/SMG/ STINK MARKET GENERAL

[/SMG/ STINK MARKET GENERAL No.54570775]

The Market Never Sleeps Edition

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous:
>>54567091

[Anonymous No.54570779]

THERE AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME
THERE AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME
THERE MAY BE BUGS ON SOME OF YOU MUGS
BUT THERE AIN'T NO BUGS ON ME

[Anonymous No.54570788]

[Anonymous No.54570790]

futes are neon green. why is everyone so bearish?

[Anonymous No.54570796]

What are you currently holding?
MSFT
APPL
PLTR
SHOP
NVDA

[Anonymous No.54570801]

best time to DCA is here, ride to the bottom and then ride to the top while eating steak.

[Anonymous No.54570805]

>>54570775
AMZN, I don't feel so good right now...

(copypasta from previous thread below)
>Twitch, AMZN owned subsidiary is worth $45 billion
>Never been profitable since 2014 purchase and even during golden years with pandemic, it barely broke even
>AWS makes about as much in a few days what Twitch makes in an entire year
>Company has repeatedly cut corners lately from decreasing sub splits to getting rid of more ways for streamers to make money ala AIP

>https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/amazons-twitch-is-worth-45-billion--needham--company-432SI-3053757

Didn't Twitter keep propping up their "value" over and over again until Elon Musk eventually bought them out? Yeah, anyone that's paid any attention to Amazon's and Twitch's bullshit for the last few years can see the writing on the wall. AMZN is looking for any excuse to sell the damn thing off and make money on this sinking ship for once. My bet is either Tencent, Microsoft or...Elon buys Twitch.

[Anonymous No.54570808]

>>54570790
futes ain't shit but hoes and tricks
lick on the nuts and suck tha dicks

[Anonymous No.54570813]

I'm short.

[Anonymous No.54570821]

>>54570796
too bad her tits are so small...

[Anonymous No.54570822]

>>54570796
>SOXS
>More SOXS
>Some KRE puts
>Even more SOXS
>A couple BUD puts too I guess

[Anonymous No.54570823]

>>54570796
I think shorting MCFNF is over, so holding until nov. PLTR, sold BOTZ and bought PBR

[Anonymous No.54570824]

>>54570801
>best time to DCA is here
leveraged inverse ETFs you mean, right?

[Anonymous No.54570827]

>>54570813
does that include the 5-6 inches of poofy zoomer hair?

[Anonymous No.54570831]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54570832]

>>54570813
Here. You're probably tall in comparison to this one.

[Anonymous No.54570833]

>>54570823
>MCFNF
Ah, PIPP: BOIL edition

[Anonymous No.54570843]

>stock index futures

[Anonymous No.54570849]

>>54570824
hedge ETFs against the US stock market, sold VTI and bought VXUS from 60/30 to 40/50

[Anonymous No.54570850]

>>54570813
Fuck... I'm 5' 11.7"
...and bald
It's over
I need to invest in big shoe companies

[Anonymous No.54570858]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGB09ktsy0

[Anonymous No.54570859]

>>54570843
I only follow lean hog futures

[Anonymous No.54570865]

>>54570859
that's a rhinoceros

[Anonymous No.54570868]

>>54570801

The best time to DCA has been and will always be every time I get paid and there’s nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.54570869]

>>54570865
wrong its a wooly mammoth (bald)

[Anonymous No.54570873]

>>54570788
Youve sure made a lot of weird furry porn for yourself. Going to be awkward when you die and your family sees your folder

[Anonymous No.54570876]

>>54570813
Imagine mating with a shortstack and dooming your sons to manlethood…

[Anonymous No.54570880]

>>54570858
still can't believe /smg/ took a ride on the widowmaker

[Anonymous No.54570891]

>>54570880
Why not? /smg/ takes rides on everything

[Anonymous No.54570894]

>>54570805
I remember people breathed a sigh of relief when Twitch was bought by Amazon over Google or Microsoft
In hindsight it would've probably been for the better

[Anonymous No.54570896]

>>54570876
this
short women should be ostracized

[Anonymous No.54570902]

>>54570868
based warren buffet follower,

an anon posted PBR and ZIM for divies and I am convinced that it is a decent low value opportunity with above average risk that could be a nice payoff.

[Anonymous No.54570907]

what should I invest in for homeless amputations?

[Anonymous No.54570908]

>>54570849
interesting ETF and strategy, but anything outside the US is a meme, which will be revealed quite promptly upon our wounding.

[Anonymous No.54570914]

>>54570894
Microsoft would have killed it like with mixer. Google...iirc they actually got blocked from buying Twitch years ago. Not sure if that's changed or not, I could see YouTube grabbing the source code and adding it into the UI and other shit.

[Anonymous No.54570915]

>>54570796
PLTR. please tell me its going up. my indicators suggest an uptrend. but so far its just been flat. the last time i held a stock for this long was LCID. made a nice profit off of it during its second rally and got out near the top. how do i not look at the stock every day?

[Anonymous No.54570919]

>>54570880
>2023
>people still don't know that natgas is a seasonal cycle
it bottoms around this time of year, then you buy and hold for 10 months.

[Anonymous No.54570921]

The arc of history is long but it bends towards profits. Shorting is female behavior. Swinging and option trading does not hurt growth. Investing in companies that make real things, pay dividends and companies you believe in is rewarding.

Tomorrow is mixed, Friday is green. Going long on fintech in the morning and calls on anything that dipped today and dips tomorrow. Screenshot this, we will relief rally into may

[Anonymous No.54570924]

>>54570822
real?

[Anonymous No.54570925]

>>54570902
brics risk with brazil holding pbr, same with zim but it's israel, unironically go with jepi if you just want fat divvs or a reit $o mpw

[Anonymous No.54570929]

I am heavily invested in TQQQ.
Computers are the future.

