.54642853

my DKNG calls are fucking PRINTING

>> No.54642854
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Seems like a good time to take some profit.

>> No.54642857

If I was 5'5" my gookfu would be taller than me at 5'8", but she's not taller than me so therefor that's just more shit you've made up about me.

>> No.54642867

VMFXX you big dummy. six figures worth
>inb4 trannies say it's uninsured

>> No.54642871

I'll throw it in any woman that's hot and thick.
are you telling me you find one more attractive than the other? because that's gay af anon

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>it's uninsured

>> No.54642885

fine i guess

>> No.54642895

a shill for what?

>> No.54642905

to the left

>> No.54642911
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I know the mind of a lanklet. There is a sort of miserable crankiness to a lanklet. They're hungry, they know they're hungry, but they starve themselves in an attempt to "own the hamchads". Any lanklet I've ever seen eat looks like they are in pain as they're eating. As if consuming food us torture. All starving yourself does is make you a better candidate to be a qt trap, and makes your bussy that much easier to obtain.

>> No.54642933

I just went ahead and started moving mine back to Robinhood and going to do the 4.4% once I get it all there.

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>> No.54642947

I really don't wanna make a plebbit account, but i wanna talk about blackjack that board lol

>> No.54642956

Why won't the recession fucking start already? How are people still paying their debts. Why is unemployment still not going up? I know it takes 9 to 12 months to see the effects of interest rates in the real economy but we've gone up so quickly one would expect by now that something would fail. How are companies still profitable

>> No.54642957

Difficult for kids to find organ donors
Nature and nurture from divergent paths cause identity stress and mental illness
If you're White you're washing your genetics down the drain

>> No.54642965

>How are people still paying their debts
I believe it's called chattel debt slavery

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Locked in 4.4ish for 15 months.
Its not 5%, and I'll probably miss the bottom, but I need to make up some of the buying power I lost to inflation.

>> No.54642979

>there are people ITT that didnt load up on DKNG calls

stay poor

>> No.54642981
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She's just doing that clever thing where you put your knees in your shoes to appear smaller. Baggot it's ok, like three quarters of this general are manlets. You're not alone.

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Kill (((baggie))). Behead (((baggie))). Roundhouse kick (((baggie))) into the concrete. Slam dunk a (((baggie))) hapa baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy (((baggie))). Defecate in (((baggie's))) food. Launch (((baggie))) into the sun. Stir fry (((baggie))) in a wok. Toss (((baggie))) into active volcanoes. Urinate into a (((baggie's))) gas tank. Judo throw (((baggie))) into a wood chipper. Twist (((baggie's))) heads off. Report (((baggie))) to the IRS. Karate chop (((baggie))) in half. Curb stomp (((baggie's))) pregnant gookfu. Trap (((baggie))) in quicksand. Crush (((baggie))) in the trash compactor. Liquefy (((baggie))) in a vat of acid. Eat (((baggie))). Dissect (((baggie))). Exterminate (((baggie))) in the gas chamber. Stomp (((baggie's))) skull with steel toed boots. Cremate (((baggie))) in the oven. Lobotomize (((baggie))). Mandatory abortions for (((baggie's))) gookfu. Grind (((baggie))) fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown (((baggie))) in matzah soup. Vaporize (((baggie))) with a ray gun. Kick old (((baggie))) down the stairs. Feed (((baggie))) to alligators. Slice (((baggie))) with a katana.

>> No.54642984

Dang it, you could have gotten the 4.4 at Robinhood while it was sitting there ready for "the bottom" at any moment.

>> No.54642987
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wtf is wrong with this nigger?

>> No.54642993

Still rolling 6m t-bills

>> No.54642995

Niggers cant even link to new thread, must be crabbot niggers

>> No.54642996

For that it's too late. Inflation will stay at 4-5% this year, so you'll still lose. next up is candy. look at sugar, cocoa, orange juice. Even coffee is rising again and Robusta doing new ATH

>> No.54643006

recession already started just not declared
people aren't paying denbts, in some cases they're delinquent by almost a year.
unemployment is cooked, but it mostly responds to loses in cyclicals which are almost about to fall under
companies aren't necessarily unprofitable during recessions, if anything they'll be more profitable than they were during the good times last decade with cheap capital everywhere

>> No.54643009

Is that one of those Jew holidays?

