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>> No.54576576

sneed

>> No.54576579

first

>> No.54576583

>JEPI schizo
>SOXL shill
>BOIL baron
Pick your champion

>> No.54576586

Jesus Saves, God has a plan for you and it is good.

Yes anon, you too.

>> No.54576587
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>> No.54576590
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54576590

What are some resources I can use to help with forecasting:
- bond price moves
- equities markets at a macro level
- options

>> No.54576595

>>54576590
fuck off retard

>> No.54576605
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54576605

Spy calls :)

>> No.54576606

A distant family member wants me to invest money for them. I'd get a performance fee. What do?

>> No.54576615
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54576615

>Anon, you keep playing games and haven't taken NVO seriously. I've given you several munts and you've hardly gained any of it in your portfolio. There's nothing more I can do for you.

>> No.54576621
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54576621

I've just spent my entire $16k on stocks near or at their ATH!
I just cant say in cash any longer when markets pump like this ignoring all bad economic news and data. it'll unironically go up forver this time.

>> No.54576623
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>>54576583
oil

>> No.54576625

>>54576606
Don't do it. You will regret it.

>> No.54576628

>>54576606
Buy and hold Long time frame
AEM
IAUX
Buy and hold Medium time frame
DRV

>> No.54576629

>>54576606
say yes, leave it in a broker that pays interest on uninvested cash, take the free money without putting their shit at risk

>> No.54576630

>>54576606
Don't you have to have a license to invest other people's money?

>> No.54576638
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54576638

>Warren Buffett just exited a Multibillion-Dollar position in TSMC

>> No.54576645
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>>54576590
Cute tranny. Scoopsies could look like that if he'd put in the effort

>> No.54576650
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STOP IT

>> No.54576653
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>>54576590
Why do white women fuck animals?
Unrelated do qyld and xyld use elns like jepi or do they write the calls themselves?

>> No.54576654

>>54576638
was that the only move or one of many like that today??

>> No.54576659
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>>54576638
Why did he own it for several months?

>> No.54576661
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54576661

Imagine not buying NASCOCK right now.

>> No.54576666
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54576666

Are we just going to ignore the gigawedge forming on the S&P for the last 8 months?

>> No.54576672

>>54576638
Warren Buffett shorted the airlines during COVID and was wrong then too.

>> No.54576675

>>54576606
Say yes and buy SPY

>> No.54576679

>>54576606
Tell them about bogleheads and dont take the money. The average retail trader would benefit greatly from just VTI or VT

>> No.54576681
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>>54576638
>Warren Buffett just exited a Multibillion-Dollar position in TSMC


SOXL trannies going to get blown out of the water... you dig...

>> No.54576686

>>54576675
This sums up the financial-services industry.

>> No.54576693
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>>54576583
Boglechads.

>> No.54576695

>>54576672
Berkshire has also barely kept up with the S&P 500 too. Trading is hard

>> No.54576698
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54576698

Buy shorts, pullback soon

>> No.54576704
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54576704

I'm HEEMED!

>> No.54576705

last year i had one profitable month of trading. losses were around 900 including fees. fuck.


>>54576606
nah wouldnt do it.

if market goes to shit they will hate you. its just unnessary risk and stress to put on your self.

>> No.54576711

>>54576583
>>54576623
Dont Forget OIL Princesses
Also reminder
JEPI SUCKS
QYLD SUCKS
DIVIDENDS ARE SHIT

>> No.54576713

>>54576698
I'm wearing shorts. Does that count?

>> No.54576722
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>>54576666
checked

>> No.54576726
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>>54576666
Is that a good wedge or a bad wedge?

>> No.54576730
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>>54576695
Not if you're a member of Congress

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>>54576726
I reckon that depends on your position, but the one where the bottom falls the fuck out.

>> No.54576762

Imagine buying nasd-ack when VIX is at 18
Are these mumus insane?

>> No.54576767
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>>54576752
Yessssss

>> No.54576772

>>54576730
there are 535 members of congress. i'd be curious to know how many underperformed spy as well

>> No.54576775
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>>54576762
they don't know about the vix containgo.

There is also a mcdonald sell signal... probably a pullback as SPY doesn't have one. And the other sell signals are just kind of BLAH.

>> No.54576778

>>54576762
FNGU started the year at $41. It is now $95. House money can inspire a lot of cockiness.

>> No.54576781
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Stocks will never go down again bros, we made it!

>> No.54576787

>>54576762
>still not going long when you're able to buy cheap protection
bobo is big brain

>> No.54576789

>>54576781
Remake this, but with Budweiser.

>> No.54576791
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54576791

Another day another dub.

TA won't help you. A winning attitude will. Nigger

>> No.54576794
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>>54576781
SOPHIA doesn't drink faggot.