[Anonymous No.54570932]

>>54570925
mpw will be cutting dividends sooner rather than later.

[Anonymous No.54570933]

>>54570908
you missed the mark of the end of an era last week, we are in new waters now.

[Anonymous No.54570934]

>>54570925
>jepi
Hard to believe people are still shilling this trash

[Anonymous No.54570936]

>>54570915
They're a buy if they can use ChatGPT to cut down on their massive labor expenses. Instead of checking the stock obsessively, check their Careers page (and LinkedIn).

[Anonymous No.54570937]

>>54570929
uhh are we in 1980 lmao?

[Anonymous No.54570938]

>>54570813
>Be a 5'8 manlet
>All the girls you liked were shorter but had zero interest in you
>All the girls much taller actually likes you and want you to ask them out

It fucking hurts bros, what do I do with my life?

[Anonymous No.54570939]

>>54570873
unironically, I have zero fear of anyone seeing my entire 3gb (not including the 8gb thumbdrive live Fedora image).of digital holdings.

[Anonymous No.54570942]

>>54570924
Yup. Bears are friendly as long as you feed them lots of beef.

[Anonymous No.54570944]

>>54570813
A quick Google search shows this whore is married/long term with a mystery meat Asian spic. Imagine dating someone that posts whore videos

[Anonymous No.54570950]

>>54570936
i haven't dug too deep into them (probably should if i'm going to hold their stock) but don't they deal with government contracts? if war were declared wouldn't that send the stock soaring, along with honeywell and lockheed?

[Anonymous No.54570953]

>>54570937
the 1980s never ended

[Anonymous No.54570956]

>>54570942
black bears are tame/trainable with easy. It's the grizzly/kodak that don't fear humans

[Anonymous No.54570958]

>>54570933
>there are waters that aren't belong to us

[Anonymous No.54570966]

>>54570950
Grab a coffee, start reading: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1321655/000132165523000011/pltr-20221231.htm

[Anonymous No.54570974]

>>54570956
Very true. REI also doesn't sell grizzly sized backpacks.

[Anonymous No.54570978]

>>54570966
actually, i'm off to bed. i'll read it tomorrow during lunch break

[Anonymous No.54570981]

>>54570932
true but there's other reits, and if there tenant problem resolves it should hold strong
>>54570934
idk 14% a year in divvy yield payed monthly from an etf that writes covered calls for me is actually pretty based, that kid wanted to chase dividends

[Anonymous No.54570985]

>>54570956
kodiaks are grizzlies, polar bears also don't fear humans. Kodiak Bears are huge because they live on an island full of deer that breed faster than they can be eaten and they are the only predator.

t. Alaskan

[Anonymous No.54570987]

So I’m invested the money then I bid on the note for 20% yield. They all are funded past 70%; with an expiration of 10-14 days. Average of 20% per month? I’m new to prospectus.

[Anonymous No.54570993]

>>54570987
Nigga, are you putting in a bid of 20% for 2 week T-bills?

[Anonymous No.54570992]

release the Herzog cut

[Anonymous No.54570994]

>>54570987
no notes are paying that anon

[Anonymous No.54570998]

>>54570987
we'd all be poor

[Anonymous No.54571000]

>>54570985
Oh yeah. Polars are the absolute worst. If one kills a human IT HAS TO BE HUNTED down or it'll learn what an easy meal we are. A true apex predator

[Anonymous No.54571007]

>>54570993
Nah, peer to peer lending. I am going to be the credit union. I bid on a 3 year note for 20% yield. It has 14 days before it clears. At the end of the 14 days, I believe that I get assigned the note if it does clear and if I understand correctly, I will get 20% off my investment per month until the note is paid or expires.
>someone please tell me if I’m wrong

[Anonymous No.54571009]

>>54570981
Mpw refuses to explain how their lead tenant is profitable while other hospitals in same market area are hemorrhaging money.

[Anonymous No.54571013]

>>54571000
nah, they like swimming and eating fish a seals. human meat is repulsive to them and only an old diseased bear dying of starvation ever eats a human after killing them.

[Anonymous No.54571016]

>>54571007
Yields are usually quoted in annual amounts. You'd better be ready to break some legs if you're actually charging some poor, dumb bastard 20% per month.

[Anonymous No.54571018]

>>54570994
>>54570998
Whatchu mean? At 70% it gets assigned at the end of expiration. Please. Someone who uses prospectus tell me I’m right

[Anonymous No.54571020]

>>54570987
No, 20% APR. Per year, not month, and those loans are high risk, half of them probably won't pay any of the principal back.

[Anonymous No.54571022]

>>54571018
because everyone would put their monies into it

[Anonymous No.54571023]

>>54570832
Short chicks are the worst because at any given moment they are one cheeseburger away from being whales.

[Anonymous No.54571024]

>>54571009
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_fraud

[Anonymous No.54571027]

>>54571020
Ah. Well then. At least that’s 20% per year. Beats my 18% liens

[Anonymous No.54571029]

>>54571009
i have a bigger position in o but gd they really are attacking real estate recently
>>54571018
glhf friend really should just buy bil or sgov

[Anonymous No.54571030]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54571034]

>>54570796
lol...

[Anonymous No.54571035]

I drank a bunch of kratom and had an opium dream about bathing in a pool of oil while getting a handjob from a girl I havent thought about in ten years
buy BOIL, but not until it's under 3 dollars, she said right as I came

[Anonymous No.54571038]

>>54571023
smol chicks are the best because you can ragdoll them like a gymrat pornstar, I'd envy you young sois if you ever get to experience sex.

[Anonymous No.54571039]

>>54570876
The bad genes almost always come from the mother.

[Anonymous No.54571040]

>>54571035
was it a wet dream? you can only take words as gospel if it was a wet dream

[Anonymous No.54571043]

>>54571007
You're wrong.
>>54571018
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.54571045]

>>54571029
Well now you tell me!

