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Drink trade until it's sideways
I don’t love up
Never get my way down
Crashed in a ditch on the edge this sideway
Never go to work but I’m out on a Friday
Liquor on my shirt
Drunk till I’m sideways

Fucked up
No one knows where I'm going
Shut up
If I buy calls up
Throw up
Now I short in the bathroom
Shit up
And we go sideways
I don’t wanna end up like the anon
Strung out on the floor ‘cause he couldn’t get out of the sideways
Always wanting more but he just moves sideways


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>> No.54567112
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I made $3 today

>> No.54567119

poor niggas be like: ima buy boil it's low

>> No.54567154

real niggaz b stackin up oats, ya feel? real talk

>> No.54567177
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FED balance sheet projection from 2012. But this time it's different. Pinky swear!

>> No.54567216
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Anon it's time, you're going to buy puts friday at close right?

>> No.54567218
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I warned you about the natural gas rally.
You didn't listen. You never listen.
You chased the rally, didn't you

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>> No.54567253

I shorted BOIL at $3.70 and my puts are FLAT

>> No.54567290

Do you understand how options work?

>> No.54567298

Testing my pass I think I fucked up and bought a new one instead of renewing

>> No.54567313
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>he doesn't chase every rally

>> No.54567316

>I'm totally not a newfag.

>> No.54567328
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be nice he's on rh and can't open an actual short position, and he doesn't know what kold is.

>> No.54567454

>OpEx week
>buy puts

>> No.54567470

>Paying to shitpost

>> No.54567484

Thanks for playing

>> No.54567483

Yes, I want the underlying to drop below 3. Volume is there, volatility is not. Bid ask hasn't changed for a 20% drop in underlying

>> No.54567499

>volatility is not
Thanks for playing

>> No.54567506
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Time for the S&P's Nikkei moment. We won't reach ATH until the mid 2040s.

>> No.54567507

I would like to continue to erase unrealized SQQQ losses, please. Thanks.

>> No.54567511

So you think you know better than market makers? The premium is way too high.

>> No.54567512

nikkei was comprised of entirely dividend stocks you financially illiterate faggot

>> No.54567523

I just ate a whole sleeve of oreos in about 5 minutes. This is not bullish at all. In fact, its very bearish. Im losing self control and will to live. Well, maybe its bullish for whoever owns Oreos.

>> No.54567524

Nigger. It's liquid, BOIL is just flat on the week. All price action happens at open then volatility drops to zero. I'm in the green, I just want more gains

>> No.54567529

Wait stocks pay dividends?

>> No.54567531

priced out cope

>> No.54567537

>BOIL is just flat on the week
When do those puts expire?

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>> No.54567561

Why is bitcoin at 30k? I thought crypto was a ponzi scheme

>> No.54567567
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Financial implications of Jerome admitting this?

>> No.54567569

The premium was too high when it dumped to $3, IV spiked and 3strikes were $40 each. That's when I sold last time. It's 20 cents away this time and it's flat

>> No.54567571
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Is there a website that has a list of all the FED reports/announcements and when they're going to be released? I keep getting blindsided by this shit and my strikes are getting breached.

On the bright side you can evade 2 bans at once with VPNs now.

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You will learn your lesson.

>> No.54567582
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>I just want more gains

>> No.54567591

aww man i fucked up and didnt follow my plan. did anyone buy soxs today like i shilled yesterday?

>> No.54567594

Next week, after the roll finishes. I want to sell by Friday off the momentum

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Nigga that sounds SOFT as hell

>> No.54567606

Kek that'd be funny seeing all the perma bulls coping for years on end. Imagine going all in nikkei right at its top before the plummet. Wew

>> No.54567619

Alright at least you have a plan. The question now becomes will you sell Friday either way it goes or will you martingale

>> No.54567620

Stop coping you fearful 1 pbtid's. So many things to do and you come here to rage at this. Kek strong projecting.

>> No.54567629

There's an organized pump going on right now.

>> No.54567634

Kek Ive seen ads for this game before, no way this is an actual ad for it right? Right!?

