/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54552691]

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54550655

[Anonymous No.54552711]

Pee pee
Poo poo
Verification not required

[Anonymous No.54552722]

>GOOG -3%
What did I miss? Did their gpt substitute fuck up again?

[Anonymous No.54552740]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[Anonymous No.54552743]

>after hours

[Anonymous No.54552757]

>>54552722
it said nigger after being asked to say something nice and inclusive to rival chatgpt (they/them)

[Anonymous No.54552760]

>>54552691
Recite your baselines Constable SMG!

[Anonymous No.54552771]

We will be getting our redemption arc. Remember when Japanese Real Estate was worth 4x than the US?

Just wait until the debt ceiling drama ends. US will have to issue so much treasuries that yields will have to go up despite JERMONE NIGGA keeps cutting interest rates. It will have little too no effect. That is when we strike and dump our US treasuries and YCC. China will join in.. US yields rise to 10%+

We will start another bond massacre that will dwarf 1994.. mubhahahahahahhaa

We created QE. We created YCC. Now we end it.

[Anonymous No.54552780]

>-0.43%

[Anonymous No.54552794]

I have seen an investment portfolio of him shorting indices

[Anonymous No.54552796]

>>54552626
+.59%, I'll take it

[Anonymous No.54552809]

MUMUS
R
STEERQUEERS

THA
GREAT
HEEM
IS
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN
ANY
DAY
N
O
W

[Anonymous No.54552811]

BUDDY, LOOK AT YIELD CURVE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.54552812]

>>54552771
The rise of the EAST> FALL OF THE WEST has ended... you thought...

Not it just started..

[Anonymous No.54552831]

How'd ya do today anon?

[Anonymous No.54552834]

>>54552811
GREAT DEALS
ON THA
TREE
FOE
AND SIX
MONTH ONES

[Anonymous No.54552837]

>>54552771
The problem is that I pay taxes in US dollars. If US dollar loses half its value, I see a 100% gain and then I pay taxes on 20% of that gain. I lose 10% of my position and what have I gotten for the exchange? Absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.54552846]

bobobros, what's our cope today?

[Anonymous No.54552869]

Stocks will never reach November 2021 levels until the mid 2040s.

[Anonymous No.54552875]

>>54552846
Bad numbers tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54552880]

>>54552831
An unrealized gain of $5.64

[Anonymous No.54552886]

>>54552846
Quit bitching, you won on the tech front today

[Anonymous No.54552893]

holy shit trading view upgrade mp from sell to neutral near close

[Anonymous No.54552912]

>$54.21
>0.00%
welp today was a waste.

[Anonymous No.54552924]

>>54552912
At least you didn't lose money

[Anonymous No.54552932]

Do you agree or disagree?

[Anonymous No.54552959]

>>54552846
Why would you need cope? SPY couldn't close at the opening highs of the month. It's ogre.

[Anonymous No.54552972]

if you don't have your entire life savings in stocks that trade like this you will never make it

[Anonymous No.54552990]

Why does the news keep talking about the death of the dollar.. They are foreshadowing what is about to occur.... Predictive programming...

Preparing the US citizens that their quality of life is about to drop off a cliff...

Brics dumping dollars... Japan dumping treasuries and ending YCC..

This is probably the BLACK SWAN event the yield curve was predicting..

[Anonymous No.54552999]

Head and shoulders confirmed

[Anonymous No.54553000]

>>54552972
That looks like $500,000 marketcap crypto price action.

[Anonymous No.54553007]

>>54552990
Dumb kpop poster

[Anonymous No.54553010]

>>54552990
LaGarde said they're rolling out CBDCs by October of this year.

[Anonymous No.54553021]

Why is the cost basis showing a different number than what I bought for?

[Anonymous No.54553025]

>>54552811
THA
STEEPENING
I sure am glad I sold my DE before lookin' at that and hittin' the button through the days and watchin' that sucker hug the ground today.

[Anonymous No.54553036]

>>54552990
Can you shut the fuck up about your Asia worship for 5 minutes?

[Anonymous No.54553041]

>>54552990
Dollar will be fine, unironically the least of our worries financially speaking even if it's ultimately still bad news.
This fucking death cycle of inflation and institutional money not handling anything but artificially low interest rates and Congress spending out the ass is worse.

[Anonymous No.54553042]

>>54553007
Whats in your portfolio? hope its not leaps on TMF.. uhhhhohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.54553044]

>>54552990
And what alternative will they use? Yuan is a restricted currency that can be literally manipulated by the CCP on a whim, so that’s off the table. I guess they could do a Silver or Gold standard like the old days, but how will that play out?

[Anonymous No.54553055]

>>54553036
Without Japan or 2chan there would be no 4chan...

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54553086]

>>54553010
central bank digital currencies are just a way for the fucking government to track your purchases and turn off your ability to trade for goods and services if they catch you violating wrong think laws.

