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54614174 No.54614174 [Reply] [Original]

I quit smoking. My dad is going to buy me a house now. Feeling comfy.

>> No.54614228

>>54614174
I know the feeling bro. I didn't shit my pants today. My dad is going to buy me a 100-foot yacht now. Feeling content.

>> No.54614269
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>>54614228
I will buy a yacht when my Real Estate business takes off. It starts with this house my dad will buy me.

>> No.54614277

>>54614174

WONT LAST, NIGGER

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>>54614174
can he buy me a house too? its just $100k, he literally makes that in 3 seconds

>> No.54614308

>>54614174
Your dad is gonna wipe your butt when you take a shit too?

>> No.54614335
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>>54614228
>>54614294
The house is $100k. It's my first home/first rental property. Poorfags.

>> No.54614345

>>54614174
are you the same guy thats been making this threads for month or is this just an ongoing joke now

>> No.54614361

>>54614269
Good for you anon. I was in the Real Estate business for a while, sold a few houses that my dad bought for me back to him for a bit lower than he originally paid for them, with the understanding that he would buy me a few more nicer homes. I used the money to get into the Yacht Business, and have now sold my dad several yachts for a healthy profit.

>> No.54614368

>>54614335
>the house is 100k
West Virginia chads strike again!

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I need to quit for a month. I'm using patches and gum because my dad will still count the days for my house. Before my time would reset after a cigarette, but now I can just use gum and still get the house. WAGMI!

>> No.54614437

>>54614174
your daddy gave you a 1000 houses since on all times you posted this exact same thing

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>>54614361
Do you recommend renting condos. I'm looking at condos in Miami.

>> No.54614516

>tfw dad financed your 5 mortgages and now you have a successful rental business
bros... wgmi

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>>54614335
im so fucking happy for you and i cant wait for your father to buy one for me too