/smg/ - Shit market general -Bank earnings on Friday and fuck mumus

[Anonymous No.54560384]

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[Anonymous No.54560404]

finally

[Anonymous No.54560406]

>>54560384
Peepee is the play here

Dont hold poopoo

[Anonymous No.54560408]

CO TO KURWA JEST

[Anonymous No.54560410]

Say the line bobo

[Anonymous No.54560417]

I made some ducks for those who dont have any

[Anonymous No.54560421]

>>54560410
nice scamwick

[Anonymous No.54560420]

>priced in
today you learn that nothing is priced in

[Anonymous No.54560422]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.54560428]

>>54560417
Thank you I didn't have any

[Anonymous No.54560432]

INTChads KEEP WINNING

[Anonymous No.54560433]

I'm holding SQQQ at $34/share cost basis ($35k)
Ruh roh

[Anonymous No.54560435]

>>54560384
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54560437]

Thank you joe biden. You didn't really think the markets would go down into a presidential election did you?

[Anonymous No.54560438]

>Best administration in history
Thank you papa Biden for the market I am about to receive.

[Anonymous No.54560443]

>>54560410
It will be extremely painful

[Anonymous No.54560445]

>It baked

[Anonymous No.54560447]

>>54560410
VIX at 18 mumu
Bank earnings on Friday will bring you faggots back to reality

[Anonymous No.54560452]

>>54560438
>china shits up the entire world with an endless industrial revolution
>somehow this is the fault of regular citizens in america

[Anonymous No.54560466]

This can't be happening.

[Anonymous No.54560468]

>>54560447
VIX TO SIX BABY

[Anonymous No.54560481]

>>54560443
4 u

[Anonymous No.54560482]

gold and silver bulls...

[Anonymous No.54560488]

Who doesn't have a duck?

[Anonymous No.54560494]

>>54560433
You need to sell a lot of covered calls my man

[Anonymous No.54560497]

>>54560438
who would buy a new car though? actually who would buy any car right now if they had any choice in the matter at all?

[Anonymous No.54560502]

>>54560488
I got fucked today /biz/. and not in a good way

[Anonymous No.54560504]

>>54560497

[Anonymous No.54560505]

treasury yields tanking and 10y going up. what's going on?

[Anonymous No.54560507]

>>54560422
>>54560445
threat is burnt, baked for too long
https://youtu.be/uW_-A-m7E-Y?t=133

[Anonymous No.54560508]

>>54560384
>people still put their money in a bank
when will everyone take the credit union pill

[Anonymous No.54560510]

Even Oil pumped on the news. So less CPI causes exactly these things to pump that caused high CPI, forcing FED and ECB to go on hiking.

[Anonymous No.54560513]

>>54560447
VIX is getting synthetic shorted

[Anonymous No.54560515]

>>54560508
I took the broker pill.

[Anonymous No.54560518]

>>54560447
>Bank earnings on Friday will bring you faggots back to reality
nope fed already bailed them out.

[Anonymous No.54560521]

>>54560447
>banks already fell by 50-90%
>think they will fall even more
lol lmao

[Anonymous No.54560525]

OOO OOOOO OO OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54560528]

>>54560438
enjoy your battery cars that stop working as soon as the manufacturer goes broke and its web APIs die because they can't be reverse-engineered or as soon as you stop paying your bills
enjoy battery that burn for hours and may even explode in case of a fire
enjoy cars that are fully digital, have shitty security and will get hacked by thieves without leaving a single trace of their actions

[Anonymous No.54560534]

>>54560488

[Anonymous No.54560537]

>>54560505
Soft landing. The last soft landing in 94 caused the bond market to collapse.

[Anonymous No.54560541]

>>54560528
blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.54560542]

I hope you have you ducks in a row

[Anonymous No.54560543]

>>54560510
>forcing FED hiking
will they though? Most of the market has been fighting them with success so far, at the cost of dxy

[Anonymous No.54560551]

>>54560510
Stagflation

[Anonymous No.54560554]

>>54560528
>implying this isn't also to encourage subscription service upgrades and checks into cars
>monthly cell check
>paid upgrades
>ads in the UI
>"oh no, your car is now too old for our latest update, please sell it back to us for mere cents and buy a new one!"

[Anonymous No.54560558]

Oh. And sanctions just don’t work. Sorry boiz. Looks like we lifting sanctions

[Anonymous No.54560559]

>>54560510
>>54560543
>>54560307

[Anonymous No.54560575]

I've been 50% long and 50% cash for so long

I'm basically net neutral, haven't made anything this year. Should I start committing more cash to positions or are we going to get rugpulled soon?

[Anonymous No.54560577]

>>54560558
13%>0%

[Anonymous No.54560580]

>>54560551
Pivotfags about to start showing heir full demoralization by asking and cheering FED for higher inflation goal.

[Anonymous No.54560582]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MY BOBO ASS
SHOULD HAVE HELD
MY
DE
E
I WOULD
HAVE MADE
SO MUCH MOOOOOORE
FUCPI
IT WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE
HIIIIIIIGHYA FO
LOOOOOOOONGA

[Anonymous No.54560585]

>>54560559
fed funds futures expects additional hikes though

[Anonymous No.54560591]

lol cpi pump is already fading hard. red end today. cry about it bulltards.

