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>> No.54537295

fuck this gay ass faggot market

>> No.54537298

only 2 threads today
stock market computers is over

>> No.54537299
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54537299

>DCA'd on BOIL puts at the top
Get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free

>> No.54537305

>sell premarket
>buy back throughout the day
>end up in a better position than the day before
rinse and repeat
how is this sustainable?

>> No.54537315
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54537315

MUMUS
R
GAYFUS

>> No.54537322
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54537322

thats it america is too gay
im taking my vt and going to japan

>> No.54537334

Gimme bumps so I can sell everything off tomorrow

>> No.54537343
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54537343

I went to a small town in Poland and made a 20 year old qt come to my apartment at 9 am to watch two episodes of Urusei Yatsura. Is this bullish?

>> No.54537368

retarded permabull market. so tired of it, feel like i could just beat a nigger to death. (In minecraft)

>> No.54537386

>>54537368
Cpi is in 2 days so this probably a bull trap

>> No.54537390
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>>54537343
did she like it?

>> No.54537395

>>54537343
What was his name?

>> No.54537397

Ahhh it feels nice to just buy and hold and I get money for it with doing very little thinking :)

>> No.54537409
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>>54537390
I made her watch the first episode as well as the 9th (this one). She said it didn't make any sense.

>> No.54537415
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>>54537390
>she
Anon I...

>> No.54537416
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54537416

IF YOU WORK MORE THAN 1 HOUR A WEEK, LOWER YOUR TONE TALKING TO ME

>> No.54537424

>>54537409
this is some middle school virgin shit

>> No.54537426
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>>54537409
>>54537415


lol love me some crow butt

>> No.54537441
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54537441

Based Nascock

>> No.54537442

>>54537386
Cpi is gonna show inflation cooling and the media is gonna run with that despite core inflation increasing. Remember the FTSE ran to ATH in probably the worst economic climate ever

>> No.54537445

>>54537424
That's kind of investor who hodls SOXL

>> No.54537447
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>>54537343
extremely based

>> No.54537448
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54537448

Today really killed my TQQQ calls...

>> No.54537454
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54537454

WWE stock.... bros....

>> No.54537460

lol bull gets sent to the slaughterhouse tomorrow.

>> No.54537463

>>54537442
>Cpi is gonna show inflation cooling
The last time the CPI came through it flatlined and core rose. The fed said 25 wasn't enough and we needed more hikes.

Then banks failed and they walked it back, expanded their balance sheet with a new form of QE, and OPEC cut their oil protection. Why the FUCK do you think inflation is cooling?

>> No.54537473

>>54537463
hopium

>> No.54537476

>>54537454
We won

>> No.54537481

>>54537454
What the hell happened to Vince, I saw an interview with him and he looks like walt Disney? Did the adrenochrome finally run out?

>> No.54537494

>>54537463
5.6 is lower than 6.0 and every single new site is gonna run with it. Do you think people care about the mom trends? They just say, number lower, time to pump

>> No.54537496

How the fuck is SOXL green with all the bad news

>> No.54537507
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All things considered interest rates can go up further from here, they will go up for sure but its safe to say they will go up slower and taper off. We have to circle back to fundamentals team. REIT investments will take a continued hammering, the government guys keep pushing off recession talk but we ran the numbers and sometime around Q3 2022 its very safe to say we hit the recession part of the market cycle despite the talk at the federal reserve. Unlike past patterns of shorter recession periods I am sure and the board members I talked with agreed we have an extended recession period this time around. That price action with JNJ we've been seeing is a sign the pivot into health stocks has begun, we shouldn't be weighing investments into our portfolios into that sector now as heavily, jim I need that report on undervalued megacap health stocks by the end of the week. I suggest we consider building materials sector stocks. Construction booms tend to hit a stride towards the middle parts of the market cycle and we want to get in early, the "meme" stock gamblers we saw over in gamestop and AMC wont touch these boring stocks so we should be safe from volatility, valuations should be unbiased. I want to see those consumer discretionary picks from the last meeting be put on hold until jerome keeps rates stable or drops for more then four consecutive quarters. As for tech stocks with an emphasis on AI, sell it, sell it all today. The nasdaq will pivot hard when markets come alive again later this year.

