/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54541307]

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54537277

[Anonymous No.54541322]

We are living in CRAB CITY.

[Anonymous No.54541336]

>go on yahoo finance
>find article about recession
>literally every comment is redpilled as fuck
are the normies waking up?

[Anonymous No.54541338]

MUMUS
R
GAYFUS

[Anonymous No.54541358]

>>54541307
FRIST

[Anonymous No.54541360]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54541370]

>>54541336
yahoo comments always tear apart these NWO journalists. better than 4chan sometimes with how clearly they make their point.

[Anonymous No.54541372]

Boilfags ready for tomorrow’s rollover?

[Anonymous No.54541373]

>>54541336
Yahoo Finance is Based as fuck. I'd go so far as to say the comment section is better than here.

[Anonymous No.54541374]

That whole concept seem so retarded as an idea but Lynch made it a masterpiece

[Anonymous No.54541382]

>>54541336
You know what happens when the normies wake up
>the end is nigh

[Anonymous No.54541383]

>>54541360
calls?

[Anonymous No.54541385]

Whats the edition?

[Anonymous No.54541389]

>mfw "smart money" is totally missing this rally
>mfw I have no face

[Anonymous No.54541392]

>>54541276
>>54541276
Anon let me tell you a few things that sit firmly in the eternal 2 weeks.

>China entering disputed waters
>Nuclear weapons
>some disaster destroying California
>World Super powers coming to direct blows
>Israel and the Middle East doing anything that matters
>United States hyperinflation and total economic destruction
>Solar Storms
>Asteroids
>anything involving Korea, Taiwan, Canada, Australia or Japan

If the news is reporting on it then it has been priced in 2 weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.54541398]

>>54541360
>You bought calls right anon?
I bought...shares
*pukes*
*slips in puke*

[Anonymous No.54541399]

If the market is going to bear can it fucking happen already? Tired of waiting.

[Anonymous No.54541400]

>>54541392
Don't forget Russia or Ukraine doing absolutely anything.

[Anonymous No.54541410]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54541428]

>>54541336
Reminds me of news segments during covid and early Biden days
Full of dislikes and negative comments kek

[Anonymous No.54541447]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65225985.amp
>On 4 March, following an argument about the war in Ukraine on a Discord server frequented by players of the computer game Minecraft, one user wrote "here, have some leaked documents", before posting 10 of them.
Now that the war is ending, are you ready for the bull market? In Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.54541452]

[Anonymous No.54541474]

this is fine

[Anonymous No.54541477]

>>54541400
That one is fairly new but agreed. It's essentially the new Iraqi War where everyone is like OH NYO WW3 in 2 WEEKS!

Gosh that was a time. Anyone remember the insane FUD peddling back around 05-07 where History Channel had 10 different shows pondering if the world was ending and all that muh Mayan calendar shit. Then the second something actually happens the whole system fucking panics and the media suddenly gets VERY positive.

>>54541452
Just 2 weeks am I right fellow chosen Bankers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtFyP0qy9XU

[Anonymous No.54541517]

>>54541474
I hate the bond market
>oh no this thing is fluctuating 2% everything is all over
kys

[Anonymous No.54541542]

Fundamentals don't matter, only slurpers.
And they will never run out of money

[Anonymous No.54541548]

Are we KOLD or BOIL gang

[Anonymous No.54541551]

>>54541548
BOIL
Obviously.

[Anonymous No.54541557]

>>54541336
No, it's just me IP hopping.

[Anonymous No.54541567]

>>54541336
Yahoo has always been that way.

[Anonymous No.54541581]

>>54541548
>We

[Anonymous No.54541584]

>>54541548
I ain't got the balls for either, just watchin' the contract roll for the lessons. I might dip into an intraday and hit some crazy BOIL spike with a KOLD short if I spot it quickly enough and not too concerned with my DE position.

[Anonymous No.54541587]

>>54541517
3month-10year inversion has predicted every recession since it began being tracked.

[Anonymous No.54541594]

>>54541474
I like how the bond market knew how big covid was going to be.

[Anonymous No.54541599]

>>54541474
It has literally never been this inverted. Like, it keeps setting new lows. Hot damn.

[Anonymous No.54541613]

How do I become better than a dog so a white woman can love me?

[Anonymous No.54541616]

>>54541474

[Anonymous No.54541649]

How bullish would WW3 be for the markets?

[Anonymous No.54541658]

>>54541594
explain

[Anonymous No.54541660]

>>54541613
Why did she do it?

[Anonymous No.54541664]

>>54541613
>150million women in us
>one falls for the meme
the internet was a mistake

[Anonymous No.54541668]

>>54541664
>implying it's a meme

[Anonymous No.54541676]

>>54541658
Just look at the chart, it went negative, right before 2020, 4 months later the world was on lock down.

