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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:23:59 2023 No.54486369 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>>54483632

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:25:43 2023 No.54486378 Please add this to future OPs, baker. Thanks in advance. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/rabbitrust.asp

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:29:17 2023 No.54486391 File: 103 KB, 700x744, 1680629647454770.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Supposedly the chinks are making moves on Taiwan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:29:40 2023 No.54486394 File: 1.21 MB, 929x1049, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] choose your edition smg

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:30:23 2023 No.54486398 File: 358 KB, 2048x2023, 22925D26-0DE5-42C3-85D8-B78F35646E46.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The market will never go up again

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:30:34 2023 No.54486400
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I'm doing a pre-IPO /smg/ invite only offer to buy shares of Rocker Financial LLC. Minimum buy in is $10k. I'm valuing my market cap at $100 million Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:30:42 2023 No.54486402 File: 92 KB, 998x254, 3ECAFE8C-1173-47CB-BD69-88AAF4A47E3A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SELL REDDIT SELL

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:31:54 2023 No.54486411 /SMG/ owes me sex.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:32:07 2023 No.54486414 File: 77 KB, 691x1024, 34401579-4469-4BC1-A673-66E2D3431B75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486402 >>54486391

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:33:28 2023 No.54486422 how exactly does 'last month's rent' work when you end a lease? do you get it back with the security deposit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:34:27 2023 No.54486430 >>54486400 I know you're a janitor. There are other janitors around here that would do it for free. For this reason, I'm out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:34:42 2023 No.54486431 Glad I bought soxs yesterday. Chinks do your thing and don’t forget about Taiwan semiconductor

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:35:21 2023 No.54486433 >>54486422 Some management companies ask for first and last months rent. When you declare that you're moving out, you don't pay rent the last month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:36:16 2023 No.54486441 Daily reminder: global bank failures are not bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:37:38 2023 No.54486446 >>54486422 The trick is to stop paying rent 2 months before you leave. Then they can't steal that last payment or the deposit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:38:06 2023 No.54486452 >>54486430 Jokes on you Kevin, my entire staff consists of janitors that work for free so my labor cost is $0 so i'm extremely profitable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:38:21 2023 No.54486453 File: 12 KB, 225x225, Waingro had to get it on tattoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486391 >Making moves

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:38:55 2023 No.54486456 File: 728 KB, 1536x1102, 8B3BA688-C463-438E-8778-C93E2F04F9A7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486391 Is china mucking around a YING type meme or is it a YANG type meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:39:04 2023 No.54486461 File: 90 KB, 1024x676, 1680542164452438.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's all coming together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:39:21 2023 No.54486465 >>54486402 Dumb chinks. You're supposed to call it a quarantine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:39:52 2023 No.54486471 >>54486456 YANG gang

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:40:55 2023 No.54486475 File: 3.40 MB, 2067x1236, Les Bogs 14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486391 >They invaded? >Carpet bomb ze markets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:43:26 2023 No.54486494 >>54486402 this guy is a retard and he posts fake news all the time

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:44:59 2023 No.54486501
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>>54486494
>BEIJING, April 6 (Reuters) - China's Fujian maritime safety administration launched a three-day special joint patrol and inspection operation in the central and northern parts of the Taiwan Strait that includes moves to board ships, it said on its WeChat account.

>The move comes amid heightened tensions between China and Taiwan, with U.S. House Speaker Kevin McCarthy hosting Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen in California on Wednesday, becoming the most senior U.S. figure to meet a Taiwanese leader on U.S. soil in decades.

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/china-inspect-ships-taiwan-strait-taiwan-says-wont-cooperate-2023-04-06/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:45:06 2023 No.54486502 China/Taiwan nothingburger like it always is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:47:22 2023 No.54486513 What if big chinese firms get told that the army’s gonna do something funny before hand so they can get big money off YANG

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:47:25 2023 No.54486514 my farts are so stinky

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:48:52 2023 No.54486522 >>54486514 are you asking us to imagine the smell?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:49:10 2023 No.54486525 File: 662 KB, 895x900, 1679703668820515.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486501 oooh ww3 confirmed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:49:36 2023 No.54486528 >>54486501 What's gonna happen to my 60% SOXL portfolio lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:50:22 2023 No.54486534 There will never be a hot war. Its too expensive and people in too much debt. Wars must be fought using poor broke people

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:50:35 2023 No.54486535 >>54486528 Overnight it'll become a 30% SOXL portfolio lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:50:40 2023 No.54486536 >>54486522 i like getting under the covers to marinate in them

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:50:52 2023 No.54486537 Four big guys

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:52:50 2023 No.54486551 i miss the way he said 'chyna' so much bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:53:02 2023 No.54486552 >>54486535 GOOD. I'll have 70% cash then to buy the dip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:53:44 2023 No.54486557 For some fucking reason I keep thinking Taiwan is to the left of China and not to the right

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:53:50 2023 No.54486558 >>54486552 You won't be able to because they'll call you back into service, Jocko.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:54:09 2023 No.54486561 hey kid wanna buy a dog coin?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:55:07 2023 No.54486567 >>54486561 my mom told me i oughtn't talk to NEETs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 05:57:03 2023 No.54486579 >>54486558 Bing chillling, let's get it on

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:01:04 2023 No.54486608
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I finally get it. I need to start a business. Not a janny business, I'm far to talented and have impeccable people skills. It's time for me to and create a company that deals exclusively in finance.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5sye_VxmNZA&feature=share

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:01:39 2023 No.54486615 EQX is my gold mining stock of choice

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:01:56 2023 No.54486617

>tfw invested in myself by moving to another company that offered me a 30% raise
I'm gonna miss my boss she was so nice abd supportive to me... her son just died a few months ago so I felt really fucking bad about it and she looked despondent when I told her and said she would match any salary to keep me, but HR said no. Brehs...
/blog