[Anonymous No.54560597]

>>54560543
What do you mean with success? Is the FED a bear and participating on the market? It's retard bulls who are beating the bears atm.

[Anonymous No.54560603]

>>54560585
At some point I'm expecting to see this hit housing prices (since most houses are purchased with mortgages) than other assets such as Bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54560604]

>>54560508
What are the big differences? GooGoo makes them look practically the same. One is non profit, while the other is for

[Anonymous No.54560609]

>CPI still isn't good
>It pumps anyway
This shit is so fucking rigged

[Anonymous No.54560611]

>>54560585
FED funds futures are nothing more than betting odds

[Anonymous No.54560612]

What should I buy?

[Anonymous No.54560615]

>>54560521
Because no bank has ever gone bankrupt and it's easy to tell which ones will be bailed out. That and markets are always rational in the short term

[Anonymous No.54560616]

>>54560603
housing prices have already been hit, check redfin

[Anonymous No.54560620]

>>54560591
>>54560585
Say the linr

[Anonymous No.54560623]

Lest you forget

[Anonymous No.54560624]

>>54560597
Yes. The FED actually is.

[Anonymous No.54560625]

>>54560528
forgot to mention: tons of software issues, bugs and might even get bricked if you even dare fix them kek

>>54560554
exactly. modern electric cars are for retarded consoomers, and aren't even owned by the retards who pay for them.
they could be cheaper at least but no, they are even MORE expensive than normal ICE cars

[Anonymous No.54560628]

>>54560542
that's a goose

[Anonymous No.54560631]

TWO
MO
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS
ish
unironically

[Anonymous No.54560634]

>>54560597
hawks are bears and doves are bulls.

[Anonymous No.54560636]

>>54560624
So he wants to crash in order to buy back in low?

[Anonymous No.54560637]

>>54560597
the Jpow said that market wrongly priced expected growth ant that will be a bumpy road with "higher for longer", yet we still trade at QE level PE and bond are calling bullshit on the "higher for longer" since recent banks turmoil.
Do you follow the news nigga?

[Anonymous No.54560641]

>>54560620
Mumus have been dancing euphoric for about 1/2 a year now. Maybe it's time to start dialing it back a little, just saying. Buy when VIX is at 30 you dunce.

[Anonymous No.54560642]

>>54560575
Definitely feels like the rugpull could come any day now but I have learned from observing the market that it wants to pump no matter how bad the news gets. I guess there really is no point in trying to time the market

[Anonymous No.54560646]

>>54560625
all that electricity charging them is hardly coming from actually green sources too; it's currently a huge meme

[Anonymous No.54560648]

>>54560624
thanks for playing, Jerome

[Anonymous No.54560653]

>>54560609
>CPI still isn't good
yup core cpi yoy is greater than previous month. The stock retards are blindly following CPI YoY.

[Anonymous No.54560657]

>>54560642
the market isn't ready to heal until small caps start moving, and they're about 90% down and sinking still

[Anonymous No.54560661]

>>54560611
>"markets expect fed pause"
>markets actually still expect hikes
which is it

[Anonymous No.54560666]

>>54560628
It's a tallgeese

[Anonymous No.54560668]

>>54560637
And the market has been wrong. So he's right, how is it success? The market has been all over the place on pricing rate hikes. Nothing makes sense in this faggot market except that it's another bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.54560670]

THEY ARE LADDER ATTACKING SPY!!

[Anonymous No.54560679]

>>54560646
Electric cars are forward looking

[Anonymous No.54560680]

imagine pumping on 5.6% core cpi while target is 2%
those mumufags will get fucked soon

[Anonymous No.54560684]

>>54560637
no

[Anonymous No.54560687]

>>54560641
What are you talking about? We've had unchecked bobo euphoria since the end of 2021 all throughout 2022. It's you guys who've been irrational and kept pretending that the market was going to zero.

[Anonymous No.54560689]

So what happens on market open?

[Anonymous No.54560691]

>>54560679
yes, and everyone buying into them is beta testing

[Anonymous No.54560692]

>>54560661
I expect a FED pause.

[Anonymous No.54560697]

>>54560687
you're unironically braindead if you seriously think 16 years of massive money printing is done with a -20% blip in 2022

[Anonymous No.54560700]

>>54560687
Not zero. But prepandemic levels

[Anonymous No.54560705]

>>54560637
>market wrongly priced expected growth ant that will be a bumpy road with "higher for longer"
yes because of shrinking credit. Fed is waiting for tighter credit conditions.

[Anonymous No.54560711]

>>54560692
>FED
pic related

wen pause?

[Anonymous No.54560712]

>>54560680
I wish, they are right about the FED being idiots tho. They are looking for every excuse under the sun to go back to the printing press. Just look at the balance sheet. Slowly decreasing, just to jump the moment a few banks have to consolidate. The system is riged to push liquidity into the market.