[Anonymous No.54541677]

>>54541664
>one

[Anonymous No.54541686]

>>54541613
I'm sorry anon, the best thing you can do is to get a dog and hope you can get some of its white woman sloppy seconds.

[Anonymous No.54541687]

>>54541658
The Market was set to go boom in October 2019. Some clever QU kept it going until February 2020, but then it went boom. Some members of the House and Senate were even being called to the carpet for abandoning ship on their stocks just days before. THEN Covid turned into a massive threat and we had to completely shut the economy down to prevent the spread of the disease.

[Anonymous No.54541688]

>>54541676
I wonder what we're pricing in now...

[Anonymous No.54541691]

>>54541687
>Clever QU
Clever QE. Like Daily.

[Anonymous No.54541701]

>>54541676
a common thesis is that a collapse was incoming and covid was a convenient way to collapse the markets while giving the jews an out

[Anonymous No.54541718]

>>54541688
I live somewhere too warm for bears so I will have to satsify my urges to own something majestic by getting an eagle to pluck up beaners chihuahas

[Anonymous No.54541725]

What if it's different this time

[Anonymous No.54541731]

>>54541658
>>54541676
>>54541701
It's also funny how it predicted the DotCom Bubble and 9/11 6 years before it happened.

[Anonymous No.54541758]

>>54541725
That'd be swell.

[Anonymous No.54541795]

>>54541372
It's going to do a 3x and I'm going to break even, right?

[Anonymous No.54541809]

BTC just touched 30K
is the risk on canary singing bull market?
or is it singing the death of the dollar

[Anonymous No.54541844]

>>54541809
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.54541847]

>>54541809
dollar down = stocks up

>>54541731
what year was 9/11? because i'm not seeing a mid 90s dip on that chart

[Anonymous No.54541876]

market has to pump for CPI so we can keep on pretending like everything is jolly. then after they can deflate it a bit without it being in the newspaper.

[Anonymous No.54541879]

>>54541844
Nootice muh dubs. 4 is the Hebrew number for the wilderness. In Hebrew, the title of the 4th book of the Pentateuch, which we Gentiles refer to as "Numbers", is "The Wilderness".

[Anonymous No.54541887]

Tesla will be looked back on as the biggest bubble stock of the early 2020s. People will not recognize much of this company in 20 years, and anyone holding thinking its a long term bet will watch their money disappear. Tesla has no product recognition on par with apple. Over a decade from the release of the imac G3 there is a strong community of apple fanboys that recognize and actively seek out these long dated products and recognize their nostalgia. You have people selling ibooks on ebay in mid 2010s or people arguing about the best ipod a decade after the release of the iphone. Tesla cars are built like crap being built even crappier. Once a legacy auto company like toyota or honda catches up tesla is done they will be just another auto company and the stock will fade away as elon walks from the company. They cannot secure government contracts like ford or microsoft they cannot build a physical presence like the apple store that still stands after multiple market crashes. The only loyal "customer" to tesla is the stock gambler that got lucky and like crypto gamblers they are a fad and not a customer base that is secure for long term growth. Tesla is worth less then 100 dollars a share and if earnings fail it will drop to 50 dollars and down to pre 2019 levels.

[Anonymous No.54541912]

USA bros... What's going on?? is this really the death of the dollar.... What do these guys know that we don't?

[Anonymous No.54541920]

>>54541887
Anyone holding TSLA will wind up holding MSFT after Musk runs it into the ground and it gets scooped up and turned into a true, literal powerhouse.

[Anonymous No.54541924]

>>54541912
Probably nothing, its clown market.

[Anonymous No.54541929]

>>54541876
>then after they can deflate it a bit without it being in the newspaper
>they can deflate it a bit
>a bit

[Anonymous No.54541931]

>Sony

[Anonymous No.54541942]

>>54541336
Yahoo is full of extremists and terrorists

[Anonymous No.54541954]

>>54541942
based

[Anonymous No.54541956]

>>54541385
The
ONLY THE LORD GOD Almighty KNOWS
edition

[Anonymous No.54541974]

>got alcohol poisoning again

[Anonymous No.54541982]

>>54541931
>Fully RIPPED chad
>Average looking roastie with flat ass and tattoos

Why do men do this to themselves

[Anonymous No.54541983]

>>54541924
I don't know.. about that brooo

[Anonymous No.54541995]

>Banks panic selling mortgages
>About as fast as the GFC in 2008

https://youtu.be/RVaKEIsY-CQ

So what will this do to normies in the long run?

[Anonymous No.54541997]

>>54541982
Being a Ghost of Sushi gamer brings you down a few points

[Anonymous No.54542011]

>>54541995
normies will liquidate everything in bankruptcy and slurp the dipperino

[Anonymous No.54542023]

>>54541995
>selling mortgages
but who is buying?

