APPLE ENTERS BANKING

[Anonymous No.54627757]

Apple and Goldman offer US savings account with 4.15% annual interest

[Anonymous No.54627862]

>>54627757
Buy an ad.

[Anonymous No.54627885]

>>54627757
Sus

[Anonymous No.54627902]

The apple credit card is the easiest credit hack ever

[Anonymous No.54627903]

far more than literally any bank, congrats

[Anonymous No.54627919]

>>54627885
>>54627903
You guys know apple is basically a hedge fund right? Lookup braeburn capital and look at apple's performance from the start of covid 'til now.

[Anonymous No.54627932]

>>54627757
pretty decent for a savings account

[Anonymous No.54627950]

>>54627757
soon to be 1%. Classic scam.

[Anonymous No.54627991]

>4.15%
Kek linkfags on suicide watch
Hows it feel having applefag normies get the same apy as you while you carry the extreme risk of holding a volatile shitcoin

[Anonymous No.54628006]

>>54627757
>4.15% annual
rofl what a joke

[Anonymous No.54628016]

>>54628006
It's risk free and insured. Unlike your virtual shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.54628045]

>>54628016
only us treasury bond is risk free nigger

[Anonymous No.54628082]

>>54628045
Still better than link niggers will ever have. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.54628100]

>>54627757
Do you have to own any faggy Apple products to get the deal?

[Anonymous No.54628135]

>>54627757
I am a recent Muslim convert, so I am not allowed to charge or receive interest. It’s actually been very hard to find a method of storing my money that is halal.

[Anonymous No.54628166]

>>54628045
they literally printed money to save bankers what the fuck you talking about

[Anonymous No.54628185]

>>54628135
You guys need to update your doctrine, because at 4% you're not making any money. Just helping offset some of your losses from an annual 10-15% real world currency debasement/inflation

[Anonymous No.54628192]

After I make 1 million dollars off shit coins I'm going to put it in the apple bank and collect a cool 40k a year for doing nothing. Rate this plan.

[Anonymous No.54628221]

>>54628135
Guns and ammunition are one. Old Arabic spell scrolls are another.

[Anonymous No.54628371]

>>54628192
I'd rather put an amount that larger into dividend stocks, specifically defense contractors even if yield is closer to 3%. Barring total collapse of equities they can weather a further downturn, would be resistant to bank failures and are looking at large cash inflows from existing and planned contracts which should raise the underlying price of the stocks even if normies are poor as shit big daddy government is going to be buying billions in more weapons soon and Taiwan will be further catalyst for long term growth. In a less apocalyptic environment I'd spread that into better dividend yields and a savings account would not seem as bad but may not produce yields as big as 4% which is fairly modest given the tract of the dollar and underlying fear.

[Anonymous No.54628403]

>>54628016
I do not hold, nor have I ever held crypto. You're bragging about taking a 4%+ loss by giving liquidity to Apple/GS.

[Anonymous No.54628898]

>>54627757
This is easily the greatest upgrade to Ethereum so far. No more fees, no minimum stake. I'll be updating my node later today.

[Anonymous No.54628919]

>>54628016
saving on us dollars
literally kek

[Anonymous No.54629122]

>>54628403
Pray tell how you achieve 8.15% yield on USD

[Anonymous No.54629132]

Inflation is 8.45% including all M1 M2 M3. Crypto pays 4% which is already beating inflation because it's paid in ETH.

[Anonymous No.54629164]

>>54628016
>It's risk free and insured.
The last months proved that this only applies to kikes. The goyim can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.54629186]

>>54629122
Anon, holding on to cash, like in a jar which gets no interest, is what nets you -8%. You are losing to inflation, even with this "great" interest rate.

[Anonymous No.54629240]

>>54629164
This. We learned that zombie tech companies, silicon valley VC funds, Prince Harry, mainland Chinese depositors robbed the FDIC blind. There's nothing left for us on round 2.

