What is objectively the fastest way to lose money?

[Anonymous No.54584037]

I have $1 million dollars and I want it to be $0 as fast as possible (without straight up just giving/donating it away). How can I accomplish this?

[Anonymous No.54584061]

>>54584037
Fucking with options or leverage, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.54584072]

>>54584037
does not compute, losing your money necessarily means you would be giving it away. abstracting this grant through a bad trade or some other mechanism does not mean the grant did not take place

[Anonymous No.54584093]

>>54584037
Deutsche Bank stock.

[Anonymous No.54584143]

>>54584037
bet on some long shot underdog to pull off an upset maybe you will get lucky

[Anonymous No.54584172]

>>54584037
shitcoining

[Anonymous No.54584178]

>>54584037
Fun: Drugs & Prostitutes
Not Fun: High stakes gambling

[Anonymous No.54584187]

100x long LINK

[Anonymous No.54584193]

>>54584037
roulette spin, stick it all on a specific number

[Anonymous No.54584224]

>>54584037
Commission an artist to make a sculpture with it and have him set it on fire. Tell him it's monopoly money

[Anonymous No.54584270]

>>54584037
Buy Chainlink (Ticker: LINK)

[Anonymous No.54584273]

>>54584037
Max bidding

[Anonymous No.54584307]

>>54584037
I'm sure it's a larp but I could unironically help you lose everything, just go to a cex, find a coin that's pumped like Arb 30% or higher, market buy it and then wait for bots to sell your pump, market sell it after they dump.
Do this a few times and violen youre broke.
Or you could unironically throw me 15k and make me the happiest faggot in the world right now.

[Anonymous No.54584548]

>>54584072
yeah yeah that's true, but you know what I mean. Not trying to get that pedantic
>>54584224
Creative, I like it
>>54584093
>>54584187
>>54584270
kek
>>54584307
Sorry anon not trying to give anything away, I want to watch the world burn

[Anonymous No.54584594]

commission the building of something beautiful
not very fast but it would be a great way to blow some money

[Anonymous No.54585298]

>>54584037
Sign up for every monthly subscription you see no matter what the subscription is

[Anonymous No.54585339]

give it to me i'll burn it way faster than you could ever hope to

[Anonymous No.54586260]

>>54584037
go all in on tupperware stonk

[Anonymous No.54586784]

Market buy ICP.

[Anonymous No.54586792]

>>54584037
100x leverage

[Anonymous No.54586860]

If you want to help anons without directly giving them money pick some shitcoin, have anons buy, then drop your million on it and burn it.

[Anonymous No.54586886]

>>54584037
/biz/

[Anonymous No.54586899]

>>54584037
you send it to an irredeemable crypto address

[Anonymous No.54586900]

>>54584037
buying the top of this low volume bear rally

[Anonymous No.54587385]

>>54584037
Get married and file for divorce, you'll literally become a homeless beggar in no time

[Anonymous No.54587768]

>>54584061
Trying to lose money with leverage will make them a billionaire.

[Anonymous No.54587850]

BBBY

[Anonymous No.54587977]

Following Jim Cramers calls with high leverage

[Anonymous No.54587994]

>>54584037
Bingus Token.

[Anonymous No.54588007]

>>54584037
buy one million lottery tickets. buy more lottery tickets if you win

[Anonymous No.54588061]

>>54584037
buy eth and send it to the 0x0000 burn address

[Anonymous No.54589270]

>>54584037
Buy my worthless nfts for 1 million and you’re broke

[Anonymous No.54589290]

>>54584037
Getting your dick sucked, apparently

[Anonymous No.54589383]

>>54584037
Like >>54586860 said market buy $1 million worth of cultdao and then send it all to the 0x0000 burn address. Help some anons out without directly gifting/donating them the money op

[Anonymous No.54589411]

>>54584037
ALL IN SPY 4/14/23 411 Puts

[Anonymous No.54590470]

>>54584037
Mobile gachas
Bonus points for passing it off as a business expense to "start" your new YouTube channel business

[Anonymous No.54590525]

>>54584037
buying completely out of the money short dte options

[Anonymous No.54590975]

>>54584037
Get a serious brain injury that makes you lose your memory and can't remember where you left the money.

[Anonymous No.54591243]

>>54584594
This. One of the many reasons humanity sucks is because nobody bankrolls anything beautiful anymore. The great works in the renaissance were mostly funded by European royalty.

[Anonymous No.54591369]

>>54584037
Fastest way is by going all in on one hand or spin at the casino. On a serious note though, try and live the high-roller life at the casino. Start pulling up with $50k cash and live like a literal king. The casinos will literally suck your cock and bend over backwards if you go with that type of money consistently.

[Anonymous No.54591423]

>>54591243
Meant to say one of the many reasons modernity sucks

[Anonymous No.54591705]

>>54584037
>I absolutely need $1 million but i’ve $0
>this fag has $1 million but wants $0
Truly a cucked life, thanks a lot Nigger YHWH much appreciated

[Anonymous No.54592779]

>>54584037

[Anonymous No.54594203]

>>54584037
It could be all put on one hand of blackjack and just keep hitting until it busts

[Anonymous No.54594217]

>>54584037
Buy dbi

[Anonymous No.54594234]

Also
>subtle beg thread intensifies

[Anonymous No.54594236]

>>54584037
Put it all on zero on a roulette table.