[Anonymous No.54542025]

>>54541995
Do you know any normies with multiple homes, or any with absurdly large mortgages? They're gonna get bailed out. Oh wait, no the banks are gonna get bailed out. Who cares what happens to overleveraged idiots.

[Anonymous No.54542026]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54542055]

>>54542026
Oh no now we have to stop devaluing our currency and printing money! How terrible.

[Anonymous No.54542060]

>>54542025
I love it when big tittied girls completely dwarf the flatties

[Anonymous No.54542106]

Can someone explain me this?

[Anonymous No.54542108]

>TRUDEAU NATIONALIZING OIL RESOURCES IN SASKATCHEWAN AND ALBERTA

Oil bros...

[Anonymous No.54542115]

>>54542106
Just a blip

[Anonymous No.54542121]

>>54542106
>aujourd'hui
Après moi, le déluge

[Anonymous No.54542137]

>>54542106
Options exercise

[Anonymous No.54542139]

>>54541974
>Feels good

[Anonymous No.54542144]

I didnt know how good milk could taste
>>54542025
this is hot

[Anonymous No.54542166]

>>54542144
>ID is ESL
now you know why they call us white people milkbreath

[Anonymous No.54542179]

>>54541452
>The bottom will only start after the Fed pivots
Check out the big brain on Grantham

[Anonymous No.54542195]

I don't want to live in the Joetown, bros.

[Anonymous No.54542203]

>>54542108
Justice minister saying he wants to rescind 1930 resources transfer agreement not same as actually doing so. This one is complex and both Saskatchewan and Alberta provincial governments are vehemently opposed to any such thing.

[Anonymous No.54542208]

https://twitter.com/sfstandard/status/1645528476898803713

Should I be shorting Whole Foods?

[Anonymous No.54542226]

>>54542106
>P/E ratio: 155.18

[Anonymous No.54542246]

>>54542208
No that's good business sense, San Fran is not safe nor profitable. Strong sign that Lowes foods corporate sees the writing on the wall.

[Anonymous No.54542273]

>>54542106
It's surprisingly common, not sure what causes it. Thanks for the pic by the way, adding it to the list.

[Anonymous No.54542275]

>>54542179
Seriously
>The market will crash when stocks go down a lot.
>We'll know the recession is here when it happens.
>We hit a bottom because stocks aren't going lower.

[Anonymous No.54542296]

>>54542179
Obviously someone needs to be out there reminding the mumus.

[Anonymous No.54542297]

>>54541995
l m a o
we are so fucked
the system is built upon expanding debt, tell me /smg/, what happens when the debt expansion implodes in pic related

[Anonymous No.54542312]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA4heQsi5yQ

[Anonymous No.54542336]

>TGA futures

[Anonymous No.54542355]

>>54542297
they activated hodl mode

[Anonymous No.54542359]

the jew fears the egg

[Anonymous No.54542361]

>>54542297
>biggest drop in 8 years
>2015
>the literal beginning of the Bull run

[Anonymous No.54542363]

I slurped TESLA today ... are we going back to $300?

[Anonymous No.54542367]

>>54542359
Based rebunk link.

[Anonymous No.54542381]

>>54542367
It's been pretty good at calling people on their bullshit so far but I don't expect it to last.

[Anonymous No.54542386]

>>54542108
>>54542203
Odds that Alberta & Saskatchewan petition to join the US?

[Anonymous No.54542387]

>>54542363
not anymore

[Anonymous No.54542388]

>>54542359
the incredible, edible egg.

[Anonymous No.54542389]

>>54542363
pssssssh

[Anonymous No.54542392]

Hope it's another red into green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54542395]

>>54542297
>Banks reportedly stopped lending more after SVB, $105 billion decline at end of March

>Banks are also giving up on car dealerships while delinquencies are rising higher and higher

>People's credit card debts and loans are at all time high while savings are at all time lows

>More countries like Malaysia and fucking FRANCE are ditching the USD, even more planning to join BRICS

This shit is going to have a massive domino effect and the fall will be loud as shit.

[Anonymous No.54542407]

>>54542395
Haha, yeah right. Powell QEs at the first sign of trouble.

[Anonymous No.54542426]

>>54542395
just let me know when i'll be able to default on all my credit card debt without looking too suspicious
Just opened two more cards, i'll be over 100k soon as they're maxed. send me an email

[Anonymous No.54542446]

>>54542388
If they tell me something
>causes heart disease
I assume it is good for you and you should definitely consume it.

[Anonymous No.54542487]

>>54542297
Bobo porn listening to jew hedge.

[Anonymous No.54542491]

Why the fuck anyone would agree to make yuan a reserve currency is beyond me when they're run by a literal dictator who can do whatever he wants with the currency.

