I am a Chainlink Fudder

[Anonymous No.54553257]

It’s time I be honest with all of you. I’ve been FUDDING Chainlink daily since late 2018. Let me give you guys a little bit of my backstory.
As I mentioned, I’ve been here awhile. Since the 2017 bullrun to be exact. Times were different then. Lots of different “gems” were being shilled, everything was mooning. I had a choice of which coin I was going to buy. REQ? Link? Ark? DBC? The opportunities were endless. I didn’t even want to think about buying ETH since it already mooned to double digits. After reading countless whitepapers I decided to load up my bags with REQ and Ark. I was so sure in my investment, nothing else on this board was going to change my mind. Then it all came crashing down. Both of my investments became a mere fraction of what they were. I thought to myself “it’s okay, we’ll come back during the bull market.” But at a time when I was reaching my all time lows, Linkies were becoming euphoric. Their threads thrived while I was alone in mine, trying to keep them alive. I hated them. My mind started to race with thoughts about them. “I’m smarter than these idiots. Why are they so cocky?” I decided I would go to war with them. I would be the one to single handedly bring down their coin. I launched my daily FUD campaigns, but the linkies only become stronger through their resolve. My coins continued to decline while linkies were up multiple times of their original investments. I didn’t know what to think. “They’re WRONG! I’m RIGHT!” Then 2020 came… Link mooned to new heights and I felt utter despair. I was broken. My hair started falling out, I would cry at night, I gained 60+ pounds from stress eating. I started to project my insecurities onto the Linkies. I became obsessed with them. All I could think about were Link marines.

[Anonymous No.54553266]

(Now we’re getting closer to recent history so some of you might recognize my campaigns) I started to call them cuckolds. “That’s it! They’re paypigs for Sergey!” Even though I knew it sucked, I continued with this campaign. I spammed nonstop with little reaction. “Cuck, Cuck!, you guys are cucks!” The lack of responses would send me into a deep rage. Then one night after crying, I was thinking
>“How did they know? Maybe they’re smarter than me?”
>”NO!”
>”They are.”
>”THEY ARE NOT!”
Back and forth I argued with what seemed like two separate entities when I finally came to the realization. I'm a pathetic pile of trash that was created to serve the superior Link Marines. I realized why my subconscious wanted to create that “Link Cuck” narrative. The truth was that I was the one that wanted to be KEKED. I want to be KEKED by Link Mariens. I am here to serve BLC (Big Link Cock).
I now ask the Link Marines to Please please please please let me come to the Yacht party. I will be your slave and do WHATEVER you want. Use me. Put cigarettes out on me. Sit on me.
Please have mercy for me.

[Anonymous No.54553280]

I'm a chainlink fudder, like all me fellow fuddies I'm a trans thing that considers xerself a slut for BBC

[Anonymous No.54553324]

>>54553257
>>54553280
Hi! Im going to have a lot of fun with both of you one day.

[Anonymous No.54553401]

>>54553257
>>54553266
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.54553425]

>FUCK YOU FUDDERS PAY FOR MY ESTROGEN!!!!

[Anonymous No.54553454]

>some stink fag actually typed all that shit out

[Anonymous No.54553524]

>>54553425
>>54553454
Projecting

[Anonymous No.54553564]

>>54553257
I'm not reading all that.

[Anonymous No.54553592]

>>54553257
basedo incel manifesto

[Anonymous No.54553935]

>>54553257
I was half in LINK and half in REQ, then moved 80% of my LINK into REQ in the bear market... so I got to experience your pain as well. LINK is all that saved my folio. I should have had over 300,000 of them. I eventually gave up on REQ and started trying to accumulate LINK again and wound up with 40,000 LINK... but man, I had OVER 300,000 FUCKING LINK ONCE. I would have had $15MM at the height, not that I would have made it there. Plan was always to cash out at $2.5MM.

I made it to $2.4MM total portfolio. Never sold a single LINK or any other crypto. I'm dead inside.

[Anonymous No.54553990]

i didn't ready anything in this thread, but isn't link down against btc yt again?

[Anonymous No.54554016]

Some people in here are seriously mentally ill

[Anonymous No.54554048]

>>54554016
Doesn’t matter if you’re being unironic or not. Something is not right in your head and life and you know it

[Anonymous No.54554975]

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