Jeeez maybe I should become a mobile game dev instead of making mine for PC and Nintendo?

>> No.54567644

Sell. I want to sell at $25+ per contract, but I'll take lower gains Friday to avoid theta and the holding over the weekend

>> No.54567645

>if you only knew how bad things really are

>> No.54567669

they didnt listen, they didnt buy SOXS

>> No.54567677

>mild recession
>we will hike then hike more
>economy, banks, and jobs come second
It will be a hard landing

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Idk how green you are but I'll just take your green when it's there. Green good. Green is gains. Green is god

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Can you go be mildly hard somewhere else?

>> No.54567692
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>hard landing
It will be a great depression.

>> No.54567701

Cost average of $10. If BOIL dumps below $3 these will print, I'm greedy

>> No.54567720

>no recession=mild recession
You need to translate Fed language into real terms first

>> No.54567724

I'm sure more people bought soxs than soxl lately

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>Cost average of $10
So you are fine gratz on the W. Kek BOIL baggies

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I'll slurp calls if it dumps to $2.5. Support has to near

>> No.54567802

It's over stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up EVER again.

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>In my mind, I'm never gonna go bankrupt in no market. Absolutely never.
>If a hedgie turns around and shorts me at the open, the trade's on.
>If he ladder attacks me, the trade's on.
>If I'm margin called, the trade is on.
>I'm not losing no trade to no scumbag out there in no market. Period. That's it.
>No son of a bitch out there is gonna get me.
>The only way he gets me is cutting my margin off. And I mean that. I'll fight the Fed 'til I got a dime left in me.
>I don't think any of those animals in that exchange can beat me.
>And I've gone that way for 18 months of street trading, street gambling, and that's the way I'm gonna keep on going.

>You don't lose the trade.

>> No.54567816

dangit china, youre flooding the neodymium market!! i need my mp to go up :(

>> No.54567818
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Bottoms in bobo

>> No.54567825
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>BREAKING: Fed staff projected a mild recession starting later in 2023.

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>has to

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>> No.54567868

Is the Fed retarded? Why would they even use the R word.

>> No.54567891

I am in the process of buying a house and I am hurting for cash bros while I wait for the refinance to finish and go through.

>> No.54567894

what will happen to BTC in the upcoming days when banks all report lower earnings and have to lower guidence for the upcoming recession?

>> No.54567900

>buying a house right now
ok bro lol

>> No.54567917

The bank will slurp your foreclosure

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what stock should i buy
to find a girlfriend
no price is too high
i have cash to spend

>> No.54567927

Cheap way to get the markets to finally listen without having to directly hike it totally in.

>> No.54567938

MP will

>> No.54567944
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DE on the dip

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so buy the bottom

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>> No.54567969

You don't pay for sex, you pay them to leave after.

>> No.54567989

how can a bank foreclose on me if there is no loan against the house yet?
Buying it for 60% under market value and risking my energy, brain cells, and deferred maintenance (had been vacant for two years) and the house burning down before it gets a new boiler in the mean time. Literally there is a giant hole in the boilers heat exhaust pipe that oil could drip down on and start a fire that they patched up with a temporary job.

>> No.54568027

at least I am not the only one taking L's, federal government posted a 378 billion dollar loss this month alone. Up 65% from last year.

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Give it to me real straight lads on a scale of 1-10 how boned are we?

>> No.54568081

8 atm

>> No.54568082

Not only that but you posted your credit card info when you purchased.

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>pass user since 2023

kek, newfag scum, kek

>> No.54568103

probably a 10. how can we get out of this in any way without war? recession means the whole economy gets fucked, millions starve. gov. wont let that happen so theyll print and give stuff away and then we spiral to economic death.

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>> No.54568140

go there to doompost

>> No.54568144
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>Macro posting
is their anything more embarrassing?

>> No.54568147

>unzips pants
come here to suck my dick faggot

>> No.54568150

>buying a house
Refinance? Is this your second house?

>> No.54568164

micro posting?