[Anonymous No.54542498]

>>54542363
Hell yeah brother. Diamond hands

[Anonymous No.54542505]

>>54542359
War sucks, killing sucks, I don't wanna excommunicate them either. I just wanna change their culture. We should all be Americans here. If we were all Americans working together, our economy would be back on track sooner. In a few years we'd be humming again. I'm saying it might take a minute, but it wouldn't be all this faggot talk of collapse. Need more men with their nuts out just like the women be doing with they titties You heard me

[Anonymous No.54542518]

>>54542491
Hrmm, yes, why would they use the currency from an authoritarian country without rule of law?

[Anonymous No.54542540]

>>54542491
Who the fuck would want to use a reserve currency that is pegged at 300% debt to gdp

[Anonymous No.54542574]

>>54542505
The marshall plan cost a fraction of what the war in Ukraine cost and its done nearly nothing but slow our adversary down. Without ukraine and africa we would be settling mars

[Anonymous No.54542587]

>>54542491
Why is any fiat currency a reserve? It's a power play. If you fear the USA you accept their currency, likewise for CCP.

[Anonymous No.54542592]

>>54542540
>>54542491
They're going to create a basket currency for international trade, probably backed by commodities with consideration for China's production capabilities and import needs. Maybe even just gold backed to keep it simple. It'll work out long enough to get through the maelstrom of the end of Pax Americana.

[Anonymous No.54542602]

Pls gib option to buy that'll make me 2x by friday

[Anonymous No.54542610]

>>54542426
Apparently a bunch of laid-off H1-B's are debtmaxxing as their 90 day or whatever window runs out. Split off to India with your FAGMANbux plus six figures in bonus debt, live like a rajah.

[Anonymous No.54542630]

>>54542602
Flip a coin. Heads: SOXS calls. Tails: SOXL puts.

[Anonymous No.54542680]

>>54542505
idk man they already bamboozled me once with the ol If you work hard, you get a good life thing.

[Anonymous No.54542686]

>>54542610
i dont have fagmanbux i work a real job

[Anonymous No.54542702]

>>54542602
Wells Fargo calls

[Anonymous No.54542730]

I missed out so much by not buying COIN weeklies this morning. FUCK!

[Anonymous No.54542756]

>>54542686
Shit, and you're a citizen too?

I guess work on investing in citizenship elsewhere?

[Anonymous No.54542767]

>>54542574
>>54542680
They just pointed you in the wrong direction. They didn't give you enough information. They make up these sayings and phrases and we go around saying, "They say"

The market unironically needs Christianity
>>54542574
Interdast. I wonder if Bill Gates has the right idea in that respect. But I think it would be pretty based to let at least one African country create a slave dictatorship. It would be based for the world economy to turn some useless eaters into slaves Fuck what the fuck am I saying.

[Anonymous No.54542786]

>>54541307
How accurate are the Max Pain charts generally?

[Anonymous No.54542788]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54542810]

>>54542592
Yeah. Its just to put in place systems to maintain trade if dollars disappear like if the US continues rape hikss

[Anonymous No.54542837]

>>54542756
>"invest" in citizenship elsewhere
sounds jewish

[Anonymous No.54542839]

>>54542788
I don't care for thin crust

[Anonymous No.54542840]

>>54542407
I thought so too, but honestly? Its all feels planned out.

[Anonymous No.54542850]

>>54542730
30K BABY! MARA RIOT just needs nasd-ack to pump on that CEE PEE EYE

>>54537992
>>54539973

[Anonymous No.54542899]

>>54542106
Literally hasn't made a decent video card that isn't ridiculously overpriced in half a decade, I don't get it either.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54542900]

>>54542610
>based poos running a scorched earth policy to fuck over other poos on their way back the fuck home

[Anonymous No.54542901]

>>54542788
>too little pepperoni
>needs way more cheese
>not using superior garlic sauce over marinara
>bread should be much thicker

[Anonymous No.54542907]

u think he's right?

[Anonymous No.54542915]

>>54542907
No hahahha

[Anonymous No.54542932]

>>54542907
PEOPLE
EATING
PEOPLE

CANCEL
ALL
ORDERS

[Anonymous No.54542940]

USD is backed by lead
how many times do i have to say it

[Anonymous No.54542942]

>>54542907
Peter Schiff is a permabear, and I doubt a depression worse than the 30s is ever going to happen since the US loves spending. It ain't looking good though

[Anonymous No.54542963]

>>54541983
Do with this information what you will.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54542965]

>>54542940
based

[Anonymous No.54542967]

hey seattle glowies buy my vehicle, it's cheap you can flip it i got all the blood stains out its not stolen 3k sell it for 4500

[Anonymous No.54542974]

>>54542907
>even the twitter bear admitted to be wrong
Meh

[Anonymous No.54542978]