[Anonymous No.54553088]

>>54552691
What is the best way to get a long position for natural gas? It's should appreciate considerably in preparation for the heating season, but I don't want to get liquidated from a temp slump in price

[Anonymous No.54553092]

>>54553055
Nigger most of the posters here don't even know who moot is. Shut the fuck up about your weeb origin shit. Does the site say .jp? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.54553106]

>>54553088
>long position for natural gas

[Anonymous No.54553112]

>SOXS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziKtUDrYmaY

[Anonymous No.54553156]

>>54553086
Didn't you get the memo? You will own nothing.

[Anonymous No.54553166]

>>54552771
what does a bond massacre mean
just tell me what to buy to get rich
thanks nigger

[Anonymous No.54553185]

>>54553106
Yes? It's the cheapest since 2020 when russia started to throttle supply in Europe in preparation for the invasion.

[Anonymous No.54553187]

>>54552771
The worst bond massacre in history was the most recent one. Nice safe 30yr securities getting massacred 40% at par value

[Anonymous No.54553191]

These niggas sick to they head piece
Three headed beast ... brings the drama to a dead cease

[Anonymous No.54553194]

I will continue to insist that you gentlemen consider investing in natural gas.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

[Anonymous No.54553195]

>FBI documents associate internet slang like ‘based’ and ‘red pill’ with ‘extremism’
cringe

[Anonymous No.54553200]

>>54553195
Gayest secret police ever.

[Anonymous No.54553202]

I lost money! I hate today!!

[Anonymous No.54553213]

>>54553202
you hate money
you lost today

[Anonymous No.54553219]

>>54553195
The FBI is a bunch of fags, started by that tranny J Edgar Hoover.

[Anonymous No.54553234]

>>54553185
It's going to be even cheaper

[Anonymous No.54553240]

>>54553044
>I guess they could do a Silver or Gold standard like the old days
It was gone before modern globalization, it would definitely be more reasonable to have a balanced tarde deficit and some levels of protectionism. The US would absolutely be fucked short term and I only say that because we're one of the few countries than can theoretically survive without imports.
Point is international trade would proabbly take a backseat to currency wars.

[Anonymous No.54553254]

the s&p is going to drop 3% tomorrow on sticky cpi print lol
get fucked mumu fags

[Anonymous No.54553255]

>>54553195
>old ass government officials 20 years too slow to grasp internet culture

In other news water is wet, more at 11

[Anonymous No.54553270]

>>54553195
The FBI since day one has always been essentially a gestapo designed to oppress the citizens to protect the governments interest. Of these faggy leftists were smart, they'd save defund the FBI not the police.

[Anonymous No.54553282]

well shit doompa into preCPI close means +7% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54553298]

>>54552999
adamantium support level at 2200

[Anonymous No.54553300]

>>54553194
I am with a natural gas boiler

[Anonymous No.54553302]

>>54553240
You could do a NGDP standard. 1 dollar equals 1/1000000000 of nominal GDP plus like 2% inflation or whatever.

[Anonymous No.54553304]

>>54553282
>what is exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.54553305]

>>54552999
and trips confirms it

[Anonymous No.54553328]

>>54553255
the youth are the greatest threat to the already well established

[Anonymous No.54553367]

I am about to sell all my SPY and QQQ and go 100% in GBTC. Please tell me why this is a bad idea? Bitcoin is at multi year lows and momentum is clearly switching positive. I am tired of making 8%/year returns in SPY while Bitcoin goes up like 80% in 3 months. Half my friends are already rich due to crypto and my stock portfolio has done nothing in that time besides 40-50% increase. I do not think it is possible to get rich investing in stocks anymore. There is not enough upside here.

[Anonymous No.54553391]

>>54553367
>Please tell me why this is a bad idea?
we don't like crypto cultists around here

[Anonymous No.54553392]

>>54553255
minecraft government campaigns...

[Anonymous No.54553429]

>>54553367
you're 100% correct but why buy GBTC? Either buy BTC or buy a leveraged product. Go all in on MARA calls, it's a sure thing 100% guaranteed. Invest everything you have. BTC will obviously be the new global reserve currency. El Salvador is well known to be far ahead of other nations when it comes to technological and financial innovations.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54553539]

>>54553367
Sounds like a plan. I'm going to do the same thing.

>>54553429
GBTC is the easiest way to do it in a roth.

[Anonymous No.54553544]

>>54553367
>about to
TOO LATE
O
O

L
A
T
E

[Anonymous No.54553575]

>>54552869
Equities are overplayed
It's the age of water and gold

[Anonymous No.54553584]

Another day another dollar

[Anonymous No.54553586]

COFFEE

[Anonymous No.54553640]

>>54553575
I will simply buy equity in the companies that own all the gold and water

[Anonymous No.54553672]

>>54553429
>El Salvador
Kek forgot about that shit

[Anonymous No.54553680]

The market will never crash if the market keeps energy on a leash. Bobos don't have an argument until we see triple digit oil again.

[Anonymous No.54553692]

Maybe buttcorn could return to $60k in not too long. Balance sheet is only down 2% and they're waffling on "tightening".
but then again unemployment should moon soon.

