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>> No.54494147
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Natural gas. Verification not required.

>> No.54494150

Always do the opposite of what jews say

>> No.54494168
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What are you anons up to now that the trading week is over?

>> No.54494183
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54494183

Does anyone make consistent profits trading iron condors?

>> No.54494194

Almost nothing can stop this NVDA rally.

>> No.54494196

>>54494168
Charting or “astrology” for next week. Futes on Sunday should be wild

>> No.54494201

>>54494132
US might be the only country that closes its market for fake made up holidays like Juneteenth but also closes on Good Friday

>> No.54494214
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Bobo get your ass out here! You bragged and beat your chest and you couldn't even take SPY down 1% all week! I don't mean in a day I mean across the whole week! Bobo unless you dump this market 10% in a day I don't want to hear your stupid bullshit! You hear me Bobo you bitch ass nigga!

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>>54494132
So whats this year's meme stock?

>> No.54494222

>>54494201
Anyone excuse to shut down the free market

>> No.54494229

I'm down 60% on BOIL. I'm never going to try swing trading again. From now on all my money is going to go into safe dividend ETFs.

>> No.54494230

>>54494194

NVDA will go back to 280's and double top before dumping again. I would not want to hold semis if china starts getting tough with Taiwan

>> No.54494251

>>54494223
Don't look at that gif it's a bad one

>> No.54494254
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>>54494223
We don't post disgusting webms here, anon. First and last warning. TQQQ will regain it's place as the biggest meme stock once rate hikes slow down and pause.

>> No.54494257
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54494257

Making money is fun!

>> No.54494260
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My BOIL puts printed today

>> No.54494268
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54494268

Did you buy chainmail stocks, anon?

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>>54494214
who u callin a bitch, busta. Real bobo niggaz adapt and swing dat shit II da downside, das how u survive in dis muthafuckin market nahmsayin

>> No.54494292
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>>54494168
play planetside 2 / battlebit remastered

>>54494196
betting markets/trading are open for sp500 even during weekends btw

me thought writing a s. king type Sci-FI / paranormal activity book about some mental hospital but realized there is already mental hospital hit movie/book. altought scifi-aspect would be good still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31wMXDS1Lkw

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>>54494223

>> No.54494305

>>54494168
I'm talking a plane to spend the weekend in a small Polish town with two 20 year grills from the Internet.

>> No.54494309
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>>54494223

>> No.54494310

Guys can someone explain why GE is up 40% YTD? It's trading like a memestock despite being a $100B market cap company with massive industrial segments that power the entire world.

Why. Answer. You chuds can't. Idiots.

>> No.54494314

>>54494132

I asked in the last thread if it was a good idea to inverse put call ratios on spy, can I get anymore people to explain if its a good idea or not. I was looking at barchart data for today and it showed that their were more puts than calls and the market rally, how consistent is that?

>> No.54494318

>>54494310
>why is GE up on literally no news whatsoever
maybe they do have news, have you checked?

>> No.54494321

>>54494223
NVDA
AI
GFAI
BBAI
SOUN

>> No.54494322
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>>54494268
Where is medieval kino 1, son? Fugg, I should really re-watch Braveheart. Mel Gibson is just too good

>> No.54494329

>>54494292
>me thought writing a s. king type Sci-FI / paranormal activity book about some mental hospital but realized there is already mental hospital hit movie/book. altought scifi-aspect would be good still
Check out a movie called 'In the Mouth of Madness." It hits all those notes. Underrated Sam Neill film.

>> No.54494331

>>54494314
I think it's not very meaningful because it doesn't capture the majority of options which are short-dated, or something like that.

>> No.54494349

>>54494318
>maybe they do have news, have you checked?
No GE hasn't gone up on any news specifically. The only thing I can think of is that they raised their revenue guidance from $35 billion to $38ish billion but that does NOT explain the company going up by FOURTY FUCKING PERCENT in a few months.

Fourty percent. To be clear, that means that GE's market cap has gone up by $50 billion in just 6 months.

>> No.54494352

>>54494321
Don't forget AMD.
>>54494322
Medieval Kino 1 is just the same minus the very last row. It's funny how Braveheart is one of the least historically accurate films ever but it has some of the best direction in that entire list.

>> No.54494369
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>>54494329
damn it. all good ideas are taken :)

>> No.54494372

>>54494322
Look at the brapper on that bitch

>> No.54494384

>>54494349
Their largest growth sector is electricity, their orders for wind generators doubled, and they settled an ongoing lawsuit with Siemens over wind generator patents.

>> No.54494385
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54494385

So what do i do until monday?

>> No.54494389

>>54494257
What does 484 v mean?