[Anonymous No.54560715]

I'm wrong like 80% of the time with Stocks

literally a machine to bleed me dry, I hate the stock market. Literally awful

I buy a safe ETF, it dumps, I gamble on new companies and they dump, I keep my money in cash, it dumps, etc into infinity

literally cant stop losing fucking money, tell me what should I do now? Put all my money in SPX index? at this point id rather do that just to trigger the next global financial crisis - fuck stops and fuck this market. Hope we crash 70% from here, bullshit market, bullshit price action.

[Anonymous No.54560717]

duckflation

[Anonymous No.54560725]

>>54560711
>wen pause?
unironically now until fall '23.

[Anonymous No.54560729]

I dunbelevit.

[Anonymous No.54560730]

>>54560717
The great duckevent of 2023 is upon us

[Anonymous No.54560731]

>>54560715
just buy the dips, dummy.

[Anonymous No.54560733]

>>54560712
they were able to print their way out of any trouble because there was 0 inflation from 2008 - 2021
now if they lower rates or print then say hello to hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.54560737]

>>54560715
SPY & covered calls (+ rolling them)

[Anonymous No.54560743]

>>54560705
Then it's like I said in my previous post in the previous thread: everyone is waiting and meanwhile we're trading at sky high PE, so my question remain: how long are we going to stay there? are we gonna keep those high PE through the shit earnings and wait for them to get better in 2025? are we looking that much forward?
I'm highly skeptical of this. It's like looking at the horizon and not seeing the Iceberg, y'know?

[Anonymous No.54560752]

>>54560717

[Anonymous No.54560756]

>>54560661
everyone hit their goals except the hard-core inflation believers. so most everything is priced in, which means market go up due to rising tides, since it's priced in for the majority of possible positions.
>>54560691
>hasn't had snuggle time in the front seat of a tesla via self-driving technology
real shame.
>>54560692
Exactly what Powell said 5 times last time he spoke? Honestly, I think there's cause for increase, the shifting of international views on the USD suggests some amount of float will be created that wasn't expected from COVID alone. But I don't foresee that being large, or rapid. Higher longer, however, I believe remains in play, and that means we're at or above 5% for a while.
Did you see housing??
>>54560712
More banks is good, it reduces systemic risk and keeps competitive loan rates and hunger at the lending level, which increases community involvement by the banks leading, hopefully, to better outcomes generally. Consolidation is how you end up in serious trouble. If anything we should see the FED starting bank-start-up programs, imo. Whatever that does to profit margins for bank owners in the short term, the quality of life that it offers in the long term (not having to wear a bullet proof vest to work everyday) easily covers.
>>54560715
Invert yourself and divide your money into a few long-lasting large holding funds, use the dividends to play your hunches, that way if you're wrong, you lose less.
>>54560733
I agree. But did you see housing??

[Anonymous No.54560757]

>>54560733
>because there was 0 inflation from 2008 - 2021

[Anonymous No.54560758]

>10m
My ducks are lined up right near the basket where I put all my eggs in.

[Anonymous No.54560761]

>>54560725
5%

[Anonymous No.54560767]

Good luck to you and your trades today gentlemen!

[Anonymous No.54560770]

>>54560733
I hate how anons repeatedly point this out over multiple threads and mumus pretend it hasn't been said. It's like when Hitler tried to argue with Jews. Water off a ducks back was the term he used I believe.

[Anonymous No.54560772]

>>54560700
I've seen this statement get thrown here a lot. Why bro? Companies are making record earnings so why shouldn't they be valued highly? At least that's how it is here in Euro. Completely clashes with people's ideas of "crashing economy"

[Anonymous No.54560773]

OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS
I WANNA GO

[Anonymous No.54560775]

Marker keeps rising!!!
>not knowing its being pushed up from inflation.

[Anonymous No.54560777]

>>54560761
still to come but not now.

[Anonymous No.54560783]

>>54560697
>I KNOW BETTER THAN PEOPLE WHO GET PAID TO THINK THIS SHIT
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.54560786]

boil sissies im getting bearish contract rolled....

[Anonymous No.54560788]

>>54560775
then why aren't you in it?

[Anonymous No.54560791]

>>54560756
>hasn't had snuggle time in the front seat of a tesla via self-driving technology
sounds fucking gay, you're not a gay, are you anon?

[Anonymous No.54560793]

So they did it? Soft landing achieved?

[Anonymous No.54560797]

anyone else feel a sense of dread and impending doom?

[Anonymous No.54560798]

>>54560793
No way in fuck do I trust thia cpi. I want to see the details

[Anonymous No.54560799]

>>54560679
Electric cars cant look up

[Anonymous No.54560801]

>>54560689
the bell rings

[Anonymous No.54560802]

>>54560793
>small caps still down 90%
the market is literally screaming at you telling you this isn't over; if it was, the jews would be buying the beaten down small caps

[Anonymous No.54560806]

>>54560733
I'm more and more convinced we will repeat the mistakes of every inflation circle. Market and politicans are so eager to cut rates again that we will probably have a second wave just like we did in the 70s. The FED has so much data and so many tools to work with, but the human nature of other people basically forces them to repeat the mistakes.

[Anonymous No.54560808]

>>54560775
So what? If employment is even close to sustaining that's not terrible. And I would argue the push for $15 hour was a huge driver over and above COVID.

