/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.54623399]

Boglechad edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

[Anonymous No.54623415]

>>54623399
>Montana banning Tiktok

Holy shit, is it happening? USA gonna get rid of that shit for good?

[Anonymous No.54623416]

>Always do exactly what jews say

[Anonymous No.54623418]

we are going to make it bros..........

[Anonymous No.54623424]

>work hard to get money
>spend it on a whore

kekek

[Anonymous No.54623429]

>massive ytd pump into q1 earnings
>>beat
>hurr durr buy buy buy
>>as expected
>hurr durr buy buy buy
>>miss
>hurr durr the worst is over buy buy buy
I hate mumus so much you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.54623458]

>>54623429
>making money off of mumu's all of the way to the bottom
>making money off of mumu's on the rise to the top
Market always favors the bear that buys at a discount than the cow that buys retail.

[Anonymous No.54623469]

>>54623458
if today doesn't wipe out the bullshit fake gains of last week, I may re-think my strategy that the world is actually dumber than the low bar I already had for them.

[Anonymous No.54623470]

>>54623399


https://files.catbox.moe/k5qota.jpg

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/37829014

[Anonymous No.54623474]

>>54623429
i bought in october. call me when you stupid bobos see it go below 3500 again, otherwise mumus won

[Anonymous No.54623477]

>>54623399
Sup you fucking pussies

[Anonymous No.54623481]

>>54623416
>Always do exactly what jews say
Always do exactly *Opposite of what jews say

[Anonymous No.54623491]

>>54623429
>the market remained irrational longer than he could remain solvent

[Anonymous No.54623500]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC9AUR-iTo0&pp

[Anonymous No.54623502]

>>54623418
that's a man

[Anonymous No.54623522]

>>54623474
>ride it up
>make paper profit
>ride it down again
your typical bagholder

[Anonymous No.54623525]

>>54623418
Women are liars in addition to being whores

[Anonymous No.54623527]

>>54623429
>Status:
>[ ] Not snibbed
>[x] Snibbed

[Anonymous No.54623529]

GameStop

[Anonymous No.54623533]

>>54623500
one of the songs from back when I wasted every spare moment of my life playing quake 1

[Anonymous No.54623550]

bears are smart and adaptable creatures, cows are dumb and eat whatever grass is in front of them.

[Anonymous No.54623562]

>>54623522
damnn if only i perfectly timed each peak and trough i would have made like 400% instead of my meager 20%! I guess you're right psychic bobo

[Anonymous No.54623567]

>>54623550
Millenials are super bearish because they have literally been fucked the hardest, zoomies are bullish because eveything is fake and gay and they have no concept of what struggling through a shit economy is like.

[Anonymous No.54623575]

>>54623525
The majority of chicks don't want a regular dicking with something bigger than 5-6", but when they're young and turbohorny or after they've had a kid and things are stretched out a bit that number goes up to 6-7". The really freaky ones might like a bit bigger than that on a regular basis but that's honestly pretty rare. However, if we're talking about degenerate sportfucking most any woman can get hard pounded with 8-10" until they're well beyond sore and actually have a hard time moving or walking or lifting anything for the next couple of days. Some ladies can go even bigger than that but I've yet to meet a woman IRL that can handle more than a foot of something inside of them unless they've had a hysterectomy or they're really tall with wide hips. The solution to all of this? Get a bathmate or air vacuum pump and vacuum chamber, spend 30 minutes every other day stretching your dick out, don't use nicotine and don't be scared of doing cardio to make sure you have the biggest and best dick you possibly can for your given genetics. Learn how to fuck. Don't jerk off so often you give yourself death grip so you can't cum from fucking, but also don't jerk off so infrequently you bust too easy. And when they're getting uppity or bitchy just get that hoe in doggie and speedfist her walls with one or both hands as necessary until she's completely broken, then do the four finger wave on her g-spot while she's tied to the bed while you use the strongest consumer available vibrator on offer (die-cast doxy wand) on their clit ramping the speed up with each orgasm and do not stop until they are about to or literally pass the fuck out. I do this once every few months with my wife so she'll stop being a cunt and she's perfectly happy with my dick otherwise until she starts getting uppity again, that's when I tell her to go use the hose in the shower to clear out her guts and buttfuck her into submission and then escalate to what I described earlier in this post.

[Anonymous No.54623580]

>>54623399
>have all my money in high yield savings and CDs at 5%. With a Tsp that yielded 8% this Q
I always wanted to get into stocks but I have no idea where to start. It’s comfortable taking the safe route but I’m young enough to take some losses but I have no idea where to start

[Anonymous No.54623581]

>>54623550
>smart and adaptable
>holds bags for 6 months
lmao

[Anonymous No.54623602]

>>54623581
I've been doubling my daily income mon-fri buying and selling stocks that predictably rise and fall because the market literally has no idea where it wants to go. The fact that people haven't panic sold yet just makes me more easy money until they get frustrated.

