/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54641772]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>54639541

[Anonymous No.54641793]

GOOD MORNING GODDAMN IT.

[Anonymous No.54641795]

dow 0% kek algos

[Anonymous No.54641801]

i wonder how much money has been lost by listening to mike wilson

[Anonymous No.54641800]

Best fitness-related stocks?

[Anonymous No.54641819]

Wtf is this, DAX moving up aftermarket. I see the aftermarket charrts of the heaviest dax constituents and they aren't even rising anymore. WHAT IS PUMPING THE DAX PRICE UP WHEN THE STOCKS AREN'T PUMPING?

[Anonymous No.54641820]

Crab market general

[Anonymous No.54641842]

>>54641819
also remember dax is one of the few common that include dividends. most indecies like spy you need to look at sp tr to compare

[Anonymous No.54641845]

>>54641800
PLNT

[Anonymous No.54641846]

>>54641819
Someone’s buying the futures. They can disconnect from the underlying stocks temporarily but not much I guess

[Anonymous No.54641858]

early bakers have small cocks

[Anonymous No.54641872]

>>54641819
>He still hasn't figured it out
Nobody tell him guys

[Anonymous No.54641877]

i like when my tech looks like a big fat pump
just like my women

[Anonymous No.54641891]

>>54641800
Unironically MNST

[Anonymous No.54641892]

>>54641842
I know, but it's not dividend day.

[Anonymous No.54641911]

>>54641819
>muh DAX pump

[Anonymous No.54641933]

>>54641858
>posting about other men's wieners

[Anonymous No.54641934]

>>54641911
It's not about the pump itself, about the disconnected seeming pump. As if DAX was a detached entity.

I mean, compared to CAC, DAX is mild.

[Anonymous No.54641947]

The market is dead. What killed it?

[Anonymous No.54641955]

I'm all in on BUG (The Charles Schwab Corporation)

[Anonymous No.54641972]

>>54641947
I got BTFO in 2022 and I had above average starting capital. I don't think the average bobo has the endurance to withstand the constant attacks from snibs and his gang of retarded mumus

[Anonymous No.54641976]

>>54641947
boredom

[Anonymous No.54641984]

>>54641947
I did. Sorry guys.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54641986]

fucking faggot baker baking way too early, i hope OP gets cancer of the fucking prostate and loses his ability to get a boner, so he becomes transgender and gets his face put on a coors light can.

[Anonymous No.54641999]

Peak trading background noise

[Anonymous No.54642002]

>>54641772
CJJD is a Chinese company that wholesales pharma drugs or something. It’s beaten down like 80%. Is it a yoke buy a right now?

[Anonymous No.54642005]

>>54641986
Baggie you ever been pegged?

[Anonymous No.54642006]

>>54641793
He's getting smaller every day in the ground

[Anonymous No.54642008]

>>54641986
now THATS a baggie post.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642018]

>>54642005
anal sex is for people like op

[Anonymous No.54642027]

>>54641800
My balls hang lower but only because I'm old now.

[Anonymous No.54642039]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU

[Anonymous No.54642041]

are you ready to GLOW?
>oppenheimer finale is the most watched television series of 2023
>retail floods into uranium sector
>spot price hits $75 USD
>energy suppliers reneg for longterm uranium contracts for 2025
>uranium has 20k calories and in low doses acts as an antioxident
>2024 uranium sector booms, again
>states need energy, people need cheap source of energy
>2025 John Borschoff becomes head of the FDA
>2026 uranium is legalized as a food supplement
>every american household eats a milligram of uranium ore once every month. 30% of energy supply is nuclear based
you bought the dip didnt you?

[Anonymous No.54642052]

>>54642027
Better get on top of that, I do about 1500 ball-lifts a day

[Anonymous No.54642072]

BOIL and UVXY are to match
the end is here proshares

[Anonymous No.54642083]

>>54642041
>are you ready to GLOW?
I bought CCJ and NXE calls this morning. So you better be fucking right.

[Anonymous No.54642088]

>>54642027
me too but it's cool cos my wife likes being teabagged and feeling em slap when we do doggy so the lower the better

[Anonymous No.54642091]

i hope i bought my ai stock at its lowest today.

[Anonymous No.54642101]

Net change by EOD will be less than 0.5%

[Anonymous No.54642103]

>>54641772
>>54641793
Piana because of the pump or the silicone (valley)?

[Anonymous No.54642159]

>>54642083
WGMI. its getting close its either 1 more big dump or we are at the bottom before a run

[Anonymous No.54642169]

Boy, these threads are slooooooooooooow

[Anonymous No.54642196]

Requesting bobo hopium cases
https://twitter.com/MichaelMOTTCM/status/1648290390330560517

[Anonymous No.54642199]

>>54641947
the democrat party

[Anonymous No.54642213]

>>54642169
right w/ left tits

[Anonymous No.54642225]

[Anonymous No.54642239]

>>54642169
wtf; is AI already becoming worse? I saw way better ones weeks ago. Their hands also were fucked up, but they looked a lot more realistic.

