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I'm a 28yr old virgin

>> No.54515572
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54515572

Having sex with 3dpd trash = losing the spark that gives you the same power that enkidou once had.
3dpd are all demons real women are extinct only demons masquerade now.

>> No.54515597

>>54515547
Good luck bro. I'm only 26 but I'm trying to stop masturbating before 30 to improve my wizard powers.

>> No.54515603

At least you're a crypto millionaire, right? Right?

>> No.54515821

Lost mine at 27 then got with a new girl pretty much every month after

Dont give up bro
(I do have a six pack and all my hair though)

>> No.54515892

>>54515547
Most of us wish we were still virgins
Center yourself anon
Chop wood, carry water.

- With love from Kazakhstan

>> No.54515911

>>54515547
try 35, sry 40s bros, I know you're still hangin' in there

>> No.54516028

>>54515892
>We wish we were still virgins?

I have NEVER heard anyone say that. Not in irl nor 4chan

>> No.54516030

>>54515547
24 here, no attention from women when I go in public, it’s over.

>> No.54516072

>I have never seen a vagina

>> No.54516075

>>54515547
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.54516158

>>54515547
i had a slender naked asian girl in bed, she literally said "fuck me" and all i did was suck on her titties and finger her. i think my reluctance was because i knew the relationship wasn't going to go anywhere.
but that was five years ago, and if i knew i wouldn't have chances since then, i absolutely would've fucked her

>> No.54516273

>>54516158
> has a Asian girl naked and demanding to be breeded
> declines

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>>54516158
>she literally said "fuck me"
Shagadelic baby.

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>>54515547
I'm a 34 year old virgin.
This time last year I was in a bar and this pair of drunk parents were trying to set me up with their 21 year old daughter, and she was there with them fucking me with her eyes and snatched my phone out of her hand in order to put her number in it. She was cute too. And I moved away two weeks later and never called her because I didn't want to ruin her life by having her hook up with a 30+ year old loser with intimacy and commitment issues.

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>>54515547
And? Just get a fucking job, get some money, invest in some VINU and build up enough money to pay for a whore and get your first time. Then, after that you'll realize its nothing otherworldly and it will enable you to get genuine female contact and have sex at least twice a year.
T. ex 32 yr old virgin who applied this and now fucks like a donkey

>> No.54516490

>>54515547
I was a virgin until 29. It gets better anon, once you get your dick wet for the first time. I'm 39 now and I've fucked anything and everything under the sun. A few 10s a lot of 7s and a few 2s. Sex gets somewhat boring after a while. Now I'm grooming a 19 year old to become my wife. A saint at the table, a whore in the bed. It's going well so far

>> No.54516509

>>54515821
Same, was a month before my 27th. Smashed like 10 chicks right after, wasn’t an issue.

I’m average to decent looking though, just some some bad life circumstances and insecurity made me dysfunctional until later on in life. Push forward even if you look really bad, keep improving

>> No.54516611

>>54516509
Do you suffered from depression at times

>> No.54516652

WYMYN AINT WORTH IT MAN BE FREE

>> No.54516661

>>54515821
>>54516490
>>54516509
>>54515547
Same, I was virgin until 29.
Just keep improving OP, it gets better over time

>> No.54516681

I'm 28 and my count is around 10, give or take some whiskey dick nights where I just ended up eating her out.

I haven't had sex in nearly three years though. I think I hit the male wall around the middle of covid with all the booze and negative energy making me ugly. Trying to get down to 15% bodyfat again. At least I make money and have my own place

>> No.54517050

>>54516158
Asians don't count unless you're Asian already

>> No.54517261

>>54515547
I graduate a virgin in a couple months lol

>> No.54517265

>>54515547
stop caring or get a prostitute.

>> No.54517277

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.54517807

>>54517265
Prostitutes don't count