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[Anonymous No.54579226]

>weekly 1 on 1 check in

[Anonymous No.54579284]

>virtual watercooler talk

[Anonymous No.54579294]

>daily stand up

[Anonymous No.54579315]

>planning poker

[Anonymous No.54579325]

>any plans for the weekend?

[Anonymous No.54579329]

>activity based seating

[Anonymous No.54579362]

>weekly touch point

[Anonymous No.54579386]

Annual job search

[Anonymous No.54579401]

>>54579294
>what are you doing today, anon?
>same things as yesterday
repeat ad nauseam

[Anonymous No.54579408]

>laundry day
>fridge is empty
>shower won't drain
>sink disposal broken
>forgot to shave one day now im the weird guy
>wore the same shirt two days in a row now im the weird guy
>too friendly
>shy
>lets see that smile
>a a a are you mmmmmaaaad at me
>team planning meeting where Julia talks 45% of the time wow she's a real go getter someone promote this whore

[Anonymous No.54579433]

>>54579408
>shoes don't fit
>gained weight now pants dont fit
>no time to cook just eat the slop again tonight
>no wife dont have time to work on it with the 4 hour commute
>no kids but I have a few plants so thats cool
>no land but I have vidya so thats cool
>work didnt offer me a pension

[Anonymous No.54579442]

>scrum huddle

[Anonymous No.54579454]

>find that perfect balance between being able to shit on a dime in the morning before work and not being a gassy mess

[Anonymous No.54579480]

>neighbor slammed the door in the middle of my sleeping hours again
>that immediate wave of anxiety walking into work
>casual fridaaaaaay!

[Anonymous No.54579526]

>>54579226
>Absolute corporate hell
Mfw starting a new job in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.54579583]

>>54579226
>open concept office space

[Anonymous No.54579617]

>>54579325

>circling back to work money morning heh
>cheers

[Anonymous No.54579645]

>>54579226
This one's not too bad if you work remotely. Any in person shit would drive me insane.

[Anonymous No.54579830]

>>54579226
>incentivizing workers to work harder on MM project
>free pizza on fridays

[Anonymous No.54579856]

>development tribe weekly sync

[Anonymous No.54579861]

>>54579226
>>54579284
>>54579294
>>54579315
>>54579325
>>54579329
>>54579386
>>54579433
>>54579645
>work remote
>avoid all these problems
You are the proletariat I am the bourgeoisie teehee

[Anonymous No.54579873]

>>54579830
>MM project
New Murdoch Murdoch video just released anons

[Anonymous No.54579980]

>lost my $200k job so they could keep the H1Bs during cuts
>"you'll land on your feet"
>nobody is hiring
>apartment complex raising rent and I have to move back in with my mom in another state

[Anonymous No.54580402]

>spending 15 minutes writing the 1 line of code to fix a bug
>spending 45 minutes writing the unit tests for 100% coverage
>spending 1 hour trying to figure out how to sand bag the fuck out of the story during the standup to make it seem like I did a lot more work than I did
>spending 4 hours zoned out trying to not fall asleep at my desk waiting to go home.

[Anonymous No.54580416]

>>54579861
You don't work remote, unless you're doing literal drone work. Anything that pays more than $25 and hour you're going to have to do this shit.

[Anonymous No.54580522]

>>54580416
>30 dollars an hour IT job
>Alone on the weekends
>Supposed to be on property for my shift
>work from home with bootleg remote desktop software anyways
We're all going to make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.54580670]

>work with female expat colleague
>constantly slow as shit, have to explain basic shit, fix her bugs
>meanwhile she gets asked for presentations and other meetings on women in tech, foreigners in tech, lgbt in tech
>gets to speak her nonsense during large calls as well
>gets massive visibility, all the bonus points and recommendations
>imagine criticising her, might as well crucify myself lmao
>she gets promotions
>the world is full of this happing in every office
We have the most useless female "leaders" because having women leaders is a must.
I just don't know how corporate can survive this crap in the long run.
Every week my inbox is full of emails about obscure indian holidays, asexuals, menstruation, menopause, sex operations, homosexuality, having a black skin, having a yellow skin,
Fucks sake, my work at the client pays for all this.

[Anonymous No.54580706]

>>54579861
But see I do work remote. Do you not have 1:1 remote? Lol

[Anonymous No.54580707]

>spent the last couple of days pretending I'm attending an university course on company time on a hotel (with diet)

my boss doesn't get to know if I pass the course or not lmao

[Anonymous No.54580798]

>>54579226
>Hello team! I hope everyone had a fantastic Easter weekend! Here are some talking points that we will be going over in our upcoming meeting:

[Anonymous No.54580801]

>>54579226
I just got promoted to a management position. Unironically how do I avoid this? Everything we do is completely pointless, and it's basically just adult daycare. So I just want my team to be happy while they collect their corporate welfare.

[Anonymous No.54580818]

>>54580670
Why not quit, indirectly your coworker is taking credit for your labour.

[Anonymous No.54580857]

>>54579226
My manager doesn't even remember I exist. Which is fine.

[Anonymous No.54580868]

>>54580818
I'm bad a job interviews desu. And I do like consultancy and I haven't seen one that isn't full of this crap.

[Anonymous No.54580911]

>>54580416
Not in small companies

[Anonymous No.54580926]

>>54579226
I have to send an email to the boss every other week about my "accomplishments" since the last email

Eventually these fuckers are going to realize that I'm just copy-pasting the same thing over and over

[Anonymous No.54580937]

>>54580670
Why don’t you just not help her?

[Anonymous No.54580949]

>>54580801
Do stuff that actually increases productivity or whatever while the other managers waste time on gay shit.