[Anonymous No.54553693]

FUCK COINBASE

[Anonymous No.54553694]

Does the mid in a bid-ask spread usually get exercised? Im bearish on BYND and want to do bearish call spreads (ex: sell $17 call, buy $20 call). However, the spread is quite large (see pic).

If you look at the pic if I sold $17 strike bid of 0.38 and bought $20 strike ask of 0.40 I would lose money. However the mid prices I would make $36.

In other words, if I make a bearish call spread @ mid prices in this very wide bid-ask spread will it generally get exercised? Or will it sit and not be exercised? Could also be a pain if only one leg gets exercised and the other does not.

[Anonymous No.54553714]

>>54553539
Shut up fag there's no reason u can't buy MARA calls in a ROTH unless you're stupid or a pussy or gay or a nigger

[Anonymous No.54553726]

>>54553694
You won't get both legs exercised at the mid. Unironically check the volume

[Anonymous No.54553739]

>>54553694
Volume that low you should just put a lowball bid at open and hope a retarded option seller needs liquidity

[Anonymous No.54553762]

>>54553680
We have no need for "an argument"...Mr. Market is about to LET MFRS KNOW
direct like.

[Anonymous No.54553786]

>>54553680
Oil already did its piece to get the party started. Now it has a life of its own.

You don't kill 6% wage or service inflation with pussy-ass 0.25% hikes spread out over a year.

[Anonymous No.54553792]

ok guy who offed someone, u gotta buy mp tomorrow
bullish on ticker FAT on cse

[Anonymous No.54553814]

Attention. I will be buying SOXS tomorrow. Or the day after. You have been advised.

[Anonymous No.54553831]

Could it be that I don't need drugs because I'm more sensitive to music and visual stuff?

[Anonymous No.54553843]

>>54553831
*nuances

[Anonymous No.54553853]

>>54553814
What's that guy in the pic doing?

[Anonymous No.54553870]

>>54553853
that her anonymous stock advisor.

[Anonymous No.54553880]

>>54553853
using a laptop computer while a lesbian in a mask is spying

[Anonymous No.54553884]

>>54553853
Hackers preventing you from stopping them from not not stealing your data. Free trial $29.99

[Anonymous No.54553896]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54553930]

>>54553896
And yet the FTSE is at all-time highs. Checkmate, boffins.

[Anonymous No.54553945]

Y'all sleeping on Starbreeze stocks, PD3 releasing soon and it's just steadily increasing

[Anonymous No.54554054]

[Anonymous No.54554066]

>>54553896
The UK genuinely makes me worried about how quickly and suddenly the US can lose its super power status

[Anonymous No.54554079]

>SHOOTING STAR
>CPI REPORT COMING IN HOT BECAUSE OF GAS PRICE SPIKES LAST MONTH
AW YISS
GET FUCKED FAGGOT BULLS

[Anonymous No.54554082]

My broker just revoked my ability to trade options after two years of trading with them without any issues.

[Anonymous No.54554091]

>>54554054
That's a fake
They wouldn't run a roller coaster like that in the snow

[Anonymous No.54554094]

>>54554082
Are you 4 figures or something? No reason to de-risk now that you have 2 years of experience.

[Anonymous No.54554095]

>>54554082
Robinhood or interactive brokers?

[Anonymous No.54554099]

https://youtu.be/gwE5x_cb4Rs
Shit n Piss to 3760

[Anonymous No.54554107]

>>54554094
5 figures, and they didn't take away my margin, just options
>>54554095
IBKR

[Anonymous No.54554114]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54554115]

>>54553945
Kek, my wife was a Starbreeze baggie from WAY back. Looks like they're really not doing much better these days than when she finally capitulated and sold....

[Anonymous No.54554124]

>>54554107
oof

[Anonymous No.54554133]

>>54554124
Fuck em I guess. Once my current calls are done I'll move somewhere else

[Anonymous No.54554139]

>neon green day for everyone but megacaps
easiest short of my life

[Anonymous No.54554146]

>>54554133
Try fidelity or TDA if you want a real broker

[Anonymous No.54554171]

>>54554146
>TDA
>real broker
Try RIP broker

[Anonymous No.54554176]

>>54554146
TDA is pretty great. I run a very small account there for my mom

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554179]

GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO
GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554191]

>>54554179

[Anonymous No.54554193]

>>54554133
happy to hear that, anon.
t. picrelated

[Anonymous No.54554197]

>>54553200
Checked, somehow they're gayer than the nazis

[Anonymous No.54554207]

>>54553270
The left love that shit, are you…simple?

[Anonymous No.54554211]

ME LUV YEN LONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG TIME!

[Anonymous No.54554217]

>>54554176
>is
was
do you negros not read the nootices?

[Anonymous No.54554225]

>>54554217
No tell me what has your panties twisted

[Anonymous No.54554243]

>>54554225
Schwab bought them and all accounts are being mooved to the Schwab shitty ass website.

