/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54548184]

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54544545

[Anonymous No.54548197]

>yes hello, I need to speak to the ceo of robinhood and get him to say the nigger word
>ok ill hold

[Anonymous No.54548198]

JUST FUCKING SELLL

[Anonymous No.54548201]

good morning

[Anonymous No.54548209]

Bought 50 FRC as my first ever stock, if it fails I will never return to this gambling shit again.

[Anonymous No.54548210]

>he's not all-in 0dte calls on the morning dip
L^MAO

[Anonymous No.54548213]

ded bread
ded game

[Anonymous No.54548215]

Short or long NASDAQ????? I went long but im not sure

[Anonymous No.54548221]

mumus
are
strong
independent
troons
that
don't
need
no
man

[Anonymous No.54548224]

>>54548198
Sorry, kid. Money pours into and gambles on the market every day regardless of price.

[Anonymous No.54548226]

USA BROS...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shootin' stars
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

[Anonymous No.54548229]

Look at that tail. Kek

[Anonymous No.54548237]

>down 5.48% on the uvxy
itsnover

[Anonymous No.54548239]

SNAP to 11

[Anonymous No.54548253]

>>54548229
Why do you people keep posting about BOIL? We get it already its a shit stock play with basically 0 upside, not like theres any shortage of those

[Anonymous No.54548267]

>BOIL

[Anonymous No.54548269]

>>54548226
I need the Chinese to pull all of their money out of Blackstone's real estate fund.

[Anonymous No.54548271]

I think the mushroom spawn I threw out after trich started growing outside and grew a big ass motherfucker. Will post later after the guy finishes marking property for braphog hookup

Repost

[Anonymous No.54548275]

BOIL is my heaviest and only bag. Been holding this turd since $8.70. Should I just cut it and be done with it?

[Anonymous No.54548278]

>>54548253
faggot

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.54548290]

>>54548253
We like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.54548306]

>>54548275
why the hell would you buy in that high? May as well just hold and write it off as a loss unless it skyrockets.

[Anonymous No.54548309]

>>54548275
>$8.70

[Anonymous No.54548313]

>>54548275
>BOIL is my heaviest and only bag
FUBO is mine at an average of 2.20

[Anonymous No.54548318]

There are two truths in life:

BOIL will go lower.

NVDA will go higher.

[Anonymous No.54548322]

>up 30% on CLF calls today
That's the way you do it

[Anonymous No.54548324]

>>54548275
tough call, my guess is it will probably at least get back to the 5s in the months ahead barring some sort of catastrophic natgas price collapse from recession or whatever.

[Anonymous No.54548331]

JAPAN YEN BROS!

Warren BUFFFETTA is buying the new BOJ... Goodbye YCC nice to have never met ya!!

[Anonymous No.54548332]

i look at graphs like these and just think - for what purpose
why would a perfectly good stock get pointlessly sold off in a bear market, if it's going to go right back up because nothing has actually fucking changed with the business

it's all just so dumb

[Anonymous No.54548336]

>>54548322
kick ass, blessed/based

[Anonymous No.54548337]

>bought boil yesterday
>today it dumps again
>getting random calls marked as spam
is this that margin call i keep hearing about?

[Anonymous No.54548341]

>>54548322
Welcome back CLF tranny. When is this shit going to 30 again?

[Anonymous No.54548352]

>>54548332
That is correct.

[Anonymous No.54548355]

>>54548337
it's the people who make fun of retards who didn't listen to the contract roll warnings

[Anonymous No.54548357]

Are there any stocks I can buy that will make the rest of the world... just forge that I exist?

[Anonymous No.54548364]

Why buy BOIL when you can buy FRC ?

[Anonymous No.54548385]

CLEAN SPARK CLEAN SPARK
OOOOOOOOHHHHHH
INTERNET COINS DOING A FUNNY

[Anonymous No.54548389]

[Anonymous No.54548396]

Warren Buffet is so bullish on JAPAN..

Bros YCC is removing... Dollar is going to crash..

HOLYYYYYYYYY SHIEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.54548400]

>>54548341
>When is this shit going to 30 again?
I'm just playing around earnings coming up this month. I'm expecting an easy bounce to $20. Alot of whales, bearish and bullish, are buying $25 strikes for may right now, so it could hit $30 on surprise news

[Anonymous No.54548404]

it's over bobros
https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1645784435676135424
the golden bull run is coming

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54548405]

Are we chasing LUCY or nah?

[Anonymous No.54548410]

I should have gone big on the arms market. 100% up on rhinemetall, with all of 2,5 stocks. Sucks to suck man.

[Anonymous No.54548423]

>>54548389
LUCY finally made it to the moon

[Anonymous No.54548427]

>>54548404
You know everything is fine, when they have to constantly remind you that there is nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.54548434]

>>54548400
Sounds like bullshit but I believe it. Digits confirm.

