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>> No.54530027
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SOFI for good options premium, been running the wheel on it for while.

>> No.54530034
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>>54530011
>Sisyphean urge
I mean, what else are you gonna do?

>> No.54530039
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bulls r gay

>> No.54530050
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BOIL

>> No.54530078

>>54530050
soon/ish

>> No.54530093
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>Chud-lite
>Groomer
>No Legal Pad
this fucking guy..

>> No.54530094
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>futures

>> No.54530119

CPI is this week. no doubt a rally just because thats what happens every time. everyone gets all happy that jpow isnt saying black betty. obviously good idea to short right after though.

>> No.54530122
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>>54530011
Sell options on indexes
Ignore the meme stocks
Keep to a good trade plan
You will make it frens

>> No.54530123

>>54530093
that is no way to honor the dude who saved us from the aliens

>> No.54530142
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SOXS GIGACHADS NOW IS YOUR MOMENT!

>> No.54530144
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>futes

>> No.54530152
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>grey futures
futures ain't shit but hos and tricks
lick on the nuts and suck the dicks
feels calm before stormish tho

>> No.54530160

I am thinking about changing my long term investment strategy from 70% US markets 30% international markets to 40% US markets 60% international. I really think US markets are extremely overvalued and are ready top pop pretty soon.

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>>54530093
>tranny beer
>crazy alien dreams

>> No.54530173

>>54530160
I mean where the fuck would you put it. Europe is a laugh. Asia, South America, Africa.
Is it Antartica?
Surely, surely you don't mean Canada.

>> No.54530174
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>>54530160
What international stocks are you getting?

>> No.54530183

>>54530173
Asia and India

>> No.54530189

>>54530174
Mexico might not be a bad play.

>> No.54530192

Heard a rumor that Coupang and EBay are merging? They left Japan, guess the Korean Japanese relationship isn’t solid. Who’d have known!

>> No.54530195

>>54530160
ours are undervalued because we prop the whole world up
you niggers can't even make a tech company that anyone has ever heard of
you are all a bunch of dick swingers HODLing off our pubes
if we go down, you go down even deeper

>> No.54530199

>>54530183
India recently moved to Asia

>> No.54530207
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>> No.54530215

>>54530027
>>54530174
wtf is going on here
is some pajeet trying to score some free website hits without forking over some cash for some proper ads?
just do it, nigger. even the shittiest of shitcoins and that one music faggot that’s probably broke as fuck forks over cash. they’re probably not even a penny per impression, nigger

>> No.54530243

my SOXL avg is 54 and I have 1100 shares

>> No.54530247

>>54530195
Stfu migamutt

>> No.54530250
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>>54530189
Why mexico though, I dont see the value in it? If I would get an international one O will look into PBR its cheap because luna is in office so people don't know where its gonna do.
>>54530215
This is cost effective and im contributing to the conversation

>> No.54530269
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>>54530243
my average is 12.04 and i have 1500 shares

>> No.54530275

>>54530250
>kicked it off 3 months ago
>not even a single other active user
I’m wondering if the literal meme website that I made 4-5 years ago has more traffic than yours, and it’s literally a static website with 20 pics or so

>> No.54530277

>>54530250
how do you even plan to make money off that thing?
run ads?
wtf is the appeal of this shit? why not just make a new 8ch board or something?

>> No.54530286

>>54530183
Gook and pajeet markets, sorry I should have been more clear.

>> No.54530291

>>54530247
>migamutt
must be some kind of slang on the euroqueer streets
but obviously not the big euro internet discussion websites
because even the tooth fairy exists more than those do

>> No.54530296
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>>54530275
Ya its a hobby forum that I'm experimenting with for /biz/ related anons. I've done zero promotions for it, but you may like this one though but there's no /biz/ and its more active

>> No.54530300
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>futures

>> No.54530312
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>>54530277
Lol I've given up on making money on forums, thats why I trade and I like to laugh. Thats why I come here and why I made nairachan, I like the UI.

>> No.54530321
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>> No.54530334

>>54530296
oh, so I see you do have a patreon mentioned on agora road.
how much do you actually pull with the patreon?
youtube ads are absolute piss and all the big channels seem to have either a patreon or a merchandise thing that they’re selling.

Also, are you some kind of web dev? I imagine you did all the CSS and shit for that website yourself

>> No.54530347

>>54530312
you seem to have a knack for graphics in general.
have you tried doing animation shit on jewtube?
anything high quality won’t be worth the effort, but the meme fotmat of the month and re-usable templates can actually pull a lot of views (e.g. sad cat dance)

>> No.54530361

>>54530296
I liked the urusai yatsura poster’s forum.

I don’t know how to spell that

>> No.54530366

>>54530334
I dont pull in all that much I also have subscriptions directly on the site. But I love the community so much that I would run it at a loss desu. I did do all the CSS myself but im not a webdev, I just use inspect element and teach myself kek. Agoraroad is own unique place that I dont think it can ever be recreated and I dont want to infect with shills, that's why I made nairachan because I know that there will be some shills in the beginning like linkers but I wanna see how it plays out because I do enjoy /biz/ aswell but its not for everyone.