>> No.54568177

>reality is doomposting


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you say the same about price action micro posting

>> No.54568213

>brooo we're like soooo fucked brooooooooooo i read on zerohedge our numbers on something went up a lot

>> No.54568224

you can at least make money from that

>> No.54568230

it's easier for you to go back to preddit than everyone going to /pol/. do the needful.

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what if the macro headlines sometimes affect the price action?

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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros

>> No.54568310
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this economy is going to crash isnt it

>> No.54568318

>It's over
antisemitic wrong think detected

>> No.54568325

I know it's rage bait, but pls just eat 3 Burgers like every other lard and don't do qUiRkY shit like that.

>> No.54568331

Short the S&P 500.

>> No.54568336

>no recession = "Gay."
>mild = "It's over."
>hard = "Wooden doors, Tone."

>> No.54568346

That means youre about to get Bogged

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the funny thing is modern jews aren't even real Semites, they just brought back a dead language in the 19th century to play pretend. The Arabic speaking Palestinians are though. We should resurrect Latin and call ourselves Roman.

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>> No.54568391

hey that is not your oc, this pepe was created in homage of thick lines bobo

>> No.54568395

Deus vult!

>> No.54568404

Are there any surgeries that let you change your race? I want to be Chinese for a year

>> No.54568410

Buy jd dot com

>> No.54568414

I'm all in cash and treasuries.
The market is going down. Might miss out on some rallies, but won't get caught bagholding when the shit hits the fan, either

>> No.54568418

>talking about meme lines on TV
I want to see Kurt Eichenwalds track record before I trust his capabilities to sell ad space on CNBC

>> No.54568424

is shorting WING free money serious replies only?

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>> No.54568453

Craig is high as fuck.

>> No.54568459

yeah I think I'm gonna sell my shit and wait for awhile now.

>> No.54568466

Ramadan has brought forth the holy oil season.

>> No.54568468
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you sure?

>> No.54568477

>hits crack pipe
>s&p bottom
>shotguns beer
>$460 target

>> No.54568481

it has only begun bottom won't be until sept at the earliest

>> No.54568495

I'm most sure

>> No.54568503
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Um bobros?

>> No.54568520

As long as there is /gme/ there won't be a bottom. As long as bag holders still have hope the pain was not great enough.

>> No.54568522

i'm in south florida and in my area there's been a tremendous downpour, 10-15 inches of rain. my backyard is literally a fucking lake. what stocks should i invest in?

>> No.54568534
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it's not impossible, wouldn't want bobo to get caught with their shorts down

>> No.54568541

>As long as bag holders still have hope
If we don't have hope, what else do we have? Besides a losing portfolio...

>> No.54568599

I only made 260 today. Could have made over 600. Also could have lost about 600, so I will count my blessings.

>> No.54568613

LOW and HD. Everyone will have to buy new sump pumps.

>> No.54568620

>$35k SQQQ
>$30k VTI
>$130k cash to slurp when we crash
r8 and h8

>> No.54568632

Why cash instead of 3/6 mo TBill ladders?

>> No.54568651

sry by cash I mean 4.75% yield from vanguard MM account

>> No.54568658

>$130k cash
>Not blowing that all on short dated VIX options

>> No.54568663
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>thinking like a Fed Chair

>> No.54568664
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>Everyone is trying to spook the market
Nothing happens right?

>> No.54568685

Intriguing proposal.

>> No.54568691

Bull confirmed. I started last year good to see CYMI and XRP are not as bottom as they use to be. A new trend has started with BTC above 30K

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>jobless claims tomorrow

>> No.54568711

>Green drank
Green apple?

>> No.54568716
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Bulls are smarter than bears

>> No.54568729

Bears have learned how to climb trees though
I would say that bears are lazier, as they literally sleep an entire season

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>PPI tomorrow
>30Year Bond Auction tomorrow

>> No.54568760

Idk they sell burger combo now for like 10 bucks, McDicks is 10-15 for a combo now

>> No.54568762

Natural Gas is here to stay. Not talking tupperware, which has effectively been KLEENEX’ed.

