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>> No.54507145
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>he bought BOIL

>> No.54507147

Based frogposter.

>> No.54507149
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Joker world.

>> No.54507154
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SPY predictions for next week? I'm starting to hate ETFs.

>> No.54507159

500 IQ prediction: stock market will continue to fluctuate up and down at this level as the dollar is printed to infinity

>> No.54507160
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First for pretty girls, getting fucked up tonight, and making more money than you know what to do with.

>> No.54507164
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Anyone got that pot smoking Bobo? I want to shitpost
>HIGHER
>FOR
>LONGER

>> No.54507173

>>54507145
No I didn't

>> No.54507186

>>54507164
Fuck I miss MW2.

>> No.54507193
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>>54507159
>as the dollar is printed to infinity
u sure about that bro

>> No.54507200
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imm collddd it keeps snowing and its fucking april fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
i need to make more money but im a scared BITCH oh man im so done

>> No.54507202
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>>54507145
Imagine holding it after all the warnings. Imagine being one of the niggers who called me a nigger for the warnings.

>> No.54507208

>>54507154
Shit will break in May, and then totally implode by August.

>> No.54507228

>>54507193
>the absolute state of shills

>> No.54507238

>>54507193
>>54507228
nvm, thought that was the fed balance sheet

>> No.54507248
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>>54507145
I've got all the NG production I could ever want right here. These poor BOIL bhenchodes will never learn.

>> No.54507255

>>54507200
Don't worry, soon niggers will come to your car window at red lights and pay you TREE FIDDY to take some natural gas off their hands.

>> No.54507269
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>>54507238
>thought that was the fed balance sheet
a common mistake
how quickly we forget the lessons of the past
bank reserves aren't money
mailed checks are money
we will hike to 10% while all >250k accounts get wiped out
and you will be happy

>> No.54507276
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>>54507107

I see you posted a frog as the image for your thread...

You should not have done that.

Please, PLEASE listen...

Why post a frog?

It's wrong.

They are symbols of HATE and RACISM used by white supremacists.

Many people are deeply offended by the frog pictures.

So please don't post them.

Just. Don't. Post them.

Okay?

Okay.

>> No.54507293
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Half day of work for me today. Due to it being a semi holiday (good friday). Frankly I didn't do anything but sit at my desk and wait for the clock to strike the appropriate time. Got home and took a nap. Now I'm on my 2nd cup of coffee of the day trying to wake up.

>> No.54507295
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>>54507238
Nah, that nigga's got a distinct spike that is rapidly declining. See https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL

>> No.54507302
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>>54507276
Actually I dont like it because it was taken over by glowies and bots. Smug Pepe is still based though

>> No.54507306
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>>54507276
No.

>> No.54507310

>>54507293
Paramount's selling off Noggin btw: https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1644295745929871361

>> No.54507336
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54507336

CANCEL
ALL
ORDERS

>> No.54507360

>every major sector using AI in some capacity in the US
>e*rope banning it
Are we bullish on AI or no?

>> No.54507372
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>>54507276
but u make it sound
so
based

>> No.54507375
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>>54507276
Fine speech

>> No.54507382
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>>54507360
The EU as we know it won't exist by 2030. Decent chance on the US too. I'd say yes.

>> No.54507383

>>54507310
Yeah. They're wanting to focus strictly on Pluto and Paramount+. Which is what they should do anyway. Why support several platforms when it's just easier to consolidate the content under 1 or 2 umbrellas.

>> No.54507390
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>>54507276
Good.

>> No.54507392
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>>54507336
I just realized, AI text mangling is exactly like in dreams where you sometimes have shit that looks like you can read it but it's actually all gibberish.

>> No.54507393
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>>54507149
Fullmoon pulled

>> No.54507401

Bros you were right, my penis head was all dried out when I used soap. Only wash your penis with water and buy BNKD. That is life and financial advice.

>> No.54507418
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>>54507360
I am bullish on AI waifubots, that much is for certain

>> No.54507426

>>54507160
>getting fucked up tonight, and making more money than you know what to do with.
how much are you charging for blowjobs?

>> No.54507432
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>>54507360
I am absolutely "bullish" on the fact that humans will build our own AI "god", the ultimate fulfillment of the tower of Babylon, and it will be our final ruin before Christ intervenes.

>> No.54507445
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>>54507432
>spoiler: the god is a gay jew

>> No.54507453
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How old were you when you first bought SOXL? For me it was 24.

>> No.54507459
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>>54507432
>>54507445

>> No.54507469
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>>54507392
Good catch, I have been wondering what the deal is with that shit, and you just connected the dots about as perfectly as dot connecting tends to go. AI is soaked with a lot of our subconsciousy aspects beyond the precision math layers.

>> No.54507471
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>>54507426
More than you can afford.

>> No.54507483

>>54507453
tomboys are gay

>> No.54507498
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TOTAL SOCIETAL DEATH

>> No.54507518
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>Futures

>> No.54507526

So why the fuck do companies that don't make profit trade so fucking high? That seems weird to me.
>t. Brainlet

>> No.54507539
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>>54507526
Because of the jews anon. We've been over this countless times please keep up.

>> No.54507540
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>>54507107
anons, I got a BAD feeling about these silent bank runs

https://twitter.com/profstonge/status/1644325888895467521

>> No.54507546
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>>54507526
They're burning their balance sheet to fuel stock buybacks, with the idea that they can keep up appearances that all is well. The entire economy is a scam. We're going down by 90%.

>> No.54507548 [DELETED] 
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54507548

>Literal dogs are getting sexed up by qt white girls
>Me a human has to settle for lanklet femboys in /smg/
Why is life so cruel?

