/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54577924]

MUMUS HEEM BOBOS SCREAM EDITION

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous:
>>54576548

[Anonymous No.54577934]

Wow

[Anonymous No.54577952]

>>54577924
these nigger markets will go down soon. mark my nigger words you fucking niggers

t. Bobo

[Anonymous No.54578267]

shill some potential 2x pennystocks RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.54579191]

So, SPX = 5000 by December 31?

[Anonymous No.54579512]

>>54579191
Remember the covid recovery? Yeah, just like that.

[Anonymous No.54579534]

bull trap yall niggas finna get rugged

[Anonymous No.54579566]

>>54579534
>yall niggas finna get rugged

[Anonymous No.54579627]

I don't habeeb it. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.54579629]

>>54578267
BITF

[Anonymous No.54579633]

>>54579512
But muh yield curve much?

[Anonymous No.54579635]

Short VISL to death

[Anonymous No.54579636]

>sold BOIL puts at bottom for 150% gains
>bought BOIL calls at bottom
>up 50%

[Anonymous No.54579650]

>>54579636
BUT
THE
CONTANGO

[Anonymous No.54579651]

Where can I get a Vanguard t-shirt?

[Anonymous No.54579656]

This is your last chance to get onboard. After the May 2 PIVOT we launch

[Anonymous No.54579657]

>VIX
>March 8th futures term structure
>Today's

[Anonymous No.54579660]

>>54579633
>It maybe, just might be, possibly stopped going down
Uh oh...

[Anonymous No.54579661]

Index Kings. It was a wonderful day.

[Anonymous No.54579663]

>>54579651
here

[Anonymous No.54579665]

DXY is down 12% so far. Easily another 10% decline ahead.
Not looking good for the bobos.

[Anonymous No.54579668]

>>54579663
based

[Anonymous No.54579669]

>>54579534
>yall niggas finna get rugged

[Anonymous No.54579670]

STOP FUCKING BUYING

[Anonymous No.54579675]

This is the top. Indices will not close above today's highs for several years

[Anonymous No.54579678]

>>54577924
holy fucking shit AMZN pumped so much today. Do investors really like AI that much or are they just retarded?

[Anonymous No.54579679]

this market is crazy
it's getting quite wild
reminds me of when i
got touched as a ch...

[Anonymous No.54579681]

>>54579656
>we launch
Yeah, Apollo 1, Challenger style lmao.

[Anonymous No.54579684]

>>54579660

[Anonymous No.54579687]

>>54579650
>contango
>roll

[Anonymous No.54579693]

>>54579684

[Anonymous No.54579696]

>there will be a recession
>HOLY SHIT PIVOOOOOT!!!!!
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54579698]

If you didn't make money today you should unironically just quit trading.

[Anonymous No.54579707]

>>54579693

[Anonymous No.54579712]

>>54579696
Oh shit we duckposting again?

[Anonymous No.54579714]

>>54579696
Let them enjoy their bread and/or circuses.

[Anonymous No.54579725]

>>54579681
if digits we blow up on the launchpad

[Anonymous No.54579727]

>>54579712
that's clearly a chicken

[Anonymous No.54579728]

>>54579714
>that herp

[Anonymous No.54579726]

>>54579696
Meanwhile bond yields went up today. This was just a greedy euphoric pump before the dump. Retails sales at 8:30 mumu good luck

[Anonymous No.54579734]

>>54579698
I'd bet most of the people showing off 10%+ gains today lost 80% of their portfolio last year.

[Anonymous No.54579737]

I stand corrected, almost everything pumped to the moon. Can't imagine Powell being too happy about it lmao

[Anonymous No.54579739]

I couldn't buy because the IRS took my slurp money. We're going to dump next week right? Eternal crab and all that?

[Anonymous No.54579743]

I made 2.7% today

[Anonymous No.54579747]

>>54579678
>Do investors really like AI that much or are they just retarded
Little of both I think

[Anonymous No.54579754]

>>54579737
YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? I'LL MAKE VOLKER LOOK LIKE YELLEN, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Anonymous No.54579756]

>>54579725
>>54579739
This was the bottom

[Anonymous No.54579761]

>>54579728
> my gf just told me it was a cold sore and it's no big deal
> then it opens like puss moving down into her chin

[Anonymous No.54579762]

>>54579737
he wants a recession so bad

[Anonymous No.54579766]

>>54579754
Jerome is a corrupt faggot. His postitive reputation is completely undeserved.

[Anonymous No.54579773]

Big Fin reports in the AM. Blackrock defaulted out in the EU in the last Q, not sure if that's in their report in AM.
>>54579714
That dude could have been mounting up on some B- chick for life, eating a fat meal and tossing the ball with his sons, and instead he's driving up her makeup costs.

[Anonymous No.54579774]

>>54579761
Your elven gf failed to cast her seduction spell on you

[Anonymous No.54579777]

>>54579756
>buying CNBC's bags

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54579779]

>>54579761
I gave my gookfu my cold sores. no big deal

[Anonymous No.54579790]

>>54579766
They're all corrupt faggots. Remember their cash out in December 21?