[Anonymous No.54571051]

>>54570933
It looks to more or less track with the S&P, but I notice right off that it started dropping before the S&P, which pretty much started Jan 1 2022. Interesting ETF though, truly.

[Anonymous No.54571052]

>>54571040
sort of, I had shit myself when I woke up

[Anonymous No.54571057]

>>54571043
Thank you. I needed some form of encouragement. At least I’m diversified now!

[Anonymous No.54571059]

>>54571007
>peer to peer lending
Oh boy, this is going to be good. You are lending your money to a nigger or redditor and you're never going to see a dollar of that money you loaned out. The company will then sell the debt to a collection agency for pennies on the dollar. Just gamble on 0dte SPY options like everyone else here anon. If you're really feeling saucy, buy a meme penny stock shitcoin after it's already pumped 100%

[Anonymous No.54571062]

>>54571057

[Anonymous No.54571063]

>>54570981
>idk 14% a year in divvy yield payed monthly from an etf that writes covered calls for me is actually pretty based, that kid wanted to chase dividends
It's more like a return of capital, not a dividend. If you want forced capital gains, just sell some stock.

The problem with all these covered call ETFs is that they can never rebound from crashes because they're selling calls and capping gains the whole ride up. JEPI was created after the covid crash, so you can't see it yet. XYLD and QYLD make the underperformance pretty obvious. Covered calls are a useful strategy, but require some element of timing to add any real value.

[Anonymous No.54571066]

>>54571052

[Anonymous No.54571067]

>>54570876
>Imagine mating with a shortstack and dooming your sons to manlethood…
exactly. there is no reason a man over 6' should be mating with women under 5'6"

[Anonymous No.54571068]

>>54571027
some people need to learn the hard way I guess, best of luck. I had to learn that there was a rule to stop me from shorting a stock more than 4 times in a 5 day work week the hard way.

[Anonymous No.54571071]

I've got your dollar, I've got your US DOLLAR
I'd like a million of you,
I want a Jap to take your picture
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so

Japanese YEN YEN YEN ME LUV LONG TIME.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

[Anonymous No.54571075]

>>54571059
Don't knock it until you try it. Box anon is doing it.

[Anonymous No.54571076]

>>54571062
>chrome
>bluetooth

[Anonymous No.54571081]

>>54571075
>box anon is doing it
He literally builds Lego boxes for a living, not the best example.

[Anonymous No.54571083]

>>54571067
i'm 5'10 and my wife is 5'9 with all the males in her family 6+
i look forward to passing on my facial aesthetics and hair to my giant sons

[Anonymous No.54571084]

>>54571068
Still scalpin?

[Anonymous No.54571087]

>>54571059
I just wanted to diversify my money and become the credit union everyone keeps going on about. Plus it’s just 100$. Strippers make more than that in a night. If I like what I see I’ll ramp up the cash flow.

[Anonymous No.54571091]

>>54571075
>>54571062
Nice. Overall, how much time do you have on the market? And what percentage have you gotten back?

[Anonymous No.54571094]

>>54571076
You should've seen my open tabs!

[Anonymous No.54571099]

>>54571084
yeah, mostly just for fun though because index investing is boring. I set aside a small piece for gambling and when I max out my goal it goes into my investment and I start over again.

[Anonymous No.54571107]

>>54571091

[Anonymous No.54571108]

>>54570981
>>54571063
And here's XYLD with some data from pre-covid. Notice how hard it lagged on the initial v-recovery, and even to this date it's barely gone positive. These are all total return charts by the way, adjusting for divvies.

Also ignoring any tax drag.

[Anonymous No.54571113]

>>54571107
nigger get a job

[Anonymous No.54571116]

>>54571108

[Anonymous No.54571123]

>>54571107
>all that risk to not even beat SPY

[Anonymous No.54571124]

>>54571113
Surprised you didn't call me a jew.

[Anonymous No.54571129]

>>54571107
Okay; not gonna lie, those aren’t the best returns. I am doing this for the high yield factor. I need something to beat out my tax liens. Btw, look into property tax liens owned by your county; under the property appraiser. Auctions are starting soon and you legit will get 18% on principle for holding the liens until redemption/2 years. Whichever comes first. That’s 9% annual. That’s legit my business and it can be yours too!

[Anonymous No.54571135]

>>54571124
there is still plenty of time for that

[Anonymous No.54571144]

this will be the last thread that antisemitism is tolerated so get it all out while you can

[Anonymous No.54571145]

>>54571144
wrong.

[Anonymous No.54571146]

>>54571144
No

[Anonymous No.54571149]

>>54571107
Not bad, but I'd rather just buy bonds on margin. Brazilian bonds are >10% yield at the moment. If you think itnerest rates will lower the capital gains will be insane too

[Anonymous No.54571154]

>>54570953
>the 1980s never ended
Why?! How?!?!?

[Anonymous No.54571157]

>>54571149
>south american bonds
I guess if you like volatile risks, that country goes from fascism to communism every few years.

[Anonymous No.54571162]

>>54571129
When you buy distressed loans at 20% APY, you've gotta assume at least 5-10% are going to default. More if the economy declines and we see unemployment spike.
Consider that these peer-to-peer lending platforms are taking a stupidly large cut, and the expected returns are pretty mediocre.

[Anonymous No.54571164]

>>54571038
I'm 35. In my prime smartphones didn't exist, and tinder sure as shit didn't exist either. You could just go to the bar, and wait until last call and some drunk bitch would go home with you at the end of the night. Hell I even saw a dude in wheel chair go home with a chick at the local bar, that's how easy it was. I genuinely feel bad for zoomers.