[Anonymous No.54548435]

Sold:
MARA
RIOT
CLSK
AI
SOUN
BBAI


LUCY +160% This market getting too clownish:

>Innovative Eyewear, Inc. (LUCY) ("Innovative Eyewear" or the "Company") (NASDAQ: LUCY; LUCYW), the developer and retailer of smart eyewear under the Lucyd®, Nautica®, and Eddie Bauer® brands, announces today that it has launched a new iOS/Android app called Lucyd. The Lucyd app enables a voice interface for ChatGPT on our smart eyewear. The user can ask questions to ChatGPT through microphones already built into our glasses and hear the responses through their stereo speakers. The app is device agnostic and works with many other hearables, including, but not limited to, AirPods®1. Additionally, the app may be used via a streamlined visual interface on any smartphone to enhance accessibility.

[Anonymous No.54548445]

>>54548405
seems too late to me once they've mooned

[Anonymous No.54548461]

lots o' GREEN
in the
SMG SHILL/MEME LIST
1/3

[Anonymous No.54548465]

>>54548435
What the fuck was Lucy? 52 weeek low of 7c

[Anonymous No.54548482]

2/3

[Anonymous No.54548485]

>CRISIS.
>FULLY.
>AVERTED.
3x inverse Schiff FTW

[Anonymous No.54548494]

>>54548461
>>54548482

[Anonymous No.54548498]

>>54548434

[Anonymous No.54548505]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi-OoLMBYGU

[Anonymous No.54548510]

boil contract rolling over right on schedule

[Anonymous No.54548529]

Why is Bitcoin up so much this year? I thought in the past couple years it's movement was correlated with the stock market/nasdaq but it's up 86% this year

[Anonymous No.54548538]

What time does yellen rape everyone?

[Anonymous No.54548542]

>>54548529
Because of liquidity.

China is rolling back liquidity. Japan will probably do the same soon....

China will probably have a bull market while US trades sideways.

[Anonymous No.54548549]

>>54548510
When today?

[Anonymous No.54548552]

what the actual FUCK was the price action this past hour. looks like a sine wave rotating every 2 minutes.

[Anonymous No.54548560]

gogo mp goooooooo i want my 1% avg per day till mayyyyyy

[Anonymous No.54548562]

>>54548549
Good lord, what have you been doing all this last week? It starts today and runs through the 17th, 20% roll each day.

[Anonymous No.54548564]

>>54548552
very fake and gay, the rektoning is coming after CPI

[Anonymous No.54548565]

you slurped AI yesterday and sold for 5%+ today like I told you, right /smg/?

[Anonymous No.54548569]

>tfw tried shorting Bitcoin because "it might fall"
>so classic contrarianism
>lost money
of course

[Anonymous No.54548572]

Fidelity tells me to stop swinging or else I’ll be flagged as a pattern day trader. I need a balance $25k
I’m a wagie I only got 2k

[Anonymous No.54548574]

>>54548552
This is a good sign, whatever you do, dont sell for the good of your homeland.
Sure we turned your homeland into a flee market but come on
Just dont sell

[Anonymous No.54548577]

>>54548565
no i slurped AI 2 years ago and am down 80%

[Anonymous No.54548583]

>>54548577
Bro, your DCA?

[Anonymous No.54548586]

Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.54548591]

>>54548552
Algos and institutions make their money by ripping prices up and down in order to screw over everyone who can't make trades in .000001 seconds

[Anonymous No.54548593]

>>54548209
take even more risk bro
trade in shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.54548600]

Huge buy signals

[Anonymous No.54548606]

>>54548332
Because all the big players have been using debt to buy their stock. So with an increase in interest rates and other stocks going down they are forced to also sell this to cover their debt,

[Anonymous No.54548610]

>>54548569
Try again and increase your bet. You’ll win eventually.

[Anonymous No.54548624]

>>54548572
this is why you do futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z9Mptbm_UI

[Anonymous No.54548628]

>>54548572
Disable margin, go to cash account only and then wait out settlements to avoid GFV.

[Anonymous No.54548641]

Come on INTC, go back to $33

[Anonymous No.54548648]

>>54548552
NYC open is always crap

[Anonymous No.54548650]

I bought another SPY LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.54548678]

>>54548215
I'm $35k short into nasd-ACK

[Anonymous No.54548679]

>>54548648
>crap
*glorious
(for heterosexuals)

[Anonymous No.54548684]

The Digital Currency Monetary Authority (DCMA) Launches an International Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC)

>WASHINGTON, April 10, 2023 /PRNewswire/ -- Today, at the International Monetary Fund (IMF) Spring Meetings 2023, the Digital Currency Monetary Authority (DCMA) announced their official launch of an international central bank digital currency (CBDC) that strengthens the monetary sovereignty of participating central banks and complies with the recent crypto assets policy recommendations proposed by the IMF.

