/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54526175]

Comedy Gold Edition

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
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https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54519028

[Anonymous No.54526198]

HEY HEY WE'RE THE MONKEES

[Anonymous No.54526215]

>the webm that stumped /smg/

[Anonymous No.54526219]

Happy Easter. Enjoy the ham , lamb, and potatoes.

[Anonymous No.54526232]

After lunch and my Wife giving me some "motivation" I finally quit being a lazy bum today. Went out and mowed the yard and put the garbage in the bin. Also cleaned the inside of my car. Now i'm back to being lazy the rest of the evening/night.

[Anonymous No.54526240]

>>54526232
Lazy cuck.

[Anonymous No.54526250]

BULLS = GAY

[Anonymous No.54526253]

How do I let my money make me money so I don't have to work anymore

[Anonymous No.54526271]

>>54526253
Dividends are your friend!
Just kidding, share buybacks are better

[Anonymous No.54526274]

>>54526253
divvies, IEP is a good start

[Anonymous No.54526278]

>>54526232
Based boomer.

[Anonymous No.54526287]

>>54526215
jfc do zoomers really not understand what light is?

[Anonymous No.54526313]

>>54526287

[Anonymous No.54526351]

What stock do I buy to get a 12yo daughterwife

[Anonymous No.54526352]

>>54526351
MODS

[Anonymous No.54526373]

>>54526352
Mod? Modine manufacturing companyM they make daughterwifes?

[Anonymous No.54526375]

>>54526253
Tax liens and peer to peer lending

[Anonymous No.54526390]

>>54526352
>>54526373
just what i was looking for thanks guys

[Anonymous No.54526397]

[Anonymous No.54526464]

HOLY SHIT CHECK THE PRE-FUTURES

[Anonymous No.54526490]

>>54526464
Holy Fug

[Anonymous No.54526503]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54526504]

>>54526464
No

[Anonymous No.54526520]

I'm really tempted to start getting into commodities, but I'm too much of a coward and an idiot.

Should I just buy some metals etf like lithium and shit?

[Anonymous No.54526525]

Afternoon gang, hope your holidays are all going well. With markets opening again this week we should talk about what we are going to be adding to our portfolios. I'm thinking with markets calming but still in risky territory for some time buying big caps above 100B with strong dividend history and sound stats that have been beaten down to fair valuations is a good strategy. I'll start by saying medtronics, MDT is an overlooked play in the health sector. Their dividend payout history is like a mona lisa painting, their presence in medical technology and equipment is unmatched even by peer large and megacaps. Sure they got big with coronavirus but their pricing is back down to stable levels. Populations are aging and medical devices will always be in use. Sure you could park money in treasury bonds but you need to strike when the iron is hot, I'd rather be in great companies that will be here for 40 years out then sit on the sidelines too long.

[Anonymous No.54526540]

>>54526351
Honestly? For a good wife you need a girl just outta high school. 19 - 20 years old. Before they do the whole college cock ride/life experience thing. Before their heads get filled with "hey its perfectly fine to get tattoos and piercings". You also need to know what her family life is like.

[Anonymous No.54526554]

Loss leader astor slopes nonfarm payrolls JOLTS counterintelligence repo edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

[Anonymous No.54526576]

>>54526287
can you?

[Anonymous No.54526579]

>>54526287
Zoomers don’t understand reality, which is why they’re godless.

After the general understanding of science comes the understanding of its fallibility, thus leading you to Jesus. Happy Easter!

[Anonymous No.54526580]

>>54526525
>markets calming

[Anonymous No.54526586]

>>54526175
Trollfaces? You can't just post trollfaces! They're an outdated meme!

[Anonymous No.54526603]

>>54526540
Family life isn’t totally necessary if you know she’s a great girl. I met my wife at 19, and she came from a broken family. I don’t know what I’d do without her, she’s perfect and I’m blessed. Just use your best judgement with women. It’s not one size fits all.

[Anonymous No.54526605]

>>54526525
Obama who cares about dividends? I don't, I buy stocks to watch them go up, I don't need wall street to give me pizza money I need money I sell. For me its tesla if we are talking big league companies above 100B. Elon musk is an all star, tesla is the mega cap of the 21st century, you win by pushing out losers and all I see is ford and GM and the rest of the auto makers losing. I want to build a collection of killers, and tesla is a killer. It slayed giants by going from the ground up in an industry that is near impossible for new players. I'll be happy to collect my dividends when tesla is worth 3k a share and automobile competitors are on their way to the penny stock whorehouse. You know what dividends are for? Hookers and blow. I'll take a thai ladyboy vacation over the utility bill any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.54526606]

>>54526520
Ask /cmmg/.
Personally, I've been swinging UUUU and learning to trade the mint ratio. Metals tends to trend.
As for long term holds, my eye is on Mexico, as well as uranium, gold, silver, copper, water, sand, and fertilizer. Lithium is apparently good too.

[Anonymous No.54526611]

>tfw smoking a gigantic joint, drinking cafe au lait, and watching a shitty American mk ultra brainwashing movie on Easter Sunday

pic: Independence Day (1996) mark of the beast screenshot

[Anonymous No.54526613]

Also don't forget that gasoline is mixed with ethanol at the pumps to reduce carbon emissions, by federal law. No ethanol = no gasoline. Current blends are about 15%. Ethanol disruptions = higher fuel prices. Ethanol is primarily made from corn, which also drives up corn-based food prices. Expensive ethanol means expensive fuel, which means expensive fuel, which means ...
It's a funny cycle

[Anonymous No.54526628]

>>54526613
Current reminder you can get pure gas blends and this isn’t even a good FUDpost.