[Anonymous No.54571169]

>>54571123
Notes payable, my default rate falls below my monthly interest income. My balance hasn't dropped 20%, or even 2%. Much less volatility than SPY. The goal was not to beat the market. It was to beat what banks were paying. While admittedly foregoing liquidity.
>>54571129
Thanks for the tip, but I have my money in too many places already, not looking for new places to stuff cash. Buying 20% notes will never net anything near 18%, they'll have much to high of a default rate (prosper calls them "charge-offs")

[Anonymous No.54571171]

>>54571164
>I'm 35. In my prime smartphones didn't exist
lol bullshit

[Anonymous No.54571174]

>>54571169
Well 100$ is already on bid, and all the bids were over 70%. Guess I’ll just get my 120 eventually…or never. I’ll just write off on my taxes if it does default

[Anonymous No.54571176]

>>54571171
His prime apparently was 10 years old when his teacher gave him a valentines card out of sympathy.

[Anonymous No.54571183]

>>54571171
agreed, the blackberry was the smart phone 15 years ago

[Anonymous No.54571188]

>>54571183
>tfw thought windows phone would win. Then Apple had some gay ass add with 'I'm an apple, I'm a PC' where everyone decided that being a skinny jeans wearing emo faggot was cool

[Anonymous No.54571189]

>>54571171
Nope, I worked in cell phone sales back then. BlackBerry doesn't count and by the time I left the cell phone game the HTC hero just came out. Dating apps weren't a thing. Nice try chud.

[Anonymous No.54571200]

>>54571144
I have my K-pass (1 share of EIS)

[Anonymous No.54571205]

If you niggas ain't going long YEN or japan what are you even DOING??

[Anonymous No.54571206]

>>54571188
apple had a god-tier marketing dept.

[Anonymous No.54571209]

>>54571171
Smartphones started reaching mass popularity around 2011-12.

[Anonymous No.54571212]

What ratios do you look at when selling call spreads? Pic related is what I may exercise tomorrow for AAPL.

Out of curiosity wouldn't a risk:reward of 4:1 with a 73% of probability mean if this exact was running identify it would basically net return negative? Say I ran this scenario four times, I would profit $150 ($50 x 3) after my first three runs, but the fourth run would get exercised and lose $200 resulting in -$50. Is this correct?

[Anonymous No.54571213]

>>54571209
'07-'08 everyone had one.

[Anonymous No.54571217]

>>54571205
I dunno, Uohda is going to give the Nikkei some correction. Seems a little early.

[Anonymous No.54571218]

>>54571205
Good point. My boy Weston's got a theory they're going to do a surprise abandonment of YCC based on the shit Buffett's pulling: https://twitter.com/acrossthespread/status/1646347813142564864

[Anonymous No.54571220]

>>54571205
honestly I don't understand that investment. Japan is literally an aging dying boomer country, moreso than really any other developed nation. Why does buffet think makes them so special now of all times? I mean I get investing in japan in like the 70s but now?

[Anonymous No.54571221]

>>54571212
I look at the width of yo bussy, playa

[Anonymous No.54571224]

>>54571209
Yep as far as Android was concerned, it didn't really start getting big until about the second generation iPhone and the HTC evo was released. That's when they opened Pandora's box.

[Anonymous No.54571231]

>>54571221
This nigga drinks Bud Light.

[Anonymous No.54571233]

>>54571205
I literally said this the other day, Schiff said it yesterday, buffet said it today.

[Anonymous No.54571236]

>>54571213
Smartphones don't have SHIT on the phone I got in '08. I still dearly miss this guy. Sony phones were the hottest shit back then and I still wish that were the case.

[Anonymous No.54571238]

>>54571236
it was the infancy, but apple definitely won that war.

[Anonymous No.54571240]

>>54571213
>'07-'08 everyone had one.
retarded zoomer

[Anonymous No.54571242]

>>54571213
Fucking kek no. The slider phone was still the common phone back then. Business people had blackberry's only because of their fantastic email incorporation.

[Anonymous No.54571253]

>>54571242
iphone came out in '07

[Anonymous No.54571254]

>>54571218
well that makes a lot of sense actually. So I guess the japan play was always just about cheap rates, hence why he just invests blindly in basically an index basket

[Anonymous No.54571260]

>>54571217
>>54571218
>>54571220

The five trading houses he invests in have huge commodities holdings... You know what happened when US raised rates last year? Commodities went UP.

The removal of YCC = US equities Down. US Dollar Down.. YEN UP UP UP

Uncle Buffet is also trying to secure low rates before they skyrocket up....

This is a play on the FALL OF DOLLAR. RISE OF YEN. CHEAP INTEREST RATES + Bullish Commodities.

[Anonymous No.54571261]

>>54571253
That is definitely not when "everyone had one".

[Anonymous No.54571263]

>>54571253
you fucking zoomer
you probably don't even know that 1987-1992 was its own decade

[Anonymous No.54571265]

>>54571254
That and anytime buffet talks the market moves in his favor because he is literally a money god.

[Anonymous No.54571269]

>>54571260
>You know what happened when US raised rates last year? Commodities went UP.
And I heard if streets are wet, they can summon rain.

[Anonymous No.54571271]

>>54571263
buttrock decade

[Anonymous No.54571273]

>>54571253
Yes it did, but most people did not have one. It was not the norm. People were still trying to figure out if it was a novelty or not. It was mostly nerds who bought them.

[Anonymous No.54571283]

>>54571213
iphone didn't even exist until halfway through 07, and early on it was just a dumb toy for rich people. You weren't gonna find random chicks at the bar pulling out an iphone. There was no green or blue texts.
Droid came out in 09, and androids were the more popular phones for a while due to cost. My first smartphone was droid 2 in 2010. Back then most people still trusted physical keyboards more.

Razr was the hottest shit back in 2007.

[Anonymous No.54571284]

>>54571269
Rainmaker.

