/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54512781]

Coinmetro thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6hfDD6Uf9M

[Anonymous No.54512823]

Attention!
This thread is made by paid discord shills they want to scam you!
Do not invest in any coins they recommend, do not engage with them and do not support them in any way. They are only here to get as much liquidity as possible from gullible retards. They have astroturfed /biz/ for over 2 years by now and scammed a lot of clueless /biz/ anons.
Thank you for your attention.
SCAM THREAD!
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[Anonymous No.54512868]

Attention!
This thread is made by paid discord shills they want to scam you!
Do not invest in any coins they recommend, do not engage with them and do not support them in any way. They are only here to get as much liquidity as possible from gullible retards. They have astroturfed /biz/ for over 2 years by now and scammed a lot of clueless /biz/ anons.
Thank you for your attention.
SCAM THREAD!
SCAM THREAD!
SCAM THREAD!

[Anonymous No.54513358]

Not only can girls not piss standing up, they also can't piss in bottles during emergencies. How awful! What can they do when trying to get the endurance trader achievements on Coinmetro.

[Anonymous No.54514021]

>>54512823
Please don't abuse bludgeoning angel dokuro-chan like this. You have greatly offended my fourteen year old self.

[Anonymous No.54514045]

>>54484313
men are creators of civilization whom do it to acquire jewels (women) that aren't harlots sacrificing their purity for absolutely nothing due to luciferian deception
100 years of feminism has accomplished what exactly ? Aside from absolute pandemonium and destruction of society. Point me to a single female genius, or true innovator without trying to re-write history kangz
>very little control
perhaps they should stop being fucking whores and follow god rather than severing their soul with every encounter because girls juss wanna havee funnn :33333
the men who do it are whores too, fucking filth, islam is maximum cope as a religion goddamn inbred sand niggers copy pasted christianity and failed at their simplifications
>kneepads
they can easily prove it via the blockchain
>woman cant get blackout drunk
yet they do, and they travel the world solo and get raped and beheaded by 20 mohammed's
>cant talk
free speech
the men who talk about their dickholes are weirdos
>cant have weeb friends
unironically go outside or view tindr / bumbl. maybe in your socially autistic scandinavian countries where everyone stands 7 ft apart at the goddamn bus station it's like this but quite literally everywhere else in the world it's far from it
the amount of neet women in my area that just collect gibs and watch anime all day is astronomical, they are all mentally deranged sadly but there are some cute encounters momentarily
>vidya
deserved
>neglect appearance
make-up can make even a potato look attractive, are you really trying to claim this one
an ugly man will be ugly for life, take a look at all the manlets coping with gymbro gains
a 2/10 woman can become a 6-8/10 with makeup and will always be lusted after because she has a vagina and most men have zero discipline its pathetic
>sit down
india has shitting streets. clubbing harlots are the same, vile demons
women are significantly more destructive than men, if you ever hang around them more you'll notice this to be true

[Anonymous No.54514064]

>>54514045
I made the post you are replying to. Take meds and have sex.

[Anonymous No.54514103]

sex isn't a sword
virginity is sacred
pursuit of harlots without reason is for sodomites

[Anonymous No.54514270]

Rape anon here, the anti depressants are working. I'm slowly lifting myself out of this hell. Even stopped with the booze and started a new hobby (drawing) Replaced booze with anime instead. I start noticing synchronicities. Or maybe I'm just developing schizophrenia, who knows.

[Anonymous No.54514288]

Today I had a dream about being isekaid and I think I was on some kind of field trip where a young female teacher fell in love and started hugging me because of my powers.
>>54514103
>pursuit of harlots without reason is for sodomites
>>54514045
Based schizoposter
>the amount of neet women in my area that just collect gibs and watch anime all day is astronomical
What the
>>54514270
Congrats anon, happy for you, alcohol is terrible make sure to stay away from it. Also I'm not sure the name you're giving yourself is..uh.. you know, appropriate?

[Anonymous No.54514298]

forgot to reply >>54514103
>pursuit of harlots without reason is for sodomites
I don't want sex I want a hug

[Anonymous No.54514315]

>>54513358
malebros can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.54514336]

>>54514298
a hug is reserved for Chad, not a looser. Accept your fate in life

[Anonymous No.54514360]

>>54514336
I'm a mega chad though.

[Anonymous No.54514373]

>>54514298

[Anonymous No.54514407]

Business and finance.

[Anonymous No.54514421]

>>54514360
*Financially speaking.