[Anonymous No.54526633]

>>54526520
im bullish longterm on Oil, Copper and Uranium.
i own URNM and smaller junior uranium miners. I own canadian oil companies in an ETF called HEU.to and american companies in NRGU

[Anonymous No.54526634]

>>54526628
>FUDpost
More like lack of knowledge on my part. But still, the trend is on the wall, 30 years from now, we won't have gasoline powered cars

[Anonymous No.54526670]

>>54526633
Im waiting for another 3-10% down on uranium tickers sometime this month before I start buying again. they always seem to test near the lows in the following weeks before sky rocketing

[Anonymous No.54526679]

will the slurpers be back tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.54526686]

>>54526633
If I may jump into this conversation...

do you have an exit strategy, or are you taking your stocks to the grave?

are you getting divvies? Wait- do commodities ever give divvies actually?
Excuse the newfag plz

[Anonymous No.54526689]

>>54526613
Best corn stocks?

[Anonymous No.54526698]

>>54526613
>ethanol at the pumps to reduce carbon emissions
This was never even true, ethanol is worse for CO2 emissions any chemist knows this
Its just a giant scheme to keep subsidizing big farms

[Anonymous No.54526701]

>>54526605
I'll be real with you donald, elon musk was a real bro when I was president. Smoking weed with him when I went out to california to see his projects and discuss subsidies was a time I'll never forget. But in all honesty elon is a poor businessman, a great standup hype man but not a real elbow grease salesman like steve jobs or aggressive business builder like gates or bezos. Tesla can grow more but it has a lot of work ahead of itself to justify its very high marketcap. There is also a lot of loyal customers to auto brands outside of tesla. I just don't see tesla stopping them. I also don't see the appeal of a megacap like tesla not offering premium dividends, JNJ apple microsoft coca cola the list goes on of alternatives I'd rather park money in to collect dividends if I'm holding a company with a very high marketcap. Maybe I'd buy tesla in a few years after the nasdaq corrects and money flows away from hype.

[Anonymous No.54526715]

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1645114349378469890

[Anonymous No.54526740]

>>54526679
slurpers are always lurking.

[Anonymous No.54526752]

>>54526613
ethanol was allowed in as essentially a contaminate so they could subsidize farmers and allow refineries to produce lower quality gasoline and have the octane rating propped up by a contaminate. ethanol is actually increasing net system CO2 emissions.

[Anonymous No.54526758]

RSI is starting to get overbought on WMT, thinking of a put butterfly like picrel.

>>54526698
>giant scheme to keep subsidizing big farms
Wouldn't doubt that anyways, hasn't the US been a net grains exporter since the 1880s or something? Farms have always had fat subsidies

[Anonymous No.54526763]

>>54526670
yeah i was buying heavily a few weeks ago, i could easily see another down turn in the next 6 months where we finally hit the bottom. i own FUU.v, i bought it at 11 cents, and its at 35 cents, i cant believe its gone up so much
>>54526686
if we ever get out of this bear market, and the uranium thesis in particular gets going. i am hoping for a multibagger, in which case you can slowly sell 10% every now and then. worst would be a huge spike in prices and stock valuations, and you miss it all.

oil companies have huge dividends, i dont tihnk leveraged products always give them. i think the oil story is so easy and obvious, the sector is cheap and the free cash flow is the best. you can buy XLE, VDE or specific companies like OXY, XOM CVX etc. for a nice dividend.

i firmly believe that the next decade these stocks will do quite well. we havent invested enough into energy. too much regulation, geopolitical issues, and demand. we just gotta get out of this bear market. but thats exactly where you want to buy them, when theyve been derisked and fear is high

[Anonymous No.54526765]

>>54526752
That's amazing, that means that engines are going to corrode faster, which means replacing vehicles sooner, and the preference will eventually shift to EVs (to keep people near and dependent on cities)

[Anonymous No.54526806]

>>54526628
It's such a bitch to get pure gas in florida. None of the shell stations sell it, so I have to settle for circle K. So it's a choice between lower quality gas that will clog my intakes with carbon because it probably has anti-detergents instead of detergents, or lower quality gas that will corrode everything because of the ethanol. And the pure gas at circle K is over a dollar more expensive. It's also 90 octane, when my car's manual calls for 91 octane. It's a small difference, but still.
Very few of the stations in KY had the "X% ethanol" sticker when I lived there. I wonder if that really meant it was pure gas, or if they just weren't required/as dilligent about labelling it properly.

[Anonymous No.54526812]

>>54526701
Going to have to side with barack on this one donald. Tesla is just too much noise even in 2023. Elon musk is a CEO like you are as a president. Everybody that wants to shake up an industry comes to you guys and the party ends as soon as it starts. Tesla moonboys and elon fanboys from the 2010s got rich in 2021 much like ecelebs from 2016 got rich off you. And where are they now? Elon's trying to make a long in the tooth platform alive again, twitter, and you are going to the courthouse trying to copy 2016 over to 2024. I like it safe and I like it timeless, it has to be mcdonalds for me. How could anyone go wrong? Mcdonalds means money and money means my portfolio gets fat like customers of mcdonalds. Super size me was an advertisement not a documentary, we can get super size me the sequel nowadays and it would just make me feel safer about my fat position in this cheeseburger factory.

[Anonymous No.54526817]

>>54526765
it's not really that evil genius. our entire system is based on growth. it's not enough you made a billion dollars profit, what was your net growth? if you made a billion last year you damn well better be making 1.1 billion this year. inflation helps pad the numbers. however the biggest factor is planned obsolescence, and importing 3rd world consumers. loans and payment plans allow 3rd worlders to consoooom at a first world rate keeping the scam going. eventually there will be a push for 100% rentals, again, because the need for growth. an appliance that last 30 years is no longer economically viable.

[Anonymous No.54526833]

only lost $2.2k in the markets last year

[Anonymous No.54526846]

should I bail on US stocks and put my money in foreign stocks?

[Anonymous No.54526848]

An adult male weights 200 lbs.
A home costs 1 million dollars.