>> No.54530376

>>54530160
That's what I've got my long term work DPSPs going towards. 70% of it is in broad international markets and 30% is in emerging. I think Mexico and India are going to be very interesting 20-30 years from now.
Granted, if there's some kind of population shock, India would be the worst one to be hit, but Mexico also has secured supply chains with the US, is a gateway to central/south, and has a fuckton of silver reserves

>> No.54530391

>>54530250
JPM's CEO offhandedly said that Mexico has a very cheap labor force and a secured supply chain. It's also connected to the US and Canada by a continuous railroad, has multiple shipping routes, and a mature electronics industry. Cartels would probably let US operations in, provided bribes were given.
Hell, even Coke has a separate ticker KOF for Mexico. I'm going long on EWW on the next big dip

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>> No.54530394

>>54530366
Fascinating.

>I dont pull in all that much
I’m literally making just one dollar per day in ad revenue. Am I actually beating you with that?
>I did do all the CSS myself but im not a webdev, I just use inspect element and teach myself kek
that’s how Fireship and Hyperplexed seem to figure out how to do clever website trikery

>> No.54530402

You know what, I should just write a 30-page pdf about how options work, present it with my own graphics, and self publish it on Amazon for $2 and see what happens

>> No.54530404
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I did not buy the UNG bottom after all

>> No.54530416

>>54530394
>I’m literally making just one dollar per day in ad revenue. Am I actually beating you with that?
Lol yes you are, most of my users are anti-establishment so they use adblock. don't mind though because i like the community.
>that’s how Fireship and Hyperplexed seem to figure out how to do clever website trikery
interesting, i haven't heard or those

>> No.54530438

>>54530404
at least is wasn't BOIL

>> No.54530442
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guys... I would fuck the brakes off this thing. Is this outlook advisable?

>> No.54530445

>>54530402
do it everyone on smg will buy a copy we totally support each other here as long as yor not a nigger

>> No.54530453

>>54530438
>>54530404
But real talk, how much lower is gas going to go? Is it a supply or a demand issue? There has to be a bottom. I don't think it will explode upward, but it has to consolidate somewhere

>> No.54530459

Had a dream where one of my bags 10x'd

>> No.54530466

>>54530404
ng futes are up 0.85 what's the deal with UNG? I wouldn't touch BOIL right now regardless of green futes due to the contract rolling that lasts through Thurs. I don't know when the contract rolls on UNG but it's still going to deal with contango regardless

>> No.54530474

>>54530391
hmm in the past 5 years it has been steadily increasing. I guess the question is, if you are buying at the high or if it will increase even more

>> No.54530479

>>54530453
other than the contago shit I expect it will start ramping very gently upward starting by maybe late April to May but I'm a long way away from being an expert.

>> No.54530488

>>54530402
I’ve been thinking of doing something similar with my youtube content.
is it really that easy?
are you just going to make an e-book?

>> No.54530498

>>54530453
May futures are still lower than the spot price but the futures are climbing up. Maybe the end of April or start of May

>> No.54530511

>>54530416
>Lol yes you are
incredible.
do you make more off the ads, or donations / patreon / merch shit?

>interesting, i haven't heard or those
they’re big-ish youtube channels on web dev that I kinda like

>> No.54530518

>>54530189
EWW

>> No.54530534

>>54530518
yes that's a normal healthy reaction to mexico being mentioned

>> No.54530557

>>54530474
So here's the trick: do it as a pairs trade. Go long EWW and short another iShares MSCI country index that correlates with it. I'm doing a similar trade with France/Germany. You can do it with other shit like gold/silver (mint ratio), and like short SPY / long Russell.

>>54530488
I literally had the idea 10 minutes ago, but I know self publishing on Amazon was a big thing like 8 years ago. I'd literally just be taking information from Wikipedia and Investopedia and presenting it in my own words and format and if some lazy people end up buying it because they want to be told what to learn instead of having that drive, so be it. I'd be happy if I made $100 off it, but hey, it'd be an income stream.

>I’ve been thinking of doing something similar with my youtube content.
Might as well try to gently monetize it. Big YT people can get thousands of dollars of ad revenue, the system is designed around impressions, which is why the fake outrage culture exists - activity gets traction, which gets views, which gives advertisers more exposure. Of course you can do it the "honest" way and not be a clickbait retard shill, and get some pocket change for doing it. Might as well.

>> No.54530591

>>54530174
VIT
VIGI
SCHC

>> No.54530601

Ya gonna buy calls anon?

>> No.54530610

>>54530601
Options trading right now is gambling

>> No.54530618

>>54530601
No, i sell puts to position long

>> No.54530625
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>>54530610

The calls will be wild tomorrow, puts ar overbought, it can't possibly fail lad

>> No.54530636

>>54530557
>short spy
>long Russell
Nigger what?? When will this strategy ever work. Don't both index move in the same general direction?