>> No.54576795

>>54576772
Probably none of them. If you're in Congress, you can literally insider trade with no risk of getting in trouble, because of anyone calls you out, you can just call them conspiracy theorists and that seems to work pretty well in 2023

>> No.54576801
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54576801

>Yesterday: Airlines plunge on massive drop in ticket sales
>Today: Better bid up travel and booking services!

>> No.54576803

>>54576791
What merch you buying

>> No.54576804

>>54576791
cringe

>> No.54576808

>>54576775
>they don't know about the vix containgo.
just wait until they realize that there's a physical VIX shortage looming on the horizon

>> No.54576809
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>>54576791
>Setting an alarm to consoooooom

>> No.54576810
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Oops wrong pic

Another day another dub.

TA won't help you. A winning attitude will. Nigger

>> No.54576822

Where can I purchase physical VIX shares?

>> No.54576823

>>54576729
>Yeah and sometimes you’re leaving money on the table
Thats the choice you am making when you sell covered calls. The flip side is that you also now have income generated while you are bag holding losses all through 2022 that could be used to slurp the dip. I'll accept leaving a few points on the table by not perfectly timing the top/bottom in exchange for just always taking gains or collecting premium to offset long bag losses.

>> No.54576831

>>54576808
Sounds bullish for VIX!

>> No.54576843
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>>54576808
Speaking of which, crude is showing like 15 cents of backwardation.

>> No.54576845

>>54576586
blessed/based

>> No.54576847
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>>54576803
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cq9CgXjrOn4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

New scrim merch dawg

>> No.54576855

>Schall Law Firm
>Do these niggas ever win I always see them opening lawsuits anytime a stock craterz

>> No.54576859

>>54576808
>physical VIX shortage
We in backwardation? VIX to 0? VVIX sub 85

>> No.54576872
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Slurping BOIL here. Should I slurp some far OTM leap calls? $50+strikes for 2025?

>> No.54576875

>>54576859
There's a VIX surplus right now. Lack of storage on the horizon means it might trade negative soon.

>> No.54576880

>>54576872
Still another day of contract rollover.

>> No.54576885

I’m building an actual bankroll now, give me your best picks for;
Petroyuan paradigm
Virtual ISP services
Water shortages

>> No.54576888
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>>54576875
>Negative VIX
Is such a thing even possible?

>> No.54576893

>>54576859
Is there a leveraged ETF that tracks physical VIX index?

>> No.54576895

>>54576590
He hit the wall

>> No.54576894

I went outside because some one on /pol/ told me to touch grass, and then I saw two Blue Jays fucking in a tree. How does it make you feel that the fucking birds get more pussy than (you)? Also, where should I put my smart money today?

>> No.54576896

why the fukc are we pumping holy fuck stop

>> No.54576899

>>54576895
kek

>> No.54576905

>>54576875
>Lack of storage on the horizon means it might trade negative soon
So future VIX < spot VIX

>> No.54576914

>>54576823
Covered calls are just emotional masturbation to get a dopamine rush even though they always always underperform but and hold. If you are investing for the hit of gains but don't want to maximize them by buying and holding you unironically should just stick to treasury bonds. Your money will go up 100% of the time

>> No.54576922

>>54576823
That is the choice. Not fully capitalizing on a bull market is not for me. Maybe jepi will outperform in crab and bear market, but long term the market goes up most of the time.

>> No.54576923
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>>54576698
Where is this from, m8?
Btw, any goldchads here? Literally easiest money I've ever made. Question is how long gold will keep gaining? Assuming CPI keeps increasing because of oil and PPI (companies keep offsetting on the customers), gold should simply keep on going right? I mean, there is no way this greedflation is gonna stop. Companies are loving this shit since they can just keep keep and keep increasing their fat margins

>> No.54576927

>>54576893
I think they are called fed funds futures
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/stirs/30-day-federal-fund.quotes.html

>> No.54576930

>>54576775
>kpop is back
Ah yes, my top signal has arrived

>> No.54576935

>>54576847
Word I have friend who follows this brand. You don't live in DC do you haha

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>>54576880
4 days of roll and BOIL is still almost flat on the week. It double bottomed, it will pump

>> No.54576942
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>>54576930
Anon, he's a bottom.

>> No.54576944
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>>54576930

>> No.54576946
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what's happening in 60 seconds?

>> No.54576951

>>54576894
There's more to life than pussy.

>> No.54576955
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>>54576930
KPOP is a powerhouse. Up 6% today.

>> No.54576957

>>54576927
FUD sisters where we at!
Soon VIX will be worth their weith in gold! Buying FUD is the most sure bet.

>> No.54576962

>>54576894
Blue jays are cunts who have an annoying call and aren't actually blue. Shit birds. 0/10 would not feed.

>> No.54576967

>>54576946
Results of a 30 year bond auction. Look at TMF/TMV computer.

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>>54576951

>> No.54576976

>>54576937
Why does this show look so incredibly based?