>> No.54507567
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>>54507548
being male :(

>> No.54507577

>>54507518
maybe it is pasteurized

>> No.54507591

>>54507360
The West banning this kind of sci fi technology (AI, designer babies, personal robotics, implanted chips, etc) might be its downfall. Chinks and other orientals won't care and will in fact do the opposite.

>> No.54507600

>>54507567
being female could be worse, since you have so much constant stimulation you don't have time to develope your own internal-self concept.

>> No.54507611
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>>54507548
It's literally positively 100% impossible to get a laid as a skinny shy white nerd in a western homogeneous society

>> No.54507621

>>54507611
>western homogeneous society

>> No.54507631

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1644443869872889856
Didn't Republicans just try to shoot down the Fed's digital currency

>> No.54507665
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>>54507611
Play the hand you're dealt. Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

>> No.54507669 [DELETED] 
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>>54507548
>femboys
Based.

>> No.54507691
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>futures

>> No.54507708

This honestly baffles me; guys are failing to put their dicks to work up till they're 25-30 years old when women are more whorish now than ever and basically put their assets out there for all to gawk at wearing clothes that 20 years ago would've gotten you branded as a whore or not seen anyplace other than the inside of a gym or at home. I mean hell what more invitation/hint do you need?.

>> No.54507718
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>>54507193
Remove little from FED balance sheet. add it to repo market....if you know how bad things are anon.....

>> No.54507731

>>54507691
rip his spine, what the fuck was the thinking?

>> No.54507736
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>>54507691

>> No.54507744

>>54507691
How's he still alive?. Damn fool should be dead.

>> No.54507770
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>>54507708
>years old when women are more whorish now than ever
Well see that's the problem anon. I'm getting old. I've been around enough whores. Now I don't have the time and tolerance for dumb shit. Or dumb people.

>> No.54507772

>>54507744
That was a cop checking on him.

>> No.54507775
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>>54507600
howso, whats the point of self improvement or character growth if you are always viewed as lesser than something or someone that does none? Just like how the average human likes a dog more than a man.
on that note, men are constantly being stimulated by even worsse things than males, porn and video games.
>>54507731
he stole a car and got into a chase dude, its some retard who didnt get enough attention what can you expect
sorry for my attitude guys immmm unhappy :D

im gonna follow that one anon and go bnkd

>> No.54507777

>>54507360
bullish but not THAT bullish
it's nowhere near actual AI yet, but it will put lots of people out of jobs

>> No.54507779
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54507779

>Black unemployment hits record low
Kang bros, we did it.

>> No.54507787
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Whorish women are a top signal. It was like this in the mid 2000s leading up to 2008.

>> No.54507813

>>54507591
the chinks not caring and doing it anyway is exactly why the West will not ban it. Eric Schmidt made a statement on exactly that just today and it will likely be properly heeded, the Pentagon will see to it.

>> No.54507814
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>>54507777
nice digits.
https://archive.fo/g1ptO

>> No.54507836

>>54507787
imagine his fake tits getting stuck in the buzzsaw

>> No.54507841

>>54507107
how exactly do I short a currency?
Are there options for currency pairs? Is it the best way just with futures on margin?

>> No.54507842
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>25 years for fraud
Wtf it's not like he murdered someone

>> No.54507851

>>54507787
I look like this.

>> No.54507868

>>54507851
Are your boobs full of soxl shares?

>> No.54507880

Being too early is the same as being wrong
However, the bears are not nearly as early as the bulls. We're nowhere near the end of the rate hike cycle. More losses and so-called "generational bottoms" are guaranteed

>> No.54507883

>>54507880
And being late it worse.

>> No.54507886

>>54507841
Open a forex account. Or stick with EUO or YCS: https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-currency/

>> No.54507887

>>54507770
>>>/tv/177570199

>> No.54507889

>>54507883
Just don't be last in or last out

>> No.54507907
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>you have to let leftist gangs execute you with an AK-47 or else it's murder
jfc, imagine how bad it's going to get when everyone loses their jobs and savings

>> No.54507912

>started working in 2021
>tfw I missed the generational buying opportunity in 2020
Hate my life bros...

>> No.54507922

>>54507889
Being retarded is also the same as being wrong.

>> No.54507926
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>>54507107
>Sexy jutsu

>> No.54507929

>>54507912
You'll get your chance soon enough, just be patient

>> No.54507939

>>54507922
Good thing I'm not a bull then, who are so retarded that they're stuck in a mindset of a 0% interest rate economy with stimulus bucks going everywhere

>> No.54507956

>>54507306
Reminder they censored this armor piece because it had "kek" written on it.

>> No.54507976
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>futes

>> No.54507983

>>54507907
When it's really going to get fun is when the dogs start betraying their masters. They think they can basically give these Marxist types guns with a license to kill and think they won't eventually let that power get to their head.

>> No.54507987

Baking.

>> No.54508000
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>>54507907
>when everyone loses their jobs and savings

>> No.54508015
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Alright gang, today we will be ranking the big tech stocks... The "big tech" stocks are to companies that make up the acronym "FAGMAN". These tech companies dominated the stock market pretty strong from the dotcom era up until the 2022 crash and are still big players in the global economy. With that said, I will place apple as the top ranking stock. Apple is a premiere company with healthy dividends, a top of the class management structure, and an ability to generate profits from computer technology. Their hardware software ecosystem is untouchable, so strong they have been taking customers from the microsoft windows space to the macintosh computer and ios space. Tim cook is no steve jobs, but tim cook kept growth strong beyond steve's death. Warren buffett will never sell his apple, much like I would never sell shares of apple.