[Anonymous No.54642249]

More bobo hopium
https://twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1648347933593554947

[Anonymous No.54642261]

>>54642213
impressive

[Anonymous No.54642273]

>>54642169
how can I get a dreamjob from those two

[Anonymous No.54642289]

>>54642249
It's priced in. Right after the minutes came out announcing it the market pumped into it's current levels. Boy would I love to grab some more cheap VOO and VTI but I have a feeling the gap is filled and outside a major catastrophe we won't be dropping below October lows for a while.

[Anonymous No.54642294]

there are no bulls left just 0dte niggers

[Anonymous No.54642306]

>>54642088
Same. Based sex hungry wives.
WAGMI. Dangling ball sack and all.

[Anonymous No.54642310]

https://twitter.com/LizAnnSonders/status/1648286706716536832

[Anonymous No.54642321]

why people soo much love 0dte options?
what's the concept behind it?

[Anonymous No.54642338]

>>54642289
>Recession priced in
>That's why NVDA and other risk stocks did huge numbers in Q1
Your IQ is no greater than 0

[Anonymous No.54642348]

>>54642321
its like asking why people love stealing catalytic converters, the problem is in the use of the word 'people'

[Anonymous No.54642361]

>>54642321
> Your going to pay me $25 betting that SPY will go down 4% in 5 hours ? ok thanks

[Anonymous No.54642377]

>>54642338
Why would our recession hurt a foreign stock when the AI boom is dependent on that company. You can't even see the forest for the trees and you want to call me a retard.

[Anonymous No.54642378]

>>54642321
free money from the same people who buy scratch offs.

[Anonymous No.54642389]

>>54642361
ok then how these options got liquidity?

[Anonymous No.54642395]

Someone red pill me on the debt ceiling
Seems like a big nothingburger

[Anonymous No.54642400]

wow mp got fucked, cant fight the neodymium prices
dont ever smoke weed, dont ever play video games they make you retarded like me

[Anonymous No.54642415]

So the real estate and commercial markets will fuck up and shit like AMZN could dump soon?

https://youtu.be/N29vjmQgPjk

[Anonymous No.54642434]

>>54642395
its another arbitrary micromanagement poison pill that congress has to make their lives seem worth more than their blood and organs. this time the risk of default is more like 1% when otherwise it would be like 0.1%

[Anonymous No.54642436]

[Anonymous No.54642449]

do not question mutt capital, he is your intellectual superior. also ignore march

[Anonymous No.54642455]

>>54642415
Dad works for Nintendo

[Anonymous No.54642457]

>>54642395
Why don't you just pay your debts? Everybody tells Greece to pay their debts. Meanwhile the allegedly greatest country in the world can't pay their ever increasing debt and the only thing that saves them is constantly shifting the goalpost.

[Anonymous No.54642463]

I shorted the Nasdump this morning at 13141-13175 and closed at 13079. I'm riding with the snibbs. Just don't get snibbed, it's that simple.

[Anonymous No.54642465]

VIX...

[Anonymous No.54642474]

had black coffee and two slices raisin toast brekkie
just had a hard boiled egg for mid-morning snack
aigmi?

[Anonymous No.54642477]

>>54642400
checked and dudeweedpilled

[Anonymous No.54642487]

>>54642457
How antisemitic

[Anonymous No.54642494]

>>54642465
>tfw I shorted VIX futures yesterday but only on my paper account because I thought it was retarded to do this with VIX <18

[Anonymous No.54642503]

Did that one anon who bet all his rent money on SPY calls make it or an hero?

[Anonymous No.54642506]

>>54642487
td has that commercial with those Jewish women now. they are cool up to $50 as long as you immediately pay it back.

[Anonymous No.54642516]

>>54642487
single mothers are subhumans

[Anonymous No.54642518]

>>54642503
that was a shill

[Anonymous No.54642531]

>>54642213

[Anonymous No.54642532]

>>54642487
yes

[Anonymous No.54642533]

>>54642518
Seriously? As if this general isn't complete dogshit in it's current state, the one interesting poster is a fucking shill?!

[Anonymous No.54642535]

>>54642516
This tbqh

[Anonymous No.54642541]

>>54642506
50 bucks is the new Andrew Jackson bill. Gas is now $5/gallon.

[Anonymous No.54642546]

I don't feel gains or losses anymore.