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:02:17 2023 No.54486620 >>54486608 Why don't you just start a hedgefund. You are jewish after all

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:04:34 2023 No.54486633 >>54486617 could you fuck her? lemons, lemonade

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:04:59 2023 No.54486636 >>54486501 it's the same thing the US has been doing to "problematic" countries for decades. what's the problem with that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:06:22 2023 No.54486646 >>54486633 That's emotional rape bro... plus I'm saving my virginity...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:09:11 2023 No.54486667 File: 3.56 MB, 1830x1394, 1679082570232674.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486620 That's exactly what I'm going to do. >50%. SPY >10% BOIL >20% SJIM >20% 0DTE puts on ARKK

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:10:14 2023 No.54486674 >>54486646 you're allowed one or two 'test runs' to learn before marriage

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:22:39 2023 No.54486775 >>54486369 Just made a meme page to try to grow it so i can monetize it like a jew. Does anyone here run a memepage or anything similar to that? If so I'd appreciate a rough estimate to the type of money I can make, really any advice would be helpful

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:22:42 2023 No.54486776 File: 25 KB, 399x322, 1580393362595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my 1 yr 4chin pass expired and I see they implemented even more unreadable captchas. I paid $20 (again) short nasdaq and fuck gookmoot

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:22:55 2023 No.54486782 I hate getting old. I keep forgetting basix tasks

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:23:55 2023 No.54486791 >>54486782 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjqOsYRQI0o

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:24:34 2023 No.54486798 >>54486674 Youre allowed as many test runs as you need, unless you're mormon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:29:39 2023 No.54486829 >>54486674 >>54486798 fornication is a sin, moshe

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:31:39 2023 No.54486842 >>54486829 To sin is to be human.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:32:55 2023 No.54486850 >>54486402 so China is doing some military exercises before the special operation begins? is that why INTC pumped 30% within 30d besides being declared dead?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:35:34 2023 No.54486869 File: 592 KB, 1876x2048, 1680762282200785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine doing this to your brand lmao.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:35:35 2023 No.54486870
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So the semi finally started a correction 2 weeks ago, but then MU earnings came in shit and "we benefit from AI" and "it's gonna be fine in 2025" literally pushed all the semis up again (made literally all the titles). Then March ended and 2 days in April we dump again.
what's the explanation here? suddenly the market don't look into 2025 but rather the near future? how is the time horizon always changing? Or was it just to "finish the quarter up lol"?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:35:36 2023 No.54486871 >>54486850 >is that why INTC pumped 30% within 30d besides being declared dead? INTC is just a plagueship buoyed by the rising time of NVDA becoming a meme stonk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:36:16 2023 No.54486873 Futures past looks flat line gonna give today a miss. Yawn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:47:37 2023 No.54486939 >>54486869 She's cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:51:08 2023 No.54486956 >>54486870 in my experience if earnings are good, price will dump at first but go well after that. and vice versa. the effect was strengthened with the retard ai poompa. summer is coming, along with waning of euphoria, we'll get double doompa

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 06:56:12 2023 No.54486983 File: 18 KB, 400x400, 1672728963013529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486776 annoying having to use crypto too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:05:42 2023 No.54487030 File: 2.44 MB, 392x700, 1680630811839109.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Baggot this is for you, you likeable Jew nigger. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9CG6QL1uM&feature=share

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:12:10 2023 No.54487063 >>54486983 Why is amelia watson mad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:14:17 2023 No.54487073 >>54487063 she fell for the dollar milkshake theory meme

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:14:18 2023 No.54487074

>>54486870
buddy
navigate to yahoo finance dot com
type in that little box "nvidia"
navigate on the page to P/E ratio
highlight that number
copy that number
paste that number into an untitled libreoffice document
open up bing in another tab
type in "good p/e ratios to buy in at"
compare that number to the number you pasted three steps prior

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:19:24 2023 No.54487105 >>54487073 If anyone can swallow all the dollar milkshakes itd be her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:25:48 2023 No.54487138 >>54487030 Stop posting this pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:39:29 2023 No.54487204 >currents

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:40:03 2023 No.54487208 >>54487074 I completed this exercise and learned a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:41:11 2023 No.54487214 Remember if you want to bet on USD dying, DON'T long Yuan or Ruble. Find other avenues, namely those connected to Brazilian or Chinese energy companies. These are the best plays, specifically brazil.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:47:13 2023 No.54487250 >>54487214 t. brazilian

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:48:52 2023 No.54487260 >>54487105 it would be fun to Architect her. Hoping my gold creeps up this year so I can buy her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:50:04 2023 No.54487267 File: 530 KB, 604x453, 1550278623028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54486402 war is bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:55:02 2023 No.54487286 >>54486391 China moved some warships. What does this mean for semiconductor stocks and nuclear war?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:58:39 2023 No.54487295 >>54487214 i think it will take decades for the USD to stop being the reserve currency, but we will see it in our lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 07:58:57 2023 No.54487296 SOXS or FNGD on open today? I'm thinking SOXS because NVIDIA

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:00:49 2023 No.54487304

>>54487267
Yeah, just like the war on Ukraine. We love sending billions to foreign nations. Real bullish, to spend all of that money and bait the fed into raising rates even further. And when the banking system is already in fucking shambles. Yeah, we love small businesses not being able to access consumer loans. Who needs to be able to afford payroll, anyway? You fucking buffoon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:03:23 2023 No.54487321 >>54487304 proxy war isn't a real war, retard