[Anonymous No.54579791]

>Amazon, $AMZN, is attempting new measures to get customers to return fewer of their online orders, including charging a fee to return items to UPS stores, per CNN.

jesus christ they weren't kidding about cutting more costs and shit LOL

[Anonymous No.54579795]

buy high
sell low

[Anonymous No.54579801]

How do I short the NFL

[Anonymous No.54579807]

>>54579779
its the law of equivalent exchange, you gave her herpes, she gave you aids. fair trade

[Anonymous No.54579809]

>>54579756
Sweety, you're looking at a head and shoulders top.

[Anonymous No.54579812]

>>54579737
Even looking at this, everyone is pouring back into Microsoft Apple Amazon Google Netflix? Meta
Are we calling it MAGMA now? In any case its bullshit that tech megacaps are some refuge of safety.

[Anonymous No.54579816]

>>54579801
What the FUCK is his problem?

[Anonymous No.54579822]

>>54579812
FAGMAN
always was, always will be

[Anonymous No.54579824]

>>54579766
I think he's a decent fella

[Anonymous No.54579828]

>>54579801
Look at those corrupt-fucking micks laughing at our demented pedophile mick.

[Anonymous No.54579838]

VIX BELOW 18
IM NOT SHORT ENOUGH COINBASE

FUCK COINBASE

[Anonymous No.54579841]

Look at VIX computer

[Anonymous No.54579842]

>>54579777
>>54579809
Bobos will rope. The pump has barely begun

[Anonymous No.54579844]

>>54579779
>gookfu
>cold sores

[Anonymous No.54579847]

>>54579791
the era of amazon being good is already over; prime video is shit, their delivery service is unreliable and shit even with prime
>most products these days are aliexpress tier chinkshit instead of quality items
>electronics side of things is an overpriced scam or straight up paper thin supply
>amazon music lol

[Anonymous No.54579855]

>>54579791
Anon, people buy shit from amazon, use it once, and return it. Just like every fucking store on earth. Only the process to determine if the failure is the fault of the seller, Amazon's warehousing, or the shipper, is too expensive for $80 items. Which means Amazon is eating losses all over the place with all those browns and asians who will do anything to "get ahead."

[Anonymous No.54579858]

>>54579791
Double-edged sword since muh free returns is a huge reason people buy so much shit on Amazon. This might backfire on them. Returns to Kohl's locations are still free, for now.

[Anonymous No.54579866]

>>54579791
Have you guys ever done the Amazon trick

[Anonymous No.54579874]

>>54579838
>COINBASE
Goybase
Fedbase
Coinslop
Slopbase

[Anonymous No.54579887]

>>54579779
This is why nobody is convinced you're a Christian. You always have been and always will be a Jew.

[Anonymous No.54579896]

>>54579858
There are entire sections of the US who have nearly doubled their material wealth (at retail) simply buying Amazon return crates and splitting the costs.

[Anonymous No.54579898]

BullCHADs get to go home and segs the prom queen. Are you bullchads, my fellow /smg/bros?

[Anonymous No.54579900]

>>54579779
Did you get them during your bris?

[Anonymous No.54579902]

I need VIX to pump tomorrow or my portfolio is looking grim.

[Anonymous No.54579907]

>>54579809
>head and shoulders
My dandruff has gone away after I STOPPED using this shit. The fuck is in that shit?

[Anonymous No.54579908]

>>54579898
that's a man

[Anonymous No.54579917]

>>54579858
Jew id
>>54579887
Why would baggot become Christian? Christcucks are already Jews by default, only more susceptible to degeneracy because of their "embrace all" nature. Baggot just stay a normal kike you dumb retard.

[Anonymous No.54579925]

>Curated the latest Fintwit pump and dumps for the latest AI trash list to gamble on

Have at it lads...

[Anonymous No.54579926]

>>54579866
The one with two fingers?

[Anonymous No.54579929]

>>54579902
There is no volatility in this bull market. Realize your losses and slurp

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54579930]

>>54579887
nobody is born a christian, you have to get baptized first retard, and i was baptized so now i'm officially a christian.

[Anonymous No.54579934]

>>54579925
remember this >>54579635

[Anonymous No.54579941]

>>54579908
Say that to her face

[Anonymous No.54579944]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/eu-seeks-quick-critical-minerals-deal-with-us-official/ar-AA19P91S
they get jealous america favoured nippon kek

[Anonymous No.54579945]

someone responded to my comment i made on youtube 14 years ago.

brehss...

[Anonymous No.54579953]

>>54579926
Kek
>>54579756
What? Head and shoulders is bearish, do they mean inverse head and shoulders? Does he mean it will retrace to 4600 after a savage crash? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.54579958]

>>54579941
I wish she'd say it to (sit on) my face.