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>>54507929
>>54507939
>implying we aren't in a 3 stooges market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo

>> No.54508043
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Wow, well no objections, moving on. I place microsoft in second place. Dont get me wrong, microsoft is a very strong company and satya is a promising CEO. But truth be told microsoft never built the branding power apple could do. Apples team manages to take an up and coming technology and profit off it immensely while making a moat effortlessly. Microsoft is a strong contender for second place, sure windows is losing market share but microsoft dominates in government contracts, and its bing search and push into AI is capable of eating into other giants like google. But its acquisitions of software companies is incredible, a cash flow power house.

>> No.54508047
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Americas favorite chef Eric Theiss here ama

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>>54507956
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

>> No.54508078

>>54508047
Give me your chicken salad recipe.

>> No.54508101
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Mr. Market

>> No.54508111
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For third place, I have google. Google is a software giant, a real profit machine in the 2000s and 2010s. But the dotcom darling and household name just isn't on the same level as apple and microsoft. Its core product the search engine has been dropping in quality, digital advertising has expanded beyond google search, they have taken a bit of a backseat, its not 2005 anymore, and their CEO doesn't look as promising as satya. But they have a portfolio of powerful software, maps, docs, gmail, and their presence in software libraries is insane. I dont doubt google, a strong middle of the pack company that could turn around with better management.

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>>54507107
Sell options on indexes frens
Never buy them
Theta is your fren!

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>>54508138
No thanks.

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>>54508111
Objection, META is a third place stock, zuckerbergs metaverse will completely erase the need for search engines. 2002 called, they want their askjeeves back. No one will need the internet to search for boring documents or some NEETs autistic blog or some programmer cucks thread on y combinator. Facebook made 90s forums irrelevant and the metaverse will make whiney internet loner cockroach dens and 2d relic sites irrelevant. People want virtual worlds not 2003 skins of 80s BBS sites.

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>>54508147
You vill sell ze puts
You vill sell ze calls
You vill collect ze premium
And you vill be happy

>> No.54508176

>>54508163
It's a shame he's not enjoying an ice cold Bangs instead.

>> No.54508182
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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.54508211
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>>54508163
META has potential for sure donald, but lets be real here. Zuckerberg blew more cash on his metaverse in a few months in 2022 then I did in 8 years on drones and drone strikes. Making a 3d world that is mainstream and consumer friendly like a matured facebook is quite a bit harder then making a facebook in 2004. People are fatigued on screens and you cant just force a metaverse, smartphones worked with apple because it was properly executed by marketing savvy individuals and integrated into societal culture. Zuck cant do it alone I feel. Now, for fourth place I have amazon. They are a solid company with AWS but management is weak compared to microsoft and apple. Consumer goods they sell are also discretionary leaning, walmart and dollar store brands have advantages over amazon in this space.

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> what are post ID's

>> No.54508230
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>Went to Carl's Jr (Hardee's)
>Got Angus Burger combo large soda and onion rings instead of fries
>16 fucking dollars
Powell you faggot fix this shit

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>>54508211
>AMZN, a company with the logistics of a small nation, below GOOG, a company whose primary business is spyware
also nice self-dialog schizo-san

>> No.54508253

I think the average bobo still believes the world economy collapsing would be somehow a net benefit to his personal circumstances.

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54508271

>>54508211
I disagree barack. Amazon is a trendy company. You all see automation in warehouses as the big thing of the century but automation is for many companies. I would replace amazon with META. Donald is right about META. No other company is going to capture virtual reality like they did with facebook. Before facebook all we had was dial up and the internet was godawful. Cornpop and his crew of wannabes would keep annoying me on forums. After facebook I could hook up with hunter and his friends. They would get me hookers like I haven't had since 1964 in the back of my chevy pickup. People can keep their orders of chinese junk delivered by unhappy workers from amazon. Technology should be fun and I'll take VR catgirls over crap amazon sells.

>> No.54508276

>>54508253
It's the opposite side of the "stocks only go up" coin.

>> No.54508283

>>54508230
Same tbdesu. Spend 15-20 dollars a meal for fast food. I spend 600-800 dollars a month on food. Imagine how much money I could save if I started starving myself and only eating poor fag food. Too bad I need fast food and a 48 oz soda to wind down after work everyday.

>> No.54508287
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You're staying hydrated right anon?

>> No.54508310
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>>54508271
Alright fine you guys win. Take meta at fourth place. We need to move on to the fifth and sixth places, I'll let you two decide.

>> No.54508312

Which broker do you guys use for stock trading? Comission wise Tradestation sounds like the best option, and so far the integration with tradingview seems to work flawlessly.

>> No.54508313

$128 premium for 124 JPM strike at 30 delta is 1.03% a week or 53.7% a year
What's the catch?

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>>54508287
on my 5th litre

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54508325

>>54508253
I do not. My "boboism" is merely a matter of (proposed) fact assessment of the circumstances and signs. Otherwise, any displays of "glee" regarding the matter is simply a rubbing in the face of mumus for their hubris rooted in retardation and *pium.

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>>54508313
it's afterhours spreads gonna lie

>> No.54508342

>>54508325
Samsung reported earnings that were so bad that they seemed to be shitposter meme numbers to make a funny bobo thread. Off such comically bad news, Samsung pumped 5%. You lost, bobo. Equities are now stronger than currencies. Accept it and buy.

>> No.54508345
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My choice is simple, its amazon in fifth. Automation technology will not always make amazon the winner. But compared to netflix they are big league. AWS will not go away and bad management can be fixed. Take it from me, I make apprentices. META is a growth machine once the dust settles but amazon can make america great again. Real american goods shipped through them. Netflix is just another streaming service I dont know why we keep them on the list of big tech.