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/the-digital-currency-monetary-authority-dcma-launches-an-international-central-bank-digital-currency-cbdc-301793163.html

[Anonymous No.54548698]

>>54548641
Intc 33? More like sub 20 cuck this Israeli computer

[Anonymous No.54548704]

>>54548684
Bro what kind of new site is that?
I ain't trusting it unless it comes from Fox news bruv

[Anonymous No.54548713]

Buy TSLA right now. SpaceX just dropped the new Mars mission video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=921VbEMAwwY)) and science normies are going to pump the stock again

[Anonymous No.54548717]

>>54548704
Fr fr

[Anonymous No.54548729]

>>54548698
you're a sub 20 Israeli computer

[Anonymous No.54548730]

>MRNA down 5%
What did they do now?

[Anonymous No.54548739]

Why has he suddenly stopped betting on America and started betting exclusively on (sic) anime? Does he really see the red sun rising, or is he just too patriotic to become a China bull?

[Anonymous No.54548740]

>>54548729
I damn
Dirty plays

[Anonymous No.54548747]

>SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54548752]

>>54548713
Excellent. Anon, who does SpaceX use for materials? I'm thinking it's too late to get in on full build combat equipment, but the companies making the paint or insulation for the engine might still be cheap compared.
Any idea where they source foils, insulation, etc?

[Anonymous No.54548754]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.54548761]

>>54548730
momo WILL be my wife

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54548767]

I'm getting fucked by LUCY

[Anonymous No.54548775]

>>54548739
NIGGA

NEW BOJ stated in order for them to lift YCC it will have to be done by a SURPRISE. It's going to be total rock n roll: babies will be shaking women will be flailing. Dogs will be shitting.

SURPRISE!!! RUG PULL THE DOLLAR!!!!

[Anonymous No.54548780]

>>54548730
...and not a single attractive one among them.

[Anonymous No.54548788]

>>54548730
Ugly bugmen

[Anonymous No.54548799]

>>54548739
He does this all the time. People think he's some kind and friendly guy, he's out for cash. If he sees a cheapie he buys it. Japan isn't going to stop being a world tech leader, and they're ramping production to outfit a modern navy and military.

[Anonymous No.54548814]

>>54548775
So what would surprise YCC abandonment actually do to Nip stocks in the short term?
Essentially, hawkish or dovish surprise?

[Anonymous No.54548818]

so how big is the pump going to be Wednesday when YOY inflation is down 0.1%?

[Anonymous No.54548819]

Can someone explain how TLRY claims 1million loss in impairments. Yet, somehow, when reading; the impairments are all built upon losing contracts with former business relations. No actual tangible meanings. Fucking accounting with craft going down

[Anonymous No.54548827]

Why the fuck would you chase Lucy dumbass?

[Anonymous No.54548850]

>>54548819
CPI was already leaked to insiders over the weekend and it dumped premarket

[Anonymous No.54548859]

>>54548814
It will be WILDY bullish. Japan investors will pull money from Equities outside of Japan and reinvest back into Japan equities.

Look at japans biggest bank MUFG... shit rallied when YCC cap was lifted.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54548867]

>>54548827
I thought it was easy money.

[Anonymous No.54548869]

>>54548819
WE
TOOOOLE
YOU
PEEPOLE
NOT TA
GET
INVOOLVED
IN
THAAAAT

[Anonymous No.54548876]

>>54548435
Further proof that right now all you have to do is just mention AI and your stock will explode, even if there's really no reason whatsoever for your company to be involved with AI.

[Anonymous No.54548886]

Hope you are ready for the 40 year nikkei market coming to a US indices near you!

[Anonymous No.54548891]

>>54548869
Official bagholder

[Anonymous No.54548893]

>>54548876
AI is the future.

[Anonymous No.54548899]

>>54548876
Fuck, minus the tattoos she really is perfect ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.54548905]

>>54548867
You're shorting it, right?
Right???
>>54548876
I'd impregnate the fuck outta her. Many times.

[Anonymous No.54548914]

>>54548891
man that sucks, maybe it's THE LORD GOD Almighty tellin' (You) to stay the fuck away from the entire "dude weed" energy.

[Anonymous No.54548927]

>>54548914
Nah. Just to never invest outside America.

[Anonymous No.54548933]

>>54548886
This is why I'm invested in 3rd world countries like Brazil.
US has no real yield left anywhere. At best you preserve purchasing power. Over in Brazil they've got similar inflation to here, but you can get 14% yield.

