/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54561736]

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

old: >>54560384

[Anonymous No.54561762]

My brothers I am BOILing alive and am being contract rolled into abject poverty, send help!

[Anonymous No.54561776]

Watch Elinor
Buy tmus

[Anonymous No.54561777]

>Barkin opens his mouth
>Power Word: Death

[Anonymous No.54561781]

>>54561776
love this little gremlin

[Anonymous No.54561789]

slurped some BIDU chink bros

[Anonymous No.54561791]

>split threads

Impressive. Nice.

[Anonymous No.54561804]

>>54561791
This is the real one just cause it has smg in the subject

[Anonymous No.54561807]

Latest Folio.

[Anonymous No.54561813]

>>54561781
Cute show. Not into her personally.

[Anonymous No.54561841]

I can't believe you niggers split again.

[Anonymous No.54561859]

>>54561841
Sorry, I check every time to see if someone baked before me, but if they don't bother to put /smg/ in it won't show up in the catalog search.

[Anonymous No.54561985]

>>54561776
>see random episode on youtube
>look at the dislike ratio
Why do so many people hate this show?

[Anonymous No.54562016]

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.54562060]

isnt this good? why is stock market going down

[Anonymous No.54562082]

>>54562060
>Down
It's crab day again

[Anonymous No.54562086]

NASD-ACK sissies...

[Anonymous No.54562100]

it will pump after FOMC minutes

[Anonymous No.54562115]

>>54562100
Mein Fuhrer

[Anonymous No.54562135]

>>54561762
Why the fuck didnt you sell the pump yesterday mr retard?

[Anonymous No.54562146]

Daily reminder: bank failures are not bullish

[Anonymous No.54562150]

>>54562135
Usual story, thought it would go higher today, and even at 3.50 ish the price is still almost as low as it has ever been

[Anonymous No.54562183]

i hate bulls and crabs so much. this shit needs to fucking crash hard. this isnt healthy. just die already.

[Anonymous No.54562204]

>>54562150
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.54562209]

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

[Anonymous No.54562218]

What cheapies to invest in today?

[Anonymous No.54562230]

>>54562218
Buy BOIL at closing today and tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54562233]

>>54562218
buy chink dip

[Anonymous No.54562237]

>>54562183
They have to trap as many late bulls as they can. Always teasing and telling people it will melt up. You can't rug pull a hedged market.

[Anonymous No.54562243]

inflation is decreasing though

[Anonymous No.54562252]

My shorts are even! Should I sell or hold?

[Anonymous No.54562271]

What is the likelihood of this going back up?

[Anonymous No.54562274]

>>54562252
A push is a win...

[Anonymous No.54562287]

Anyvody know whether it is necessary for non-US-residents to file tax return to US after receiving a Schedule K1 from buying agricultural ETF, but show no profit?

[Anonymous No.54562333]

What’s happening?

[Anonymous No.54562334]

You bulls were so europhoric at 8:30am.

[Anonymous No.54562383]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54562422]

>>54562271
no serious company does reverse splits

[Anonymous No.54562447]

>>54562271
the better question is when will it get back down to penny stock so maybe it will make for some fun lotto gambling again

[Anonymous No.54562451]

HOW ARE WE FUCKING CRABBING
WHY IS INTERNATIONAL UP

[Anonymous No.54562460]

>>54562271
How does 0% sound?

[Anonymous No.54562513]

Dead thread dead market

[Anonymous No.54562520]

I don't have anything to say the market speaks for itself. Here is a cute Shinobu picture.

[Anonymous No.54562625]

Here we go...
It looks like...
THE BIG ONE

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54562648]

We've already got a stock market discussion thread over here.
>>54561598
>>54561598
>>54561598
OP was a faggot and didn't include the title, or put the work Stock anywhere in the OP, even though he included a fuck ton of links nobody uses.

[Anonymous No.54562671]

>>54562648
>though he included a fuck ton of links nobody uses.
I use those links EVERY day

[Anonymous No.54562672]

Did the crab finally kill markets and essmgee

[Anonymous No.54562718]

bobo about to get BTFO again

[Anonymous No.54562741]

is the fed speaking in 3 minutes?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54562750]

>>54562671
you're a liar. and judging how your post includes the reddit frog also from the reddit. that's 2 strikes, one more any you're out of here buddy.

[Anonymous No.54562776]

>>54562060
sell the news

[Anonymous No.54562792]

How long until my Ung actually makes me money

[Anonymous No.54562815]

boil baggies lol

[Anonymous No.54562817]

>>54562776
I sell gay sex. And put credit preads.

[Anonymous No.54562831]

slurpers in full damage control

[Anonymous No.54562845]

Even /biz is crabbing between theads

[Anonymous No.54562900]

What the fuck is this shit? Drops before earnings but fuck you, also pumps before earnings.

[Anonymous No.54562902]

>>54562060
>post a source that states the volatile shit is down and the sticky shit is running away
>asks why it's not bullish
It's a mystery

[Anonymous No.54562924]

>>54562287
I do know, but I'm not going to tell you. Sorry anon, shouldve asked nicer. Manners go a long way round here in /smg/

[Anonymous No.54562945]

>boil up 15% on monday
>sell ITM calls
>boil down 10% on wednesday
>BTC calls
>boil now slightly recovering
>that whole 3.5% is gonna be mine
It's that simple brapbros. I'm still accumulating btw, looking for more big dips this roll week.