>>54542907
technically no, depressions result from demand crunches in particular from complete collapse of credit, especially when due to a lack of liquidity such as 1929
the incoming credit crunch is once again going to heem poors but not businesses or rich people quite as bad. also we have too much liquidity. its just going to be a classic recession; broad deleveraging, no innovative financial instruments mucking about, poors get wrecked and rich get richer

[Anonymous No.54542991]

>>54542974
He was being ironic

[Anonymous No.54542990]

>>54542967
lol were you the guy in the white hatchback on 167 driving like a bat out of hell about an hour ago

[Anonymous No.54543004]

>>54542974

[Anonymous No.54543026]

>>54542990
maybe, maybe not u wanna buy a car i need to get rid of it quick stop asking so many questions

[Anonymous No.54543027]

>>54542963
>If major indexes are rallying and the A/D line is falling, it shows that fewer stocks are participating in the rally which means the index could be nearing the end of its rally.

[Anonymous No.54543050]

would you guys dump your girlfriend for being bad at basic math and not having some basic good habits (like cleaning dishes asap to prevent food sticking on them and shit like that)? would that be too intolerant? we've been living together for almost 2 years and her dumb ass keeps crying about me making more money than her while making dumb decisions regarding her job (like getting another job that only pays 20% more (which is still not good enough) while being as stressful as the previous one)

[Anonymous No.54543054]

homemade lasagna tonight
whachu know bout bechamel sauce

[Anonymous No.54543062]

>>54542907
Weimar levels of hyperinfation seems much more likely to happen

[Anonymous No.54543068]

>>54542963
>>54541983
>>54543027

>bad breaDth

as long as the exit pump wipes out early bobos and late mumus then we can get "le epic crash"

[Anonymous No.54543069]

>>54543050
all women are like that
you have to train them via pavlovian conditioning, but it has to be all carrot
they get really butthurt if you use the stick

[Anonymous No.54543071]

>>54543050
if you can work on it work on it. if you dont love her leave. you should do chores, you will there too. but if she doesnt do her part she needs to get it together

[Anonymous No.54543072]

>>54542940
Buddy check Recruiting Numbers Computer.

[Anonymous No.54543076]

>>54542974
burry was just trying to provoke karma into proving him right
he's playing a dangerous game

[Anonymous No.54543079]

>>54543054
ask the frenchie: >>54542106

[Anonymous No.54543080]

>>54543050
>would that be too intolerant?
yes. i'm a nit-picky perfectionist myself and it's taken me 10 years in a relationship to realize i just need to get over myself. if she can put up with you, you can put up with her.

[Anonymous No.54543081]

>>54543050
just beat her

[Anonymous No.54543095]

>>54543062
so what you are saying is, oil to $1000

[Anonymous No.54543114]

>>54543050
Who cares

[Anonymous No.54543116]

>>54541594
Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54543117]

>>54543050
>would you guys dump your girlfriend for being bad at basic math
This chick either couldn’t add 150 to 70, or subtract 70 from 220 in her head
That was a big motivator for eventually kicking her out

[Anonymous No.54543123]

>>54543050
why does your gf have a job lol cuck

[Anonymous No.54543133]

>>54543050
You described 99% of women

[Anonymous No.54543132]

>>54543050
>would you guys dump your girlfriend for being bad at basic math
No, that's funny. I would roast her for it. Hopefully she's sexy I would fuck the shit out of her for being so ditzy
>>54543050
>not having some basic good habits
I'd definitely mention it, but no.. women are slobs. Just say that to her. "Lol women are slobs" better have a good delivery also.
>>54543050
>keeps crying about me making more money
I actually did eventually break up with a girl who cried to me about making less money than her friends

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54543139]

>>54543117
Fugg. pic won’t attach and upload.
apple products have really gona to shit lately

[Anonymous No.54543141]

>>54543071
>>54543069
she has learned a few things from me, but she usually refuses to help me help her when I tell her I could teach her a few simple things.

>>54543080
>if she can put up with you, you can put up with her.
I mean, we are not really too different, so, yeah. but the lack of math skills makes me fear for the future, since she keeps wasting money on shit while not even caring that I myself know a lot about that.

[Anonymous No.54543165]

>>54543139
gotchu senpai

[Anonymous No.54543181]

>>54543095
$1000 in Zimbabwe tier dollars yeah

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54543183]

>>54543165
good work, anon, that’s the one.
big tiddies on her tho.

[Anonymous No.54543250]

>>54543165
>flat

[Anonymous No.54543268]

>>54542907
These people only say this stuff so that on the extremely off chance they're right they can then yell "LOOK AT HOW RIGHT I WAS! I AM SO SMART! HIRE ME AS A CONSULTANT FOR $10k/HR!"
If they're wrong, then everyone just forgets and it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.54543272]

Set a lot of buy orders today, none of them triggered though
Hopefully everything dips a few % here shortly, that'd be really nice for me

[Anonymous No.54543281]

>>54543165
wh..what's that on the floor, bottom left..