[Anonymous No.54548946]

>>54548886
you smell like a 4 figure LOSER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54548948]

>>54548905
i'm long

[Anonymous No.54548949]

>>54548914
Can’t wait until the tranny leaves the energy dept.!

[Anonymous No.54548959]

>>54548949
This market isn’t fun anymore

[Anonymous No.54548963]

Just DIE already!

[Anonymous No.54548970]

>>54548577
let me guess, palantir was your AI play?

[Anonymous No.54548973]

>>54548959

[Anonymous No.54548976]

>>54548730
>Last week, Dr. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, head of the World Health Organization, said the global body could announce an end to the emergency status of COVID this year. The U.S. is expected to lift the public health emergency in May, which will likely result in vaccine sales declining by $10B between 2021 and 2028.

[Anonymous No.54548981]

I may never make it at this rate.
>>54548976
I hope everyone whom

[Anonymous No.54549002]

>>54548981
>avg cost 0.12
you know why they were that cheap right?

[Anonymous No.54549009]

>>54548827

[Anonymous No.54549026]

>>54548209
>>54548364
FRC gang rise up!

[Anonymous No.54549030]

how does one find a decent the rapist?
also please buy MP slowly but surely, fighting!

[Anonymous No.54549049]

>>54548976
And people still think scientists are in it for the good of mankind. Profit, that simple. Jesus, look at those numbers... how can anyone take this seriously?

[Anonymous No.54549051]

>>54548267
thermal locked engine?
Engine got hot, fuel injection valves got stuck?

Spoopy

[Anonymous No.54549060]

>>54548981
US lifted COVID emergency yesterday. Tho it was defacto in everything except bureau paperwork.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54549104]

>>54549030
a decent rapist? i think those terms are exclusive of each other.

[Anonymous No.54549107]

>>54548970
talking about c3 ai but yes I also have the hippie scam
>>54548583
yes not as much as i should have

[Anonymous No.54549119]

>>54548927
based then
>>54548949
I thought the tranny got foored over the cleptomania

[Anonymous No.54549135]

>>54548267
transmission failed and locked in gear is what I saw. being that diesel operates on residual heat once it's warmed up, from that point it was the engine and transmission against the motor mounts with the time on the clock being set by the remainder of the fuel in the pumps, assuming they shut down the electronics successfully (and there wasn't a siphon effect).
Definitely a diesel engineers pron vid. CMI

[Anonymous No.54549136]

BOIL
HEALIN'

[Anonymous No.54549139]

>>54549026
>FRC gang
Staying positive

[Anonymous No.54549151]

VVIX still lowish
My SPY put credit spreads are still making money

[Anonymous No.54549199]

>>54548739
He explained his reasoning 3 years ago - it's a safe place to keep your money and still has a lot going for it. He's almost certainly lost a lot of money since then on this strategy.

[Anonymous No.54549202]

[Anonymous No.54549223]

>>54549199
think he went weeb and has a wifu? certainly cheaper than taking the old lady out every friday.

[Anonymous No.54549227]

i fucking hate crabs so much

[Anonymous No.54549229]

>>54548739
>>54548739
Rich people who are ostensibly smart also make poor decisions. He was basically doing a value play, seeing that there were a lot of undervalued distressed assets in China.

He was wrong. Lol. They were mostly dogshit assets.

[Anonymous No.54549239]

holy shit /bbby/ was right. it MOASS'd this morning

[Anonymous No.54549241]

>>54549227
have you considered real estate? if you're not up, you're down. no crabbing allowed.
>>54549229
a guy with Warren's cash should be able to tour facilities in person. or at least send a VP with a camera.

[Anonymous No.54549262]

mara is going to 12

[Anonymous No.54549274]

What should I buy? I have a lot of cash sitting around.

[Anonymous No.54549277]

>>54549241
>a guy with Warren's cash should be able to tour facilities in person. or at least send a VP with a camera.
Are you serious? Do you think they're going to bother doing boots-on-the-ground diligence at Berkshire? No, they're just going to diversify their huge cash float among many names, ignoring diligence.

[Anonymous No.54549300]

I just longed FRC at 10 trillion us dollars

[Anonymous No.54549311]

>>54549277
>plane ticket and eager post-grad
$20k
>.7% loss on 500 million
...

[Anonymous No.54549324]

>>54549311
It's just not in their process, no funds with such large AUM are doing boots-on-the-ground diligence like Jim Chanos or Muddy Waters does

[Anonymous No.54549325]

BOIL
UP
FOE POCENT
DURIN
THA
FIRST
DAY
OF THA
COONTRAC
ROOOOOOLIOLIO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54549344]

All those people who post here from The Reddit are on spring break. Comfy threads.