[Anonymous No.54562993]

Name me a 2X trade by EOD, I'll put $10,000USD on it and post the results

[Anonymous No.54563002]

>>54562993
MOM

[Anonymous No.54563006]

bullish?

[Anonymous No.54563022]

>>54562287
There's this thing called a W8-BEN form, that basically states that you don't have to pay taxes to the US as a non-US resident because between the US and (insert country) there's a double taxation agreement.
If there's no agreement between the US and your country then yes, you have to pay taxes.

Don't take what I wrote for granted because idk, all I know is that I don't need to pax taxes to the US. Just get yourself an accountant.

[Anonymous No.54563026]

Let's go oil

[Anonymous No.54563038]

>>54563006

[Anonymous No.54563040]

BOIL Bros ... The heem has arrived for you

[Anonymous No.54563066]

was there a site outage? why is smg so slow

[Anonymous No.54563079]

buy every dip in BOIL

[Anonymous No.54563090]

I'M COMING OUT
I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW
GOT TO LET IT SHOW

[Anonymous No.54563097]

>>54563066
Theres another thread without /smg/

[Anonymous No.54563106]

>>54563066
Seems fine to me

[Anonymous No.54563119]

>>54563097
What retard would forget /Smg/ in the OP?

[Anonymous No.54563132]

imagine being a mumu looking at current cpi and thinking inflation cycle is over

[Anonymous No.54563197]

Holy shit can we just have one fucking day where the market goes down and only down?

[Anonymous No.54563210]

>>54563132
>urban consumers
Tired of all these new euphemisms for blacks.

[Anonymous No.54563221]

Are the money market funds safe now?

[Anonymous No.54563223]

>>54563197
Can we have a day where the market does anything other than crab?

[Anonymous No.54563271]

>>54563223
No

[Anonymous No.54563272]

>>54563197
(((they))) need to trap as many oblivious retards as possible before the rug can be safely pulled

[Anonymous No.54563279]

>>54563221
No they are very risky and uninsured. Buy NVDA instead and free yourself from banking risks. Lol

[Anonymous No.54563295]

>>54563272
absolutely this
even real mumus
just walk
right into traps
(and traps are gay)

[Anonymous No.54563300]

>>54563279
>Buy NVDA instead
I'm still salty I didn't hold onto my shared bought at $148 last year

[Anonymous No.54563330]

>>54563132
Absolutely bs on the used cars

[Anonymous No.54563352]

>>54563272
>>54563295
how do i play this stupid crab market? are options strangles/butterflies/condors the only ways to profit?

[Anonymous No.54563357]

are the bear niggers going to cry?

[Anonymous No.54563359]

shill me a play for my broke ass.

[Anonymous No.54563361]

>>54563352
>options strangles/butterflies/condors
>Profit
Kek

[Anonymous No.54563365]

Is a China Taiwan war bullish for Intel? Please make me feel good about my Intel bags.

[Anonymous No.54563367]

>>54563352
for me it's selling naked calls

[Anonymous No.54563371]

>>54563006
they said that last time too...

[Anonymous No.54563374]

>>54563221
Damn I forgot how mad everyone was the GOAT swimmer was taking bong rips. Simpler times.

[Anonymous No.54563376]

>>54563359
DCA minimum wage salary into MM fund

[Anonymous No.54563386]

>>54563359
AEM
IAUX

Hold them for a couple years before selling while collecting massive Divies

[Anonymous No.54563396]

>>54563374
haters going to hate

[Anonymous No.54563399]

>>54563352
I'm no one to ask but have made a few small profitable trades in and of themselves swinging leveraged/inverse ETFs. I know that it works, but am not yet good nor confident enough, plus am limited by GFV in a cash account to avoid PDT so it effects how I trade a lot. If I could just trade freely shit would move a lot faster. I'm slowly clawing my way back up from a net loss.

[Anonymous No.54563402]

>>54563374
>Simpler times
Take me back bros

[Anonymous No.54563408]

Why isn't the market healing? Didn't CPI do very well

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54563416]

>>54563374
Now everybody is bitching the GOAT Woman's swimmer is a man.

[Anonymous No.54563425]

>>54563396
>>54563402
THINK OF THE MESSAGE IT SENDS TO THE CHILDREN.

[Anonymous No.54563428]

>4chin requires crypto
>my dl expired so I can't use coinbase
Fugggg

[Anonymous No.54563430]

>>54563408
>Didn't CPI do very well
Your avg. Mumu ladies and gents.
>TOP fucking signal.

[Anonymous No.54563433]

>>54563365
They are in talks with China trying to buy out some Tower whatever business there. Intel would benefit from the conflict ruining this deal before it happens to free up cash.