[Anonymous No.54594254]

Go to the bank, ask for the million in cash, then go home or somewhere to set it on fire? How is this not the only answer?

[Anonymous No.54594267]

>>54584037
Gacha games.

[Anonymous No.54594501]

Buy BTC, transfer to your brain wallet while smoking a ton of weed

[Anonymous No.54594748]

>>54584037
I got you anon. You could turn Jeff Bezos into a miserable bastard just by getting him close to this thing.

[Anonymous No.54594759]

>>54584037
leverage

[Anonymous No.54595982]

>>54584037
All in on AVAX and hold it for 10 years

[Anonymous No.54596419]

>>54584037
Buy that ICP shit and it will be immediate.

[Anonymous No.54596876]

>>54584037
anything named after some meme you would see on reddit
I feel weird that dog stuff like VINU is more reliable than blackniggersex coin

[Anonymous No.54596890]

>>54584037
>What is objectively the fastest way to lose money?

Buy crypto-currency

[Anonymous No.54596984]

>>54584037
Buy in bbby

[Anonymous No.54597607]

>you have 1M
>buy icp
>you have 0m
>not gonna see that m in your fucking life fucking life

[Anonymous No.54597687]

Send to (BTC)
1AzqcA6gJwf5svq6hzwt5CZcWgEFK1KnmE

Bye million,easiest impossible

[Anonymous No.54597763]

Pay for homosex, tip well. You'll be poor in no time, trust me. It goes quicker than you think.

[Anonymous No.54597767]

>>54584037
Long ICP

[Anonymous No.54597782]

>>54584037
Put an attorney on retainer

[Anonymous No.54598058]

>>54584037
Chainlink

[Anonymous No.54598418]

>>54584037
I feel you anon. I once had a lot of money too. It felt like holding in diarrhea. It was unpleasant, and I wanted to just get rid of it to feel more free.

Consider this BTC address a black hole, and a place to send coins to to release pressure:

bc1qy0f0yh7lhrfw79xhfpt8qhpakgmpc7e2jdj64m

[Anonymous No.54598431]

buy cases of newports with $50 gold coins

[Anonymous No.54598986]

Leverage, objectively. Rodeo finance and its x4 possibilities for arbitrum is making me act unwise, though.

[Anonymous No.54599264]

>>54584037
Use all your money on XOR my dude, you will have 0 dollars but a hell lot of Sora lmfao
If you regret you can use your XOR with your brand new Sora Card

[Anonymous No.54600487]

>how to spend $1 million
Buy flokimusk.eth for 420.69 eth then please

[Anonymous No.54600560]

>how to make $1 million disappear
Please buy my flokimusk.eth ens for 420.69 eth op and your money will disappear just like that kek

[Anonymous No.54600771]

>>54591369
sounds kind of epic ngl

[Anonymous No.54600823]

>>54584093
Credit suisse is better

[Anonymous No.54600853]

>>54584037
Ay bruh, you gotta come get in on this ultimate PvP game - Goons of Balatroon. We'll have a blast duking it out while you hand over your assets to a boss like me. And the best part? You'll spend the rest of your days reminiscing about the epic fun you had before I snatched all your riches away.

[Anonymous No.54600877]

>>54595982
Long-term mindset is the key bruh. Aside from AVAX, I'm going heavy on UTK as its rebranding to Xmoney will take place any moment from now.

[Anonymous No.54601220]

>>54594236
Sean connery did this three times in a row and won

[Anonymous No.54601231]

>>54584037
Get married.

[Anonymous No.54601558]

>>54584037
Buy my art and paypal me.

[Anonymous No.54601565]

>>54584037
Have you ever watched "Brewster's Millions"?

[Anonymous No.54601739]

>>54589290
I would absolutely suck a dick for a million dollars. That's the easiest decision to make of all time, and I'd throw in eye contact and as many fingers up the recipients ass as they want. That's fifty years of poverty wages or twenty years of poverty plus wages, a whole decade of barely middle class existence, for at the most 30-60 minutes of work. Absent a camera or anyone finding out I'm taking that million dollar load, and would fight people for the opportunity. Not in a metaphorical sense either, I'd bring an aluminum baseball bat filled with lead shot and pepper spray to earn that shot at dropping out of the ratrace for two decades and maybe forever if I leverage it appropriately. That's two to four whole-ass college degrees. It's not even a question for me, the answer is where do I need to be to suck a dick for a million fucking dollars.

[Anonymous No.54601768]

>>54601565
this

[Anonymous No.54601780]

Find retarded startups and give them your money, would also be an entertaining way of losing money.

[Anonymous No.54601782]

>>54584037
Send to an empty btc address. Literally no simpler way

[Anonymous No.54603919]

>i have a million that i wanna burn away reeeee
Kek what a larping nigger

[Anonymous No.54604854]

>>54584037
Pay me to take a picture of myself and post it here. I can do that really fast

[Anonymous No.54604934]

>>54584037
Buy puts for GameStop at the end of the year so they expire worthless. It will never hit $10 per share

[Anonymous No.54604941]

if you're looking for the fastest way to make money, its redpillfinance.