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>>54530601
Already bought calls. On UVXY. >:]

>> No.54530663

>>54530557
>which is why the fake outrage culture exists - activity gets traction
I’ve noticed:
https://youtube.com/@Revsaysdesu

I’m also starting to realize that I went for the absolute wrong type of content if I actually wanted any money of this thing.
clips channels and commentary channels that just read off top reddit posts and 4chan greentexts with some videogame footage have a surreal amount of traction.

it shouldn’t be too hard to pivot my content into a PDF tho

>> No.54530678

should I markey buy BBBY at open tomorrow morning? It's so cheap, I feel like it has to go up

>> No.54530687
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SOXS better go up or I’m gonna freak

>> No.54530712

>>54530663
What am I looking at here

>> No.54530730

>>54530712
the channel?
it’s a grown ass man that uses a VTuber model of a cute anime girl for shitting out two minimal effort commentary videos per day of just sensationalizing twitter drama.

you can just skim one of the most recent videos for a sampling of what I mean.

>> No.54530739

I missed Rocker's video and lost my hard-drive.
What does he call his channel or can I get the link plz?

>> No.54530749

>>54530739
Check with discord or reddit to follow your favorite retarded e-celeb personalites.

>> No.54530761

>>54530749
yeah, I must be a nufag for this question. hey pajeet, can you throw yourself in front of a slow moving cow? thanks.

>> No.54530776

>>54530761
u must be a nufag if u dont have the discord link

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>>54530739
https://youtu.be/gNimKGO-cEc

>> No.54530779
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There is a mac d sell signal on NQ...
yeah pullback confirmed. Crash maybe.. House of pain possibly.

CPI forecast 5.2... really? They really want it to miss huh.... kek

>> No.54530788

>>54530466
Contract on BOIL rolls tuesday 11/4 - monday 17/4

I see you posting this thing in every thread about rolling from the sixth of the month for the next five business days.

It's the sixth BUSINESS DAY of the month, not the sixth day. Meaning Tuesday of this week.

>> No.54530789

>>54530739
the new channel name seems to be “Johnny Fathands”

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>>54530321
>>54530207
How popular is cry waifu these days? I stopped reading after I caught up a few months ago because ultra titcow divorcee became boring after she was proposed to by self insert protag.

>> No.54530824
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VIVE

FRANCE BURNED DOWN BLACKROCK

>> No.54530843
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This flag is being used by the revolution.

Sell your EU stocks

>> No.54530857

>>54530636
Yes! Pairs trading takes advantage of anomalies between two similar, highly correlated assets that briefly decouple. Its in the domain of arb and quant traders, but you can do it on longer timeframes as well.
Gold/silver (mint ratio) is a classic example. Right now you could have been shorting gold and going long on silver. Yes, gold is rallying, but silver is moving MORE, so its a net win. The short leg finances the long leg, so there is little cost to initiate the trade.
Similarly, IWM moves more than SPY. If you think markets are bullish, you can +IWM/-SPY and get say, +2%/-1.5% on your legs per day, a net profit. If youre trading a trend, it gives you consistent gains. Likewise, if you get it wrong, its only like an $8-20 loss per day, plenty of time to observe it and exit. I cant really explain it but it makes sense to me
The key thing is that it has a low entry cost and is generally market neutral and exploits breaks in a historical pattern

>> No.54530859

>>54530777
>>54530789
thanks anons.

>> No.54530860
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Invest in progress

>> No.54530865

>>54530843
I don't recognize that pedo symbol

>> No.54530871

>>54530865
The French rate of incest and teen pregnancy is skyrocketing.
There’s going to be billions more French in less than a decade.

>> No.54530887

>>54530730
This is the kind of content you make?

>> No.54530891

>>54530871
>incest and teen pregnancy
balleur
>billions more French
oh wait don't tell me it's the negroid french who are doing it

>> No.54530897

>>54530857
When you explain it like that it the strategy makes sense. Unfortunately I like being a degenerate gambler

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no difference b/w this and selena

>> No.54530907

>>54530887
No, it’s the kind of material that I would be making if I was smart and actually wanted to make money off of youtube

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>futures

>> No.54530928
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Talk me out of implementing an ALU as a bitwise finite state machine.

>> No.54530930

why is nasdaq dumping bros?

>> No.54530931
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Begging for money has always been Rocker's plan

>> No.54530932

I wish I was smart enough to short the fuck out of beyond meat

>> No.54530937

>>54530860
this only invest in ESG companies.

>> No.54530942

>>54530932
shorting memes is a bad idea because they are fueled by retard energy — the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent n sheeeeeiiittt

>> No.54530943

>>54530932
Just buy negative shares my dude

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ON WHAT NEWS

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>>54531101

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>those nasdaq futes
I'm glad my shorts didn't get heemed

>> No.54531132

>>54531101
>CPI WEDNESDAY
>FED MINUTES WEDNESDAY
>FEARS OF A RECESSION

>> No.54531185

>>54531101
>>54531128
Futures are up pre market though

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>>54530891
Nope. Pure true French babies.