[Anonymous No.54526849]

Why does the graph start with a crazy humongeous spike like that, which then lowers drastically soon after?
I have seen this is many charts when looking at MAX timeline

[Anonymous No.54526864]

>>54526812
Sleepy joe cant think outside the box as usual or find his balls and invest in something that requires it. You know what I think of mcdonalds? I think old. Just like you. They can't keep the mcribs as a regular menu item, they downsize their big macs, please tell me what advantage does mcdonalds has outside of finding the cheapest way to give you the cheapest worst burger experience possible. You know I got mcdonalds that one time in the white house cause it was cheap and the budgeting staff would shut the hell up. Please name one thing on their menu that makes them stand out these days other then the mcnuggets. Sure they have decent coffee but I can get coffee at countless places. Give me publix subs any day of the week over mcdonalds.

[Anonymous No.54526872]

>>54526849
cause theres very little uranium left, and if/when uranium goes to 200$ this stock will go up by 10

[Anonymous No.54526875]

>>54526849
war on terror

[Anonymous No.54526882]

Mr. Market

[Anonymous No.54526921]

>>54526763
Very interesting
For my perspective as an outsider* the electric motor market looks waaay hyped up.
Some people all talk like we are %100 going electric NOW, and that it's the solution to all our """climate catastrophe""" woes, but the reality is that they contaminate as much, if not more than coal, plus EMF radiation is through the fucking roof already, by adding all the new electric cars, 5g, and drones shit to cities, they will be turn into microwaves
I think globohomo is shilling it 24/7, since the electric car allows them to have a live recording and mic of you in your car, know where you are at all times, restrict the car's capibilities by remote control, etc.

By outsider I mean that for now as investments, I have a small position in PMs, and I'm working towards getting more income and jumping into smg whenever I can

[Anonymous No.54526934]

>>54526864
I'm actually going to have to side with trump here. Mcdonalds was a great play for many many years, on par with coca cola easily. But I don't feel the love for the company that much anymore. Sure it will go up but I see smarter investments out there. I don't see how they can throw some new tech at their restaurants and fix problems like waving a magic wand. Fast food had some bad PR in the past few years, theres no space for mcdonalds blunt approach. You got competitors like chick fil a delivering a top down quality customer experience the staff hustles and presents themselves better, you just feel a sense of workmanship and workplace energy. It translates into better food, there just isn't pride in mcdonalds experience any more. Hell, the chick fil a guys have jesus on their side and go to church. Meanwhile ronald mcdonald goes around bullying crypto bros for fun. Upper management at mcdonalds is showing problems but you don't see it in other fast food companies.

[Anonymous No.54526944]

>>54526817
But consider: world population growth is slowing. I don't have the exact numbers handy but my understanding is something like a fertility rate of 2.1 several decades ago, compared to like 1.8 now. There's still a positive growth, but the rate of growth is decreasing. That directly translates to less growth in the economy (less jobs, less debt, less exports, less demand etc). Especially if boomers start retiring or dying en masse over the next 10-15 years, there's going to be large gaps all over the place.
And I'm not doomposting, I just think that things are going to stop increasing as fast, gains will be harder and the economy will probably crab for some time. I'm generally defensive. I would be astounded if we have a repeat of the 70s/80s growth cycle and push into new ATHs without crashing in the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.54526947]

>>54526921
we dont even have enough rare earth elements for the electric transition, we need to mine so many minerals. to fuel the transition we need oil and fossil fuels. uranium is an amazing story with even more volatility

[Anonymous No.54526961]

>>54526875
Aaah, that was when the crazy Murrishart Military Industrial Complex turned it up to the 9th gear...
I remember, good times. So that crazy spike is because of the post "(((IX XI)))" """terrorist attack""" counter-attack from USA, then

[Anonymous No.54526966]

>>54526758
That just tells me our agriculture doesn't need it
Fucking New Zealand got rid of their subsidies and they're fine

[Anonymous No.54526977]

>>54526849
Share dilution, typically. Most common with biotech and junior miners.
Now, in the case of UUUU, I believe that the management team was the same as the people behind Encore? Something like that. U as a sector is quite volatile and moves together. As anon said, there is a supply crunch that hasn't been priced into the markets yet, and $120-200 uranium isn't unlikely. Sprott Physical would probably be the best to take direct advantage of it, but URNM is a good general etf. Kazatom and Yellowcake have good physical exposure, too. Beware new companies formed after 2021, they might be there to pump and dump on the sector hype.
It's a good ticker to swing and I will be buying more at $4.80-90 or so. Tends to hit 8-9 and drop off again.
As for a long term hold, a target of 2-4 years is appropriate

[Anonymous No.54527000]

>>54526944
they will push things to keep increasing. we already see this. rentals, emerging 40 year mortgages, lifetime payment plans, endless immigration to 1st world. one way or another they are going to keep the system going long term. we may see a tiny bearish pull back, but it is not going to be some paradigm change.

[Anonymous No.54527007]

>>54526961
uranium price spiked in 2007 or so to 138$, which caused the sector to go parabolic. then fukushima happened

[Anonymous No.54527010]

>>54527000
>rentals, emerging 40 year mortgages, lifetime payment plans
But that's all part of the great reset meme, people will own nothing. Sorry there's a financial collapse and your perpetual mortgage fell through! We'll just have to take it to make the lenders whole, better luck next time!

[Anonymous No.54527025]

>>54527007
>WMDs
Oh look, there's going to be a false flag somewhere that gets blamed on Russia, China, Iran, or North Korea and then the cycle repeats itself.

[Anonymous No.54527051]

>>54527025
>"IT Infrastructure Breakdown"
What the hell does that mean and how could that even happen?
Like a solar flare knocking out computers and servers and networking worldwide?

[Anonymous No.54527053]

>>54527007
>007
I have heard some people say fukushima was a bullshit psyop to put the brakes on nuclear being developed further and becoming the norm. Have you heard of that? What do you think happened?