[Anonymous No.54623607]

>>54623575
There's the truth, from a certified manwhore that has fucked fiddy women of all different races and bodytypes. Get yo dick game on lock, and don't be afraid to get medieval on some pussy occasionally to keep it in line. Not every woman requires this kind of treatment but I'd wager it's more than half given my own experiences, and they need more as they get older. Same way dudes start needing a finger or more up their ass playing with their prostate to nut so hard they feel like they're about to die. People are dirty motherfuckers and everyone has a hoe phase and the sooner anyone reading this can cope with that fact the sooner they'll stop conflating financial wealth with acquiring pussy because the two don't overlap unless you're getting played by a gold digger. Make yo money, get yo bread up, stack yo cheese, protect yo chicken, and when you start feeling froggy go wall a bitch out until they cain't take it no more then make 'em cum one more time after that so they know who daddy is. And yes, this advice is all finance related because getting a good regular nut off keeps you levelheaded and being able to oversatisfy a woman makes them cheating a non-issue. Not that some won't, there's retards or ones fucked in the head that still would even after all'o that, but you can at least be secure in the knowledge that if they do after all'o that they're broken and you were never going to be able to fix them even if you wanted to which you shouldn't. And all this said most fucking is still just gonna be cuddles and intimate wholesomeness, but the fuck monster that lives inside every person is gonna poke its head up periodically and you have to know how to manage that if you ever want to be truly happy and fulfilled.
/rant

[Anonymous No.54623616]

which one of you wants me to dump my thick fucking nut into them

[Anonymous No.54623625]

stumbled across this youtube and the guy mentioned the MCFNF meme stock and now I am convinced that maybe I should get some.
https://youtu.be/SVJJznk-B2A

[Anonymous No.54623633]

>>54623602
I swing trade futures on the short side, just to be safe in case of a dump. Also I slurp commodities when they reach fresh lows that are also historically low, like natgas, oats and lumber. I'll miss the crabbing when it's gone.

[Anonymous No.54623648]

>>54623633
yeah, it's comfy until you get complacent and the markets shift and you make some stupid bets.

[Anonymous No.54623664]

>>54623625
https://youtu.be/SVJJznk-B2A?t=583
literally his ad sponsor

[Anonymous No.54623667]

>>54623080
> >>54623080

Could someone help a glowfag out?

[Anonymous No.54623668]

Remember the distant times of three weeks ago when trading in the european morning was easy as fuck and there was more movement than after the NY open? Those were the days.

[Anonymous No.54623671]

Invest in porn. Tinder and porn speak the truth.
Porn has nothing to do with abuse, contrary to the atheist propaganda. And another thing atheists push for is ''sex is about power''

Yes women love to be fucked by Max Hardcore, James Deen, Woodman. Women say it explicitly and they keep doing it.
Women don't love the guy infatuated with beautiful women. What In their teen age men know unconsciously, then very much consciously in their adult age, is that women
-never value the eternal beta orbiter
-women will have debased sex with the first stranger who ''makes them vibrate''

Women don't give a shit about long-term relationships. Women just want to larp over a few days as the non-slut girl and then they want the sex, and they want it bad.

The second strategy women build to avoid viewing themselves as slut is their fantasy of ''summer love'', which is just the situation with the ''stranger which makes them vibrates all over'' extended to a few weeks of casual fun sex with no string attached and zero bad consequence for the girl (especially no pregnancy, which is reached thanks to normalization of abortion).

And by the way, women cannot be degraded, because women are not pure to begin with . Purity of women is myth, built by men but which women find very very useful. Jews know that women are whores, contrary to romans who think women are pure lol. So jews only define jewisness through women, because only the mother is sure to be known by the community. On the opposite side is literally homosexuals like greeks and romans and kings who keep basing their lineages on purity of women, which we all know is a lie.
This is why I will always respect more jews than goys.

What a girl utterly despises are 2 things:
-being called a slut, but only outside of the romp
-having physical contact with repulsive orbiters (but still wants all their attention and all their money) which is why tinder and other onlyfan are a godsend and makes women thrive in democracies

[Anonymous No.54623673]

>>54623667
glowie assets are people, not stocks.

[Anonymous No.54623679]

My hustle? I sell subscription based alcohol delivery services to indigenous communities, the biggest contracts have been in the south pacific where I have been granted mineral rights for major swathes of untouched virgin jungle.

[Anonymous No.54623680]

>>54623671

Women don't want to to be respected and make love in the dark with their devoted provider. What women want is to be fucked raw by an Adonis they barely know who makes them squirt everywhere and fuck them until they can barely walk the day after.

Women want the convulsive orgasm where they lose consciousness to the point that they roll their eyes and lose their social self, getting in touch for the first time their true self, ie the sheer whoredom. You think they will get that by looking into the eyes of their generic subservient beta appliance fucking them in the missionary position?
Think again.

Everything you see in porn and tinder is the truth about women. And that's why you hate it.

[Anonymous No.54623684]

>>54623679
>pays minimum wage for the most dangerous job on earth
are you doing the deliveries?

[Anonymous No.54623696]

this has to be the worst smg ever

[Anonymous No.54623700]

SOXS will hit 21 today.

[Anonymous No.54623702]

>>54623696
You sound like you should invest into The Handy.

[Anonymous No.54623710]

Did SpaceX take off yet?

[Anonymous No.54623733]

I hate being sober so fucking much

[Anonymous No.54623741]

>>54623733
Me too, that's why I don't do it.