The blacks are all running away from France.

>> No.54531202

>>54531185
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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Israel is over.

>> No.54531230

>TheMaverickofWallStreet is making all of his videos members only
Kek, bobo loser doomer youtubers are capitulating. These smug faggots had a year of crashing and they refused to slurp the extremely cheap 3500 SPX. We now go to all time high and these doomer bobos will cope and seethe the entire way.

>> No.54531245

>>54531230
that nigga is peak midwit

>> No.54531248
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Strange auspicious times.

It’s wise to invest in the most anarchistic regions of the world. Places that are so anarchistic that businesses can’t exploit them.

For example, you’re going to want to invest Dixieland, not Los Angeles

>> No.54531254

>>54531230
Im not a bear, but SPY is following the asset bubble chart. Zoom out. 420-450 are key ranges. I might miss out on some gains, but until the previous ATH becomes a support, I'm not touching it. There is a nonzero chance of a happening

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>>54531248
I say businesses like “businesses”

There’s infinite abstract kinds of prosperity

>> No.54531269

>>54531248
basically investing in BRICS now is a good idea, US and Europe are ran by literal retards at every level in every sector.

>> No.54531283
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Apple desktop sales down 40% and industry sales down 30%. THIS IS SUPER BULLISH. SAMSUNG WENT UP 5% AFTER A 96% DROP IN PROFITS AND MICRON MOONED 10% AFTER RECORD LEVELS OF LOSS. They expect sales to normalize in 2024. AAPL to new ATH BABY! MOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54531286

>>54531245
Exactly, I watch him to laugh at him in the comments and call him a stupid bobo loser. Him making every new video members only is the biggest bobo capitulation signal yet, he literally can't handle that he was wrong to call a crash.

>> No.54531296

>>54531254
We're literally never going below 4100 ever again. We'll see 5000 by July and 6000 sometime next year.

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>>54531283

>> No.54531312

>>54531283
>THIS IS SUPER BULLISH. SAMSUNG WENT UP 5% AFTER A 96% DROP IN PROFITS
It is unironically bullish when earnings are so bad that they can't really get any worse it means the bottom is in. How do you stupid bobo faggots not grasp this?

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>>54531312
Listen to this anon. Nasdaq about to go parabolic. Strap yourselves in,

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Why is the NQ down so much?

>> No.54531370

I've never had sex

>> No.54531377

>>54531370
get an escort

>> No.54531390

>>54530655
That guy was weird as fuck.

>> No.54531391

>>54531370
Same. No one has ever found me sexually attractive so what can you even do?

>> No.54531393

>>54531370
Same
5 years til wizardom

>> No.54531404

thats crazy

>> No.54531405

>>54531370
join a monastery, heard wonderful things about improving your sex life from them.

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>> No.54531418

bump

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Desu good luck getting laid as an average skinny white guy. There's a reason why so many of my peers are turning into roids, either estrogen or testosterone

>> No.54531433

>>54531370
How fucking socially awkward are you? I'd say you have about a 1 in 40 chance of sleeping with any single woman you meet

>> No.54531448

bump

4

>> No.54531453

Did you guys know Menachem Mendel would wander New York City rimming stray animals as a sign of his devotion to hashem

>> No.54531457

bump

61

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>>54531412
We'll see about that
>>54531453
I did not

>> No.54531467

>China openly threatening to invade Taiwan now
>US completely silent
Jesus burgers how fucking cucked are you

>> No.54531471

>>54531467
Try it faggot

>> No.54531472

bump

>> No.54531491

premarket crabbing

>> No.54531493

>>54531467
The US government is deliberately puppeted by chinks. I don't want an invasion but it seems like at this point the only way the idiots in the centre of the political spectrum stop being like "red, blue- both suck!" and accept that the blue party is the worst fucking thing to happen to the USA in 100 years the better. We went from superpower to lol in 2 years.

>> No.54531496

>>54531430
I've seen you post before, are you the new resident schizo whining about how you're 6 foot 2 but too lanky so white girls pass on you because they want literally henry cavill and it's not enough to be tall anymore but you also have to be a roider?

>> No.54531517

>>54531370
stay pure, dont get herpes

>> No.54531518

im putting my entire net worth into tilray today

>> No.54531527

>>54531518
How much is that? Are you that confident in their earnings?

>> No.54531550

>S&P 500 is literally a bunch of garbage being propped up by a dozen companies.
how long can it last?

>> No.54531557

>>54531518
Bookmarking this shit. Going to look it up an hour before open, thanks lad. Are their earnings BMO or AMC?

>> No.54531558

>>54531518
u getting long or short Bud Fox

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>>54531496
I'm not a schizo, just venting.
> whining about how you're 6 foot 2 but too lanky so white girls pass on you?
Harrharr. Manlet cutoff is 6'1 feet now. Moreover shorter guys can get laid easier if they build muscle or troon out, both of which are easier if you're a genuine manlet.
> because they want literally henry cavill and it's not enough to be tall anymore but you also have to be a roider?
They want chad, him being a Henry Cavill or effeminate prettyboy with black lipstick.