[Anonymous No.54642581]

>>54642535
Historically the nation run by the man on the left would be conquered by the nation of the man on the right

[Anonymous No.54642580]

why is VIX so low

[Anonymous No.54642587]

Im thinking of investing in renewable energy .we will necessarily have a transitional period cuz we will run out of oil

[Anonymous No.54642590]

>>54642535
Anybody who uses a paper towel to blot the grease on their pizza is a massive faggot and should be beaten. God, lanklets are insufferable.

[Anonymous No.54642593]

When will chick fil a go public?

[Anonymous No.54642594]

>>54641061
their stock is being subsidized by the Fed
>Error: You must wait 2 minutes 12 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

[Anonymous No.54642598]

>>54642580
0dte

[Anonymous No.54642604]

>>54642590
fatties seething

[Anonymous No.54642611]

>>54642587
I bought some NEE. The real trick is that they have nat gas inside their electric stuff in a separate legal entity. So i get rigs drilling and solar/nukes and such.

[Anonymous No.54642615]

>>54642457
Because we are planning to inflate our debt away.
Basically
>other countries hold our debt
>we are reserve global
>theoretically they could dedollarize causing hyper inflation as dollars return
>hyper inflation makes our debt worthless as well as all US debt worthless overnight
>Debt crisis is solved as we pay all our debt off with worthless money
>Global depression as the main consumer country is now buying up billions of goods with green toilet paper as we lock down the country and call back our navy and armies to sure up the homefront
>10 years later the US reemerges as a stronger power then before after a decade of soul searching and hyper low taxes
>everyone else seething because the US stopped protecting them and left them to get raped by China economically
>US and China brofist as Best Friends forever of the Pacific reassert their trade partnerships
>Yuropoors seethe endlessly

Basically China, Japan and the US could pull the mother of all pranks on a bunch of 3rd world countries like Russia, Germany, France and Britain... oh I am sorry Developing Nations is the politically correct term.

[Anonymous No.54642622]

>>54642535
>In n Out burger and milkshake
Can you even blame the man?

[Anonymous No.54642623]

>>54642487
If this meme was smart it would be shitting on the fed, the institutions just follow what they do

[Anonymous No.54642627]

>>54642533
There have been a lot of VPN samefags on the bullish side.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642631]

>>54642533
That Jew really has a boner for that female gorilla?

[Anonymous No.54642639]

>was up 10%
>now up 1%
boring market as usual

[Anonymous No.54642642]

>>54642598
retard

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642665]

>>54642581
How come in the first segment the faggot is holding the pizza with his hand, and then in the last segment he's wearing a rubber glove while holding the pizza? He's a big fat faggot phony.

[Anonymous No.54642681]

>>54642631
It reminds me of you frankly
>Jewish
>manlet
>race mixer

[Anonymous No.54642687]

>>54642533
>that last ass grab fingering her shithole
based

[Anonymous No.54642693]

>>54642590
If you're eating greasy pizza in the first place, you've already lost.

[Anonymous No.54642696]

>>54642631

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642698]

>>54642681
First of all I'm no longer Jewish.
Secondly I'm not a manlet.
Finally my gookfu is an Aryan.

Do the opposite of keeping yourself safe.

[Anonymous No.54642705]

just a few profits
that's all that i dreamed
but instead today
i only got heemed

[Anonymous No.54642714]

>>54642615
>10 years later the US reemerges as a stronger power then before
kek, you won't be able to defend Taiwan.You will hate China, no brofist, and you won't be able to stop it. You might even not really interfere with soldiers. Why would an american soldier want to die for Taiwan? To protect microchip supplies? LMAO, that's more pathetic than for oil.

[Anonymous No.54642716]

>>54642604
>>54642693
>t.

[Anonymous No.54642724]

>>54642681
>race mixer
W-what's wrong with race mixing?
t. guy who is asking for a bud

[Anonymous No.54642732]

How polite of China to allow TSM to finish its Arizona plant before taking over Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.54642735]

Should have shorted Netherlands. If you want to short EU, go for NL instead of france or germany or UK which acts about equally retarded

[Anonymous No.54642741]

Convince me not to play Netflix options into earnings todayv

[Anonymous No.54642748]

>>54642716
about right, but bonier and vainier

[Anonymous No.54642766]

>>54642714
You mean West China? Yeah Taiwan will be fucked in the ass but it won't be our problem. In 10 years we won't remember Taiwan was a thing. I think you misunderstand Hyperinflation is a US for themselves scenario. If it happens it won't matter. The US WILL start making their own semis hell maybe even full conductors.

You are really small balling this whole thing.

[Anonymous No.54642771]

Just dropping in to laugh at you mumu trannies
peace hoes

[Anonymous No.54642780]

>>54642741
You can't sell them after hours if that's what you're planning

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642785]

>>54642724
Everyone knows mix raced children are the cutest. Just don't mix races with the negro or the sand negresses.