[Anonymous No.54623764]

whats a good app for being able to see tickers of stocks I am watching in realtime? I want to be able to monitor multiple stocks at once and the market as a whole.

[Anonymous No.54623770]

>>54623671
>>54623680
Or just get really good at fucking and be that for whatever chick you end up with so they don't stray, and be secure enough in yourself that if they still do you just move on without a care in the world. Dudes get just as gross, it's the whole reason why loli as a genre exists and now AI porn which is literally just fake shit made by a program to fit into whatever niche is desired. The onus of finding happiness in reality is on everyone, as is the onus of being able to create happiness, and being able to be happy and make others happy is a prerequisite to acquiring real wealth as well as maintaining financial wealth without succumbing to the folly of the human condition. Which is why what I posted actually pertains to finance and why what you posted is just demoralizing reddit-spaced shit that has no place in a stock market general thread, you offered no helpful advice and sought only to destroy instead of build. You're worse than Rocker, lower than even CLFTranny, you are the santorum leaking from scoopsies bussy after a hamchad got done buckbreaking him.

[Anonymous No.54623782]

>>54623764
Any broker or charting package worth a damn? If you are looking for something more focused on this, there's tickstrike, but it's expensive.

[Anonymous No.54623798]

>>54623782
what is this guy using? is it e-trade plus?
https://youtu.be/zs4Be9K46r8?t=7

[Anonymous No.54623827]

>>54623607
I hope one day we start executing people like you publicly again

[Anonymous No.54623834]

OOOH NOOO THAT SUCKS

[Anonymous No.54623879]

>>54623580
As much as I enjoy sex advice from people who have obviously never had sex anybody wanna help

[Anonymous No.54623896]

>>54623879
Don't buy stocks now, simple as. We're in a crab market and we're likely to go lower.

[Anonymous No.54623907]

>>54623418
I have a small dick so that cheered me up
> inb4 smells like curry too
Naw smells like dick cheese

[Anonymous No.54623925]

>>54623415
As if it is any different than the META platforms

[Anonymous No.54623933]

Bobos on suicidewatch

[Anonymous No.54623940]

at this point retail traders need to use index funds just so the market will become more efficient

[Anonymous No.54623953]

>>54623933

[Anonymous No.54623959]

MSFTbros we are so fucking juiced

[Anonymous No.54623979]

if you fags aren't gonna help me then I'm gonna be stingy with helping you and jut spam soijacks.

[Anonymous No.54623982]

>>54623959
>I lived long enough to see FANG die
fucking good
>>54623979
Buy VT

[Anonymous No.54623985]

Is the death of the financial market going to start in 2 hours 10 minutes or has JPOW kicked the can another 10 years making the hole even deeper in the processes?

[Anonymous No.54623994]

>>54623827
>mad cuz sad
I hope one day you learn to take advice instead of getting mad at it because it makes you sad.

[Anonymous No.54624003]

>>54623979
Seekeing alpha, costs $100/year if you use your favorite shills promo code. You can get it you $99 if you use my promocode IH8NGRS

[Anonymous No.54624009]

Alright so what happens today?

[Anonymous No.54624017]

>>54624003
>IH8NGRS

[Anonymous No.54624026]

>>54624009
Last weeks gains are erased because suckers bought sucker bets, then suckers hold more while everyone with brains rebuys below the sucker price and sell below the sucker price. The stock market only works because most of the people in it are stupid and fickle.

[Anonymous No.54624041]

Brapgassers
Has the paradigm changed?
Will the KOLD virgins feel the warmth of our hot load?

[Anonymous No.54624042]

>DXY +0.16%
>10yr yield +0.019%
guess what happens next /smg/

[Anonymous No.54624059]

>>54624042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyVSKydUxKk

[Anonymous No.54624092]

>>54624026
at least warren buffet doesn't offend me when he alls me stupid

[Anonymous No.54624095]

>>54624003
just bypass the paywoll with a plugin

[Anonymous No.54624102]

Great Depression 2 when

[Anonymous No.54624123]

>>54624042
MAA if you like divies

[Anonymous No.54624142]

>>54624042
Nothing evee happens

[Anonymous No.54624151]

I am betting against the S&P 500, 15 overvalued stocks are proppoing it up as simple people are trying to put their cash anywhere but a bank. International and emerging are going to boom

[Anonymous No.54624152]

>>54624042
It's hilarious watching the yield curve and seeing people believe they didn't fudge the inflation numbers like crazy. The fed bought itself maybe a month of lee way for the banks to unfuck themselves before it skyrockets

[Anonymous No.54624163]

>>54623959
Firefox should drop it too

[Anonymous No.54624173]

>>54624152
June 6th 2024 D-Day 2.0, DCA and FOMOing now is futile, the crash will come in September and that's when you buy the bottom.

[Anonymous No.54624178]

>>54624173
>>54623940
but retail traders are getting fucked

[Anonymous No.54624181]

>>54624173
*2023

[Anonymous No.54624186]

>>54623399
I want to invest in russian stock. How I do it? Sactions have made it very difficult.

[Anonymous No.54624204]

>>54623671
>Invest in porn. Tinder and porn speak the truth.
Sex sells

[Anonymous No.54624212]

>>54624173
If you are capable, profit from the crab, everyone expects the fed pivot in june.