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:04:36 2023 No.54487331 >>54487214 usd is not dying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:05:05 2023 No.54487333 >>54487321 That's my point. Do you really think the US gives a shit about Ukraine OR Taiwan? Think. Go on, give it a try.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:07:46 2023 No.54487347 >>54487333 US Troops will die to protect ladyboys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:09:18 2023 No.54487355 >>54487347 We will fight and die for homosexuality in Botswana and you can focus your investing around that because this is financial advice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:09:51 2023 No.54487358 >>54486776 I have become an expert for solving 4chan captchas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:11:07 2023 No.54487365 >>54486776 That’s $20 you will never invest bucko, just slide the scroller and type in the gibberish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:15:03 2023 No.54487381 im still cash gang. spooky market. work soon. im trying to build up more cash to invest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:18:06 2023 No.54487394 Is nothingburger the opposite of a whopper?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:19:32 2023 No.54487399 Classic retarded stockmarket, took em a whole day to bring down EU stocks, casually pumps in 2 hours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:36:31 2023 No.54487470 Should you short Nasdaq?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:48:58 2023 No.54487512 File: 38 KB, 426x520, 1680515308796340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54487470 In 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 08:53:09 2023 No.54487527 File: 114 KB, 1076x434, bullish4summer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] weather looking bullish for summer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:03:10 2023 No.54487567 Someone explain where the buddy look at * computer meme came from now. I've waited long enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:03:23 2023 No.54487569 >>54487331 The less countries using the USD the more upside i see for the US. They’ll have to actually be fiscally responsible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:06:48 2023 No.54487601 File: 162 KB, 1367x800, US Treasury Yield Curve 4-5-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yields...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:18:09 2023 No.54487654 >>54487399 How is it retarded? EU is simply too strong, m8. "We" are massively outperforming all other markets in terms of earnings and growth, and despite the "looming recession" and massive inflation, nothing has changed. We be pumpin

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:29:25 2023 No.54487708
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lost a tooth, lost my job, virgin... i mean theres really no reason not to gamble it all on one ticker.

What is that ticker and what form of investment are we talking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:31:06 2023 No.54487720 File: 56 KB, 510x279, 1680738251173823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54487567 CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!! CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!!!

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:33:28 2023 No.54487731
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>>54487569
But that would involve abandoning the tranny agenda and actually prosecuting the democrats for their illegal bullshit, so no can do there bub. :^) We go full venezuela all the way from here on out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:36:21 2023 No.54487750 >>54487708 All in BBBY, either it goes to nothing and you weep hard or it moons and you can afford high class escorts every night for a year. No inbetween.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:38:18 2023 No.54487762 >>54487567 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:38:26 2023 No.54487764 >>54487708 BNKD, but you have to hold for the next 6 months.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:53:59 2023 No.54487830 >>54487764 Wha-what will happen in 6 months?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 09:59:38 2023 No.54487863 File: 580 KB, 2417x2560, 1680760640367769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54487830 Collapse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:01:47 2023 No.54487873 File: 1.19 MB, 720x1080, 1680760144333078.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:14:36 2023 No.54487930 The fuck happened to Nasdaq?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:17:24 2023 No.54487938

>>54487074
>>54486870
It doesn't explain why semi pumped again at the release of MU earnings. they should have continue to dump. I still don't understand what happened that day and then why only today we dump. The only explanation was it was before the end of Q1

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:19:58 2023 No.54487953 >>54487930 Semiconductors come from Taiwan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:23:36 2023 No.54487973 BUR

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:32:14 2023 No.54488021
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Does a website letting me calculate how a stocks with its dividend rinvested performs?
Like, there are loads of dividends reinvested calculators, but you just put a sum and it does the basic math. What I want is a site where I pick a stock ticker, and it shows the right chart with the dividend reinvested, and ideally let me compare with indexes.
For divy stonks, it matters a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:33:53 2023 No.54488028 >>54487762 Kek that's hugely appropriate for this week

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:34:54 2023 No.54488031 >>54488021 https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:35:21 2023 No.54488034
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>if you are /fit/ you can make them pay for dinner

This is financial advice. I'm slowly recouping my BOIL unrealized losses with realized gains in free puss/food/booze

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:35:30 2023 No.54488037 I had to get up to pee in the middle of the night and now I cant fall back to sleep even if I lay still and think about how im going to buy BNKD. Its 3:30 am

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:36:00 2023 No.54488041 >>54488031 Thanks, I feel retarded, they're even in the OP

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:37:52 2023 No.54488052 >>54488037 i actually love this idea, but didnt canadian banks do better than american last time

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:46:32 2023 No.54488091 File: 24 KB, 945x478, bnku holdings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488052 what does canadian banks have to do with BNKU? WFC will drag BNKU down. earnings are in a week.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:55:52 2023 No.54488134
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I missed out on shorting C3ai.
Lads, is it too late or is it going to dump today as well? I feel like a -8%, maybe -10% might be possible, but I'm afraid it's going to pump like crazy on no news because fuck you that's why.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 10:56:26 2023 No.54488138
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https://youtu.be/kKx9oPyh0KM
Wake Up America it is time to slurp. Grab yourself a nice soft serve or hard serve of your choice and be proud of yourself Jack. Our spirit will never be broken by foreign FUD.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:04:15 2023 No.54488178 Natgas ready for takeoff (EU injection phase starting early april)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:05:31 2023 No.54488182 How do I short /smg/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:06:21 2023 No.54488184 >>54488091 I'm sorry, as you can see i'm not only retarded but, have low intellect too. I saw the BMO logo for the ticker on tradingview

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:06:30 2023 No.54488186 BBBY chads...