[Anonymous No.54629323]

they throw in a free iphone and service for life why not

[Anonymous No.54629326]

>>54629132
>>54629186
Name one non-speculative security that guarantees an 8%+ yield in this market.

[Anonymous No.54629344]

>>54627902
How m8?

[Anonymous No.54629445]

>>54629326
I have no fucking idea and that's not the point. The point is this paltry interest rate is barely putting a compression on a heavily bleeding wound.

[Anonymous No.54629517]

>>54629445
Keeping cash in a high-yield savings account is not equivalent to keeping it in a jar. True, the effective loss of purchasing power after considering yield will somewhere between -3 to -4%, but still could be considered safer than other securities.

[Anonymous No.54629806]

>>54627919
Oh nice

[Anonymous No.54629867]

>>54628185
I use BTC as my inflation hedge. I refuse to participate in interest based finance as it is ruining the world, and is the backbone of the global Jewish banking system. I am also forbidden to invest a too large amount of my finances in unstable markets, so I am left with gold, property, guns and actually spending my savings on actively getting more money by starting companies (i have two now) which, inshallah, will provide me with more than regular interest in return over the years.

[Anonymous No.54630335]

>>54629867
Tell us more about your companies.

[Anonymous No.54630406]

>>54628371
you're failing to take into account the karmic debt you'd accrue from investing in evil

[Anonymous No.54630542]

meanwhile in Canada...

[Anonymous No.54630971]

>>54630542
1-month Canadian T-bills are 4.2% apy

[Anonymous No.54631020]

>>54627757
>4.15% annual interest
You can get online savings accounts with close to 5% interest though. For example my account has 4.77% apy on my savings.

[Anonymous No.54631125]

>>54630971
ok so i'm fucking ignorant, let me know if this works

i put in 1000 loonies into canadian tranny-bills in the first month. by next month i made 42 dollarinos and i can withdraw that. now every month i pull out 42 free dollarinos? is that how it works? cause thats like almost a weeks groceries if i play it right. and after 2 years of this i'd be in profit without even selling my tranny bills?

[Anonymous No.54631147]

[Anonymous No.54631151]

>>54631125
but wait... my 1000 is devaluing faster then that. so id be losing purchasing power. what i should do is buy as many dry foods as i can and store them

[Anonymous No.54631163]

>>54628371
like which dividend paying defsense contract?

[Anonymous No.54631166]

>>54631151
>>54631125
which of these two strategies would yield more dollars worth of food over the course of 2-3 years?

[Anonymous No.54631990]

>>54631125
>>54631151
>>54631166
That's 4.2% annual yield compounded monthly. So you would be earning more like $3.50 a month.

It's a little different from savings accounts because T-Bills are sold at a discount instead of giving yield. So for example you would buy at a price of $996.50 and then get $1000 at the end of the month.

I would just recommend most people get a high yield savings account. Easier to manage for small amounts. You can start by Googling "high yield savings account canada" and just open an account.

[Anonymous No.54632022]

>>54631990
>That's 4.2% annual yield compounded monthly. So you would be earning more like $3.50 a month.
oof
whats a savings account like 1% if even? nah

probably just yolo some dogcoins would be better risk management

[Anonymous No.54632194]

>>54632022
You should be able to Google and find some that are at least 3.5%.

[Anonymous No.54632474]

>>54632194
so that's $35 a month?

[Anonymous No.54632557]

>>54632194

sorry, assuming a thousand in the account is that $35 or is it more like 2.50 a month or something like the t-bills

[Anonymous No.54632585]

>>54628016
>It's risk free
that interest rate is less than inflation. stfu

[Anonymous No.54632609]

>>54627757
>OMG Stacy, I like saw his bank account and he wasn't using Apple!
>OMG that is so fucking gross!
Kek, it's over for virgins who don't use Apple banking.

[Anonymous No.54632619]

>>54628045
>us treasury bond is risk free nigger
How does it feel to never know what's going on?