>> No.54643013

Just fleecing his cultists out of money. Not sure why the Democrats haven't done this, they would literally pull a Jones town for their masters. Biden could make bank.

>> No.54643024

You pretend to be unable to tell when a man is ugly vs handsome?

>> No.54643065

Best webm.. brazilians are stumped by players who actually pass the ball

>> No.54643075

I'm putting both of you on notice, that this is an official warning to stop being mean to me, or ELSE.

>> No.54643096

you lost your powers GAY GOY

>> No.54643098

too funny.

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>> No.54643106

Got mine at my credit union, not sure why people use robinhood.

Yeah, I'm accepting that inflation has done irreparable damage to my net worth, just trying to stop the bleeding at this point. Exposed to juice through KO.

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I know this kind of talk is overdone now but I think we're fucking close to some kind of reversal.
There's another chart I'll post of PPI absolutely tanking. This kind of thing only makes sense where it is followed by a deep recession.

Another take which has been formulating in my mind is, every kike financial analyst and every bear, everyone has been calling for a recession, sure. It's not news.
But. What if it's just that they called it because 1. the data is so fucking obvious at this point that they can't pretend, otherwise their credibility would be shattered for a long time , 2. they're hugely underselling it because that's the last play they have, if you notice, all the talk, even the Fed itself has started to talk about a very mild recession, tepid even. They're doing what they always do, putting on a brave face before shit goes very south. Refer to the bianco tweet I posted earlier ITT.

>> No.54643119

yes doing 0% in 4 hours seems totally normal

>> No.54643120

You think I'm being mean?!? You traded in your yarmulke for a cross and betrayed your Jewish brethren. If anything I'm being nice to you by comparison

>> No.54643125
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You didnt check the indicator I warned you about last thread did you. I warned you. It's coming.

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>> No.54643135
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i-is this the big one?

>> No.54643139
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You're behind the curve.

>> No.54643146

very nice

>> No.54643150

False alarm...

>> No.54643151

Looks like a Buckethead painting.

>> No.54643161
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Should I check the price? I can’t help but think you babies are lying

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I believe we told you about the VIX.

>> No.54643163
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Purple line is the '09-'19 bottom support, its been pivotal for months.

>> No.54643165

There's still time for you to do the same. The first time Jesus came to Earth he came to save us, but the next time well he's going to judge us. If you don't accept him as your savior, you're probably going to be judged very harshly. Now I don't want that for you. I don't want that for anybody but the niggers.

>> No.54643166
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I. Am. The. Curve.

>> No.54643181

I'm one of God's chosen people, why would I lower myself willingly. Your gookfu pulled you from Judaism to humiliate you.

>> No.54643182

scam dump, when its for real here wont be any doubt

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>> No.54643204

Where is that?

>> No.54643209

Ofc all this is precum, only fools are still in the market now before any positive confirmation.

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>> No.54643220

That is why I'm holding DRV.

>> No.54643222

you are also forgetting ppi spiked way harder than cpi last year+, so get fucked tranny mumu

>> No.54643245

bros are we trollers?

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Dangit you guys really upgraded your game.

>> No.54643253

>cricket on tv
>hahn super dry

>> No.54643255

Well we DO like to have fun here

>> No.54643257

The correct term is trollsters.

>> No.54643264

oh, is this where the gif comes from? i love it. master race confirmed.

>> No.54643266

Why /smg/ is super slow? Everyone got heemed ?

> Verification not required

>> No.54643270

Yay or nay: Sell my $250k of JEPI and reallocate to SCHD

>> No.54643271

wait, when does the market close?

>> No.54643272
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Told baggot we were going to crab after the morning pump.

We're waiting for the first big tech-ish earnings: NFLX after the close

now let's see if baggie's calls are gonna print

>> No.54643273

>not sure why people use getting 4.4% APR on money sitting ready for investment at a moment's notice

>> No.54643279
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you are a proper faggot. this is you.

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>> No.54643316

Want to rebalance my daughter's education account, selling UPRO, $10k worth, what do I buy for the next 17 years? VOO? SCHD?