[Anonymous No.54624223]

>>54623733
Was at the beach party bar not drinking yesterday, holy shit it sucks. Feeling good in the morning is nice but I smoked a fat cigar so I even kind of hangover from that. Alcohol is cool and fun

[Anonymous No.54624271]

quit dumping oil you fucks

[Anonymous No.54624273]

>wake up in the middle of the night to a sudden intense and acute pain in my left testicle
>only felt it for a split second and never again throughout the night
>tried the turn my head and cough and felt nothing
>became paranoid about testicular torsion and could not sleep

This is bearish for stocks. Trade accordingly.

[Anonymous No.54624274]

>>54624152
>before it skyrockets
Why now?

[Anonymous No.54624285]

burn local

[Anonymous No.54624295]

>>54624274
energy costs from core inflation and the fed already said that 25 bps wasn't enough, they only walked it back because of bank failures

[Anonymous No.54624297]

>>54624273
If you're a side sleeper it could've been a nut getting reduced bloodflow, happens to me occasionally. Sleep on your back instead. Means you're getting old and your nuts are starting to hang low.

[Anonymous No.54624336]

good morning you fucking losers.

[Anonymous No.54624341]

So if this thing doesn't explode on launch in 5 minutes, are all rare earth miners essentially dead in 10 years?

[Anonymous No.54624351]

>>54624336
good evening :D

[Anonymous No.54624358]

>>54624341
obscure post but honestly I doubt it, whenever tesla falls almost all of elon's funding goes out the window

[Anonymous No.54624373]

Crab day with mild pump, calling it now

[Anonymous No.54624377]

>>54624297
Maybe, it happened when I was on my back though. I'll have to see what it's like next time I'm in bed. I think if it was actual tortion then the pain would be constant and intense from what I hear and not just a little split second feeling.

[Anonymous No.54624380]

>>54624358
Spacex is not reliant on Tesla money at this point

[Anonymous No.54624381]

>>54624358
100 million tons is a lot of asteroid mining hardware. reusable. basically makes anything feasible. like discovering of new spain.

[Anonymous No.54624409]

>>54624295
>energy costs from core inflation
In spring? Little late for that I think

[Anonymous No.54624412]

>>54624341
Why?

[Anonymous No.54624416]

>>54624341
LINK?!!?vnkx8

[Anonymous No.54624417]

Big news for BTU today.

[Anonymous No.54624418]

>>54624295
>only walked it back because of bank failures
Only bank failures

[Anonymous No.54624432]

>>54624418
banks as in "retarded regional venture capital" banks

[Anonymous No.54624447]

>>54624432
And they got saved via the fed absorbing a large debit to the balance sheet for the banks losses on the bonds. All while fed claims that it fits into their regularly scheduled QT. But ask yourself seriously, how could it?

[Anonymous No.54624450]

>PEAR
Pear anon...

[Anonymous No.54624456]

>>54624377
Before I go to sleep I give my nuts a tug and make sure they're oriented correctly in my sack, sometimes even if you're laying on your back they can turn a bit if they're resting against your inner thigh and then you relax fully letting them down a bit more. Shit sucks but that's the price to pay for having big nuts.

[Anonymous No.54624466]

>>54624447
they invented a new form of QE
so basically
>"yay inflation is going down!"
>"lets reduce rate hikes to 25!"
>"oh no inflation has stagnated, lets just keep doing 25"
>"oh no despite four 25 rate hikes its not going up"
>"we admit we gotta do stronger ones"
>banks fail
>"uh just kidding! Also more QE! Pretend I didn't just say inflation was going to need more than 25 cause we are doing 25"

[Anonymous No.54624468]

>natgas breaking $2.20000
APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.54624476]

>>54623500
Fuck I'm getting old.

[Anonymous No.54624484]

nice Chips Act eurocratic wankstains
why is ASML down and why am i reading about cuts to semiconductor investment

[Anonymous No.54624485]

good morning

[Anonymous No.54624489]

>>54624466
Kek, that is an accurate description of historical events. Inflation is whatever they want it to be

[Anonymous No.54624496]

>>54624489
its insane how badly they tried to memory hole what causes inflation
we even had some resident shill whose entire purpose was to reply to every single post about inflation and defend the fed

[Anonymous No.54624498]

>VIX gapped up
>DXY up

i-is this the big one anons?

[Anonymous No.54624515]

>>54624498
no

[Anonymous No.54624517]

Srsly fuck me for trying to countertrade (deutsche bank long vs dax short). Why the fuck are banks dropping for no reasonn now. I'd understand if it was industrial bullshit, but why banks? This market is pue scam

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54624520]

>>54624498
No, the big one is coming next Thursday

[Anonymous No.54624523]

>>54624498
its not happening until its crashening

[Anonymous No.54624524]

Market go down = Oil go down = Uranium go up = Buy UUUU (Someone pls buy my bags)

[Anonymous No.54624561]

>>54624468
NG approaches a 1 month high and where is BOIL right now..?

[Anonymous No.54624566]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54624569]

>>54624517
Deutsche Bank CEO talked this morning

[Anonymous No.54624572]

>>54624496
They changed the definition of recession to support the grift too. The story now about earnings decreasing is the same fear mongering as last year

[Anonymous No.54624580]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54624585]

>>54624341
Rare earths are only rare because we don't want the environmental grossness of processing them. And even Starship's most aggressive timeline isn't going to allow space mining for like 2 decades.