[Anonymous No.54579962]

>>54579941
Do you niggas just find random ass women off Facebook to post with

[Anonymous No.54579964]

>>54579635
>VISL
only shilled by two ppl on Twitter. yeah naw it an't popular enough to bother with

https://twitter.com/search?q=%24VISL%20&src=typed_query

[Anonymous No.54579974]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54579975]

>>54579953
There has to be a better term than "inverse head and shoulders." Maybe cock and balls?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54579982]

>>54579917
>Why would baggot become Christian
gookfu wants to get married inside a church but the priest won't do it unless i jump through a fuck ton of hoops that are on fire while i'm spinning plates and riding a fucking unicycle, fucking clown world man

[Anonymous No.54579983]

>>54579964
precisely, you aren't buying it, you're shorting it; they have an ai camera but the company is an absolute joke, they're going to be forced to split next month as their second dollar compliance extension ends; it might try to scam people with an AI PR on their cameras so keep an eye on it (to short)

free money

[Anonymous No.54579991]

>>54579962
Found them on this godforsaken website. Come on man, who do you think we people are? Complete degenerates?
>>54579958
That is disgusting man. Why on earth would you have her sit on your face? That requires a detailed explanation

[Anonymous No.54579998]

>>54579991
>Those goosebumps

[Anonymous No.54579999]

>>54579790
If he was truly corrupt he'd do it in secret
He gave (you) a chance to get out before crashing the plane with no survivors

[Anonymous No.54580002]

>>54579982
> jump through a fuck ton ...
nothing you aren't used to

[Anonymous No.54580008]

>>54579982
>getting married to a pan faced gook
Nigga sometimes Idk whether to feel bad for you, or to feel happy that you're getting kiked and deserve it, oh well enjoy divorce rape if her gook hole is that good

[Anonymous No.54580009]

>>54579962
no, but we should...

[Anonymous No.54580010]

>>54579998
>Cathy Wood
WOULD. She needs a young fit 32 yo trading cub to bounce ideas off of?

[Anonymous No.54580011]

>>54579982
lol, take it easy when they make you go through reconciliation if you still need the priest to marry you guys

[Anonymous No.54580014]

>>54579983
>Boston area imagining and communications tech
>military contracts
>probably just picked up contracts for Ukraine
The only question is which color Asian your mother was when the gorilla showed up?

[Anonymous No.54580021]

>>54579999
Checked. AND the fucking Bogs died then, too. Fucks sake if there ever were a sign the universe was saying sell now and don't look back, that was it.

[Anonymous No.54580023]

>>54579974
>Phase 1b

gimmie hope

[Anonymous No.54580041]

>>54579930
>hello fellow Christians

[Anonymous No.54580042]

What's the market going to do when the banks have to shed light into their situations tomorrow?
>What would the Fud be?

[Anonymous No.54580048]

>>54580041
>Oy vey do we still eat Chinese on Christmas?

[Anonymous No.54580050]

>>54580042
>banks have to shed light into their situations tomorrow?
Things are better than ever chud. Crisis averted.

[Anonymous No.54580060]

>>54580014
>probably
they lost their last milgov contract with the US when they pulled out of afghanistan, they've mentioned nothing about pursuing more contracts in prior investor calls; they're stuck in the meme sports side of broadcasting and it seems nobody wants their satcom stuff; if you check the dod each day you can see they've already recently made other contracts with other satcom companies

if they had something up their sleeves they'd be using it already to try to reach that dollar compliance which again, extension ends mid may
>Boston area
that's just a scam, their main headquarters is actually a small town in england, most of their workers are actually british

basically, it's your typical dilution/reverse split scam stock

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54580092]

>>54580011
Why the fuck would they want me to look at their books? Is it because I'm Jewish?

[Anonymous No.54580094]

>>54580042
>what is the banking community doing to provide the blacks with free money chuds?

[Anonymous No.54580104]

>>54579739
THEY REALLY FUCKING NEED THAT MONEY YOU FUCK

[Anonymous No.54580111]

>>54580092
I thought you are Catholic now?

[Anonymous No.54580120]

>>54579991
>flat tummy
>nice boobies
I owe this female sex.

[Anonymous No.54580123]

>>54580092
I talked to my rabbi and he says if you go through with this Christian wedding you will NOT be welcome back to the synagogue and lose your personal protections for project Samson.

[Anonymous No.54580125]

>>54579739
>IRS took my slurp money
>Didnt schedule payment for 4/18
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.54580136]

>>54580125
I honestly forgot where I even put my W-2.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54580156]

>>54580111
Yeah they got a bunch of shit for me to read and do, but I haven't put much effort in it. Why would they want me to audit their books though? Is that like part of the community service charity thing?

[Anonymous No.54580159]

>>54580136
WE'RE GOING TO DEFAULT IF YOU DON'T FUCKING FIND IT. WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN TO $86B IN THE TGA!

[Anonymous No.54580168]

>>54580104
Wait, so they have $86 billion left? What the fuck, we're going to default before the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.54580174]

>>54580159
He probably overpaid by $300 and won't get his refund now

[Anonymous No.54580180]

Speaking of Taxes do you guys withhold?

[Anonymous No.54580182]

I picked up a few shares of CLSK for shits&giiggles and it seems to be pumping nicely. I think that and BITF will do nicely to coincide with the crypto pumps.

That's my move, anyways. What you guys playing (doesn't have to be crypto)? Any options strategies? I got greedy on TSLA calls towards the end of their bullrun and it cleaned out most of my trading account. Skittish now.

[Anonymous No.54580186]

>>54580156
If you don't know, you will find out. Learn your sacraments baggie. There aren't a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.54580188]

>>54580159
Oh I wasn't planning on paying my taxes anyway. Sorry Janet.

[Anonymous No.54580213]

When do you guys enter/add to long positions?