[Anonymous No.54571286]

>>54571273
Well everone I knew had them, I got the windows phone because I hated Apple and didn't like not having physical buttons (still don't, wish there was a physical slide out keyboard)

[Anonymous No.54571292]

>>54571283
My gf had an iphone in 07, all of my friends had one within a year. I didn't get a smartphone until android came out.

[Anonymous No.54571295]

>>54571213
I remember going to visit my friend in Summer 2008 Las Vegas and his rich friend had an iPhone - it was the first one I had ever seen in person, in a time where everybody had a cellphone. I thought it was the coolest thing that you could scroll texts up and down
Nobody had iPhones at the beginning, extremely rare
Everyone was still using flip phones, or more popular among the youth were phones with keyboards - sliding keyboard

[Anonymous No.54571306]

>>54571286
I only got the android because I wanted to jailbreak and pirate games that I never played because playing a game on a glass touch screen fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.54571318]

>>54571286
People had a phone and an iPod. A lot of people didn't see a need for buying an iPhone for this reason. Everyone I worked with back then didn't have a smartphone except for people with money. It didn't take long after that though before the flood gates opened. Remember how many generations of the iPod existed before they did away with them.

[Anonymous No.54571322]

>>54571295
>>54571213
relevant
>under 5% marketshare
then the big surge

[Anonymous No.54571334]

>he didn't have a classroom gameboy

[Anonymous No.54571338]

>>54571322
And in absolute numbers it really wasn't until the early 2010's, after the great recession, that people splurged on fancy whizzbang smartphones with $100/month data plans.

[Anonymous No.54571352]

>>54571322
parents werent going to buy their kids an iphone when it first came out like they do now, it was still quite expensive for the first few years.

[Anonymous No.54571359]

>>54571306
>I only got the android because I wanted to jailbreak and pirate games
Same here.
I wanted gameboid. Wifi tether too. My college wifi was spotty so I'd swap over to my phone sometimes. Back then none of the cell providers gave a shit about data caps or throttling, and the networks were wide open.

[Anonymous No.54571375]

Did you slurp the SPY dip? This is the bottom

[Anonymous No.54571385]

>>54571334
Literally was required to have one for most science courses in college. I mowed lawns to get one in high school. Played a lot of drug wars.

[Anonymous No.54571389]

>>54571164
how the fuck does that even work?

[Anonymous No.54571398]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54571400]

>>54571352
>expensive
plus back then it was still ok to prevent your kids from being gay, but now in a lot of states teachers and doctors can allow kids to use iPhones without requiring parental consent.

[Anonymous No.54571402]

>>54571375
>buying retardedly overvalued ETF's
>not buying overvalued VTI for a quarter of the price with nearly the exact same performance as VOO
I will buy now and I will buy all the way to the bottom, I will buy while it rises, I will buy when it reaches now again, I will continue to buy, and buy and buy buybuybuybuyuyuyuyuasydfuisrgypiurash';

[Anonymous No.54571407]

would you buy silver from this guy?
https://youtu.be/54tV6c4P_jA

[Anonymous No.54571408]

>>54571402
>>54571402
I bought 100 MSOS at 5 dollars. Cannabis is the future. It will save america

[Anonymous No.54571412]

>>54571295
People also forget that the iPhone was exclusively sold by AT&T for the longest time and they were by far the most expensive carrier. A lot of people had Sprint back then which had partnered with Nextel for their 2 way system on their phones because minute restrictions was a very real thing.
>>54571389
kek it definitely doesn't. Back then Chads stayed in their lane and exclusively fucked 10/10 stacy's. Now they casually fuck disgusting fat chicks just for sport which has inflated the pussy market terribly.

[Anonymous No.54571414]

>>54571412
It all comes back to technology imo. Fuck this shit, we really got fucked in the time we were born.

[Anonymous No.54571421]

>>54571408
cool, not looking for new investments I have settled on mine for long term. Hope it works out for you though.

[Anonymous No.54571422]

>>54571402
>VTI shill

[Anonymous No.54571423]

>>54570953
I wish

[Anonymous No.54571425]

We shall short in May, we shall short on the mega caps and the ETFs, we shall short on the memes, we shall short on the gay sex. We shall never use anything besides margin.

[Anonymous No.54571429]

>>54571422
yeah, I am a chad like that.

[Anonymous No.54571435]

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.
(This anon gets it: >>54571063)

[Anonymous No.54571440]

>>54571334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRLxG7sEfrA

This shit got me through AP stats back in the day. Can't compete with grinding runescape on the laptop during college lectures though.

[Anonymous No.54571442]

>>54571429
>rate hike incoming when the fed says recession
>small caps get obliterated, mid caps suffer, S&P 500 skyrocket
I dunno fren, I think you are too optimistic for the year of the bear.

[Anonymous No.54571447]

>>54571398
>When you forget to stay delta-p-neutral

[Anonymous No.54571448]

sexo

[Anonymous No.54571449]

>>54571398
Thanks, I almost pissed mysefl.

[Anonymous No.54571453]

all according to plan

[Anonymous No.54571455]

>>54571414
For sure. Technological advances are nothing more than another example of the "rich getting richer". Back then women had to settle for whoever was around them at the time. Now they have access to every man in a 30 mile radius.

[Anonymous No.54571457]

>>54571334
I had to have a ti-83 for highschool. Games quickly made their way through the student body. I had tetris and snake.

[Anonymous No.54571459]

JEPI is trash
QYLD is trash
Dividends are trash unless you are viejo

[Anonymous No.54571463]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.54571464]

>>54571457
for me it was drug wars.

[Anonymous No.54571465]

>>54571459
You're right. SCHD is way cooler than that fag shit.

[Anonymous No.54571469]

>>54571398
lmao I've seen Home Depot wagies more competent than this. Why do Chinese suck at safety training?

