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[Anonymous No.5460031]

WE WISH YOU A MERRY /biz/MAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /biz/MAS
WE WISH YOU A MERRY /biz/MAS
AND TO GO BROKE NEXT YEAR!

PINK WOJAKS WE BRING
SINCE WE'LL GET NO GAINS
WE'LL HODL THIS /biz/MAS
AND WE'LL GO BROKE NEXT YEAR!

[Anonymous No.5460070]

>>5460031
Merry Christmas /biz/ brother

[Anonymous No.5460109]

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[Anonymous No.5460140]

>>5460109
Jeeze anon post folio, nice gains

[Anonymous No.5460164]

>>5460070
Sauce

[Anonymous No.5460187]

>>5460109
>less than 1k invested

Please refrain from posting in the future

[Anonymous No.5460230]

[Anonymous No.5460246]

>>5460187

Sorry I'm an 18 y/o sophomore year chemistry student with an 20k debt so I couldn't invest more. We are not all rich.

[Anonymous No.5460279]

>>5460246
OK well stay in school and pay off your debt first

Proud of you anon

[Anonymous No.5460294]

>>5460246
Don't go into chemistry, ask your parents for your college fund then invest in cryptos, them move to real estate.

[Anonymous No.5460295]

>Demento the pink-faced wojak
>Had some very shiny bags
>Full of LINK and Request
>Even worse than all the newfags
>All of the other wojaks
>Used to post on /biz/ with all their gainz
>But those gainz never came for Demento
>Pajeets would just poo in his face
>But then one FUDdy Hardfork Eve
>Moneyskelly came to say
>Demento with your bags so bright
>Sell and then pump ETH tonight
>Then all the oldfags loved him
>And Demento got his 8% gainz
>It didn't matter in the end though
>Because he couldn't cash out anyway!

[Anonymous No.5460336]

We were all worried about a red Christmas and nothing but pink wojaks under the tree, but we got a green Christmas after all! Merry Christmas and I hope you all see extraordinary gains in 2018 as well.

[Anonymous No.5460401]

>>5460336
crypto will be great for 2 years, why are people saying it's going bad. Just because it doesn't do well for a few weeks...

[Anonymous No.5460403]

>>5460031
>>5460295
lol

[Anonymous No.5461161]

LAST CHRISTMAS
I SOLD YOU MY BAGS
THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU SOLD THEM AWAY

THIS YEAR
TO SAVE YOU FROM CHEER
ILL SHILL THEM TO SOMEONE SPECIAL

[Anonymous No.5461222]

Merry christmas to you too wojak biz, may the lady luck be on your side in 2918

[Anonymous No.5461791]

>>O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
>>How long you take to transfer
>>O Bitcoin fee, O Bitcoin fee
>>Could BCash be the answer
>>Candles so green in bullish times
>>But turn to red when volume climbs
>>O Bitcoin Fee, O Bitcoin Fee
>>How long you take to transfer

[Anonymous No.5461948]

Wojaks posting on an open board
Weak hands nipping at your gains
Worldwide crashes being bought by NEETs
And scamcoins dressed up like Cryptos

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To HODLers pajeet and jew,
Although it's been shilled many times, many ways
Merry /biz/mas to you

[Anonymous No.5462063]

>>5461791

Amazing

[Anonymous No.5462555]

>Some of those who hold Chain Link, are the same that take losses
>Some of those who hold Chain Link, are the same that take losses
>Some of those who hold Chain Link, are the same that take losses

>Shilling in the name of

>And now you do what McAfee told ya
>And now you do what McAfee told ya
>And now you do what McAfee told ya

>THOSE THAT BUY ARE JUSTIFIED, FOR SHILLING THESE BAGS THEY'RE THE CHOSEN KIKES

>YOU JUSTIFY THOSE THAT BUY, FOR SHILLING THESE BAGS THEY'RE THE CHOSEN KIKES

>Fuck McAfee I won't buy when he tells me
>Fuck Reddit I won't buy what they tell me
>Fuck Schlomo I won't buy what he tells me


>MOTHERFUCKERR

[Anonymous No.5463507]

>>5461222
Holy fuck those are some nice digits

[Anonymous No.5463547]

>>5460109
Post coins

[Anonymous No.5463689]

I'm such a salty little Jew biz. I just wanted one Amazon gift card for Christmas and I didn't get it I'm bummed. Yes I'm happy family is here but still fuck me
Pic related is me

[Anonymous No.5464289]

>>5463547

It's now stable at $820

[Anonymous No.5464327]

THEN ONE FAGGY CHRISTMAS EVE
THE IRS CAME TO SAY
ANON WITH YOUR GAINS SO BRIGHT!
WOULD PAY YOUR TAXES TONIGHT?