[Anonymous No.54514586]

>>54512781
>eth staking 3 years later of which expect the worst APY out of any exchange
>flux cock gobbling
>some nigger xp system and achievement faggotry badges and prestige autism
is this an exchange or am i playing call of duty
what the fuck is this shit

[Anonymous No.54514603]

>>54514586
It only makes sense to gamify play money. This is the future of fiat as well so it's fair to say xp and achievements in finance is the future of finance.

[Anonymous No.54514634]

conmetro is insolvent.
they dont have the funds to pay ignium shareholders and are awaiting their VC rounds to pay it off which is supposed to come by end of April.
kevin didnt sound optimistic, using terms like "soft" investors "secured"
He also had to make false promises like xcm buybacks if they get VC rounds

[Anonymous No.54514720]

>>54514586
>>eth staking 3 years later of which expect the worst APY out of any exchange
Leave it to anon to make it sound like cm only offering ETH staking until withdrawal functionality is live is a bad thing. Fuck eth and fuck them for not having their shit straight. And no mention of APY was made at all.

[Anonymous No.54514760]

>is this an exchange or am i playing call of duty
ETH has burning, Is this the future of finance of a bsc dog shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.54514790]

>>54514634
>they dont have the funds to pay ignium shareholders
What are you basing this off? Ignium shareholders signed an agreement that they would be paid by the 31st of April and that is 3 weeks away.
>>54514720
ETH is going to get fucked on the 12th(?)!

[Anonymous No.54514846]

>>54514790
I wonder if it's going to get delayed again.

[Anonymous No.54514867]

When is CoinMetro adding Chinese Ethereum - ticker: CFX?

I want to buy my gaming doggy coins on it

[Anonymous No.54514909]

>>54514790
you didnt read the agreement
they stated they would be paying 33% within the first two weeks
its been a month and a half.

[Anonymous No.54514917]

Kevin just tweeted apparently selling has been re-enabled on spot

[Anonymous No.54514929]

>>54514846
A crash in the price of ETH followed by a delay followed by a 90% recovery to pre crash prices would be the funniest outcome.

[Anonymous No.54514961]

>>54512781
Remember when this stupid fucking exchange halted USDC withdrawals after SVB implosion haha and forgot to re activate it days after it was repegged hahaha
I thought they were different??????!
AHAHAHAHA THE PEOPLES EXCHANGE AHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54514966]

>>54514909
Yes I did. We didn't get anything legally binding saying they would pay us before the 31st of April. You could very easily prove me wrong by posting a screenshot.

[Anonymous No.54515002]

Nevermind it was fake lmao

[Anonymous No.54515006]

>>54514961
They should have leave usdc tradable and made a note saying that LPs are not there anymore or something

[Anonymous No.54515085]

>>54513358
They need to spend a long time washing their hair too. The sacrifices women need to make to look cute excuses their poor behaviour.

[Anonymous No.54515107]

>>54515085
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.54515114]

>>54515085
>The sacrifices women need to make to look cute excuses their poor behaviour.
Wait a minute, that doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.54515395]

>>54512781
It's so much more fun here on /biz/ after we all moved to coinmetro and kadena babena threads. Hardly any activity on /lgbt/ at all now. We're all here, fighting the Nazis and stealing money from them while getting paid by the Jew team :3

[Anonymous No.54515462]

>>54515395
>Hardly any activity on /lgbt/ at all now
I'm not a poster there and your post is funny and all, but it doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.54515504]

>>54515085
Here is something that came to mind, one time one of my girl-friends was talking about how walking home at night is scary to them. In my mind I was thinking about how they are not pretty enough to worry about that kind of stuff, but there is another reason why women got it harder.

[Anonymous No.54515545]

>>54515504
>In my mind I was thinking about how they are not pretty enough to worry about that kind of stuff
That is not how it works. I was tripping on LCD while hanging out in a mentally disabled guys house with my friends and while we were tripping and playing card games with him he told us about others with disabilities, fat and ugly most of them mind you, were often being sexually abused and too scared to report it because the guy who did it told all of them that nobody would believe them because they are ugly. Some people are just depraved.
A streetrapist? You think he gives a shit about whatshername's face in the dark? Nope, he sees a walking fleshlight and a joy to get away with.

[Anonymous No.54515678]

>>54515395
holy fuck
thats plush
he was in my osrs guild years ago always shitting things up

[Anonymous No.54515707]

>I recognize that plush
>TFW you'll never do LCD

[Anonymous No.54515973]

>>54515545
How utterly depraved. Due to the high chance of poor personal hygiene they would be the last people I would ever consider raping.
>he sees a walking fleshlight and a joy to get away with.
In the context of street rape it can be hotter if they never see each others faces because he hits her over the back of the head before lifting up her skirt and starting to fuck her from behind while she is still dazed and she is too busy crying to turn her head around and try see what he looks like. Looks are definitely not an important factor in this scenario. Doesn't it just sicken you what some folks are into?