>> No.54537515
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>>54537496
>Honk

>> No.54537516

>>54537494
Oh sorry I was unaware you were having a seizure. Carry on

>> No.54537520

>>54537496
Exit pump. SOXL retards will hodl and buy ROPE tomorrow

>> No.54537526

>>54537496
I warned you anons. Samsung having a 96% drop in profits, record losses for micron, tsmc having their first negative quarter and desktops losing 30% of sales is BULLISH. I SAID THIS LIKE 4 TIMES BEFORE THE MARKET OPENED. It means the bottom is in and a rebound is expected in 2024

>> No.54537533
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54537533

Buy Rycey!!

>> No.54537538
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>>54537526
>rope Id
>long on soxl

>> No.54537539

>>54537481
Selling WWE to the UFC guys lower than he expected because they'll help quell the sexual assault rumors surrounding him (because they're all complicit as well).

>> No.54537541

Reminder that if you aren't maxing out your 401k, roth ira, and hsa you are never going to make it

>> No.54537569
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>>54537516
Ah sorry, you're retarded. I'll leave you alone then. I swear you dumbfucks are allergic to money

>> No.54537583

>>54537541
it's my money and i need it NOW!

>> No.54537585

>>54537541
doesn't matter
as soon as they announce the draft for WW3 I'm killing myself

>> No.54537594

>>54537541
I can't retire at 40 with IRAs

>> No.54537596

>>54537585
>worrying about the draft
Do we actually have zoomers in here

>> No.54537606

>>54537585
>Not taking out the pedo elite as you go out
Demoralized.jpg

>> No.54537608

>>54537295
Well said

>> No.54537621

>>54537585
If you get drafted just pull a ted Nugent and poop and pee your pants and act retarded (you're a zoomer so you won't have to "act")

>> No.54537634

>>54537596
Why on Earth do you think they'll maintain the current age limits? This is 21st century war, old man.

>> No.54537644
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>>54537295
Mr. Market says:
when one gazes deeply into the markets abyss, one sees only reflections of self

>> No.54537663

>>54537634
Millennials have been betrayed so severely by the government so many times, none of us will fight for this country. They can throw me in jail before I pick up a rifle for Israel.

>> No.54537668

>PC sales down 29%
>semiconductors MOOONING

>> No.54537671

What stocks to short France?

>> No.54537672

>>54537541
My father has 3M in real estate properties + his business. Very close with my sisters and dad. Not too worried about my future, I'm living in the now.

>> No.54537691

>>54537663
Hahahaha, no. You dipshits lined up and made tiktok videos about getting the jab. Your generation is the most propagandized nigger cattle out there. You'll fight for Isreal and be happy

>> No.54537692

>>54537668
There's a *lot* of shit that uses semis, and with production having been cut, any industry that needs them is likely buying to ensure supply for whatever it is they make.

>> No.54537707

>>54537691
You're mixing up zoomers with millennials. Not one conservative millennial would fight for this country and liberal millennials are too pussy to fight. It's going to be zoomers. All the government will have to do is offer zoomers 1000 free subs on TikTok to fight for Israel and they'll line up.

>> No.54537708

Anyone buy SOXS today? Feels bad the stock disregards the news

>> No.54537712

>>54537668
hahaha how mad are you right now.
post your short position.
or maybe you're just angry you're priced out?
the market is a forward looking entity.

>> No.54537719

bad news is the lifeblood of this market. I hope we never run out of it

>> No.54537727
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54537727

red days like these are when i look at some basic support/resistance of tickers i like and set buy orders

>>54537663
Enough would that your opinion won't matter
Covid proved that
All that needs to happen is the media spin it and millennials/zoomers/whoever will be lining up to die for Israel
You forget they are our greatest ally for both political parties
Independent thought is well and truly over

>> No.54537728

>>54537708
>stock disregards the news
production was cut, making supply more valuable

>> No.54537745

PLTR saving me today

>> No.54537746

>>54537712
Post your longs

>> No.54537760
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>>54537745
I noticed it was having a good day, along with a goodly portion of the SMG SHILL/MEME LIST.