>>54527025
Guys, look at the logo of the WEF, top right. Look at how the blue line in the background goes through 3 Os, making a 666 symbol embedded subliminally in the logo

[Anonymous No.54527068]

>>54527053
>Guys, look at the logo of the WEF, top right. Look at how the blue line in the background goes through 3 Os, making a 666 symbol embedded subliminally in the logo
How can you refute what a kabbalistic organization says will come to fruition?
Also it looks like the 2023 report came out a while ago

https://www3.weforum.org/docs/WEF_Global_Risks_Report_2023.pdf

[Anonymous No.54527073]

>>54527053
>>54527007
Can someone explain to me why nobody is building thorium reactors? And why do nuclear power plants have to be Fukushima-sized? Why can't they be small and just generate local power?

[Anonymous No.54527090]

>>54527073
I watched a video a couple of months ago about a company doing just that. There were modular nuclear factories that could be installed within a city among regular buildings, or in smaller size to power a factory for example, if I remember correctly

[Anonymous No.54527100]

>>54527053
I've heard that the biggest anti-nuclear green organizations are funded by big oil. It's also not uncommon for them to buy up prime solar/wind locations and leave them undeveloped (>solar and wind) so people remain reliant on oil, coal, and gas.
The two sides of it are that big oil will continue to dominate and people will have to pay through the nose for gasoline while companies make record profits and nothing will change. EVs will not happen on a wide scale. But the flip side of that is that deglobalization seems to be occurring which makes us less reliant on China and others, leading to resource scarcity; in that case, EVs and diluted gasoline makes sense (even if it's harmful); nuclear was branded as a green energy source according to updates to the EU, so it's possible we will actually move towards that instead.

[Anonymous No.54527104]

>>54527073
very antisemetic post, nuclear reactors must use 60s technology and open loop cooling right into the river.

[Anonymous No.54527107]

>>54527090
>>54527073
That was one of the companies I was interested in, NuScale (SMR). They make small (120 ft) modular reactors and got the okay to make them in the US and other locations.

[Anonymous No.54527131]

>>54527073
SMRs are being built, its early stage. I think throium is probably a meme that costs way more and "solves" a problem that doesnt need to be solved: radioactive waste

[Anonymous No.54527166]

>Search for /smg/ on >>>/vg/
>Search for /simg/ on >>>/biz/
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.54527216]

>>54526872
Uranium is not rare. Wtf are you on about?

[Anonymous No.54527227]

Anyway:
>Futures

[Anonymous No.54527241]

>>54526175
Ok, how hard is it to beat the market? I keep seeing you guys telling me to just go for etfs... Shouldn't I try to study the market and make it like Warren Buffet and other successful investors?

[Anonymous No.54527243]

Will I be ITM by Wednesday?

[Anonymous No.54527247]

>>54527227
boring

[Anonymous No.54527253]

>>54527247
Man, I love breasts.

[Anonymous No.54527255]

>>54527243
Or what?

[Anonymous No.54527257]

>fupas

[Anonymous No.54527261]

>>54527227
Bitcoin is up 2%. Monday morning will be spring pasture green.

[Anonymous No.54527273]

>>54527261
The fuck is a bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.54527275]

>>54527255
I don't know how to read this. Is your entire position worth $27?

[Anonymous No.54527289]

>>54526613
15% ethanol is terrible for older engines from early 2000. Eats rubber gaskets like rocker dods tranner bussy

[Anonymous No.54527309]

>>54526606
>>54526633
>uranium
How heavy are those bags?

[Anonymous No.54527310]

May sell some Beyond Meat Inc naked calls tomorrow. If I understand right, you want to sell and buy a call to limit your loss, ie: sell @ $20, buy at $25 - this would limit your max loss to $500.

Apr 21 has a: $17 bid @ $0.30 and $20 ask @ $0.12. So exercising this id profit $18 and risk $300 per contract (excluding commission).

1. Is this the correct way to look at it?

2. How often do trades happen between the bid/ask? Ex: The last $20 strike trade was $0.08 instead of the $0.12 ask. In other words is it best to base my trades off the last trade and set that as my bid/ask? Or will my trades sit their all day and not execute?

3. Any other advice for selling naked calls?

[Anonymous No.54527317]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54527330]

>>54527309
Not too heavy

[Anonymous No.54527335]

>>54527273
It's that thing with a transparent ledger that trades 24/7, enabling anyone to capture profits from market moves like today, on Easter, when traditional markets are closed.

[Anonymous No.54527343]

>>54527309
Unironically doing better than some of my other active trades

[Anonymous No.54527346]

>>54527317
Ooh that's looks tasty. My favorite pizza topping combination is chicken, green pepper, ham, onion.

[Anonymous No.54527348]

>>54527310
you're describing a credit spread, not a naked call. naked call is just writing calls without buying any and not owning the underlying so there is unlimited max loss. i do that often because its fun

[Anonymous No.54527352]

>>54527317
Oh no

[Anonymous No.54527353]

>>54526503
did she just drop cash? like a fucking video game mob? just slam that pig into the ground and get coins

[Anonymous No.54527359]

All the stocks performance percentages on Yahoo Finance and in Apple Stocks are reading wrong for me. Are they reporting wrong for anyone else?

[Anonymous No.54527360]

>>54527317
sausage works better w/ peppers

[Anonymous No.54527372]

>>54527216
He's talking about current supply vs projected future demand. Current supply and flow will not meet current demand 2-3 years into the future, which, incidentally, is about how long it takes to go from ground to reactor. Enriching is the bottleneck.

[Anonymous No.54527386]

This can't be happening.

[Anonymous No.54527404]

>>54527386
We're going to hit circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.54527440]

>>54527051
AWS and/or Cloudflare or whatever all go down simultaneously for an extended period of time, ie. weeks to months

[Anonymous No.54527448]

>>54526313
Based, they're stuck in the cave

[Anonymous No.54527458]

>>54527440
>It will be blamed on Russian or Chinese hackers with no proof, giving the US cartels free reign to manipulate and move assets to themselves

[Anonymous No.54527459]

>BAC
>HTM portfolio is literally -144,000,000,000 USD.

lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.54527481]

So is it gonna crab until wednesday?