[Anonymous No.54549346]

>>54548572
Can u just stop swinging u bhenchode

[Anonymous No.54549348]

>>54549324
He owns a company who lives in DD against $4000 claims for auto parts. They practically corner the market on Private Dick.
It's possible, but daft, imo.

[Anonymous No.54549353]

>>54549348
>He owns a company who lives in DD against $4000 claims for auto parts. They practically corner the market on Private Dick.
I don't follow, you saying Berkshire is invested in a company that specializes in private investigations for auto part insurance claims?

[Anonymous No.54549385]

>>54549325
R-rollers..they can kontol us!

[Anonymous No.54549396]

>>54549385
Makes me wish I would have been stupid enough to buy in!

[Anonymous No.54549397]

Slurping this WISH dip. $0.5+ on earnings

[Anonymous No.54549422]

>>54549397
hory shet

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54549447]

I just got some DE put options. People don't purchase new tractors during recessions.

[Anonymous No.54549469]

>>54549447
One of the biggest agricultural economies in the nation is about to have a blockbuster crop yield because of the wet weather. And you're going short on DE? Lol.

[Anonymous No.54549470]

>>54549447
that should go about as well as LUCY did for (You)

[Anonymous No.54549473]

>>54549422
Big volume short. The 0.37 buy wall is strong though

[Anonymous No.54549535]

>>54549397
WISH is so fucking dogshit though, it's only use in the world is giving youtubers shitty video ideas

[Anonymous No.54549539]

>>54549397
>WISH
lmao.

[Anonymous No.54549546]

>>54549535
I am unfamiliar, but how does it do that? I consider that to be an anti-use, negative integers of use.

[Anonymous No.54549563]

So line go up or down tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54549589]

>>54549535
>>54549539
Open a short and post it then

[Anonymous No.54549592]

I would go short on farms. Lots of huge crop yields this season will deflate food prices. As such, go long on grocery stores. These grocery chains will have lower COGS (as fruits, nuts, and veggies will be cheap this yr) and the margins for groceries will widen.

Long WMT, Kroger, Grocery Outlet, Albertsons, etc.

[Anonymous No.54549597]

>>54549563
Thinking a stupid gap down into +2% day again

[Anonymous No.54549599]

>NIO

[Anonymous No.54549600]

>>54549239

[Anonymous No.54549613]

>>54549563
1) Bottom middle
2) Bottom left
3) Top right
4) Top left
5) Bottom right
6) Top middle

t. Dominos enthusiast for a few years

[Anonymous No.54549622]

>>54549346
Fidelity has my account locked for day trading trapping 2k of my cash. I only ever bought using settled cash. Why can't brokers innovate and fucking tell me something I bought is settled.

[Anonymous No.54549642]

These lesbians are having too much fun at the gym. Does planet fitness still have a triple digit pe ratio?

[Anonymous No.54549649]

Lunch time what are my free American brethren eating?

[Anonymous No.54549650]

>>54549622
Day trading is buying and selling the same stock or option contract in the same trading day. Selling a position with unsettled cash is a different trading violation

[Anonymous No.54549654]

>>54549649
fast on tuesdays for me. but it's refreshing to see someone post actual food for a change.

[Anonymous No.54549666]

>>54549654
Have a wonderful fast and stay healthy.

[Anonymous No.54549674]

>>54549622
>Fidelity locked
no, you did you dumbass. Fidelity gives you all of the tools you need to understand what your intraday buying power is, and gives you a bright yellow warning box telling you not to day trade if you don't have the BP available.

t. also got my account locked by ignoring the warning. Once.

[Anonymous No.54549677]

Update: road to one million
One week left, I've got $150K leveraged on loans from my family, in the best scenario I get to quadruple the shit out of this to $600k like I did once. One week left for the earnings season which happens over the course of 3-4 weeks.

[Anonymous No.54549678]

>>54549649
I never really grasped how much Americans eat brussels sprouts. Americans apparently eat that as their go-to "healthy" veggie. There are huge swaths of farmland in California dedicated to brussels sprouts.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54549681]

>>54549649
I have some homemade pasta sauce with sausage and peppers over penne. Leftovers from last night when I cooked for my gf because I love her.

[Anonymous No.54549685]

BOBO: ELIMINATED

[Anonymous No.54549686]

>>54549649
I have to fast, im having emergency surgery in a few hours
Turns out disc golf is literally the worst thing you can do with a hernia

[Anonymous No.54549687]

>>54549649
peanut butter with honey and oats stirred in

[Anonymous No.54549694]

BUY MY OPTIONS YOU CHEAP FUCKS !!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.54549700]

>>54549589
There are thousands of stocks to pick from. Most are not good longs. Most are also not good shorts.

WISH is an OTM option with a 2 year expiration. Probably worthless, but past the point of being an interesting short at any meaningful size.