[Anonymous No.54554274]

according to astrology tomorrow should be a pretty good day..... astrology just like all indicators are not 100%.. but looking kind of bullish hurrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[Anonymous No.54554280]

>>54554243
I knew Schwab bought them, but it seems weird that they would immediately kill off a major reason people use TDA. Are you saying they're getting rid of the app too?

[Anonymous No.54554283]

TOTAL ECONOMIC DEATH

[Anonymous No.54554293]

>cpi: stinky
>mumus: buttblasted

[Anonymous No.54554307]

>>54554280
thinkorswim is being mooved over but the rest is getting locked.

[Anonymous No.54554327]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54554330]

Another nice day. Worked to lunch then took the afternoon off. (or to be honest about it I sat on my ass from 8 to 12 and didn't do really nothing. Got one rush thing done before I left then that was it for me). The rest of the week will go by just as smooth; I'm running the show. My boss is out rest of the week so goody for me. (My boss is cool so even when he's there not much changes for me; I still nap,etc so ho hum)

[Anonymous No.54554333]

If you are long here, invite me to your funeral

[Anonymous No.54554335]

>>54552831
Up 2.3%

[Anonymous No.54554340]

i am bearish on crypto short term and don't own any currently but you can't ignore that the market is screaming that you should have a crypto allocation and that it is a distinct asset class from stocks, bonds, metals.

[Anonymous No.54554342]

>>54554330
thank you for the story boomer senpai. keep us posted

[Anonymous No.54554349]

>>54554307
Well I guess I'll move to RH until we find out if TDA can fix Scwab's tech

[Anonymous No.54554352]

>>54554340
what do you think happens to crypto in a massive, actual downturn?

[Anonymous No.54554354]

>>54554095
Anything but ibroken

[Anonymous No.54554360]

>>54554330
I look forward to your post on
THE DAY
OF THE GREAT HEEM
soon/ish

[Anonymous No.54554372]

>>54554340
Echo bubble.

[Anonymous No.54554379]

>>54554349
Man if they let the TDA team fix that wreck of a website that would be far better than keeping things as they are. Their research tools section is already shit, but you can't even see it at all on the mobile site and it doesn't exist in the app, even with the recent updated version (which is at least much better than before).

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554382]

GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO
GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO

[Anonymous No.54554388]

Looks like we're picking up newfrens here, must be approaching a decisive moment

[Anonymous No.54554394]

>>54554352
No true downturnsman.

[Anonymous No.54554396]

>>54554388
Summer is around the corner.

[Anonymous No.54554398]

Told you to buy BIG and you didn’t listen. Oh, well.

[Anonymous No.54554411]

>>54554379
I gotta think it's Schwab's intent. They specifically bought the brokerage that everybody lauds for its interface

[Anonymous No.54554449]

>>54554411
Yeah, but they could have been thinking just thinkorswim mainly, why not just rebrand the TDA site and move Schwab accounts to it instead? They should just publicly declare all of this and let people do what they want to do in response.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554453]

GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO
GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO

[Anonymous No.54554464]

>>54554411
or heck, they could just have both and let people choose.

[Anonymous No.54554469]

What do I win if I have an exact mathematical model of the human nervous system?

[Anonymous No.54554471]

>unprotected sex 6 times today/yesterday
>she cooked me breakfast and lunch
>BOIL up again today

Not gonna lie acting like a nigger is pretty cool. No cap frfr. About to go to the gym though I can't let these hoes steal my gym gains

[Anonymous No.54554481]

Anyone have the meme chart?

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554485]

>>54554471
there’s a tight little white girl that I’ve been cooming in every weekend for a good few months now.
Haven’t worn a condom since 2022

[Anonymous No.54554487]

>>54554471
>acting

[Anonymous No.54554491]

>>54554469
You could probably get a PHD out of that one if you tried.

[Anonymous No.54554503]

>>54554485
Based. I am starting to think stds are government propaganda because I've never had one and I've fucked some pretty questionable girls raw

[Anonymous No.54554512]

>>54554503
Poemanon?

[Anonymous No.54554525]

>>54554512
I mean aids is real but only fags and trannies get it. I don't think it's an std though I think the government infects them with it as some kind of eugenics program

[Anonymous No.54554531]

>>54554512
Don't insult Poem Anon by confusing him with KANG BOILNIGGER.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554558]

>>54554531
>KANG BOILNIGGER
I haven’t been coming here much lately. Please tell me more.

>>54554503
I know a chick that got herpes.
Fucked her with a condom.
No herpes for scoops n sheeeeiiittt.
Washed basically everything after doing that though kek

[Anonymous No.54554570]

>>54554558
>I know a chick that got herpes.
>Fucked her with a condom.
that's a man.

[Anonymous No.54554583]

>>54554333
The lack of respect for the indices is incredible...

[Anonymous No.54554606]

>>54554481
Yeah, log in to your broker and look at the chart of your all time performance.