My point is that being average is hard.

>> No.54531597

>>54531591
nobody fucking cares, go vent your virgin problems into one of the thousands of threads on boards devoted to you being a fucking invalid.

>> No.54531598

>>54531597
>I DONT CAREEEEEEPLZ LEAVE
No, blow me.

>> No.54531603

>>54531598
>WAAAAAAAAAAH IM A SOCIALLY AWKWARD UGLY FAGGOT THAT IS SCARED OF GIRLS WHY DONT THEY LIKE ME AND MAKE THE FIRST MOVE? IM BEING GENOCIDED
no, your parents raised you to lose. do something about it or never have sex.

>> No.54531604

>>54530173
>Europe is a laugh.
Not as bad as USA

>> No.54531632

>>54531603
>WAAAAAAAAAAH IM A SOCIALLY AWKWARD UGLY FAGGOT THAT IS SCARED OF GIRLS WHY DONT THEY LIKE ME AND MAKE THE FIRST MOVE?
Projection.
> IM BEING GENOCIDED
You must be american or something
>no, your parents raised you to lose. do something about it or never have sex.
Kinda unfair to say that, no one could've predicted what tinder did to our generation or how selective women would become

>> No.54531650

>>54531632
your entire world view is shaped from being terminently online and absorbing complete bullshit in every direction from factions of fags having a culture war with each other because they have nothing else in their lives. overcoming social awkwardness is difficult but not impossible and takes a lot of practice and being in uncomfortable situations. I suggest going to bars and becoming an alcoholic like me.

>> No.54531660

>>54531370
unfathomably based.
how old are you?
unironically stay virgin till 40 to acquire your full potential, anon

>> No.54531665

>>54531370
coolposter
>>54531632
shitposter
verification not required

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>>54531370
I have, I also made the thread

>> No.54531682

im gonna buy options for MP and im gonna lose alot probably

>> No.54531685

>>54531682
gl;hf

>> No.54531726

>>54531190
>Nope. Pure true French babies
This is cope
La quantité de bougnoles que je vois la rue c'est incroyabale

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You will fucking redeem.

>> No.54531772

>>54531370
Go to a homeless shelter with a bucket of chicken.

>> No.54531795

Thoughts on the potential banking collapse?
I am a dividend investor and planning to load up on some CTBI and OZK on the discount. They are all dividend aristocrat and have strong balance sheet but their stocks keep dropping for no reason.

>> No.54531828

>>54530777
What happened to his other channel?

>> No.54531840

N

>> No.54531851

>>54531840
I

>> No.54531856

G

>> No.54531861

>>54531856
G

>> No.54531868

>>54531856
E

>> No.54531870

R

>> No.54531872

>>54531861
E

>> No.54531874
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>>54531870
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE DID IT BOYS!!!!

>> No.54531878

>>54531868
Scoopsies go to bed. You need to stop taking amphetamines this late.

>> No.54531883

>>54531872
delet

>> No.54531888

>>54531878
SHIT THE FUCK UP, NIGGERKIKE

>> No.54531890

>>54531878
imagine taking amphetamines and just using it to shitpost instead of doing something productive
couldn't be me

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I feel like I should buy bond ETFs

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>>54531888
Don't call me a niggerkike you triple nigger

>> No.54531897

>>54531795
The only one I have faith in to make it through and still reach new ATHs is JPM. I don't think it is the time to slurp yet either

>> No.54531906

>>54531894
only 976 subs left to go until monetization, triple knee-grow

>> No.54531915

>>54531906
I don't need to get monetized because you're going to financially support me.

>> No.54531922

>>54531915
I don’t need to financially support you because you’re going to financially support my hooker and amphetamine addictions

>> No.54531931

Astor edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>> No.54531934

>>54531922
Hey you're the richfag. Maybe if you get me a comfy coding position we'll have a conversation.

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Frens I think the VIX is going to zero

>> No.54531944
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54531944

Possibly on pace for the worst smg general of all time.

>> No.54531945

>>54531944
somebody post the webm

>> No.54531948

>>54531944
Avatarfags and tripniggers are cancer 99% of the time and these two homosexuals are no exception.

>> No.54531951

>>54531934
>implying there’s any openings right now
name a database that supports a multidimensional index and which type of index it uses, and then maybe I’ll think it over

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>>54531945
there you go bud

>> No.54531954

>>54530788
noted
much app nigger who didn't correct me until now for the benefit of all when you saw incorrect info

>> No.54531956

>>54531940
holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a nigger in my dreams either

>> No.54531957

>>54530777
>>54531828
Rocker what the fuck have these videos turned into? You're just babbling nonsensically about random bullshit.