[Anonymous No.54549701]

>>54548886
imaging fomoing in and buying the top in the 80s and being a baggie this entire time just to break even kek

mumus take note

[Anonymous No.54549706]

Phoneposting from gym, sorry not giving (you)s where due
I only ever did cash trade (only thing I could do and finish a trade). Bought some options and sold them next day to go completely liquid. I was then locked.

[Anonymous No.54549713]

>>54549642
No idea about planet fitness but weight watchers mooning. WW > PLNT

>>54549649
oprah eating good today. Grilled Twinkies with a side of doritos with a splash of koolwhip topped with a maraschino cherry

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54549717]

>>54549678
I like mine sauteed in olive oil with garlic and rosemary.

[Anonymous No.54549722]

>>54548876
My wife isn't much different. I am a very lucky man.

[Anonymous No.54549723]

>>54548981
start with only buying options with a delta of .5 in the position you think it will go. Youre literally gambling once it gets undtmxyjer .3

[Anonymous No.54549742]

>>54549717
What are some foods (vegetable or pulse based dishes) that everyday Americans eat when they want to be "healthy"? Besides brussel sprouts and le heckin caesar salad

[Anonymous No.54549745]

>>54549325
>CONTAGO CONTAGO CONTAGO

[Anonymous No.54549749]

>>54549722
she has wide boobs that look in different directions and fold into her armpits?

[Anonymous No.54549764]

Dark Dividends

[Anonymous No.54549776]

it's so crazy to turn on CNBC and see them shilling the same REIT they've been paid to talk about for the last 4 weeks while crypto miners have been mooning nonstop since December

[Anonymous No.54549805]

is jerking off 5 times a day good for you?

[Anonymous No.54549807]

Oil bros, they can't keep us locked up forever

[Anonymous No.54549817]

>>54549745
>con taNgo

I like my Tang-O with KOLD ice plz

[Anonymous No.54549837]

>>54549776
by the time they mention MARA or RIOT it's time to sell. maybe you should short this REIT for credit crunch part deux

[Anonymous No.54549838]

>>54549749
Just a little, yeah

[Anonymous No.54549851]

So what is the price gold needs to hit for the market to break now? I'm surprised things are still this calm considering the freak out last time it hit 2K.

[Anonymous No.54549854]

>>54549805
No you should be at least at 7

[Anonymous No.54549860]

BOIL
DONE WENT
FROM
FOE POCENT
TO JUST
FOE CENT
O'
GAIN

[Anonymous No.54549873]

>>54549860
English, please.

[Anonymous No.54549879]

>>54549776
which REIT? O?

[Anonymous No.54549891]

Based britain saying no way to indian doctor's and maintaining their pay to save money. Once a British subject. Always.

[Anonymous No.54549892]

>30 to 1 reverse stock split on WISH
I closed out all of my options up or flat, but I just took a hit selling those shares. Nigger nigger faggot nigger

[Anonymous No.54549899]

>>54549873
FADE THE PUMP FOR CON-TANGO

[Anonymous No.54549902]

>>54549805
The appropriate amount is to fap every single time you want to and no more. Never hold yourself back when you feel the urge, that just means you'll be wearing a chain that will drag down your decision-making until you can get your next fap.

[Anonymous No.54549912]

>>54549854

[Anonymous No.54549932]

>>54549873
EAT SHIT
NON US
INVESTMENT SUPPORTING
NIGGER FAGGOT
BUFFETT
AS
WELL

[Anonymous No.54549951]

>>54549892
Well, you were warned.

[Anonymous No.54549954]

Easter isnt until the 16th you pagan faggots

[Anonymous No.54549969]

SIGN YOUR NAME ACROSS MY HEART
I WANT YOU TO BE MY BABY

[Anonymous No.54549974]

> nasdaq -0.7%

My calls got heemed again . Im done

[Anonymous No.54549979]

>>54549951
Perfect for a squeeze
Lets get cracking apes

[Anonymous No.54550008]

>>54549745
UN
IRONICALLY

[Anonymous No.54550024]

tfw sold my calls before that death candle

[Anonymous No.54550027]

>>54549969
WISHIN' WELL IS BETTAH

[Anonymous No.54550048]

>>54550024
>tfw you outlived Prince and Michael

[Anonymous No.54550056]

>>54549951
Stats were up and earnings were EoM and bullish. Faggot shareholders voted to reverse split yesterday. Got out with only a haircut, but fuck those niggers for not waiting a few more weeks

[Anonymous No.54550060]

Peak gay sex season is approaching. SIGA

[Anonymous No.54550073]

CPI report when?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54550085]

>>54549742
Those 100 calorie individually wrapped cookie packages and diet coke.

[Anonymous No.54550086]

>>54550024
what death candle

[Anonymous No.54550092]

>>54550060
Someones got to mine their semen plastered shitsstalcites. I know a forbidden diesel stock for this.