[Anonymous No.54560810]

>>54560797
no

[Anonymous No.54560811]

>>54560797
YES
E
S
It's coming

[Anonymous No.54560812]

>>54560646
this is why hydrogen cars are the future.

[Anonymous No.54560814]

>>54560793
Anything is possible when you can change the definition of the goal.

[Anonymous No.54560816]

Nigger

[Anonymous No.54560820]

Pic related for bobos

[Anonymous No.54560821]

>>54560798
>>54560802
Yeah this seems like b8. Maybe I'm paranoid. What about VIX? No crescendo event?

[Anonymous No.54560822]

>>54560797
No. If you do then it's not happening

[Anonymous No.54560823]

>>54560812
Do hydro cars require the same rare earth metal amounts as EV?

[Anonymous No.54560826]

>>54560756
>Exactly what Powell said 5 times last time he spoke? Honestly, I think there's cause for increase, the shifting of international views on the USD suggests some amount of float will be created that wasn't expected from COVID alone. But I don't foresee that being large, or rapid. Higher longer, however, I believe remains in play, and that means we're at or above 5% for a while.
>Did you see housing??
What about housing?
Also. The USD is feeling "pressure" in the
>muh reserve currency status
category lately. Which leads me to believe that from here on out because of this matter alone there needs to be incentive (yield) for holding/transacting in USD. Which means FED funds need to remain higher, for much longer.
Can't have ZIRP & LIRP with "competition." These times are gone.

[Anonymous No.54560832]

>>54560783
>what is greed
this shit repeats like every fucking bear market
can't change human retards, especially not after whole generations made money off of buying le dip

[Anonymous No.54560838]

>pivotfags pushing their nonexistent fantasy again
You are going to be hurting by September

[Anonymous No.54560839]

Thank you Joe Biden for licking inflation.

[Anonymous No.54560845]

>>54560791
Sorry anon, feeling too much desire for holy to play in more base terms. You're right about battery being a bad short-term solution to a serious problem, but you're wrong about the general tech that has come in via Tesla, et. al.

[Anonymous No.54560848]

>>54560797
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.54560850]

>>54560838
>you're going to be hurting in 5 months

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54560861]

Should I go away in may?

[Anonymous No.54560864]

>>54560797
welcome to the 24/7 psyop newanon

[Anonymous No.54560865]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54560866]

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[Anonymous No.54560867]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54560869]

>>54560689
I lose money.

[Anonymous No.54560868]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54560875]

DING DING DING THE MARKET IS OPEN TO TAKE YOUR SHEKELS

[Anonymous No.54560878]

When do prices go back to normal?

[Anonymous No.54560888]

>>54560808
>If employment is even close to sustaining that's not terrible.
What do you think one of the two tools the FED has to fight inflation is?

[Anonymous No.54560890]

Pretty small S&P 500 gap with ES being up twice as much. (percentage wise)

[Anonymous No.54560894]

>>54560878
DELET THIS PHOTO IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.54560896]

>>54560823
as far as I am aware, no. The only limitation is infrastructure, and many countries (like Germany) are evaluating current infrastructure to see if it can handle hydrogen gas. We're at the lowest feasible floor before these things skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.54560900]

Are they sleepin?

[Anonymous No.54560903]

Sai it yesterday. SNAP going to 11. It's on its way. Now if FUBO will get it's act together.

[Anonymous No.54560907]

This all you got mumu?

[Anonymous No.54560912]

> he didnt sell at premarket

Kek baggies. imagine going long right now

[Anonymous No.54560916]

Are these fucking crypto stocks going to stop mooning way higher than they should? They are so fucking high off the lows and just keep going up like a meme stock

[Anonymous No.54560921]

>>54560832
Just invert that picture for yourself dumb bobo

[Anonymous No.54560920]

>>54560900
>"they"
take your anti-Semitism to /pol/

[Anonymous No.54560930]

>>54560916
Good morning sir

[Anonymous No.54560933]

>>54560920
no, i meant all you burgers

[Anonymous No.54560940]

>>54560920

[Anonymous No.54560941]

>>54560921
this graph makes sense.

[Anonymous No.54560947]

Let me see if I got it correctly. The only reason inflation rate is down is because it was ridiculously high last year right?
And even if inflation were to fall to 2%, all the high prices would still remain right? So we are getting fugged up the arse no matter what... what is this bullshit bros?

[Anonymous No.54560952]

>WISH
lol

[Anonymous No.54560954]

>>54560941
Yeah just a bunch of gibberish and a dump at the end

[Anonymous No.54560958]

Now everybody CRAB

[Anonymous No.54560961]

>>54560947
>what is this bullshit bros?
>all the high prices would still remain right?

you answered your own questions.

[Anonymous No.54560964]

>>54560832
The 40s-50s saw an era of growth not seen again until the 80s. And almost no one outside Wallstreet had money in yhe market. They all bought Fallout shelters and worried about a GREAT Depression that would be worse then 1929...

So the majority of cowards sat on the sidelines hiding during a period of exponential growth. Will it go lower?Probably. Am I worried about it? No not really.