>> No.54508351

>>54508312
>founded by cubans
>now owned by nips
ngmi

>> No.54508368

>>54508342
>immediate opposition to reality proves my view
TWO
WEEKS

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>>54508345
Are you kidding me? AWS? Microsoft will eat their lunch. And netflix that bad? Amazon cant turn a profit from their warehouses but subscribers are profits plain and simple. I'm a simple man. You either make more revenue then liabilities or the clock is ticking. Sure netflix has competitors but who cares? They are the standard the competition is just there for options. Donny, you make the moat that is all.

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>>54508324
I’m headed to the bar

>> No.54508412
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>>54508376
I'm sorry joe but I'm going to side with trump on this. AWS is no joke. At worst amazon becomes a secondary retailer to walmart. If netflix was literally buying out competitors I would rank them higher but its a no go for me.

>> No.54508413
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>friday night holiday
>long easter weekend
>posting on /smg
what are you doing anon
anyway long oil and oil barons rise up

>> No.54508425

>>54508413
I'm drinking because my head is killing me and I have work tomorrow morning.

>> No.54508437

>>54508015
>>54508043
This strikes me as reasonably accurate. Also, MSFT has the lock on daily office business software. Also important to mention, just for full disclosure, AAPL is gay.

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>>54508389
cheers fella, get a girly drink for me.

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post monday open webms

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>>54508425
me too anon, i have a cold but some bourbon wont hurt huh. what are you drinking and what stocks are you looking at? i like ntra, a dip on oil and energy, and maybe soxl as much as its been memed but idk about that last one.

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>>54508455
>gotta crab fast

>> No.54508482

>>54508287
I got my stepdad an expensive bottle of crown but since i wont be seeing him for another couple of months I popped it open. idk why ive just been stressed. getting drunk when im stressed isnt a good habit to make, i know.

>> No.54508483

Give me a crab ticker

>> No.54508497

>>54508111
Don't underestimate their R&D holdings fruiting a surprise out of nowhere in perhaps the slightly impatiently long (compared to the average zoomer demand on timeframes) horizon. They were once on track for incredible things above and beyond all others, but stumbled under poor post Schmidt leadership and got too mired under the weight of their own employees ruling with SJW activism. But, they are cracking down and reminding their employees that they are there to work and not get paid mad bux to lounge in the Harry Potter nap pod room, and they can do the work given to them or go get barista jobs. They lost some major government contracts due to the activism pressure and MSFT just said fuck it, we'll take it. Now look who is soaring and who is lucky to get a small flutter of green in their crab salad. A bargain price for the long term patient, assuming the Dems do not soon chop them to bits.

>> No.54508510

>>54508368
>bobocucks trying to project the 2 MORE WEEKS cope onto mumus despite being wrong since the coof began (and even further than that)

The covid panic crash was your only real crisis. If you shorted it then, then congrats. Otherwise you missed the train and have to buy with the rest of us.

And yes, 2 more weeks of my portfolio going green while you stay poor.

>> No.54508545

>>54508510
Kill bobos. If somebody gets caught posting bearish financial views or taking majority bearish positions they should be dragged out into the street and shot, every last one, down to the last man, woman, and child. This is financial advice. This is also legal advice, and i am your lawyer

>> No.54508548

>>54508483
DOLE

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>>54508483
$f

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>>54508545
buy bnkd on monday

>> No.54508580

>>54508569
dont listen to this. the chart looks like some failed crypto

>> No.54508592

>>54508548
spreads are horrible on this one, looks like no one trades it.

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>>54508557
this looks good ty anon

>>54508545

>> No.54508607

Just 14 years round about till retirement day. Yeah I know that's still a long way off but considering at one point I was staring at 30+ in front of me being on the downside of that now is nice. (actually I could go in 8 years but I'd be leaving "easy" money on the table, sides 54 is nothing anymore). I long to be a lazy, teenager type person again, no alarm clocks, no "having to do" things other than shat round the house.

>> No.54508623
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54508623

Shorting budlight to make troons seethe. Wish me luck bros

>> No.54508626

My shroom trip was extremely underwhelming. I thought my 2g before was relatively intense so went up to 3g this time. Nothing. Last time I guess I must have soaked them in the orange juice enough to cause the potency to spike

>> No.54508630

>>54508483
IBM is an ultimate crab ticker

>> No.54508631

>>54508592
If you just want something to sell puts on, BTU is still pretty good. Used to be better, but it's still good enough for me.

>> No.54508646

>>54508630
>>54508631
thanks anons, I'll check these out as well.

>> No.54508656

>>54508510
Spy has been crabbing for over a year

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>>54508457
I'm drinking gin and I don't have money to buy stocks right now.

>> No.54508688

>>54507956
Bungee is legitimately a shell of its former self and so incredibly pozzed it’s nauseating

>> No.54508710
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54508710

My mommy mailed me some candy and snacks for Easter
Wagmi

>> No.54508711

>>54508230
It’s literally just not even worth eating out anymore. Can make way better food for way cheaper at home.

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>>54508664
understandable. i wish you good fortune and cheers anon.

>>54508646
check NEE and WMT as well idk what your time frame is

>> No.54508793

Who would've known that 2020 was the last year where you got things cheap, got money handed to you like crack, and got a paid vacation (WFH). God I miss it already. I remember driving round the city and traffic being fucking non existent cause everyone was afraid/lockdowns.

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>>54508710
that's very cute, anon. happy easter.

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>>54508710
>>54508795
happy easter bros

>> No.54508814

>>54508793
>got a paid vacation (WFH)
I got laid off and received some dole money from the government, which was less than sufficient to cover the loss of income. Early days of covid were indeed wild. I remember the day after full lockdown put in place. It was foggy and spooky. I drove near local shopping center. Completely empty. At 2pm. On a Saturday. Madness.