>> No.54531958

>>54531874
nice

>> No.54531961

>>54531945
I’m not familiar, tell me more

>> No.54531966

>>54531956
pretty unlikely given you see them all the time in the "real world". I't a bug like with chinese AI.

>> No.54531967

>>54531951
>name a database that supports a multidimensional index and which type of index it uses, and then maybe I’ll think it over
Easy, I'm sure you're familiar with the index called ligma?

>> No.54531972

>>54531957
>implying that’s not the way that it has always been

>> No.54531979
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54531979

i did some eyeballing of the indeciiis. the bottom so far was october 13 2022. that was 6 months ago.

will be interesting to see will we move higher or lower or just stay in the current range going up and down.

>> No.54531983

>>54531972
I don't recall him going on a tangent about saving humanity from aliens before.

>> No.54531986

>>54531944
joke’s on you, I already knew it would show shoveldog, nigger

>> No.54531994

>>54531983
you just haven’t been paying attention then, my man

>> No.54531998

>>54531957
What are you talking about? I gave very concrete stock picks in the video. Guaranteed winners. I also saved humanity from a full blown alien invasion, and this is the thanks I get? You should be a little more appreciative of what I do here.

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Oy vey

>> No.54532011

>>54530777
>wearing the same shirt almost every video
imagine the smell

>> No.54532028

>>54531998
>thinks making a variety of grunting noises in a series that roughly resembles english sentences is “stock picking”
imagine my shock.

>> No.54532053

>>54531979
also seems like from the recent moving there is a downward pressure at the current level. so will be interesting to see.

just from the technicals id say its bobo time the next few weeks.

>> No.54532056

>>54532028
Hey I'm not the one with heavy SOXL bags. Whats you're average, $70?

>> No.54532063

>>54532056
$53 sir, and I haven’t averaged down at all, you dumb nigger

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I struggle to get a reaction time under 170 these days, and gaming is literally my only identifying factor and i lost a front tooth
whats even the point, its over from here

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54532088

>>54532063
>$53

>> No.54532160

can someone make a new smg, this one is making me uncomfortable

>> No.54532170
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>>54532160
It's supposed to.

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>>54532160

>> No.54532225
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>>54532160
NMP

>> No.54532229

I just watched Schindler's list and it was the most beautiful film I've ever seen. It's unironically disgusting how some people regard holocaust as a joke or even deny it as fictitious

>> No.54532257 [DELETED] 

>>54532229

>> No.54532274 [DELETED] 

>>54532229
its big nose propaganda. how many oscars did they give themselves?

>> No.54532315 [DELETED] 

>presents

>> No.54532323

>past futures (presents)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFtoanBDjOE

>> No.54532407

>>54531650
B00kmarked

>> No.54532409

>>54531948
Correct.

>> No.54532410

uuh, why dump

>> No.54532413
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>futures

>> No.54532417

holy fuck the mario movie didn't have a single drop of hollywood bullshit
I forgot how fun movies used to be

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>>54531948
>Avatarfags and tripniggers are cancer 99% of the time and these two homosexuals are no exception.

>> No.54532425
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54532425

Will it print or dilate?

>> No.54532429

Big line go... down?

>> No.54532435

green color now red

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no refunds

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54532484

.

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>>54531944
Let me fix that

>> No.54532508
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54532508

>futes

>> No.54532529

Dubs and WWIII today

>> No.54532570

>>54532529
Nah it's going to be next 2 weeks.

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>>54532529
trips more like

>> No.54532596

>>54532491
Ewww

>> No.54532603

>GFAI ate shit on Thursday and dropped back down to 8
Goddammit I should have bought

>> No.54532641

where is everyone?

>> No.54532642
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>>54532529
>WWIII today
Not soon enough

>> No.54532648

>>54532641
Cash gang

>> No.54532671

>>54532648
yup. also reporting my losses today so my returns get more juicier

>> No.54532679

>>54530160
What do you think will happen to the other markets once US pops, dumbass.

>> No.54532695
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>>54531283
Holy shit, we're getting a ton of bullish news. Tsmc is reporting a weakening of sales and Apple notebooks down 40%. This means the market can only go up from here as Samsung went up 5% on 96% drop in profit and micron mooned 10% on a $2b loss in revenue. Today's gonna be neon fucking green. Soxl Chad's rise up

>> No.54532696

>FRC pushed back earning by 2 weeks
>team members leaving left and right
Fuck... might be time to call it quits bros... this sucks... it might make a comeback one day but I just can't.

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>>54532679
irish super power?

>> No.54532708

>>54532696
Why did you buy a failing bank?

>> No.54532720

>>54532708
Hes a poltard and believes conspiracies about jews

>> No.54532721

Kek baggies

>> No.54532731
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54532731

Looking spycy today

>> No.54532733

>>54532696
go back to the /FRC/ general pls

>> No.54532735

>>54532229
Based.

>> No.54532744

>>54530269
Why the fuck didn't you sell at 18?

>> No.54532766
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>>54532696
Anon... why FRC when PACW can give the potential same reward but with less risk.