[Anonymous No.54580220]

>>54580180
only for the 100% tax for the prior year quarterly estimated tax exemption

[Anonymous No.54580228]

My trading day:
>bought more USD/JPY
>reopened Nasdaq short
>slurped natgas at the bottom
I am smrort

[Anonymous No.54580247]

>>54580180
I claim 1 dependent and end up owing every year. I'm not giving the government a free loan and spread out my tax payments to make it a big pain in the ass for the IRS, because taxation is in fact theft.

[Anonymous No.54580260]

>>54580174
No I owed 12 grand due to some gains. I thought my losses would bring it down to only 3 grand but clearly I am bad at math. How much are the estimated tax penalties? I am going to owe that also.

[Anonymous No.54580263]

>>54579633
Yield Curve inverted in 2019

[Anonymous No.54580269]

I'm thinking SPY puts for Monday.

[Anonymous No.54580279]

Forex chads - what the hell is happening with USDCHF?

[Anonymous No.54580282]

>>54580263
Yield curve predicted COVID? Sugoi

[Anonymous No.54580283]

>>54580260
this nigga out here makin profits sheeeeiiit

[Anonymous No.54580284]

>>54580188
If you don't pay your taxes how do you expect the IRS to hire another 50,000 employees to hassle the middle class?

[Anonymous No.54580293]

>CONTAGO

[Anonymous No.54580297]

>>54580213
I spend 2/3 of my money buying at regular intervals and save 1/3 when there's an adequate (price remains under the value area for a day or two) dip.

[Anonymous No.54580298]

>>54580060
Bongs are quite capable with technology. Hiring cheap qualified labor is a good thing. The product arena has multiple users. And despite what some would think, monopoly in compression and data security is contrary to overall security conditions for states, in addition to having tendencies to reduce innovation which could give benefit as a whole.
They're sitting on about 2.5 years worth of cash for operations if they sell nothing at all, and their earnings are steady. They have plenty of stocks to run a reverse split. With the current cash, the stock is about 1/3 book.

[Anonymous No.54580299]

As it regards stocks: do women know when their tits are pressed against you? My mother in law pressed hers against my arm for like 10 seconds as I was showing her something on my phone. She’s got to be a DD

[Anonymous No.54580301]

>>54580263
Yeah, then >we printed a couple trilly a few months after for some reason.

[Anonymous No.54580307]

>I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I SHOULDN'T BUY PUTS ON BBBY BUT IT JUST KEEPS GOING LOWER
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.54580308]

Bank earnings tomorrow
And vix is at 17.80
Kek
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54580319]

>>54580299
The best is watching kino and using their tits as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.54580326]

>>54580293
this anon's brain structure is in retardation

[Anonymous No.54580336]

I thought I understood this market. But yet here we are, 5% gains on TQQQ and I find myself comprehending i understand very little about this market. If I can’t buy a correctly timed put. What the fuck can I do?

[Anonymous No.54580339]

>no futures

[Anonymous No.54580349]

I love Bobos, everyday we pump they get more poor and a lot more insane

[Anonymous No.54580353]

>>54580298
they had 60m cash a year or two ago, they managed to burn it like it was mere cents; their main problem isn't the product, it's the management and lack of actual professional workers, they're useless; the stock reflects the silence shareholders see and that's why it's down 90% from its prior 2021 highs; that's why the stock split is absolutely coming next month and absolutely why it'll just drop even more

let's not forget that the film industry boomed to new highs coming out of the pandemic; all vislink did was lose more money

pic related was in charge of sales

[Anonymous No.54580357]

>>54580299
Yes, titties are very sensitive. When it comes to being a flirty whore, when in doubt, assume women know what they're doing. If else, assume they don't.

[Anonymous No.54580359]

>>54580349
Well no, it’s just I already started poor

[Anonymous No.54580370]

>>54580308
Reddit told me bad earnings are already priced in so if it's not THAT bad banks will moon

[Anonymous No.54580373]

>>54580180
I do the quarterly estimate. Have to make sure it meets 100% of previous year tax bill.
Pretty obnoxious since there's no guarantee I'll make money or how much.

[Anonymous No.54580375]

>>54580357
Given this new information, what is the path forward?

[Anonymous No.54580387]

>>54580326
Mental illness. Many such cases

[Anonymous No.54580389]

>I had to have a boomer show me how to use a fax machine

[Anonymous No.54580393]

>>54580375
Well it’s obvious isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.54580397]

>>54580375
Give your wife a sister.

