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what do (You) do anon?

>> No.54519830
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(DAI is a stablecoin pegged to 1 US Dollar, think USDC or USDT)

>> No.54519831

>>54519828
Swap for a better stablecoin.

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>>54519831

>> No.54519846

send it back

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>>54519846

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>>54519846
>>54519847
pic rel(ated)

>> No.54519953

>>54519828
probably swap some of it to WBTC and ETH, pay off the little debt i still have left

>> No.54519962

>>54519828
send it (back)

>> No.54519969

>>54519828
Sell it before it pulls a LUNA

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>>54519969
>>54519831
Ok then what would you do with the new funds

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>>54520016
is there anywhere i can anonymously withdraw the funds

>> No.54520163
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i'd start a company that can kill people if they fuck with my employees and deliver items no other entity in this country either will or can. then i'd get a little imsi catcher and use it collect as much data as possible on anyone i want. i'd have gatherable intel on any city with a radio tower before i ever even entered the city. you wouldn't notice a fucking thing. i could hire any lawyer i wanted and create a fake tinder and just go on a coast to coast fuck parade. money in my pocket is a dangerous thing, and it is to others who don't appreciate the concept.

>> No.54520251

I'd wonder who's body I'm inside. And I would definitely need to know if there's medication I need, then make sure I'm not on the run from the cops. You know, because, like, fuck that.

>> No.54520324

>>54519828
Double it and pass it to the nigga on the left

>> No.54520713

>>54519828
High end escOrt creampie

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>>54519828
i would immediately pump some bags for my fellow marines

>> No.54521128

>>54519828
Swap all of it for TUSD

>> No.54521146

>>54519828
buy bitcoin and add to my stack

>> No.54521169

1 million into some stablecoin LP making ~20% APR, then withdraw rewards daily and gamble on a different shitcoin every day

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>>54520126
yes
>>54520324
( ZOOMER )
>>54520713
cringe
>>54520739
sergey has had enough to eat
>>54521128
no liquidity
>>54521146
chad
>>54521169
u will be rugged

>> No.54521340

buy a house, get a wife, raise a family, reinvest the rest

>> No.54521359

>>54519828
Buy a house, buy weapons, fortify house. Tell the government to go fuck itself. Shoot anyone that tells me I'm wrong. Shoot every motherfucker until they blow me up with a tank. You started the war and only you can end it. I don't care about your contracts or your rules.

>> No.54521467

>>54521251
i'm not saying i'd lp on binance crap or similar pajeet garbage
only high quality projects
i have over twenty thousands confirmed transactions, son. i can defi anywhere, anytime. your meme game is strong but don't question my ability to dodge rugs

>> No.54521500

>>54519828
It's sunday.
It's easter.
I don't like hypothetical.
I don't even have 1k to my name.

>> No.54521547

Withdraw. Pay taxes. Buy divvy stocks. Enjoy.

>> No.54522444

My face would flush and my heart would start beating rapidly which would make me feel breathless and lightheaded. I would then begin to feel an overwhelming euphoria which would be dulled ever so slightly by the question over this money's provenance. Surging with energy I would feel the need to stand up and move about to burn some of it of and fight the slight feel of nausea and disorientation associated with suddenly becoming overwhelmed. I would likely flap my arms about and cover my face while I squealed and paced back and forth. I would then perhaps yell once or twice before taking a deep breath to calm myself as I sat back down and began to figure out where the money came from and how best to secure it for myself.

If I managed this I would then use it to have degenerate sex with teenagers while coked up. It would be endless streams of teenage girls rubbing their cunt all over my face.

>> No.54522488

>>54519828
Become a DAI/ETH Liquidity Provider on Uniswap and collect fees