>> No.54508815

>>54508710
Congrats anon. Cherish your family and be a dutiful son to make them proud grandparents. I miss my dad a lot.

>> No.54508821

>>54508710
BLESSED

>> No.54508823

>>54508793
i tried to tell everyone to stock up but they didnt listen. but now theyve learned.

>> No.54508824

>>54508814
I don’t remember shit from lockdown cuz I was high 24/7 after those fucking retards closed my gym
Lockdown was ass, getting high and playing vidya 24/7 is fun for like a couple weeks and then it just sucks

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>>54508815
Ok, I am genuinely curious what the trigger is here... but whatever

>> No.54508847

>>54508793
I give it two more years max before we get another round.
Look at shipping costs, inventories, personal savings and credit card debt.

>> No.54508860

>>54508846
probably the lol lmao even

>> No.54508868

>>54508860
Nope, tried removing that...

>> No.54508912

>>54508846
I get that sometimes too and can never figure out why exactly. I bet they're trying to stop bots and something about your posting triggers a filter.

>> No.54508924

>>54508846
Maybe grandkids or disappointment?

>> No.54508935

>>54507665
Wew. If this is more than just larping, that guy is too based to be stuck on this shithole rock

>> No.54508968

>>54508846
Aint worth holding a grudge, then people die and you feel like unfinished business. Pick up the phone and call your mom on easter. Then next holiday send her a gift back. If you were to have an emergency I am sure she would drop what shes doing and come help you. Cherish that. All I have is a brother and a sister and my sister has kids to take care of and my brother is older than me and 3x a fuckup. Cherish your fucking parents.

>> No.54508974

How do I keep a trading journal? Is there a good free program or script? Maybe something I can just import a transaction list into? I don't want it hosted online.

>> No.54508977
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54508977

Really makes you think
>>54508974
https://www.gnucash.org

>> No.54508982

>>54508968
I do call my family on holidays, and once in a while just so they know I'm alive. I also send them birthday and Christmas gifts. It's not like we aren't talking to each or... but, it's just a very superficial and surface-level relationship.

>> No.54508996

>>54508977
I actually tried GNUCash but it crashed when I tried to import a transaction list. I'll try again but I'll have to wait for some bugs to be squashed I think.

I just want to consolidate my list of buys and sells into simple profit and loss but it seems just complicated enough that I can't do it in a spreadsheet.

>> No.54509011

>>54507708
If i'm gonna fuck a whore I want her prices and menu upfront and I'm settling in USD. I'm not trying to date a whore

>> No.54509032

>>54507459
He has the holy hand grenade!

>> No.54509033

>>54508974
go to walmart and buy your favorite style of journal with a pack of pens. if you're too lazy for this then you make too many trades and you're never going to make it. simple

>> No.54509053

>>54508982
Increase your surface levelness that way your parents can increase face value.
>look my son sent me this...
That is why we send gifts like that. Its for the chinese value of increasing face.

>> No.54509085

>>54507708
my pov is that women dress provocatively because
A. Social media tells them to
B. To display something to an interested party only to tell them they cant have it, I.E personal empowerment or ego stroking
C. Financial benefit or i call it the social media influencer virus
not because they want to have sex

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>futures

>> No.54509117

>>54509085
It is attention seeking behaviour normalized by social media influencing peers to believe actions are acceptable. At least its not the gay ass shadowboxing all the zoomers are doing currently
T. Teacher

>> No.54509150

I think I am on track to make 40% annually for a third year in a row
I think it would benefit me if I could lean into selling oil and buying mortgage debt, but I need to figure out the correct balance

>> No.54509162

>>54507453
Someone should rescue that child from that faggot.

What that faggot is doing should be punished legally with death.

>> No.54509166

>>54509150
>40% annually
Wtf
For the first quarter, I averaged 217% at an annual rate

>> No.54509169

>>54507453
>Boy grabs girl clothes
>that means hes a girl
what kind of retard logic is this?

>> No.54509183

>>54509113
the snowbunnies at work (jackrabbits) have a similar stoicism to them. They will dig a shallow in to a snow drift and doze there all day in the sun. I envy them.

>> No.54509188

>>54509162
Death penalty for fags inshallah

>> No.54509210

>>54509188
Groomers more specifically.

>> No.54509219

>>54509150
gj anon, i ended at 37% time weighted in Q1 WGMI

>> No.54509234

>>54508974
paper and pen bro

>> No.54509256

>>54509169
Parents nurture the kids by giving the attention for that. Kid picks up dress, receives 200% more attention.

>> No.54509266

>>54509113
I want to- ...No. I WILL fuck that bunny.

>> No.54509271

>>54509256
good point. they make it come true. they are sick and pretend like a 2 year old kid can make choices like that even understanding it. my point is that how the fuck is a kid gonna know what is "girl" clothes and "boy" clothes and how does a tutu inherently mean that the boy thinks hes a girl.

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>>54507107
Samsung rises 4% after it said it would cut memory chip production as its quarterly operating profit drops 96% to the lowest in 14 years.

>> No.54509282

>>54509272
semis are gonna tank soon suxl will be single digit.

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>>54509272
stocks are forward looking
the bottom is in
bobo heemed again lol

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Uh, bros... I was working on a new ChatGPT experiment... and I accidentally copied over some of my (female) (ai) broker instructions...