>> No.54568764
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I thought inflation was officially over?

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>> No.54568780

Finally, someone fixed the inquisitive chicken.

>> No.54568788

Yeah, it was me. Someone asked for transparency on it, which I added, but accidentally took out a chunk of the beak. I added that back

>> No.54568822
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I sold half my AAPL calls to buy puts.. this is the bottom isn't it?

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>this is the bottom isnt it

>> No.54568861

oil is here to stay too, but that didn't stop it from hitting the negs

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Thank you for your service.

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most people here don't understand much about cryptos, I accepted the fact that I will never get it right because the more complicated it is for the average man the better for everyone, now I just resign myself to holding hami while I wait for rewards

>> No.54568906

>bro, the economy can expand indefinitely, and definitely isn't a house of cards held together by the confidence of a population that doesn't understand the first thing about it, trust me

>> No.54568935

not impossible, but the last 460 was 0% and helicopter cash. it was basically the best case maximum. I highly doubt we see it in the next 24 months.

>> No.54568946

>>30Year Bond Auction tomorrow
Whose buying?

>> No.54568954

Yellen will just turn on NordVPN and pump their own bags

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>official vpn of the federal reserve

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I just want a comfy face melting red day. Where the market opens already in free fall. I rolled this position twice now. I’m 136 dollars in. I refuse to roll a 3rd time. And when I do, the market will crash

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How do I convince a woman to like me?

>> No.54569050

i got divvies today

>> No.54569051

On what thesis are you relying that tech will tank within the specified time range?

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>> No.54569074

still mostly double digit red. the bank stock i got at a great discount is doing well

>> No.54569075
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Just be yourself

>> No.54569087

What do I put my money into tomorrow

>> No.54569092

he made eating garbage his personality
it's over

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>> No.54569095

To avoid using the d word which is actually what's next

>> No.54569107

They have money?

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>> No.54569128

Nigeria is allegedly an emerging market from what I've heard.

>> No.54569134

Did their prince tell you that in an email?

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>> No.54569147

my neighbor gave me a dinner that is noodles with a mysterious white sauce at my doorstep. Should I eat it?

>> No.54569152

lipton green tea with citrus slaps no cap

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not if the noodles are cold and soggy.

>> No.54569175

Cover it with some wax paper and chuck it in the microwave.

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They have oil. And is up and coming market for maritime piracy. They also have the same population as the us in a country the size of germany. I hope you enjoyed reading my essay as much as I enjoyed writing it.

>> No.54569284

Not just maritime piracy. Most emerging markets deal with a high numbers of thefts locally for oil. Also, they generally cannot outcompete more developed countries like U.S and Russia. Russias oil price is nearly as cheap as the saudis but they take way more taxes off it.

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>> No.54569353

They also have small home refineries where they dig pits, fill em with crude then burn it in the open air. Whatever comes out they put in thier cars as gasoline.

>> No.54569363

Putin and Dubya made a good pair

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Ask the nip boomers if they still want US long bonds. We're busy buying their stocks...

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BOILers ready for the final push?

>> No.54569412

just use a search engine with cpi, fed meeting, or jobs report.
Seems like https://www.bls.gov/schedule/2023/home.htm
might be a good site to check for that.

For fed meetings, next one in may.

>> No.54569431
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entering the leg towards a temporary "bottom" of 3600.
I do not know how quickly/slowly, but within
is my guess.
It will then likely provide
a short
rest stop
will no longer tolerate
these mumu delusions.
the fecalis materia
is about

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There are multiple strategies that are viable but I always shill fitness because most people here probably need that foundation to form a bedrock of confidence. After that it's just practice and once you are used to getting pussy and talking to women then it's easy because you realize they are retarded.. but like in a cute way... like imagine you are interacting with a puppy that's retarded and you just give it treats and tell it nice things so it will play with you

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>entering the leg towards a temporary "bottom" of 3600.
I would coom so hard

>> No.54569461

Did the managers count Friday as a business day towards the roll?