So long REMX, short RKLB.

[Anonymous No.54624587]

>>54624498
>VIX gapped up
look at bonds

[Anonymous No.54624594]

>soft data is getting better
Let's see how long hard data takes to do the opposite

[Anonymous No.54624661]

>>54624585
Why are people even trying this? There's no way it'll ever be cheaper, are they hoping to mine materials that we may run out of in the earth and need no matter the cost? In that case, how could they satisfy demand? I'm assuming you can't bring home more than a thousand tons without risking it flattening someone on descent

[Anonymous No.54624663]

>>54624520
Shut the fuck up baggot

[Anonymous No.54624679]

>day 35 of holding $35k of SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54624682]

>>54623733
Honestly Jew juice doesn’t get me going anymore. I just get slow and angry, prob from being locked down for a year. Used to be a happy drunk now I’m a jaded one.

[Anonymous No.54624683]

>>54624661
in nihilist republic, you dont need a purpose, the only thing which matters is running the economy to make the ruling class and women coom better.
bureaucrats and merchants to power from kings to make nihilism the intellectual norm and hedonism the material norm

nihilism+money=commerce=orgies all day everyday

[Anonymous No.54624687]

>>54624661
I'm sure there's some piles of iridium or gold or whatever out there. It'd be relatively straightforward to wrangle them right and crash them in the middle of the Utah desert or something.

[Anonymous No.54624697]

BOIL Kangs. We rise.

[Anonymous No.54624717]

>>54623607
You talk like a nigger and your shits all retarded

[Anonymous No.54624722]

>>54624683
retard
>>54624687
Thanks, so it's more motherload hunting than developing a steady flow.

[Anonymous No.54624724]

>>54624569
I also farted this morning

[Anonymous No.54624741]

>>54624663
I just read the article, he dunks of doctors and health officials for being too pussy to say it's a fag disease and praises faggots for picking up the slack and telling other faggots to stop shitting in each other's mouth for a couple of weeks lmao.

[Anonymous No.54624744]

>BOIL
I should have bought at 3...

[Anonymous No.54624752]

>fugly co worker I just met keeps texting me about sex
>she let me grab her ass in the work break room yesterday
>now debating if I should let me blow in the work parking lot

I’m so horny bros what do I do?

[Anonymous No.54624755]

I closed my Nasdaq shorts, I don't trust this market to not pump on no news whatsoever

[Anonymous No.54624765]

>>54624697
Chad climber hands

[Anonymous No.54624806]

Kek at futes going red just before open

[Anonymous No.54624821]

Buddy check MRAI computer

[Anonymous No.54624833]

Launch cancelled.
Red day incoming.
It's over.

[Anonymous No.54624836]

>>54624821
what happened?

[Anonymous No.54624846]

>>54624752
Jerk off and if you feel the same go for it... if not, then it might not be worth the trouble.

[Anonymous No.54624851]

>A pressurant valve appears to be frozen, so unless it starts operating soon, no launch today
SELL SELL SELL A PRESSURANT VALVE FROZE ITS OVER SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.54624853]

>>54624836
>AI in ticker
Don't even have to look

[Anonymous No.54624860]

>>54624833
Its canceled?

[Anonymous No.54624864]

>>54624833
(((Musk))) fucks it up (again) who would have thunk

[Anonymous No.54624867]

>>54624836
Stock offering

[Anonymous No.54624872]

Why is BOIL pumping, I was shilled contango

[Anonymous No.54624880]

>>54624860
For today. Just a frozen valve so probably a retry tomorrow morning.

[Anonymous No.54624881]

>>54624867
Being a microcap baggie is pain, anytime you make gains you get hit with share dilution lmao

[Anonymous No.54624882]

We'll go into a cession cycle!
>We'll go into a cession cycle!
We'll go into a cession cycle!
>We'll go into a cession cycle!

[Anonymous No.54624888]

>>54624860
Yea. Some problem with the fuel pressure. They are cancelling at 10secs to try again ~48hr

[Anonymous No.54624893]

>>54624872
Weird ass algos correlating it with DXY

[Anonymous No.54624895]

>>54624872
Dude natural gas is really cheap so now its being priced to be less cheap

[Anonymous No.54624917]

>>54624872
Now that BOIL has rolled all their contracts to July at $2.7, May can rebound as the selling pressure softens.
The 30% loss for BOIL has been successfully locked in.

[Anonymous No.54624939]

asscrack 100 bros , we gonna pump today??

[Anonymous No.54624938]

Why is it so quiet here

[Anonymous No.54624944]

>>54624938
the peace before storm

[Anonymous No.54624950]

Finna day trade the biggest mover in the premarket wish me luck

[Anonymous No.54624979]

BUDDY LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTER

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54624980]

>>54624663
You shut the fuck up faggot.

[Anonymous No.54624999]

Oh shit

[Anonymous No.54625002]

>>54624980
You shut the fuck up faggot kike

[Anonymous No.54625003]

Fucken Roblox managed to stay irrational longer than my puts lasted and today in premarket it dumped 11%. Smh I was off by a week should've kept rolling them every month.

