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The year is 2025.

I woke up at exactly 4:00. I need no alarm clock. Two Stacys wake me by throwing rocks at my window and belittling me.
I gave 0.000001 ARK to each of the women to make them go away. Three wall railings help me into the shower,
all while silently judging me and failing to hold my ARK paper wallet. They also break off the wall instantly.

I left my 0.5 acre government house and got in my mum's still-running 1990 Nissan Pulsar (stock) and another one of the neighborhood crack whores was waiting with a knife in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without having her heroin fix. She threatened to kill me and started poking me with the knife while I transferred .000000001 ARK to her ARK address tattooed on her arm. In a whim, I arrived at the local free park and gym facilities frequented by aboriginals. I dropped the drug addict off, and she quickly returned to the nearby alley way, where she would stalk other unsuspecting neets.

When I got out the car, I spaghettied. My bulging, huge, autism ripped my target shirt off, and six police officers lined up. They fined me for public exposure, I paid the .000000001 ARK fine. Each officer mocked me when I told them I dont have a mobile phone, and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my ARK wallet.

I cried, and transferred .000000001 ARK to each of the nice officers.

After benching seven kilograms, I squatted four kilograms. I started doing my 1 laps, but I was told by a nearby park-goer that I had a phone call on a nearby pay phone. It was a conference call with nineteen tax evasion officers. They cringed after hearing my voice.
The drug addict from before came back, so I went back. She stabbed me as I took the drive back home.

I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 ARK to her, opened the rust-encrusted knob and went inside.

>> No.5452084
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>>5452054

>> No.5452086

>>5452054
so what you're saying is that 10k is enough

>> No.5452089

>>5452054
Top kek

Accurate description for once

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>>5452086
Im saying 20 ark is enough

Were all going to make it.

>> No.5452489

mooning?

>> No.5452522

https://blog.ark.io/new-partnership-formed-ark-blockport-acbcc15fb614

We going somewhere, bros?

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>>5452054
expectation vs reality

>> No.5452558

>>5452522
>decentralized exchange
idk what this is or how it will work but i like the sound of that

>> No.5452609

mooning, going to 10$ today, screencap this!

>> No.5452686

HOLY FUCK THIS IS HUGE