[Anonymous No.54527482]

>>54527216
diamonds arent rare either, but they cost 10,000 dollars anon

[Anonymous No.54527497]

CPI will come in cooling

when every economist, bank, equity analyst, youtube retard, twitter literally who, redditor is bearish

it means maximum pain

[Anonymous No.54527505]

>yields

[Anonymous No.54527510]

>>54527459
soft landing onto the fed's balance sheet, with tighter lending standards to support confidence and stability in our banking system

[Anonymous No.54527519]

WE ARE SO BACK

[Anonymous No.54527534]

>>54527497
with natural gas being given away for free, i assume that will have a large impact on fertilizer prices, which will help drive food costs lower than where they are currently. labor costs are already coming down. it wouldn't surprise me to see negative MoM prints by EOY

[Anonymous No.54527550]

>>54526966
if by "fine" you mean "everything raped by the dairy boom" then yes

[Anonymous No.54527554]

>uranium shills are back
Time to short UUUU

[Anonymous No.54527559]

>>54527534
>negative mom by eoy
Sounds feasible,but im looking forwards for a group to disrupt that.

[Anonymous No.54527576]

>>54527317
i heard brits put chicken on pizza all the time is this true

[Anonymous No.54527592]

>>54527459
>"It's not a loss until you sell" nightmare mode

[Anonymous No.54527596]

>>54527554
>the market is moved by 5 Anons talking for 5 minutes about Uranium on an online internet basket weaving Pinoy forum
Damn, the memetic force of biz is even bigger than pols

[Anonymous No.54527598]

Don't hold back, how bad is it going to be next week?

[Anonymous No.54527611]

>>54527598

[Anonymous No.54527617]

test

[Anonymous No.54527620]

>>54527617
MODS

[Anonymous No.54527626]

>>54527598

[Anonymous No.54527634]

>>54527598
very average, bulls are lazy and bears are waiting. news is bad but not alarming.

[Anonymous No.54527638]

>>54527481
futures seem to think so

[Anonymous No.54527652]

>>54527634
I just need until Thursday to reposition and maybe roll some bad bets.
Good Lord please let it crab until then.

[Anonymous No.54527654]

>>54527596
>>54527554
Hoping for a juicy gap down to $3-4 so I can go hard on it for the next cycle

[Anonymous No.54527666]

do americans trade on monday?

[Anonymous No.54527685]

>>54527666
Yea boi.

[Anonymous No.54527692]

>>54527666
Yes Satan.

[Anonymous No.54527695]

>>54527654
What is the length of the whole uranium sales cycle and where are we in it?

[Anonymous No.54527751]

>>54527685
>>54527692
ok

[Anonymous No.54527753]

>>54527695
>What is the length of the whole uranium sales cycle
30 years
>and where are we in it?
Day 1. Every day is day 1. Do not fall for uranium shills, those bags will never see break even

[Anonymous No.54527759]

>>54527695
Swinging UUUU is about 40-60 days from peak to trough, though the macro bull case is about 1.5-3 years away.

[Anonymous No.54527796]

>>54527695
We are early. Uranium contracts last 10 years +. There's not enough supply to cover new demand. New supply has to be mined from new mines, which will raise the price. The current price of 50$ is to low to incentivize new production. Somethings gotta give

[Anonymous No.54527802]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54527815]

>>54527481
cute dog

[Anonymous No.54527838]

Reading another hentai doujin (What? Hey it keeps the mind active) This one involves a dude who moved out on his own who's from a well to do family. His mother contacts his childhood friend to quote "look after her virgin son who's afraid some gold digger will get her claws into him". The childhood friend's mother is also all for her doing it to. So both meet up and he lets her stay with him. The twist; seems she loves the helpless idiot and he loves her back. She forces the idiot to confess to her before they fuck like rabbits. She rides him and and basically forces him to give her a creampie. Well guess since both parents already approve no big shock when she gets knocked up later. Then another one, kinda the same thing only this time the girl tracks down the dude at his school and corners him in a class room. They fuck and during the deed she jerks the condom off and forces him to give her a creampie. Then since well the genie is out of the bottle now they fuck bareback some more.

[Anonymous No.54527848]

>It's ceiling fan weather

[Anonymous No.54527854]

>>54527838

[Anonymous No.54527857]

>>54527838
Bullish for the yen.

[Anonymous No.54527870]

>>54526215
>record without paper
>record with paper
>splice together
Captain Disillusion has ruined me

[Anonymous No.54527891]

>>54527870
Anon hold a piece of paper up to your mirror right now.

[Anonymous No.54527904]

>>54527891
oh right its just the mirror from side lulul

[Anonymous No.54527951]

>>54526215
This is that Insane Clown Posse "fuckin magnets, how do they work?" meme but unironically and for zoomers.

[Anonymous No.54527965]

FUCK COINBASE

[Anonymous No.54527972]

>>54527510
All it would take is 4% of Americans to withdraw all of their cash from BAC. It would collapse in a day, that's how much power people have

[Anonymous No.54527982]

Well I guess the bank crisis is officially over now.

[Anonymous No.54527989]

>TOTAL USD DEATH is imminent
How do I play this as a burger?

[Anonymous No.54527996]

>>54527989
Acoomulate assets.

[Anonymous No.54528008]

>>54527982
No it's just mutually agreed that we're going to ignore it for the time being.