[Anonymous No.54563434]

>>54563408
>CPI
Consumer Prices Increase (sticky, again)

[Anonymous No.54563436]

>>54563416
Manbros, we can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.54563445]

>>54563425
>THE CHILDREN

[Anonymous No.54563458]

>>54563436
Borderline unsportsman

[Anonymous No.54563463]

>>54563430
0,1% month to month. How is that not very good

[Anonymous No.54563467]

SLURPFLATION

[Anonymous No.54563469]

>>54561807
That portfolio isn't too bad but I have some criticism. Costco is a pretty tame play but not bad might want to run some numbers to see if they are at a fair value. PG is a dividend machine so thats real good, I have no complaints there and would put them up with JNJ abbvie or phizer. Coca cola and dr pepper together is taking up precious real estate, pick the one you think is stronger. Same with GM and toyota, find the more undervalued choice with better capex runway and think about what your goals need, dividend growth, or capital appreciation. O is an income stock, not sure of your strategy but I would accumulate and grow in other stocks in a tax haven like a roth or traditional IRA then use O as income in old age. After making cuts I would go deep into researching emerging small caps in overlooked tech areas. My thoughts on that are stuff like gogoro, xometry, and markedforge holdings, but be careful and perhaps wait and DCA while keeping tabs on their quarterly earnings guidances and if they beat or miss earnings.

[Anonymous No.54563472]

>>54563436
Third wave feminism and its consequences has been great entertainment if you don't have kids

[Anonymous No.54563477]

>>54563458
>chink
>sportsmanship
pick one
that chink was based tho

[Anonymous No.54563478]

[Anonymous No.54563485]

>>54563408
Good news is now bad news

[Anonymous No.54563486]

>>54563006
>>54563371
friendly reminder that in the past 23 years the market crashed two times when the fed paused or cut rates.
I DCAed into bond ETFs for the last couple of months to profit from rate cuts and I have enough cash on hand to buy back in when we go deep into red zone

[Anonymous No.54563497]

>>54563478
I'll pass.. thank you

[Anonymous No.54563498]

Is the "LAST" trade for an option have a window / time frame like the last 24 hours or something? Or could this last trade be from like a month ago?

[Anonymous No.54563499]

>>54563472
I don't have kids but I lost a niece to that shit it's not fun at all. Brothers wife took his kid, the cunt

[Anonymous No.54563525]

>>54563478
What's with that whiteface thing?

[Anonymous No.54563527]

>>54563472
Honestly it sucks balls because now I have all these bullshit parameters I have to remember to navigate this Pagliacci world.

[Anonymous No.54563533]

>>54563525
thats pussy smegma

[Anonymous No.54563542]

>>54563478
QRD?

[Anonymous No.54563551]

>>54563533
I thought it would be Ligma?

[Anonymous No.54563573]

>>54563527
Whoa is that Sanna

[Anonymous No.54563583]

It’s over.

[Anonymous No.54563589]

>>54563361
>>54563367
so i basically need to profit off of degenerate gamblers until the FED turns on the spigot again?

[Anonymous No.54563598]

>>54563573
Yeah, peep the jacket.

[Anonymous No.54563615]

>>54563598
>finnish tummy

[Anonymous No.54563632]

SCObros...

[Anonymous No.54563640]

>>54563022
>>54562287
If there's an agreement you can just fill out the form* forgot to add.
But as I said, get yourself an accountant, surely they will know more about that.

[Anonymous No.54563692]

>>54562845
good observation, accumulation during the rise to hope phase perhaps.

[Anonymous No.54563702]

Walmart announced they are leaving Chicago area.
> I am all in Wallmart and their clearly big brain management.

[Anonymous No.54563704]

>>54563551
Who's Steve Jobs?

[Anonymous No.54563707]

I laugh at people that didn't buy zim at ~17 when I told them it was time.
Imagine missing the guaranteed pump or the massive divvie next time.
Also
P B R
B
R

[Anonymous No.54563712]

>>54563702
Ya got a link for that? I can believe it after what's going on in SF. WMT left Oakland a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.54563714]

rate raise in may then pause in june

[Anonymous No.54563719]

>>54563704
Sigma balls.

[Anonymous No.54563722]

>>54563704
Ligma balls

[Anonymous No.54563740]

>>54561762
KOLD has sat at $75 for a month, we have a floor. Just hold BOIL ‘til $7, if not $10.

[Anonymous No.54563741]

OHHHHHHHH I'M G-GONNA RECOOOOOOOOOOVER!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54563744]

>Delta Air Lines (Ticker: DAL) earnings tomorrow BMO
How fugged are we?

[Anonymous No.54563754]

>>54563707
>145.21% dividend
Wow its literally Free Money

[Anonymous No.54563757]

It's true, isn't it? The FED will never normalize this shit again and we are just stuck in a world where we will never have normal rates for a substantial time.

[Anonymous No.54563762]

>>54563744
imagine being in a relationhsip with her and she pegs your every night and locks your cock in a cage lol who would think of something that silly xD not me for sure

[Anonymous No.54563769]

>>54562135
Lol pump

[Anonymous No.54563772]

My portfolio is healing

[Anonymous No.54563773]

>>54563702
SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.54563776]

>>54563740
If boil goes up, kold goes down. Are you retarded? Its not gonna stay at 75 if boil goes to 7

[Anonymous No.54563777]

>>54563542
seeing aids

[Anonymous No.54563781]

>>54563757
Fuck this shit give me 15% rates. Blood for the blood god. Interest payments for the interest throne.

[Anonymous No.54563788]

>>54562060
“Everything costs more and people arent being paid more, so then why wont they spend more money??”
Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.54563799]

>>54563744
Is everyone loaded on SARMs today or what? Christ, can't even go to my local gym without being offered some shady stuff. WTF happened?