>> No.54537761
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>>54537746
lmao
up over 6k since i longed
12.10 average

>> No.54537763

>>54537692
Car companies are slashing production. Industrial orders are increasingly negative. And what do you think companies do with the workstations of laid off white collar types?

>> No.54537769

>>54537763
fill them with new college hires and pajeets for half the pay

>> No.54537775

>>54537727
Putting on a mask and take my experimental medicine is not the same as going through boot camp, and being shipped overseas to fight a war for a country that doesn't care about you for $35k a year.

>> No.54537777

>>54537760
My CLF positions printed today. Up 78% on my calls

>> No.54537779

>>54537763
>production cuts
>economy rebounds 2024
>causes semiconductor shortage part 2: revenge of david soxl

>> No.54537781

>>54537769
>laughs in JOLTS and NFP

>> No.54537784

>>54537763
No idea but anyone who requires semis is probably slurping them up while the slurping is good, considering production just got slashed.

>> No.54537799

>>54537784
Right, buying based off the optimistic economic outlook, using their generous lines of corporate credit.

>> No.54537804

So when are we buying BOIL?

>> No.54537807

>>54537799
Well if they need 'em and ain't got 'em, how fucked are they then?

>> No.54537812

>>54537804
I bought at market open and INSTANTLY REGRET IT

>> No.54537813

>>54537804
I'm eyeing late April into May.

>> No.54537826

>>54537804
I think the answer is never.

>> No.54537827

>>54537671
What’s the deal with France anyway? I just assumed they were mad at all the brown people. As it turns out they’re mad because they have to wait two more years to retire. I don’t get these people.

>> No.54537829
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>>54537781
work for a major car company and that is what we are doing right now

>> No.54537839

https://mobile.twitter.com/amuse/status/1645505398005268500
Anyone know what this shit is about and can give me a gestalt?
What are the flow chart leaks?
Anyone have them can find them?
Why is the pentagon freaking out about it

>> No.54537847
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54537847

The government is rigging the stock market.

>> No.54537855

>>54537827
You have to understand that yuropoors absolutely refuse to work, having to wait 2 more years to retire from not working is criminal to them.

>> No.54537864
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>>54537775
>take this drug that could kill you
>shoot this chink that could kill you
eh close enough

>> No.54537872

>>54537807
Less fucked than if they have warehouses overflowing with chips while they're unable to make payroll.

Remember: semimakers here are signaling that they have spare capacity and therefore there *won't* be shortages that force companies to be cut off.

>> No.54537883

>>54537343
Did she smell nice? If so, bullish

>> No.54537890

MARAGODS

>> No.54537892

>>54537839
Sounds like Ukies really did get their asses kicked in Bakhmut, so the West needs good media cover for why the hyped spring counteroffensive "had to be called off". Bullish for WEAT.

>> No.54537901

Stink mongoloid general.

>> No.54537908

>>54537872
Yeah, I realize that too, but I'm pretty sure there's an actual reason that semis are green besides "muh clown world", even though this is, in fact, clown world in so many ways.

>> No.54537912
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>>54537864
I guess we'll see because if we actually enter a WW3 scenario, they will definitely have to enact the draft because the current enlistment numbers are pitiful.

>> No.54537914
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54537914

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.54537916
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54537916

Is CPI gonna be good or bad?

>> No.54537931

>>54537914
I LOST 32 CENTS TODAY ITS FUCKING OVER MUMEI

>> No.54537939

>>54537892
The leaks said russia had 45k dead, ukraine 20k dead.

>> No.54537942
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>>54537916
Good and Bad.. Cpi has not been a significant index mover this year...

>> No.54537945

>>54537914
Portfolio is up 2.75%

>> No.54537947
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>SPY pump at the last minute to close green
GOLDEN BULL MARKET

>> No.54537963

>>54537939
I heard the pentagon say the numbers for Russia had been doctored.

>> No.54537973

>>54537963
no, there was a russian doctored version made a few days later, I'm stating the original

>> No.54537980

>>54537855
Well someone has to pay for all those immigrants and they're too busy praying to Mecca to work full time. Also, I got a three day ban for a post you made. Strange stuff. Didn’t even know I was banned since I have been offline lately. Jannys really acting weird.

