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[Anonymous No.54511545]

what should I invest in to get a gf?

[Anonymous No.54511551]

>>54511545
The gym, showers and haircuts

[Anonymous No.54511561]

>>54511545
USD

[Anonymous No.54511625]

>>54511545

Emotional maturity, confidence, high self-esteem, exercise 4 - 6 times a week, good hygiene (clean teeth, clean skin, nice hair, smelling good, etc.), nice/fitting clothes, have a job, have a car and have hobbies outside of playing video games and jacking off.

[Anonymous No.54511641]

>>54511545
Looksmaxx

[Anonymous No.54511654]

>>54511625
OR literally nothing
just get better genes, loser

[Anonymous No.54511669]

>>54511654

[Anonymous No.54511703]

>>54511669
>here's a picture of a man with bad genes
>it proves that genes aren't an issue

[Anonymous No.54511714]

>>54511703

[Anonymous No.54511734]

>>54511714
you got fucking owned, sit the fuck down
>>54511625
what a joke go back to quora faggot

[Anonymous No.54511740]

>>54511734

[Anonymous No.54511739]

eye contact

[Anonymous No.54511782]

>>54511714
>>54511740

[Anonymous No.54511787]

>>54511782

[Anonymous No.54512354]

>>54511545
NO CAP, i took a shower and shaved my face and i feel like a different person. Try it! You have nothing to lose.
Gotta get those showers in, Anons..

[Anonymous No.54512376]

just don't look asian or jewish like
>>54511787
>>54511740
>>54511714
>>54511669

if you do just go cleanse the world and then cleanse yourself.

[Anonymous No.54512400]

You're probably boring. Invest in flying lessons and work as an Alaskan bush pilot for a few years. The pay is shit and its incredibly dangerous but you'll have some cool stories. Work as a circus acrobat to pay for the lessons again more interesting stories and it will improve your grace in front if crowds. In short be normal.

[Anonymous No.54512412]

>>54511625
When you read posts like this you'd expect that every man in a relationship must be some highly ambitious confident passionate rich jacked GigaChad, when in reality the majority of people in relationships are the exact opposite of all that.

Face > height > frame first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.54512439]

>>54511703
I could've saved her

[Anonymous No.54512460]

>>54512400
This is exactly what I'm saying here >>54512412
99.9999% of people in relationships don't do any of these things, it's absurd to think that someone who struggles to find a gf will somehow get a girl if he just goes to work in bumfuck alaska or joins a damn circus fucking lmao

[Anonymous No.54512526]

>>54511625
>that feel when you will never work harder than 99% of humanity to get a fat entitled single mother with advanced periodontal disease that makes her look like a grandma at 25
Why even live bros?

[Anonymous No.54512561]

>>54512460
Obviously after his circus and pilot careers he should go to law school so he can fuck drunk college chicks. His grizzled maturity combined with his gymnast body will give him a chance with 5/10 shanks with hpv.

[Anonymous No.54512569]

>>54511545
>invest
>gf
pick one

[Anonymous No.54512652]

>>54511545
a house in another country, to live in

[Anonymous No.54512695]

>>54511625
no amount of taking showers and acting confident will get you into shared spaces with girls where you interact with them and have the chance of becoming acquaintances and eventually lovers

if you didn't get a gf in high school or college it's over for you

[Anonymous No.54512703]

>>54512412
This is painfully accurate. I have a wide frame
6 ft 180 lbs. 6 figure job. But a really mean and ugly ass face. I'm 32 and still a virgin. I got rated a 2/10 on soc and reddit. Face is everything

[Anonymous No.54512721]

>>54512412
as long as you're normal looking you'd be surprised how simply being funny and normal and available will get you. The problem is even getting the opportunity to show a girl that. We don't get together in groups with friends etc like we used to

[Anonymous No.54512726]

>>54512695
i blame poor car-centric urban planning

[Anonymous No.54512727]

>>54511545
Invest in crypto, buy ORE and ENS and get rich. Smart decision

[Anonymous No.54512740]

a healthy functioning community needs places for neighbors to meet. for strangers to gather and socialize. instead we have bars with overpriced drinks and loud music, shopping malls, and i dunno the gym maybe. there is nowhere for people to meet people outside of work. when you go to a bar or something you go with friends and sit alone with your friends. theres nowhere to meet people. obviously this effects birth rates and whether a society can function at all. its all pretty obvious

[Anonymous No.54512841]

>>54511625
>Emotional Maturity
100% agree, this is the most important thing in a relationship
>confidence
meh, we are all insecure. women moreso
>high self-esteem
yeah, if you don't believe you are worth anything, no one else will invest their time with you
>exercise
nope, you don't need to be gigachad. you can be fat (maybe not morbidly obese) and find love. all you need to be charismatic and personable
>good hygiene
that's a given. just shower once a day and keep your hair/beard trimmed and nice
>nice clothes
agreed, but really you don't need any Hansen 1902 suits, really just a fresh wardrobe within the past 3-5 years from Old Navy works fine.
>job
obv, women are baby factories and men are wallets
>car
goes with the job, you dont need a new sportscar, but you can skate by if you have the assets for a nice car and drive a putter thats fine
>hobbies
yes, but you dont need to be the most interesting man in the world

[Anonymous No.54512864]

after talking to someone for a few weeks and get a gist about each other..how do you guys/gals maintain that connection? I feel like im so boring and theres not much to talk about besides day to day routine

[Anonymous No.54512965]

>>54511545
Crypto, zkp and ai projects to be exact. don't go leverage trading because you look retarded.