>> No.54576980
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>>54576942
>>54576930

Nigga. I'm versatile. I'm like a igloo. I can turn red then green the next second..

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>>54576894
I'm surprised your gookfu didn't snatch one out of the tree and eat it.

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>>54576937
Where the hell is this from?
Btw, banks are posting earnings tomorrow. What are we thinking, good or bad? I am guessing better than "experts's" projections and the market's gonna pump.

>> No.54576989
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54576989

Smelly
Dumb
Bobo
Scum

>> No.54576991

>bond auction beginning
>will wipe out all of todays gains again

>> No.54576990

>>54576923
>>54576982
Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama Katsudou

>> No.54576992
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>SHE'S HOLDING BOIL
>DURING COONTRACT ROLLIOLIO
>WITH NATGAS FALLING
>AND IN
>COONTAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGOOOOOO

>> No.54577001

>>54576962
Blue is the rarest naturally occurring pigment in nature. As you know most animals/plants which appear blue is due to the physical nature of that thing and the way light bounces off it.

>> No.54577004
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>>54576989
Keep Pumping lads

>> No.54577010
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>>54576923
>>54576976
>>54576982
Kamikatsu. Best investment you can make this quarter. Roy is based

>> No.54577012

>>54576914
>Covered calls are just emotional masturbation to get a dopamine rush even though they always always underperform but and hold
Covered calls are functionally identical to puts sold short, just with extra steps. Put selling is highly profitable over time as volatility naturally exhibits positive skew due in part to the slow decline of the US dollar.

If you can sell puts against names where you have confidence that real downside volatility will be less than implied volatility, there is profit to be made. I prefer selling against single stocks rather than indexes, as indexes tend to be more efficiently priced.

>> No.54577015

>>54577001
Fuckin wavelength infetterence. Fuckin miracles I tell ya huwhat.

>> No.54577024

Hey everyone, I noticed that GBTC is a Bitcoin trust that is trading at a discount to NAV of around 40%. That seems pretty steep. What are your thoughts on this?

>> No.54577043

>>54576914
>If you are investing for the hit of gains but don't want to maximize them by buying and holding you unironically should just stick to treasury bonds. Your money will go up 100% of the time
That's sort of my new strategy. Granted I'm only trying it with an account that is 1% of my total net worth for now while I get some real experience goombling in these markets. The new strategy is keeping my day trading goombling margin earning the "risk free rate of return" in a MM fund, never to be touched, wait the 30 days, let that become marginable. So no matter what, my $25k minimum balance is earning risk free interest with the market. Then I have an additional $5k in cash that I will use to strategically deploy on individual scalp goombles, or sell single UPRO option I can actual take assignment on with that $5k cash. I'm willing to lose 4% of the $5k on any one play, whether it be naked options or covered options or long options.

>> No.54577050

>>54577010
You've convinced me. I'll watch your show. Last season's official /smg/ anime turned out pretty boring though.

>> No.54577054

I held FNGU but sold at 91 at open because I thought it was gonna dump. What a crazy pump. Why? It was just announced we’re headed for recession.

>> No.54577055

>>54577001
>Blue is the rarest naturally occurring pigment in nature.
Are you sure? I’d think it’s pink.

>> No.54577064

>>54577024
long story behind it. it traded at a premium for a long time as well. until people can get actual BTC out of the fund, or they restructure the ETN into something else (no luck so far), the discount will continue to exist

>> No.54577067

>>54577024
In a perfect world, the SEC/CFTC/law would unfuck the situation, the BTC in that trust would be unlocked, and you'd see that overnight moon.

However the debt ceiling negotiations will involve a couple 2 am provisions outlawing Bitcoin and tripping up other crypto, so that won't actually happen.

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>>54577055
Anon, have you ever seen a vagina?

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>>54575549
>sold MARA, CLSK, RIOT at the right spot to catch the next wave of GFAI

DAMN I LOVE TRADING

>> No.54577082

blackstone deserves to go bankrupt

>> No.54577092

>>54577012
>as indexes tend to be more efficiently priced
Im going to be selling options on individual tickers and buying SPY options for scalps. The volume keeps the pricing somewhat honest and it's just a matter of getting direction right if you know which expirations and strikes to play.

>> No.54577094

>>54576801
business world is too much uncertain my friend

>> No.54577095
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>>54577054
Megacap tech is the safe haven play du jour. Almost nothing can stop the ad spend supporting GOOG & META, the consumer and capex spending underpinning AMZN & AAPL, or the upside from MSFT's SuperClippy AI.

>> No.54577096
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What the actual fuck is this graph

>> No.54577099

>>54577078
It’s been years, but I get the point.

>> No.54577100

SPY HITS 412 MM BUY PUTS AND SELL STOCK PUT ME IN THE SCREEN SHOT

>> No.54577112

my VTI :)

>> No.54577115
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>>54577099
To be fair some bitches are a little purple.