[Anonymous No.54563804]

>>54563757
I'd definitely rather have high interest rates than more active contraction of the monetary supply

[Anonymous No.54563806]

This is violence
I am literally shaking right now

[Anonymous No.54563807]

>>54563740
My expectations are to consider maybe FIE FITTY to be the foreseeable peek (around Jan 2024), with anything beyond that being really nice surprise. This is barring any wild macro economic or weather shifts.

[Anonymous No.54563809]

Yup, Im buying calls

[Anonymous No.54563810]

>>54563589
Just pick a side, any side... 50/50 shot you are right... I'll take those odds

[Anonymous No.54563812]

>>54563040
Coward

[Anonymous No.54563827]

>>54563744
>snusnu
she is like 5'6 at best. that term is reserved for actual amazons

[Anonymous No.54563829]

>>54563757
>5% is abnormal
You've literally never lived in anything resembling an organic market. The idea that 20% is less normal than 3% is completely irrelevant, all cash is printed at the will of the Federal Reserve to please the MIC. And prior to that, you had to hoop gold bars if you wanted to get your money safely past the cutpurse, so it's unclear if that was any more normal than now.
>>54563788
They are being paid more tho.

[Anonymous No.54563838]

>burgers woke up
>can't use GPT anymore

[Anonymous No.54563845]

>CPI isn't higher
Give me hopium bobros

[Anonymous No.54563847]

>>54563829
>They are being paid more tho.
lol

[Anonymous No.54563850]

You son of a bitch! I am coming for you REITS!
>Smell their fear, they pumping the propaganda harder and harder now!

>DRV under $50
Dont say i didnt warn you smg

[Anonymous No.54563856]

>>54563829
Yeah this is also fair. There's not really anything magic about the 2% inflation target. The problem is mostly the uncertainty rather than any specific amount of inflation

[Anonymous No.54563867]

>>54563838
That's why I pay for it

[Anonymous No.54563875]

>>54563829
I'm talking about real negative rates and that shouldn't be the norm. Yet it is more or less since 2008.

[Anonymous No.54563885]

>>54563850
Lmao, absolutely no fucking way

[Anonymous No.54563891]

>>54563875
>real negative rates
Check out the big brain on bobo!

[Anonymous No.54563907]

>>54563463
core was 0.4 retard

[Anonymous No.54563915]

>Hello connect me to Lil Nas X
>Well I need to ask about his Daq
>Because it is not going up
>No I will not hold
>Yes a strawberry daiquiri sounds nice
>Thank you I will wait

[Anonymous No.54563917]

>>54563907
>I don't like one stats I must pick another
Is shit how you trade? Seems like a shoddy way to live

[Anonymous No.54563926]

Why do I always reopen my shorts too early...

>>54563827
>tfw I'll never be a turbomanlet so Monica can tower over me
why even live

[Anonymous No.54563932]

>>54563917
Why did I say shit instead of this and stats instead of stat
I'm not even drunk yet

[Anonymous No.54563937]

>>54563926
literal monkey dance

[Anonymous No.54563953]

20 min until fomc minutes which were at the time on banking crisis
we'll see if fed are pussies for thinking to pause or they do what they said for over a year now and going higher for longer

[Anonymous No.54563954]

>>54563757
The 70s inflation took like a decade to resolve, even then the reason it did was because Volcker said fuck the jews and raised rates as hard as he could without causing a depression.
If history repeats/rhymes then I don't see this shit going away for maybe 5 years. Key difference is the market still rallies, back then bad news was still bad.

[Anonymous No.54563957]

>>54563917
you asked why the market didn't like the inflation data, they make their decisions based on core and it was 5-6% annualized. 3x over their target rate

[Anonymous No.54563970]

>>54563847
That's a 10% increase in wages from Q12014 to Q42019 What was actual inflation in that time? Next pic related.

[Anonymous No.54563985]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54563986]

>>54563926
people that post dancing webms should be killed

[Anonymous No.54563991]

>>54563926
She looks like she's having a stroke

[Anonymous No.54563996]

Tupperware is going bankrupt? It's over, the rich have won.

[Anonymous No.54563999]

>>54563829
>all cash is printed at the will of the Federal Reserve
>they are being paid more
Thanks for confirming you are, in fact, a retard.

[Anonymous No.54564009]

>>54563970
>>54563847
>>54563999

That covers the Trump admin.
Now, what was the average "stimulus" for COVID?

[Anonymous No.54564008]

Some days I really regret selling my NVO around 145.

[Anonymous No.54564013]

>>54563985
>she lost to a loaf of bread
modern women just can't compete

[Anonymous No.54564017]

>>54563954
Is that not exactly what jpow has been doing

[Anonymous No.54564018]

>>54563754
If it was a meme that doesn't pay and goes bankrupt instead, it would be one thing, but they're solid on payments so far and the stock price recovers to 100% like a week after the dividend is paid out.