[Anonymous No.54625007]

>>54624979
Google down 4%
RBLX down 12%
BTC down 2%

Yeah... I'm thinking red week.

[Anonymous No.54625009]

>>54624979
>COIN

[Anonymous No.54625013]

WTFWT

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54625014]

This is going to be the last green week before we start going down in preparation for the WW3 arc. So try to use this time to adjust accordingly.

[Anonymous No.54625016]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54625017]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.54625019]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54625026]

>>54625016
>>54625017
Based

[Anonymous No.54625037]

>>54624938
tigers, forest, habanero

[Anonymous No.54625040]

doubled down on another NVDA tranche

[Anonymous No.54625042]

Bobros we eatin

[Anonymous No.54625055]

>>54625003
STT :)

[Anonymous No.54625058]

Predictions for where DXY will end the week
Mine is 103.4

[Anonymous No.54625059]

>Anons continuing to reply and acknowledge a namefag
Grim how far we’ve come

[Anonymous No.54625064]

>>54625042
not so fast...

[Anonymous No.54625065]

Banks getting hammered while NATGAS pumps. We all know banks are a energy cost sensitive sector. Fuck this market

[Anonymous No.54625068]

>>54625042
>>54625040
They slurpin...

[Anonymous No.54625076]

>>54625064
Not today, snibs. Today Mr snibs getting snipped.

[Anonymous No.54625084]

>sold right before the pump
Every fucking time

[Anonymous No.54625094]

isn't CS merged with UBS?

[Anonymous No.54625093]

>>54625040
>>54625042

no no no markets went up for no reason for months now, it must go higher !

[Anonymous No.54625104]

/smg/ is literally dead.

[Anonymous No.54625106]

unless something ends up HAPPENING!!! today, this gunna grab upwards. Screen shit this post.

>You wont cuz you a bitch

[Anonymous No.54625107]

Me and my cousins inherent 20k each from an aunt
Since i am the most financially responsible person in the generation my aunt asked me to make some investment with it
I am thinking about letting them use 2k to buy shit they want and putting the rest in ETFs, thinking about s&p 500 / Dividend kings
I think dividends might be better since they will just get it deposited into their account instead of them having to talk to the broker and sell stuff

[Anonymous No.54625113]

>>54625093
>no reason
Kek, no news anon is here too. Feeling good about this week bros.

[Anonymous No.54625114]

>>54625065
USB is getting heemed by a short ladder attack: https://twitter.com/HoldCoAM/status/1647920724869349377

[Anonymous No.54625117]

>>54625068
(((they))) can't keep this going.
after the market open schizo hour we dump

[Anonymous No.54625127]

>>54625106
Whatever happened to Keven Spacey?

[Anonymous No.54625128]

>SOXL after opening down a kajillion percent

[Anonymous No.54625145]

>>54625104
BITCH CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE

[Anonymous No.54625148]

PBR and EC trading for 2 times earnings and paying a 30% dividend how us that even possible?

[Anonymous No.54625152]

>>54625127
SIGA was created to stop his butt born Spacey-Monkeypozxxx

[Anonymous No.54625166]

>>54625152
lmao I fogot about the monkeypoz alpha you fags were shilling.

[Anonymous No.54625168]

LUMBURRR

[Anonymous No.54625175]

> NATURAL GAS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54625176]

OOOOOOOOOOOO BBAI BROS

[Anonymous No.54625187]

>>54625168
>>54625175
>Pierce Brosnan cattle

[Anonymous No.54625201]

>>54625168
This dude looks like a discount Bruce Springsteen impersonator.

[Anonymous No.54625213]

>>54625187
ohnonono physical VIX on the decline

[Anonymous No.54625237]

people are still buying over 400

[Anonymous No.54625242]

>>54625213
/smg/VIX reaching zero

[Anonymous No.54625258]

>>54625237
>people are still buying over 400
yeah I'm still buying
buying money markets ETFs that is

[Anonymous No.54625259]

>dollar goes up
>nasdaq goes up

>vix goes down
>nasdaq goes down too

Why cant this piece of hot garbage just crash for once??

[Anonymous No.54625281]

PLACING ALL BETS!

>Biden will SPR dick slap oil prices and "fix" inflation
>OPEC gives Biden the Corn Pop treatment back to $120 a barrel.

[Anonymous No.54625312]

>>54625281
Remember that time Biden sent a gaggle of Jews to negotiate with the Saudis?

[Anonymous No.54625315]

STOP PUMPING DAX AnD BuY ONLY DEUTschE; YOU BURGERFUCKS

[Anonymous No.54625339]

i do not approve of this at all

[Anonymous No.54625345]

>>54625315
this DAX pump from the lows to ath is just insane
look at the chart it's literally just green. still keep holding shorts. the wait will pay off at the end bobro

[Anonymous No.54625349]

>>54625237
Currency(debt) isn't vanishing from the system.
Quite the opposite, it is still expanding.
>inb4 declining m2
As if M2 is an actual representation of all the IOUs floating around there.
For the markets to decline significantly would mean that all the cash would sit on the sidelines. In addition to the potentially infinite trillions which are already waiting on the sidelines.
I mean... looking at it from this perspective it seems almost like an impossibility for the S&P 500 to go significantly lower.
My guesstimate is that ~3500pts in the S&P 500 at its current composition is the physical low.
That level, or even slightly below could only be reached by a shock or cataclysm in the world economy.
And since everybody got desensitized by the rona nothingburger I guess this is even more unlikely nowadays.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54625360]

