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I'm completely fucking broke

>> No.54575238

>>54575232
same

>> No.54575538

>>54575232
>be me
>bank account $0.6
>crypto wallet $400
>silver stack $600
Me too anon. Haven't worked (or been on benefits) in half a year and my resources need replenishing

>> No.54575650
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>>54575538
Checkmate buddy.

>> No.54575669

>>54575538
Went from 400k to less than 3k in the span of 1 year and Ive just given up on every aspect of life

>> No.54575690

>>54575669
How do you even manage to fuck up so badly? If it makes you feel any better I would kill for 3k right now. I need to go to Mexico and buy xanax and percocets because of my horribly painful medical condition.

>> No.54575695
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54575695

>>54575538
3 dollars in my first federal account
-4 in my chime account
0.43 cents of unspendable crypto dust.
Likely ALS or MS or both and disability was denied because doctor's are fence sitting faggots.

You don't know pain yet, I'm on a speed run of life with no gas.
https://youtu.be/4EWysj7SrcQ

>> No.54575707

>>54575690
Suck it up faggot I'm dying and take no pain medication.
>I need muh drugs
No you need 3k to gamble and go spend on meth.
Fucking board needs to be purged /pol/ brought some nasty schizo faggots.

>> No.54576169

>>54575707
Imagine if you ever acted like this face-to-face I would absolutely drop you into your fucking skull and leave you a convulsing mess on the floor. Skinnyfat little weirdo. Never forget you're only badass behind the computer screen.

>> No.54576207

>>54576169
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.54576210

>>54576169
>muh medical condition
>I need xanax and hydrocodone.
Nigger even in my weakened state I could still rip your head off with my weak arm.

You're pathetic and a waste of human oxygen.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself, the last thing anyone needs is some junkie tough guy manlet begging for gambling and drug money.

>> No.54576226

>>54576207
kek

>> No.54576254

I can't even afford a pack of cigarettes.

>> No.54576255

>>54576210
You would never act like this IRL and we both know it, you're a fucking pussy bro don't kid yourself.

>> No.54576307

>>54575232
well, your non-existent saving aren't getting fucked by inflation so there's that.

>> No.54576362

>>54576255
based

>> No.54576376

>>54575232
Me 4 months ago, kekw. Times really do change

>> No.54576384

>>54576255
Actually you're dead wrong I tell every junkie faggot like you to their face to kill themselves, I throw pennies at beggars in the road after pretending I'm giving them cash.
I scream and throw shit at homeless niggers tents at night to make them uncomfortable and call the fire department on them everytime they light up a cigarette.
Last junkie faggot like you about a week ago let his dog go on my property I chased him down the street getting his his little manlet face telling him neck time he does it I'll tie his dog to the lampost and disembowel him, and the junkie will be next when he comes to get his corpse.
The dog won't come near me.
You don't know who I am or how much I hate drug addict begging faggots like yourself.
So help me god if the rule of law completely disappears I'll literally be burying faggots like you in mass graves.

>> No.54576425

>>54576384
In his* and next time*
I actually have real medical issues, neurological ones but that doesn't stop me from towering over faggot junkies like yourself.
Now get off my board nigger we don't need anymore junkies and beggars shitting up the place.

>> No.54576463

>>54575232
I had to sell half my BTC stack yesterday

>> No.54576769

>>54576384
Didn't even read. Who are you trying to fool you punk little bitch? You're scared of drugs you're sure as fuck scared of a fight. You lower your eyes at the cash register pussy boy but nice larp.

>> No.54576802

>>54576384
This is so cringe it has to be true lmao, faggot thinks it's tough to abuse animals and sick people God I would love to drive my thumbs into your eyeballs you disturbed freak.

>> No.54576820

>>54576463
Is it even a good time to sell btc wtf, I thought their price was down massively from peak??

>> No.54576848

Buddy bitcoin was 40k last year did you sell at 30k?! Wtfffff made you do that??

