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DUDE JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

>> No.54572878

>Live with parents
>Invest 90% of your salary
>Only work 10-15 years
It's that easy

>> No.54572886

>>54572871
I only got 36 years left of waging bro, almost there.

>> No.54572887

might aswell put a bullet in my brain right now

>> No.54572956

DUDE JUST WHINE ON A FAGGOT BOARD FOR 50 YEARS LMAO. What a fucking broad.

>> No.54573059

>>54572878
>just live like a friendless virgin shut-in incel during your peak adult years (18-33) so you can retire early bro!

>> No.54573084

16 + 50 = 66
the sir prize, theres no social security! (literally and figuratively)

>> No.54573221

>>54572871

Or save for 5 years while investing.

>> No.54573226

>>54572871
Or you can just buy 100,000 hbars and hold for 2 years minimum before you sell, your choice anon

>> No.54573243

>>54573059
>thousands of years of generational household model, still prevalent in non-whites societies
>shut-in incel
t. shut-in faggot

>> No.54573343
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54573343

>>54573059
that would be pretty based and a successful life strat
>35 and have not even started working yet and no parents to leech off of

>> No.54573440

>>54572871
LOL HE THINKS IT ENDS AFTER 50 YEARS
YOU WILL BE WAGING FOR ETERNITY

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54573808

At least waging is a reason to socialise
Without waging I wouldn't even have that

>> No.54574161

>>54572871
OGs will remember how this meme was hijacked by the agencies and changed into the coomer meme because it was literally making the wageslaves demoralised to the point of suicide fuel

If you know, you know

>> No.54574236

>>54573808
Unironically true. They're moving our offices so I've been 100% WFH for the past 2 weeks and I haven't talked to literally anyone except for teams during daily standups. Feels nice to talk to the office milf at least twice a week, I literally don't talk to anyone outside work because I'm an autistic incel. You will probably never form any meaningful relationships tho, especially if you browse this image board.

>> No.54574275

>>54572871
I remember when this wojak was used only to portray a burnt out man, rather than a coomer
Good times

>> No.54574287

>>54574161
Cheers bro

>> No.54574396

>>54572871
if there is one thing ive learned watching my parents and grandparents age its that whether you like it or not you're going to need to work for the majority of your life because being old is fucking expensive

>> No.54574451

>>54574236
yea, I miss the office.
but I don't think we're ever gonna go back.
yea the real estate savings etc.
but I think the bigger one is you have isolated employees that don't fraternize.
drama at remote roles is wayyyy down from in office work.
only mega autist drama queens can cause any problems in wfh shop.

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54574634

Normies fear being homeless so much they get whipped into submission
the real enlightened ones that have been close to the edge know that once you have lost everything you are truly free and no whip can control you anymore, your mind becomes free of anxiety and you accept whatever circumstances that could eventually happen
they really think a nigga won't get rid off all his belongings and go full homeless? they really don't.

>> No.54574653

>>54572878
your investments are dogshit if it takes you that long investing 90%

>> No.54574677

>>54573059
You can have a gf and sex and friends when you live at home too retardo

>> No.54574694

>>54573059
>nooo muh peak adult years!!!!!
ok be poor then lol

>> No.54574704

>>54574396
It's almost like that's the trick and you shouldn't fall for it! My parents are old for free, they just don't go to the doctor and get scammed lmao

>> No.54574884

>>54573059
Yep.

>> No.54575130

>>54574236
You and me man, we'll always have this moment. We're best friends and this is our moment. When we're on our death beds, we'll both remember today. Eat a crunchy chocolate chip granola bar to celebrate.

>> No.54575172

>>54572871
50? How about I'm doing 60.

>> No.54576753

>>54573059
This but unironically.

>> No.54576856

>>54572871
>DUDE JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS LMAO
It's actually 60 years now.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/career-length-retirement-living-longer-11675878313

>> No.54577021

>>54573059
doesn't sound too bad honestly

>> No.54577059

>>54573059
You should be able to make it in crypto after 3 years. Sacrifices must be made

>> No.54577083

>>54573059
Imagine caring about what society thinks. Normies really are dormant commies

>> No.54577242

>>54573059
Yes.