Buy BUD, their new ad campaign is going to make them gain market share over competitors in the trans community. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.54625363]

CHECK BBAI BUY NOW HOLY MOLY

[Anonymous No.54625374]

>>54625345
>V-shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.54625386]

>>54625345
>218 / 71 / 84 / 1
I'm holding, but I also started counterrtrading Deutsche. And today I'm getting double heemed. I was a little too optimistic on banks and because I couldn't wait 10 minutes I'm in the red, on a fuckin day banks are gettign hmmered. Meanwhile NAtGAS pumping, energy in general should become more expensive again, but banks crash, not fuckin industry or chemicals

[Anonymous No.54625390]

>>54625312
Didn't they literally tell him to fuck off because they don't care about doing him a favor for elections?

[Anonymous No.54625391]

>>54625374
look at the monthly DAX chart it's ridiculous

[Anonymous No.54625395]

>>54623502
Gay men are total size queens. If you have a small-average dick as a gay man then I hope you like being a bottom.

[Anonymous No.54625398]

SMG SHILL/MEME LIST REPOTE
1/4

[Anonymous No.54625408]

>mfw sold my natgas at 2.082

[Anonymous No.54625412]

2/4

[Anonymous No.54625417]

you can only post itt if you've held a 3x inverse ETF for over a month

[Anonymous No.54625423]

WE READY TO FEAST ON THESE CALLS BOYS
imagine being a retarded ber in 2023 lmfao

[Anonymous No.54625429]

3/4

[Anonymous No.54625433]

KOLD seems like a buy here

[Anonymous No.54625434]

Who Moved My Vix?

[Anonymous No.54625436]

>>54625345
Everytime Deutsche drops, Dax drops but Dax pumps and Deutsche doesn't care or drops further. Pretty ironic. I knew this was a bad idea, but greed and naivity wins.

[Anonymous No.54625442]

>>54625417
Hello fellow bagholder

[Anonymous No.54625443]

daily reminder market has been destroyed forever by 0DTE

[Anonymous No.54625445]

>>54625104
Sadly all the remote workers have been laid off, and their new jobs are fulltime in office. They've lost 80% of their portfolios, and no longer care to check on the markets or make new trades. /smg/ will never be the same again.

[Anonymous No.54625448]

4/4

[Anonymous No.54625460]

okay cleary the market either crabs sideways or up
30 mins looking at it has been cancer enough im done with it now

[Anonymous No.54625462]

bbai is still at the bottom, now is the perfect time to buy in

[Anonymous No.54625463]

>>54625417
yo yo yo

[Anonymous No.54625475]

>>54624752
My best advice is don't bang your coworkers, if shit goes sour she will do everything in her power to make your work life as miserable as possible.

[Anonymous No.54625482]

>>54625391
Picrelated is weekly,
It has been in la-la-land for quite some time now.
I guess that nowadays the DAX is a tiny market that lost a lot of significance since the mid 2000s.

[Anonymous No.54625487]

>>54625423

[Anonymous No.54625491]

>>54624752
dont shit where you eat

[Anonymous No.54625494]

>>54623764
Learn Python and write your own

[Anonymous No.54625497]

you're missing it

[Anonymous No.54625509]

took a nap bros

[Anonymous No.54625518]

Think I'm gonna slurp some TMF here. Crabbing the 1 month low

[Anonymous No.54625520]

Buy Rycey! plane engines, subamerine engines, nuclear reactors, CO2 neutral artificial fuel, the FUTURE!

[Anonymous No.54625521]

>>54625460
we are in a crab market for the next 5 years. maybe longer. how nobody has figured this out yet is beyond me. MM hedge funds are feasting since 11/14/22 when 0DE came out.

[Anonymous No.54625523]

>>54624042
>guess what happens next /smg/
I make more money and live a fulfilling life.

[Anonymous No.54625528]

>>54625462
>over a 100% jump in the past month

hmmmm

[Anonymous No.54625532]

>>54625520
you're doing it wrong

[Anonymous No.54625537]

>>54625520
Too SPYCEY

[Anonymous No.54625538]

>>54625487
do you want to feast?

[Anonymous No.54625541]

>>54624042
Uhhh we're all getting laid?

[Anonymous No.54625548]

>>54625532
the car is owned by BMW, get a clue, newfag

[Anonymous No.54625550]

>>54624042
We defeat the BBEG?

[Anonymous No.54625553]

>>54624663
>that spy movement
Return to Normal Volatility it is.

[Anonymous No.54625561]

>>54623959
Google is a shit search engine now.
Everything that you actually need a answer for you have to type in "reddit" before.

> Me: computer software gives me error x3920af, how do I fix?
> Google: Here's all these pajeet scamware software packages that I will tailor your ads to promote for the next 3 fucking years?
>Me again: reddit computer software gives me error x3920af, how do I fix?
>Google: Here is a link to a reddit page where the quick two second solution to your problem is located.