>> No.54569471

then it shall be

>> No.54569484

even if they counted good friday as a business day they couldn't buy/sell Henry Hub Nat Gas contracts that day


>> No.54569490

I should add, that this is only assuming it doesn't just take a triggered sudden full on free fall dive.

>> No.54569491

Lol we forced Japan to buy our bonds at gunpoint. Look up the plaza accords

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People really wanted in on that Cover corp IPO

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why arent you learning about the crimes of the CIA in when the market is closed?

>> No.54569502

>he missed buying the generational lows

Imagine not owning SPY under 400; you’ll have to cause it will literally never trade below 400 ever again.

>> No.54569503

So shouldn't it be at 40% May today or am I mixed up again?

>> No.54569508

Operation paperclip
Operation condor
Operation gladio
Operation Northwoods

>> No.54569512

it'll be below 350 this year
cope n seethe

>> No.54569513

Name three (3) actionable trades based on that information. Trades we could put on RIGHT NOW.

>> No.54569516

>plaza accords
What happened here? Was this some high level CIA jewry?

>> No.54569520

shrug, ask the celsius energy guy on twitter. The guy spends all day looking at energy markets.


either that or a bunch of FOMO chasers went into the pool after Buffet gave the green light


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>> No.54569526


DXY was basically invented solely because of the shitfest leading up to it.

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>> No.54569534

>shitfest leading up to it.
That's kind of the CIA jewry I'm referring to

>> No.54569540

Please, do not open old wounds so soon.

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Friendly reminder to load up on more gold miners once the price dips

>> No.54569543

Well, the roll starts on the 6th business day, and it's 20% per day of the 5 day roll, which would make it Tues through Mon, and presently 2 days completed.

>> No.54569556

today is wednesday bruh

>> No.54569555

>t. Permabull

>> No.54569563

I think it was much more, well, remember everyone itt last year jerking off over DXY? That.

>The tight monetary policy of Federal Reserve's Chairman Paul Volcker and the expansionary fiscal policy of President Ronald Reagan's first term in 1981-84 pushed up long-term interest rates and attracted capital inflow, appreciating the dollar.

>> No.54569569

Was this dollar depreciation known by the American public at the time? Or did they not make that public till later

>> No.54569571

RIIIIIIGHT, so TUES, day 1 of the 5 day roll, 20%, WED, day 2 of the 5 day roll, 40%..

>> No.54569576

why are you starting on tuesday.

The 6th business day was Monday & nat gas futures was open so no Good Friday chicanery.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday = 3 days. 3x20% = 60%

what am I missing here?

>> No.54569588

Someone ITT last week posted a currency trading video from the 80s and it appears the currency speculation game was wild back then with players all over the globe navigating this new tech to beat the others with dirty market trickery. So I'm not surprised to hear you say that

>> No.54569591

That's why I specified in asking was Good Friday counted as a business day, not did the rolling start on Good Friday, just, was it counted as a business day.

>> No.54569592

Well this was back in the day of $50 trade fees and you could only "OOOO" or "AAAAAAA" over the Wall Street Journal at breakfast. That or call up your (decidedly male) broker and ask him how the market was doing.

But generally, yes, it was financial news that the dollar was appreciating, we brokered a big fancy deal, and that deal brought it back down.

>> No.54569600

Outside of the jews on Wall Street, I'm pretty sure ppl still conduct business on Good Friday so that's a business day.

Pro tip: if you get US postal service on a "holiday" then it's still a "business day"

>> No.54569616

So I think the answer appears to be that Good Friday was indeed counted as a business day in the formula of "rolls start on the 6th business day", whereas I had previously assumed that it was not being counted, so now the roll is Mon through Fri of this week, apparently.

>> No.54569622

Man I get like 5 pieces of mail every year!

>> No.54569628

>Outside of the jews on Wall Street

Of course the day that Christ was killed is a holiday to them. This is how twisted finance is.