>> No.54494391

>>54494352
Add Krzyżacy (1960)

>> No.54494403

>>54494384
>Their largest growth sector is electricity, their orders for wind generators doubled, and they settled an ongoing lawsuit with Siemens over wind generator patents.
Thanks, do you have a source on these 3 claims? I will be furiously googling it right now but just in case you have any nice links / pics, do you know where to find out the source on these claims
>Their largest growth sector is electricity
>their orders for wind generators doubled
> they settled an ongoing lawsuit with Siemens over wind generator patents.

Wondering if that alone accounts for a 40% bid YTD

>> No.54494411

>>54494223
Would be better if she took a massive shit on it afterwords.

>> No.54494414
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>>54494168
I need to do some wrenching on my old car. Small stuff. 1-2 beer job. As for stocks i'm in /cashgang/ waiting for next signal.

>> No.54494415

>>54494391
It's there anon
>>54494268
Solid list, I'd add The Northman, Ivanhoe (the 80s version) and Ladyhawke

>> No.54494417

>>54494384
Sorry, just want to see the proof on this one claim
> their orders for wind generators doubled,

>> No.54494432
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>>54494314
You don't know what the options are being traded for. SPY has a major volatility smirk due to puts being bought for hedging, and puts being sold to take advantage of probability/premium. ITM calls are also higher on the smirk/skew. So the "normal" ratio will never be 0.7/1. You should look for the large spreads (as they're more popular than single options) taking place at the different expiration dates. Mostly credit and debit spreads. Tracking them daily can give a fair idea of what big money thinks of future price movement by date.

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>>54494223
Oh thank god I remember what that webm was before it was too late. Wew dodged a bullet.

>> No.54494446

>>54494417
It was literally in the first article on the company in Robinhood, i didn't look past that
https://www.benzinga.com/analyst-ratings/analyst-color/23/04/31701074/breaking-down-the-bullish-case-for-general-electric-analyst-calls-for-36-upside-pot

>> No.54494448

>>54494415
my bad, I looked twice and couldn't see it

>> No.54494452
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54494452

Does TSMC plan on building any other locations outside of Arizona?
>>54494415
I'd have to make it wider for file size purposes.

>> No.54494467

>>54494389
Honestly, no idea. The app is shit at explaining itself. I'll probably switch brokers once I'm done with this options trade

>> No.54494470
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>>54494372
>Look at the brapper on that bitch
Expound on that my good sir.
Slurping that gold dip bros, slurping every dip. Why haven't you guys bought gold yet? Literally the easiest investment of last and this year

>> No.54494479
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guys this game gonna be popular me think. 300 player battles on a single server.

minecraft shitty graphics. bazookas can destroy houses, snipers, grenades, rifles and even helicopters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKTw5m0q0K4

currently only competitor is pl2 in this genre rly. battlefield is not as good. this type massive battle fps games are more relaxing play than cs/quake type games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VLjERhZ3UA

>> No.54494480
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54494480

WTF I love France now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US_QP5yuYuI

>> No.54494492

>>54494470
If I had a girl with an ass like that I'd make her take a shit, not wipe, and sit on my face every single day.

>> No.54494493

>>54494183
The options dealers, collectively.

>> No.54494502

>>54494443
you still going to drink your Chud-lite?

>> No.54494510

>>54494480
>Building still standing
>No employees beaten with stale baguettes
>No Napoleon 2.0
Lame.

>> No.54494513
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>>54494480
Well done, I wonder what kind of police state backlash will come from this

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>>54494492
I am still rather unclear on what you are trying to say, my good sir. You are still being vague

>> No.54494529

>>54494147
2400 more shares of boil into the bag get rekt

>> No.54494536
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>>54494517
Perhaps this should clear up any confusion.

>> No.54494541

>>54494229
Come on son, don't let it get you down. Just sink 40k into averaging down like me

>> No.54494542

>>54494446
Interesting. What I do know about wind turbines is that they don’t have as long of a lifespan as other power plants, e.g. nuclear, natural gas, etc.

One wind turbine lasts 10^8 loadcycles which is about 20 years. At that point the blades and the generator need to be replaced.

So In a twisted sense there’s a small bit of recurring revenue involved.

>> No.54494547

BOIL is going to $0 and delisting BTW.

>> No.54494564
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>>54494480
Thank Macron the retard for making any kind of pension reform now completely forbidden. Can't wait for our Congress to kick the can doen the road yet again on the issue.

>> No.54494571

>>54494547
Undoubtedly. This will ease my tax burden for YEARS

>> No.54494595

>>54494564
...why is his name tag comically large?

>> No.54494607

>>54494547
What will happen to natural gas then huh smarty pants? Is all the fart gas just gonna disappear too?