>> No.54537988

>>54537914
+0.26

>> No.54537991
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54537991

honest question, how does this bar happen at the very end?

>> No.54537992
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>>54537914
>MARA
>RIOT

Sold some of that and bought KOLD sub-70

Have fun for CPI on Wednesday!

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>>54537980
>I got a three day ban for a post you made
Understand the jannies work for me.

>> No.54537999

also + 8%

>> No.54538028

>>54537914
Up 4%

>> No.54538037

>>54537939
That's both irrelevant to what the "leak" means and bad for the West (if true) because Russia has like 6x more manpower to draw from. Canceled offensive is also bearish for GD btw.

>> No.54538040

>>54537995
Well you should triple their pay. Especially for working over Easter weekend.

>> No.54538041

>>54537914
Not checking

>> No.54538050

>>54537883
I don't really recall a smell. Also I was eating the blessed painted eggs she brought me for breakfast, so that's what I was smelling mostly.

>> No.54538056
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>>54537942
>CPI, EIA, FOMC Minutes

>> No.54538066

Chase bank closing bank accounts. It's over.

>> No.54538072

>>54538056
Where is that calendar? That looks useful.

>> No.54538078

>>54538072
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/calendar

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54538084

Buddy, look at yield curve computer.

>> No.54538104

>>54538066
Hopefully they close my credit card. I just loaded 15k in taxes onto that thing.

>> No.54538106

>>54538037
>postponed due to largest snowfall in 10 years
Off-topic anyway, so no more (you).
Sell everything, this is financial advice.

>> No.54538121

>>54538066
Sauce?

>> No.54538134

Can the market stop dunking on my cervix

>> No.54538150
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54538150

>>54538084
Yields...


3 Month is the highest

>> No.54538159

>>54537277
Don't buy Tesla.

>> No.54538175

it's 65 degrees outside, is winter finally over?

>> No.54538176

>>54538104
They are only closing the accounts of responsible people who barely use their credit cards. They only want the degenerates that live off their credit cards.

>> No.54538182

>>54538050
Nice. Did she show you the egg tap game and spray some water on you?

>> No.54538191

>>54538175
It's over...

>> No.54538210

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1645475348597833809

>> No.54538227

>>54538210
>when we lose we win

>> No.54538232

FRCbros, not like this.... https://mobile.twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1645522766907441152

>> No.54538237
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DAILY REMINDER THAT
>ELONGATED MOOSE
>IS A
> C U K K
XD

>> No.54538252

I'm going to start a portfolio that is
30% VTI
23% VEA
23% VWO
23% VYM
thoughts?

>> No.54538266

>>54538176
Nothing degenerate about what I'm doing. I'll be getting close to 2 months of free interest payments on the cash sitting t-bills before this payment comes due.

>> No.54538274

>>54537448
TQQQ will moon this week

>> No.54538282

>>54538252
WAIT
FO
THE GREAT HEEM
TO COME

>> No.54538285

>>54538232
Thats why I sold. Pushed their earnings back 2 weeks. Multiple high profile managers leaving with their clients. I could genuinely see this shit hitting sub 10. At which point I might buy back in.

>> No.54538293

>>54538066
No really. Just move some money around every so often. They just don’t want dormant accounts.

>> No.54538297

>>54538266
I don't ever leave a running balance on my credit card so I'll be interested to see if they shut me down. They did just offer me interest free balance transfers so I can see what they're trying to do, but I don't have a balance elsewhere.

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>>54538274
Ok, thanks
I should probably roll to a lower strike anyway though

>> No.54538315

Question for the tax experts here: If I do an early withdrawal of my 401k normally the IRS forces a 20% withholding and a 10% penalty tax, even if my 401k is in the red overall. However, if I close ALL of my 401k's then it looks like you can avoid the 20% withholding and only pay the 10% early withdrawal. Then come tax season the next year, you'd get your 20% back? Is that correct?