[Anonymous No.54554611]

>>54554464
I assume the corporate hogwrestling requires that Schwab do something to make it seem like their tech is valuable, and that they're bringing someone to the table of this merger other than money. Incompetent people's jobs are at stake!

[Anonymous No.54554641]

>>54554512
Poem anon is afraid of talking to women

[Anonymous No.54554644]

What percentage do you have to beat the sp500 to get "the call" and blackmailed?

[Anonymous No.54554651]

>>54554558
He pied pipered a bunch of Anons into deep heavy bags by constant boasts over some successful trades and telling everyone that they hate money for not doing the plays he tells. Once the bags got heavy as fuck he got scarce and cut out all that bragging but now pops in and makes excuses and claims to have said things he didn't or not said things that he did, but still loves to brag about his personal life. He actually has a very poor understanding of how the ETF even works or the macro natgas situation, but had some very lucky timing despite himself in the past. He deflects any responsibility for possibly causing some ropings.

[Anonymous No.54554669]

>>54554491
More like a couple nobel prizes and about 12 PhDs but OK kid.

[Anonymous No.54554683]

>>54554611
>Incompetent people's jobs are at stake
yes, right on with that. we're dealing with a long established boomer operation that started out with phone trades and still has a lot of old hands on deck.

[Anonymous No.54554685]

>>54554146
what if I am a europoor? ibkr has been so far the only real choice for small time retail traders in the eu

[Anonymous No.54554700]

Finally the boring days are over. Tomorrow will be fun and volatile, I don't even care in which direction.

[Anonymous No.54554713]

>>54554669
Nobel prizes only go out to Jews

[Anonymous No.54554750]

SO
COMFORT
INSPIRING

[Anonymous No.54554762]

Forest. Quiet. Why. VVIX. 85. Why.

[Anonymous No.54554764]

>>54552812
That is something that has never happened and never will happen.

[Anonymous No.54554768]

>>54554503
>>54554525
>>54554558
Based. Biologically, a straight man cannot get Aids or any gay diseases. Jews made it in the 60s to scare whites from having sex and babies. But it failed as only faggots and negroes can get it. Which is why besides faggots, subharan niggers are absolutely infested with aid and STDs. Look at that french guy that had sex with hundreds of women and left 600 with mulattos. MF went raw with niggresses and no STDs despite african niggers being AIDs patient zero.
They tried again last year with monkypoxx but only niggers and sodomites got it.
Thousands of years of sex and suddenly theres a disease due to sex, tiny hats job

[Anonymous No.54554772]

>>54554750
Penguin ass looking lying stupid betccchhhh..

Everything she says is a LIE. her entire persona is a LIE. And she is bad at doing it.

Bring out AlAN GREENSPAN at least that motherfucker spoke in code and you had no idea wtf he was saying.

[Anonymous No.54554774]

>>54554583
Don't you know that /smg/ is always long on dogshit single stocks and leveraged sector ETFs so it's always just a few trading days from being OVER

[Anonymous No.54554776]

>>54554750
When will the credit crunch become transitory?

[Anonymous No.54554782]

>>54554772
>And she is bad at doing it
At the very least this. Just fuckin' terrible. That whitehouse spokesnegress could do better.

[Anonymous No.54554795]

>>54553680
>until we see triple digit oil again.
This summer

[Anonymous No.54554801]

>>54554394
kek

[Anonymous No.54554804]

>>54554776
When credit is a thang of the past because so is everything else!
PEOPLE
EATING
PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.54554817]

>>54554713
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.54554830]

>>54554750
Yeah, we've never heard that one before. Definitely going to listen and believe this.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54554851]

pretty sure my neighbors think there’s domestic violence going on in my apartment

[Anonymous No.54554866]

>>54554851
Based
>>54554776
Just before an unkown whale buys far OTM calls for no reason at all.

[Anonymous No.54554881]

>>54554750
History... History always rhymes..

[Anonymous No.54554886]

I work for a major bank. The credit crunch could not be more understated. Everyone knows it. All the major banker players know it. Prepare your fucking anuses.

[Anonymous No.54554891]

>>54554750
There's no evidence if you aren't checking

[Anonymous No.54554902]

>>54553896
Why is it always a picture of a nigger encroaching on a human female's space?

[Anonymous No.54554914]

>>54554066
The UK is bullish long term.

[Anonymous No.54554926]

>>54554503
STDs are totally a meme I've rawdogged crackwhores with scabbed out pusses and the only thing that's ever happened to me is I went blind for a week once. But that's because I didn't wash my hands immediately after and I rubbed my eyeballs. After that I make sure to wash my hands immediately after I bust and 0 problems since. Just dont fuck fags or niggers

[Anonymous No.54554934]

>>54554902
You know the answer.
>>54554886
Post proof fag.

[Anonymous No.54554946]

Look at this... we probably going down from bank earnings. First we get a fake cpi rally?

[Anonymous No.54554947]

>>54554700
Based and same, if it dumps I close the few shorts I have left, if it pumps I wait for it to peak and slurp more shorts.