>> No.54494615
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>>54494536
Hmmm, it is indeed helping. For your kind explanation you will receive one more picture

>> No.54494617

WHAT FUCK WHY IS OVERSTOCK BOUNCING

>> No.54494618

>>54494502
No, I'm a Coors man now

>> No.54494622

>>54494607
this is why you are losing on boil, because you dont understand supply and demand. if there were less farts, it would be MORE expensive. how much does air cost anon? That how much natgas will cost soon, we have so much of it.

>> No.54494637
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>>54494618
For me, it's Miller (the champagne of beers).
>>54494615
Who is this fat-assed retard?

>> No.54494642

>good Friday tomorrow, markets closed
laaame

>> No.54494641

>>54494622
It's a 5 year hold at least.

>> No.54494649

>>54494641
UNG maybe but not BOIL. Your BOIL position will decay to nothing. If you dont understand decay, do not buy BOIL.

>> No.54494650
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>>54494637
>Who is this fat-assed retard?
Sadly, we will never know

>> No.54494653
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54494653

why is oil crabbing again?

>> No.54494663

The BOIL bhenchods are getting to be as bad as the other resident bagholder schizos that occupy this board.

>> No.54494668
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>>54494642
Take a break man and sympathize with all the suffering in the world.

>> No.54494674

>>54494649
UNG actually is nastier since they roll every month unlike BOIL that rolls every two months.

>> No.54494675

>>54494663
You just don't understand how to lose money anon

>> No.54494678

>>54494641
Contract rolls, volatility decay, mysterious forces only Jews know will fuck you. Leveraged in general are not long term holds, but commodity futures contract based one especially. If you ever got lucky on a backwardation run you might get a few months out of it.

>> No.54494689

>>54494678
My average is very low unlike some of the bagmen, and like I said, sometimes a loss makes a good writeoff

>> No.54494690
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Just saw this coming back from a drive, bobros. I take it as a sign.
>Bobo plate
>Red car

>> No.54494696
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>>54494618
Based.

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>>54494689
Whatevs, enjoy getting chopped. I'd wait till at least April to sometime in May, and watch it every single day while reading about how it (the actual ETF, and such instruments in general) actually functions, contango/backwardation, and the overall natgas situation in the meantime.

>> No.54494736

>>54494728
*late April

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>>54494132
Anons, I don't feel so good right now...

https://twitter.com/nickgerli1/status/1642575715257270274?

>> No.54494742
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>he bought

>> No.54494745

>>54494728
I have 10k in JO as well I'm in a divorce you know why this must be done

>> No.54494756
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>>54494480
I'll never get tired of our stupid 2 digits IQ commies displaying their stupidity. If those dumbfucks understood what ETFs are and who are behind them, maybe they could benefit from it. Those dumb tards only had to buy LVMH, Total, Air Liquide and so on, or a plain ETF if they weren't sure what to do. But noooo, le stonks are LE BAD, divies are LE BAD. Their commie brain prevent them from buying stocks, they don't understand what a divy is, they don't understand compound interest, heck more than half of them don't even know that 100 bucks at 3% interest is 103 by the end of the year, their dumb Livret A is like black magic to them.
But I don't care, if they don't buy stonks, I do. Less demand equals cheapies for me. And foreign capital also know that. It's thanks to dumbfuck like them that I get rich. They're a key component. The system need idiots like them so we can stomp on their dumb skull and elevate ourselves.

>> No.54494768

>>54494745
Condolences. I divorced nearly a decade ago. One day and step at a time, and Psalm 23.

>> No.54494770

>>54494740
loading up on BNKD on monday.

>> No.54494799

>>54494740
>1) The real problem, in my view, is that the Fed has been aggressively "contracting" the money supply through quantitative tightening.
>aggressively
lmao

>> No.54494857

>>54494799
This, real QT has never been tried

>> No.54494895
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>>54494653
same reason why metals and stuff went up, dollar temp weakness. but eur/usd should collapse again close to parity then oil prices plummet back down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_51C_-c2a18

>> No.54494899

>>54494857
>real QT has never been tried
This but unironically, they always start throwing helicopter money out of the backdoor while holding a press conference at the front.

Yes, it's still helicopter money even if it's going to institutions.
Yes, it still enters circulation because it will be used as collateral to make plays or to avoid realizing losses.

>> No.54494902

Why isn't BBBY pumping again?

>> No.54494919

>>54494902
Because they're literally bankrupt.

The question you should be asking is why is TRKA pumping again?

>> No.54494926

>>54494668
Fuck the world, I'm suffering. The market wont crash so I can slurp cheapies.

>> No.54494928

>>54494919
You're an idiot, look at the numbers. People are buying BBBY stock in droves. I'll explain this like you're 5. When people buy stock, the price goes up. People are buying the stock but price no go up.