[Anonymous No.54580400]

>>54580319
Me on the left

[Anonymous No.54580423]

>>54580336
Are you dumb? If so, refer to this >>54580308 stop being a bitch, realize that tech is about to get black swanned and stay in puts on nasd-ack
Don't keep getting baited by this fucking retard market, it can't keep up the niggatry forever and everyone smart knows it. Or go be a dumb mumu and buy when VIX is at 17.80, credit is fucking dying, yields are hugely and historically inverted, fuckstick mumus are euphoric and talking about QE and le heckin pivoooooooooootarino, oil is taking off again, Taiwan is about to get invaded, earnings season is ramping up and is probably going to be enough by itself to tank the market, there are fucktons of bear cases.
https://youtu.be/wkhkQ2GIsdU watch this also

[Anonymous No.54580430]

>>54580298
whoops, about 1.2 years in cash.
>>54580353
it's true, they could turn into a 5 year drag out till they sell the desks, or it could flip 3x next week because some NATO or ME nation decides they want the tech on everything. or they could just muddle along making a break-even for years. they've proven they will reduce costs when needed, they're selling, they've got multiple venues for the product, and multiple products.
as for Hollywood, they did mention that they are doing live broadcast work, because their compression and Secuity suite allows them to do remote editing and production, allowing a guy in a both miles away to focus multiple cameras. their primary product is data compression and security, to get as much info across a great distance with as little energy and as few interruptions as possible.
this means your smart-bomb can be targeted from a home base on moving targets from much further away. this means you can give remote co-pilots to watch the literal back of teams working in hostile conditions. they aren't aiming to be a mood lens manufacturer, or high end data storage company, those are both covered.
>was
things looking up then? security isn't about beauty, there are very few attractive people in that business.

[Anonymous No.54580435]

>>54580370
>Reddit told me
Can you join the subreddit where they tell you to kill yourself. Please.

[Anonymous No.54580441]

>>54580349
>pretending to win
There's only one winner and it's not you

[Anonymous No.54580456]

>>54580349
Yeah but I feel like us bobos are the only ones with kids, bobos because we want to see an end of clownworld and the beginning of a brighter future. White or asian children that is

[Anonymous No.54580457]

sitting on your hands makes the most amount of gains

[Anonymous No.54580462]

>>54580430
again yeah it isn't the products, it's the lack of professionals attempting to sell them, it isn't working out and they're running into reverse splits every other year because of it

maybe they get a contract in 3 years yeah, but that split is next month and splits on companies that don't make money don't typically result in pumps

[Anonymous No.54580470]

>>54580435
I'm already here

[Anonymous No.54580480]

>>54580457
I need more though

[Anonymous No.54580482]

>>54580462
>>54580430
forgot to add that clearly much of their problems stem from nonexistent pr teams, they are silent for the entire year which makes investors fuck off elsewhere because there's no confidence being given to them, naturally that just turns people away and adds to selling pressure; and in a bear market that only makes shit worse

[Anonymous No.54580483]

>>54580326
>CONTIGO

[Anonymous No.54580487]

>>54580456
>are the only ones with kids
Insane I tell ye

[Anonymous No.54580489]

>>54580397
What the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.54580503]

>>54580423
The market will never ever crash. Ever.
Enjoy your puts that expire worthless.

[Anonymous No.54580508]

>>54580470
Okay then , kill yourself

[Anonymous No.54580513]

>>54580489
That's a great question.

[Anonymous No.54580533]

>>54580462
>>54580482
Common stock equity went from 10 to 43 million in that time. Apparently they have someone who wants them backed, or they're not doing as poorly as you claim. They have about 25% of their value in debt. I won't speak to concerns about the board not giving you more info more often, except to note there are plenty of companies who get on calls every 3 months for years while running the company into the ground.

[Anonymous No.54580542]

>>54580503
That's it, I'm gonna put together a cringe compilation

[Anonymous No.54580552]

>>54580542
Jokes on you, you're already in one.

[Anonymous No.54580558]

Anyway, I'm concerned the Great Heem is still coming.

[Anonymous No.54580559]

LABU bros they hate us cuz they anus

[Anonymous No.54580563]

BLOOMBERG
IS DISCUSSING
HOW
YELLEN
IS FULL
OF
FECAL
MATERIA
ABOUT
T
H
A
CREDITS

[Anonymous No.54580574]

>>54580563

[Anonymous No.54580582]

>>54580297
What kinds of intervals?

[Anonymous No.54580585]

Will bitcoin miners make me rich?

[Anonymous No.54580593]

>>54580563
>>54580574
THEY ARE
OUTRIGHT
DIRECTLY
CALLIN'
THA BITCH
OUT BY
NAME

[Anonymous No.54580603]

>>54580563
Mommy Lael says fuck your feelings.

[Anonymous No.54580612]

>>54580585
I don't know. But I pegged BTCM as a good company pre-split. BITF and CLSK seem to be doing pretty well. I wish I had more money to throw in but oh well.

[Anonymous No.54580628]

>>54580558
Yea Mr. Snibs was no where to be seen today, very odd given recent market activity...

[concern intensifies]

[Anonymous No.54580630]

>>54580513
I'm about to quit smoking weed and start a nofap cycle to time my return to derivatives goombling. Need to purift my soul and clear my head. But the hour is nigh

[Anonymous No.54580636]

>>54580582
1 month/ 3 month for my long holds. I've been screwing around with 1 week/1 month to try and swing but I'm not quite there yet. What's important is that your interval matches your holding period.