>> No.54643319
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die soxl die

>> No.54643318
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Is baggie short or long on NFLX?

>> No.54643325

buddy check FRC computer

>> No.54643328
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el-erian loves telling people not to buy

>> No.54643345

Isn't stocks Haram?

>> No.54643351
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My gains

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>> No.54643359

I swear if DAX pumps on Netflix, I capitulate to this meme market

>> No.54643368

VTI turdnugget

>> No.54643369

I want to maintain a somewhat defensive position with the Fed and other indicators pointing to a mild recession in the near future. Options prices are declining, making the JEPI income component less attractive. I also don't want to miss out on too much capital appreciation by holding onto JEPI for a long time.

>> No.54643378

they are when you run pimco

>> No.54643379
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Do what did /smg/ do for lunch? For me, I made a cilantro lime rice and fried you some leftover kielbasa. I bought way too much cheese so I sprinkled some of that in too. Should be breddy good.

>> No.54643381

The average length of a bear market for the S&P 500 is just 289 days. That’s not a typo. Just over 9 months and the average bear market is done. Finished.
The bear market in the S&P 500 was confirmed on June 13th 2022, but the market began its slide on January 3rd 2022. With this date as the start of the current official bear market, the average bear market of 289 days means that it would finish on 19th October 2022.

Sorry, bears.

>> No.54643382

Is PCT rugging right now?

>> No.54643389

u avin a lil cheekie stroke there m8?

>> No.54643393

Well your "power" hour says different.

>watch how after hours pumps

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Forgot my lunch so im only havin pic related

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>> No.54643401

this isn't your average bear market sonny boy!!!

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>> No.54643407

wow another organic day of perfect crabbing
thanks, market!

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>Everyone got heemed ?
This time will be different

>> No.54643413

Stocks are flat so it’s just a day to buy stocks.

>> No.54643418
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my accessories/rest(from lifting heavy) day: pullups, DB curls, skullcrushers, ab wheel, ran for 20 mins
fasting until dinner

>> No.54643419

BWC = bears will cum

bears will cuuuum

>> No.54643421

Sorry, I'm phone posting and my hamchad hands don't always punch the right keys, that on top of terrible autocorrect make some of my posts illegible

>> No.54643423

if you zoom out a little it's been flat as fuck for almost a month now. I wonder when it will actually do *something*?

>> No.54643428
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I'm just cashgang and shitposting.

>> No.54643433

why does noone on here clean their stovetop

>> No.54643441

Nah, it's just this guy who REFUSES to fix his upscaler.

>> No.54643456
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Beary exciting

>> No.54643459
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that's rocker, he lives like a fucking animal
actually most animals probably live better

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So what comes after the crab?

>> No.54643466

You burgers are actually pumping EU more than US atm. fuck off

>> No.54643468

I've said in the past not to make comments about my kitchen. This is the final warning

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I went to KR and got a sad pre-made sandwich and a KO zero

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more crab

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>> No.54643487

tuesday fast day again, but that looks tasty.

>> No.54643500

Black coffee & Green kratom

>> No.54643514

Don't ever settle for a premade sandwich Kroger anon. You deserve better.
Enjoy the seizures and horrific withdrawals

>> No.54643534

For me, it's 6 of the prepackaged hard boiled eggs, that green machine smoothie drink, and the kroger brand jerky. This sustains me. About $10.

>> No.54643538
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Tranny Tuesday

>> No.54643568
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I'm losing hope in this power hour

>> No.54643571

Pickled eggs and kippered beefs

>> No.54643575
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shoop these guys into bobo/mumu and put Lord Rothschild as snibs.

>> No.54643580

>You deserve better.
Don't lie to me you son of a bitch

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literal hyper crab shit s&p +0.04% uaaahhhhh

>> No.54643605

google dumping

>> No.54643609

Alright so do I buy Kikeflix call options or put options? I'll leave it up to which ever one gives me more (you)s

>> No.54643612
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Who would you back /smg/? I personally dont trust a single anglo so id go napoleon.

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slightly only yet! , i do have googl and nvda shorts tho

>> No.54643621

That rice doesn't look like it's fully cooked.

>> No.54643633
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Come on bros let's pump HARD into close!