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>>54494799
He's right to say this is a spooky chart. I'm with Sumner on this, though, it's not the total supply, it's the price of money that matters. USD has depreciated so much in value against the cost of goods, I don't think taking money out of circulation is bad for us, it's just part of navigating between Scylla and Charybdis.

>> No.54494939

>>54494928
For every buyer, there's also a seller.

>> No.54494952

>>54494939
False. The company created $300 million new shares. People are slurping it up. If people are buying something, it implies value.

>> No.54494965

>>54494928
Whatever BBBYtard. You had a better play in TRKA by miles and miles and you still chose to go in on a shitty b&m retailer that sell overpriced towels and silverware.

>> No.54494974

>>54494965
The adults are talking, you can go home now. Class dismissed!

>> No.54494977

>>54494928
You're an idiot, look at the numbers. People are selling BBBY stock in droves. I'll explain this like you're 5. When people sell stock, the price goes down. People are selling the stock and price go down.

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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.54494996

>>54494931
>ignores the gigantic dildo
gee how could they...

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>>54494931
Listen to ya boy Tony and buy the next dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC6CTXvYtnM&t=813s

>> No.54494998
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Nice 1w candle anon.

>> No.54495014
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>>54494997
https://olui2.fs.ml.com/Publish/Content/application/pdf/GWMOL/CMO_4-3-23_Merrill.pdf

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>futures

>> No.54495022

>>54494996
I didn't ignore it, that's obviously the cause of USD depreciating against the cost of goods. It's still spooky every time you actively take steps towards deflation.

>> No.54495030

>>54495022
Not you, nick gerler or whatever his name is.

>> No.54495037
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>>54494998
>5 weekly red BOIL candles in a row
>4 in the double digits
>1 at almost -9%
S-summer slurpin'!

>> No.54495043

>>54495015
post the maga hat one

>> No.54495046

>>54494998
Reminder that this poster is a federal agent.

>> No.54495066
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i'm so excited to trade tomorrow

>> No.54495069

>>54495046
Prove it. You cant and youre fucking crazy.

>> No.54495074

>>54494931
Is this a ChatGPT post? QT hasn't been aggressive at all, if anything it's been homeopathic.

>> No.54495083

>>54495069
>1 post by this ID
Nice VPN, fed.

>> No.54495106

>>54495074
First time to have a contracting money supply in nearly a century seems aggressive to me. It's certainly aggressive in relative terms

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54495113

>futures

>> No.54495140

What's the next meme stock which will do a 50x?

>> No.54495154

>>54495140
I already told you. It's TRKA and it's literally doing it right now.

>> No.54495156

>>54495140
>hurr durr hurf durf
-(You)

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>>54494183
>iron condors
they can't beat me if I hop on all sides of the trade
>charges you per contract fees
Oh now I get it

>> No.54495179

>>54495083
Some of us dont spend our entire lives on here, chud. I think youre the fed and youre just projecting

>> No.54495194

>>54495179
>Some of us dont spend our entire lives on here
Yeah that's called working a shift as a fed. I wake up in the middle of the night just to >futures post. Step your game up fed fucking shits.

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>>54494132
Love me index credit spreads
Theta is me fren

>> No.54495199

>>54495179
Too obvious, fed.

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>>54494201
>Juneteenth
My favorite addition to the Jewish holiday calendar

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>>54495140
Vix

>> No.54495244

>>54494201
All religions are welcome here

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Oh my God, I joined a gym for the first time since Covid and I realized today while I was in there that it has been literally years since I have seen a moderately attractive woman in person. I need oil to blow up so I can quit my job and just stay at the gym all day. I understand why all the guys there are so swoll.

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>>54495140
Look up how to create a scanner on think or swim, you're looking for low float gap ups to chase, need -30mil float +10% premarket, they literally happen every day mostly biotechs, muhtrka falls into that category.
>>54495178
ibkr lowered my fees just had to call them i do 30-100k contracts a year idk if there's a threshold, and rh gold has fills that aren't as bad as butthurt redditors say while having no fees.

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>>54494183
Condors are somewhat meh when it comes to credit collection and consistency. That said you're honest bet is to find stocks with some volatility but within a range. For example you could spam RUT or IWM condors for some decent consistency since the Russlle 2000 is the crab index.
That said hope you like a wide spread here since the range is somewhat large.

Now if you want to benefit from sideways movement honestly I'll shill just doing a broken-wing butterfly. Lets you get that sideways shekels but if it goes in one direction you'd still make something. In short more room for error just in case.
Ideally, to add on this, you should spam this on something like an index such as XSP since you can do shorter expirations without some sort of options autism like pre-market assignment or what have you.

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>>54495248
>DID YOU JUST GLANCE AT ME?! PERVERT!!