>> No.54576906

>>54576384
>>54576769
you are both poor and weird faggots
if you put the effort you put into typing these gay posts maybe you wouldnt be poor

>> No.54576921

>>54576906
I'd rather have my freedom and dignity than be a slave to some currency when the greatest resource of all is time.

>> No.54576970

>>54575650
>Just put everything on your credit card goyim!

>> No.54577749

>>54576921
>spam spam didn't read, actually read
>nonsense nonsense
>I just want money for xanax and painkillers gibsmedat
>>54576906
>You're both weird
Na the faggot begging for 3k for xanax is the weird one, if thinking that's obscene then you probably have to barometer to contribute to the conversation.

>> No.54577762

>>54577749
Have no barometer*

>> No.54578011

>>54577749
Nobody is begging you silly faggot. Come to Florida I'll put my boot through your skull you seething faggot wannabe.

>> No.54578121

>>54578011
I know a S.E.R.E in Miami and many other people south of me, which town.

>> No.54578146

God damn I can't believe this dude was bragging about chasing some dog out of his yard and screaming like a schizo maniac. You only lash out when you feel protected either behind a screen or because you're targeting an animal or drug addict. You are a complete piece of shit, and I would love nothing more than to squeeze the breath from your scrawny pale throat.

>> No.54578160

>>54578146
REEEEEEEEEEE kill yourself.
>MUH JUNKIES

>> No.54578515

>>54578160
Pathetic little bitch, you've showed your hand.

>> No.54578579

Imagine anon running across the yard screaming incoherent threats at some stranger because they were just walking their dog. One day you'll fuck with the wrong guy and get dog piss shit beat out of you without mercy. This fact comforts me.

>> No.54578690

>>54575690
Roaaad trip!

>> No.54578734

>>54578690
Yeah, I had no idea they're legal OTC there. In America it's a total shithole trying to get prescriptions and anything you buy on the street being laced with fent and god knows what else shit. Mexico on the other hand has the most best and cheapest heroine on earth so they legalize codeine and percs to dissuade people away from hard drugs which is smart. The American system is completely broken.

>> No.54579692

>>54575669
The thing is you didnt have 400k if it was in high stakes crypto, theres 1000s of other people all thinking that stack is worth the same to them.

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>>54576169
>>54575707
>>n-no you post your face
>>s-shut up post your hand
Shut up Fats I'll shatter both your kneecaps with a spin kick and then slam your pony tail face into the ground

>> No.54579753

>>54575232
Surely you can still afford doge?

>> No.54580103

>>54575669
You can get it all back especially now that alts season is approaching.
Buy promising alts like CYMI, GLMR and ACH, leave it for some months into the bull cycle and thank me later

>> No.54580199

>>54580103
first two look like retarded investments. ACH though...

>> No.54580224

>>54575669
You had 400k of fake internet money. You have to realize your gainz to have gainz rtard.

>> No.54580305

my fellow poorfags, let us work together in a discord for poorfags who will make it, I will share my alpha with you all and all I ask in return is to be seen by you all as your humble equal, we must not accept this poverty anymore. discord gg/XdZVe3KCTX

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>>54580199
ACH is another CDC, only spending development money on adverts, CYMI on the other hand has everything ACH wishes to have on its app, and charges no fee for all transactions made with its card.

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>>54575232
Fucking kek, I'd say I'm not but I only own crypto and most of my stuff is still rekt so, again, kek, I just hope my pond starts doing better once and for all

>> No.54580613

>>54580602
you may think u an oldfag, you're not, you're just retarded

>> No.54580626

>>54580305
No Rajesh, I don't think so, cope harder

>> No.54580744
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54580744

>>54580602
Pond? I have ponds on my property, how do I monetize this?

>> No.54580885

>>54580626
ok sirs no problem we are redeem without you bhenchod

>> No.54580895

why r poorfaggots so aggressive?