[Anonymous No.54528011]

>>54527972
as a bear i've become numb to all the honey and pic-a-nic baskets, salmon season won't start until bears are absolutely on the brink of starvation

that is to say, i don't care how fragile everything is when it apparently means nothing about when it will break, so i refuse to increase my bearish position and refuse to advise others to do it either. fuuny enough my old penny stock is pumping hard so i care even less

[Anonymous No.54528023]

>>54527972
>people have power guys they just need to spontaneously coordinate to do something

[Anonymous No.54528025]

>>54528011
>old penny stock is pumping
What is it?

[Anonymous No.54528030]

>>54528025
NAK

[Anonymous No.54528036]

>>54528025
MONI, used to be WOGI when it was shilled here

[Anonymous No.54528041]

>>54528011
>salmon season won't start until bears are absolutely on the brink of starvation
Time to slurp AQB

[Anonymous No.54528042]

>>54528011
>pic-a-nic baskets
age?

[Anonymous No.54528056]

>>54528042
Are you asking that because of the Yogi Bear reference, or because of the picnic basket reference?

[Anonymous No.54528060]

>>54526313
Can you explain the theory of optics? Or are you just aware of it? You are misusing that meme regardless, these zoomers at least are curious, which is vibrationally higher than your mockery. Glowies are like the shadowcasters but worse they think they are creating reality lmao. Does this post echo down there in that cavern?

[Anonymous No.54528066]

>>54528036
Looks terrible. How much do you have invested?

[Anonymous No.54528067]

>>54528066
:)

[Anonymous No.54528080]

everytime someone says something about shorting the market right now, my urges to buy increase
Ticker for this feeling?

[Anonymous No.54528089]

>>54526351
Wayfair

[Anonymous No.54528105]

>>54528080
obviously soxl

[Anonymous No.54528111]

>>54528080
SOXL and BOIL

[Anonymous No.54528116]

I'm going to take out a 10k loan in my brothers name. What buy? I just have to beat 8% APR

[Anonymous No.54528142]

>>54528116
>loan in my brothers name

[Anonymous No.54528169]

>>54528116
>loan in my brothers name

[Anonymous No.54528170]

>>54528056
the cartoon I watched so many times on TV in the 70s

[Anonymous No.54528183]

>>54528142
>>54528169
Yeah that way I'm not obligated to pay it back if my investments go tits up. Its called strategy

[Anonymous No.54528205]

>>54526806
Ur a smoothbrain. The margins of error for octane rating is definitely well over 1%, probably closer to 5%, 90/91 are the same

[Anonymous No.54528264]

>yields

[Anonymous No.54528284]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54528292]

>yikes

[Anonymous No.54528306]

I have 9pm reservations later /biz/

[Anonymous No.54528314]

>>54528284
incredible webbum

[Anonymous No.54528395]

>>54528314
Check this one

[Anonymous No.54528404]

>>54528314
>>54528395

[Anonymous No.54528412]

>>54528395
QRD?

[Anonymous No.54528417]

>>54526253
sell calls

[Anonymous No.54528430]

>>54528404
I don't want to be horny any more

[Anonymous No.54528454]

>>54528412
Sheboon wanted her reparations and her Rosa Parks™ moment but fucked around and found out. Was also arrested.

[Anonymous No.54528456]

>>54528417
>queue lowball bid on options during slowest hours of trading day
>order fills because options writers are retards
>sell the option for market value later. Easy 2x+
Thanks for the easy gains

[Anonymous No.54528500]

> futures

[Anonymous No.54528503]

>>54528430

[Anonymous No.54528518]

>>54528284
I have never been black friday shopping.
I try to get my xmas shopping done in October.

[Anonymous No.54528533]

Is there something weird about the markets lately?
Because I have been unbelievably horny

[Anonymous No.54528547]

>>54526758
this is not a bad play. wmt is coming up on resistance and 135 is about the bottom of the last range.

[Anonymous No.54528548]

>>54528105
>>54528111
you're about as predictable as a fastball on a 3-0 count
give me a slider

[Anonymous No.54528564]

>>54526175
Is there a place I can discuss the stock market that isnt filled with schizos talking nonsense 24/7?

[Anonymous No.54528574]

>>54528564
No.

[Anonymous No.54528575]

>>54528564
reddit

[Anonymous No.54528589]

>>54528564
back2reddit

[Anonymous No.54528592]

>>54528564
No. If Bloomberg terminals allowed pictures, there would be mumus and bobos there too

[Anonymous No.54528634]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54528639]

>>54528564
/smg/ doesnt talk about the stock market because it has already figured everything out. this thread is for OOOO'ing and AAAAA'ing and dabbing on anyone going against you. sounds like you're the retard here tbqh

[Anonymous No.54528718]

i put the FUN in fundamental analysis

[Anonymous No.54528740]

Are stock option greeks accurate?

1. For example, an option delta represents the % chance it will end ITM at expiry. How are these calculations made and are they historically accurate? Considering no one knows the future and past performance is no indication of the future how are these deltas even calculated?

2. Any free sites that can show greeks / delta and % chance an option will be ITM @ expiry?

[Anonymous No.54528752]

>>54528740
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/ and Barchart

[Anonymous No.54528763]

>>54528740
>options
>any rationality to their (((value)))

[Anonymous No.54528770]

I hate fat women.

[Anonymous No.54528773]

>>54528740
Don't just focus on delta. Theta and Vega are where most price valuation will come from

[Anonymous No.54528777]

>white women pick dogs over white guys
Bros... is there no hope?

[Anonymous No.54528782]

My profile is sideways for the past two years. i'm such a good investor.

[Anonymous No.54528790]

>>54528564
No. The market is made by men like us.

[Anonymous No.54528793]

>>54528782
Follow Cramer and pay him $500 a year to be a memeber of his investment club

[Anonymous No.54528796]

>>54528782
i think it's called a portfolio but hey whatever works for you man

[Anonymous No.54528798]

>>54528777
>that dogs face
He knows. He knows exactly what he is doing. I'll take a hard pass on his bitch though.

[Anonymous No.54528799]

Finally finished moving my shit. Feels eerie being in a house by myself.

