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HOLY FUCK. I found an old Bitcoin wallet. I can't believe this. My uncle Moshe died awhile ago and my aunt called me up and said that I could have his old laptop if I wanted it. What a mensche. So I went over there and checked it out. Lo and behold look what was on it. I can't believe this. It's meshuggah. I'm even richer now. I'm also feeling generous and want to do a nice mitzvah for you. So just post your addresses and you'll get a nice little gift from me. Mazal tov to all of you. We're all gonna make it.

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>> No.54581753

Gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>> No.54581764

Congrats, nigger.

>> No.54581771

bc1qtln8hhylpr62v8lmk4jklre6phx8985v9z50zv I'm so poor I have to try, see you in a week or so my friends.

>> No.54581782

just sent 1btc lemme know when you get it

>> No.54581788

pls send

>> No.54581790

whoops all your coins are now on "the list", thanks for playing.

>> No.54581793


please lord

>> No.54581795


BTC: 1MDVt9wwg5fN6dm4D3otDRte4zXFJoomxT

>> No.54581797

OP is a nice little piece of /biz/ history. It's literally the post that got the "No begging" sticky put up at the end of 2017 bullrun.
This pasta would get posted dozens of times a day, and in literally every single thread there would be people saying "Oh fuck it, i'll give it a go" and posting their addresses.
It was a sort of barometer of just how many newfags were arriving every single hour, it's crazy how even just two hours after the last time it was posted, it would be posted again and the thread would instantly fill up with beggers.
Crazy times back in 17/18.

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>> No.54581809

a biz classic

>> No.54581812

>sees BTC addresses appearing in this thread again for the first time in years
we're early bull market bros, this is the ultimate confirmation.

>> No.54581828

Please op. I'm not a pajeet

>> No.54581835

I never knew so many people had an uncle moshe

>> No.54581844

just sent lemme know when received thx

>> No.54581861

its your lucky day boys, 1btc to each lemme know when you receive

>> No.54581871

>0x address
what a time to be alive kek

>> No.54581874

Youre a true friend if you come through bro

>> No.54581876

This is a very good thread to determine where we are at in this bull cycle

>> No.54581878

“not pajeet”
> posts eth address
Fucking kek

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Omfg yess I'm poor please sent me some


>> No.54581899

All the newfags posting segwit addresses is hilarious

>> No.54581916


My address literally starts with b(it)c(oin)

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>> No.54581926


just sent you guys 1 btc each. congrats

>> No.54581936

>insanely fake begger bait thread
>low IQ shitskins fall for it
every. fucking. time.

>> No.54581948

just sent you 1 btc please confirm you got it

>> No.54581950

Btc bc1qetc03aqwyj84k623d22nl42t6wjxca3kv0y2sv

Pls send here

>> No.54581951

let me cope

>> No.54581957

Please sir

>> No.54581963

Please somebody bless ya boy

>> No.54581964

Goddamn that's a fuckin top signal

>> No.54581966

im white, i want money

>> No.54581967

What a fucking feeling

>> No.54581975

Cope with your shit coloured skin you fucking retard.

>> No.54581979

No sharpie required? You feel really generous indeed. Bless you.

>> No.54581988

You aren't white, but you are low IQ. Maybe instead of begging for money online you should grow a few braincells.

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Fool. Only a single comb through the blockchain and I just collected all those unclaimed corns you had. Thanks for playing, sucker HAHAHAHAHA

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sethee harder nigggggeeerrrr

>> No.54581995

you should kys. post hands

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Pls anon change my life ty
also see you in a week

>> No.54582019

Absolutely seething. Little insecure about your brown skin, eh?

>> No.54582034

i tried sending you 1 btc but your wallet isnt set up correctly

>> No.54582037


God, I want this to be true. If so, congrats, mate. You made it.

>> No.54582039

who is seething you nigger?

>> No.54582053

Whoops, you IP hopped before you responded to me.

>> No.54582064

your wallet isnt set up tried sending 1 btc but couldnt

>> No.54582068

please sir. my only love filed a police report against me. and I have terrible back pain that cannot be cured. maybe a little btc will save and cure my body and soul

btc 1Jcktt1YBAbpy8fC4j1UPpEXDGZ5DRJoG8
btc segwit bc1qqfadxejvut46tvp5pj809722hcp26979z00k6q

>> No.54582072

I’m fucking selling now thanks OP

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>> No.54582087

Please be real.. Be back in a week


>> No.54582090

wow, a lot of newfags here, huh

>> No.54582091

sorry all out of gifts for now.

>> No.54582100

You can if you want to

>> No.54582103

Pay up

>> No.54582117

Best way to clean up the board, I am sure a couple of those are from link fudders hoping to finally get paid

>> No.54582118

Thank you so much, just wanted to let you know those were all my wallets and I'm Elon Musk.
I'm gonna give them to Mister Beast to allocate to the transgender victims fund for the latest and near future inspired school shootings.

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How about now OP
>inb4 nothing to lose
whether this is real or fake I still hope all my /biz/bros make it

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it actually happpened

>> No.54582164

wtf. please give them back

i dont have anymore to give sry

>> No.54582173


Thx bro

>> No.54582176

Nice job doxxing yourself Kevin Shay hope it was worth 180

>> No.54582188

Holy fuck stupid nigger newfags.
This thread literally gets posted every month.
I hope everyone in this thread gets brain cancer and aids.

>> No.54582195

If this is true and you sent a few BTC to at least someone. Then you're a cool dude. Good luck to you.

>> No.54582197

Well, that was real nice of the anon.

>> No.54582198

Also 0.05 BTC would be worth more than 180

>this address has no activity
Guess you're just being a clever faggot aren't cha.