[Anonymous No.54554973]

I was bearish on WELLS FAGGO AND BANK OF KEKAMERICA

Didn't know WELLS WAS PREDICTING THEIR OWN BANK EARNING CRASH..

KEKE

[Anonymous No.54555015]

>>54554973
the average drawdown per year is 10% or so, based on the market averages over the last 100 years. very insightful stuff

[Anonymous No.54555061]

>>54554817
He's right tho.

[Anonymous No.54555081]

you're all... you're all a bunch of smiggers

[Anonymous No.54555119]

>>54554750
Comedy unobtanium.

[Anonymous No.54555120]

>>54555081
Maybe, but at least my ID isn't purple.

[Anonymous No.54555129]

>>54554713
What about Bob Dyla...wait, Robert Zimmerman?

[Anonymous No.54555131]

>>54555120
Donatello colors bitch

[Anonymous No.54555143]

>>54555081
You can say "smigga" Smigger is our word.

[Anonymous No.54555154]

>>54555131
this is a niggerly webm

[Anonymous No.54555156]

>>54555119
WOW HOT WOMAN HAHA TAKE ALL MONEY PLEASE

[Anonymous No.54555165]

>>54555131
I love that fugly whore.

[Anonymous No.54555169]

>>54554973
Wells Fargo is fine. Bank of America is the only Big Four bank that has massive unrealized losses sitting on their books right now. Schwab, FRC, and a quite a few other banks would go down before them if it did actually get bad though

[Anonymous No.54555216]

CPI green but you better short EOD. next week will be stinky.

[Anonymous No.54555221]

>>54554946
if hedgies are short...who's long?

[Anonymous No.54555229]

>>54555165
>tear coming out of eye from the “spiciness” but isn't sweating
Wuht

[Anonymous No.54555241]

THEY PUT FLUORIDE IN THE DRINK WATER

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54555243]

>>54555229
>goblina genes

[Anonymous No.54555256]

i like Jameson
just goes down smooth

[Anonymous No.54555288]

Fuck this gay ass market. Fuck jewish banks. We need to overthrow this shitty system but make it so we are the ones raping lolis and stealing pensions.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54555294]

GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO
GO BITCH GO
>GO BITCH GO

[Anonymous No.54555311]

>>54555243
Thai and indians sweat like mother fuckers and they have the hottest food. Lmao mexican food isn’t even spicy. Jalapeno is literally the least spicy pepper that has spice.
That show is fake as fuck, it never looks like its actually spicy to the actors
>>54555165
My favorite part of her career was when Will Farrell fucked her on stage when she randomly ran up on stage like a retard. Ruined her career for a few years. So fucking embarrassing lmao

[Anonymous No.54555329]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54555446]

THIS NIPPA ON BLOOMBERG SAID
THAT YOU GOTTA PULL YO MONEY
OUT OF ALL KINDA PLACES
MIGHT AS WELL JUST PUT IT IN JAPAN
MIGHT AS WELL
MIGHT AS WELL
I MEAN
YOU COULD PUT IT
SOMEWHERE ELSE
BUT
MIGHT AS WELL
PUT IT IN JAPAN
JUST CAME RIGHT OUT
AND
SAID THAT SHIT
AS ONE OF THE PROS
ON THE CHECKLIST OF REASONS
TO INVEST IN JAPAN

[Anonymous No.54555581]

Does any of this matter at all??

[Anonymous No.54555625]

>>54555581
yeah

[Anonymous No.54555636]

Your portfolio is prepared for the upcoming lower than expected Inflation report right?

[Anonymous No.54555647]

>>54555446
Yup might as well just do what a talking head non-fiduciary tells you. Might as well give other people your money. Might as well.

[Anonymous No.54555660]

>>54555636
Yes, and I'm emotionally prepared for another daily -10% due to inflation.

[Anonymous No.54555678]

>>54555636
if you mean for the market to interpret inflation as bullish regardless of what the actual reading is then yes

[Anonymous No.54555682]

>>54555169
I can't even imagine something like Schwab going down. That's like Vanguard or Fidelity ceasing to exist.

>Safe and resilient

[Anonymous No.54555688]

>>54555636
I'm 2/3 SOXL/1/3 SOXS.
That pretty much means I'm ready for anything.

[Anonymous No.54555770]

>>54554193
These guys are great but I find their UI is ass cancer. I'll use them when I retire overseas, though.

[Anonymous No.54555773]

>>54555636
100% YANG

[Anonymous No.54555796]

>>54555647
Yen
biyo lo
seyw hi
varue go back nomu someday futcha

[Anonymous No.54555876]

You will own nothing, goyim.

[Anonymous No.54555900]

I just learned a lot. Basically the US is safe for the next 20 years because it’s in China’s interest to eat the Euro first, they will try to economically break up the EU over directly fighting the dollar

[Anonymous No.54555906]

>>54555682
schwab is the largest broker by a country mile so I agree (also I used schwab and it would really fucking annoying if they went down)

[Anonymous No.54555908]

>>54555688
sell your soxl tomorrow after CPI and buy more soxs.