[Anonymous No.54543292]

I went to Five Guys and used their soda machine to get Fanta Strawberry Zero, and it's.... not that good.
So I am officially shorting KO and the KO boomer

[Anonymous No.54543306]

>>54543117
that's exactly what I'm talking about. and let's not even talk about percentages/proportions...

>>54543123
we are poorfags

>>54543133
well, she's my first gf. also, my mom can calculate sums on her head just fine. I'd say she's even faster than me at addition, substraction and stuff. and she's not engineer or anything

>>54543183
>>54543165
oh, she was hot

>>54543132
I suck at talking. I'm not funny, in fact I usually fuck shit up when being direct, which is why I avoid telling her much, but, yeah, I've told her a few "tricks" on how to do this or that. but again, she refuses when I tell her directly that I could teach her some things.
I'm kinda autistic and really don't know how to talk to "normal" people in a proper way

[Anonymous No.54543309]

>>54543292
Shoulda ordered a good soda

[Anonymous No.54543310]

has jpmorgan released what they expect to happen in the markets depending upon the cpi release yet?

[Anonymous No.54543317]

>>54543309
I wanted to try something new
...and that's the last time I ever do that again

[Anonymous No.54543324]

>>54543309
Bangs would be best tho

[Anonymous No.54543343]

>>54543281
That's the extra lube scoopsies sharted out after she got done pegging him

[Anonymous No.54543350]

>write $15k check to self
>"we'll have to place a hold on this deposit while we collect the funds from the original bank"
>$15k debited from original bank the next day
>your funds will be available in 7 business days
fucking hate BANKS

[Anonymous No.54543351]

>>54543310
If it's cold, the Fed will cancel the May hike, so markets will rally.
If it's hot, companies will continue to see revenue and earnings increases, so markets will rally.
If it's in line with expectations, the event risk was removed, so markets will rally.

[Anonymous No.54543366]

[Anonymous No.54543389]

>>54543350
bitcoin would've confirmed transfer within 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.54543396]

Yvonne not a Man blowing muh tip
chink inflation

[Anonymous No.54543398]

>>54543389
well bitcoin's not gonna pay me $900 for having $15k in a savings account for 60 days

[Anonymous No.54543428]

you sold puts right?

[Anonymous No.54543435]

>>54543398
h-how?

[Anonymous No.54543437]

>>54543428
who's asking?

[Anonymous No.54543441]

Damn look at these people shorting like it's 2011

[Anonymous No.54543461]

>>54543435
chase bank bonus. $900 was their biggest offer yet i believe, but it's back down to the usual $600 now.

[Anonymous No.54543471]

Does me posting in ess em gee mean I am a poor?

[Anonymous No.54543474]

>>54543398
Well if you put 15k in bitcoin yesterday you'd be $900 richer today, but that's not the point.
Bank transfer delays suck, but the alternative is that someone might instantly hack and steal your funds with zero recourse. If you're gonna chase nigger tier signup bonuses, it's just something you deal with.

[Anonymous No.54543477]

>>54542907
I believe in cycles. Time is flat circle.

[Anonymous No.54543484]

>>54543471
no, just mal-adjusted

[Anonymous No.54543495]

As boomers die off, so too will boomer fiat assets like stocks and bonds.
Stock market has hit a generational top. All value will instead go to BTC. You can seethe all you want, but you are going extinct.
*dabs*

[Anonymous No.54543506]

>>54543441
is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.54543532]

>>54543474
>nigger tier
you have no idea what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.54543571]

>>54543428
sitting in /cashgang/ waiting for the next signal.

[Anonymous No.54543574]

>>54543474
>If you're gonna chase nigger tier signup bonuses
someone here can't calculate interest rates lmao

[Anonymous No.54543593]

>>54543072
We couldn't even invade a burger king

[Anonymous No.54543599]

>>54543571
I've accumulated so many treasuries. Don't see stopping either until rates start going down

[Anonymous No.54543603]

>>54543571
I am home mortgage gang.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54543606]

>>54543310
>based berzerk reference
god I love anime

>>54543306
>oh, she was hot
doesn’t matter how hot she was if your kids are going to end up retarded

[Anonymous No.54543629]

>>54543606
Thats why you have a lot. Fuck the stupid out of her.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54543633]

>>54543343
RORKER
watch this video. very important.
https://youtu.be/vEikBm04-FI

Also, how comes I be getting more subs n one day thn ya entire chanel size n sheeeeeeiiittt?

[Anonymous No.54543662]

>>54543506
Probably doesn't mean much

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54543665]

>>54543629
she was super on the fence about even having a single kid.
trashy, stupid girls get meme’d pretty hard by the whole oVeRpOpuLaTiOn jewery.
Meanwhile europe apparently has to import more knee-grows to sustain their population.
Fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.54543670]

>everything grey to green other than non uniform measures of wood

[Anonymous No.54543694]

>>54543532
I've been there. Eventually you'll get a real job and stop keeping track of spreadsheets, churning through customer support calls to scam a few thousand bucks of signups.