>> No.54577119

>>54577096
You should be able to scroll up and see what company that chart represents :^)

>> No.54577120
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>>54577055
Pink can be made from naturally occurring compound, Anthocyanins. Same compound which turns weed purple.

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okay oil you can stop dumping today

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Could this be the day the ES breaks through the 50's?
Been a little while

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>>54577050
Only on ep2 but its based. The cgi animals are on purpose

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>>54577100

>> No.54577129

>>54576896
https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
>will end soon ;)

>> No.54577132

Buying all that Sqqq was a stupid idea

>> No.54577134
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Why are we bullish on bad news, this is a nightmare - I cant take this clown market anymore its driving me insane literally none of it makes any sense

Its like it knows internally, what the right direction is - but it PURPOSELY goes the other direction just to piss off any logical person

>> No.54577138

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>> No.54577142

>>54577120
So blue whales aren’t actually blue then

>> No.54577147

>>54576980
You're a contraindicator

>> No.54577148
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Bears on suicidewatch

>> No.54577152

As long as the dollar keeps plummeting, sky is the limit

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CAN SHE SHIT AND PISS OVERTAKE THE APRIL OPEN TOP? STAY TUNED TO SEEEE!

>> No.54577156
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>>54577142
Nope. They never were

>> No.54577163
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>>54577129
>Not even on extreme greed
Gonna take at least another month of pumping before we see something resembling a "crash"
>>54577134
Yew mad bro?

>> No.54577166

>>54577156
What's in their portfolio?

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>>54577134
>markets are supposed to be predictable

>> No.54577179

Market crash in June

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>>54577179

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dump it

>> No.54577207

>>54577166
Blue chips

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>>54577204

>> No.54577211

>>54577204
too early for the dump, gotta lure in more baggies

>> No.54577215

>>54577169
They should at least be not random. Like aapl having 40% less laptop sales and then pumping like a nigger on bill gates daughter seems weird

>> No.54577221

>>54576951
>There's more to life than pussy.
yeah, but that doesn't change the fact all life is derived from pussy

>> No.54577222
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BOYCOTTS WOR-ACK!

>> No.54577234

>>54577215
Remember when Amazon and meta both took 15 to 20% doomps and the SPY magically rebalanced to not being tech heavy

>> No.54577238

>>54577166
SEAS
1333
BP

>> No.54577240

>>54577222
zoom out

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>>54577238
>BP

>> No.54577246

>>54577222
They've already lost $5 billion in sales, just wait until their earnings. Naturally they will be propped up because they are shoehorned into the indices

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>PIVOT
>QE is back
>PUMP MEMES MORE MORE MORE MORE

damn it feels so good

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>>54576894
Something that kills birds... like windmills, or pesticides, maybe into bigger predatory birds like hawks..?

>> No.54577253

>>54577215
Buffett bought AAPL. It'll be pumped up at 30x earnings and won't see any negative legal action or antitrust cases until he dies.

>> No.54577262

>>54576583
Where’s the DXYchad?

>> No.54577261

>Amazon is attempting new measures to get customers to return fewer of their online orders, including charging a fee to return items to UPS stores
Solution: Don't ever buy any in-house Amazon product. They're 95% China dogshit and you'll be returning them anyway.

>> No.54577263

>>54577240
the retarded redneck right wing transphobes who are boycotting bud light are going to just switch to busch light and the shekels will keep coming in.

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54577264

I have a bunch of MSFT stock from when I worked there. Should I start selling the profitable lots and move the money into ETFs now? After last year... I can take a lot of profit without any tax hit...
Or... should I keep holding MSFT?

>> No.54577270

>>54577222
North America's only like a third of their revenue and Bud's only one of their multiple brands there. So even if it gets totally nuked you'd be looking at a ~10% hit to the stock price.

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>>54577147
>contraindicator
Thanks.

>> No.54577277
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54577277

VIVE LA FRANCE
VIVE LA DIXIELAND

the French just incinerated blackrock
and everyone associated with blacked are ~mysteriously~ being killed


https://twitter.com/Spriter99880/status/1646206886901956622?s=20

The rate of pure white babies being born is also exponentially increasing

>> No.54577278

>>54577261
>They're 95% China dogshit and you'll be returning them anyway.
this every amazon's choice is the cheapest piece of chinesium shit you could possibly buy

>> No.54577280

>>54577262
He tactically switched to being long Yen.

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Send it

>> No.54577291

>>54577262
He roped last month. It's already dead. The confederacy has fallen. Dixie is burning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>> No.54577298

We need to invest like trees do
Had one fucker grow up under the brick stairs and slip out the teeniest crack wedging itself stuck

>> No.54577301

>>54577054
Recession and 25 hike were priced in. Inflation is softening and PPI was positive.

Then Warren Buffet was asked about the reports and he said reports don't matter and JPow is doing a wonderful job.