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:07:19 2023 No.54488191
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>>54487512
>Tfw few years away from wizardy
It's literally impossible to get laid as a skinny white guy. I'm 183/66kg but bitches want muscle. However I like to stay skinny/lean because that makes you age slower and food costs less

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:10:03 2023 No.54488210 >>54488178 Not buying your BOIL bags until one of you ropes on tiktok

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:11:16 2023 No.54488223 >>54488186 gay id, fits well for BBBY troons

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:12:02 2023 No.54488227 How can I trick my brain into loving myself?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:13:12 2023 No.54488231 >>54488191 Shut up dumb nigga, being lean means you got cardio out the ass means your dick game should be ridiculous. Find some in shape gym bunny that knows what good dick looks like and you'll be drowning in pussy juice in no time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:14:13 2023 No.54488241 >>54488227 Gaslight yourself into better self-esteem. Or do shrooms, or both just not at the same time.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:18:17 2023 No.54488261

>>54488227
There are for practical purposes, infinite possibilities that the human genome can form to become a human. You are unique ,despite maybe being the most butt ugly useless fuck to ever exist. You are one of a kind. Like the rarest of funko pops.
Or just go to the gym idiot.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:19:26 2023 No.54488268

>>54488191
>girls want /fit/ guys
Yes.. it really is that simple

Whats your height? 183 doesnt even seem lean. I am ~177 at the moment and some neckbeard here accused me of being on steroids. Just pick up heavy things and eat protein dude. If you wanna be a twink then you should go ahead and transition or get used to being a bottom. It's really easy to get laid as a fag so that's always an option I guess

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:19:51 2023 No.54488270 >>54488210 Not everybody trades BOIL

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:20:44 2023 No.54488274 >>54488182 become a jannie

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:25:05 2023 No.54488301 >>54488191 U a fat fuck nless ur like 6'6

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:30:49 2023 No.54488321 File: 110 KB, 1242x1081, Croomer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who's in?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:31:03 2023 No.54488323 >>54488301 Shut the fuck up retard. Even at 6'6 anything 240 and under would get you into the military, and depending on build as high as 280 wouldn't be fatfuck territory. If you're a mass monster low triple digits would still be healthy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:34:13 2023 No.54488341 >>54486402 >the real fly Credible source.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:34:31 2023 No.54488343

>>54488321
I don't sign up or participate in shit. And besides, what are they going to say "hurrdurr it is like the opposite of what cramer says duh"
Regardless, how much is kramer seething at the reality of an inverse fund to his giantess? The goyim can only sleep so long, Jimmy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:36:03 2023 No.54488350

>>54488191
>it's impossible to get laid as a short guy
>it's impossible to get laid as a tall skinny guy
>it's impossible to get laid as a gym guy without a handsome face
>it's impossible to get laid as a handsome faced guy without a lot of money too
Maybe you're just a fucking coward who doesn't ask and a loser who doesn't even try.

Yes I unironically told you to b urself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:36:10 2023 No.54488351 >>54488134 sell target was 20$ by professional analysists but could go lower, feel free to try your luck if you want but I'm going to slurp it if does not dump today

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:36:59 2023 No.54488358 >>54486494 lel this, he blocked me for pointing out that claims of a "Zelensky bodydouble" were ridiculous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:37:07 2023 No.54488359 >>54488231 >dick game >good dick Why are basketball-American males such as yourself so homosexual?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:37:28 2023 No.54488362 >>54488268 By 183 I think he meant 183cm, which is 6'0. 66kg (145 lbs) at that height is literally skeleton mode.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:39:27 2023 No.54488369 >>54488358 he's only doing the news since BLM probably because he lost all credibility on fintwit being a retarded doomer permabear in the 2020-2021 runup.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:41:24 2023 No.54488385

Furthermore
>>54488321
>>54488343
>inverse cramer fund
>cramer tells you to buy it
>fwoop universe collapses in an instant
and the inverse fund is kinda fucked because part of the magic of doing the opposite of what cramer says is *when* to do the opposite. If you do it right away or even a month away, you might miss out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:42:16 2023 No.54488388 >>54488359 He is right though.. fitness/diet/general health are directly correlated with "dick game" Boner pills were originally designed as heart medication but then fat fucks figured out it makes their penis actually work

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:46:45 2023 No.54488426 Woke up and decided to grab a drink so over-posting but REMEMBER TODAY IS THE LAST TRADING DAY OF THE WEEK. Don't forget to wish everyone happy Good Friday so no one ever forgets.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:52:49 2023 No.54488469 File: 1.94 MB, 498x278, singing-redlips.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488426 Remember we are the avant garde of both retards and pros. Have an amazing maxed-happy great Friday tomorrow folks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:53:47 2023 No.54488475 File: 214 KB, 362x360, Rat nice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488426 >REMEMBER TODAY IS THE LAST TRADING DAY OF THE WEEK. Thanks for reminding me anon, I would've forgotten.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:57:59 2023 No.54488507 File: 229 KB, 711x1026, 1664328632989586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ohnonono its over for BRK.B

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:58:21 2023 No.54488512

>>54488359
Chicks go for basketball americans because they typically aren't fatasses and have some vascularity which is a visual cue that they have strong cardio. Use this information to work on your cardio game, stop using nicotine, and don't jerk off excessively or too frequently so you have a rock hard cock that's ready to fuck at the drop of a hat and you WILL get more pussy. If you're really based you can buy a vacuum pump or bathmate and make your dick bigger while having good cardio so it stays harder for longer. Getting laid is this simple, and the fact that most men cannot do these things to have a strong dick game is emblematic of the problems in society.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:58:33 2023 No.54488514 File: 441 KB, 1988x2048, vivid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488475

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 11:59:10 2023 No.54488518 File: 278 KB, 2160x1620, 23157E23-4E99-4FD1-84FA-87DE2BAE7E04.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488426 >>54488475 >>54488469 PLEASE STOP BEING SO ANTISEMETIC