[Anonymous No.54555914]

Should i be a mumu or a bobo? Which side is the most based ?

[Anonymous No.54555961]

>>54555914
You know

[Anonymous No.54555980]

>>54555914
*snibs you*
You should know better by now

[Anonymous No.54555987]

Bros, I got a job offer. I'm going back to the wage cage soon. Maybe I should buy some escorts to celebrate.
>>54553896
>>54554902
>>54554934
N

[Anonymous No.54556003]

>>54555914
mumus stand around in comfy pastures posing tough till Matadors run a sword through them. bobos eat liberal fag campers in tasty sleeping bag burrito form when they don't use hang bags, and sometimes regardless. mumus cry like bitches for all kinds of reasons. The only sound bobos make is letting you know that you are totally fuckin' fucked.

[Anonymous No.54556004]

only boomers use 0dte now

[Anonymous No.54556017]

>>54555987
>Maybe I should buy
The COIN calls i will be selling

[Anonymous No.54556027]

>>54556004
Neato gang!

[Anonymous No.54556065]

PLTR! i had a few opportunities to average down but i was busy waging and didn't put in more money into the poorfolio

[Anonymous No.54556075]

give it to me motha fuckin straight, motha fuckas. Should I focus on paying down my 6.5% mortgage or DCA into the SP500 in my roth IRA?

[Anonymous No.54556078]

>>54554914
I agree, but their empire falling like it did is a lesson for the US

[Anonymous No.54556089]

>>54556075
focus on the mortgage, the time to DCA is later.

[Anonymous No.54556102]

Is there a ticker on Yahoo that tracks the 2Y and/or 10Y treasury yield, AND has historical data for it?

[Anonymous No.54556111]

>>54553896

[Anonymous No.54556131]

I just had a visceral response to OP's image. I think I was a replicant in a former life.
MSFT, because years of playing vidya doesn't turn you into a zombie overnight.

[Anonymous No.54556160]

Anyone looking at merger speculation in this market? Specifically im watching MANU and FHN. MANU is for sale by the glazers who've owned the club for decades and are looking to cash in on the most valuable name in sports, meanwhile FHN crashed on the banking crisis but they have a deal to be bought by TD Bank for $25 a share. Basically im looking to jew people

[Anonymous No.54556180]

>>54556003
Bobos are an endangered species after this latest heeming. Bobo is always getting BTFO it seems like

[Anonymous No.54556187]

I know in my heart of hearts that we are due for a 20-40% drop and am invested accordingly
that is all

[Anonymous No.54556190]

>>54556160
I think that's one of the more odd things that happened out of the pandemic. There was nearly nothing that was bought up, publicly. It's like all the money was sitting in Google shares and nobody was sure how to get any capital to save a single business, or turn them into subsidiaries. And yes, I blame Alphabet and their bankster allies on the Street because that "growth" company has been hot air for 30 fucking years without a single dividend, and a government they should have owned in CA that did fuck all to make CA better.

[Anonymous No.54556192]

>>54556160
LSI has had a few buyout offers. PSA lost and EXR is looking to close the deal. I'm up like 40% on LSI and 7 on EXR.

[Anonymous No.54556195]

>>54555770
>These guys are great

[Anonymous No.54556200]

>>54556075
mortgage, until the conditions and morale improves. By paying mortgage you increase your equity that you can tap in case of emergency. You can't tap your roth easy.

[Anonymous No.54556227]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54556237]

>>54555773
Based

[Anonymous No.54556244]

>>54553680
>something happens due to banking credit crunch
>oil cuts again
Don't tempt them man

[Anonymous No.54556245]

We own you, your ours
We can shit on you from such heights you will think God himself has crapped on you

[Anonymous No.54556270]

>>54556187
>I know in my heart of hearts that we are due for a 20-40% drop and am invested accordingly
>that is all
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.54556281]

>Futes
Rippin

[Anonymous No.54556292]

>>54556075
Depends on your cost to date. Personally, I'd just find any mutual fund paying 6.6% and pay the mortgage using the divy. What's the worst that can happen? You lose the house, the bitch leaves you, and you live under a bridge making 3 day trades a week until you're a billionaire who eats squirrels and knifes a narc in the kidney at 2am, just to keep the creed?

[Anonymous No.54556294]

>stereotypical VIXchad

[Anonymous No.54556302]

Lads, things aren't looking too good

Subject: The Markets
>IV Cups: Weariness, disgust, aversion
>VI Swords: Journey by water, route, envoy, or expedient. Can also mean declaration or confession

>Event - Temperance: Economy, moderation, frugality, management or accommodation
>Action - IX Swords: Death, failure, delay, deception, disappointment, despair
>Outcome - The Sun (rev): Less material happiness, lesser fortune, lesser contentment

Seems the markets are tired and will decline soon

[Anonymous No.54556323]

>>54556302
>this faggot's doing diligence with cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjl4xcH-YhM

[Anonymous No.54556324]

Is ITM / OTM a static terminology on if your option succeeds or is it dynamic based on if you are selling / buying an option?