[Anonymous No.54580638]

>>54579925
added to the SMG SHILL/MEME list
because
fuck it
why not

[Anonymous No.54580640]

>>54580483
>Me Gusta Futures con Tango

kekekeke


>>54580104
>>54580168
>WALCL 2023-04-12 8,614,797,000,000
>TGA 2023-04-12 86,554,000,000
>REVERSE REPO 2023-04-13 2,321,699,000,000
>NET LIQUIDITY 6,206,544,000,000

>SPX FAIR VALUE 4017
>SPX LOWER BAND 3867
>SPX UPPER BAND 4367

Liquidity is going straight to the pamp

[Anonymous No.54580642]

>>54580533
well we'll see what happens next month when the split inevitably happens; i'm bearish as fuck on it

[Anonymous No.54580652]

>tfw the bottom was in october

Hope you managed to buy in :)

[Anonymous No.54580661]

>>54580389
Been there. She was 400 lbs and smelled of rotting decay

[Anonymous No.54580665]

>>54580638
Tomorrows gonna be lit either way emperor Jamie Dimon speaks

[Anonymous No.54580676]

>>54580636
So you just pick a day during each month to buy? Say second Thursday of each month? Can you say a little more

[Anonymous No.54580681]

>>54580665
Everything about this image is reprehensible.

[Anonymous No.54580687]

>>54580665
what discord chat is that

[Anonymous No.54580688]

>>54580652
God it feels so good to time the bottom. I couldn't imagine just sitting on cash right now and letting it waste by way of inflation.

[Anonymous No.54580694]

>>54580665
>Jamie Dimon
>Emperor
Of Epstein isle.

[Anonymous No.54580720]

>>54580642
If you're sure it's a lack of sales and PR, maybe you should offer to take up one of those roles on commission?

[Anonymous No.54580734]

>>54580681
just another day in the clown world markets.

>>54580687
>Kev of Wallstreet
not a zoomer/groomer so no idea

>>54580694
we know... we know
>>54579094
>>54579107
>>54579126

[Anonymous No.54580737]

two more weeks bobros

[Anonymous No.54580750]

>>54580720
but anon, i want it to continue failing because i aim to short it

[Anonymous No.54580754]

>>54580737
what am i reading public debt? like personal debt? how the fuck would that jump so fast?

[Anonymous No.54580764]

>>54580734
So are these old royal family guys literal shape shifters or what?

[Anonymous No.54580765]

>>54580737
Yields will rise after the debt ceiling is raised

[Anonymous No.54580774]

>>54580737

[Anonymous No.54580781]

Gold Miners Bullish Percent Index is reaching a level not seen since April 2022. The RSI is moving into “overbought” condition.

Careful starting a mew position here. Watching to see how price digests its recent move.

I will be watching for a reconnect of the 20ema to produce a “Holy Grail” setup.

[Anonymous No.54580784]

>>54580765
just temporally probably... we be back in the same position in no time right after.

[Anonymous No.54580785]

>>54580764
>bloodlines
it's all about your lineage fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACuloatKQ9M

[Anonymous No.54580788]

Shorts ready?

[Anonymous No.54580797]

>>54580781

[Anonymous No.54580805]

What are the preferred pronouns for /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54580813]

>>54580737
Then they raise the debt ceiling and liquidity goes back up. The money supply only ever grows larger.

[Anonymous No.54580816]

>>54580640
I saw the other day that someone had appropriated this image and turned it into a leftist meme and got a little mad about it.

[Anonymous No.54580827]

VOO and VTI chads, how often, and when, do you add to your position? What kind of schedule do you have

[Anonymous No.54580833]

>>54580788
How about this deal, Jack: Dreamers (lol) can be actual citizens IF they pay a 1 time, $100k fee (plus tip). Now, they can take on private debt for that fee, but if they default on that debt, they are stripped of citizenship, never eligible again, and trebuched into the Gulf of Mexico.

[Anonymous No.54580852]

I am getting tired of going to the court house everyday releated to records for a mortgage. I guess thats justiification for buying this house at 60% of its value and getting upgrades paid for with it.

[Anonymous No.54580854]

Today the $QQQ had a 2 Sigma daily move. When you scope out you see 10 trading days in the Chop Box, only .38% up for the week, and we have Financials reporting earnings tomorrow.

Keep your head on a swivel.

[Anonymous No.54580861]

>>54580827
save every dollar you can and pump it into VOO on THA CRASHARINO
then just start saving every dollar you can again
and dump it into VOO on
THA NEXT CRASHARINO
so pretty much once or twice per decade
just keep it in
TREASURYINOS
until your bobosense knows that a
CRASHARINO
is becoming immanent again.

[Anonymous No.54580875]

who is going short with me tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54580880]

>>54580676
When I get paid I xfer the cash into my account and buy stuff. If my limit order doesn't fill I try again the next day. After a week if my buys have yet to fill I do a market order. There's not much to it. Don't hide, just buy.

[Anonymous No.54580886]

>>54580827
i'm around 25% cash/equivs, it's an arbitrary amount that lets me sleep at night

[Anonymous No.54580891]

>>54580861
Is there another crash on the way? How can you even [predict that

[Anonymous No.54580913]

>>54580785
>it's all about your lineage fren

[Anonymous No.54580930]

fine ,i ll go short by self. its better that way anyways.

[Anonymous No.54580931]

>>54580891
we bobos just know
EVERYTHING
accept for
WHEN

[Anonymous No.54580940]

>>54580827
Just buy.