[Anonymous No.54550108]

>everything green
it's over...

[Anonymous No.54550114]

Bobo just hold your puts until tomorrow. It'll be fine

[Anonymous No.54550117]

There was a ladybug in my shoe.

[Anonymous No.54550133]

>>54550117
Better than finding a roach in there

[Anonymous No.54550156]

>>54550133
Or a spider

[Anonymous No.54550159]

>>54549649
chicken salad sandwich and brussel sprouts. next time i make chicken salad im doing it without the mayo(aka toxic seed oil sludge)

[Anonymous No.54550210]

>>54550133
>>54550156
Or a ladyboy

[Anonymous No.54550212]

>>54549649
I haven't decided yet, decided to dry out this week and keep the boozing to the weekends and I slept like I was in a coma. A flat 12 hour death sleep. I feel very refreshed today.

[Anonymous No.54550214]

>>54550114
>suggesting bobos to hold puts into CPI
Absolutely devilish.

[Anonymous No.54550222]

>>54550159
Make your own and make your own ketchup. Olive oil will probably give it a more green taste so you'll have to spice it up.

[Anonymous No.54550227]

>>54549649
Chicken wings

[Anonymous No.54550229]

Why did AMZN dump so much bros? Cloud computing shit the fan?

[Anonymous No.54550231]

>>54549649
making soup with leftover ham hock from Easter

[Anonymous No.54550238]

>WWE
Will we see this above 100 again E gods or should we cash out?
Tempted to get calls again

[Anonymous No.54550243]

>>54550212
Just a status update for you: I almost broke something yesterday out of frustration, but I held back
Instead I bruised my own face, and now it hurts when I chew

[Anonymous No.54550245]

I don't know why PBR is pumping, but I'm ok with it.

[Anonymous No.54550250]

>>54550229
Slow down in aws. Its ogre

[Anonymous No.54550263]

>Housing is so unaffordable that banks are losing money for each mortgage they finance for the first time ever
>New data shows mortgage financiers lost an average $301 per home loan last year, the first time negative profits were recorded.

[Anonymous No.54550267]

>>54550250
kek I wonder how this shit will affect other AMZN companies like Twitch? I heard that they had to layoff a massive amount of employees and are already hurting for money too.

[Anonymous No.54550268]

>>54548184
Well? Explain this one /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54550270]

>>54550263
Shhhhh.

[Anonymous No.54550278]

>>54550268
it's quantum weirdness that can't be explained

[Anonymous No.54550300]

>>54550243
Oh you've moved onto self harm? Kek, I don't know why you sperg out like that, your life is considerably better than mine.

[Anonymous No.54550301]

>>54550263
Because they are getting slaughtered as yields reverberate. They need quality loans with high yields and time to bundle them and sell them as a mbs bundle.

[Anonymous No.54550302]

>>54550268
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.54550303]

>>54550268

[Anonymous No.54550314]

BOIL
THEME
SAWNG
FO
THA
TIME
BEIN'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc

[Anonymous No.54550321]

>>54550263
>Another sub prime crisis

[Anonymous No.54550326]

why is tqqq lagging futures so much, es already recovered and tqqq is barely moving

[Anonymous No.54550327]

>>54550268
It's called a reflection
>>54550300
I've turned to self harm to save money. I don't need to replace my face, it heals itself over time.

[Anonymous No.54550338]

>>54550263
The problem is that if rates go back down, banks will get fucked as everyone refinances.
If rates stay high, they'll get fucked by foreclosures.

Meanwhile they're underwater on their old mortgage loans, and the whole yield curve is inverted.

[Anonymous No.54550347]

>>54550327
>it heals itself
not when you have HIV.

[Anonymous No.54550356]

>>54550347
That's a good point actually

[Anonymous No.54550359]

>>54550347
Then this just proves that I don't have HIV. I've bruised my own face multiple times, and it's always healed.

[Anonymous No.54550373]

>>54550268
you have never seen an egg. only the light reflected off an egg. the egg does not emit light, only reflects ambient light, in darkness there is no egg. you are just seeing the light being bounced around. put the egg in a box blocking all light then hold it up to the mirror.

[Anonymous No.54550391]

>>54550268
How can women be this fucking stupid, pretty sure I learned how mirrors worked when I was like 4-5

[Anonymous No.54550396]

>>54550359
>I've bruised my own face multiple times, and it's always healed.

[Anonymous No.54550408]

>>54550359
Liston, son, when you get all frustrated, try to just remember to breathe
and do that instead of all the tardation.
breathe deep, full, relaxed.
bless you, son.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54550439]

>>54550327
This is the same kind of logic that Hitler used to justify the holocaust. Very racist and dangerous post right here.

