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54486901 No.54486901 [Reply] [Original]

>look anon my gold has real value
>New study by the University of Halle: These Bacteria produce gold by digesting toxic metals

https://pressemitteilungen.pr.uni-halle.de/index.php?modus=pmanzeige&pm_id=2830

>> No.54486912
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54486912

>>54486901
Get some rest, Schlomo

>> No.54486916

>YEAH BUT
>WHAT IF A BACTERIA MINES SOME BITCOIN AFTER THE INITIAL 21 MILLION GOT ISSUED?

>> No.54486940

How can I get my hands on some of this bacteria?

>> No.54487022

>>54486940
this bacteria is only found in homosexual anus. Get going anon you know what you must do

>> No.54487040

>>54486912
Jews sell you gold retard

>> No.54487062

>>54487022
Perhaps I could contract you to do this for me? I'm rather busy...

>> No.54487090

>>54486901
How to out yourself as a retard without saying you're a retard.

>> No.54487991

>>54486901
did you even read the article?
it doesn't produce gold out of thin air, it "eats" a gold-copper mineral and seperates them into pure copper and pure gold

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>>54486901
Few things are funnier than triggered gayddit snowflakes trying to "weaponize" "science".
Scientists made a philosoper's stone guys, just like Harry Potter!