[Anonymous No.54580965]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54580975]

>>54580965
>Futures

[Anonymous No.54580984]

Bobo got TWO once in a decade buying opportunities in the last 3 years and he still wants more

[Anonymous No.54581030]

>>54580940
exactly, VTI is just a mindless bogle strategy. meaning there is no strategy, just buy at every point you have cash and DCA

[Anonymous No.54581031]

So what about nvda?

[Anonymous No.54581038]

What are some resources I can use to help with forecasting:
- bond price moves
- equities markets at a macro level
- options

[Anonymous No.54581041]

>>54580965
>>54580975
That red is transitory

[Anonymous No.54581053]

>>54581038
the market is ignoring the macro friend, i really like "on the margin" podcast easily best macro in less than an hour.

[Anonymous No.54581054]

>>54579908
How the fuck do you know that? You people are bizarre about this shit I swear

[Anonymous No.54581066]

>>54581038
Yes plz any successful traders respond to this?

[Anonymous No.54581068]

>>54581054
yeah it's totally normal stuff see >>423409085

[Anonymous No.54581074]

>>54581054
Instincts honed after enduring years of this mental illness epidemic.

[Anonymous No.54581103]

[Anonymous No.54581104]

1929 all over again

[Anonymous No.54581119]

>>54581038
>>54581066
>>54581053

>doesn't unironically draw memelines on macro data
NGMI

[Anonymous No.54581121]

>>54581066
see >>54581053
but also this guy https://youtu.be/Is9vtnQnv7o
and this guy intraday https://youtu.be/T-WzDr2UvzE
sometimes bloomberg does okay, watch every fed speaker, every fomc, and just stay in smg too

[Anonymous No.54581130]

>>54581119
i've got my yield alerts set fren

[Anonymous No.54581137]

>>54581031
Good, but not 130+ P/E good.
>>54581074
The fundamental problem with the transgender phenomenon is that people are being condemned for disbelieving in something that we have no reason to believe. This guy for example claims to have a friend that's transgender, who injects himself with hormones and dresses like a woman, but still allows people to call him a male. Any dissident to this ridiculous, meaningless and arbitrary lifestyle is met with vicious denouncement.
Also, they're all managed by the QUI

[Anonymous No.54581163]

black swan just dropped

[Anonymous No.54581181]

>>54581163
Doesn't matter, the Swiss government said no take backs on the deal. Fuck your democracy. corporate welfare now.

[Anonymous No.54581187]

>>54581074
Calling them trans instead of transvestites is a shame

[Anonymous No.54581209]

Reminder to all bobos that things will never get better for them

[Anonymous No.54581239]

>>54581209
Uh bros, why do low rates coincide with world wars? And why does the chart end in 2017...?

[Anonymous No.54581248]

>>54581163
Symbolic irrelevant vote

[Anonymous No.54581255]

>>54581163
>>54581181
wait i thought they were getting 45b assets for 3bil and were gonna hold to maturoty on the underwater bonds? so who is right?

[Anonymous No.54581277]

>>54580593
Kek
>sboiloan
>soi boi loan

[Anonymous No.54581279]

>>54580665
>>54580694
guilty

[Anonymous No.54581286]

>>54581239
>And why does the chart end in 2017

Explanation:

Meade, who studies numbers in the Bible, predicted the beginning of the end on Sept. 23, 2017 after an encounter with the planet Nibiru because it is 33 days after the total solar eclipse in the United States.

"Jesus lived for 33 years. The name Elohim, which is the name of God to the Jews, was mentioned 33 times [in the Bible]," he said.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoNp8dkyYWU

[Anonymous No.54581305]

>>54580397
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54581310]

Another green day. Another day of dealing with uh needy people on the phone. (My boss is out all week so I'm running the show till he returns). Got some fucker who wanted to know this, that, and if we did something else and how much said ball of shat would cost total (Which it's all bullshit anyway cause the money merely goes from one budget book to another in the same overall govt budget pool; not like it's sucked outta your pocket personally). Told him to e-mail what he wanted in detail to a certain inbox we use for such things and someone would get back to him. He rambled on a bit more. Meanwhile I'm trying to still eat my lunch before it gets cold. Finally I hold him, look the only way we can help you is if you use the e-mail provided. Then he hung up. Finally ate the last of my lunch. Then later during the afternoon my Wife called. Told me one of the garbage cans was gone. (Trash day; we have 2 cans, one for recycle, the other for everyday stuff). So after I got home I looked for it. Nowhere to be found. Asked the neighbors if they had an extra can show up today. No joy. So now I gotta call the city waste management dept and get a replacement can.

[Anonymous No.54581325]

>>54581286
>33

[Anonymous No.54581353]

>>54581310
>not having gps trackers hidden on your garbage cans
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54581361]

>>54581310
I really hope you're putting this in some kind of compiled journal format. I guess you could look it up via 4plebs, but the anthology would be neat.

[Anonymous No.54581370]

>>54581325
If dubs the end of the world will happen this year.

[Anonymous No.54581373]

>yield curve still insanely inverted
>historically accurate leading indicator for recessions (typically results in stock prices falling)

Is this time is different?

[Anonymous No.54581400]

[Anonymous No.54581406]

>>54581239
Blitzkrieg euphoria.

[Anonymous No.54581413]

>>54581373
Why does the chart end 2020?