[Anonymous No.54550443]

>>54550408
At this point, it's evolved more into a method of self punishment for failure

[Anonymous No.54550482]

>>54550443
there's no need for that, what you perceive as failure is still unrealized losses with great prospects for pulling back up. each time you self punish you are selling those losses.

[Anonymous No.54550484]

>>54550263
>Housing is so unaffordable that banks are losing money for each mortgage they finance for the first time ever
Serious question, how is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.54550502]

>>54550243
>I almost broke something yesterday out of frustration, but I held back
Instead I bruised my own face
Just strangle a small animal instead. The local cat shelter is great for this. Free stress relief AND a free meal after

[Anonymous No.54550516]

>>54550117
I worry about this every day

[Anonymous No.54550520]

>>54550250
To add now that companies need to worry about cash burn everyone is finally addressing years of infra debt. The company I work for saved something like 30K/year because they finally gave the Chinamen time (a single week) to tweak some configurations.

[Anonymous No.54550545]

>VIX at 52-week low
market healed
recession cancelled
going all in on the SPY

[Anonymous No.54550558]

>>54549954
Based Fren

[Anonymous No.54550571]

>>54550484
America no longer produces anything and hasn't for about 30ish years. Since then, our "economy" is based on us selling our homes & stuff to each other at ever increasing prices and fueled by the endless printing press of the Fed. We have a fake "prosperous" economy. It's nearing the end game where this fake economy is going to collapse. make sure you have plenty of bullets and canned goods on hand.

[Anonymous No.54550576]

>>54549805
Rookie numbers

[Anonymous No.54550582]

>BPT
Damnit I always miss the slurp

[Anonymous No.54550597]

It's a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.54550609]

hoooooly shit dood, no volume at all today
what should I make of this gapup on MP?
i say the rally towards may earnings is a go, but who knows how far it will dump if the earnings are merde

in other news the xbi is crabbing like fucking CRAZY so thank god i didnt buy those leaps last year

[Anonymous No.54550616]

US BROS, ORANGE JUICE IS LIQUID GOLD

[Anonymous No.54550623]

>>54550243
based

[Anonymous No.54550624]

>>54550268
It's called a mirror (not a camera). youre seeing a mirror image at whatever angle you look at.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54550626]

>>54550558
>>54549954

Easter was on Sunday, you guys keep coming in here and spreading that blasphemy and we'll fucking nail you to the fucking crosses.

[Anonymous No.54550637]

>Housing is so unaffordable that banks are losing money for each mortgage they finance for the first time ever
>mfw locked in a comfy mortgage but still pay inordinate additional principal so that banks get less interest from me

[Anonymous No.54550640]

>>54550624
Zoomers have spent their whole lives around cameras and screens. They are are incapable of seeing a surface where the image changes and not assuming it's some kind of camera & screen contraption. This is a defect with zoomers at a genetic level. It is incurable.

[Anonymous No.54550660]

>>54550655
>>54550655

[Anonymous No.54550689]

>>54550327
>heals itself over time.
Actually since your bones grow till you die, you're creating a fucked up structure which will make your life even harder, because being ugly is the cardinal social sin.

[Anonymous No.54550692]

>>54550268
But how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

[Anonymous No.54550693]

how long until everything takes a big fat stinky dump
new paradigm posters need not apply

[Anonymous No.54550700]

>>54550660
enough with this early baking

[Anonymous No.54550708]

>>54549879
BXP
>>54549837
yeah i get the point of something like CNBC but it's still surreal to wake up and check my port and see crypto popping and then watch them talk about fucking office real estate in 2023

[Anonymous No.54550736]

>>54550571
Okay, but that didn't answer my question.. at all. Delinquencies across credit card loans and mortgages are at a historical low - so they aren't losing money that way.
I'm thinking it's bullshit unless you count unrealized rate losses, which would eventually turn profitable by the nature of how interest works.

[Anonymous No.54550751]

>>54550268

[Anonymous No.54550825]

>>54549026
Why do people have faith in these banking institutions? Is it just trying to profit off the short term bounce? I can at least get that

[Anonymous No.54550872]

>>54548435
>>54548767
>>54548876
>>54548465

LUCY PAMPING AGAIN +230%!!!

[Anonymous No.54550944]

Again with these aftermarket EU pumps, always these burgers...

[Anonymous No.54550976]

>>54550944
Migrate you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.54550999]

>>54550976
no.

[Anonymous No.54551164]

>>54550976
never.

[Anonymous No.54552181]

>>54550976
>letting the early bakers win

[Anonymous No.54554367]

>>54550976
we will never leave.

[Anonymous No.54555698]

>>54548876
why is it that women keep thinking they're going to have children when they're over 20 years past peak fertility

[Anonymous No.54556720]