>> No.54582223

u coping

>> No.54582413

I haven't received any coins yet

>> No.54582463

keep refreshing the chain is bloated right now and i only tipped 5% to the miners

>> No.54582487

bullish thread we're back bros

>> No.54582526

Just sent you at least 30 bitcoins! Wow! Enjoy!

>> No.54582531

holy lots of generous anons tonight!

>> No.54582549

Omg! I just sent you AT LEAST 30 Bitcoins (Ticker: BTC) but only after sending this ENORMOUS amount of money, did I realise you've put an ETHEREUM (Ticker: ETH) address! Why did you do that? I just lost AT LEAST 30 Bitcoins!

>> No.54582568

Breh, I've been bleeding outta my ass for 4 months. Colonscopies. Doctors bills piling up. I will legit post pics of my procedure. Help a brother out and do the needful

>> No.54582573

based uncle moshe

>> No.54582574

kek another lifetime goyslop victim

>> No.54582611

Baruch HaShem!
here is my address


haShem Bless you!

>> No.54582621

Been 10 years since all this happened... now it's back again. I can't figure it out. I am legit praying it will go away. Fucking Doctors are just like "Eh I dunno. Yabgot hemorrhoids anon!"
I legit just want to be a normal shitter again. That is making it to me.

>> No.54582656

Senpai, please do the needful and will be forever grateful. Bless you all.


>> No.54582658

I didn't fall for it though

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Nice. No one realized I stealthily put op is a faggot on my adress.

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Be warned!! OP does actually send btc but Bitcoin is not perfectly anonymous and I suspect the millions OP has are not from a 100% legal source.

Your risk...

>> No.54582775


Anal fissure? Do you get a lot of pain pooping?

>> No.54582791

Im bleeding out my ass. At this point inmates have better Healthcare than I do

>> No.54582801


Will donate some to nearest synagogue

>> No.54582811

Try fasting friend. Do a 30 day fast and let your body heal itself, then break the fast with broth and eventually meat. Avoid all grains, vegetables etc. Good luck.

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Hahhahahah this thread is a top signal

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>> No.54582836

Not pain. More like a quiver that I feel all over. Almpat like a pregnant wpman might describe contractions. Urgency to shit but just bloody gas or watery. My doc gave me prednisone and OTC prep H. I shit you not on that 2nd one. Doesn't do shit. I'm about to try these pills I bought on Amazon but the first dose made me nauseous off my ass and I got a newborn. Basically I have to figure something out and fast. I'm on Month 4 of this. Going back for post colonscopy follow up tomorrow.
Guys take care of your gut and ass. You don't know how good it is until you're in my position and then you will legit want to die

>> No.54582854

It's not a top signal it's a bull signal. It means the dumb money is coming back.

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Please sir. Need surgery on my foot sir


>> No.54582920

I've already lost so much weight from this. A lot of gym gains too. Fasting is something I can only do intermittently

>> No.54582926

OY VEY Moshe!!


>> No.54582930

Please send. I need change My life !

>> No.54582942


Praying for a miracle

>> No.54582962

It can't hurt to try, you need to heal before digesting anything new. If you can't dry fast drink water with the occasional bit of salt. Regardless I hope you heal soon.

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cumrats brother. YGMI


>> No.54583048

drink only water for 30 days?

>> No.54583059

Just sent 1 btc redeem sirs redeem
Many congtulats

>> No.54583070

30-day fast? These people are crazy. Doing one day of fasting per week is enough. Additionally, every morning for two weeks, the first thing you should drink is a mixture of two tablespoons of olive oil and the juice of one lemon. Mix them in a glass and drink it. Also, eat half a clove of raw garlic, but make sure to chew it well so that all the nutrients are released. It might be a bit disgusting at first, but you will get used to it. If you feel any stomach discomfort, stop immediately or try using raw ginger, about 1cm in size. Also, make sure to buy Vitamin D as you need it.
And have good sleep! 7-8 hours every day

>> No.54583215

Your symptoms suggest a parasite. Follow my advice and take these supplements daily for 2 months: In the morning, consume 1200mg NAC, 300mg Oregano Oil, and 1 tsp Black Seed Oil. At night, take 600mg NAC, 300mg Oregano Oil, and 1 tsp Black Seed Oil. After 2 months and 3 symptom-free weeks, move to the maintenance phase.

In maintenance, take 600mg NAC, 100-300mg NAD+, and 1 tsp Black Seed Oil in the morning, and 1 tsp Black Seed Oil in the evening. Supplement with Resveratrol for the first month.

Maintain oral hygiene with non-fluoridated toothpaste and fennel seed essential oil. Use a nasal spray like Xlear or hypochlorous acid to keep nasal passages clear.

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>> No.54583276

As long as you can and depending on what you hope to achieve, it can be anywhere from a few days to weeks. As mentioned above one day a week is enough but a longer fast can undo a lot of damage.

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>Tfw no coiner so no BTC wallet

i could post my mETHerium address for someone else to give me something to feed my village but i know is not worth

>> No.54583309

I'm just gonna pray now

>> No.54583319

gimme that sweet hopium op


>> No.54583352

Sir please, I need to feed my village sir.

>> No.54583375

kill yourself kevin shay

>> No.54583394


Thanks OP. You have no.idea how much i really need it. 1 would change my life forever.


>> No.54583853

Screen shooting this. Thanks. Never heard of oregano oil

>> No.54583885


I just want to help my parent's pay for bills. Thanks and much love.


>> No.54584012

you are welcome

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Glad you made it OP, now go enjoy some hookers and cocaine