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>>54507107
Banks will beat earnings and it'll cause the market to rally. The majority of big banks weren't all in on long term bo ds like SVB. From what I understand Jewish magic tricks allows for those bonds not to be considered losses. Therefore the only way the bank stocks will go lower on earnings is if there is a bank run(that won't happen.
TLDR buy JPM calls

>> No.54509305

>>54509271
You are right. Children have no idea at a young age. Parents nurture that into them based on attention provided as we are inherently social creatures. Kids have no self concept thats developed and no idea about genders aside from what they observe and experience.

>> No.54509325

>>54509302
The "not count as losses" is a booking category. Some are marked for market and priced accordingly. Others are marked for maturity. The banks save money by marking for maturity but if they sell them.. Magnified losses.

>> No.54509328

>>54509302
what about the record number of depositors withdrawing from banks?

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>>54509302
Banks will miss earnings and it'll cause the market to crash. The majority of big banks were legally required to go all in on long term bo ds like SVB. From what I understand Jewish magic resulted in nonexistent risk management and catastrophic levels of financial risk. Therefore the only way the bank stocks will go higher on earnings is if there isn't a bank run(that won't happen.
TLDR buy JPM puts

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>>54509331

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>>54509328
You the bunch of faggots who are betting against the American economy

>> No.54509369

>>54509331
Jpm is a fortrress. Their well securitized with an average of only 6% losses on their bon portfolio. For the big boys BAC is the one who would be distressed most from a bank run. Averaging 40% losses.

>> No.54509373

>>54509369
Oh - most of this isnt really a problem though since the yield curve is extra fucked.

>> No.54509375

>>54509365
oh youre that kind of poster.

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>>54509365
>You the bunch of faggots who are betting against the American economy
Gee, I wonder why someone would do that.

>> No.54509393

biz more like jizz

>> No.54509411

>>54509375
Who else would be pulling out their money from JPM?? Nobody else but a bunch of stupid Bobos betting against the U.S economy. This isn't SBV with a niche market, this JPM the biggest bank in the United States. In order for a bank run to happen is if earnings are absolutely abysmal. Although earnings aren't going to be bad because they were much more diversified than SBV. Although I'm sure you'll have some outliers because some banks are much more into long term bonds(bought before interest rate hike)

>> No.54509415
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54509415

We're going into another great depression. Maybe worse. No amount of government shilling is going to change that.

>> No.54509421

>>54509411
so you went from "banks" to just JPM. what about WFC? what about GS? GS already had the worst earnings since 2008 or whatever last quarter.

>> No.54509444

>>54509421
Seeing ad your s Bobo you're unemployed so you'll be here on Friday morning. I'll make sure to be here on Friday to make fun of faggots like you

>> No.54509456

>>54509444
ok buddy.

>> No.54509460

some boomer with a lazy eye and willie nelson-esque bandana was telling everyone at Value Village today how he has his net worth in precious metals because 'they can't take that from ya'
life's full of such moments

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>>54509444
>Seeing ad your s Bobo you're unemployed
Conducting a controlled demolition of a nation's economy would tend to do that.

>> No.54509476

>>54509460
And then everyone clapped?

>> No.54509496

>>54509476
life's full of such moments

>> No.54509501

>>54509496
upvoted and gilded

>> No.54509503

>>54507200
Kold?

>> No.54509542

Kek the ruble is collapsing again

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>>54507453
stunning and brave

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>>54509542
bidenbros........we're winning

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>>54509568
>when you and your party burn the country down to the ground just so you can rule over the ashes

>> No.54509655

>>54509583
yasssss momala

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54509725

LET ME OUT OF THE DYSTOPIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.54509730

stocks will go up twice as much on monday to make up for friday being a holiday right?

>> No.54509735

>>54509730
They have no reason not to.

>> No.54509766

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYAGjpZz1ws

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>>54509730
>>54509735
(You)

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I just assume mumus are trolling every time I read why the market is going higher after this insane Q1 exit pump with multiple expansion even though earnings outlook is bad and valuation will come down
"""people""" can't be this retarded

>> No.54509827

>>54509809
They appear to be shills.

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>>54509809
i will continue to dollar cost average

>> No.54509864

>>54509809
seethe yourself to heart attack about it

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>>54509845
imagine dca after the biggest US companies (by market cap) pumped 20-30% in literally 3 months and are the only ones holding the market up
healthy market/ nothing wrong just keep on buying. media said we in a new bull market! buy buy buy

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54509906

Time to go long the yen...

The new FAGGOT OF BOJ looks cray cray.

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>>54509906
Kek finally some good hopium. I shorted USDJPY before close and I'm worried about the dollar gapping up on me.

>> No.54509964
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>>54509868
i remember when bobo said just wait till apple and microsoft drop the market will crash

hahaha

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>>54509906
>The new FAGGOT OF BOJ looks cray cray.
You think he's going to hike rates?

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Those hands... They're mine now...

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To bull or not to bull?

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>>54509989
>>54509960

Yes and Yes.. But if CPI comes in flat he might not do it this month...

Kishida wants the next Bank of Japan governor to be a 'hawk.

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>>54510046
>Raise the YCC cap.

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>>54510059
HAPPENING the samurai are fighting back against Jerome.

>> No.54510088

>>54510046
Wouldn't it have a similar effect if they kept rates where they are, as The F.E.D lowered rates?

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>most important trade you're currently in

>ticker symbol
>entry price
>position size
>reason for being in the trade and expectations, you're "trading thesis". FA, TA, doesn't matter, whatever you use.

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How did everything manage to get so shitty in just three years? Like in 2019 I actually felt like I had a shot at the whole wife, house, and 2.5 kids thing, but the world today is completely unrecognizable. WHAT THE FUCK.