[Anonymous No.54581431]

>>54581137
>>>Ezra

[Anonymous No.54581434]

>>54581373
Yes, because we've had 2008, 2011, several QE cycles, the 2019 repo crisis, 2020, and now the BTFP that everyone in the market finally realized the Fed is our bitch. The economy can burn but asset prices aren't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.54581435]

https://youtu.be/sWrkrzfYZuY

[Anonymous No.54581438]

>>54581400
It's over stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up EVER again.

[Anonymous No.54581457]

>>54581373
explain why your leading indicator gives a sell signal between 1980 and 1982 wich was the best time to accoomolate stock ever

[Anonymous No.54581464]

>>54581400
unironically over

[Anonymous No.54581467]

>>54581370
sorry fren the party never ends

[Anonymous No.54581468]

>>54581438
It’s a brave new world

[Anonymous No.54581491]

What is this "collateral shortage" meme? Sounds like some kind of Jewish nonsense.

[Anonymous No.54581492]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54581514]

>>54581467
Hm yes I should have asked for trips of course. So either 333 or 666 world's gonna end in 2 months and /smg/ will become a suicide cult for broken bobos and depressed mumus.

[Anonymous No.54581653]

>>54581457
it accurately predicted a ~26% drop from 81-82 though?

the difference is back then the S&P was very undervalued overall, so even if you bought the top or were late buying back in, if you were long, it was a decent time to buy according to every other metric (mean reversion, p/e, buffet, etc.)
today everything is overvalued

[Anonymous No.54581674]

why isn't it pumping?

fuck you jensen

[Anonymous No.54581675]

Vanguards chads... it's literally over.

[Anonymous No.54581691]

>>54580833
Keep seething chud. I WILL become a citizen. You WILL pay your taxes. I WILL abuse your welfare system. And you WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.54581706]

>>54580299
They are vividly aware. My first job I worked at a Wendy's. I was 15. My first day i was working the grill and there were two girls next to me on sammich assembly. If they asked for burg patty i was to place said patty on a bun they put on their counter. Every time i did so my arm brushed against the girls' boobs. I was completely oblivious to this at the time. I didn't realize they were leaning forwards on purpose until months later.

[Anonymous No.54581707]

>>54579663
Where can I get one of those?

[Anonymous No.54581721]

>>54580805
It's hard to pay attention to this, so I'm not entirely sure, but I think I might be cupiosexual.

[Anonymous No.54581749]

>>54580827
I put in $750 every two weeks.

[Anonymous No.54581786]

>>54581653
>today everything is overvalued
down at -26% they probably said the same thing.
Actually we already had a 26% drop and I could probably make the case that the timing of your indicator is so unpredictable that it's impossible to tell if that was the bottom now or not. And regarding valuation I already took care of that with my previous post >>54581239
I think when the actual reason for inflation is a different then when it actually indicates stuff (helicopter moneyprinting vs whatever the reasons for inflation were before) your indicator doesn't say much but state some facts wich have nothing to do what's really going on

[Anonymous No.54581810]

>>54581675
Why?

[Anonymous No.54581870]

>>54581810
We won.

[Anonymous No.54581910]

>bank revenues tomorrow
>market just randomly pumps, just cuz
This is a very obvious rugpull.

[Anonymous No.54581919]

>US 30Y down 2 pips

[Anonymous No.54581976]

i feel like funko is really undervalued still, my calls are paying my rent rn

[Anonymous No.54581997]

>>54581976
does the tiger only come out and say quirky shit if you when big?

[Anonymous No.54582014]

Hey, Boeing's not an important stock or anything, right? OK, just checking.

[Anonymous No.54582025]

>>54581997

lol nah u can literally make it do it when you have a 0.01% gain or a 99.9% loss

[Anonymous No.54582030]

>>54580168
>When Warren Buffett has more money than the US Govt

[Anonymous No.54582073]

>nvda erased all its gains from a year ago
>soxl at $15

[Anonymous No.54582076]

>>54581910
I wonder why

[Anonymous No.54582078]

>>54580168
Weird how quiet they are on the debt ceiling considering it's usually something Congress loves bickering over so they can use it as leverage to fund whatever bullshit they want. I think we may actually default this time. I hope they do it, I sold my bonds last week just in case. Rug pull the retards in money market funds lol.

[Anonymous No.54582082]

>>54582073
I meant erased all its losses

[Anonymous No.54582096]

>>54582078
not money market, but the T-bill buyers. I guess money market still hooked on RRP, though maybe that could be affected as well considering T-bills are much or all of the collateral involved.

[Anonymous No.54582101]

>>54582082
I was about to tell you, you might have drifted into an alternate dimension. It happened to me this morning.

[Anonymous No.54582120]

>>54582114
>>54582114
>>54582114
>>54582114

[Anonymous No.54583124]

>>54579816
>>54579828
what's wrong with what he said? it's true, american football causes mentail issues. it's the #1 reason you fucks get horrible shit like school shootings from time to time.

[Anonymous No.54583514]

>>54580423
The Fed doesn't even need to pivot. The market is absorbing every single rate hike with zero fear of any planned hikes to come. No one is letting this market fall even remotely before Biden gets re-elected.

[Anonymous No.54584289]

>>54579629
>retardcoin farm stock
no.