[Anonymous No.54528800]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54528802]

>>54528740
>For example, an option delta represents the % chance it will end ITM at expiry.
No.

[Anonymous No.54528805]

>>54528564
what do you want to know about the stock market son I will tell you things
did you see my research
i did some paper trading options too
plus some other stuff
plus a bunch of other stuff
it's complicated in some ways
but simple in others
what is it you are wanting to talk about on the stocks
do you know about Mr. Market
if you don't know about Mr. Market then you should
should be gassed
should be gassed
should be gassed assed assed
do you buy stocks
do you fly flocks
do you shy socks
do you rblx
you should see my research
you should go to a church

[Anonymous No.54528808]

>>54528634
looks tasty. Is it?

[Anonymous No.54528810]

>>54528799
It’s called being an adult anon

[Anonymous No.54528811]

>>54528793
Honestly I would pay Jim money so I could listen to his unfiltered insane ramblings. Not $500 but the feeling is still there.

[Anonymous No.54528816]

>>54528634
>couldnt call it apple jack since its trademarked

[Anonymous No.54528817]

>>54528547
I try to trade trends, though this seems like reversal trading. How do I know it will reject the support?

[Anonymous No.54528825]

>>54528810
I am going to have to up my safety game

[Anonymous No.54528835]

>>54528811
Sometimes I think the same, but $500 is too much to listen to his unfiltered ramblings for entertainment

[Anonymous No.54528836]

oil oniichan baka desu

[Anonymous No.54528841]

>>54528836
Sorry. until Wednesday it's a Bone Saw market.

[Anonymous No.54528850]

>>54528782
>+17% in 2021
>-3% in 2022
>+12% in 2023 so far
I'm a genius! Oh wait I forgot they're lying about inflation numbers and I'm still way below those

[Anonymous No.54528854]

could someone qrd me on fed reverse repo kicking back in

[Anonymous No.54528865]

>>54528782
I'm down 50% over two years but I was up 200% at one point
I have to stop not taking profit, I've literally never cashed out early

[Anonymous No.54528869]

>>54528854
Reverse repo or repo operations? Feds doing both currently.

[Anonymous No.54528886]

>>54528865
Next time your trade goes green, sell half the position, simple as

[Anonymous No.54528885]

>>54528869
i am a happy illiterate concerning all of this, but whatever picrel is illustrating is what my curiosity pertains to
cheers !

[Anonymous No.54528903]

>>54528817
you never do, but I keep assuming support and resistance will hold until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.54528907]

>>54526175
I think I'll be pulling out of the US market back to my country before this month ends. Sooner or later everyone will collude and dump the dollar.

[Anonymous No.54528915]

>>54528885
You are talking about the global level daily repo operations. Other banks cant get enough dollars so fed said it will print infinite dollars and in return other countries pledge their currency for it. Then at the end they swap back and fed charges those countries 5% interest

[Anonymous No.54528916]

>>54528885
>Reverse repo: We have ca$$$h and want some yield
>Repo: We have some yield (T-Bills or whatever) and need some ca$$$h
Temporary spike just means the system needed more dollars for a couple weeks during the bank run fears.

[Anonymous No.54528940]

>>54528740
>an option delta represents the % chance it will end ITM at expiry.
No. It represents how much the option will gain or lose value for every $1 movement in the underlying. This number is greater the closer to the money you are, and the closer to the money, the higher probability it will touch or expire ITM which you can use to evaluate which strikes to pick. But your participation in the market affects the outcome, so if you sell enough of those 20 Delta options you will watch it become the 50 delta option in real time. Been there. More than once. Not fun but kind of amazing at the same time.

[Anonymous No.54528956]

>>54528907
And crash the Yuan into the dirt causing America and China to go "Fuck you we'll trade with each other and exploit Africa while you retards squabble over scraps."

[Anonymous No.54528971]

>>54528907
>everyone will collude
Sir we are everyone.

[Anonymous No.54529037]

What's happening this week /biz/ ? Are we gonna pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.54529038]

>>54528770
>t. tattooed

[Anonymous No.54529054]

>>54529037
>I'm gonna become Hokage of the /smg/ village

[Anonymous No.54529065]

>>54526817
You're one naive little goyim if you believe that.

[Anonymous No.54529113]

I invested 4k last year to test the waters. I am at 6.5k. I have AES, STLA, and RCL. I lost money on MO. Ii bought right before it crashed and didn't want to hold ad I wanted to short RCL which I did and money. Then I bought RCL and it went way up like I thought it would. I talked about all my trades on here over the year. No one thought what I did I was just mocked by my choices.
This year I made it to 7k by buying WAL at 18 and selling at 36. I still think it could go back to normal.
Tbh if I had my actual savings account I'm not sure I would be so risky. It also made my taxes annoying and I had to pay like 400 extra from it. But I sold stuff without holding.
All in all I have enjoyed doing this.

[Anonymous No.54529135]

>>54526215
Simple. We live in a simulation.

[Anonymous No.54529172]

>>54529113
based/blessed esl

[Anonymous No.54529205]

>>54529135
>It's a shitty simulation where they have to render two rooms to simulate the mirrors

[Anonymous No.54529213]

>>54529135
>priced in

[Anonymous No.54529222]

>>54529054
After the bobo gang rolls in and murders scoops. The like some frogs name you hokage or something I didn't watch the show.

[Anonymous No.54529226]

>>54529205
Real life is Elder Scrolls 6. Sorry you had to find out this way. No you can't opt out of purchasing.

[Anonymous No.54529244]

>>54526605
>Ooo let me try this

Nigger.

How'd I do?

[Anonymous No.54529277]

>>54529226
I'm ok with this. My life in even fallout 3 is better than here.

[Anonymous No.54529293]

Happy Easter /smg/!!!