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>>54495283
I can smell the curry through the screen

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>>54495248
On the topic of oil, the extremely tight range it has been trading the last 4 days has been some high bullshit.

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>>54495283

>> No.54495312

>>54495293
Think its israel.

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>>54495293
Anon, if you notice the exit sign behind the 3dbp, it's in hebrew....

>> No.54495321

>>54495306
me today except with my hobbled fat fuck gremlin body molded by 8 years of cubicle cuckery, so markedly worse

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>>54495211
i wish. 30 max.
>>54495268
perfect butterfly time it's true

>> No.54495369

>>54495344
>30 max.
50.

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>>54495369
they'd have to pivot then, that'll be the the exit pump flag before new lows. i want it too, just don't think it'll be this year.

>> No.54495425

>>54495283
That shit doesn't look safe. One slip up and there goes the kneecap and ankle.

>> No.54495434

>>54495268
thanks anon

>> No.54495475

>>54495425
Breh... its 20lbs on a smith machine... with stops.

>> No.54495483

>>54495199
Meds. Now.

>> No.54495484

>>54495475
That's like 225 to a woman

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>>54495268
capped and added to my collection of useful info for future planning

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>futures

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>>54495316
BASEDBASEDBASED

SEX WITH GEMS
SEXXXXXXO WITH GEMS
SEXXXXXXXXXXXOOOOOOOO

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>futures

>> No.54495613

>>54495283
Somehow her shoes are even more retarded than her exercise.

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>presents

>> No.54495645

>>54495312
>>54495316
Same thing

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>>54495316
>>54495593
I would fugg it with my crystal

>> No.54495664
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Alright boys. Post ‘em if you got ‘em. I am proud of my little losses. I could be down like a bajillion percentage.

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54495669

new thread theme
https://youtu.be/_g8DomRMszw

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54495685

quick question for burgers. if you work on WE now, will the market be open on WE too ?

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>>54495685
...I barely work WD's

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>>54495664
sell me calls

>> No.54495725
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>fixed duration contracts

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I hope I shorted the top today...

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>>54495736
Sure Mr Burry....

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>>54495321
Don't worry anon, we never stay beautiful forever. Once I got into my 30's I started looking like Edward furlong the later years. Time gets us all eventually

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>>54495743

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>>54495771
here i am thinking i'm the oldest here
>wrong again

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SCVLeady

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>>54495593
>>54495652
I consider gem waifus to be close to robowaifus thus I would too segges Phos.

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>>54495664
My investments are with good companies. They will come back eventually.

>> No.54495812

>>54495771
You look more like Rich Evens brother if he had one to me.

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>>54495795
you didn't censor enough

>> No.54495822
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>>54495787
I
AM
FITTY

>> No.54495827

>>54495808
>NSC

based ethical investor

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>>54495787
There are people in there 40's and 50's here. I never thought I'd still be here at 35, but I can't imagine /smg/ not existing

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>>54495771
You eat chips for lunch fucker,dont blame it on time

>> No.54495837

>>54495808
Be careful with UUUU.

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>>54495736
I have a pill for you,
If you wish to short but not get heemed, sell credit spreads and or Puts on the VIX with a month or so out.
Idea being, the VIX always jumps to some level after some time and if the option or spread your selling has some time to it you can collect a credit if you're smart about it.

>> No.54495845

>>54494268
I bought Chainlink

>> No.54495846

>>54495831
that pic is unironic

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>>54495834
>You eat chips for lunch fucker,dont blame it on time

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>>54495827
Oh I get it now. Trains don't run on oil. That's why all my trains and oil are down.
>>54495837
Oh I know. I'm not worred about that one at all.

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>>54495806
Look at the gem hair anon... Isn't it soft and inviting? Don't you just want to stick your dick in and hump it while the perplexed asexual gem waits for you to finish?

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54495904

im up 13% this month. is that good? can any of you fancy, profitable, traders chime in? I am just curious

>> No.54495913

>>54495904
You could probably cash out and do nothing else for the rest of the year and outperform.

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>>54495869
>Look at the gem hair anon... Isn't it soft and inviting? Don't you just want to stick your dick in and hump it while the perplexed asexual gem waits for you to finish?
Yes my fellow rock coomer, I understand these feelings all too well.

>> No.54495962

>>54495904
13% a month is pretty good, but whether it's meaningful or not really depends how often you lose 13% in a month.

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Sooooo we getting a Rocker update tonight? It is the beginning of the weekend.

>> No.54495972

How come the guy on live TV mentions McDonald's and happy meals the very moment I look at an image of McDonalds big Macs here? Is the MACDonalds corporation sending low frequency brain waves to get me to head over for my usual, 2 hamburgers, 6 piece mcnug, small fry, large hi-c? I notice shit like this a lot. I think the Konami corp sent out some waves to revive the DDR franchise recently. No I will not take meds (other than a happy meal)

>> No.54495994

>>54495967
Updates come out on Sundays.