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:04:18 2023 No.54488552 File: 154 KB, 2160x1620, 30C3B1A1-AF7C-447B-ADE2-452F1A8B1C3A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I begin my journey as the grantor instead of the grantee!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:16:57 2023 No.54488662 >>54486608 You should start a wedgefund Since your wife gets so many wedgies

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:28:19 2023 No.54488743

>dear anon this is a recruiter, do you know anyone who fits these qualifications, not you since you don't but please tell me your friends nmes
>sincerely, a woman
Why do these useless dipshits think I'm going to read their email and do their job for them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:29:00 2023 No.54488749 File: 2.32 MB, 464x498, FspSV_ZaQAUF6Ot.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:30:53 2023 No.54488762 RECeSSION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:31:31 2023 No.54488766 >>54488749 This image tells me nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:31:50 2023 No.54488769 File: 57 KB, 358x333, 1643238017792 Bobo coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:32:36 2023 No.54488776 bobo getting heemed again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:33:19 2023 No.54488784 File: 283 KB, 1011x1001, 1665294801882327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488776 look again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:33:47 2023 No.54488788 File: 60 KB, 1089x811, 2023-04-06 14.33.23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488776 Wow yeah I'm getting super heemed look at that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:34:49 2023 No.54488794 File: 183 KB, 619x594, 1678407676155552.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check the previous week's job revisions ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:36:57 2023 No.54488820 >BBBY exit pump premarket Kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:44:36 2023 No.54488889 File: 557 KB, 1992x2078, 1657287193320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FOMC Member Bullard Speaks despite his mumutard name, he's one of the most hawkish fed members hopefully he's reiterating his 5.7% rate target (again) today

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:46:05 2023 No.54488905
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If you build a Next Generation Enterprise-D, it is incorrect to do a proper job with the registration number decal. This is because the film of the decal on the model is visible on-screen (particularly pronounced on the Blu-Rays). Therefore, doing a proper job of it with decal setting solution and a nice concealing topcoat is not accurate. When worrying about how your shit turns out in this general, remember that basically everyone here has the necessary skill to have worked in studio model shops back in the day. You are all Pro Level.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:46:39 2023 No.54488910 File: 3.88 MB, 505x355, 1339227737144.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:49:03 2023 No.54488932

Love my job, it is strange and badass. Got my teeth sank into a project that should take another year and I make 60k. A recruiter hit me up recently with an offer to take a desk job in my old industry for 100k and a car. Should I take the money? I'd be able to stack the portfolio a lot higher but I would never have fun at work again.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:52:30 2023 No.54488956

>>54488820
I'm holding 20k shares with a cost basis of 53 cents per share, if this shit pumps to even 2$ I have 4x'ed my money and it's coinflip odds whether it does or not. I'd rather take that bet than keep longing UVXY calls and getting my dick lopped off because the entire market is fake and gay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:54:53 2023 No.54488987 File: 55 KB, 474x550, 1680660802536609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It took me a few weeks to kill my account. It's going to take years to get back to where I was.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:57:11 2023 No.54489014 File: 218 KB, 580x417, 1679526803750070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Women in my area started about investing in ETFs & single stocks. What now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:57:54 2023 No.54489019 File: 282 KB, 598x792, F9020BC2-4922-4C28-9B17-3E47071B91BE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488034 Pathetic asswipe shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:57:58 2023 No.54489021 File: 1.44 MB, 2591x1879, 4D4E7A33-E4E1-4719-88D7-7E833C3F437E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Another crab day

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 12:59:12 2023 No.54489033 File: 2.69 MB, 2500x1667, Christmas_Island_Red_Crab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489021 >Another crab day >the crab

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:06:16 2023 No.54489086 File: 255 KB, 911x608, 1676867340088145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember we're closed tomorrow bros.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:08:53 2023 No.54489112 >>54487601 does this mean that the next 6 months-eoy are going to be bleak

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:08:53 2023 No.54489113 >>54489086 and after the the market closes down forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:09:25 2023 No.54489120 Gonna dump today and rise again on Monday.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:10:06 2023 No.54489129 If you're not slurping here invite me to your funeral.

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:11:51 2023 No.54489146
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Rocker. How is your pen situation right now. If you’re interested in suggestions I would recommend the Paper Mate Write Bros .8mm disposables. Smooth writing, no skipping, and cap is good for chewing. Also, with practice you can make the worlds most annoying whistle sounds with them and annoy everyone around you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:12:06 2023 No.54489151 >>54489014 tell them to buy stockings instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:13:25 2023 No.54489158 File: 484 KB, 603x1070, 1680746995621937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489146 Pilot G2 is the correct answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:15:09 2023 No.54489174 File: 90 KB, 500x409, 1680727870391181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes BULLBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:16:13 2023 No.54489184 >>54489174 snib

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:16:40 2023 No.54489190 >>54489174 nobody wants to hold shit for a 3 day weekend

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:18:00 2023 No.54489210 >>54489174 bulls are cocky, greedy, and completely delusional

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:18:01 2023 No.54489211 File: 33 KB, 465x355, 1680728017900062.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489190 Or are they just looking for better entry price before the melt up really commences?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:18:47 2023 No.54489216 >>54489158 Fuck I wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:20:16 2023 No.54489232 >>54489158 The G2 is awesome and I love it but the cost may be a bit too steep for Rocker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:20:17 2023 No.54489233 File: 144 KB, 1175x1763, images (15).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489210

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:20:56 2023 No.54489240 >>54488932 Flip a coin

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:21:05 2023 No.54489242 What if Bobos win