[Anonymous No.54642787]

>>54642724

[Anonymous No.54642792]

>>54642716
I'm impressed by your ability to identify me.

[Anonymous No.54642802]

Anons...should I be shorting pharma stocks right now? what the fuck is this.

https://twitter.com/US_FDA/status/1648315663939715072?cxt=HHwWgIC2rZ-X_98tAAAA

[Anonymous No.54642804]

What news is the market waiting for? It's perfectly crabbing right now.

[Anonymous No.54642811]

>>54642787
Why did you post some mutt when you could have posted a proud White American the pride of our nation.

[Anonymous No.54642818]

>>54642698
>I'm not a manlet
Listen baggot I give you a lot of shit and tend to make stuff up about you a lot, but one thing is certifiably true, you are 5'5" on a good day.

[Anonymous No.54642832]

It's starting.

[Anonymous No.54642837]

I wish the site that the yields maid uses updated more frequently.

[Anonymous No.54642846]

How's it hangin bobros?

[Anonymous No.54642852]

Where are you bobos holding your uninvested cash?

[Anonymous No.54642853]

my DKNG calls are fucking PRINTING

[Anonymous No.54642854]

Seems like a good time to take some profit.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642857]

>>54642818
If I was 5'5" my gookfu would be taller than me at 5'8", but she's not taller than me so therefor that's just more shit you've made up about me.

[Anonymous No.54642867]

>>54642852
VMFXX you big dummy. six figures worth
>inb4 trannies say it's uninsured
cope

[Anonymous No.54642871]

>>54642785
I'll throw it in any woman that's hot and thick.
>>54642787
are you telling me you find one more attractive than the other? because that's gay af anon

[Anonymous No.54642881]

>>54642867
>it's uninsured

[Anonymous No.54642885]

>>54642846
fine i guess

[Anonymous No.54642895]

>>54642518
a shill for what?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54642905]

>>54642846
to the left

[Anonymous No.54642911]

>>54642792
I know the mind of a lanklet. There is a sort of miserable crankiness to a lanklet. They're hungry, they know they're hungry, but they starve themselves in an attempt to "own the hamchads". Any lanklet I've ever seen eat looks like they are in pain as they're eating. As if consuming food us torture. All starving yourself does is make you a better candidate to be a qt trap, and makes your bussy that much easier to obtain.

[Anonymous No.54642933]

>>54642852
I just went ahead and started moving mine back to Robinhood and going to do the 4.4% once I get it all there.

[Anonymous No.54642935]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.54642947]

I really don't wanna make a plebbit account, but i wanna talk about blackjack that board lol

[Anonymous No.54642956]

>>54641772
Why won't the recession fucking start already? How are people still paying their debts. Why is unemployment still not going up? I know it takes 9 to 12 months to see the effects of interest rates in the real economy but we've gone up so quickly one would expect by now that something would fail. How are companies still profitable

[Anonymous No.54642957]

>>54642724
Difficult for kids to find organ donors
Nature and nurture from divergent paths cause identity stress and mental illness
If you're White you're washing your genetics down the drain

[Anonymous No.54642965]

>>54642956
>How are people still paying their debts
I believe it's called chattel debt slavery

[Anonymous No.54642970]

>>54642852
Locked in 4.4ish for 15 months.
Its not 5%, and I'll probably miss the bottom, but I need to make up some of the buying power I lost to inflation.

[Anonymous No.54642979]

>there are people ITT that didnt load up on DKNG calls

stay poor

[Anonymous No.54642981]

>>54642857
She's just doing that clever thing where you put your knees in your shoes to appear smaller. Baggot it's ok, like three quarters of this general are manlets. You're not alone.

[Anonymous No.54642983]

Kill (((baggie))). Behead (((baggie))). Roundhouse kick (((baggie))) into the concrete. Slam dunk a (((baggie))) hapa baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy (((baggie))). Defecate in (((baggie's))) food. Launch (((baggie))) into the sun. Stir fry (((baggie))) in a wok. Toss (((baggie))) into active volcanoes. Urinate into a (((baggie's))) gas tank. Judo throw (((baggie))) into a wood chipper. Twist (((baggie's))) heads off. Report (((baggie))) to the IRS. Karate chop (((baggie))) in half. Curb stomp (((baggie's))) pregnant gookfu. Trap (((baggie))) in quicksand. Crush (((baggie))) in the trash compactor. Liquefy (((baggie))) in a vat of acid. Eat (((baggie))). Dissect (((baggie))). Exterminate (((baggie))) in the gas chamber. Stomp (((baggie's))) skull with steel toed boots. Cremate (((baggie))) in the oven. Lobotomize (((baggie))). Mandatory abortions for (((baggie's))) gookfu. Grind (((baggie))) fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown (((baggie))) in matzah soup. Vaporize (((baggie))) with a ray gun. Kick old (((baggie))) down the stairs. Feed (((baggie))) to alligators. Slice (((baggie))) with a katana.