>> No.54495995
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54495995

>My memestocks bring all the boiz to the yard
>And their like,
>memein yall
>Damn right,
>I can teach you but I’ll have to
>CHARGE!

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>>54494310

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>>54495962
>>54495913
good points. hiring a manager is seems like a complete waste and just dumping into spy will take a lifetime. I am new but got in in march so its not really a way to compare since I started at the perfect time to catch this recent up trend. ive literally never been down more than 1% though

>> No.54496102

>>54495283
what is it with anons believing the opinions of women matter

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>>54495293
better smell than tomato sauce and wheat

>> No.54496116

I don't really understand bananas... like... what?
Why would you buy DOLE?

>> No.54496133

>>54495850
why you shaved your arm ?

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>Cashed out a 136% gain on my SWBI calls
Reminder that if you don't have the means to kill someone in under 5 seconds you're never truly free

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54496149

How come Peter Schiff keeps talking about a financial crisis but the stock market keeps going up?

>> No.54496155

>>54496116
If you were investing in Dole, it probably wouldn't be because of the bananas given the Cavandish banana cultivar that populates our stores is getting threatened by a different strain of the same mold that wiped out the gross michael.

>> No.54496164

>>54496155
I remember exactly where I was when I learned that there were different types of bananas...

>> No.54496186

>>54496149
There exists a small group of judiastic bankers

>> No.54496191

TSLA predictions in one month?

>> No.54496210

>>54496191
it will go up then it will go down

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>>54496133
Lanklets are naturally high in estrogen due to their picky diets this is why they have little body hair. Hamchads will eat anything for the nutrients and even take advantage of extra nutrients and store them, because much like the markets, chads are forward looking. This is why hamchads are the superior form of human.

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Got an e-mail informing me I had an job interview for some director position soon. Problem is I didn't apply for any director job and its in another state. But oh well. Nice to be wanted though.

>> No.54496215

>>54496116
>t. potassium deficient

>> No.54496224

>>54496191
It will still be fake/gay

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>>54495716
Based drain on society. We all must do our part to show the instability of the system so the sheep wake up and revolt.

>> No.54496235

>>54494268
>chainmail stocks
TSR inc has been defunct since 1997

>> No.54496237

>>54496116
There's not much reason to buy DOLE. That's not to say it's a terrible company, but it's a commoditized product with pretty direct competitors such as Del Monte (FDP).
These types of stocks tend to pay a 2-5% dividend and go absolutely nowhere over decades, aside from some temporary volatility depending on general market conditions. The problem is it's a really low ROIC business, yet these managements tend to dump most of their profits back into growth/acquisitions anyway because scale is how they get paid.

If you could buy DOLE at a 10% yield on cost, it'd probably be a really decent play to sit on forever and collect. Just don't reinvest the divvies.

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>>54496149
WE LOVE PUMPING FAKE SCAM PAPER THAT HAS NO INTRINSIC VALUE

FUCK THE GOLD ROCKS

>> No.54496295
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>>54495248

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whats fat hands new channel?

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>>54495771
for women it's much worse. their skin is half thick as men's so it gets quickly old. i think
they age something like 50% faster than men after 40's. that's why skincare products are such a massive business globally. someone like mel gibson looks fresh at 65's or jared leto looks like 30yo at 50's

where women age the best are korea and japan. they avoid sunlight,wear hats and sunglasses and eat healthy.

also most people start to suffer various health issues already in 40's and 50's. that's why important to early on in 30's to eat healthy, low fat foods and vegs, keep good body weight, no drugs and small amounts of alcohol

>> No.54496347

>>54496307
https://youtube.com/@JohnnyFathands

>> No.54496356

>>54496258
>WE LOVE PUMPING FAKE SCAM PAPER THAT HAS NO INTRINSIC VALUE
pleb take
>FUCK THE GOLD ROCKS
unironically

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>>54495972
>2 hamburgers
Went with 3 tonight. Felt cute, might delete later

>> No.54496448

You guys got that nice 70% GFAI slurp right? I told you to buy the dip.

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If this doesn't convince you to invest in Chewy.com (ticker CHWY) then there is no hope for you. White women literally CAN'T stop fucking dogs.
>Jones County Mississippi
>Denise Frazier 19, accused of performing sexual act with dog on social media.
>facing charges that include unnatural intercourse and aggravated cruelty involving an animal.
>According to the sheriff’s department, it received a complaint from a concerned resident regarding a graphic video posted to a social media channel depicting what appeared to be a sexual act between a woman and a male dog.
>“In my 17 years in law enforcement, this is one of the most disturbing cases that I’ve ever investigated,” Sgt. J.D. Carter said. “JCSD is in possession of several videos that are so graphic that we are not at liberty to release them or even discuss them.”