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:22:02 2023 No.54489252 File: 3.94 MB, 320x180, 1677985863666317.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489242 What if you weren't gay?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:24:06 2023 No.54489276 >>54488932 It's your call. A desk job + a car, that's surprising. You didn't enjoy it when you did it before? If you'll hate it, it's not worth it. But imagine the power of investing an additional 30k/yr (beware of lifestyle creep).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:24:09 2023 No.54489277 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, 1662049449371354.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489242

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:25:58 2023 No.54489291 I’m expecting a huge bounce from natty gas some point soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:26:09 2023 No.54489294 File: 16 KB, 656x754, 4.6.23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489174 It seems so

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:28:05 2023 No.54489322 File: 83 KB, 180x242, 1680751252268408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489294 Rekt

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:28:07 2023 No.54489323 File: 1.85 MB, 1920x1080, 1680714715991655.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bottoms in, the Golden bullrun starts now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:29:03 2023 No.54489334 >>54489276 I did enjoy the industry but after leaving I started working on bigger cooler things, so to go back would be a downgrade in terms of blue-collar prestige. >beware lifestyle creep Fuckin a, I'm already looking at new houses

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:30:01 2023 No.54489343
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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:30:04 2023 No.54489344 File: 549 KB, 285x375, 87C88B32-06D6-4D2E-9E02-7ED2D5BC9F69.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the fuck was that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:31:35 2023 No.54489357 >>54489323 Scary gif

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:32:02 2023 No.54489363 File: 245 KB, 1080x1360, Screenshot_20230406_063140_TD Ameritrade Mobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good thing this is the bottom or else I'd have to kill myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:26 2023 No.54489377 For perspective natural gas is now cheaper than before the war kek remember all that shit about the economy collapsing because natty gas was going to the stratosphere

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:33 2023 No.54489378 File: 1000 KB, 638x1024, 1623937130312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:36 2023 No.54489380 File: 287 KB, 858x1897, Screenshot_20230406_093249_Webull.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My opening portfolio What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:49 2023 No.54489382 >>54489363 Why are you doing this to yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:33:57 2023 No.54489385 File: 536 KB, 756x890, 1610487102547 down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OUTAAaaaaa.....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:34:21 2023 No.54489389 File: 96 KB, 1280x1104, aspie2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SOXS go to 34 plox

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:34:44 2023 No.54489393 File: 747 KB, 1920x1080, 1680715860600292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489357 Only scary for bobos

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:34:52 2023 No.54489397 >>54489343 >one second off Bruh just hit post a second before market open, shit ain't hard to avoid getting ping fucked.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 13:35:13 2023 No.54489399 Guys I need help. How do I win the /ck/ competition? I'm already up another 40% to the upside, but I'm more worried about winning.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:35:50 2023 No.54489406 File: 25 KB, 264x379, 1317673675888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489397 It's harder than it looks bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:36:18 2023 No.54489410 File: 17 KB, 777x754, 4.6.23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489322 Settled for 5

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:36:21 2023 No.54489412
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>>54488021
>>54488031
So I'm not sure why, but the results varies greatly between the two sites. Which one is right?
XOM dividends reinvested from 1995 to the end of march 2023 (for some reason dividendchannel starts on 08/01/1995, but whatever, it won't change much there wasn't a crash on that week)

Top is dividendchannel, bottom is Portfolio Visualizer
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1995&firstMonth=1&endYear=2023&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=0&annualAdjustment=0&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=0&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&leverageType=0&leverageRatio=0.0&debtAmount=0&debtInterest=0.0&maintenanceMargin=25.0&leveragedBenchmark=false&reinvestDividends=true&showYield=false&showFactors=false&factorModel=3&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&symbol1=XOM&allocation1_1=100&symbol2=SPY&allocation2_2=100

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:36:30 2023 No.54489413 File: 247 KB, 500x500, 1662742170383796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489393 the absolute state of modern anime. glad I left

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:36:35 2023 No.54489415 >>54489344 DUMP!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:36:53 2023 No.54489419 File: 19 KB, 418x413, asuka a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489378

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:37:07 2023 No.54489422 File: 129 KB, 270x288, 1673727931204352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] damn it feels good to be a bobo

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:37:11 2023 No.54489424 File: 121 KB, 1434x1080, 1665077457549202.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just closed most of my shorts. Always bet on crab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:38:52 2023 No.54489440 Zerohedge geriatric MAGA boomers sharding & farding over the initial jobless claims numbers even when they're still in record low territory.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:39:00 2023 No.54489442 File: 269 KB, 1584x1148, 1659364184765020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:39:13 2023 No.54489445 >>54489424 The slurp team was pretty late yesterday so I assume they will be late again today to fuck over the options traders, again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:40:10 2023 No.54489454 Why this old thread isn't even filled by now? Why /smg/ is inactive today

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:42:07 2023 No.54489477 File: 69 KB, 578x599, 1678737848256879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489454 crab heemed all options holders

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:43:18 2023 No.54489485 >>54489410 So you were short? The fuck you even trading that's not the current poop and pee figures?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:43:48 2023 No.54489495 >>54489454 /smg/ volatility has been pretty low lately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:43:58 2023 No.54489497 >>54489454 Some might say 'its over' This is the last essehmgee, thank god

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:44:03 2023 No.54489499 Job market is finally cooling down. Recession is right next.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:44:07 2023 No.54489502 >>54489454 pol tourists were like omggg!!! bank run!!! i need to epic short like margin call and i rich!!!! and then they lost all their money and went back to complain about central banking or smth

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:45:45 2023 No.54489520 File: 57 KB, 1318x568, Screenshot 2023-04-06 at 15-45-08 Initial Claims.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489499 >Job market is finally cooling down. [citation needed]

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:45:57 2023 No.54489521 File: 108 KB, 1024x768, 1679430829676101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489399 What?