>> No.54532778

>>54532744
Tech is bottoming out across the board and companies are posting record losses meaning that there will be a huge rebound in 2024 and the market is correctly pricing it in. Very bullish for tech

>> No.54532781

Looks like it will be a green week.

>> No.54532797
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>futes

>> No.54532815

can tesla actually shift from neodymium, if so thats bad for MP since competitors will likely follow the pony.
thats the only downside i see here for the future of this company

>> No.54532832

>>54532778
Yeah, in a year or two.
Right now SOXL is going to crash to $5.
You could have converted your SOXL to SOXS and tripled the amount of SOXL shares you own without adding any new money.

>> No.54532837 [DELETED] 

>>54532274
oh shut up, everyone knows that happened to the jews was a horrible tragedy. Only contrarians on 4channel even dare to suggest otherwise

>> No.54532839

>>54532815
>thats the only downside i see
there's many more

>> No.54532845

>>54532778
historically that's not true, recessions take a while to reach their bottom and tech is no exception

>> No.54532850

WHY ARE WE GAPING DOWN ON VERY LITTLE (some would even argue no) NEWS AT ALL

>> No.54532855

>>54532850
insiders and profit-takers

>> No.54532876

>>54532837
>implying they didn't deserve it

>> No.54532878

>>54532850
>new BOJ Chairman takes over
>says he wants to do nothing right now
>will take a “wait and see” approach
>Yen falls
>Dollar pumps
>stocks tank

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>futures

i-is this the big one?

>> No.54532884

>>54532850
Because we are up for no reason AT ALL

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>>54532832
>>54532845
Go look at Micron and Samsung rn. When tech companies post bad news their stock moons because it means that they will return to profitability soon. It's not just some fucking troll shit. Tech is super bullish now. See
>>54531327

>> No.54532893

>>54532839
yeah im just retarded, youre right

>> No.54532899

>>54532876
Baggot just because you let that charlatan gookfu turn your back on Judaism, doesn't mean you should wish harm upon them.

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>futes slippin

>> No.54532906

>>54532893
their main problem is the chinksect getting more and more uppity; fucking up sales, production, and obtaining resources with new regulations appearing

>> No.54532907

Red week huh

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I tried to warn you

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>>54531327
Future futes rippin!

>> No.54532927 [DELETED] 

>>54532837
this. reading the stories about what the Nazis did was horrible. I read they threw Jews out of the plans to parachute into a pit of angry gorillas to be beaten and dismembered. just horrible, only a truly sick person would question that.

>> No.54532928

where's that futures spot bingo thing, are we opening red or green

>> No.54532930

BUD baggers, Rocker, et.al. Am I wrong seeing that they report 3 months after the fact? Q422 and fiscal 22 reported March, they're not going to report the April losses until July or August?

Will probably try to spin that as "people are accepting of..." since the quarter reported will be Jan, Feb March? The ads dropped just a few days ago?

>> No.54532940

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NATGAS, iNJECTION PHASE HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOME

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>>54532915
The white line really ended up following the historical trend from September till now didn't it? Good call. What do?

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>its another day of SMG rehashing the same stonks thats chips stocks, FAGMAN, some randomass mining stock, staring at indices, cash gang forever posters

pajeetass board, probably 3 people here that hold a stock for more then 6 months.

>> No.54532946

>>54532899
I'm not saying I wish harm upon them, but if you look at how they treated Germany after WW1 some could argue that they deserved some harm upon them.

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crash when

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>>54532940
BOIL bros this is OUR time

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Mumu shits

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>>54532876
They really really didn't. First off most jews killed were polish and often poor, secondly the so called "american jews" were integral part of Germany's economic revival as US was big on softer reparations, not to forget that those reparations were paid by US loans which allowed for a higher standard of living.

And how could we forget that jews for chiefly blamed for stabbing Germany in the back during WW1 despite the major reason for the defeat was 100 days offensive?

>>54532927
Shit like this is why holocaust denial is banned. A lot of these takes come from frightened children who didn't understand what happened or don't remember what happened.

Take this meme as an example since it's pretty widely distributed on /pol/ in order to deny the holocaust too absurd to actually happened. What they don't tell you is that this account was from a person who was a child at the time, they didn't realize that bullets can bend and therefore thought the barrel did. It did happen, there was a piece of pipe and jews were forced to shoot inside the pipe, causing a ricochet and their demise.

It's pretty sickening how people even attempt to find some sort of proof that holocaust wasn't real in the accounts of scared children

>> No.54532979

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.54532982

BOIL UPDATE
in case you missed it above
I WAS WRONG BEFORE
CONTRACT ROLL
STARTS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW
TOMORROW
AND LAST THROUGH THE 17TH
>17TH
17TH
BECAUSE IT STARTS
SIXTH BUSINESS DAY
NOT JUST
THA SIXTH
>THA SIXTH
THA SIXTH
PROCEED WITH GREAT CAUTION
SHOULD THOU
BE DUMB ENOUGH
TO OVERNIGHT HOLD
RATHER THAN INTRADAY
SWING
>SWING
SWING

>> No.54532987
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COME ON
THIS IS THE FINAL SMG

>> No.54532988

Are Herman Miller chairs worth it?

