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In return you must do one of the following:

>suck 4 dirty penis(no std)

Or

>give 100 handjobs to different men

Which is the best option?

>> No.54489669

both. and keep the money I dont want it

>> No.54489686

>>54489656
handjobs with no eye contact

>> No.54489695

>>54489656
Do they need to come?
This is very relevant

>> No.54489715

maybe ill start liking to suck dick and do it for free, basically women

>> No.54489740

>>54489656
2nd
just make the 100 guys all wear condoms (so no risk of cum getting on you) and through a gloryhole so you don't know who they are

then just set up a comfy chair next to the hole, go at it for a few hours and easy money
maybe even two holes, one per hand, to speed up the process.

>> No.54489793
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54489793

>Iphone
>Cat posting
Reminder this is OP.

>> No.54489794

>>54489740
Respect the work ethic. How about becoming my apprentice

>> No.54489813
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54489813

>>54489794
Spam the catalog more nigger.

>> No.54489885

neither of those are worth 2 million.

>> No.54489895

>>54489885
You can put mayo on the penis after the first contact

>> No.54489907

Op is a literal tranny this thread is poison from a poisoned mind. Do the world a favor and kys

>> No.54489916

>>54489907
Ok poorfag
You can out curry on the dick instead of mayo. Happy?

>> No.54489921

>>54489656
for $1750900 you can call me the Jackler. i'll have those 100 strange nuts spilled within 3 hours, 6 max. shit i'll do 2 at a time.call me the milk machine idgaf Im Rich Bitch hahahaah

>> No.54489930

>>54489656
I will take the money and do no such things

>> No.54489942

>>54489930
You’ll have 104 very, very angry and horny men with you on their shit list

>> No.54489953

>>54489669
fpbp

>> No.54489963

>>54489942
I shall use the $1,750,900 to buy them one cheap hooker they can all use.

>> No.54489973

>>54489963
Im afraid they were promised you in particular

>> No.54490048

>>54489656
Trannie groomer thread

>> No.54490211

a handjob would kind of be like masturbating

>> No.54490440
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>>54489656
>>54489669
>>54489715
>>54489953
You have already posted multiple threads about sucking dicks for money with small variations across multiple days, with fake replies in each glorifying the act, how much are you getting paid to psyops normalizing faggotry on /biz/?

>> No.54490457

>>54489656
How did they get the cat to blow the horn?

>> No.54490484

Hire a hooker to do it for me for $200 and have her do them both.
I can start next week if you'll toss in medical, dental, and housing/travel at a value of at least 20k/year separate from commiserate pay.

>> No.54490510

>>54489656
time is money, can get 4 guys off with my mouth a lot faster than 100 lazy handjobs

>> No.54490525

>>54489656
handjob 100% is this even a question
i dont even know how to give a blowjob
been giving myself top notch handys my whole life

>> No.54490549

>>54490440
If you're honest, probably nothing, it's just a basement dweller with a sub 100 IQ who literally rips one out to every comment.

>> No.54490585
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54490585

Anything less than 4 at a time is inefficient.