Its fucking hilarious how shitty Google is. Still has 66% of the online search business locked up too with no monopoly oversight. Standard Oil was torn to shreds for having 17%. LOL

[Anonymous No.54625562]

>>54625548
lol goteem

[Anonymous No.54625574]

>>54625548
Lmao, now that you say that this might explain why BMW is mooning like retarded. I completely forgot Rolls Royce cars is BMW, albeit when you google Rolls-Royce you first see the cars before you find the real Rolly-Royce.

[Anonymous No.54625579]

>>54625482
considering inflation is even worse in EU, they didn't solve any energy problems since special military operation and ECB did print money until ink was almost running out (like FED in US) it makes no fucking sense to pump to ATH (not just DAX but other EU indices too, like CAC)
only pump which kinda makes sense a bit is FTSE because they have a shit ton of mining stuff in there

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54625582]

I did an all in on the SPY buy put options with the $413 strike today. Here's my reasoning. The market is running out of steam, and we will see the liquidity dry up faster than a woman's cunt when she see's rocker. This will lead to what we like to call in the industry a "Flash Crash" and basically that's when you dump your puts and get a decent win.

[Anonymous No.54625583]

I wanna gamble on 4/20

[Anonymous No.54625592]

>VIX
niggas wtf why isn't it spiking up but spiking downwards. Please call the market makers, NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.54625593]

>>54625562
>>54625574
yeah, because journalists are fuckin retarded and don't know what they are talking about

[Anonymous No.54625596]

>WWE
If we don't crash, it looks like we might hit 105 which is my exit price
I'm kinda sad now because this might be the best play I might make in a while. Up 30% with stocks and made like 3 grand off of options.

[Anonymous No.54625599]

Always sell options

[Anonymous No.54625602]

>>54625582
you're using logic in a market that only matters what MM make most money. and puts is not it. we will either chop or go up. certainly not down.

[Anonymous No.54625619]

we will 100% take out 415 area. too obvious for puts, they suckered them all in.

[Anonymous No.54625618]

>>54625553
>looking at this now I realized we are actually at Rugpull revolution...

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54625622]

>>54625602
well you can take the even and over, i'll be over here on team under. we'll see who's right in a couple of hours.

[Anonymous No.54625625]

Why didnt SCHW pump

[Anonymous No.54625635]

>>54623959
Same thing going on with Apple who are in the process of developing their own improved search engine and browser to use as the default on iPhones.

Google is completely fucked. The search engine is their driving source of revenue, without it they're just another tech company with slides instead of stairs in the office.

[Anonymous No.54625636]

DXY is finally rising. Looking pretty toppy for stocks here.

[Anonymous No.54625640]

think like a hedge fund MM and you will make money. its really that simple. technicals and fundementals stopped working years ago.

[Anonymous No.54625650]

>>54625127
He murdered all of his accusers. completely and totally based.

[Anonymous No.54625660]

>>54625622
all the technichals look bearish, and the fundamentals as well.
thats why it wont work.

[Anonymous No.54625661]

Another day of yields up DXY up VIX up stocks up

[Anonymous No.54625662]

>>54625635
>Google is completely fucked
Good, Google has been shit for a while. Even fucking Bing mogs them

[Anonymous No.54625665]

>>54625625
bad forward guidance

[Anonymous No.54625679]

>>54625650
Just like my premium series politcodrama.

[Anonymous No.54625678]

>>54625625
perhaps their earnings were merely somewhat okish

[Anonymous No.54625682]

>>54625640
I don't have insider trading info to base my plays off of though

[Anonymous No.54625686]

low volume + blatant algo
huge squeeze coming
easy money
never short a dull market

[Anonymous No.54625695]

Anyone else buying pot stocks for 4/20?

[Anonymous No.54625697]

shouldve bought when i told you guys 10 minutes ago, its all green from here

[Anonymous No.54625709]

>>54625695
>hurr le funny weed number haha smok weed eryday XD

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54625712]

>>54625660
Well slap my ass and call me a bitch, it's not working.

[Anonymous No.54625715]

>>54625695
im smoking so they might bump for you

[Anonymous No.54625719]

Oatsbros.. slowly but surely... we rise!

[Anonymous No.54625720]

>>54625695
no. how would you even pick one? so many equally shitty literally who tickers.

[Anonymous No.54625737]

Just shorted commercial real estate giant prologis.

PLD.

They havent fallen like the rest of commercial reits yet so i'm gonna hope. Earnings tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54625736]

>>54625665
>Buying on guidance
yeah, they certainly won't ever try making thing sound better

[Anonymous No.54625746]

>bbai
>already on the back of a massive month long pump
>thinking you should buy into that now

[Anonymous No.54625756]

I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
I WONT FOMO INTO BBAI
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54625763]

>>54625756
It's up 200% in the past six months. To buy into that now is silly

[Anonymous No.54625766]

LABU bros they hate us cuz they anus

[Anonymous No.54625794]

>>54625790

>>54625790
>>54625790

[Anonymous No.54625798]

>>54625756
the next bull run is about to start but you have to buy RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.54625843]

>>54625695
No

[Anonymous No.54625851]

>>54625720
Last year you could buy anything

[Anonymous No.54626230]

Canadian here, I just clicked this thread. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.54626534]

>>54625794
too early, you faggot