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>0 days to expiration
>0 chance of loss
>0 fucks given

>> No.54577309

>>54577298
I just sprouted some seeds from my favorite apples, we'll see if they grow in my mountain climate.

>> No.54577311

A lot of biomemes I am shorting are up today. Lol. Harbinger of the. You know what.

>> No.54577313

>>54577278
Idk I have a space heater and a desk fan that are decent enough

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>>54577291
DXY 70 sounds good, don't you think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S6ip7pj1hc

>> No.54577319

>>54576762
VIX is going back under 10 as all the hedges for “the most predicted recession in history” unwind as the recession never happens and the price of everything moons as the FED just keeps printing money while raising rates and the government spends like a drunken sailor negating any higher rates.

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>>54577204
Based

>> No.54577325

why is vanguard the only good guys in the market?

>> No.54577326

>>54576606
Just asking for trouble

>> No.54577327

>>54577264
depends on if you want to hold on a bit longer through bank earnings tomorrow and monday and tuesday.

Next week's big Nasdaq-100 earnings:
NFLX Tuesday 18th (after close)
ASML Wednesday 19th (before open)
TSLA, LRCX Wednesday 19th (after close)
TSM Thursday 20th (before open)

>> No.54577328

Vol getting crushed. VIX down a lot, SPY / SPX puts getting slaughtered. Harbinger of the. Something. Something big.

When VIX is low that means the market is relatively unhedged.

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Daily reminder that the starstreak is fucking gay and has seriously underperformed in Ukraine. Also military commanders jokingly refer to it as “fartqueef”

>> No.54577332

>>54577320
SERVO'D

>> No.54577345

>>54576590
So this guys a father now?

>> No.54577346

>>54577264
so ask yourself what would be more painful - you holding msft and it underperforms the broad market, or you holding the broad market and it underperforms msft.

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>>54577328
people just short futures and use 0DTE to hedge now boomer. VIX doesn't capture that.

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>>54577301
>PPI was positive
wut?

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>>54577328
VIX just flew over my portfolio..

Demark Nigga. SIGGA. TS NIGGA... Countdown NIGGA... SEQUENTIAL NIGGA.

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uh oh stinky

>> No.54577364

>>54577249
>PIVOT
something will clearly break soon

>> No.54577369

>>54577362
>4chan
>social media

>> No.54577371

>>54577329
Elaborate. Also this is a Thales/THLLY short idea, then?

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>>54577325
Because Jack Bogle was a giga autist who believed 99% of people are idiots who fall for scams and Dunning Kruger themselves into believing they are better traders then they really are. He was especially critical of fund managers who claimed they could beat the market but would not only underperform but also charge out the ass in fees. The guy kept a list of everyone who talked shit and collected receipts when they eventually admitted Jack was right and the market can not be beat in the long term.

>> No.54577378

>>54577364
I'm sure it will, but for now I pick up the pennies ahead of the steamroll.

Anyone that can't trade should stay in gold, silver, and T-bills like pussies

>> No.54577379

>>54577364
Yea, the market will break to the upside in a melt up the likes of which has never been seen before as the record short positions are forcibly covered.

How does SPY up 30z in a week sound to you?

>> No.54577382

>>54576894
>touch grass
I think they meant “touch brass” You were supposed to go to the shooting range.

>> No.54577383

Stop selling, YOU FUCKS.

Retail sales will be fine. Bank earnings will be fine. Stop taking profit.

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Oh Shit NIGGA. demark SIMGGERS!

>> No.54577385

>>54577347
VIX is capturing the implied volatility of SPX options, which is important for people like me who sell SPY credit spreads (VRP harvesting). If I had a futures acct i would do le epic backwardation front / back month trade but for now I just use VIX and VVIX as two thermometers for determining when its best to VRP harvest


this isn't my strategy or anything this is what option memelords have been doing for decades, google VRP harvesting strategies

>> No.54577386

>>54577371
It’s not a short because no one has bought fartqueefs in like 10 years anyway. I just like reminding people how it underperformed expectations

>> No.54577387

>>54577369
>he didn't updoot baggies vacation photos

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54577395

Slurp BOIL calls for next winter, this is the bottom. Easy 20x

>> No.54577397

>>54576946
Your minute hand moves forward by one

>> No.54577398

>>54577384
Demark sounds like a NIGGER name.

>> No.54577402

>>54577385
SPX options 20-30 days away. People just short futures overnight to hedge and/or use 0DTE during the day to protect now because of the REALIZED volatility that occurs on each economic data release around the world desu

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>>54577362
Just in time for Summer.

>> No.54577418

>>54577156
Harp seal pup futures.

>> No.54577419

>>54577004
>>54576989
Who is this?