>> No.54496466

>>54496425
>fried Cancer chicken
>fried corn syrup poofs
>cheap fat spread
>artificial oil filled bun
God bless KFC for poisoning niggers and white trash.

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INEEDASIANPUSSY

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>futures

>> No.54496512

>>54496448
I added it to my list just today when I assume you mentioned it.

>> No.54496522
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>>54494132
Currently unemployed so I can't use money to fuck whores. Would be smart to buy Bumble premium and try to duck some whores from there?

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54496528

>>54496347
thank you anon.

>> No.54496527

>>54496476
Blessed sister in Christ.

>> No.54496553

>>54496522
Is that you scoops?

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>>54496449
Sounds hedonistic senpai. I rather short dumb whores and hope for a better world.

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>futures

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i think i have covid. can't smell or taste anything, and i've got a stuffy nose. it's over for me bros. you'll have to make it without me

>> No.54496581

>>54496553
No but I'd appreciate your input

>> No.54496583

>>54496466
Why are lanklets allergic to enjoying anything or treating themselves to something nice.
>nope, I'm not eating that big Mac, this one apple slices will be enough for me even though my body is so starved I'm going through muscle atrophy
>heh but they'll learn, now time to sit at my desk and play CK3 for 16 hours so I can prepare for the rise of the chud army in the US and prepare to be the leader

>> No.54496586

>>54496564
I have had it, it sucked hard core ass at my age. May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep (You).

>> No.54496604

>>54496564
I smoked marijuana through my covid. It's not that bad. (if you got the vax)

>> No.54496606

>>54496581
I have a girlfriend, but tinder worked good to fuck 5 years ago. Not great, but a few times a month.

>> No.54496607
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54496607

Alizée anon roped. TFW no Y2K-era Alizée gf was just too much for him to bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDDpNaQxn6E

>> No.54496608

I wonder if I should start taking profits on my gold. also my gf doesn't know i/m smoking weed

>> No.54496611

>>54496583
>apple slices
tonight was the first cut of smoked pork butt I threw on this morning, black rice, mushrooms, brussel sprouts. McDonald is for those homeless people you see living in garbage piles.

>> No.54496616

>>54496586
How many are you?

>> No.54496631

>>54496522
i travel a lot and find apps are very city specific, like the app good in one city is trash in another. but, yeah, buying some dating app premium scripts is cheaper than playing the bar scene.

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54496632

Does anyone have experience with Canadian companies? I'm looking at Aritzia (ATZ). They sell mid-luxury clothing for women and are currently expanding into the US. They have the former CFO of LULU and a general manager for TikTok on their board of directors.

I like the growth story, but my only problem is that they are only listed on the Toronto stock exchange. It has incredibly low volume.

My question is this: Why aren't they listed on US exchanges? What incentives/disincentives (besides US regulatory compliance costs) are there for doing that?

>> No.54496634

>>54496611
>smoked meats
enjoy your cancer

>> No.54496640

>>54496616
FITTY

>> No.54496643

>>54494322


STURDY

>> No.54496650

>>54496634
cancer doesn't prevent quick cure from being delicious

>> No.54496655

>>54496611
>McDonald
It's a great American company if you ask me

>> No.54496669

>>54496509
Faggot

>> No.54496671
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Why is Ford such a turd stock? I mean they sell the #1 truck in America and seem to be figuring the electric hurdles out

>> No.54496677
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>>54496466
Dat Nashville chicken was aight doe...

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>>54496677
They really do need to sell this sauce. It doesn't matter that it is oil based and people are too retarded to shake it.

>> No.54496691

>>54496671
Had a few recalls, had to jack the price up on the Lightening, and the Fed hikes affecting consumer debt rates.

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54496695

>Pair of jeans that fit just right

>> No.54496710

>>54496671
>seem to be figuring the electric hurdles out
Ah, so they're where Tesla was 10 years ago. I'm sure the sharp team of Boomers and diversity at Ford can plow right through that difficulty in no time at all.

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>>54496690
>They really do need to sell this sauce
Fax
>It doesn't matter that it is oil based and people are too retarded to shake it.
FAX. Ah a fellow man of culture I see.

>> No.54496719
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54496719

We live in a society where.

We live in a society where.

We live in a society where.

We live in a society where.

WING.

Look at cell F6 and then look at cell E6.

And then look at me. It's the debt they raised.

We live in a society where the Chicken Wing company can raise debt at a <4% Coupon.

>> No.54496723

>>54496710
Never underestimate the power of power that wants to stay power.

>> No.54496724

STOP. STOP. MAKE IT STOP.