>> No.54538324

>>54537496
All the bad shit from Inflation and COVID are priced in bulk market taking over.

>> No.54538329

>>54538285
Nonsense. All that news apparently means it should be bid up by 1%.

>> No.54538343

buy everything

>> No.54538354

>>54537672
3M is not very much money retard

>> No.54538363
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54538363

>energy and oil day before CPI

>> No.54538364

>>54538066
KWAB

>> No.54538373
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54538373

Why in hell are oil stocks up? They have really been trading like a shitcoin for the past year. Oil goes down, stock either crabs or up. Oil up, stock massively up. Literally do not understand this garbage. So glad I made some profit in that business and left. Oil market is so blatantly manipulated that it's disgusting

>> No.54538385

>>54538309
Good plan

>> No.54538407

>>54538373
Because after this hard landing recession the F.E.D. will cut and you don't want to be late for that!

>> No.54538415

>>54538373
OPEC cut production, lower supply higher demand as we enter higher demand summer months.

>> No.54538436

>>54538407
The recession already happened the market has been flat for 2 years despid

>> No.54538445
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>>54538436
>The recession already

>> No.54538447

>>54538407
Recession already happened the market has been flat for 2 years despite massive stimulus. That was the stock market crash.

>> No.54538454

>>54538447
lol

>> No.54538469

54538447
Nigger

>> No.54538471

>>54537914
+.83%, another day of smashing the indexes. Hope this GBX rally holds.

>> No.54538475

>>54538445

I reckon the recession is fixing to start next week now that them jews is back in they ivory towers.

>> No.54538522

>>54537991
Look at the high sellvolume candles at the bottom

>> No.54538527

>>54538522
And what does that tell you, anon?

>> No.54538529

>>54538522
stop posting retard

>> No.54538554

>unemployment rate fell
fucking lol
inflation forever

>> No.54538558

>>54537277
Guys, I want to become a Buy and Holder. If I want to beat the market, what should I be studying besides Economics (macro and micro), Financial Statements and Financial Indicators? What else do I need to understand in other to tell whether a stock will earn me money or not?

>> No.54538571

>>54538447
Scary thing is there are people in this very thread that unironically believe this.

>> No.54538575
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54538575

>>54538252
I like it. Buy in now and just keep slamming that pig.

>> No.54538586

>>54537991
shorts cover is one option.
>>54538571
Recession planning in the market did happen, but without discussion of petroleum dollar.

>> No.54538591

>>54538558
you should be studying quantum economics

>> No.54538666

>>54538554
what are the chances that we could get hyperinflation in the USA now that the dollar is losing more power?

>> No.54538686

>>54538666
100%

>> No.54538695

>>54537298
Unironically market computer has fallen, billions will wageslave

>> No.54538714
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>>54537322
Pumping

>> No.54538729
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>>54538558
Just keep up with current events and use common sense. Pick an industry and become an expert in how it works. Understand logistics and supply chains. Ignore /smg/. Good luck fren and you’re here forever. Now fuck off.

>> No.54538748

>>54537298
Boring ass market

>> No.54538787

>>54538748
Faggot ass algos

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>>54538800
It takes two to contango.

>> No.54538864
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>>54538800
>slurped puts during the BOIL pump
That's the way you do it

>> No.54538865

>>54538839
thats a man

>> No.54538875

>>54538839
that dude could beat up Bruce Jenner easy

>> No.54538883

>>54538864
should be a great play, I look forward to seeing the actual roll this time.

>> No.54538892

>>54538839
Imagine the sex wrestling

>> No.54538899
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>>54538892

>> No.54538930
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Bobos are mad the market hasn't crashed

Even maverick of wall street put his video behind the pay wall lmao.

SEEETHE

>> No.54538937

>>54538883
Slurped $3strikes for the end of April. They will print

>> No.54538958

What are some good /smg/ discords?

>> No.54538973
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>>54538958
>discord

>> No.54539001

>>54538958
reported to chris hanson

>> No.54539002

>>54538937
kick ass
>>54538958
/r/troontown

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>>54538958

>> No.54539022

>>54538839
>won't date anyone shorter than 6'4"

>> No.54539046

>>54538839
6'2" isn't THAT tall. It's only 2.25" taller than me

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>>54538958

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just keep buying

>> No.54539131
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>>54539085
The market is Too Big To Fail.