[Anonymous No.54564022]

>>54561736
>Twitch, AMZN owned subsidiary is worth $45 billion
>Never been profitable since 2014 purchase and even during golden years with pandemic, it barely broke even
>AWS makes about as much in a few days what Twitch makes in an entire year
>Company has repeatedly cut corners lately from decreasing sub splits to getting rid of more ways for streamers to make money ala AIP

>https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/amazons-twitch-is-worth-45-billion--needham--company-432SI-3053757

Didn't Twitter keep propping up their "value" over and over again until Elon Musk eventually bought them out? Yeah, anyone that's paid any attention to Amazon's and Twitch's bullshit for the last few years can see the writing on the wall. AMZN is looking for any excuse to sell the damn thing off and make money on this sinking ship for once. My bet is either Tencent, Microsoft or...Elon buys Twitch.

[Anonymous No.54564024]

>>54564009
Is this a bot?

[Anonymous No.54564025]

>>54564017
L-lol? Just the opposite. He raises as little as possible and at the first sign of trouble he goes soft.

[Anonymous No.54564026]

>>54563926
Ooga BOoga

[Anonymous No.54564033]

>>54564017
Not in absolute terms. The market getting heemed by fucking 50 beepis hikes last year was embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.54564049]

>>54563498
Depends. Generally the start of each day they reset to "-" so if you're seeing a price it happened at least some time during the trading session.

[Anonymous No.54564055]

>>54564022
Didn't they buy it for 1 bil?
All they have to do to reach profitability is end the twitch prime stuff. Most likely they're expensing those fully on twitch's end while pretending amazon prime itself is profitable.
There's no world where it's worth anywhere near $45 though. Private market valuations are often made up.

[Anonymous No.54564056]

Who hurt this nigga

[Anonymous No.54564057]

>DXY
good thing I put my money in USD/JPY instead lmao

[Anonymous No.54564079]

>>54564018
The container business is dead, so do you know where that money is coming from?

I'll give you a hint: it's a certain fleet that's about to be sanctioned into the ground.

[Anonymous No.54564085]

>>54564018
name 1 company that has done this and doesnt soon crash and go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.54564091]

>>54563847
i got a 30% raise this past year, with options.

[Anonymous No.54564097]

>>54564085
PBR, zim.

[Anonymous No.54564107]

>>54564055
They bought it for 970 million, but yeah, the website barely makes any revenue back for AMZN.

I just find it funny that if you browse on twitter, you can see just how fucking retarded twitch streamers; "WOW that's so cool, people say that its dying and yet its worth more than Twitter! We're gonna be rich!". They deserve to have the website die on them from financial fuckery.

[Anonymous No.54564112]

>>54564056
He is rich because of gold, not because he knows why gold is moving. You don't need to understand anything if you are a permabull of a performing asset.

[Anonymous No.54564118]

>>54563707
How's SKYT doing?

[Anonymous No.54564139]

UPPP THEN DOWN>>> THEN UPPP THEN DOWN...

Yeah..... okay

[Anonymous No.54564140]

Buy Rycey!!

[Anonymous No.54564142]

Is there a feature with Fidelity that I can set up where if I open an order to buy options in the first hour... it just slaps me really hard?

[Anonymous No.54564146]

>>54564024
I just deleted 3 paragraphs of discussion, because you're not debating in good faith. I don't feel the need to answer what everyone lived through, and is living through. I bought a gallon of milk for $2.50 and bread for $1.
Energy costs are back to semi-normal and life is good.
Next time you hide your head in a bag, make it plastic and keep the bad air out.

[Anonymous No.54564151]

DOWN

[Anonymous No.54564153]

>>54563845
OIL just broke 83. Now nothing will stop it on its way to 90.

See, e.g. http://www.equityclock.com/charts/crude-oil-futures-cl-seasonal-chart/

[Anonymous No.54564154]

>>54564079
The container rates are dropping and demand is slumping, but that's hardly what dead means. ZIM is poised to generate EBITDA of $2b or so this year even despite those factor. Of course the dividend is likely to go down as the year progresses, but the company is deeply discounted even based on that premise.

[Anonymous No.54564160]

thinking the cpi-meme is finally dead. day is far less hectic than it was 6 months ago

[Anonymous No.54564162]

>>54564118
Down another >4% today. SKYTpajeet BTFO as usual.

[Anonymous No.54564167]

>>54563996
>successfully raise hostage generation with zero ability to cook
>companies that depend on people cooking food start failing
surprised more companies didn't see this coming

[Anonymous No.54564172]

>>54564146
What prompt did you give gpt for this output?

[Anonymous No.54564175]

>>54564142
You'll need to contact your female broker to enable that option

[Anonymous No.54564177]

WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MINUTES; JPWO!?

[Anonymous No.54564187]

>>54564172
I stuck my pink penis head in your mother's asshole. That returned a giggle and a fart.
At which point I made her give kisseys to my pink penis head to make up for the injury.

[Anonymous No.54564192]

>>54564097
Anything besides the two shit your shilling?
>pay 50% dividend
>price drops 50% ad infinitum

[Anonymous No.54564193]

>>54564177
ON BLOOMBEEEEERG
all officials unanimously voted 25

[Anonymous No.54564195]

one out of three dice has landed on sell. the other two are still tumbling.

[Anonymous No.54564202]

>>54564057
Subarashī, DXYbro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.54564209]

>25 bepis minimum

[Anonymous No.54564223]

>>54564139

[Anonymous No.54564230]

I feel like this market is a hotbox of greedy retards huffing each other's farts

[Anonymous No.54564241]

>>54564193
FED PREDICTING ENTERING MILD RECESSION 2023

[Anonymous No.54564249]

Holy fuck this general is dead. I literally took a 2 hour nap and the same thread is still up.