[Anonymous No.54571471]

>>54571398
>construction/factory accidents
Fuck even in computer form these aren't easy to watch even if the dude disintegrating from getting squashed by the acrylic pane was ridiculous

[Anonymous No.54571476]

>>54571457
https://azich.org/blockdude/

[Anonymous No.54571478]

>scientific visualization of the US economy (2023, colorized)

[Anonymous No.54571484]

>>54571465
it's not, you should find an ETF for international commercial real estate ex-US

[Anonymous No.54571494]

>>54571465
so there are quite of few of these shilled, DIVO, JEPI, QYLG, QYLD, QQQX, and it seems SCHD would definitely be the best out of all of them, but they all kinda suck compared to just holding an Index

[Anonymous No.54571497]

Based bobo. Fuck joggers. /NQ to 0.

[Anonymous No.54571508]

>>54571484
>What do you mean? I only invest in the most expensive and overvalued stocks and funds because they are obviously the best and will never peak or decline.
I bet that thought process changes soon, when you actually have to research your investments profitability and expense ratios at the minimim.

[Anonymous No.54571518]

>>54571476
Classic.

[Anonymous No.54571528]

>>54571508
what are you telling me that my investments can depreciate? but they are the best of the best!

[Anonymous No.54571556]

>MONI dumps 30% after getting bought out by some fucking aerospace company
wow what a great investment I made

[Anonymous No.54571586]

>>54571556
How can it be a bad investment? The ticker is literally Money

[Anonymous No.54571591]

This was a attractive man in the 80s and now he looks like an incel

Hoeflation is so bad right now

[Anonymous No.54571643]

>>54570938
This is false. No girl ever liked me, tall or otherwise.

[Anonymous No.54571646]

>>54571591
it's over

[Anonymous No.54571649]

SOXS

[Anonymous No.54571653]

>>54571591
lmao. It’s the biggest bubble on Earth, only the wrath of God can righten this ship.

[Anonymous No.54571664]

>>54571649
What will cause you to sell your SOXS?

[Anonymous No.54571697]

quick name classic american brands so i can ride the rug-lord's next pump

[Anonymous No.54571698]

>>54571375
Who is she and what is she doing to him?

[Anonymous No.54571717]

>>54571697
TUP

[Anonymous No.54571740]

>>54571697
CUTR

[Anonymous No.54571750]

>car ads website returns a different list of cars depending on range of prices given by the user
>you have to give a low max price to get the cheap ones
wtf? fucking jews...

[Anonymous No.54571761]

>>54571750
Apparently airline and hotel sites will display a higher price if you come back later, to create urgency

[Anonymous No.54571771]

I love scoopsies so much. Wish I could just slow dance with him once. Anyway, this is the song we would dance to if the opportunity arises.

https://youtu.be/bG5N3GC-m20

[Anonymous No.54571774]

>>54571761
I've noticed similar patterns with airlines, yeah. usually you can buy the cheaper tickets at night, at least in my country

[Anonymous No.54571819]

>>54571698
She is your reward for slurping SPY

[Anonymous No.54571825]

>>54570981
>writes covered calls for me
read the prospectus lmao
that's not what they do

[Anonymous No.54571835]

>US mad that OPEC is lowering the global supply of oil
Why doesnt the US just increase the supply themselves?

[Anonymous No.54571870]

VOO bros, VTI is the new hot shit.

[Anonymous No.54571906]

>>54570775
I bought QQQ puts :(

[Anonymous No.54571911]

>>54570858
which app is it?

[Anonymous No.54571919]

I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
IT ALREADY HAPPENED!
https://youtu.be/GbeTQT6Y780

[Anonymous No.54571921]

>>54571835
Man have you seen what Joe Biden is doing to the SPR

[Anonymous No.54571929]

>>54571835
because murica is the land of the jews

[Anonymous No.54571930]

>>54571919
Ron Paul-san... I kneel.

[Anonymous No.54571990]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.54572004]

>>54571990
yields big air ramp 2023

[Anonymous No.54572013]

>>54571919
>90 year old man is still more lucid than our President because he has principles.
He tried to save us.

[Anonymous No.54572020]

Niedrig
Industrial output mm
Feb. 2023 0.2% -0.3% -0.2%
EXPECTED/PREVIOUS/ACTUAL
Industrial output yy
Feb. 2023 -3.7% -4.3% -3.1%
EXPECTED/PREVIOUS/ACTUAL


So, Y/Y is less than expected and m/m is higher than expected. How the fuck does that work? The same thing happened with UK GDP today

[Anonymous No.54572029]

[Anonymous No.54572033]

>You are here ---

[Anonymous No.54572057]

>>54572033
Can't find that quote. Only
>“I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.”

[Anonymous No.54572069]

Actually weird, generally when US dumps the next day EU also dumps. But they slurp. Slurpflation running hot

[Anonymous No.54572077]

>>54572057
Pretty sure it was in the anti-federalist papers from 1787, and is verbatim. Jefferson's vice president Aaron Burr killed Alexander Hamilton in a duel over establishing a central banking system.

[Anonymous No.54572083]

>ECB is now leaning more and more to do 25 instead of 50
Bullbros we win again. Those pussies can't or won't do anything and the market has successfully called out on it. I honestly wonder what these people even do at their jobs. Do they just sit around, drinking coffee, cheating on their wives/husbands, and then at the end of the month check the inflationary data ONCE and call it quits? Legit, what are they doing?

[Anonymous No.54572092]

>>54572057
>>54572077
this was also Andrew Jackson's primary motivation of preventing a central banking system, that they put him on the face of the most used denomination of dollar bill.

[Anonymous No.54572098]

>>54572083
theyre kneeling.

[Anonymous No.54572105]

>>54571870
no it is not

[Anonymous No.54572110]

So, should I be buying now? Sitting on $120k cash.