[Anonymous No.54642984]

>>54642970
Dang it, you could have gotten the 4.4 at Robinhood while it was sitting there ready for "the bottom" at any moment.

[Anonymous No.54642987]

wtf is wrong with this nigger?

[Anonymous No.54642993]

>>54642852
Still rolling 6m t-bills

[Anonymous No.54642995]

Niggers cant even link to new thread, must be crabbot niggers

[Anonymous No.54642996]

>>54642970
For that it's too late. Inflation will stay at 4-5% this year, so you'll still lose. next up is candy. look at sugar, cocoa, orange juice. Even coffee is rising again and Robusta doing new ATH

[Anonymous No.54643006]

>>54642956
recession already started just not declared
people aren't paying denbts, in some cases they're delinquent by almost a year.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-04-18/bank-executives-see-no-cracks-even-as-card-write-offs-soar?leadSource=uverify%20wall
unemployment is cooked, but it mostly responds to loses in cyclicals which are almost about to fall under
companies aren't necessarily unprofitable during recessions, if anything they'll be more profitable than they were during the good times last decade with cheap capital everywhere

[Anonymous No.54643009]

>>54642995
>crabbot
Is that one of those Jew holidays?

[Anonymous No.54643013]

>>54642987
Just fleecing his cultists out of money. Not sure why the Democrats haven't done this, they would literally pull a Jones town for their masters. Biden could make bank.

[Anonymous No.54643024]

>>54642871
You pretend to be unable to tell when a man is ugly vs handsome?

[Anonymous No.54643065]

>>54642935
Best webm.. brazilians are stumped by players who actually pass the ball

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54643075]

>>54642983
>>54642981
I'm putting both of you on notice, that this is an official warning to stop being mean to me, or ELSE.

[Anonymous No.54643096]

>>54643075
you lost your powers GAY GOY

[Anonymous No.54643098]

>>54642987
too funny.

[Anonymous No.54643102]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.54643105]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54643106]

>>54642984
Got mine at my credit union, not sure why people use robinhood.

>>54642996
Yeah, I'm accepting that inflation has done irreparable damage to my net worth, just trying to stop the bleeding at this point. Exposed to juice through KO.

[Anonymous No.54643112]

>>54642956
I know this kind of talk is overdone now but I think we're fucking close to some kind of reversal.
There's another chart I'll post of PPI absolutely tanking. This kind of thing only makes sense where it is followed by a deep recession.

Another take which has been formulating in my mind is, every kike financial analyst and every bear, everyone has been calling for a recession, sure. It's not news.
But. What if it's just that they called it because 1. the data is so fucking obvious at this point that they can't pretend, otherwise their credibility would be shattered for a long time , 2. they're hugely underselling it because that's the last play they have, if you notice, all the talk, even the Fed itself has started to talk about a very mild recession, tepid even. They're doing what they always do, putting on a brave face before shit goes very south. Refer to the bianco tweet I posted earlier ITT.

[Anonymous No.54643119]

>>54642804
yes doing 0% in 4 hours seems totally normal

[Anonymous No.54643120]

>>54643075
You think I'm being mean?!? You traded in your yarmulke for a cross and betrayed your Jewish brethren. If anything I'm being nice to you by comparison

[Anonymous No.54643125]

>>54643102
>>54643105
You didnt check the indicator I warned you about last thread did you. I warned you. It's coming.

[Anonymous No.54643130]

>>54642979
Why?

[Anonymous No.54643135]

i-is this the big one?

[Anonymous No.54643139]

>>54643125
You're behind the curve.

[Anonymous No.54643146]

>>54642213
very nice

[Anonymous No.54643150]

>>54642832
False alarm...

[Anonymous No.54643151]

>>54643105
Looks like a Buckethead painting.

[Anonymous No.54643161]

>>54643135
>>54643105
>>54643102
Should I check the price? I can’t help but think you babies are lying

[Anonymous No.54643162]

I believe we told you about the VIX.

[Anonymous No.54643163]

>>54643125
>>54643139
Purple line is the '09-'19 bottom support, its been pivotal for months.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54643165]

>>54643120
There's still time for you to do the same. The first time Jesus came to Earth he came to save us, but the next time well he's going to judge us. If you don't accept him as your savior, you're probably going to be judged very harshly. Now I don't want that for you. I don't want that for anybody but the niggers.

[Anonymous No.54643166]

>>54643139
I. Am. The. Curve.

