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It's been confirmed by the fed, folks! Don't say I didn't warn you!

Now, please sell your house because I'd like to buy *cough* SORRY I meant to say sell because you want to protect your money!

>> No.54569764

Didn't you see the news? The housing market has bottomed.

>> No.54569769

The Fed said it's going to be a MILD recession retarded bear

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>>54569764
>>54569769
> experts say

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>>54570433
you dont trust experts like these?

>> No.54572366

>>54569747
I'm so sick of this boomer pity party.
>no, NO, Society HAS TO COLLAPSE IF I'M NOT AROUND!
>I spent 20 years working the same job!
>That means somehow if I wasn't ever alive then humanity would never have progressed!
>I'm the only one at my office who knows how to fix the fax printer!
>I'M SPECIAL!
>Everything has to collapse if I stop contributing!
>Those lazy millineals better keep being lazy so I have all those awesome bragging rights!
>I always worked!...I mean sure I never wanted to go to timmys birthday party anyway but I had an excuse to not go and that was great
>Oh but I mean I HAD to you know, work
>anyway timmy, tom? what is your name?
>Yeah, ok so Travis, like I was saying
>The entire world has to collapse because I'm actually a very super special person with workholicism and you better not get in my way