[Anonymous No.54572112]

>>54572069
ECB chickening out. Economic data still strong. Electricity prices going down. Industry extremely strong (look at Volvo for example) because higher prices. Plus we eurocucks gladly accept inflation since it means we get a small raise. Extremely high service and food inflation? Nah, who cares. The ECB has this in the bag bro. It's just temporary and can always be blamed on "Putler"

[Anonymous No.54572125]

>>54572110
Buy a house

[Anonymous No.54572130]

>>54572105
VTI = 203 per share
VOO= 374 per share
>nearly identical growth
I mean you probably asked for a Supreme hat for christmas, and threw a hissy fit when your friends told you it was a chinese knockoff.

[Anonymous No.54572131]

>>54572125
Already locked in 2.8% interest on one a few years ago

[Anonymous No.54572137]

>>54572131
Buy a wife

[Anonymous No.54572140]

>>54572105
>>54572130
vti will be better going forward because small caps have been heemed

[Anonymous No.54572153]

>>54572130
VOO sounds like a mumu sound
VTI sounds mean
They are both extremely overvalued, VTI is cheaper and will leave you with less loss and more appreciation. On the flip side VTI will swap with VOO because the market is gay.

[Anonymous No.54572154]

What's some non-copyrighted video on Youtube?

[Anonymous No.54572166]

>futures

https://youtu.be/UtGL5yKdSCk

[Anonymous No.54572176]

5 minutes to premarket. What will happen?

[Anonymous No.54572177]

>>54572140
>VOO has small cap
(You)

[Anonymous No.54572179]

>>54572130
that makes no sense. small caps dont really beat the s&p 500

also, if you want to beat it based on total market then just buy the markets themselves (nasdaq and NYSE companies)

[Anonymous No.54572189]

>>54572176
It's gonna be a sell the open buy the close kinda day

[Anonymous No.54572192]

>>54572179
>15 overvalued tech companies that prkduce extacly nothing stock values are propping up the 500
Yes, you'll get to live through your very own market crash and reorganization and learn that plug n play doesn't always pay off.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54572197]

>>54572154
why do you ask? movie night?

[Anonymous No.54572198]

I bought FNGU yesterday. I'm probably fucked today aren't I.

[Anonymous No.54572200]

>>54572192
if you bought at the absolute peak of 2008 youd still have doubled your money. youre retarded

[Anonymous No.54572208]

>>54572179
Small caps are carrying the weight of the large caps that aren't doing anything but being beacons of hope for retards that expect others to manage their wealth (ETF's) for them.

[Anonymous No.54572210]

>>54572198
No, you can probably get some decent money at open actually

[Anonymous No.54572216]

>>54572200
>if you lost half of your money in 2008 you would have broken even in 2020 you fucking retard
You are the smart one, all hail (You)

[Anonymous No.54572217]

>>54572208
so why didnt VTI out perform VOO?

[Anonymous No.54572221]

I hope all smiggers are balls deep in hard assets

[Anonymous No.54572223]

>>54572217
It literally has always performed almost identically.

[Anonymous No.54572234]

>>54572177
no vti has small caps, which is good because theyre really cheap historically

[Anonymous No.54572244]

>>54572223
how is that possible if small caps are sooooo good, since VOO doesnt have any?

[Anonymous No.54572245]

>Energy crisis solved and no recession lies in wait for Germany
HOLY BASED. Bobos on suicide watch. That's it bros. Rate hikes? Inflation? Energy problems? Everything solved. Everyone back on the bull-train.
Words straight from the President of the Deutsche Bundesbank. He wouldn't make this stuff up right?

[Anonymous No.54572246]

>>54572234
I dunno if you meant no, vti has small caps. Or, no vti has small caps
Pls splain.

[Anonymous No.54572254]

We in on SOXS today boyos?

[Anonymous No.54572257]

>>54572244
Because you touch yourself at night and that is sinful in the eyes of Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.54572262]

>>54572246
VANGUARD TOTAL STOCK MARKET INDEX (TICKER:VTI) IS BASED ON THE CRSP US TOTAL STOCK MARKET INDEX WHICH CONTAINS SMALL CAPITALIZATION STOCKS

[Anonymous No.54572271]

>>54572083
Wasting everybody's money.

>Electricity prices going down
It's still +100 MW/h
It was 20-30 in 2019-20. We are still 3-4x and that with Natgas being down.

[Anonymous No.54572275]

>>54572262
>VXUS milks your udders
It's okay bb, lemme release that milk into the pale.

[Anonymous No.54572286]

I hate Vanguard niggers.

[Anonymous No.54572293]

>>54572245
The electricity is still 3-4x the prepandemic price, how is that solved? Oil appears to enter next bullmarket cycle. Saudis and russians certainly won't let it die. They'll always cut to hold above 80, so that US can't refill SPR, Russia and finance the war and OPEC make bank

[Anonymous No.54572303]

VWRL gang

[Anonymous No.54572304]

Fiery But Mostly peaceful recession.

[Anonymous No.54572318]

>>54572286
Why would you hate Vanguard? They are the good guys, or at least very good at making money.

[Anonymous No.54572319]

>>54572271
Yeah but prices are "lower" than the worst month of last year when prices skyrocketed due to the "invasion" + "inflation" so who cares? Prices are down and that's that in their eyes. It looks good on paper and they can easily use it to manipulate the media.
Just look at the piece of garbage they are printing lately. "Oil/gasoline/gas prices down because of recession and no demand and what have you"... and yet refilling my car is only becoming more expensive. "Food inflation has stagnated"... so why do tomatoes cost nearly 2x compared to just a year ago (when they were 2x compared to 2021)
It's all pure garbage

[Anonymous No.54572330]

>>54572319
henlo fren, I thought I was alone in seeing the obvious.

[Anonymous No.54572334]

>>54572319
won't change the earnings though if people won't buy shit anymore because inflation being lower y/y won't matter for their money. Prices aren't even down, they are only rising less strong.