[Anonymous No.54643181]

>>54643165
I'm one of God's chosen people, why would I lower myself willingly. Your gookfu pulled you from Judaism to humiliate you.

[Anonymous No.54643182]

scam dump, when its for real here wont be any doubt

[Anonymous No.54643196]

>>54642956
Ppi

[Anonymous No.54643204]

>>54642213
Where is that?

[Anonymous No.54643209]

>>54643182
Ofc all this is precum, only fools are still in the market now before any positive confirmation.

[Anonymous No.54643218]

LIFT FOR WAIFU LIFT FOR LAIFU

F V C K J E VV S

[Anonymous No.54643220]

>>54642436
That is why I'm holding DRV.

[Anonymous No.54643222]

>>54643196
you are also forgetting ppi spiked way harder than cpi last year+, so get fucked tranny mumu

[Anonymous No.54643245]

>>54643196
bros are we trollers?

[Anonymous No.54643250]

>>54643166
Dangit you guys really upgraded your game.

[Anonymous No.54643253]

>>54643204
>cricket on tv
>hahn super dry
australia

[Anonymous No.54643255]

>>54643245
Well we DO like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.54643257]

>>54643245
The correct term is trollsters.

[Anonymous No.54643264]

>>54642935
oh, is this where the gif comes from? i love it. master race confirmed.

[Anonymous No.54643266]

Why /smg/ is super slow? Everyone got heemed ?

> Verification not required

[Anonymous No.54643270]

Yay or nay: Sell my $250k of JEPI and reallocate to SCHD

[Anonymous No.54643271]

wait, when does the market close?

[Anonymous No.54643272]

>>54642804
>>54643119
Told baggot we were going to crab after the morning pump.

We're waiting for the first big tech-ish earnings: NFLX after the close

>>54638825
>>54643075
now let's see if baggie's calls are gonna print

[Anonymous No.54643273]

>>54643106
>not sure why people use getting 4.4% APR on money sitting ready for investment at a moment's notice

[Anonymous No.54643279]

>>54643075
you are a proper faggot. this is you.

[Anonymous No.54643287]

>>54643270
Why?

[Anonymous No.54643305]

>>54643270
May

[Anonymous No.54643316]

Want to rebalance my daughter's education account, selling UPRO, $10k worth, what do I buy for the next 17 years? VOO? SCHD?

[Anonymous No.54643319]

die soxl die

[Anonymous No.54643318]

Is baggie short or long on NFLX?

[Anonymous No.54643325]

buddy check FRC computer

[Anonymous No.54643328]

>>54643196
el-erian loves telling people not to buy

[Anonymous No.54643345]

>>54643328
Isn't stocks Haram?

[Anonymous No.54643351]

My gains

[Anonymous No.54643358]

>>54643316
UPRO

[Anonymous No.54643359]

I swear if DAX pumps on Netflix, I capitulate to this meme market

[Anonymous No.54643368]

>>54643316
VTI turdnugget

[Anonymous No.54643369]

>>54643287
I want to maintain a somewhat defensive position with the Fed and other indicators pointing to a mild recession in the near future. Options prices are declining, making the JEPI income component less attractive. I also don't want to miss out on too much capital appreciation by holding onto JEPI for a long time.

[Anonymous No.54643378]

>>54643345
they are when you run pimco

[Anonymous No.54643379]

Do what did /smg/ do for lunch? For me, I made a cilantro lime rice and fried you some leftover kielbasa. I bought way too much cheese so I sprinkled some of that in too. Should be breddy good.

[Anonymous No.54643381]

The average length of a bear market for the S&P 500 is just 289 days. That’s not a typo. Just over 9 months and the average bear market is done. Finished.
The bear market in the S&P 500 was confirmed on June 13th 2022, but the market began its slide on January 3rd 2022. With this date as the start of the current official bear market, the average bear market of 289 days means that it would finish on 19th October 2022.

Sorry, bears.

[Anonymous No.54643382]

Is PCT rugging right now?

[Anonymous No.54643389]

>>54643379
u avin a lil cheekie stroke there m8?

[Anonymous No.54643393]

>>54643381
Well your "power" hour says different.

>watch how after hours pumps

[Anonymous No.54643398]

>>54643379
Forgot my lunch so im only havin pic related

[Anonymous No.54643399]

>>54643381
N O R M A L C Y B I A S

[Anonymous No.54643401]

>>54643381
this isn't your average bear market sonny boy!!!

[Anonymous No.54643403]

>>54643316

[Anonymous No.54643407]

wow another organic day of perfect crabbing
thanks, market!

[Anonymous No.54643412]

>>54643266
>Everyone got heemed ?
This time will be different

[Anonymous No.54643413]

>>54643266
Stocks are flat so it’s just a day to buy stocks.