For example. If I sell a call, I want it to expire OTM worthless and keep the premium. Do I say I want this call I sold to be OTM or do people call this being ITM for my perspective as the seller (ie expiring and me keeping the premium, ie: me winning)

[Anonymous No.54556329]

>>54556187
based
&
soberpilled

[Anonymous No.54556336]

>>54555329
that needs to stop

[Anonymous No.54556339]

>>54556324
It's still OTM

[Anonymous No.54556341]

>>54555914
If you like roaming the outdoors, there's no question.

[Anonymous No.54556351]

>>54556075
Anyone telling you "mortgage" is wrong and doesn't understand secular inflation.

[Anonymous No.54556352]

Take what is yours.

[Anonymous No.54556354]

>>54556324
ITM/.OTM just refers to if your strike price is inside or outside the underlying price regardless of position

[Anonymous No.54556355]

>>54556324
It's the current price of the option relative to the current price of the stock, so the first.

[Anonymous No.54556357]

>>54556352
QRD?

[Anonymous No.54556362]

>>54556302
-0.5% MoM CPI confirmed. We close tomorrow at SPY 350.

[Anonymous No.54556365]

>>54556324
it's a trait of the option at a moment in time. the perspective of buyer/seller does not affect it. an option can have various moneyiness over time.

[Anonymous No.54556381]

>>54556362
Based on the asset bubble chart, we rally for some months until le crash happens (I'm estimating 4 to 16 months or so)

[Anonymous No.54556386]

>>54556352
I want a dog and then I can get white women

[Anonymous No.54556394]

>>54556324
>>54556354
>>54556365
ITM/OTM is properly referred to as "moneyness", as in "the moneyness of an option"

[Anonymous No.54556397]

>>54556362
>SPY 350
DO IT. FUCKING DO IT. I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAB SHIT. I WANT TO FEEL ALIVE.

[Anonymous No.54556404]

>>54556292
>pay using the divy
>increasing your tax load
just pay the mortgage until you believe spy is going to return 8% in a year and shits not over yet.

[Anonymous No.54556416]

>>54556357
White women fuck dogs

[Anonymous No.54556442]

>>54556416
>mississippi

[Anonymous No.54556452]

>>54556442
She didn't miss that pp!

>>54556397
I have a comfortable option hedge with a 1Y expiry and target SPY 250

[Anonymous No.54556498]

So wait I'm just supposed to save all of my money and put every last extra cent into the stock market and never actually enjoy being alive because I must save and then some day I die and the government just takes it all?

[Anonymous No.54556515]

>>54556452
Tonguing the covid lows. Interesting...

[Anonymous No.54556517]

>>54556498
Hahahaha, oh man. Heavens no. That's the peaceful good ending where this fake and gay empire holds together for the next few decades.

[Anonymous No.54556525]

>>54556498
No you only think that because you had no intention of living in the first place.

[Anonymous No.54556526]

>>54556498
Yes

[Anonymous No.54556541]

>>54556525
Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives.

[Anonymous No.54556547]

>>54556498
no
u list a beneficiary
u can put me if u want to
i won't get upset
or nothin'
or just someone u know that you think is breddy ok
or whatever
but yeah
that's about it
but think of all the fun
along
the
way

[Anonymous No.54556548]

>>54556517
Oh I don't expect to last a few decades anyway
>>54556525
Yeah I can't come up with any ideas for living

[Anonymous No.54556553]

>>54556541
Not sure if she's dressing up as the Riddler, or the forcefield tiles from Chip's Challenge

[Anonymous No.54556570]

>>54556526
>me when I make a post too spicy for the jannies

[Anonymous No.54556580]

>>54556579
>>54556579

[Anonymous No.54556858]

>>54552711
>>54552722
>>54552740
>>54552757
>>54552846
>>54552912
>>54552972
>>54553194
>>54553270
>>54553367
>>54553575
>>54553584
>>54553640
>>54553693
>>54553884
>>54553945
>>54554079
>>54554193
>>54554197
>>54554207
>>54554330
>>54554340
>>54554398
>>54554481
>>54554644
>>54554685
>>54554947
>>54555120
>>54555156
>>54555288
>>54555581
>>54555636
>>54555770
>>54555773
>>54555900
>>54555906
>>54555914
>>54555987
>>54556004
>>54556075
>>54556160
>>54556244
>>54556336
>>54556339
>>54556365
>1pbtid

[Anonymous No.54556883]

>>54552711
>>54552722
>>54552811
>>54552999
>>54553000
>>54553044
>>54553055
>>54553088
>>54553166
>>54553200
>>54553255
>>54553300
>>54553544
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>>54554333
>>54554388
>>54554411
>>54554611
>>54554644
>>54554700
>>54554866
>>54555288
>>54555311
>>54555688
>>54555900
>>54556111
>>54556200
>>54556244
>>54556355
checked

[Anonymous No.54556886]

>>54556858
SEXO