[Anonymous No.54564250]

>>54564230
So, your normal trade patterns are spreading to the rest of us?
NTDOY, cause your whole life will be escaping reality, forever.

[Anonymous No.54564269]

The Mango Habanero.

The Lemon Pepper

The Jamaican Jerk.

The Reduced Cost Of Goods.

The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales

The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fries.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

It's. Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

[Anonymous No.54564272]

What is even the point of 25 bps? Feels so fuckin pathetic, cowardly, and weak. It's like voting "center" parties in Europe. No commitment, no nothing.
Well, that's that. FED is dead. The market has won

[Anonymous No.54564273]

AAAAAAAAAA IT WAS FAKE POOOOMP

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54564279]

>>54564241
Didn't we already have a recession in 2022? How the fuck is Biden still president. TWO recessions in less than 3 years? Lmao, and the fucking regressive limp dick liberals will still suck his dick and vote for him from the grave. Fuck this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54564296]

>>54564269
Are you shilling ROKU again?
>>54564273
Or is it fake rug? You decide.

[Anonymous No.54564303]

I hate dip buyers so god damn much

[Anonymous No.54564304]

Holy fk what a boring crab day

[Anonymous No.54564305]

>>54562230
Sounds terrible

[Anonymous No.54564312]

>>54564296
>Are you shilling ROKU again?
What about. Mango Habanero. Lemon Pepper. Cajun Barbecue. Louisiana Dry Rub. Reminds you of ROKU.

[Anonymous No.54564321]

>>54564241
That's kind of bearish then bullish... Markets is going to start pricing in a recession.

[Anonymous No.54564328]

>Egg prices tumble the most in 36 years
I hate fucking headlines like this, deceptive bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54564333]

Why doesn't the wing stop.

[Anonymous No.54564334]

>>54564296
>Or is it fake rug?
OOOOOOOOOO ANON YOU WERE RIGHT IT WAS A FAKE RUG

[Anonymous No.54564335]

>>54564312
Overpriced mediocrity and fake cultural relevance.
You're not the guy who was telling us WingStop was overpriced two weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.54564337]

>>54564328
How else do you make the ruling class look good?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54564339]

>>54564333
because you can't spell WING without the win.

[Anonymous No.54564344]

>>54564269
If you think WINGs a short, wait until you see MCD. 10x revenue. Less growth.

[Anonymous No.54564352]

turns out it was transitory

[Anonymous No.54564357]

>>54564241
bullish? I'm buying calls

[Anonymous No.54564358]

>Pump
so the minutes were good? or just not a disaster?

[Anonymous No.54564377]

>>54564352
>turns out it was transitory
Gold is still mooning... yea, ok.

[Anonymous No.54564381]

>>54564358
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html changed from 72.9% odds of 0.25bps to 69.2% so, yeah, nothingburger/slightly boolish.

[Anonymous No.54564382]

>>54564352
As in forever?

[Anonymous No.54564383]

I just paid my 2022 taxes. $2,500 knocked off of my net worth. I still have about $27,000 in reserves to play with though, what should I do? I've been saving for a down payment on a house or land but of course nothing reasonable is for sale, maybe I'll buy more musical equipment...

[Anonymous No.54564388]

>nascrab
It was priced in all along. The market will never go up or down again.

[Anonymous No.54564401]

>>54564383
you should put it all into a leveraged VIX tracker for easy money

[Anonymous No.54564403]

>>54564335
>>54564339
>>54564344
WING has a big problem, among a few other problems. They pay a huge portion of their Free Cash Flow out as dividends. Serial dividend overpayers.

Other big issue is that they admit in their own 10-K that they are a slave to the volatility of chicken wing prices. Meaning, they have huge COGS volatility. Uh oh. They are beneficiaries of chicken wing prices going down (which widens their margins).

But what happens when chicken wing prices go back up.

What is the opposite of the word "beneficiary".

[Anonymous No.54564405]

>Industrials

[Anonymous No.54564408]

>>54564269
The poo poo

The cow urine

The shitting streets

The 60 year old white women

The benchod

The bloody

They don't listen

[Anonymous No.54564415]

Fed mulled pause, but easing banking woes, sticky inflation forced March rate hike
>https://www.investing.com/news/economic-indicators/fed-members-mulled-pause-but-easing-banking-crisis-inflation-forced-hand-on-hike-3053994

J-Just one more booster, I mean Rate hike and we go back to normal! 5% and we stop inflation!
>Trust the experts! Trust the Science!

[Anonymous No.54564424]

Sold some cash covered puts just to see some action in my portfolio. God what a boring day.

[Anonymous No.54564425]

uh... Mott Capital bros? Nikileaks just schooled Michael Mott

[Anonymous No.54564430]

>>54564403
>they admit in their own 10-K that they are a slave to the volatility of chicken wing prices.
>Company that sells only chicken products
>Dependent on Chicken prices

Ground breaking DD their anon...

[Anonymous No.54564431]

ummm BOBO??

