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OH NO NO NO NO NO, CREDIT SUISSTERS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO US

>> No.54580019
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>>54579937
Chainlink solves this.

>> No.54580034

hahaha its a good thing i bought that 1oz au credit suisse its gonne be a collectors item soon

>> No.54580067

>>54579937
DENARO (DNR) solves this

>> No.54580077

>>54580067
did I mention it is written in Python and will have smart contracts

>> No.54580214

>>54579937
It was a symbolic vote. Bailout will happen.

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>>54579937
>april 12th
clear nothingburger

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>>54579937
>the Swiss National Bank is still backstopping the swiss banking system to stop contagion
>the humans do not like inflation
>they have found out that quantitative easing is actually inflation
>we need a new name
>perhaps we should call it the playoffs
>the fed can come out and announce, there must be more playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhvRxEWH4GU

>> No.54581161

So is this a liquidity crunch? Please explain as if I were a Saint Bernard.

>> No.54581216

Wait for the solutions.
Then wait for them to fail.

This is how the actual crisis will start.

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>>54581161
>you're a ...what

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>>54581161
Yes please explain what this means

>> No.54581348

nothingburger

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>>54581161
Arf arf roof, roof ruff roof

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>>54581313
>God, I wish that was me

>> No.54582056

>>54580019
I literally had to move to VINU because at the time chainlink completely screwed me over, the amount of money and hopes I had for that shit depressed me for a week

>> No.54582098

>>54579937
Purely symbolic.

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>>54580034

>> No.54583056

>>54581161
Hey, remember when I threw that ball for you, then you ran for it, but never found it? I still had the ball in my hand the entire time? Well, you have to find me a new ball anyway, otherwise you go to jail.

>> No.54583826

>>54581161
Things are gonna get ruff

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>>54583826

>> No.54585182

Oh ok, this is how we're going to $10k, then.

>> No.54585189

>>54583826
nice, very good

>> No.54585387

The money is already spent so it doesn't matter anyway

>> No.54585453

>>54579937
doesn’t matter
they already decided and used emergency law to pass it
votes are meaningless at this point