Also the majority of Buy Le Dip peopke got wiped out 3 times now in yhe past 40 years or fell for literal scams. Boomers were fucking retarded man they never bought the dip and neither did there parents.

[Anonymous No.54560968]

Bulls have no idea how strong this resistance in coming few points on the SPY is, to go over 413 we'd need to breach 3 failed previous attempts in Feb and April, we're up against the 09'-19' line, check price action on 1h Feb10, 17, Mar03, Apr03, 04
This rally is over, it dies today, mark my fucking words.

[Anonymous No.54560970]

>>54560933
Only the subhuman West coasters are asleep.

[Anonymous No.54560973]

>>54560954
lol / 10

[Anonymous No.54560975]

>>54560888
Not relevant. While I understand you toothed into the market on free cash, for the rest of history the FED raised rates only when the market was growing, to avoid overheat. Which is where we are right now. The 3rd world is buying cell-phones and Tesla and Apple and US grains and Deere and Cummin's engines, and Lockheed Martin bombs. Even Blackwater is making good cash.
>>54560947
Anyone paying attention knows that real inflation was 25-50% a year ago or more. What you see in the official numbers is the FED letting the algorithms catch up without freaking them out. People are working, highways are packed, and we're developing new tech while selling massive amounts of combat gear and other shit.

[Anonymous No.54560977]

bulls are mentally ill trannies, no question, bears are good Christian men

[Anonymous No.54560980]

>>54560970
wo cares about them? NY is our stockmarket

[Anonymous No.54560986]

>>54560968
>This rally is over, it dies today, mark my fucking words.
screen shotted for you Bobo

[Anonymous No.54560987]

>>54560947
yeah pretty much, they will never go into a deflationary state because the government and private citizens and companies have all been retarded handling their debt, things will just keep getting more expensive we can only change the rate at which they do

[Anonymous No.54560989]

> nasdaq barely green

Go short or get rekt . 4200 was the top and we are heading to 3500 again

[Anonymous No.54560988]

>>54560980
There's also chicongo, but point taken.

[Anonymous No.54560993]

>>54560977
religion is a mental illness, guess I;m a crab

[Anonymous No.54560996]

Oil s actually attempting to go higher. It will ruin the CPI in July/August, lmao when Oil 2022 will be at 2023 levels. Lower cpi was obvious considering oil in march/april 2022

[Anonymous No.54560998]

>>54560947
Even better. The only reason it was down this month (in headline but not core terms) is because oil scamwicked to the 60s for exactly that long.

Now look where it is for next month's report.

[Anonymous No.54561003]

>>54560975
You are no different than a crack addict but replace it with line go up and Keynesian theory (which is false, watch what happens next, or dont, you are probably a chatbot)

[Anonymous No.54561008]

>>54560980
I meant "your" not "our" sorry, I'm not US.

[Anonymous No.54561013]

I love RIOT computer

[Anonymous No.54561014]

>>54560968
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.54561016]

WHY IS IT DUMPING I WANTED TO BUY CALLS

[Anonymous No.54561022]

>>54560968
Yes, but algos are legally required to buy. No matter the price.

[Anonymous No.54561025]

>>54560921
not only do I make money off of mumutard but I hope that you braindead faggot gambler going to lose it all

[Anonymous No.54561027]

So my call is just worth nothing now? I've never held options in a reverse split before. Can't sell it, can't exercise it

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561028]

What a big ass fucking scam this shit is.

[Anonymous No.54561029]

>>54561016
sell the news. this month has been on a bullrun already

[Anonymous No.54561033]

Man I thought I was FUCKED when CPI came out
100% YANG perseveres

[Anonymous No.54561034]

>>54560996
Oil isnt a personal entity, it's a CIA contrilled commodity, this thread is full of stupider people every time I come, nice friends, Brett

[Anonymous No.54561041]

>>54561016
slurp the dip!

[Anonymous No.54561044]

The fuck is this Jewish shit. Inflation is over so the market tanks.

[Anonymous No.54561054]

>>54561044
>Inflation is over
lol

[Anonymous No.54561059]

Here comes the waterfall, another peak called.

[Anonymous No.54561060]

>>54560797
FEELING IS GETTING WORSE

[Anonymous No.54561063]

>>54560996
Doesn't matter. They only care about core now. The entire goal is to suppress incomes and avoid a wage/price spiral.

[Anonymous No.54561064]

>>54560996
unless Biden can empty the SPR again oil going up

[Anonymous No.54561069]

UHOH MUMU

[Anonymous No.54561068]

>>54560987
Except if you look at the print numbers, you're clearly wrong.
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm
>>54561003
Anon, I don't get to make decisions for 8billion people in what they choose to accept as lords. I only get to decide where I want to see efforts.
I like advancements that help people live healthier, longer, and with more options to explore their dreams. Some people live to see an empire of rivers of blood, domination, and fear.
I know how to use those, but I really don't suggest it.

[Anonymous No.54561070]

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.54561076]

>>54560797
Yeah, it's pretty good ngl.

[Anonymous No.54561089]

KEK BAGGIES

> Verification not required

[Anonymous No.54561090]

Why isnt my BOIL order going through? Is no one selling?