>> No.54532992

Buy UNL if you’re worried about contract roll overs

>> No.54532994

>>54532915
I dont get it. isnt the s&p at 4100 right now? literally nothing happened, again.

>> No.54532996

>>54532963
>scared children
exactly, this is why the rollercoasters and electrified swimming pools were so effective. they played on the children's desire to be normal kids. you think you are going to loop-de-loop but it just rockets into the oven.

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>> No.54533031

>>54532892
Macro shakedowns don't give a fuck.
SOXL is going to $5.

>> No.54533032

>>54532988
no you dumb nigger just get some cheap ikea chair, it's the same thing

>> No.54533089

>>54533032
>ikea
>he doesnt own at least an eams 670
get off my board poorfag

>> No.54533099

>>54533089
it's a fucking chair, if you think you're rich, you're not going to waste your money on some fucking overpriced meme shit

only a true poorfag falls for marketing tactics

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IT'S HEALING!!

>> No.54533114

>>54533089
the embody is more comfortable than anything upright ive sat in so far.
and their relative company makes the best lounge chair in existence
if i ever make enough dough im gonna grab an embody since they have insane warranties and i worked in their warehouse and their replacement times are under a month

>> No.54533124

>>54533089
>>54533099
It only makes sense if it's some kind of weird designer shit that you could sell decades later. Even then you would have to be very careful which isn't the purpose of using a fuckin chair

>> No.54533143

>>54533099
As long as the chair isn't woke or only has 3 legs or some shit, like just fucking sit in it.

>> No.54533147

>>54533124
precisely
>create a chair with a whacky design
>brand it as revolutionary and "performance seating"
>it's actually just cheap plastic and some cheap metals
>charge 1k

>> No.54533148

>>54533099
if you work from home you're not going to sit on a fucking ikea chair whole day
and if you have 2 working brain cells you either send your employer the invoice or you do the work yourself and claim tax deductions on those expenses

>> No.54533154

>>54533031
soxl is going to 50 by end of year

>> No.54533160

>some random woman got a promotion at the company I work at
>company has tens of thousands of people but this one needed an announcement via outlook for some fucking reason
>email was something like "join us in congratulating her!"
>we actually have people hitting reply all to say congratulations
>my inbox already has dozens of pointless emails of this shit
>its literally ONLY women
>not a single man at the company has been dumb enough to do it
Its so exhausting.

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>>54533099
> not investing money in a good chair
> likely not investing money on a good mattress either

bricked

>> No.54533163

>>54532731
Al Bundy?

>> No.54533167

>>54533160
the men are working

>> No.54533168

>>54533148
I got the Herman Miller, but it was between that and an IKEA chair. Unfortunately at the time the only IKEA with the chair I wanted in stock was in Baltimore, and with a $100 shipping charge it was more expensive than the Herman Miller. So I have the Herman Miller now

>> No.54533170

>>54533148
you're falling for the meme of price differences supposedly meaning drastic improvements in comfort

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>>54532963
>picrel

>> No.54533180

>>54533167
Literally. The best part is you can see their profile pic and every single one of then is some ham beast

>> No.54533181

>>54533160
this is the worst. I'm constantly getting emails from women in office to pitch in for so and so Karen's bday. Fuck out of here, what are we 12

>> No.54533187

>>54533168
Herman Miller chairs rule. I have 3 of them, nothing even comes close

>> No.54533193

>>54533181
HR doesnt want to say anything and be on the hook for telling women to shut up so we're just all getting spam emails.

Like clearly not all women are like this, but holy fuck so many of them are literal children with empty heads and dumb lifeless smiles

>> No.54533200

My only wish is for the EU stock market to finally crash. Even if higher Natgas prices are necessary for that. I don't care.

>> No.54533201

>>54533171
>whatchootalkinaboutwillis

>> No.54533204

>>54533187
>Herman Miller
Just took one look at their website, and they're fucking telling me to celebrate Earth day all fucking year long. These at what we call woke chairs. You sit down, and the creaks as you rock come out saying shit like "Trans women are women", you'll never be able to get shit done sitting in one of these because you have to argue with the fucking chair's liberal talking points every 5 minutes.

>> No.54533214

>>54533207
>>54533207
>>54533207
>>54533207
>>54533207

>> No.54533225

>>54533204
>spend 1k on a chair
>when you sit down on it it tries to shove a dildo in your anus and tells you you're a cis male scum bigot if you get up to stop it

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>>54533032
>ikea chair

>> No.54533399

>>54533154
By the end of next year, maybe.

>> No.54534065

>>54533204
>the product is bad because the company is woke
I hate these ESG niggerfaggots as much as the next but sometimes it's just not true

>> No.54534298

>>54530678
Do it, don't think, do it