>> No.54539159

>>54538175
It got up over 70 here yesterday so i hope so.

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>>54538958

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>>54538839
Weird, I'm a 5'8 manlet and yet I keep getting hit on by women taller than me. Biggest one I dated was a 6'6 blonde girl with WIDE hips that does volleyball.

I think the whole height shit is a myth but that's just me.

>> No.54539185

Mods and jannies on the 4chan IRC cofirmed for literal government employees.

>> No.54539198

>>54538899
I'm going to ask my wife to be extra hard on me tonight. It's time.

>> No.54539244

Living by yourself is blessed. Going to test out tomorrow how loud the music can go reasonably. Couldn't enjoy music because the navy manlet downstairs would reee and it'd ruin it before

>> No.54539259

just got my handy today and drained all of the vitality out of myself and now I have to go to work.

>> No.54539290

>>54538839
My mom is 6’2 and she married my dad who is 5’9. I think this women just has insane standards

>> No.54539301
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>>54538930
I was a bobo today and I still walked away with fat cash, I'm gmi

>> No.54539330
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I need to learn to hold for more than 30 minutes.

>> No.54539336

>>54539301
>t. 3 blown out accounts

>> No.54539365

Any of you /wfh/chads do nothing but trade and shitpost here?

>> No.54539497

>>54539365
yes kek

>> No.54539522

>>54539330
>risk 40k on leveraged semis for pennies
Kek

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>>54539336
Nope, all loses recovered this January and it's been green sailing since. Trick is to play both sides

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>>54539522
Ive never had a red year after 4 years and Ive lived on those gains. Im probably the best swing trader on smg.

>> No.54539611

>>54539526
if you were just a Bull and bought each month you would be at all time highs

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What's for dinner bros? I'm having leftovers, lamb, cheesy broccoli casserole, mashed potatoes, Hawaiian roll... Comfy

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and you?

>> No.54539647

>>54539579
>0.5% gain
>best swing trader on /smg/
Kek

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>>54539632

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>>54539623
I just ate some cereal

>> No.54539674

>>54539647
nice math. I dont have 2 million dollars. it just adds up all the amounts i used to get those gains, which is not equal to the actual gains. last year was something like 30% gains.

>> No.54539681

>>54539657
Nice. What kind? I'm a General Mills Chad myself

>> No.54539690

>>54539651
Nice. How did you do it

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>>54539690
i withdrew my trading money to another broker, then deposited it.
But I have no idea what my actual gains are for this year, its a split between the two brokers. im guessing its around 50% this year. im a swing trading champion.

>> No.54539736
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I went to KR the other day to buy some pasta, and the expensive brand was on sale and the same price as the cheap KR brand stuff... so I decided to try the expensive pasta.
Spoiler alert: It tasted basically the same.
Long KR, because once people catch on to this, they'll buy the KR brand and KR will moon

>> No.54539743

>>54539681
Peeps cereal. When I visit my parents they give me food they bought but don't want anymore for free. I want to clarify that I didn't go out and buy this.

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>>54539681
>>54539690
Nice.

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Today's gainz

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>>54539744
I was being nice faggot.

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>>54539759

>> No.54539811
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>'e slurped?

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>bobos

>> No.54539852

>>54538591
woulnt the topic be more concerning to traders rather than value investors?
>>54538729
>keep up with current events and use common sense
can i do that through reading news on investopedia daily? or do you recommend something else?
> Pick an industry and become an expert in how it works
That's actually something that I've been thinking about: to invest in a business, I need to understand that business, and I know jack shit about those things actually. What should I do exactly? Let's say I want to invest in banks, should I go on google and start searching about how banks works and how they are faring in today's market? Or should I be looking for books? Or for a course? I simply don't know :/
>Understand logistics and supply chains
Thanks, gonna look into that
>Ignore /smg/
Kek, I barely manage to understand anything the posters on this entire board say (been on /fit/ and /lit/ for years tho), it really is something else.