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 13:47:31 2023 No.54489537 Mother fucking radical Christians bombing Israel on passover. This disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:47:32 2023 No.54489538 >>54489454 Everyone is cleaned out or tired of clown market. Plus last day of the week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:47:33 2023 No.54489539 >dumping on no news epic

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:47:35 2023 No.54489540 >>54489520 look it's still high from expectation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:48:17 2023 No.54489552 File: 150 KB, 723x638, 1671312640100091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hold the line! I said HOLD THE LINE! G-guys? Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:48:26 2023 No.54489554 >>54489540 wat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:49:00 2023 No.54489560 >>54489539 Taiwan is news. The ceo getting stabbed is news

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:49:11 2023 No.54489566 File: 479 KB, 1280x720, 16220439054632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489552

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 13:49:46 2023 No.54489574 >>54489537 Wait this is fucking Islam acting on Israel. We need to strike Iran's ability to create anything including children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:49:51 2023 No.54489576 I just got my price alerts, unh moving up and now meta moving down. This actually seems pretty bad but no vix spike? Is the Jew thing real?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:49:53 2023 No.54489577 File: 122 KB, 544x539, nascar_tire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489158 >Pilot G2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:51:29 2023 No.54489589 >>54489537 Who gives a fuck what happens in Isreal, they are literally bombing each other every other weekend

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:52:08 2023 No.54489596 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:52:48 2023 No.54489606 File: 7 KB, 243x250, 1680297588912629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489520 Payroll data from yesterday was down signaling a possible recession according to MSM

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:53:32 2023 No.54489610 File: 1.08 MB, 1024x1024, 1678976248664745.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489596 you tell me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:53:36 2023 No.54489611 >>54489291 >expecting or hoping for? which is it in the "fr fr no cap" sense?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:53:46 2023 No.54489615 >>54489596 Sorry I farted

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:54:19 2023 No.54489625 >>54489552 Relax the slurp team is gonna take care of it eventually

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:55:12 2023 No.54489635 >>54489589 What? Fuck you. We need a containment zone for Jews Israel must not fall. We just need more room but the fucking liberals keep supporting Palestine instead of letting them go to Germany where they belong

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 13:56:01 2023 No.54489647

>>54489577
I've been using a syringe and injecting ink into a pen I bought for $3.50 over 10 years ago. Look up Pilot Parallel Pens, I'm a bit of a calligrapher, but this forum doesn't give me opportunity to utilize my credentials as a IAMPETH member. I also think they should start on the softs just because the rainfall and cold temperatures

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:56:05 2023 No.54489649 >>54489606 I'm expecting the employment number which is going to be released tomorrow to print a new ATH once again. https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CE16OV

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:56:16 2023 No.54489652 File: 2.41 MB, 225x255, 1657567985965.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489625 >slurp team don't put much faith in those quants. the plunge protection team is legally required to buy my bags

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:58:04 2023 No.54489680 >>54489635 I literally don’t care, Jews and Arabs are the same thing they look identical too me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:59:02 2023 No.54489694 >gold down >stocks down >10 year down Is this really the result of just the dollar creeping back up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 13:59:47 2023 No.54489709 File: 29 KB, 198x208, 1666209605148764.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489424 I was right to bet on the crab.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 14:00:09 2023 No.54489714 >>54489680 No... the Sephardic jews maybe look like Goat fuckers, but I have blonde hair and blue eyes and was a jew before my baptism.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 14:01:42 2023 No.54489727 >>54489714 Seriously Jewish >>54489647

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:01:49 2023 No.54489728
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Today turned out to be an even better DE SLURPPORTUNITY, my own slurping from yesterday is doin' a little sufferin'. It's at 370 now but has been around 366 some while I was
ON
THA
SHITTER
a bit ago.
It's an excellent long term company to do business with, keep an eye on it if you don't find now to be slurpable enough for your tastes. The bear in me actually knew better and thinks I should have waited until THE GREAT HEEM TO COME but I have already waited so long for prices like these I just had to FLY INTO ACTION and STRIKE WHILE THE IRON WAS HOT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:20 2023 No.54489752 is $C3AI a buy now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:28 2023 No.54489753 AW YEAH BULL RUN BACK ON

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:36 2023 No.54489755 File: 341 KB, 646x595, 1655994003330.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this.... is it... THE BIG ONE!?!!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:03:56 2023 No.54489758 >>54489714 Do you have a sister I can inpregnant so my offspring are apart of the tribe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:04:08 2023 No.54489763 File: 36 KB, 555x394, 1655315069914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489753 DEAD CAT BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:04:32 2023 No.54489771 >>54489752 NEVAH EVAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:04:38 2023 No.54489772 not falling for this bulltrap

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:04:50 2023 No.54489774 Startprogramm: Hyperkrabbe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:05:38 2023 No.54489786 >>54489752 could drop a bit more but i made small entry and see where it goes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:05:42 2023 No.54489787 >GFAI goddammit I should have listened to that one anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:00 2023 No.54489789 >>54489412 >but whatever, it won't change much there wasn't a crash on that week) it does change it. change portviz to 1996 and the numbers are much lower.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:07 2023 No.54489790 this is a sucker's rally

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:31 2023 No.54489795 You faggot burgers actually countertrade EUstocks. This can't go on forever. STOP PUMPING EU

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:06:47 2023 No.54489797 File: 203 KB, 969x720, 1663935042429471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Short JPY bros, I am getting unheemed

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:07:31 2023 No.54489808
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>>54489454
i sold some naked calls yesterday so i could go out and buy a nice prime rib this morning. i'm back now though so you can expect premium entertainment from this point forward

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:08:30 2023 No.54489811 >>54489790 >AI stocks pumping again. Welp this might be it for the dump