[Anonymous No.54564434]

>>54562060
Nigger. Gas is lowest and easiest to manipulate and its going UP

[Anonymous No.54564439]

>>54564192
Look at the price yourself. It recovers in days when boomer shit like KO takes months to recover from pennies in dividend.
>Anything besides
Watch pacb price action and try to find a good entrypoint. It's a long-term play but their product has the potential to revolutionize sequencing. Another to watch out for is oxford nanopore (LON:ONT, recently started trading on otc as ONTFF), which is even more interesting and currently has better accuracy than pacb. They're both potential acquisition plays or disruption plays, but they're early and very unprofitable right now, therefore quite risky. I personally balance them with an ILMN position.

[Anonymous No.54564444]

>>54564357
>buying calls
>at the beginning of Q2 earnings season
balls
of
steel
or
utter
tard
or
master
genius
trader
?
?
?

[Anonymous No.54564455]

just your daily reminder 0DE daily options have ruined the markets forever.

[Anonymous No.54564456]

>>54564430
It's the fact that WING, at 115x EPS and 15x revenues, had company store comps of only 4% in the 3Q. The epic collapse in wing prices(down 43%) is doing all the heavy lifting here.


What happens if wing prices go back up?

That's called COGS volatility. It's not that good for WING.

[Anonymous No.54564457]

>>54564425
Nick is a paid government shill though. why trust the fox to make adjustments to the hen house?

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54564461]

>>54564403
Look, as long as America is going to bend over backwards to cater to the North American nigger, chicken wings will always be a safe bet.

[Anonymous No.54564463]

>>54564444
I mean, it's QT
but obviously Q1 earnings reports

[Anonymous No.54564465]

>>54564415
Still laughing at Brazil's central bank absolutely schooling the Fed on how you fight inflation.

>Get that rate above inflation. Immediately. No excuses.

[Anonymous No.54564474]

>>54564403
>They pay a huge portion of their Free Cash Flow out as dividends.
Wait until you see MCD

[Anonymous No.54564488]

>>54564456
Biden cut our EBT which means we's have less money for wangs.

[Anonymous No.54564491]

>>54564383
Money market account for now. Or you can buy the deepest ITM SPY LEAP which is about 2.7 years until expiration.

[Anonymous No.54564496]

>>54564444
quads of fours, checked. I was trying to make fun of bulltards, we going down

[Anonymous No.54564500]

NASDAQ
BACK TO DA
RED

[Anonymous No.54564511]

>>54564496
WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.54564520]

>>54564474
Anon what the fuck McDonalds is not even close to as grossly overpriced as fucking WING because MCD is actually able to generate store comps well beyond 4% and they are not expanding franchises at lightning pace on EXTREME OPERATING LEVERAGE.


DO NOT EVER FUCKING COMPARE MCDONALDS TO WINGSTOP's FINANCIALS AGAIN WITHOUT QUALIFYING IT WITH ACTUAL CITATIONS YOU MOTHERFUCKER. MCDONALD'S DIVIDEND RATIO IS HIGH BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN ITS OVERPRICED LIKE FUCKING WINGSTOP BECAUSE WINGSTOP HAS MASSIVE SWINGS IN THEIR MARGINS

[Anonymous No.54564528]

“[W]e’re looking at what’s happening among the banks and asking, is there going to be some tightening in credit conditions?” Powell said at the Mar. 22 press conference. “We’re thinking about that as effectively doing the same thing that rate hikes do. So, in a way, that substitutes for rate hikes,” he added.

Recent data, however, showed that tightening of lending conditions has been less severe than many had feared.

“Overall, data on money market fund inflows, Fed lending and bank balance sheets show tentative signs of stabilization relative to a few weeks ago, but certainly do not give the ‘all-clear’ just yet,” Goldman Sachs said in a recent note.


>MUH PIVOT!
Get in line for your new up to date booster and rate hike Americans!

[Anonymous No.54564529]

>>54564172
Retarded rant from an insufferable faggot

[Anonymous No.54564534]

CPI "adjustments"
>price movements resulting from weather events, production cycles, model
changeovers, holidays, and sales.
They'll revise the numbers 4 months from now after everyone's forgotten anyway, so I supposed adjusted vs adjusted doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.54564535]

very aesthetic 1m candles

[Anonymous No.54564538]

>>54564461
>>54564488
I was under the impression that blacks liked fried chicken and chicken wings were more of a generic american sportsball food for all heckin races

[Anonymous No.54564540]

STOCKMARKETCOMPUTER!

[Anonymous No.54564544]

>>54564520
>DO NOT EVER FUCKING COMPARE MCDONALDS TO WINGSTOP's
Yea, you tell that market-priced chicken-eating piece of shit what's up.

[Anonymous No.54564545]

Damn, another $24 made by swinging this crab on a 2 hour trade. At this rate I will soon be the richest man in all of Szczebrzeszyn!

[Anonymous No.54564550]

>>54564431
...LOL.

[Anonymous No.54564557]

>>54564455
captcha: PHP00P

[Anonymous No.54564559]

>>54564520
>yfw you remember MCD is actually one giant commercial REIT

[Anonymous No.54564561]

you tried to fight the crab didn't you

[Anonymous No.54564565]

>>54564534
>They'll revise the numbers 4 months from now after everyone's forgotten anyway
yea, like the unemployment numbers they report by TWO FUCKING DECIMAL POINTS!