>>54543574
It's not an interest rate when you have to take the active effort of signing up the account, set up spreadsheets to track dates, then remember to call up transfer away the funds, and close it out.
It's a payment for labor. Your time is a resource.

Even after all that, $900 on $15k is equivalent to ~30% APY after accounting for the gap between signup + transfers of money in/out and that would also assume that you could scale the bonus and rotate perfectly between signups. I did better than that last year selling puts.

[Anonymous No.54543701]

>>54543435
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/best-bank-account-bonuses/

i've unironically made more money from churning sign up bonuses than stocks

[Anonymous No.54543709]

[Anonymous No.54543733]

>>54543593
True. We lost the Kabul McDonald's.

[Anonymous No.54543740]

[Anonymous No.54543751]

>>54543670
Construction backlog is burning faster than a crack shack doused in gasoline.

[Anonymous No.54543755]

>>54543701
shit man, I wish they did that in my country...
though otoh, that still sounds risky in the current environment, lol

[Anonymous No.54543766]

>>54543709
>What're you looking at, smoothskin?

[Anonymous No.54543771]

>>54543751
very interesting, how does the cost of debt fit into that mechanism?

[Anonymous No.54543795]

>>54543771
Ain't nobody taking out a HELOC for new kitchen counters. Mortgages at 6.7% ain't moving shit.

[Anonymous No.54543798]

>>54543755
yea bro FDIC insured bank deposits are more risky than all the 0DTE and 3XLETFS that smg loves to buy

[Anonymous No.54543801]

>>54543633
That's because I don't pay for my subs

[Anonymous No.54543820]

>>54543795
>Ain't nobody taking out a HELOC for new kitchen counters
If only you knew how bad ex wives could be.

[Anonymous No.54543848]

>>54543798
true

[Anonymous No.54543850]

>>54541336
Yahoo is basically boomernews.com, that's why they disabled their comments during the 2020 election and the entire following year.

[Anonymous No.54543858]

>>54543694
I'm not that anon but a 30% APY equivalent risk free sounds pretty good for that amount of "work". I agree it'd feel a bit like bitch work, and you're also giving that new bank your personal data etc, but there are worse ways to make money

[Anonymous No.54543867]

>>54543766
kek

[Anonymous No.54543883]

overheard the one in the background getting angry at redeems tracking on the screen

[Anonymous No.54543906]

>>54542907
Schiff is always right

[Anonymous No.54543915]

>>54543694
it literally takes less than 5 minutes to set this shit up and put a reminder on google calendar 6o days later and it's 0% risk. Also once you pull funds out you stop using the account completely and make the bank waster their time trying to get a service fee out of you lol

[Anonymous No.54543941]

>>54542907
Of course

[Anonymous No.54543944]

>>54541307
Konichiwa black ni__ers, I hate ethnic people

[Anonymous No.54543949]

>>54543915
>google calendar
https://outlook.live.com/calendar/

[Anonymous No.54543952]

>>54543915
hard to take you seriously after reading >>54542426

[Anonymous No.54543966]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54543973]

>peter schiffzo

[Anonymous No.54543982]

>>54543952
a credit card is an unsecured loan if you're not juicing em up to walk off with a six figures worth of free shit what are you even doing? They have no legal recourse. Did someone let goyim in the thread again?

>>54543949
shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.54543988]

[Anonymous No.54543993]

>>54543966
It'll just ramp tomorrow on 0dtes, who gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.54543995]

Does anyone know how much is left in the US treasury?

[Anonymous No.54544004]

>>54543995
approximately ∞ dollars

[Anonymous No.54544009]

>>54543995
See >>54542336

$110b might not sound like a lot but it's gotta be enough to last us through next week. We'll be good for the money. The tax checks are in the mail.

[Anonymous No.54544016]

>>54544009
uhhh my tbills are going to be paid, right?

[Anonymous No.54544022]

>>54542336
>>54544009
Holy fuck, it's dropping fast.

[Anonymous No.54544023]

>>54543982
>nerd
pleb
enjoy your shitty Bard

[Anonymous No.54544029]

>>54544016
Y-yeah, yeah. Uh, you're cool with getting paid Monday after next, right?

[Anonymous No.54544040]

wait till you see 2/2

[Anonymous No.54544046]

>>54544023
Either way I refuse to speak to a copmuter, much less a search engine, as if were a conscious being. I'd rather speak to a nigger

[Anonymous No.54544048]

>>54544040

[Anonymous No.54544056]

>>54544046
>speak
I just type shit like "natural gas contango 2023"

[Anonymous No.54544078]

>>54544056
shhh..let the BOILies have their fun

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54544088]

>>54543801
>implying I pay for subs
no nigguh, i jus pander to da poos n sheeeeeiittt.
some dude was saying literally jus today tht he literally watched MULTIPLE of my hour long videos just this past weekend.
I was MESMERIZED.
I have no idea how they can watch this shit that I’m putting out, dude, but they fucking pound that play button like their paychecks depend on it.