[Anonymous No.54643418]

>>54643379
my accessories/rest(from lifting heavy) day: pullups, DB curls, skullcrushers, ab wheel, ran for 20 mins
fasting until dinner

[Anonymous No.54643419]

BWC = bears will cum

bears will cuuuum

[Anonymous No.54643421]

>>54643389
Sorry, I'm phone posting and my hamchad hands don't always punch the right keys, that on top of terrible autocorrect make some of my posts illegible

[Anonymous No.54643423]

>>54643325
if you zoom out a little it's been flat as fuck for almost a month now. I wonder when it will actually do *something*?

[Anonymous No.54643428]

>>54643266
I'm just cashgang and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.54643433]

>>54643379
why does noone on here clean their stovetop

[Anonymous No.54643441]

>>54642239
Nah, it's just this guy who REFUSES to fix his upscaler.

[Anonymous No.54643456]

>>54643419
Beary exciting

[Anonymous No.54643459]

>>54643433
that's rocker, he lives like a fucking animal
actually most animals probably live better

[Anonymous No.54643463]

So what comes after the crab?

[Anonymous No.54643466]

You burgers are actually pumping EU more than US atm. fuck off

[Anonymous No.54643468]

>>54643433
I've said in the past not to make comments about my kitchen. This is the final warning

[Anonymous No.54643470]

[Anonymous No.54643474]

>>54643379
I went to KR and got a sad pre-made sandwich and a KO zero

[Anonymous No.54643480]

>>54643463
more crab

[Anonymous No.54643481]

>>54643463
May.

[Anonymous No.54643487]

>>54643379
tuesday fast day again, but that looks tasty.

[Anonymous No.54643500]

>>54643379
Black coffee & Green kratom

[Anonymous No.54643514]

>>54643474
Don't ever settle for a premade sandwich Kroger anon. You deserve better.
>>54643500
>kratom
Enjoy the seizures and horrific withdrawals

[Anonymous No.54643534]

>>54643474
For me, it's 6 of the prepackaged hard boiled eggs, that green machine smoothie drink, and the kroger brand jerky. This sustains me. About $10.

[Anonymous No.54643538]

Tranny Tuesday

[Anonymous No.54643568]

I'm losing hope in this power hour

[Anonymous No.54643571]

>>54643379
Pickled eggs and kippered beefs

[Anonymous No.54643575]

>>54643470
shoop these guys into bobo/mumu and put Lord Rothschild as snibs.

[Anonymous No.54643580]

>>54643514
>You deserve better.
Don't lie to me you son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.54643599]

literal hyper crab shit s&p +0.04% uaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.54643605]

google dumping

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54643609]

Alright so do I buy Kikeflix call options or put options? I'll leave it up to which ever one gives me more (you)s

[Anonymous No.54643612]

>>54643575
Who would you back /smg/? I personally dont trust a single anglo so id go napoleon.

[Anonymous No.54643619]

>>54643605
slightly only yet! , i do have googl and nvda shorts tho

[Anonymous No.54643621]

>>54643379
That rice doesn't look like it's fully cooked.

[Anonymous No.54643633]

Come on bros let's pump HARD into close!
https://youtu.be/ZpjJKdun5ZY

[Anonymous No.54643639]

>>54643609
Not playing kikeflix, sorry

[Anonymous No.54643657]

>>54643609
>>54643272
I flipped 3 roman coins. 2 heads means go buy calls.

https://www.random.org/coins/?num=3&cur=40-antique.aurelian

[Anonymous No.54643660]

>>54643428
Has Burry posted anything of note since? He was on a manic graph spree this winter.
>>54643612
>>54643575
Nappy all day every day.

[Anonymous No.54643665]

>>54643621
Admittedly it's uncle bens 90 second rice packs. It tasted done.

[Anonymous No.54643667]

>>54642535
IN-N-OUT are so good. I miss it

[Anonymous No.54643670]

Is there a name for the feeling of watching the market rotate out of things I am holding and into things I am not holding while SPY remains flat?

[Anonymous No.54643685]

>>54643660
Just look at the Burry Archiver
https://twitter.com/BurryArchive

[Anonymous No.54643688]

holy fuckin crab market

[Anonymous No.54643690]

>>54643670
antisemitism

[Anonymous No.54643692]

>>54643514
Green kratom is a stimulant like caffeine, I just use it on fasting days to stay spun, but thanks for the concern anon

[Anonymous No.54643696]

fuck this gay market

[Anonymous No.54643722]

well i'm gonna go check out the food bank for the first time tomorrow (to save more money for stocks)
will report back

[Anonymous No.54643723]

>>54643660
Wtf was napoleon’s problem?

[Anonymous No.54643733]

Has SPY ever closed exactly 0.00% for the day?