[Anonymous No.54513030]

>>54512864
anyone?

[Anonymous No.54513057]

>>54512400
>>54512561
just have some personality u dumb fucks
you dont need to do fishing in the arctic to have some but doing it does build up a lot of character ie personality

[Anonymous No.54513079]

>>54511625
I do most of these but all I get are divorcee women. some of them are real hot but I ain't biting.

[Anonymous No.54513104]

>>54511787
>>54511740
>>54511714
>>54511669
>>54511625
when you post it once it can pass as a comeback
when you post it 4 times you're literally that mspaint pasta of the crying troll pretending he's winning

[Anonymous No.54513124]

>>54512864
Do shit together, in real life. Its like that for the first year because you know basically nothing about each other or your "real" personalities - the walls are still up. Doing things together gives you a subject to talk about and the chance to see more of their personality, plus the chance to bring up conversations related to the subject you're doing. I'm 5 years in and we could sit and talk all day if needed to, but I remember the first year when there was a lot of awkward silence and shit like "Uh...so what's your favorite place to eat near here." That sucked.

[Anonymous No.54513141]

>>54513124
Thanks anon. the person i been talking to for the past month is very kind and similar wavelengths/fluid back and forth. Will start doing real dates soon and both of us feel long term with each other so far

[Anonymous No.54513145]

>>54511545
Reroll for better genetics

[Anonymous No.54514432]

>>54512965
No DiD? But ORE and ENS are trending.

[Anonymous No.54514443]

>>54511545
Genetics

>>54511625
You don't need any of this, just genetics will do

[Anonymous No.54514447]

>>54511625
Meanwhile some goofy, skinny, smelly cunt will walk past your house with his decent gf

[Anonymous No.54514448]

anything to become more attractive. I am saving for a bimax, cheekbone implants, and leg lengthening right now. Hopefully once I get these done ill be attractive enough to get a gf, because there isnt much more I can do after that.

[Anonymous No.54514450]

>>54511551
fpbp
>>54511625
tpwp

[Anonymous No.54514458]

>>54514447
Yeah but he's 6'3 and you are 5'8 and didn't make the manlet cuttpff. So she's not interested

[Anonymous No.54514488]

>>54514458
Nah, you have to be all this and that is just online cope. Height included.
People need to step outside their front door and look around, all sorts of guys are with women.

[Anonymous No.54514506]

>>54514488
I have a gf. She said she picked me cause I have good genetics. I am handsome and 6ft. Strong and smart. Thats why she wanted to be with me. I don't have a car I shower once a week, I don't use perfume I wear poorfag clothes. But girls want me cause I got good genetics. The only thing money can't buy (yet)

[Anonymous No.54514535]

>>54514506
I have a hard time believing there's a human being who would tell another human being "I picked you because your genes are good."

[Anonymous No.54514540]

>>54511545
You are a dumbass simp if you can't invest in yourself.
Go fucking invest in cryptocurrencies like Eth, Nxra or even BNB newfag!

[Anonymous No.54514545]

>>54511787
>>54511782
>>54511740
>>54511714
>>54511669

[Anonymous No.54514549]

>>54514535
My girlfriend is honest.

[Anonymous No.54514558]

>>54514535
it doesn't work out like that, at least not directly. basiclaly her subconscious mind processes all of that, together with (he has blue eyes which means our children will be more attractive giving them a higher chance to breed. he is tall, making my children more attractive. he has good facial symmetry, making my children more attractive) which in her conscious brain just gets summed up and feels like "he cute"

[Anonymous No.54514567]

>>54514535
Most people don't say this but they still pick based on genetics. My girl is atleast smart enough to realize why she picked me.

[Anonymous No.54514587]

>>54514535
in the first week, i literally told my wife (then gf) that she is beautiful, i love her, and i want to breed her strong genes. she blushed and said okay

[Anonymous No.54514598]

>>54514540
You sleep on ID management and AI, you loose

[Anonymous No.54514646]

>>54511669
>>54511714
>>54511740
>>54511782
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[Anonymous No.54514649]

>>54511625
out of all of these, the one where most will fail is emotional maturity. the rest are easy to obtain. Emotional maturity comes through having many gf experiences and knowing what you want and even when you think you got everything under control, being emotional mature is a constant challenge you constantly face in a relationship.

[Anonymous No.54514700]

>>54511625
This is good advice for wizards and social inept retards. If you’re not retarded just do half of these things and you’ll get a high tier gf. Just remember to not have shit standards.

[Anonymous No.54514709]

>>54511545
Why would you want one?

[Anonymous No.54514715]

>>54511545
Depends how attractive she is. Plenty of women who are average or meh on apps that will date you. However, you probably only want someone beautiful like the pic you posted, in which case more than likely you don’t have a chance since you’re a fat loser on 4chan.

You’ll need to be fit and good looking. It always comes down to this how many times does it have to be said holy shit you fucking morons

[Anonymous No.54514716]

>>54514558
absolutely

but this

>>54514587
>in the first week, i literally told my wife (then gf) that she is beautiful, i love her, and i want to breed her strong genes
is autism

[Anonymous No.54514717]

just be like me and ask girls if they like daggers or what their top 5 favorite seeds are

[Anonymous No.54514736]

>>54514545
Gigachud

[Anonymous No.54514974]

>>54511545
Fucking invest in crypto newfag, lowcaps

[Anonymous No.54515106]

>>54514535
It's a larp anyway, don't think about it too hard.