[Anonymous No.54515999]

>>54515973
>Doesn't it just sicken you what some folks are into?
Yes, but I am mildly concerned at how much you described. Cue the copypasta you know which one I'm talking about.

[Anonymous No.54516059]

Why are Troonmetro threads consistently hives of utter degeneracy and depravity?

[Anonymous No.54516077]

>>54515999
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her. By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken. When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly. I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face. It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest. Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her. I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it. When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved. ...god I’m fucked up.

[Anonymous No.54516095]

And why do you all shit up other tokens?
We can all tell it's you tards because your degenerate fantasies leach into your vernacular
You do know being wrong is being wrong whether or not you annoy everyone else or not?

[Anonymous No.54516114]

>>54516095

[Anonymous No.54516143]

>>54506122
Crypto is built upon value extraction, it's the sole use case.

[Anonymous No.54516536]

>>54516077
No, the one about what perverts think gross things about doing to girls. You don't have to post it, I don't want to go to prison.
https://www.nrk.no/osloogviken/seksualiserte-tegninger-av-barn-er-ulovlige-1.16355716

Taking another bath with a laptop I can't afford.

>>54516095
L** has no BTC liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54516763]

>>54516536
I can't find that copypasta and now my day is ruined. I am scared to look for it on a search engine.

[Anonymous No.54516820]

>>54516763
>I am scared to look for it on a search engine.
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/nibbling/
Afaik there is nothing illegal in this search at this time, I just thought it might interest you in what kind of vocabulary those gross people on /a/ are using for shock humor.

[Anonymous No.54516839]

>>54516820

You know, when I was in high school, I was a bit of a weeb and one of my friends asked me if I wanted to watch Shingeki no Kyojin at his house on afternoon. I told him no. I explained that I was busy.

So I went home that afternoon and took one of those pipets from a kid's chemistry set my grandma gave me. I cut off the ends so that I had a thin, little tube. Then I sanded down one of the ends with a nail file to make it rounded. I fed it into my urethra and kind of moved it around a bit while I jacked off. Then I got a fire ant out of my sister's ant farm. I used a piece of paper to feed it into the end of the pipet tube and, given the circumference, it only had one way it could go. It crawled into my peehole through the tube and when it got to the end somewhere in the middle of my shaft it started nibbling on the inside of my urethra. It burned like hell, so I ripped out the tube but the ant didn't come out with it. The walls of my urethra crushed it. So I continued jacking off and when I came it was like passing a little, ant kidney stone.

Now, despite this whole ordeal, it was still a better life decision and use of my time than watching a single episode of SnK.

[Anonymous No.54516856]

>>54516839
What the fuck.
I didn't finish AoT/SnK because it's not my style, but the cute potato girl wasn't so bad.

[Anonymous No.54516905]

>>54516856
I didn't like it enough to watch more than the first season. /a/ hate anything popular.

[Anonymous No.54516944]

>>54516905
There's a second season?
/a/ hates everything. I don't even go there, too busy enjoying things.

[Anonymous No.54517130]

>>54516944
There is such a huge amount of decent but not masterpieces to watch with anime that you would realistically never run out of things to watch unless you never really enjoyed anime in the first place. There are at least five 6/10 or better shows almost every season too. There is always something they could be watching but they would rather ruin threads for people who enjoy things.

[Anonymous No.54517225]

>>54516856
>>54516905
>>not my style
>>didnt like it
oh I didnt know you were such a big fan of dick

[Anonymous No.54517243]

>>54517130
I think spring season is looking pretty lackluster, but I can fill the time with shows I missed from previous seasons.

>>54517225
>Randomly projects his dick fantasies on others.
Alright.

[Anonymous No.54518831]

>>54517225
My insatiable desire for cock should make me want to watch fujobait. Your logic is backwards.

[Anonymous No.54518835]

>>54518831

[Anonymous No.54518888]

>>54518835
I watched the first episode of Uncle in Another World. I identify with the main character. gif related.

[Anonymous No.54518896]

>>54518888
I fucking knew you would!

[Anonymous No.54518962]

>>54518896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc3AK8k90xw

[Anonymous No.54519006]

>>54518962
My favorite ep of this ad is where he gets a gf.

[Anonymous No.54519015]

>>54518962
My favorite ep of this ad is the one where he gets a gf.

[Anonymous No.54519057]

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[Anonymous No.54519063]

>>54519006
Checked.

[Anonymous No.54519115]

>>54519057
no no non pls delete wtf