>> No.54569631

>Well this was back in the day of $50 trade fees and you could only "OOOO" or "AAAAAAA" over the Wall Street Journal at breakfast. That or call up your (decidedly male) broker and ask him how the market was doing
Just a different time. The markets aren't for everyone but they really weren't for everyone back then. Power to the players. But it makes ya think why are they allowing us to play in their game now? Exit liquidity on a long term scale?

>> No.54569633

lucky you, wait until you have to run a business through your house.


>> No.54569643

Just how desperate are some of these guys!?

>> No.54569648

Yeah, I did, it got rugged by Great Recession and I have no home anymore.

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Interesting afternoon/evening. Made green. Ended up getting free food to. We were invited to a friend of my Wife's house. Wife's friend and her husband had decided to grill out. Hey I'm all for good grilled food. Well the dude uh didn't do it right. (Was a new grill and the dumb ass was showing off so yeah). So the food was a bust.We all went out to eat instead. To their credit they insisted on paying for our meal. Hey works for me.

>> No.54569826

If WW3 breaks out, your job is to keep making these posts, Coke Boomer.

That way any /smg/ Zoomers drafted onto the front lines have to read this pablum day in, day out. Really remind those kids what they're fighting for.

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>> No.54569862

What was the actual problem with the food though? Did you regale them with tales from your Hentais?

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love me green, simple as

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>I am skilled in the arts of trading and investment strategies, Sire. This is the bottom.

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soon we will have $14 soxl buying time

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>> No.54569959

By not trying to convince a woman to like you.

>> No.54569983

Well like I said the dude was using a new grill. He hadn't even used it before today. The dumb ass burnt it. He got distracted and left it untended to long. I'm not talking a little burnt either. Far as conversation topics went, hentai wasn't on the agenda. Nor was anything talked about dealing with stocks or financials, least ours anyway. Somethings are best kept to yourself. The dumb ass dude is one of those show off types. Tries to keep up with neighbors. How my Wife's friend and him ever got married is a big question mark. The irony; the neighbors he has could care less what he does. He invites them over to so we all talk and they let me know the score when hes not around.

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> Really remind those kids what they're fighting for.

>> No.54570032

It is impossible to outboomer this, both the portfolio and the text
How the hell did the UberBoomer find /smg/ on 4chan in the first place?

>> No.54570039

Why did little Ceasars make their pretzel crust pizza online only? I wish I could short Llitch holdings. Fucking fags.

>> No.54570049

Ah yes, I know the type quite well. I have never been one to socialize, which contributed to my divorce as my ex wife loves to go to "gatherings" and shit, but I find almost 100% of the conversational content to be utterly pointless at best. At actual gatherings, where many people are invited, there is always a lot of trying to display "acting fun". I just don't care for any of it in the least and prefer staying mostly isolated. It's very interesting that the neighbors informed you of "the score" as such. Oh well, at least you got the free restaurant meal out of it, and a bit of a tale to relay to us here, which is always enjoyed.

>> No.54570056

Mandatory barracks pinup: you go with Lizzo the Hutt or that Bud Light tranny?

>> No.54570059

because answereing phones or taking your average dumb americans order face to face is a waste of time and energy, they have noone else to complain to if they fuck up their own order.

>> No.54570076

tomorrow will be green, friday will be red below today, monday will be green below today

>> No.54570081

Every goyslop restaurant on planet earth doesn't need my email

>> No.54570088
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A third way

>> No.54570094

>not having a throwaway email literally just for shit like this to ignore forever

>> No.54570097

give milk

>> No.54570113

>not just telling them fuck@off.org

>> No.54570122

I had one, but my shitpost email became my business email when my college revoked my college email account a decade after I left and apparently remembered that I both existed and they were still paying to provide me this service (I guess). I couldn't be bothered to set up another one.

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>he thought he bought the dip

>> No.54570139

I just make up random emails like profligma@stanford.edu, it's not like anyone ever asks to see the email

>> No.54570141

I really hate this shit, don't really eat taco bell but I hear taco bell made their quesorito an online only or app only thing too. not sure why this is becoming a thing recently

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>> No.54570149

>employees don't want to interact with customers
thank for your vibrant culture, niggers.