Fresh Update

https://youtu.be/gNimKGO-cEc
https://youtu.be/gNimKGO-cEc
https://youtu.be/gNimKGO-cEc

[Anonymous No.54529315]

>>54529293
wtf is this long anecdote?

[Anonymous No.54529336]

>>54529315
It's market related...

[Anonymous No.54529346]

>>54529293
>easter dinner
wtf i thought you were jewish

[Anonymous No.54529347]

>>54529336
Ok
And also, I was supposed to call my family for Easter, but they wanted to hang out with my sister's new boyfriend instead, so I didn't talk to anyone today

[Anonymous No.54529369]

>>54529346
Just trying to cater to you goys
>>54529347
That's sad anon, nobody should spend Easter alone

[Anonymous No.54529377]

>>54529369
you better not be a goy larping as a jew. thats worse than being a regular goy

[Anonymous No.54529382]

>>54528564
Nairachan.com but there's only one guy kek

[Anonymous No.54529393]

>>54529377
gentiles disgust me

[Anonymous No.54529550]

>>54529037
name?

[Anonymous No.54529554]

are we having fun yet?

[Anonymous No.54529555]

>>54528907
France typically does weird stuff like this the last decade or so.

[Anonymous No.54529570]

>>54528956
yea but to do that, america would have to become a communist totalitarian state like china

[Anonymous No.54529580]

>>54529293
>no notepad
>no watch

[Anonymous No.54529588]

My SOXL average is 28 and I have like 600 shares. Wut do

[Anonymous No.54529619]

>>54529588
be thankful you didn't all in at 70

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54529622]

>>54529222
The bobos can never end me.
FAGMAN gives me a bottomless supply of money that I refuse to stop throwing into the money pit.

[Anonymous No.54529624]

>>54529550
>name
Hannah Brooks

[Anonymous No.54529628]

>>54528454
Link?

[Mr. Cummies !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.54529632]

>>54529293
just 980 more subs to go until monetization, goy :^)
fr tho, the ad revenue is absolute piss. it’s no wonder any big channel has patreon and merch.

[Anonymous No.54529655]

>>54529624
>fake
nooooo. thanks anyways

[Anonymous No.54529690]

>>54526215

THESE people explain how Micheal Jackson was able to convince the parents of the boys he took to his bed that he was "just sleeping" with them.

[Anonymous No.54529730]

Well?

[Anonymous No.54529748]

>>54529730
Twitter should label every major Canadian media outlet as government funding. Because they are. Every single one. Not just the CBC. All on the take according to public record.

[Anonymous No.54529786]

>>54529369
>nobody should spend Easter alone
Meh, I'm used to it

[Anonymous No.54529805]

>>54529690
>boys he took to his bed
Never happened.

[Anonymous No.54529828]

Mike Wilson of MS did a podcast interview on Thursday. Basically the base case is crabbing between 3800 and 4200 for the next 20 months with a “look out below” call if earnings degrade through this summer.

[Anonymous No.54529832]

It all ends on Friday

[Anonymous No.54529841]

>>54529832
I do banking with some of those companies

[Anonymous No.54529843]

>>54529570
We're well along the path to that reality, we already have a nationalized banking system and stock market.

[Anonymous No.54529851]

>>54529805
>>boys he took to his bed
>Never happened.

You buy a lot of crypto-currency... I can tell

[Anonymous No.54529863]

>>54529832
>JPM
Beat and Raise
>Citi
Slash guidance
>WFC
Mixed
>PNC
Announces Divvy Hike
>Blackrock
Doom and Gloom earnings call

Screenshot this

[Anonymous No.54529874]

>>54529851
>Nigger musician gets striken down and reputation ruined for speaking out against "someone"
Hmm.... this has happened at least 4 or 5 times.
Truly a coincidence!

[Anonymous No.54529879]

>>54529863
>>Blackrock
>Doom and Gloom earnings call

Can we finally get rid of ESG ratings!!!
I want advertising to go back to normal, no more Black people in EVERY advertisement.

[Anonymous No.54529886]

Ive sorted about half my shit but I am calling it quits for the night before I start unpacking my kitchen. Feels weird having so much space.

[Anonymous No.54529891]

>>54529832
>schwab on monday
>boa on tuesday
>tsla on wednesday
>tsmc on thursday
>sap on friday
but at least its mac tonight

[Anonymous No.54529892]

>>54529832
based

[Anonymous No.54529900]

>>54529879
You WILL drink tranny beer and you WILL like it

[Anonymous No.54529907]

>>54529690
He was framed by jews trying to steal his music catalog

[Anonymous No.54529933]

the market better not be fucking closed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54529936]

>>54529293
is a janny but has a messy home

[Anonymous No.54529938]

where's the baker

[Anonymous No.54529947]

Lotta puts for tomorrow

Time to buy calls lol

[Anonymous No.54529977]

>>54529277
God, i thought i couldnt hate women any more than i curently do after this last week at work. But this webm made me feel reserves of rage i didnt even know i had

[Anonymous No.54529980]

>>54529936
Doctors smoke. Chefs order pizza.

[Anonymous No.54529987]

>>54529222
pain

[Anonymous No.54529990]

>>54529832
I like Fastanal, but it cost to mcuh

[Anonymous No.54530001]

>>54529980
The cobbler's son is shoe less.
The builder lives in a trailer

[Anonymous No.54530010]

>>54530001
indeed

[Anonymous No.54530016]

>>54530011
>>54530011
>>54530011

[Anonymous No.54530021]

>>54530001
The banker's kids have a crooked nose

[Anonymous No.54530028]

>>54529828
Yep, no growth till a tepid 2025
>>54525307

[Anonymous No.54530193]

I'm reading the "risk factors" on NatGas utility companies. It seems like when the commodity price is low, the utility companies become more profitable (better margins). True or not?

[Anonymous No.54530238]

>>54530193
no idea but definitely makes sense

[Anonymous No.54530527]

>>54527335
Why would anyone sane trade 24/7 and never take a break?