>> No.54577420

>>54577376
>market can not be beat in the long term.
I experienced this and it made me s schizo. They have your thoughts. They know what trade you will place before you do. How do they know? Because they learned your trading habits. They know which setups to show you to get you to to fall into old bad habits. They make stuff happen not market related that puts you in a mindset to make the poor decision that gets your gains wiped. You can have all the discipline in the world but it's not up to you, it's up to the market.

>> No.54577422

>>54577413
geg

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>>54577383
>Stop taking profit.
that's like against my 1st rule of trading. I will not be taking your advice and will be taking my winnings from the house.

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>>54577419
queen of /smg/, the symbol of bulls and anti-baggot/fathands

>> No.54577435

>>54577429
We can't hold 412 if you sell.

>> No.54577443

>>54577385
Thanks for the strat. Here is a decent article - direct link auto downloads pdf - check your downloads folder
https://www.ceresaig.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Methods-To-Harvest-The-Volatility-Premium-In-Equity-Markets.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwit2rapsqf-AhUoFFkFHY7-CxEQFnoECBkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw37ROXitHtNLoKRLJ9KkoW9

>> No.54577446

>>54577431
I hope all of your holdings crash and never recover until after you kys

>> No.54577451

I regret all this sqqq

>> No.54577456

why is tech pumping for no reason again

>> No.54577459

>>54577435
I sold... honestly I am afraid of Mr. Snibs showing up. It scares me he is no where to be seen today.

>> No.54577471

>>54577402
>because of the REALIZED volatility that occurs on each economic data release
Don't the 0 DTEs themselves cause realized volatility though? I'm just saying I've tossed $50k at 0 DTE SPY before and I caused at least a $.50 move against me immediately... Multiple times. Me. I caused it. Even if only temporary, that's one retail retard moving all of America's top companies... What are these underlying markets anyway?

>> No.54577472

>>54577446
I hold a fuckload of VTI, so your coming with me faggot

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>>54577456
PPI was a "good" read
>was a w/e read but the forecasters were waaaaay the fuck off which is odd in of its self.

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>>54577456
Future good, past bad. Get with the program.

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>>54577402
Yes, 0DTE volume does not appear to be a retail story, but rather a regulatory arbitrage story for funds that are trading futures. As an institutional investor, there's an intraday loophole. If you're a hedge fund PM and you don't hold the position when a prime broker looks at your end of day books, you don't need to post collateral.

>>54577443
this PDF pic related looks solid, only 12 pages too

highly recommend that /smg/ actually reads this shit and we use this in the thread links instead of the same old bullshit Leveraged ETF degenerate blind gambling strategies

>> No.54577498

what's going on?

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>>54577419
Serena, she makes bobos in particular seethe and piss their pants in anger.

>> No.54577502

>>54577484
Yea I linked that one. I'm reading if now
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.ceresaig.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Methods-To-Harvest-The-Volatility-Premium-In-Equity-Markets.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwit2rapsqf-AhUoFFkFHY7-CxEQFnoECBkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw37ROXitHtNLoKRLJ9KkoW9

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>>54577431
Choose your warrior

>> No.54577514

>>54577498
Low PPI (from a month where oil plunged $20) means that inflation is defeated. The F.E.D. will cut 100+ basis points at the May meeting. Buy now or be priced out forever.

>> No.54577521

>>54577510
is there a blue eyes variant?

>> No.54577526

>>54577502
What If We Both Read The PDF on VRP Harvesting Together In Our Underwear On A Zoom Video Call.

>> No.54577527

>>54577498
You guys ever get vivid association flashes from phrases or images that aren't at all related to what is actually happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTkmbt1nfLY

>> No.54577530
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54577530

Did you jump on SNAP when it was at 10.25?
>11 right now

>> No.54577532

>>54577514
>The F.E.D. will cut 100+ basis points at the May meeting
uh guise... what does F.E.D. stand for?

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>>54577510
I unlocked a new character, this is whomst I c-choose now (The Twins)

>> No.54577547
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54577547

I'm genuinely tired of dealing with baggot on a daily basis.

>> No.54577551

>>54577472
let's fucking do this

>> No.54577553

>>54576548
Short the S&P 500

>> No.54577560

>>54577547
serious question do you have an emotional attachment to this pink anime girl that you always post? do you think of her as your gf like do you wish she could talk to you?

>> No.54577562
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>>54577471
but that isn't captured in the VIX, which only tracks implied vol suggested by options dated a month out. See image.

>>54577484
yes I believe you are correct. the theory is that many tutes are using these new methods to hedge since last year holding onto puts to hedge longs underperformed with the low VIX bear market. This 0DTE and short futures strat is their game now.

>>54577443
pdf link is broke; use this:
https://www.ceresaig.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Methods-To-Harvest-The-Volatility-Premium-In-Equity-Markets.pdf

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>>54577526
Sure. Gimme a minute to setup the call. I'll make sure to grease myself up first

>> No.54577570
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>>54577540
These characters suck.