>> No.54539854

>>54539651
WP
>>54539611
I dont have huge capital, I trade options.

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>>54539852

>> No.54539947

why didn't you buy mara

>> No.54539973

>>54539947
I did last week. (see >>54537992)
Didn't you?

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>>54539743
>Peeps cereal
Never heard of this. Peeps have always disgusted me though. Hard pass, I currently have some peanut butter chocolate Cheerios that are pretty good, although not as good as the classic apple cinnamon Cheerios. Cheerio rankings:
>1st - Apple Cinnamon
>2nd - Frosted
>3rd - Honey Nut

>> No.54540114
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how about this portfolio?

>> No.54540139

>>54539623
peanut butter with honey and oats stirred in.
>>54539681
My GIS holding son thanks you.

>> No.54540211

I’m so fucking dumb. I had the idea to get weekly COIN calls this morning cause I had a feeling BTC would moon. I never make the right play even when I had the idea for it :(

>> No.54540248

>>54539365
I don't even trade I make like 1 trade every couple of months. The rest of the time I patiently observe

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>>54540248
>the observer

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>>54540114
Gonna Make it....

>> No.54540352

>>54540248
That's me except I manically observe. I don't even know why I come here. I just buy on a regular interval and then out in extra when there are dips. Selling is an enigma to me.

>> No.54540486

whats a good broker for european residents? i want to buy HC:CN

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>>54538958

>> No.54540554
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>futures

>> No.54540575

>>54539185
>government employees
based KY KO hentai boomer is a "govt employee", this means nothing

>> No.54540595

I always wonder what message was on the one that got sold...

>> No.54540637

Hey.

>> No.54540640
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I really fucking want to buy puts on BBBY.
I've wanted to do it since it was at a buck thirty but decided it was a bad idea.
I could have made thousands by now.
Please, someone tell if this is a bad idea, they're GOING to go bankrupt, right? It's literally free money.

>> No.54540665

shit smg is so slow.. have we capitulated?

>> No.54540687

>>54539579
Not bad but I wanna see more short term gains though you can do it anan

>> No.54540692

>>54540665
The BOIL mumus got slaughtered and roped

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>>54540665
>capitulated
I sorta did, I'm a bobo that's been holding a long since April 5th. Couldn't resist slurping a long awaited DE dip.

>> No.54540730

I don't know what to say guys, I just really dislike [REDACTED] people!

>> No.54540747

>>54540692
could well be, but KING BOIL NIGGER showed his face today and doubled down on his NIGGERING.

>> No.54540788
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I want to believe

>> No.54540833

>>54540665
Nobody wants to read posts about me DCAing in boring garbage lmao

>> No.54540839
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TAP>BUD
Will keep /smg/ updated with the homo cans

>> No.54540851

>>54540833
>caring what others want/don't want to read
NGMI
G
M
I

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>>54540640
the juice isn't there anymore, only if they reverse split do you buy puts. no otm leap has a delta over .6 so max you can get +100% on the .5 is if it hits 0.00. better off with videogameplace 10p leaps

>> No.54540921

>>54540788
KWAB

>> No.54540927

>>54540665
I've been short since november
I might just get long-term capital gains on this trade

>> No.54540997

>>54539852
Just started browsing the news. If something catches your eye read it more carefully. I can’t recommend any one source but keep in mind Bloomberg and WSJ are basically tabloids now. As for the industry’s. Let’s take oil for an example. You would want to know who finds it, who drills it, and who refines it. Also who transports it and what is produced from it. From here there is a whole bunch of companies you can start looking into. Don’t ignore the links in OP. There is enough there to get you started. Good luck on your new journey.

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Another day is done. Napped during the afternoon and sat outside enjoying the weather on the back deck after I got home. Green went into my portfolio so hey not a bad day all in all.

>> No.54541020
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>futures

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>>54541020
Why is this allowed?

>> No.54541047

>>54540904
Thanks for the reply. Will all in on GME puts.

>> No.54541050

>futures

we heal....we finally get our bull run...

>> No.54541065

Bros I fucked up hard with SIGA. Should I sell at a 67% loss or hold for up to 5 years? I doubt it'll gain before 5 years from now but I'm also not sure the company would survive the upcoming economic shitstorm.