[Anonymous No.54544100]

>>54542505
Amen. Based grown man post. Spoken like someone with actual real world experience.

[Anonymous No.54544110]

>>54544078
I'm a BOILer and that *is* how I have fun, while awaiting the proper spot to wade into the river.

[Anonymous No.54544113]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54544137]

>>54541686
How do I get a Japanese office lady to hold hands and eat squid with?

[Anonymous No.54544149]

>>54544137
Go to japan.

[Anonymous No.54544151]

>>54544137
lrn2luciddream

[Anonymous No.54544152]

>>54544088
>scoops has discovered the white savior phenomena
get them to worship u like a god bro itll be funny

[Anonymous No.54544162]

>>54544100
No it sounds like something a faggot would say

[Anonymous No.54544169]

>>54544137
you can get a japanese hooker lady just go to vegas and pay off their triad debt

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54544177]

>>54544152
yo nigguh, I’m like halfway there.
A googler literally said today that I have the best content on youtube for my niche.
THE BEST CONTENT ON YOUTUBE.
I’m not even close to done yet either

[Anonymous No.54544179]

>>54543396
The Bloomberg girls are classy as shit. Even the CNBC are. Why has the world been hiding these girls from me.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54544187]

>>54544149
I heard they have BJ cafes or some shid like that over there
it’s basically a tiddy bar or night club, but with BJs

[Anonymous No.54544196]

>>54544177
you know they'll hook u up with their questionably aged female relatives in heartbeat right

>>54544187
we have BJs in america its a fancy applebees so what

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54544214]

>>54544196
>they'll hook u up with their questionably aged female relatives
but they’d be brown n shid
I like em yello n shid

[Anonymous No.54544220]

>>54544179
It is unreal, they know their shit and everything.

[Anonymous No.54544234]

>>54544214
well yellow people arent biologically programmed to worship wypipo like gods

[Anonymous No.54544263]

Wtf I'm going to California with an aching in my heart

[Anonymous No.54544283]

>>54544100
No they're the words of a man who's lost his will to power. No fighting spirit left.

[Anonymous No.54544286]

>>54544263
the funding for this program was only 300M and it's gone.

Also, the catch is that the gov gets 20% of your cap gains if/when you sell the house

[Anonymous No.54544294]

>>54544263
>going to cali

[Anonymous No.54544295]

>>54544263
No
it's a trap
and traps are gay

[Anonymous No.54544310]

>futures

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54544318]

>>54544263
where tf you going to live and wtf can you afford with less than 211k/year in california?
I know that’s big boy money to most of you guys, but keep in mind that this is commiefornia that we’re talking about, where $1M gets you a literal shack.

I haven’t done the mayh on what you can afford at $211k/year and a 50% income tax, but you might literally have trouble finding a house you can afford even with 0% interest

[Anonymous No.54544334]

>>54544318
median household income in cali is like 80k..

[Anonymous No.54544347]

>>54544187
You know all Strip clubs in america are brothels right?

[Anonymous No.54544350]

>>54544263
>Reparations up to $800 billion for black californians

>now this shit

Jesus christ, its like that state WANTS to die with a whimper. Everyone will bail out and fuck over other states like a plague.

[Anonymous No.54544356]

>>54544294

[Anonymous No.54544383]

>>54544263
*Only if you are black.

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54544456]

>>54544234
depends if you make fuck you money or not, and that changes things

>>54544334
that’s outside of silicon valley.
why would you ever want to live in california if you’re not there to make fuck you money?

>>54544347
that’s true, but I don’t know if the good looking strippers are always down to bang.
you can always find a hooker at a strip club, but can you find a really good looking hooker?
there’s a difference between sex is a possibility and sex is a guarantee.
Thus, the BJ bars in japan are distinct and different

[Anonymous No.54544487]

>>54544263
Youll pay dual insurance for 10 years if you do that. To some fuckin underwriter thats self insured

[Anonymous No.54544550]

>>54544545
>>54544545

[Anonymous No.54544561]

>>54544550

[Anonymous No.54544579]

>>54543850
Literal election interference

[Anonymous No.54544604]

>300+ replies
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[Anonymous No.54544672]

>>54544561
>noooo, we gotta have just a few more posts here before we can start a new thread!!! ~300 replies just isn't enough!
cringe

[Anonymous No.54545475]

>businesses shutting down in the DOWNTOWN because of crime
Jesus christ SF get your fucking shit together.