[Anonymous No.54561103]

>>54561034
Are you actually that retarded to interpret my sentence in such a manner as to assume that I think OIL is personal entty like a living being?

[Anonymous No.54561104]

NASDAQ IS RED, I REPEAT NASDAQ IS RED

[Anonymous No.54561105]

>>54561090
Your broker has noticed that you're a degenerate gambler, and is finally cutting you off.

[Anonymous No.54561107]

>>54561069
Haha I thought I was rekt but it’s happening today!

[Anonymous No.54561109]

SOON

[Anonymous No.54561115]

[Anonymous No.54561120]

>>54561103
no i'm just posting bait to get the kek baggies bots in your thread

[Anonymous No.54561122]

We warned you not to get involved etc.

[Anonymous No.54561124]

>shit&piss shitting and pissing itself already
Can't believe I lost money again on this shit.

[Anonymous No.54561125]

Nipple reversal on the daily.

[Anonymous No.54561127]

what if i dont want to be a baggie?

[Anonymous No.54561129]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US JPOW SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54561133]

Sorry, freakshow, we're in a BONE SAW market

[Anonymous No.54561136]

>>54561127
get in the bag now.

[Anonymous No.54561138]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.54561139]

>>54561090
I think I’ll also buy one(1) BOIL for good luck

[Anonymous No.54561140]

>>54561105
Bold of you to assume i can afford a broker

[Anonymous No.54561142]

[Anonymous No.54561145]

I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED
AND YOU ARE
HOOKED

[Anonymous No.54561149]

>>54560494
It's going to be chill. I'll break even next month most likely. Buying VTI with dry powder to hedge my theory of higher for longer and no pivot in the room with us (the reason why I'm bagholding SQQQ like a jabroni right now)

[Anonymous No.54561150]

>>54561125
Do you guys love huge fuckin titties, too? Like massive, sweaty hangers that clap together, with areola the size of your palm?

[Anonymous No.54561152]

I bought a singular put for $18 yesterday because I was bored with my portfolio, it was down $18 at open but now im only down $17 lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54561153]

>>54561104
Good. If there's one thing that the last 20 years has done, it's overpay people to create shitty ways of pretending that humans are communicating while actually piping in heavily censored propaganda.
And the sooner the NASDAQ pays for allowing that to be the only investment points on earth (if they could have) the better.
Places like 3M have been returning 9 dollars on every dollar spent on research for 50 years, while META can't even make a better 2nd Life and Google can't even get me the local bar's phone number.

[Anonymous No.54561155]

are we going back to reality yet?

[Anonymous No.54561157]

But muh cpi was lower. PPI tomorrow will show you.

[Anonymous No.54561164]

>>54560947
We've experienced compounding very high YoY inflation rates for about 3 years in a row now.
So, yes. As long as YoY stays positive, it means not only are the previous increases remaining in the system but the prices have still been rising compared to last year.
What's even more ridiculous are the ever positive prints of MoM inflation numbers.

[Anonymous No.54561169]

>>54561155
legendary bart pattern. also checked

[Anonymous No.54561173]

>>54560947
Inflation on the month to month is technically down. However the sticky part of inflation (core) is not. Its only barely budged. At .4% monthly the fed rate is technically not even restrictive yet to force it down. Core cpi is felt strongest by the poor who struggle to furfill their needs. This is on top of record high debts along with a credit crunch as lending institution's slow their role. Bank of America is currently trying to cancel my mortgage because they are booking losses on it.

[Anonymous No.54561174]

>>54561155
Solid Bart, man.

[Anonymous No.54561175]

>>54561127
should have put them in a row before opening bell like we told you.

[Anonymous No.54561181]

Worst part is an intraday rally to confirm resistance is likely, if this day does not mark the top and 417 is breached we are going for a final cycle topping meltup before the big credit event this year. It would be profoundly retarded, which is why it is possible. Conditions favour the waterfall to 390-380 though, and it will happen unless 414 is convincingly broken today. My call stands, conditions given.

[Anonymous No.54561182]

>>54560977
I'm Muslim but also a bobo, I guess I have to take your side against the trannies as usual.

[Anonymous No.54561183]

GDP is expected to be 1.3% with inflation at 5.6% and stick, kek, absolute fucking baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.54561186]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.54561192]

>>54561173
>Bank of America is currently trying to cancel my mortgage because they are booking losses on it.
kek really?

[Anonymous No.54561197]

>>54561182
I dont need or want your help, darkie, thanks!

[Anonymous No.54561202]

>>54561173
>Bank of America is currently trying to cancel my mortgage because they are booking losses on it.
Meaning your home equity is negative? I'm dumb please explain this

[Anonymous No.54561203]

How is the market almost red on a soft CPI? We're about to have a soft landing so who's selling?

[Anonymous No.54561204]

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.54561205]

>>54561105
Damn, I wish my female broker would be that kind. Instead, she calls me names and gently punches me on my chest. Sometimes she even karate chops me from behind when I am focused. What the hell gives bros?

[Anonymous No.54561214]

>>54561173
>Bank of America is currently trying to cancel my mortgage because they are booking losses on it.
How does that even work?