>> No.54580928
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54580928

>>54575232
Im also broke. My brother told me to invest in dextools but i didn't. Now he's bought a new car.
Why am i so stupid bros

>> No.54580964

>>54575232
Based

>> No.54581005

>>54580744
Fucking kek, that's a layer 0 vaporwave shit

>> No.54581011

>>54580602
Marlin is trash anon, don't you even try shilling your bags in here

>> No.54581016

>>54580602
what are those guys onto lately?

>> No.54581123

>>54581005
Not sure what this means but I'm glad you like it.

>> No.54581730
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>> No.54581891

>>54575232
I am also completely broke.
I only have
25,000 in a savings account
3600.00 in a pin money checking account
1654.57 in a checking account I get my 5500 biweekly salary direct deposited into which all my bills auto pay out of including my Amex platinum card
A 2021 Volvo station wagon
And an 1.5 million dollar apartment in a major American city


I’m so fucking broke dude I feel like I can’t even pay my bills I’m living paycheck to paycheck

>> No.54581908

>>54581891
Cringe. This thread is for actual broke people shithead not humble bragging.

>> No.54581917
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54581917

>>54575669
Thanks for playing

>> No.54581929

>>54581908
You're still posting?
You're a drug addict beggar fuck off seriously.

>> No.54581930

>>54581891
Shit I also forgot my 401k (45,000), my kids 529 (13,000) plan, and my silver stack/wife’s jewerly/crypto


It’s so rough I have to order grub hub only like 3 days a week now it’s so tough out here

>> No.54581962

>>54581908
I’m not bragging? I feel super poor dude it’s tough. I can’t even get a mortgage for more than like 550,000.00$ rn

>> No.54581986

>>54581929
You're mentally unwell and I feel only pity for you anymore, you sniveling brat.

>> No.54582005

>>54581986
>Pity
>REEEE
Kek I'm glad I got under your skin junkie, go take a xanax, oops you can't afford any.

>> No.54582021

>>54581962
Bro I feel bad for you I really do, you're insanely poor, you could be looking to sue your parents and employer/doctors/therapist etc basically anyone who has money.

You deserve it king.
YGMI but not right now, and definitely not without a mass amount of risk.

>> No.54582028

>>54582005
You already revealed your hand. I know everything I need to know about you pussy boy.

>> No.54582047

>>54582028
I did?
When?
Cause lemme see here
>puts on glasses
>>54575690
I see here you said and I quote "I would kill for 3k right now, I need drugs"
You infact showed your hand immediately.
I'm just poking your sides.

>> No.54582049

>>54582028
Us poors have to stay together. I’m on my 3rd week of paid vacation right now and Almost out of beer. I may have to wait until my direct deposit hits tommorow morning to buy more. Fuck rich people

>> No.54582055

>>54578011
Take an extra spicy fent pill

>> No.54582061

>>54582047
I'm imagining how ugly you are IRL. I bet it's really bad. Like really really bad.

>> No.54582287

>>54582061
I'm 6'4 and look like jesus.

>> No.54582299

>>54582287
Damn. Well I'm sorry for begging sir, please don't roast me any more okay?

>> No.54582310

>>54575232
Same I'm fucked , I only hace 200 pn crypto. I lost my password with 3k a few montha ago.
I'm a loser baby

>> No.54582311

>>54582299
Deal im gonna sleep before my night shift anyway

>> No.54582345

>>54582311
Okay but listen since we're friends now you can't just go verbally assaulting strangers because they look like easy targets. It's way too dangerous. I keep thinking about someone trying that on me and just letting my dog rip their throat out (I'm not trying to be a dick)

>> No.54582395

>>54582311
>>54582345
Hobo fight wen?

>> No.54582410

>>54582395
Right now *heems you*

>> No.54582458

>>54575232
0xd5b7E2b420fa7f5b05bF17087BA65348BA9D8c01

>> No.54582467

>>54582458
Is this a begging post?