>> No.54510175

>>54510135
what is Universalism

>> No.54510187

>>54510175
It's liberal church where they believe in saying nice words that make them feel happy.

>> No.54510220

>>54510135
it's getting worse and that's a good thing.
you think decades of fake and gay money printing is done with a quick -20% blip?
lol, lmao

>> No.54510221

What the fuck is VIX and how do I trade it?

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>>54510221
Volatility index based on the bid ask spread of otm SPX options, the details are some 200 iq rick and morty shit and I'm sure some snarky soi boi here will correct me.
It has an options chain to trade.

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>>54510220
Economically, socially, politically, governmentally, at every fucking level, it's all WRONG.

>> No.54510303

>>54510221
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp
there are ETFs you can trade that seek to track its movements. The vix cannot be traded directly. The ETFs do their best to track as close as possible but there are complications that make that hard to do. And options can be traded too.

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>>54510295
YOU'RE IN HELL.
>jannies sell SPY

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>>54510295
thank the boomers for being greedy fucks.
'08 they were lucky that there was zero inflation, the printing was an easy solution. fuck they even hoped for some inflation before the whole covid shit happened and they printed on muh covid within 2 years more than the time frame between 2008-2019 on top
now it's an inflation + banking crisis + dot com + housing bubble all together.
you get the chance of a generational wealth transfer and should hope for economic, social and political shift.
if you buy now you're exit liquidity and will never make it

>> No.54510385

>>54510135
Yeah its fucked. My friends and I are all quite successful (fair bit of money saved in our 20s) and we are trying to buy some land to subdivide and all live on. The land has tripled in value from 2019 to 2023. We just want to buy our freedom to actually live in a small real community and live life like you’re supposed to but we cant. And of course some boomer is trying to buy it as well in all cash because it is close to his mansion.

>> No.54510405

>>54510385
Do you and your friends get on well enough to do what you're planning? This thread is slow enough that you should go into some detail about your plans for my entertainment sake.

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>>54510135
it was always shit
u just started to notice

>> No.54510422

>>54510135
>>54510385
These post glow. Can you just imagine the type of people who would try to radicalize young adults into living in a small community in a land they own. Kinda like Jones town but with glories instead :D

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>>54510422
>These post glow.
>t. totally organic "anon" shilling bank stocks

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Yields....

Exodus 12.13
>The blood will be a sign for you on the Portfolios where you are, and when I see the blood, I will pass over you. No destructive Draw-down will touch you when I strike New York

>> No.54510448

>be me
> 35 years old
>listening to deftones now cuz I liked them when I was a kid but was too poor to even have mp3s with a good list of music
I think I'm stuck in the poverty/teenager mentality. my life sucked a lot until very recently, and still sutffer the consequences of not having a normal chilhood. how the fuck do I fix myself? how much money do I need to stop feeling like shit when I think about the stuff I missed, the things I did NOT do because I felt like shit for being myself?

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>>54510432
All you do is talk politics on /biz/. Either you're a FED or an absolute loser who needs to worry about his portfolio performance instead. This is /smg/ where we shit post Bobos and Mumus, this is not a place to talk politics. Go to /pol/,/k/ or even/his/ if you're trying to recruit people

>> No.54510462

>>54510448
live now

>> No.54510497

The worst part about this living hell is that the government knows things have gotten bad, so they try to control your opinions with posters like >>54510457. You're not allowed to feel sad anymore when your life turns to shit, because that would make our incompetent leaders look bad.

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Whatever, I'm out for the night. You government goons can't keep up this Orwellian charade for much longer.

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>>54510448
Money won't fix that issue, practice acceptance and try to find some ambition or passion to focus on.
Acceptance doesn't mean you have to like what happened or that you can't change things, just that you have to come to terms with what's happened and not stuff it down or run away. When you really simply accept it's zen as hell and the first step to rebuilding yourself.
Then the ambition, whatever that may be big or small, will help reshape you into a new man and is the beginning of a new adventure. Eventually you won't be as tormented by the bad chapters of your story.
>jannies sell SPY

>> No.54510522

>>54510462
>Ok, I am genuinely curious what the trigger is here... but whatever
I don't know how to live. I'm scared of life. also I feel like I still haven't accomplished my objective, which is getting the most basic thing I need: owning and living in a decent house. because of that I'm a miser. plus, trying to do the things a teenager does my age does would be really cringe.
I have a gf now (my first one), but she's my age and almost as boring as me (I hope, otherwise I'm being cucked probably), but she doesn't even like the music and other stuff I like.

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>>54509542
It's over

>> No.54510547

>>54510405
Yeah, we do. 6 friends, the land can be subdivided into 3 lots and each lot can have a primary and secondary dwelling on it. It is much pricier than out in the boonies because of proximity to town.

Likely to be structured under an LLC, governance based off of shares, but the difference in stake will be pretty negligible based off of everyone’s finances. Most of us live in a house together right now and have no problems. Lots of shared meals, always people around. Much better than living isolated in a suburb for the rest of your life in my opinion.

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>>54510522
life sucks and then you die anon. those things from your childhood weren't that amazing, you still heard music on the radio no? focusing on what you missed on out probably isnt healthy or helpful, most people missed out on lots of things. you could have been born in a 3rd world country with no electricity, no running water... you didnt have an mp3 player. not the end of the world. some people in this thread have never had a gf ever. if youre going to be here for the next 50 years try to build the life you can find acceptable, maybe you wont get 10 million dollars but you are still somewhat young. go to therapy. go outside, exercise, travel, have fun, do the things you missed out on if it helps, practise gratitude.

