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54553596 No.54553596 [Reply] [Original]

i have it all figured out boys.

>1. buy massive leveraged shorts on company with conservative customer base
>2. hire tranny social media faggot to "endorse" the product
>3. stock nosedives
>4. dump shorts

its foolproof.

>> No.54553610

>>54553596
>MUST POST ATTENTION GETTING THREADS
Kill yourself nigger.

>> No.54553649

>>54553610
>t. guy who posts threads about the lastest shitty memecoin with a pink/green wojak 100x per day

>> No.54553811

Damn that's pretty clever. I wonder if there is a way to induce this without being an insider.

>> No.54553840
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54553840

>>54553811
you don't have to be an insider. just hire the tranny with your own money and tell them to claim to be officially endorsed by the company. chuds wont actually look into it.

>> No.54553871

>>54553840
...And when the company immediately puts out a statement saying the troon isn't an affiliate? What then?

>> No.54553921

>>54553871
Then they either make it an official affiliate or the left boycotts them instead.

>> No.54553922

>>54553840
can't wait until the pics leak of her slobbering on a cock

>> No.54553936

>>54553921
Holy fuck. Youre brilliant

>> No.54553951

>>54553596
You can talk about this topic like a normal human, dude.
Seriously, what was Bud Light thinking. I get that the customer base is aging, but what suit looked at the market research and thought fags are in any way a new base to work with.

>> No.54553966

>>54553922
>her

>> No.54553980

>>54553922
It* slobbering on a cock

>> No.54554012

>>54553951
European owners

>> No.54554059
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>>54553596
Chuds aren't a big enough population. That's why companies cater to the left, the larger more powerful group

>> No.54554064

>>54553951
Decisions like this aren't made by "suits" who care about company profits, but by activist employees thinking about their own social status and political signaling.

>> No.54554088

>>54553871
everyone reads the headline. no one ever sees the retraction

>> No.54554109

>>54554064
Hard to tell. BUD has been losing market share to microbreweries for decades, starting with Sam Adams. They started putting out ads with negros, in an attempt to change their image and expand their marketing.
I don't drink the piss, it never tastes good once it warms up enough to actually taste, which means I leave half-beers all over the place, and it's too expensive to buy at 2x the cost when I can just get a local microbrew for a couple bucks more.

>> No.54554123

>>54553596
I'd toss him a hate fuck as long as he didn't do or say anything during the process.

>> No.54554259

>>54553596
Am i the only one getting massive Johnthan Majors, nigger that looks like saint floyd, vibes from this? This nasty ass tranny came out of nowhere and is getting spokesperson partnerships with massive companies within a week timeframe. Best part is all it takes is 1, ONE, just 1 controversy with this freak and wallah! Back to these mentally ill freaks getting hung from lamp posts while the rest of them scurry back to their speedrun communities like cockroaches

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>>54553922
I'm just waiting to see the cum sock.
that or watch them fuck themselves, I've been thirsty for suffering since I sold my hami bags like an idiot because I thought the dump would be too hard

>> No.54554463

>>54553840
cursed image

>> No.54554551

>>54553596
You can’t even tell that’s a trans person.