[Anonymous No.54564574]

>>54564538
Specifically, blacks like Popeye's. WING don't be seasoning they chicken enough and I'm not even sure they wash it first.

[Anonymous No.54564573]

>>54564528
good points
the banks gonna have to get the spanks
some mo'
time out in the corner does not work

[Anonymous No.54564577]

>>54564520
No need to get mad bro. I'm giving you an easy short here.

[Anonymous No.54564583]

>>54564540
wtfwt

[Anonymous No.54564591]

Financial murder is the only art a Fed Chair may practice. No ornamental words can change that. You want to protect people with your monetary policy? You'll slaughter legions so that a few may live. Many years, long before you were born, my sword was tearing asunder the portfolios of men. Yes, all of those men were evil, but they were human beings first and foremost, Kashkari. The world you ardently desire to enter will not know what to do with you. It will deceive you into believing that you are saving lives even as you destroy them. You will accept these lies all the while, your hands will be stained with the worst of offenses.

[Anonymous No.54564595]

Bang.

[Anonymous No.54564596]

>>54564559
>>54564577

YEAH AND GUESSWHAT NO ONE IN THIS THREAD WILL LISTEN TO ME BUT WINGSTOP HAS MINIMAL REIT EXPOSURE BECAUSE THEIR AVERAGE FRANCHISE SQUARE FOOTAGE IS TINY.

>In WING's 10K, they mention that their locations can be found in a variety of areas because the mean size is only 1700 sq ft.
>This is also important because rents are usually the largest capital costs that a restaurant incurs

Pic. Related. I told you. I warned you. WING's minimal REIT exposure is bullish right now but will be bearish eventually against comps.

[Anonymous No.54564604]

oh shit market is moving slightly
crabs btfo

[Anonymous No.54564611]

>>54564596
DIE REITS DIE! YOUR TIME HAS COME

DDIIIIEEE RIEETTSS!!!

[Anonymous No.54564616]

i got fucked in the ASK

[Anonymous No.54564621]

>>54564574
What? I don't get how Popeyes and Wingstop are comparable....one sells fried chicken stuff and the other sells flavored chicken wings. If anything WING would have more seasoned chicken than Popeyes

[Anonymous No.54564625]

>>54564591
>MSM: is this your shortest fight ever, at any time, amateur or professional ever?
>JPow: I don't know, man. Yeah, Yeah. Kashkari, Kashkari-I'm coming for you.
>MSM: Is it frustrating to train like you did and then--
>JPow: Nah, I didn't train for this fight.
>MSM: And have this end in 78 seconds?
>JPow: I trained probably, 2 weeks or 3 weeks for this fight. I had to bury my best friend. And I dedicate this fight, I wasn't going to fight, I dedicate this fight to him. I was gonna rip his heart out cause I'm the best ever.
>JPow(louder): I'm the best ever. I'm the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless Fed Chairman there's ever been. There's no one can stop me. Kashkari is a conqueror? No, I'm Alexander, he's no Alexander. I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Volcker, I'm Keynes. There's no one like me. I'm from their cloth. There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable and I'm ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Jesus Christ be praised.
>JPow storms out of the ring

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54564629]

>>54564538
i dunno my gookfu doesn't like me eating chicken wings because of some stupid korean myth that men who eat chicken wings cheat on their gookfus.

[Anonymous No.54564634]

>>54564596
They call that "asset light"

[Anonymous No.54564639]

IT'S
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
MUMUS
GETTIN'
REKD

[Anonymous No.54564645]

RUGPULLLLLLLL HAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54564649]

Bearphoria

[Anonymous No.54564652]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BOBROS??????

[Anonymous No.54564658]

BOBOS ASSEMBLE

[Anonymous No.54564659]

Thank you Europe

[Anonymous No.54564661]

UUUHH BULL BROS???? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

[Anonymous No.54564664]

sorry guys had to call in a favor from Jerome
needed some limit buy orders to trigger

[Anonymous No.54564667]

>tfw

[Anonymous No.54564673]

THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu2CQtI

BOBOS ARE ADAPTING!

[Anonymous No.54564674]

>>54564652
>>54564658
we eatin good fellas

[Anonymous No.54564675]

>>54564444
Quads with green. Checked

[Anonymous No.54564678]

>>54561598
>>54561598

[Anonymous No.54564683]

[Anonymous No.54564690]

>>54564661
Ummm mumus?

[Anonymous No.54564691]

>>54564625
great interview btw, tyson is fucking mental

[Anonymous No.54564704]

>>54564634
Yeah being "assset light" means you generally have a lot of operating leverage

[Anonymous No.54564784]

>Nvidia (NVDA) today announced the launch of its new and much-anticipated graphics card, called the GeForce RTX 4070.

>The graphics processing unit, or GPU, starts at $599 and will be available starting tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54564817]

>>54561736
Holy shit this general fucking dead

[Anonymous No.54564826]

>>54564784
Nice. That'll bump its fair P/E ratio from 153 to 155.

[Anonymous No.54564916]

>>54564817
>2 simultaneously filled
>dead
enjoy your job at the retard center stuffing coupons into mailers

[Anonymous No.54565918]

>>54563776
No kiddin. Point is KOLD is flat and Boil has a bottom.