>> No.54510588

>>54510422
The modern world isolates you and fills your life with empty stimulus instead. All you really need is a small amount of space and some likeminded people. Its funny that an idea like that feels radical to you. Should I be sitting in my 4k one bedroom in new york watching twitch streamers to pretend I have meaningful connections in my life instead?

>> No.54510595

>>54510516
I am ambitious and have passion for the stuff I do, but things are not moving as fast as I expected. plus, my mom, the very same person that made my life shitty, tried to fuck me over after helping her buy a house, which would be owned 50/50 by us, and now I can't even trust her after realizing she's fucking narcissistic and retarded. hopefully I'll get my part in 2 more years (for legal reasons), but she left yet another scar in me and I have a difficult time even being at that fucking house because of the trauma the whole drama caused on me. I also wanted to improve it and even start a business and do shit on it. the whole project went to the shitter because I feel like I shouldn't touch the house until my part is mine.
shit fucking sucks. my own mom is an evil person and has always been, for no reason whatsoever.

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>port workers close top shipping gateway into USA

Guys, is this it? Will this be one of the catalysts to kickstart the Great Depression 2.0?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1644548492084355072

>> No.54510636

>>54510595
My mom is mentally ill and can sit in the middle of the street and start having a shit. And we're not in Mumbai so this is not normal in case that wasn't clear. Your mom being a greedy bitch isn't as big of a problem as you think

>> No.54510639

>>54510571
well, I was born in a 3rd world country, one that at least had electricity, running water and gave access to computers to students and had relatively good internet and shit..

>go to therapy. go outside, exercise, travel, have fun, do the things you missed out on if it helps, practise gratitude.
I'm trying man, but I feel pressured by my own personal projects (tryiing to find a cheap house/land, trying to find a moonshot project, learning stuff, keep myself up to date regarding my job, ...) and by the fact that shit is completely fucked (prices of everything are simply fucking crazy. how the fuck do people still have money?)

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Fine you guys win I'll buy some more silver.

>> No.54510653

>>54510636
>Your mom being a greedy bitch isn't as big of a problem as you think
it is for me because she still owes me half a house, the deal was a huge mistake that made me lose a lot of time and money, and that house was supposed to bring me peace of mind but instead became yet another headache that could get worse if my mom realiizes and decides to make my life even even shittier.
had I not helped her buy the house, she'd be victimizing herself every fucking day. at least I finally realized she's just narcissistic, but it has cost me a lot.

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>>54510639
youre very hard on yourself anon, youre human, things arent gonna be perfect right away, youre upbringing wasnt the best, your mom sounds like a bad person, despite this youre still here trying to make it, that says a lot about who you are

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>>54510653
>the deal was a huge mistake. One of the worst deals I've ever seen. Very, very bad.

>> No.54510716

>>54510653
Stop whining you just said you're getting that half of the house back. Your only problem is how much time you've spent whining and feeling miserable about it

>> No.54510732

>job I applied for went to someone else but company offered me a similar position at one of their plants in Ohio
Brehs... I make 70K a year and the position pays 110K... but I don't want to live in a shithole like Ohio...

>> No.54510735

>>54510636
btw, I'm sorry to hear about your mom, anon. I hope things are good for you now.

>>54510678
well, I'm trying to improve my life to the point that I don't have to fear becoming poor again

>>54510703
kek

>>54510716
the papers were signed, so yeah, I should. but narcissists can find ways to make things worse for you, she's retarded in some ways, but she's smart bitch.
but yeah, I already decided I wouldn't touch the house, as you guys said, I need to find distractions and to stop thinking about negative crap.

>> No.54510818

>>54507276
I hate the French too

>> No.54510825

thanks frens for your advice and companionship. gonna sleep to let this anxiety pass.
I hope things are great for you this weekend!

>> No.54510835

>>54510825
good night fren

>> No.54510935

>pull up to McDonalds for a late night Spicy McChicken
>some 40 year old bald dude in the drive through with a black convertible Ferrari and 4 hot drunk college girls laughing and screaming
Living the dream huh

>> No.54511110

>>54510636
Wtf
What country?

>> No.54511288

>>54510735
I don't think the other anons really get how bad it is to have a lucidly hostile person, who also competently pretends to be friendly and benevolent, be your primary caregiver and source of guidance through your entire childhood. When they blow it off and minimize it, it's less because that's accurate and more because they don't want to deal with it. Just saying.

>> No.54511387

How are we feeling fellow RIG-gers? Trans Oceans Matter.

>> No.54511488

>>54510935
How do you fit five people in a Ferrari? I thought those were two-seaters?

>> No.54511618

>>54511488
One of the girls was tiny as fuck and sitting in another girl's lap

>> No.54511631

im throwing in the fucking towel and buying the stinkiest shit stocks out there if we dont nuke next week. Fuck this shit.

>> No.54511684

>>54511631
So you're going all in on BBBY?

>> No.54511717

>>54510645
He's just like me fr.

>> No.54511794

https://twitter.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1644475772940308481?t=_bqPfzdpkNLYmuSNd2fADA&s=19

>> No.54511810

>>54511794
Screen cap me family, I don't want to start up tor up right now.

>> No.54511811

>>54511794
Nothing ever happens.

>> No.54511840

>small caps in two years of sideways movement
why does the jew hate small caps so much?

>> No.54511874

>>54511840
By definition if they went up they would stop being small caps.

>> No.54511904

>>54511874
based retard

>> No.54511907

>>54511904
Thanks.

>> No.54511974

If I have to bake I'm using another frog.

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>>54511840

>> No.54511990

>>54511974
I'll bake

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>>54511974
>>54511990
use this one

>> No.54511995

>>54511992
He looks just like me.

>> No.54512012

NEW NEW

>>54512009
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>1pbtid

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>1pbtid