>> No.54577572

>>54577431
Her hair has nice highlights. I think I'm going to take her as my waifu, so I'll have a side waifu and my main gookfu.

>> No.54577574

>>54577560
>this pink anime girl
This "pink anime girl" is Sakura Miko, and she's my wife you son of a bitch!!! I have two beautiful children with her.

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>>54576989
>>54577004
>>54577500
>>54577540
>>54577510

>> No.54577576

>>54577540
>armpits
But those noses! I’m torn.

>> No.54577580

>PLTR up 4+%
it will be down 0.04% by close

>> No.54577587

>>54577562
>This 0DTE and short futures strat is their game now.
>yes I believe you are correct.
Not my theory or anything this is what notable hedge fund managers and analysts have talked about on the internets. Michael Green is a notable one, who talked about 0DTE as collateral arbitrage

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>>54577547
HE IS GETTING SHIT ON BY DE SHORTS

>> No.54577595
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>>54577574
>"I" "have" "two beautiful" children

you are far beyond hope.

>> No.54577596

>>54577575
holy shit shes a trans aryan now
>>54577572
no baggie, GTFO

>> No.54577597

>>54577510
left
right looks like she'd cut my balls off and eat them
or just be autist and not shower for days

>> No.54577602

>>54577574
>I have two beautiful children with her.
Do you know who the father is?

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>Oil going up will be bearish so I can buy lower agaib
>But I'm also going to start driving again soon because I need a job
Nuke this country already

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>>54577602
>Do you know who the father is?
Probably not. Just like Jamal

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>>54577574
>two beautiful children
one is from a guy she cheats on you with, and the other is from another guy she cheats on you with.

>> No.54577620

>>54577540
Great Value™ Serena

>> No.54577621

>>54577510
Serena mogs so hard it's kind of sad
Right is still attractive

>> No.54577623

How can MARA and RIOT go up 15% every day and nobody takes profits? Like who’s actually buying?

>> No.54577625

>>54577500
I thought her name was Selena

>> No.54577626

>>54577595
>>54577602
Trolling doesn't change the fact that I'm living the dream life and you're just jealous wishing you have what I have.

>> No.54577631

Buy natgas. Triple bottom

>> No.54577633

>>54577596
too late, Serena is officially my side waifu

>> No.54577638

>>54577626
>living the dream life
living in a dream

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>>54577574
Pretty sure this slut has an onlyfans..
t.worth getting banned for

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>>54577597
You chose, wisely

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>Get roasted by the crab everyday
>plan on the crab
>sell at small gain and reverse for teh crab
>crab no shows
Might as well play the smg flow chart on investing.

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fucking outstanding price action, shekelstein!

>> No.54577669 [DELETED] 

>>54577650
Of course Rocker's wife is a whore. He probably doesn't even know about it

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>>54577633
get ready for the rugpull queezar

>> No.54577671 [DELETED] 

>>54577650
That's completely unacceptable. Lewding my wife won't be tolerated. I'm out of here.

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>>54577650
What’s that stick for?

>> No.54577682
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>>54577540
>halalfood

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I would like to make some money in the market, please.

(I am not having a good time)

>> No.54577685

I’m down 25% on SQQQ

>> No.54577687

>>54577562
If there is a factor causing significant daily realized volatility and the vix just doesn't capture it based on the calculation, that's an issue isn't it? Thats why I stopped really paying such close attention to the vix. I look at the IV of the puts and calls, I look at where it is in relation to 2.5 standard dev bollie bands, I look at where the moving averages have been, but then how can that capture 1 retail retard like me causing a significant move based on 0 DTE goombling

>> No.54577688 [DELETED] 

>>54577650
how much KOLD to get cold sores from this janny whore

>> No.54577694 [DELETED] 

>>54577650
The bards will sing your praises fren.

>> No.54577696
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Power hour is going to bury Bobo today...

>> No.54577697

>>54577683
soon

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>me riding the crab market

>> No.54577706

>Natgas $2.000000
uh oh, d-do I slurp now?

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>>54577562
This nigga knows what he doing nigga. but he doesn't have the vix CUMOORANGETANGO OR ADL.the security system

>> No.54577712

>>54577696
And afterhours will piss on Bobo's grave

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>>54577625
I've heard it both ways

>> No.54577719

>>54577696
Kek I liked that it's blurred

>> No.54577720

>>54577706
shits going to dump hard in an hour

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>>54577706
Yes

>> No.54577725

>>54577720
Why in an hour?

>> No.54577726

>>54577625
Japanese mistranslation, the localizers fixed it in later versions

>> No.54577731

>>54577725
it always does at close

>> No.54577740

>>54577346
Well which ever one I pick will be wrong, so either way is fine

>> No.54577755

>>54577740
k... let us know what you do so we can do the opposite.

>I just go into SQQQ, crab will no show today. I am fucked.