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>> No.54570188

Nope I sold in Jan 2022. Bought back oct 14. Poor ass niggas dont know shit

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Oh fuck, we have jobless claims and PPI tomorrow.

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jobless claims up big, ppi in line, green day.

>> No.54570216

Bobo will get obliterated

>> No.54570223

I thought I was a hot shit trader and opened up a position in YINN, I guess I totally misread the chart and got the timing wrong because I’m on the verge of getting stopped out tomorrow.

>> No.54570233

How the fuck can it be app only? You go to the store and they tell you "yeah i refuse to make that unless you go on your phone and order it there"?

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>fed already confirmed it's going to be a year of the bobo
>mumu still hoping and coping

>> No.54570243

basically yeah, they don't even have it on the menu there and if you ask most managers will tell you no from what I understand

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We are going to rubber band around 4100 forever

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Bad news is no longer good news.. chud

>> No.54570254

No Stop out when the chinese century starts next year

>> No.54570258

It is, but the Sracha shortage is caused by a problem with the company itself. The store brand sauces are freely available where I live.

>> No.54570271

tfw remembering the sriracha bubble

>> No.54570274

crop got rekt during covid, and got rekt again by worker shortages because chyna is still keeping their bugs in an antfarm because covid.

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I have an MK Ultra split personality. They have programmed me to short the market on full leverage to start the collapse. I dont know the code-word that will trigger me into the act, all I remember is a white rabbit when I was a boy.

>> No.54570288

This, the company fucked over the grower they started and built with, trying to strongarm him into cheaper prices. He told them to get rekd, and that is exactly what's happening.

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>> No.54570303

Only because the faggot changed to a new grower that isn't anywhere near as experienced as the one he partnered with decades ago, trying to squeeze out a few more shekels.

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follow your dreams

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we just have to wade through this minor recession like when the said said that in 2008.
inflation is a tranny.

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MUMU said, "Upside down, BOBO'S turning me"
BOBO'S giving love instinctively
'Round and 'round, BOBO'S turning me

Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round
[Verse 1]
Instinctively, BOBO give to me the love that BOBO need
BOBO cherish the moments with you
Respectfully, MUMU say to thee
BOBO'S aware that you're cheating
When no one makes MUMU feel like you do

Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round
Upside down
BOBO, you turn me inside out
And 'round and 'round

[Verse 2]
I know BOBO got charm and appeal
BOBO always play the field
MUMU crazy to think you're all mine
As long as the sun continues to shine
There's a place in my heart for you, that's the bottom line

>> No.54570364

is this supposed to be Ratt?

>> No.54570389
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I'm going to insufferably brag about my TMV calls and the US defaulting right until the day they close the market.

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Well Senator Tommy Tuberville thinks we're going to war and TSMC is shit (senate armed services committee)

>> No.54570408

>trading off the opinion of some stupid redneck senator from Albama

>> No.54570415

You really just have to feel pity for the poor mumus, they don't know what to do outside of their comfy pastures with the farmer bringing them feed and water. They get so confused and angry without those things. And then one day, after days and days and days, the farmer shows up with a different truck, and loads them up onto it. Poor mumu will soon have a metal rod slammed through his head. That is, of course, if he is fortunate enough to be in a first world country.

>> No.54570426

he's a college football coach lmao, college football and bud light is the only thing that matters in the deep south.

>> No.54570429

>i knew right from the beginning
>that you would end up winning
>i knew right from tha start
>youd put an arrow
>through my heart
>a round and round

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1-15k seems small. Is that downside protection for a larger amount of actual shares he holds?

Either way sounds like a good idea. We're in SOXS season.

>> No.54570438

how do you think these senators get rich?

>> No.54570445

Mumus don't realize that shorts are getting paid interest on their cash pile.
Mumus think a flat market while t-bills are slowly earning 5%/yr is a win.

>> No.54570453

The US won’t default but yields will rise when the treasury floods new bonds into the market after not buying any since January

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>media and the fed are now suddenly bearish

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Most excellent tidings upon thee, /smg/iggers

Crypto, for what little I put into it, seems to be on the up and up. The market's been crabbing back and forth, and it feels like we're headed that way for a while. I'm glad robotfucker is back, I missed him.