[Anonymous No.54561215]

>>54561173
I hope you lose absolutely everything

[Anonymous No.54561216]

>>54561173
>Bank of America is currently trying to cancel my mortgage because they are booking losses on it.
First time in history banks are losing money on loans... lmao this wont end well. No to mention the crazy debt ratio people are living with.

[Anonymous No.54561217]

>>54561173
>Inflation on the month to month is technically down.
lol
where?
MoM remains positive.

[Anonymous No.54561218]

>>54561173
or meaning that their cost of capital is such that your low rate loan on their books (that they have to hold capital against) is producing negative profit?

[Anonymous No.54561219]

See how stocks are bleedin? tomorrow this wll go on.

[Anonymous No.54561226]

>>54561203
>almost red
mumu retards see +0.2% SPY and seethe that their 0DTEs aren't being pumped enough

[Anonymous No.54561230]

>>54561203
premarket was way up in anticipation and a bunch of retards sold on open for their short gains. It'll recover in 1-2 hours, I guarantee.

[Anonymous No.54561231]

>>54561203
Core CPI is absolutely not soft.

[Anonymous No.54561232]

>>54561197
Rude Christcuck. I guess your churches are getting transed for a reason.

[Anonymous No.54561233]

Wait, the crab wins again?!

[Anonymous No.54561235]

A picture for the slow kids at the back of the class.

[Anonymous No.54561234]

>>54561217
he means rate of increase is down, or maybe not. some people literally think inflation is not increasing

[Anonymous No.54561239]

>bears celebrating a market that's still green

[Anonymous No.54561240]

I got heemed

[Anonymous No.54561243]

>>54561232
>>54561182 (Removed)
I dont need or want your help, darkie, thanks!

[Anonymous No.54561245]

>>54561240
Have faith, you'll be de-heemed soon

[Anonymous No.54561249]

>>54561230
I don't get why people took profit here. Stocks are cheap. SPX should be at 5000 right now.

[Anonymous No.54561252]

>>54561150
well, yeah

[Anonymous No.54561253]

>>54561234
>some people literally think inflation is not increasing
many such cases on /biz/

[Anonymous No.54561259]

>>54560384
bankcucks...

[Anonymous No.54561260]

OIL?

[Anonymous No.54561261]

>>54561233
Crab always wins

[Anonymous No.54561263]

>>54561235
what is this supposed to tell me bro?

[Anonymous No.54561272]

Here's a clue, faggot mumus getting heemed. Look in the title of the OP.

[Anonymous No.54561276]

>>54561263
2008 Part Deux: Hot Shots

[Anonymous No.54561282]

>>54561276
capitulation

[Anonymous No.54561286]

>>54561263
There are better paying assets than mortgages right now. Bullish for small mortgage firms.

[Anonymous No.54561287]

Nice pump lmao

[Anonymous No.54561291]

>>54561260
About to hit 200Dma while up against previous failed attempts to break out of this range, just as in stocks its either about to run wild or break down hard. I think shot but I've got no bet on it.

[Anonymous No.54561293]

Jesus, bulls were insufferable. Pic related were you fags but 15 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.54561297]

>>54561276
>gave out some financial advice as twitter pumpers are getting arrested left and right
>panics and says it was the wrong thing to do after a sec warning
>people think this means the market is bullish
kek

[Anonymous No.54561299]

>WISH is down 18% today

who was the faggot who was shilling this yesterday and got upset when people told him it was shit?

[Anonymous No.54561300]

>>54561276
Imagine misunderstanding that mortgages where a great bet when everything else was slow because government cheese was paying the bills no matter what?
Your claws must have scratched too deep into your skull last time you cleaned your ears, bobo. You can see the curve up for what it was in the fucking chart.

[Anonymous No.54561308]

>>54561234
>>54561253
Change in inflation is the second derivative of price levels, you silly Billies

[Anonymous No.54561314]

>>54561299
you should only short stocks that are splitting

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561318]

>>54561293
Market is still green, your post reeks of copium.

[Anonymous No.54561319]

>UVXY climbing
>SPY crabbing
bros...

[Anonymous No.54561347]

>>54561318
Naw this shit reeks of copium

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561366]

>>54561347
How many times are you going to post that blatant forgery? You're only lying to yourself. Get help.

[Anonymous No.54561374]

Easter isnt until the 16 pagan fags

[Anonymous No.54561375]

DXY shorts are the real winners. Pure alpha.

[Anonymous No.54561379]

And we are recovering

[Anonymous No.54561380]

>>54561366

[Anonymous No.54561397]

>>54561028
>his DE puts tanked

[Anonymous No.54561403]

Who else here owns oil?

[Anonymous No.54561404]

Lol everyone covered their short the second the NASDAQ turned red. Can't stop the meltup. 5000 by H2, 6000 EoY.

[Anonymous No.54561411]

This oil market also looks lke it's going back to bullmarket. OPEC seems to side with Russia and they simply want to make money on oil as long as they can, since EU is banning combustion 2035 onwards.

[Anonymous No.54561415]

>>54560604
most cu’s don’t have large amounts of unrealized losses on their books from buying dogshit low yield treasuries and CD’s

[Anonymous No.54561418]

>>54561404
I'll buy the final meltup call when SPY>417, no earlier.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561420]

>>54561397
I still got 2 days, just wait, banks are going to report they're no longer providing loans to buy new tractors and I will be vindicated and make lots of fucking money in the process.