>> No.54577757

>>54577413
Even a 1% increase drags down the quality of posting if every single one of those people is a shitposting retarded summerfag

>> No.54577759

I purchased 10 shares of ConocoPhillips
I'm not sure why i did it but I did

>> No.54577768

>>54577720
Doubtful. Probably a 3 bil MOC buy.

>> No.54577776

Digits and BOIL pumps to $100 eoy

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>"Anon, are you having fun at the markets today?!"

>> No.54577782

>>54577625
Serena Mello

>> No.54577790

>>54577714
>>54577500
My side waifu is so wonderful that I know I have to share her with all of you, and you can call her anything you want because that's how awesome I am and she is.

>> No.54577792

Aside from O, what are some REITs worth looking at once everything utterly crumbles?

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>>54577702
Ehhhh, is she a-alright?

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>>54577776
kek... KOLD klan gonna get 100 next week

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>>54577792
DRV

>> No.54577805

>>54577790
Do you even make money? At least KO boomer posts his positions, you just shitpost and presumably make dumb options plays that you barely break even on.

>> No.54577809

>>54577776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiX7cVjFU6A

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>PLTR +4.26%

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>>54577714
>>54577726
>>54577782
great. now I have to rename my folder again

>> No.54577825

why is eth pumping explain it bros?? they were all supposed to unstake and sell. Are stocks just fake and gay after all

>> No.54577827
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What the fuck is the market doing?

>> No.54577833

>>54577827
Slurping

>> No.54577838

>>54577825
Priced. In.

>>54577827
Low PPI = end to rape hikes = dollar dead.

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>>54577827
same thing that 2D is doing to my pee pee

>> No.54577841

>>54577825
>Stock Market Near Highs Ahead Of Bank News; Oprah Winfrey Stock Up 82% On 883% Growth Forecast
this is real

>> No.54577843

>>54577805
>do you even make money?
yeah i had to pay over 100 grand when i filed my taxes last week, shit sucked.

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>>54577827
it's pumping on liquidity. ppi. and astrology.

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>>54577838
>Low PPI = end to rape hikes = dollar dead.
>Low PPI
Yes
> end to rape hikes
We only just started
>dollar dead.
Kinda, just less dead then all the others (except Yuan)

>> No.54577853

>imagine shorting a market backed by the government and the central bank of the worlds foremost superpower that can literally print the worlds reserve currency.

Are people really this stupid?

>> No.54577859

>>54577848
>Kinda, just less dead then all the others (except Yuan)
DXY is down another half percent today.

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>>54577853
Yes, everything is fine. No need to worry anon. The adults are in charge...

>> No.54577865

>Shares of 12 stocks in the iShares MSCI USA Quality Factor ETF (QUAL), including Nvidia (NVDA), Meta Platforms (META) and West Pharmaceuticals (WST), soared 20% or more this year so far, says an Investor's Business Daily analysis of data from S&P Global Market Intelligence and MarketSmith. That's especially impressive if you consider the S&P 500 is only up 6.7% going into April 13.
why didn't you faggots tell me?

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>>54577853
fuck you

>> No.54577875

>>54577792
Vonovia

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Cracked 413!!! Bros!

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>>54577838
Low inflation is bad for the dollar

>> No.54577893

>>54577881
There is sumething sumething divergence forming.

>> No.54577898

>>54577853
>market goes up
>bears make money
>market goes down
>bears make money

>market goes up
>mumus make money
>market goes down
>mumus get sent to slaughter house

>> No.54577899

>>54577865
it's funny how much the jews were hating on meta until they fired thousands upon thousands of their pajeets and hr roasties, now the jews love meta

>> No.54577900

>>54577882
How does this compute?

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>>54577864
That's right once again America won when the whole world counted us out. Now treat yourself to some soft serve ice cream just like inflation is softening.

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>>54577881
Fuck- good job today mumu..
Fuck you Snibs, fucking lazy fuck calling off work today.

>> No.54577912

>>54577907
>>54577907

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>>54577865
>he didn't know

bobos been bitching about this all of 2023

>> No.54577939

>>54577903
proceeds to fall up the stairs...

>> No.54577964

>>54577900
>>54577882
demand for dollar goes down since foreigners don't want them to buy more US treasuries because rate hikes are over.

>> No.54577965

>>54577882
The fight against high inflation is good for the dollar, cutting rates is bad for the dollar. low inflation over a large time is good for the dollar. The value of the dollar is relative. if the FED wouldn't care about inflation the dollar would die as well.

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>>54575791
>>54575830
...and wallah wallah just like that...

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>>54577939
Just like the stock market.
https://youtu.be/eX_k5_egUAo

>> No.54578423

honestly bloodtithe harvester seems like an innocuous part of the deck but it's so absurdly powercrept that it needs to go just on principle.

>great rate
>AND an etb
>AND removal
>AND card filtering