Anyways, I have cosigned 50 shitbulls this year to death. I am thinking of getting a great pyrenese

>> No.54570471

It was happening since last year and media is 50/50. For every Michael Wilson and Peter Schiff you have a Tom Lee and Cathie Wood

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When does tech start going back up?
I want to start grilling soon

>> No.54570477

Oh yeah, what's that issuance planned? $500b? Something crazy like that, since they have to restock the TGA and unwind all those extraordinary measures.

>> No.54570480

reminder inflation was 0.1% in march. 1.2% annual. we won bull bros. cope and seethe beartards

>> No.54570486

Yes. Now they're just going after labor because they can and want to

>> No.54570488

No, it means that 'minor recession' is the most optimistic call that they could make with any credibility to minimize panic. It's going to be a stagflation massive depression. They literally have no answer for this turmoil and will take the option that is the worst.

>> No.54570493

yeah, but Peter Schiff is right.

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I would very much like pour molten gold down a goldbug's throat, you could have bought bitcoin and been up much harder than the tiny dick spurt of gold. If chainlink is the cuck's asset for crypto, then gold is the cuck cage of real assets.

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>> No.54570505

Maybe, but Peter Schiff has always been a bear

>> No.54570510

>'minor recession' is the most optimistic call that they could make with any credibility to minimize panic
bang on

>> No.54570523

he has always been correct that the market is an overvalued house of cards artificially propped up by a worthless currency.

>> No.54570538

fiat currency is barely 50 years old and has reached the end of it's life cycle, it was built by boomers and only for boomers.

>> No.54570551

return to silver.

>> No.54570557 [DELETED] 

only a mix of both can be both practical and profitable.

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>> No.54570568

not if you have a central bank that picks winners and losers.

>> No.54570572

t. Tyler Durden shilling his website.

>> No.54570574


>> No.54570575

Tomorrow I tackle the city clerks office again, and then uprooting trees before they attack my foundation. (They're too close to the house)

>> No.54570588

no i just want conspiracy retards who dont finance to stop posting here

>> No.54570591 [DELETED] 

electrum, tard

>> No.54570592

I'm just going to buy more DIV every paycheck and just never ever check the market

>> No.54570593

it's good to get outside and do something physically productive if your spring weather is nice

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Can this be the last one?

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>> No.54570607

you NEETs won't have anyway to exchange your shitcoin for currency to pay for goods and services to the every man that knows that it's more of a ponzi scheme than fiat.

>> No.54570615

gold is just as big of a meme as fiat, it's just burdensome to store and transfer. it's dumb

>> No.54570644

here's a thought, instead of being giant faggots just bake a new thread

>> No.54570645

I can easily fit $20000 worth of gold in my rectum with plenty of room to spare. Try doing that with fiat.

>> No.54570650

I only bake pizza and sour dough loaves

>> No.54570653

fiat is mainly digital so yeah you can fit a trillion bazillion in your ass on a USB

>> No.54570662

I like to make rolls and sometimes baguettes

>> No.54570663 [DELETED] 



It's a mix of gold and silver that produces a superior sheen. I want to gut you and strew your organs about your house while stuffing your skin with your gold.

>> No.54570677

In THIS economy?!

>> No.54570680

want in one hand, shit in the other... and see which hand fills up faster.

>> No.54570687

you bake, faggot. also homophobia isn't cool.

>> No.54570709

Due to inflation our budget for making new threads has been cut. We have to conserve the bump limit threads

>> No.54570718

>homophobia isn't cool.
Fuck off nigger plebbiter

>> No.54570741

a thread is still perfectly good until it's archived. lrn2threadwatcher

>> No.54570744

Come back in 20 years.

>> No.54570748

i'll archive you bitch

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lets see how high it can go

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>> No.54570773

are you a baker? or invested in baking? if not I don't want any.

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>> No.54571691

Well try that with silver