[Anonymous No.54561421]

>GFAI +40%
>KOLD +5%
>MARA +2%
>RIOT +5%
>CLSK +6%

Simple as

[Anonymous No.54561434]

>GFAI
I swear to fucking God it's like wackamole with these smg meme stocks.

[Anonymous No.54561439]

>>54561421
>>54561434
am I a fucking retard for shorting GFAI?

[Anonymous No.54561441]

RIP DRV

[Anonymous No.54561443]

>>54561434
Every other day some random stock with AI in the name has a retard pump.

[Anonymous No.54561448]

>>54561243
Your bigotry is disgusting and immature.

[Anonymous No.54561449]

>>54561420
Betting against DE is like taking a shit on a perfect homemade apple pie fresh from the oven. A bald eagle will fly out of a distant tree and rip your scalp off within seconds.

[Anonymous No.54561457]

WHEN IS RIOT DONE RIPPING? TF

[Anonymous No.54561465]

>>54561439
>low float, low volume
It's easy to pump that trash up so unless you're getting info from the boiler room before the rug pull yeah you're a retard

[Anonymous No.54561468]

>>54560410
buy puts EOD

[Anonymous No.54561474]

>>54561441
my entry was $47, and all it does is crab up and down. Big gay

[Anonymous No.54561476]

>>54561411
>EU is banning combustion 2035
That's only 4 major election cycles away from any serious consequences, or roughly 12 minor election cycles. If these people were self-interested, I'd say that's plenty of time to secure a very deep 401k and plenty of grift. I'm sure it's unintentional that they chose such a number, however, it's likely simply to give "the market" time to respond because they're all the best possible humans you have ever known!
Now where is that pizza parlor map they left me when they invited me and my kid?

[Anonymous No.54561481]

A P R I L S H O W E R S

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561495]

>>54561449
>implying the bald eagle isn't too busy crying over the biden administration's failures to notice

[Anonymous No.54561499]

>>54561481
>may
>june
Oh oh

[Anonymous No.54561501]

GBPbros

[Anonymous No.54561502]

IMAGINE HOLDING
BOIL
DURING THA ROOOOOOOLIOLIO

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561507]

>>54561481
April showers? are those like golden showers?

[Anonymous No.54561509]

>>54561481

[Anonymous No.54561513]

>>54561502
>he doesnt know how to buy the bottom
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54561519]

>>54561441
DRV still has a chance to get back up to 70- another rate hike and the upcoming mortgage crisis 2.0 (no one can make payments or hold such debt)

[Anonymous No.54561521]

>>54561495
they work in shifts
some are on hate Dems duty
some are on apple pie shit duty
there are bald eagles
enough
to go around

[Anonymous No.54561537]

>>54561513
>he thinks the bottom is in
utterly
fucked

[Anonymous No.54561561]

>>54561537
Im waiting for it still dumdum.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561580]

>>54561521
after i'm done with my DE puts, i'm going to take a shit on an apple pie and wipe my ass with the american flag, and there's not a god damn thing these eagles are going to do about it because climate change has made them extinct.

[Anonymous No.54561586]

>>54560384
Dear god when will the bank stocks bounce back up? My mortgage depends on it.

[Anonymous No.54561591]

Just paid for lunch. It really is that easy, lads.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54561596]

>>54561586
now that's some fucking irony right there

[Anonymous No.54561599]

>>54561192
Yeah they want to move forward immediately but its a dead persons house so some shit takes some time. I have to fill a document with the court to show who inherited it (I forget to to do it before) and then it takes a couple of days etc. I had the closing date set for 03/31 but they said process typically takes 5 weeks which is about this time. I have all documents in but that + I had to send in a fidelity statement this morning because they were wondering where some money came from. They IMMEDIATELLY wanted to cancel if I didn't close within their 5 week window.
>>54561202
The mortgage they are originating value is negative to them. I am opening a refinance for 168k on a home worth 260k currently based off real(tm) estate assessors so there is plenty of equity left.
>>54561214
They originate a loan, but they don't want to keep that shit on their books. Too much risk so they have to bundle it and sell it as an mbs. I think BoA origination fee is something like .42% or something. Extremely low. Costing them more to originate this in service rep time than they will make.
>>54561215
I will lose nothing and I will be happy.
>>54561216
Banks are melting down silently
>>54561217
the cpi is, core cpi is not
>>54561218
Perhaps I don't know the technicals, but I know they don't want to loan me this money if we can't immediately move to closing.

[Anonymous No.54561601]

>>54561598
>>54561598

[Anonymous No.54561627]

>>54561586
2024 bro.

[Anonymous No.54561635]

>>54561502
>>54561513
you fags just stfu and just look at the data

>>54561580
>DE puts
brain damaged much?

[Anonymous No.54561653]

>>54561591
why don't you show us your FRC and SHWB so that we're reminded to not be baggies

BTW, you missed GFAI again today

[Anonymous No.54561738]

new
>>54561736
>>54561736
>>54561736