/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54566495]

I have an over the phone interview tomorrow, do you guys have any tips for things I should do beforehand and generally how to handle it? I've never done one before.

[Anonymous No.54566509]

>>54566495
She's a sandnigger but I'd still hit it and quit it

[Anonymous No.54566516]

>>54566495
looked better before
didn't read your post lmao

[Anonymous No.54566525]

>>54566495
I love her bros
How much to have her

[Anonymous No.54566538]

>>54566495
Make sure you are driving or standing next to a running washing machine. They will relax you and you will speak normally.

[Anonymous No.54566565]

>>54566495
If it's a real job and not something like Mcdonalds then dress up the same way you would for a real interview
Use a phone headset, I use airpod pros because of the minimalism, you barely notice you're using them, you'll have both hands free and you can take notes if necessary
Having access to use 2 hands instead of having one hand preoccupied holding the fucking phone may lower anxiety
Besides that, just regular interview shit like not spilling spaghetti out of your pockets, saying "um" a bunch, having nervousness exposed in your voice etc, but if you're young and retarded then nobody expects you to have this stuff nailed perfectly yet

[Anonymous No.54566699]

>>54566495
I have never got past the initial HR phone interview and gone to second round. Please just end my suffering.

[Anonymous No.54566723]

>>54566495
is it for an entry-level position? don't worry too much, don't go over your qualifications like a list. ask them what they need in some decent format and explain how your education/experience proves you can handle it

[Anonymous No.54566731]

>>54566565
>>54566723
It's for a summer research/job where I'd be documenting and removing endangered species in New Hampshire

[Anonymous No.54566745]

>>54566731
on then no one cares. just talk about what you like to do with your education, prove you're friendly enough to be around for 8hrs/day

[Anonymous No.54566792]

>>54566731
Make sure your tonality is positive
Replace the word "Interview" in your head with "Short conversation to see if we like each other" and "Employer selling their position and worker selling their labor"
Just sound like you're in a good mood, we're human and they're gonna like you more if you sound like a good guy to be around and not some freak

[Anonymous No.54566865]

this is what "the news" has to do now to get clicks on social media, just outright bait people

[Anonymous No.54567033]

>>54566495
they're gonna ask you stupid interview questions...they always do, it's HR bread and butter. So have an answer already written down for the typical interview questions.
>why should you hire me
>what is your Greatest weakness
>Something didn't like about last job
>how do you deal with conflict with coworker
>Where do you see yourself in five years
>why do you want to work for us.

There are sites where you can find basic bitch answers for these but you should try to write something out that is relevant to you.

[Anonymous No.54567120]

damn she looked better on the left objectively

[Anonymous No.54567142]

>>54567120
usually they look better when they come over to the right

[Anonymous No.54567978]

>>54567120
Based, /biz/ is a brown women appreciation board

[Anonymous No.54568079]

>>54566495
First interview is just a shit test, you have nothing to worry about. Just have a good reason for why you're applying and a good story about related experience.

[Anonymous No.54568096]

>>54567978
does it taste like curry? i dont think i could resist bros....

[Anonymous No.54568116]

>>54567978
stinky fake tit poojeta

[Anonymous No.54568313]

>>54568116
>implying you would last more than 10 seconds with her

[Anonymous No.54568334]

>>54568313
>implying I would put my white cock inside a currynigger and don't have a white GF 10x hotter without the fake tids

[Anonymous No.54568358]

>>54568096
They smell very bad anon. You have to be very horny to get past the smell. I like eating pussy and id never go down on an Indian girl. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous.

> t. indian

[Anonymous No.54568372]

>>54566495
I found that a laconic, direct style worked best for me. Depends on the personality of the interviewer.

[Anonymous No.54568426]

>>54568116
fake tits are awesome, they look fantastic and don't sag
natural tits are more often than not a disappointment

[Anonymous No.54568443]

>>54568426
they look nice. They don't feel nice. Would prefer some saggy real milkies to some perky fake ones desu. But I couldn't care less if they were attached to a stinky pajeeta brown mudflaps roastie.

[Anonymous No.54568451]

>>54566699
They fished you to simulate activity.
Been there.
Its not about you, its about them feigning doing actual work.
I once called them up because i was mad and it turns out the hr roastie boss picked up and when she read my qualifications out loud hired me without any further question.
Showed up, collected the initial hire bonus and told them all to burn in hell and pissed in a basket in the hallway.

[Anonymous No.54568475]

>>54566495
Disha went from being a decent brown girl to a Sarah Silverman lookalike. Weird and poor transition choice.

[Anonymous No.54568488]

>>54568475
She put the skin bleach on. Disgusting. Stinky currynigger. All poojeta women are ashamed of themselves.

[Anonymous No.54568492]

>>54568313
>imagining another man having sex with a woman

[Anonymous No.54568496]

>>54566495
Just ask questions that make you sound proactive.
make it sound like they need you and not like you need a job to pay for 2nd hand fleshlight.

Still put on nice clothes and cologne cause it will put you in a professional kind of mood, will definitely help with it.

Aside from that just don't let the aut's leak out and you should land it.

[Anonymous No.54568514]

>>54568488
I’m not a currynigger. I’m a Athabaskan Celt. Indistinguishable from the basques. I could strangle you infront of your family and still charm them into thinking I’ve done them a favour. Genes are weird like that.

[Anonymous No.54568542]

>>54568514
>am stronk.
>am 5ft 6.
>am 1/4 celt, 6/12 irish, 3/5 germanic, 9/10 vikingchad.
>5ft 6.
kek. good one little boy. put down the mountain dew and move out of your parents basement chud.

[Anonymous No.54568556]

>>54568542
Nah you have very small dick energy. You’re a Puebla.

[Anonymous No.54568702]

>>54568556
>Athabaskan
nigger. nigger. nigger.

[Anonymous No.54569994]

>>54566495
Focus on THEIR needs, not yours.
Find out THEIR biggest pain points.
Explain how you will solve THEIR problems. This is about THEM not you.

[Anonymous No.54570811]

>>54566538
How the fuck can you drive next to a running washing machine

[Anonymous No.54570916]

>>54566495
Same mine is for a geico call center. I really need it as it’ll pay $18 an hour plus 40hr weeks too. I currently make $100-200 a week at Burlington.

[Anonymous No.54570990]

>>54568514
No one gives a fuck about either one, you'll be extinct from this planet soon, thankfully.

[Anonymous No.54572720]

>>54566495
I'd hit the later version too, but damn, I'd make sweet love for days to the girl on the left

[Anonymous No.54572785]

>>54568426
>fake tits are awesome, they look fantastic and don't sag
>natural tits are more often than not a disappointment

It really is the luck of the draw for women. A woman I used to fuck in her mid forties had the best pair of natural tits I've ever seen, pretty much perfection. Yet another woman in her early twenties I used to fuck had tits like spaniel ears.

[Anonymous No.54572813]

>>54568451
MFW. I want to poo in the roastie hallway. imagine the shock they will experience when they find a poo log

[Anonymous No.54572824]

>>54572785
Boobas are largely genetic, same with penis

[Anonymous No.54573620]

lol much hotter on the left

[Anonymous No.54573670]

>>54568372
The fuck does larcenic mean

[Anonymous No.54573689]

>>54566495
Dress nicer to get in the mindset of an interview.
I’ve heard talking into a mirror helps too at least to practice but I’ve not done them over the phone.