>> No.54541075

>>54541020
I don't get it, is kissing a part of Indian culture or was the Deli meat Lama being weird, like in a sexual way?

>> No.54541079

>>54541065
What's the actual loss in usd?

>> No.54541090

>>54540687
you want to see more long term you mean? I dont know how to invest long term. I could pick a stock that just tanks for a whole year. im better at riding the ups and downs of the market. lasts years tax was a bitch, like 3k, but thats still over 10k in the bank for pressing buttons on a computer, looking at charts and reading comments.

>> No.54541092

>>54541065
>commercial-stage pharmaceutical company
lmao, fell for a classic blunder. pharmashit are all memes.

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>>54539852
Also you should know not to ask too many newbie or hard questions during trading hours. Shit posting, bragging, and FUD spreading is all you’ll get during that time. After hours anons calm down a bit and weekend /smg/ is the most comfy.

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>>54540788

>> No.54541111

>>54541065
>still holding SIGA
>down 67%
and there is a fine example of why i dont long term hold.

>> No.54541143

>>54541065
SIGA won't go up again, there's no long-term value thesis
cut your losses

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>>54541065
Bro,whats your average?
If you bought at over 19,dont bother replying

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>>54541111
hit sell to open next time

>> No.54541164

>>54541006
blessed/based

>> No.54541171

>>54541075
kissing is a very normal thing pretty much all over the place. that is a bit of a weird one, but then again that is the llama

>> No.54541183

>>54541065
How? SIGA had the most obvious exit price of all time.

>> No.54541191

>>54541079
Well not much desu, so by the sounds of things I should just take the capital loss and move on. At least then I can have more play money for something other than gay monkey sex.

>> No.54541200

>do shit exactly as your told
>still get reamed for doing exactly what you were told to do
There’s no fucking winning being a wagie.

>> No.54541205

>>54538558
watch a group of stocks every single day and get a feel for them, their ebbs and flows, while reading news about them and macro contexts

>> No.54541216
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I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER
IN OTHER WORDS SUCKER THERE IS NO OTHER
I'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR
WANNA KISS MYSELF

https://youtu.be/sGjG6jBuLYE

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>>54541171
I mean, Pedo Joe can sniff and grope kids and no one bats an eye.

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>>54541200
Just learn to code,bro

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SCVLeady

>> No.54541243

>>54541093
post/pic match perfection

>> No.54541256

>>54541143
Selling SIGA is homophobic. dont do it

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>>54541240
cool

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>>54538591
>>54539852
Ignore Baggie. He’s the jewiest jew in the thread and only serves to test the limits of our anti semitism.

>> No.54541276

>https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1645553758443642880

The timing of them ending the (((emergency))) feels like such a coincidence when we are on the brink of WW3 kek

>> No.54541287

>>54541111
Some of my long holds were down 30% at one time. Now they're only down 18%. Slurpers win in the long run. SIGA on the other hand had such a meme pump and huge dump it'll likely never recover to those previous prices. Many such cases.

>> No.54541303

>>54541276
I'm still kinda pissed about covid, I don't think I'll ever get over it

>> No.54541309

>>54541307
>>54541307

>> No.54541312

>>54541303
>don't think I'll ever get over it
sorry to hear about your long covid

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>>54541303
>>54541276
it was a free vacation don't get butthurt

>> No.54541326

>>54541309
too early, you fucking faggot

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>>54541326
>1 post by this id

>> No.54541342

>>54541319
No

>> No.54541348

>>54541341
false.

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>>54541287
>I was down 30%
>Now Im only down 18%
>Im winning in the long run
you have a strange definition of winning.

>> No.54541384

>>54538839
WHOMST IS THIS WOMAN
i'll take one for the team here boys

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>>54541347

>> No.54541562

>>54541006
is your investment strategy just "bread and circuses" or what

>> No.54541878

>>54538315
Lol no you owe that shit
T. Withdrew my 401k to buy 100 acres.

>> No.54542639

I'm going straight into COIN and RIOT calls tomorrow