[Anonymous No.54643735]

and you may find yourself holding $35 SOXL shares
and you may find yourself a BOIL baggie about to hang yourself
and you may find yourself behind the wheel of a TSLA
and you may find yourself renting a overpriced house, with a beautiful real doll
and you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

and you may ask yourself, "How do I leverage this?"
and you may ask yourself, "Where is that Rivian truck they promised?"
and you may tell yourself, "This is not my rented cardboard box"
and you may tell yourself, This is not my beautiful anime waifu"

Letting the days go by, let the algos hold me down
letting the days go by, algos using me as exit liquidity
into the red again after the money's gone
once in a lifetime, algos got my account upside down

same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was
same as it ever was, same as it ever was

[Anonymous No.54643741]

>>54643723
>Wtf was napoleon’s problem?
The jews.

[Anonymous No.54643746]

>>54643166
what painting is this based off of?

[Anonymous No.54643756]

This shit is so boring. I need volatility. I need VIX at 50.

[Anonymous No.54643757]

>SQQQ up
>UPRO up
t-thanks market

[Anonymous No.54643767]

>>54643756
>tfw dopamine reactors crave more financial violence

[Anonymous No.54643773]

>>54643723
he was too based?

[Anonymous No.54643779]

>>54642615
Wouldn't bad things happen to China as well if the US stops buying all their goods and the US debt they hold becomes worthless? Why would they emerge as friends?

[Anonymous No.54643784]

>>54643767
Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

[Anonymous No.54643809]

what are the odds future niggers run it up again and we keep replaying today over and over again for 2 more weeks.

[Anonymous No.54643817]

>>54643779
That's like a cow having leverage over a farmer because the farmer needs someone to eat his hay. Mumus get slaughtered.

[Anonymous No.54643825]

>>54643809
It's a crab market and you'd better just accept it and trade it accordingly.

[Anonymous No.54643854]

lol netflix

[Anonymous No.54643869]

>>54643825
I'd argue it's a kangaroo crab market. Every day is just hours of monstrous spikes and dumps that still ends up finishing the day roughly around 0%

[Anonymous No.54643874]

>>54642615
This plan is too kino globohomo would never

[Anonymous No.54643875]

>>54643854
>ended DVD rentals
deserved
fuck all of their original content

[Anonymous No.54643885]

>>54643809
depends if there's surprises in the data releases between now and the next FOMC meeting.(May 3) https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
If not then probably a crab for 15 days and either up or down after depending on the results

[Anonymous No.54643888]

>>54643869
not EU, there you always come and pump aftermarket

[Anonymous No.54643889]

>>54643854
There Q1 earnings expectations are hilariously high. I expect a hard dump after earnings.

[Anonymous No.54643891]

>>54643166
>>54643746
Maybe this

[Anonymous No.54643900]

I might just submit to the snibbening. Rotate from 60% JEPI to 100% JEPI. I still don't believe in some meteoric upswing but it kind of behooves me to have at least some market exposure now. Ugggh.

[Anonymous No.54643904]

What are the greater economic and socio-political implications of tlt performing about the same with worse yield than an obvious crypto shitcoin named Cake with 50% ponzi yield?

I swear, looking at the performance of my portfolio for 10 months I wish I dumped more capital into plane obvious as day scams

[Anonymous No.54643918]

The market has completely run out of steam. The bottom is going to fall out soon.

[Anonymous No.54643921]

>>54643900
Only way markets continue to pump us if inflation continues to rise.

[Anonymous No.54643938]

>>54643934
>>54643934

[Anonymous No.54643948]

>>54643918
any day now. spx if you factor in reduction monetary base reduction and inflation trend, we are at ath, and the question is, double top or 4750 by May

[Anonymous No.54643955]

>>54643921
I mean, it apparently is. People are putting on flightsuits and standing in front of "Mission Accomplished" banners over the fact that it's increasing more slowly than before.

[Anonymous No.54643991]

>>54643869
>monstrous spikes
lmao no it's fucking nothing this what a calm low-VIX market looks like

[Anonymous No.54644090]

>>54643784
Netflix is the victim today. But Jpow wont rest there.

[Anonymous No.54644138]

>>54643166
>>54643746
>>54643891
Orestes pursued by the furies.

[Anonymous No.54644150]

>>54642535

The Virgin nibble vs. The Chad devour

[Anonymous No.54644245]

>>54643665
you pay 10x the price for those vs. regular rice. no wonder you have no money

[Anonymous No.54644317]

>>54642590
I KNOW you did not just call Ululilila a faggot

[Anonymous No.54644615]

>>54642911
>implying a fatty can ever get a boner to take advantage of the bussy

When was the last time you saw your penis outside of a mirror? Oh and invest in Gold and silver