>> No.54496728

>>54496710
They are getting their batteries outsourced to koreans. They aren't making them inhouse.

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>>54496719
><4% Coupon
WANG GOT DAT A1 CREDIT

>> No.54496739

>>54496691
thanks, yeah I forgot about all their debt. you'd think that by selling so many trucks they could pay that off but i guess the margins aren't really there?

>>54496728
ah what could go wrong

>> No.54496744

>>54494770
Might be too late, I got only got 100 shares and regret not pushing it to 1000.

>> No.54496747

>>54494668
WTF
I love handegg now

>> No.54496757

>>54495743
Good fucking job brother.

>> No.54496764

You guys listening to that new Spring BANGER from Megan Trainer called Mother? After all these years she was able to scrounge up enough cash to buy herself another hit song? What are the stock market implications of this?

>> No.54496787

>>54495837
Elaborate ? Source ?

>> No.54496818

>>54494254
TQQQ isn't a stock, retard. It's a synthetic leveraged derivative of a synthetic index of stocks.

>> No.54496853

>>54496719
>WING
crbpajeet is that you?
wing is an odd case, its priced like a saas company

can you look at my post here >>54496632

>> No.54496860

>>54495669
She was stealing Yung Gravy "Mr. Clean" who sampled "Mr. Sandman" who appreciates old time music and piping black chicks

>> No.54496875
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>>54496719
I named an episode after you and didn't even get so much as a thank you. You fuck me I fuck you bloody!!

>> No.54496876

>>54496528
We’ve gotta pop by the market, Dump SPY. it'sm gonna be a nice one too.
>The what? Dump SPY? What do we need to dump SPY for?
Why in the hell do you think we just pumped all that money on SPY? The whole point of pumping SPY in the first place is to get the holders nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know… they can’t sell. Because of the implication.
>Oh, uh… okay. You had me going there for the first part. The second half kind of threw me.
Dude, dude, think about it. The investor is in the middle of a Bear Market with some ETF they barely understand. The investor looks around and what do they see? Nothing but red seas. “Ahhh, there’s nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do? Sell?”
>Okay… that seems really dark.
Nah, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me bro.
>I think I am.
Yeah, you are. Because if the investor wanted to sell, then the answer is obviously sell.
>No. Right.
But the thing is they're not going to sell. They would never sell. Because of the implication.
>Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for them if they decide to sell SPY. Not that things are going to go wrong for them, but they're thinking that they will.
>But it sounds like she doesn’t want to sell SPY?
Why aren’t you understanding this?

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54496890

>>54496875
Hey Rocker, let me know when you're ready for my Indy 500 pick this year. That pick for 2022 probably beat your stock returns for the year

>> No.54496919

>>54496890
When is the race?

>> No.54496928

>>54496919
It's always Memorial Day weekend, so I think May 28

>> No.54496934
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>>54496149
posted sometime by me in the autumn of '22

>> No.54496937
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i will be baking

>> No.54496944

>Market is closed tomorrow
The jew did this

>> No.54496946

>>54496934
(addendum) I used the same file name as this was a clear bottom signal back then.

>> No.54496955

>>54496818
lol poorfag response

>> No.54496962

>>54496691
Ford is a great stock, buy in single digits, sell in double digits.

>> No.54496966

>>54495209
PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAM

>> No.54496973

>>54496944
I mean... yes they did do this...

>> No.54496985

>>54496962
Agreed, I missed the 9s because I didn't have an account yet but was watching it. I was watching it and INTC at the same time and it pisses me off every single day to see them now. Plus, dem F divies.

>> No.54496995

>>54496944
can't have distractions when celebrating the slaughtering of the goyim.

>> No.54496997

Good Friday isn't even a fucking federal holiday

>> No.54497002

>>54496955
wrong

>> No.54497041
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>>54496966
>GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Philadelphia "Phil" Collins

>> No.54497055

>>54496997
That's because the feds are of Satan but Bill Hwang is a man of God.

>> No.54497065
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54497065

jej baggies

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>>54497064
>>54497064

>> No.54497071

>>54497066
sorry anon, my thread is older and better

>> No.54497104

>>54495252
>ibkr
How's the trading software? I'm a street smart edge boomer

>> No.54497107
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Do we really need this many threads on the eve of a trading holiday?

>> No.54497140

>>54497107
more

>> No.54497479

>>54496237
I wonder if people were saying the same thing about KO 50 years ago.

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>>54496237
>yet these managements tend to dump most of their profits back into growth/acquisitions anyway because scale is how they get paid.
DOLE acquired Total Produce, which has also been around since the 1850s, to become literally the largest fresh produce products provider in the world. Del Monte will become DOLEs Frito-Lay.

>> No.54497591

>>54497020
>>54497020
>>54497020
>>54497020