>> No.54582480

>>54582467
not at all i just wanted to feel seen

>> No.54582492
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54582492

>>54575232
I'm going to buy 4k worth of shitcoins shill me your coin. This is my bigger hit ever on Stake.

>> No.54582507

>>54575232
Well it's possible I'm getting almost 18,000 less for a property I'm trying to sell than what I could have gotten had I jumped on an offer two days ago, so consider yourself lucky you don't have all this stress.

>> No.54582510

>>54582492
Great win. I have 0.075 BTC can I play with them on Stake?

>> No.54582522

>>54582492
0xee807418e7D09871EA5112Ce817158c0528F4195

>> No.54582533

>>54582522
Wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.54582535

>>54582507
My family bought some property here 5 years ago for 250k and now it's valued at 350k and I see no reason this will ever slow down with all the development in the area.

>> No.54582564

>>54582522
Do I look like I'm dumb?
>>54582510
Yes, you can play with a lot of cryptocurrencies on Stake. BTC, ETH, LTC, SHIB...

>> No.54582565

>>54582533
i have micropenis

>> No.54582575

>>54582565
My sincere condolences. I'm attractive, high IQ, and above average penis size. I don't know how else I could survive this hellscape we call life without this small comfort in the back of my mind.

>> No.54582597

>>54582575
its ok i make up for it in girth

>> No.54582598

>>54582575
I take a shower and this is what happens to your thread...
wtf anon

>> No.54582615

>>54582564
idk looks like smart money here has the right idea....
https://etherscan.io/tx/0x0b3118d4f603692004776b8eeeaf0de1723c787f8528323702e321254019d462

>> No.54582626

>>54582598
will post micropenis with a high e string in my urethra for 1 eth

>> No.54582637

>>54582598
I go with the flow. You should try drugs, they're really fun and could greatly expand your perspective on different situations.

>> No.54582667

>>54582637
you should short ethereum on rollbit with 1000x leverage right now

>> No.54582690

>>54582667
This is French to me, I don't play with digital money coins at all. I told everybody I knew to buy bitcoin in 2017 but I was still in school and had no cash.

>> No.54583490

buy some bitcoin to play in whatever the fucking equivalent of The Silk Road is

>> No.54583521

>>54583490
I tried using Silk Road 3 and got scammed so I just use clearnet sites for steroids and weed seeds plus I get prescription pain pills and adderall anyway.

>> No.54583535

>>54583521
Yea, internet is full of scammers since day 1. Nothing new. Here too.

>> No.54583552 [DELETED] 

>>54583535
I will gladly send you some drugs tomorrow for untraceable currency today.

>> No.54583601

>>54583552
no thanks. Try scamming someone else

>> No.54583728

>>54576207
Haven't seen this in a while.

Haven't missed it, either.

>> No.54583776

>>54581917

Who in their right mind would wear such a faggot outfit? If I had money I'd still be rocking plain grey sweats and a plain white t everywhere I go. Luxurious clothing is for women.

>> No.54583806

>>54576384
People say shit on the internet as if the government doesn't have you ID'd already.

>> No.54584008

>>54576255
Based and truthpilled

>> No.54584113

>>54584008
>1pbitd
>>54583601
>OP got banned
Nice try nigger.
I'd still kick your head in like I'm punting a football.
>>54583806
>muh government
Nigger I sent emails to Barack Hussein Obama calling him a liar and a piece of shit who I would personally make my life mission to discredit.
and I did.
I don't give a fuck I want them to shoot me, they won't because it's what I want.

>> No.54584127

>>54575232
>I'm completely fucking broke
It's the character that counts anyway. You'll make it all back. And then some.

>> No.54584141

Lmao, dumb fuck janny really banned him for a Popeye reference with obvious context. They aren't sending their best and brightest ladies and gentlemen!