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My crypto friend is sending my pics of his crypto portfolio again

Last time he did this was at the top in 2021

>> No.54584817

Would he be willing to part with some of his money so I can give my dog a nice birthday party?

>> No.54584855

It’s the top again

>> No.54585224
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>>54584807
Anons get the fuck in here and report on what your normie friends are saying

>> No.54585375

strong sell signal

>> No.54585412

>>54585224
Mine have said nothing. Pretty sure anons friend is just one of those redditors who got sucked in and is excited about his $1000 finally being $1100 again

>> No.54585457

>>54585412
Nah, he has gone from 500k to 650k in the last week, he has a lot of shitcoins

>> No.54585462

Brother texted me saying he wants to give me $200,000 to invest into crypto

>> No.54585468

>>54584807
Well of course, it's his second cycle, he's one of us now. Both of you need a new retarded newfag friend that you'll use as an indicator.

>> No.54585536

>>54585462
All in on kaspa

>> No.54585598

>>54585462
Why doesn't he invest it himself? Extremely easy to buy crypto on Coinbase nowadays

>> No.54586194

>>54585598
The sign up process filters tons of normies lol

>> No.54586285

>>54585224
I have a friend that is maximum stupid. He just made a few 100 bucks on eth over the past few days. He already imagines driving a Porsche. It’s not good.

>> No.54586438

>>54586285
It's so over...

>> No.54586461
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Hey Jim, it's Ryan. Look at my stack!

>> No.54586478

>>54584807
Your crypto friend is going to completely ignore you two years from now, especially if you never listened to him you’re gonna be one of those suckers that he used to care about that thought he was a crazy loser. Happens all the time. Sad!

>> No.54586542

>>54584807
Mine is lost now

>> No.54586548

>>54586478
Yeah just hold

>> No.54586839

>>54584807
that is a signal. maybe correction soon? but he can't be up that much.

>> No.54586858

>>54586194
>>54585598
>>54585462
isn't cashapp supposed to be normie friendly?

>> No.54587011

>>54584807
Can I send my losing portfolio?

>> No.54587019

>>54585462
So what did you buy?

>> No.54587039

>>54584807
that's only one friend though what are you other friends doing

>> No.54587061

>>54586438
Neckbears showing each other their portfolio is a good indicator for the start of a bullrun. It's going to intensify (remember all the portfolio threads here on /biz/? remember how fucking many there were? There are none now. We're nowhere even near the top)

Watch for roasties posting about their bitcoin meetups with other roasties on social media, that's the best top indicator

>> No.54587069

>>54586839
I'm up by several thousand % since I bought in 2013

>> No.54587462

>>54587061
Don't expect

>> No.54588200
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>>54586478
many such cases

>> No.54588224

>>54585462
Dont do it, its not judt because its complicated, doing it like this he will have someone to blame if it blows

Show it to him or do it together but dont do it for him

>> No.54588227

>>54586478
Cope.His portfolio is worth 650k currently.

I literally told him he will make it in next bullrun

All im saying is you cannot deny this hype if im getting sent portfolios already.

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>>54587061
>remember all the portfolio threads here on /biz/? remember how fucking many there were? There are none now.
holy frick that's so true. where did they go?

>> No.54588235

>>54588230
Bobo killed them.

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>>54584807
>>54584855
>>54585224
>>54585375
>>54585462
>>54586285
>>54586438

It's ok that you guys missed the bottom. I mean you did just spend all this time browsing /biz/ so you couldn't have known. At least you're having fun right?

>> No.54588255

>>54588236
Kill it

>> No.54588271

>>54588230
Sometimes there are poorfolio threads

>> No.54588287

>>54584807
Did he buy close to the top? Is he still in the hole?

>> No.54588367

>>54587019
A joke, perhaps? I can diversify into that fund because it is big. Low and high caps would be ideal for this. I need to increase my holdings in Reef, Polkadot, Algo, Lit, and Xlm. MNI is a good addition for the long run as it is supported by tangible assets with its DeFi model.

>> No.54588886

>>54584807
Most are on Qanx right?

>> No.54588931

>>54585224
well my gf pointed out that btc was neat at 28k, so I sold, nevertheless, she failed as inverse indicator

>> No.54589845

>>54585536
Nobody accumulates shitcoin faggot

>> No.54589878

>>54584807
If there is no DiD narrative on the list then he'll NGMI

>> No.54589935

>>54586461
>flexing 5 figs
Yikes

>> No.54589938

>>54588886
Quantum resistant, ID management and Privacy narratives deserves to be in every bag.

>> No.54589963

>>54584807
Does he by any chance have crypto with protected identities and assets? Let him tell you which one has got.

>> No.54589969

>>54584807
Don't listen to the Jews, crypto is dead

>> No.54590044

>>54589938
As well as cryptos that bridge web2 IDs to web3, if you ask me.

>> No.54590085

>>54588886
I know QANX, a quantum-resistant thingie. DYOR the token the same week I got into ORE Protocol.

>> No.54590399

>>54588236
Not for me. I didn't miss it. I had to invest in Cartesi and Qanplatform while they were still low

>> No.54590639

>>54589969
Sounds like a retard was hacked here

>> No.54591101

>>54584807
He's got privacy tokens? Which ones?

>> No.54591126

>>54585462
I hope you won't fade on any hyperpolyglot chain. Don't be a jew

>> No.54591136

>>54585224
Anons are really big on ZK-Snark privacy cryptos this time around.

>> No.54591278

>>54585224
they keep pointing out how "crypto is popping off"

>> No.54591545

>>54587019
If he didn't go for MCM and Qan, he is going to regret it in the nearest future

>> No.54591627

>>54591278
How is it popping of

>> No.54592437
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>>54591101
What's this?

>> No.54592778

>>54588931
Hmm did she already know you had some?

>>54591278
Mine send me the fud articles though. They think it's gonna crash to 0

>> No.54593055

>>54590639
Reasons why self custody should be prioritized.

>> No.54593155

>>54590639
The faggot should start making a comeback with the ongoing chunks airdrop

>> No.54593215

>>54590044
Crypto that enables cross chain interoperability, my best bet.

>> No.54593295

>>54584807
Everyone who bought and held in 2021 are still in the red.

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>>54587011
Get a goon NFT and notice your portfolio change for the better poorfag

>> No.54593624

>>54585462
Just put 50k into hbar, save the rest and keep liquid

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>>54586285
I wonder what your friend will say if he gets airdropped chunks. He will now think about buying in a villa in Beverly hills