>> No.54643639
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Not playing kikeflix, sorry

>> No.54643657

I flipped 3 roman coins. 2 heads means go buy calls.


>> No.54643660
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Has Burry posted anything of note since? He was on a manic graph spree this winter.
Nappy all day every day.

>> No.54643665

Admittedly it's uncle bens 90 second rice packs. It tasted done.

>> No.54643667

IN-N-OUT are so good. I miss it

>> No.54643670

Is there a name for the feeling of watching the market rotate out of things I am holding and into things I am not holding while SPY remains flat?

>> No.54643685

Just look at the Burry Archiver

>> No.54643688

holy fuckin crab market

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>> No.54643692
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Green kratom is a stimulant like caffeine, I just use it on fasting days to stay spun, but thanks for the concern anon

>> No.54643696

fuck this gay market

>> No.54643722

well i'm gonna go check out the food bank for the first time tomorrow (to save more money for stocks)
will report back

>> No.54643723

Wtf was napoleon’s problem?

>> No.54643733

Has SPY ever closed exactly 0.00% for the day?

>> No.54643735
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and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

>> No.54643741
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>Wtf was napoleon’s problem?
The jews.

>> No.54643746

what painting is this based off of?

>> No.54643756
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This shit is so boring. I need volatility. I need VIX at 50.

>> No.54643757

>SQQQ up
>UPRO up
t-thanks market

>> No.54643767

>tfw dopamine reactors crave more financial violence

>> No.54643773

he was too based?

>> No.54643779

Wouldn't bad things happen to China as well if the US stops buying all their goods and the US debt they hold becomes worthless? Why would they emerge as friends?

>> No.54643784
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Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

>> No.54643809

what are the odds future niggers run it up again and we keep replaying today over and over again for 2 more weeks.

>> No.54643817

That's like a cow having leverage over a farmer because the farmer needs someone to eat his hay. Mumus get slaughtered.

>> No.54643825
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It's a crab market and you'd better just accept it and trade it accordingly.

>> No.54643854

lol netflix

>> No.54643869

I'd argue it's a kangaroo crab market. Every day is just hours of monstrous spikes and dumps that still ends up finishing the day roughly around 0%

>> No.54643874

This plan is too kino globohomo would never

>> No.54643875

>ended DVD rentals
fuck all of their original content

>> No.54643885
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depends if there's surprises in the data releases between now and the next FOMC meeting.(May 3) https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
If not then probably a crab for 15 days and either up or down after depending on the results

>> No.54643888

not EU, there you always come and pump aftermarket

>> No.54643889

There Q1 earnings expectations are hilariously high. I expect a hard dump after earnings.

>> No.54643891
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Maybe this

>> No.54643900

I might just submit to the snibbening. Rotate from 60% JEPI to 100% JEPI. I still don't believe in some meteoric upswing but it kind of behooves me to have at least some market exposure now. Ugggh.

>> No.54643904
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What are the greater economic and socio-political implications of tlt performing about the same with worse yield than an obvious crypto shitcoin named Cake with 50% ponzi yield?

I swear, looking at the performance of my portfolio for 10 months I wish I dumped more capital into plane obvious as day scams

>> No.54643918

The market has completely run out of steam. The bottom is going to fall out soon.

>> No.54643921

Only way markets continue to pump us if inflation continues to rise.

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>> No.54643948

any day now. spx if you factor in reduction monetary base reduction and inflation trend, we are at ath, and the question is, double top or 4750 by May

>> No.54643955

I mean, it apparently is. People are putting on flightsuits and standing in front of "Mission Accomplished" banners over the fact that it's increasing more slowly than before.

>> No.54643991
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>monstrous spikes
lmao no it's fucking nothing this what a calm low-VIX market looks like

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Netflix is the victim today. But Jpow wont rest there.

>> No.54644138

Orestes pursued by the furies.

>> No.54644150


The Virgin nibble vs. The Chad devour

>> No.54644245

you pay 10x the price for those vs. regular rice. no wonder you have no money

>> No.54644317

I KNOW you did not just call Ululilila a faggot

>> No.54644615
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>implying a fatty can ever get a boner to take advantage of the bussy

When was the last time you saw your penis outside of a mirror? Oh and invest in Gold and silver