[Anonymous No.54572341]

>>54572319
There is an opportunity to exploit any situation. You aren't trying, and then crying about your lack of effort.

[Anonymous No.54572352]

>>54572319
As a swissfag, I'm completely baffled. I went to italy last week, ant the gas is literally the same price as switzerland, while they al earn way less than us. I don't know how they cope, but if their wage don't increase, I'm pretty sure the sales of non essential will dramatically drop in Yurop.

[Anonymous No.54572357]

>>54572334
Did you know that creditors will give you a longer rope than needed to hang yourself with?

[Anonymous No.54572368]

>>54572357
But when the rope is longer, it's harder for me to rope. I might even touch the bottom and not die.

[Anonymous No.54572371]

My BOILing brothers, are you ready for another day of heeming? I hope so, for the contract rollovers will continue until we are all homeless.

[Anonymous No.54572412]

gn baggies

[Anonymous No.54572424]

Shorting NVDA until it hits 120$. There's no way recession and restrictions to China won't impact their revenue and sales

[Anonymous No.54572427]

>>54572275
uughhhgg
>>54572286
we unironically run /smg/

[Anonymous No.54572455]

>>54572424
Yes but MU earnings were total crap and it pumped anyways. Nothing wrong with cashgang especially after they bump the rates up another 25 basis points.

[Anonymous No.54572457]

>>54570813
>>54570832
3d women are disgusting

[Anonymous No.54572463]

>>54572179
ICE or NDAQ?

[Anonymous No.54572474]

>>54572455
I think most of the semi companies were promising a rebound in the 2nd half of the year and with the feds expecting a mild recession the media is gonna have to go with a different narrative to pump the bags. Probably something like quantum AI raytracing will solve the climate crisis or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.54572484]

>>54572427
>we
hello fren

[Anonymous No.54572491]

>>54572455
Sentiment will change

[Anonymous No.54572503]

If you don't buy red you literally will never make it.

[Anonymous No.54572522]

>>54572217
VTI is good for potential appreciation of stocks, VOO is better for overall for the 15 companies of 500 hundred keeping everyone afloat. we need an S&P 15 ETF

[Anonymous No.54572543]

>>54572522
Vanguard has hedges against themselves.

[Anonymous No.54572551]

>>54572033
Based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.54572570]

LRGS = large scale deferral
these are types of transactions where the volume is so high that they're not even required to publish how many shares changed hands
it's absolute bullshit, because you don't know anything about the market depth
it's fucking rigged in favor of institutions

[Anonymous No.54572579]

>>54572543
Vanguard have good PR, they are a cutthroat as they come and they hire incredibly smart people.

[Anonymous No.54572581]

>>54572424
priced in you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.54572589]

>>54572579
Warren Buffet does it for free.

[Anonymous No.54572603]

>>54572579
How can Vanguard hurt me as an investor?

[Anonymous No.54572605]

>>54572581
Nigga the market hasn't even priced in a recession

[Anonymous No.54572614]

>>54572605
Why were we crabbin' smarty pants nigger loving retard.

[Anonymous No.54572620]

>>54572463
i'd choose nasdaq since tech is gonna be huge in the future but both of them have out performed the s&p 500

[Anonymous No.54572627]

>>54572614
>Crabbing
Fucking WHERE

[Anonymous No.54572634]

>>54572341
Right... our earnings have risen by more than 60%. Working as a "subcontractor" for a large company in an inflationary environment has its benefits. Since they are making record earnings, we are pressuring them for more and more money each month.
Don't be a fuckin dick, m8. This inflationary situation is bs and we all know it

[Anonymous No.54572638]

what is the most important factor for when to buy an etf? discount to nav? or something else?

[Anonymous No.54572659]

>>54572603
although currently passive
much like blackrock they can suddenly decide to go all ESG bullshit on everything they hold for people because they have voting rights

[Anonymous No.54572675]

>>54572638
etfs are never discounted to nav so you don't seem to know what you're talking about
for you the most important factor is probably the "feel good" factor which means whatever is in fashion which is the S&P500 right now
if you were born a generation or two earlier it would have been the dow jones, before that the nifty fifty

[Anonymous No.54572678]

>>54571398
Some of these hit way too close to home.
t. worked in a glass factory

[Anonymous No.54572745]

>>54570880
I bought at 2.02 and sold at 2.16

[Anonymous No.54572746]

What are some resources I can use to help with forecasting:
- bond price moves
- equities markets at a macro level
- options

[Anonymous No.54572779]

if i want to sell t-bills a bit early, how fucked do I get?

[Anonymous No.54572797]

>Slovak Court Finds ECB’s Kazimir Guilty Of Bribery, Fined 100,000 EUR - Newspaper SME

>MFW
This is the second ECB member being a criminal. Lagarde was convicted years ago in france, but the penalty wasn't executed. And this hack became president of ECB, it's so corrupt.

[Anonymous No.54572823]

>>54572746
if the principal of the bond is below 50% you can long the bond and short the stock for a highly probably profit and a guaranteed breakeven
example is bbby
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/BondCenter/BondDetail.jsp?ticker=C614515&symbol=BBBY4144685
if there is *something* left in the company as it liquidates to pay the bond holders, you make money
if there is nothing left, it's a total default on the bond and the bond becomes worthless. In this scenario, which is the worst case, the stock will also go to zero and your long and short position even out
best case scenario is the company barely survives and debt holders are made whole but this never happens, the play is that you approach it: the lower the bond principal price below 50% the higher your likelihood of profits

[Anonymous No.54572876]

>>54572870
>>54572870
>>54572870
>>54572870

[Anonymous No.54573054]

>>54570981
>>54570932
If most of my money wasnt tied up REITs are a "buy low" right now... theyve been hammered, if rates ever go back down they will moon

[Anonymous No.54573691]

>>54572130
growth percentage is growth percentage no matter how much you pay per unit.

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>>54572870
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