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:09:02 2023 No.54489817 should i slurp some TQQQ or stay in cash

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:09:12 2023 No.54489821 >>54486557 If you keep going it’s just further to the left than the right desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:09:25 2023 No.54489825 Stocks can't go up forever, but the USD can go down forever. I'm thinkin stonks are back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:09:29 2023 No.54489827 >>54486369 I am financially bored. Mainly cash. Idk what to do anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:11:20 2023 No.54489840 >>54489817 bull trap. no one wants to go long right before easter holiday when jobs comes out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:11:34 2023 No.54489843 File: 42 KB, 700x700, shekel_sign2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hezbollah and the kikes are bombing each other rn, how do I profit from this? DFEN? RTX? Help me squeeze a few shekels out of this today goys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:12:24 2023 No.54489852 File: 325 KB, 1300x1300, 1621968070327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so recession's cancelled?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:12:35 2023 No.54489854 >SGOV is shortable What the fuck, why doesn't everyone just short it on the last day of every month and get rich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:12:45 2023 No.54489855 >>54489840 thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:13:11 2023 No.54489857 >>54489158 This is the only pen I can write with and I've tried a lot of the expensive brands. I bought $50 worth of G2's 5 years ago and I'm almost out now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:13:46 2023 No.54489861 >>54489827 A Jedi seeks not action/adventure, but if (You) are in need of pure excitement then holding BOIL during this 5 business day contract roll and just seeing what actually occurs while having skin in the game might be fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:14:18 2023 No.54489869 File: 720 KB, 800x868, 1669991511696975.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Passover pump.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:14:33 2023 No.54489872 >>54489854 because you pay the dividend if you short

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:14:45 2023 No.54489875 Sqqq retard here. overslept again. very upset.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:15:34 2023 No.54489886 File: 155 KB, 1024x640, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bobobros, did we get too cocky?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:15:37 2023 No.54489887 >>54489577 >NOOOOOOO!!! BIZ SAID PENS WERE WHITE MAN'S CREATION!!!! REEEEEE!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:17:27 2023 No.54489902 >>54489886 Absolutely. I am not bullish but we haven't even reached 390 yet, let alone a break of this crab range

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:17:51 2023 No.54489905 File: 250 KB, 550x503, 1657054884147.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My puts...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:18:05 2023 No.54489906 File: 8 KB, 188x250, 1680206452355416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489886 THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:18:57 2023 No.54489912 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1622043909191.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489905 snibbed

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:21:50 2023 No.54489940 >AMC up 17%

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:23:19 2023 No.54489954 >The survey also found that, on average, doctors pay off their debt within eight years of graduation. >make 200k a year >it all gets eaten up by repayments on debt

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:23:40 2023 No.54489957 File: 1.99 MB, 500x490, feeding bear.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489886 Have some backbone, we'll be resuming our crash in an orderly fashion shortly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:24:20 2023 No.54489967 >come to /smg/ an hour ago >see market slightly red >come back now >see bulls celebrating >check charts >it's actually more red than an hour ago Honesty question why are you retards so fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:24:31 2023 No.54489970 File: 38 KB, 256x512, Screenshot 2023-04-06 102308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489940 The smg meme/shill stock list has a breddy gud amount of green in it overall today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:27:53 2023 No.54490014 >>54489970 Look at that CLF and X pump. Did steel just get some kind of news?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:28:19 2023 No.54490019 >>54489967 where are these bulls celebrating you speak of?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:29:53 2023 No.54490033 >>54489954 its called an investment which you should be familiar with on a stock general. after 8 years its pure gains for the doctors that massively beats out a mcwagie job.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:31:13 2023 No.54490039 >>54489970 Some pretty based stock in that list ngl

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:31:48 2023 No.54490043 File: 34 KB, 600x600, carlos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I guess $LEVI holders got caught with their pants down!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:31:51 2023 No.54490044 File: 377 KB, 2281x1188, 1665679230517186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54489905 Thanks for playing

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:31:56 2023 No.54490046 >>54489763 I miss Steve like you wouldn’t believe

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:33:20 2023 No.54490060 oh fuck its going to be a long weekend isn't it?

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:35:08 2023 No.54490083
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>>54490039
An Anon had kept a list since 2020 (picrel) and gave it to me when I started building one (an smg meme/shill list). I wonder what might still be missing. My own small list I'd started with had some that had not been in his (VIST and WISH for example).

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:36:57 2023 No.54490097 Anyone buy the GFAI dip?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:37:45 2023 No.54490101 >>54490083 Missing SKYT and SILV (I think) off the top of my head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:37:58 2023 No.54490104 I shorted McDonalds

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Thu Apr 6 14:38:22 2023 No.54490108 >>54489454 It's passover retard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:38:41 2023 No.54490112 File: 902 KB, 920x684, oats.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54488323 uhhhh ur föt

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:04 2023 No.54490117

>>54490033
>54490033
in case you don't get severely ill medium-longterm (or in my terms discover a creeping illness that was ravaging me over years and still takes time to solve) almost right before your exams (lawyer). Then it was all for nothing. But no debts, not in the EU.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:06 2023 No.54490118 >>54490104 I just ordered a McDonald’s

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:48 2023 No.54490126 >>54490083 >NAK now there's a fucking stock

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:39:53 2023 No.54490127 >>54490117 The EU has a different problem where doctors take their free degree and fuck off to the USA.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:41:30 2023 No.54490139 >>54490118 whatja get?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:43:02 2023 No.54490158 File: 173 KB, 605x711, 1623115485277.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54490118 AAAAA MY SHORTS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:43:39 2023 No.54490167 >>54490139 Double quarter pounder with cheese and some chicken nuggets

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:45:15 2023 No.54490188 >>54490127 I'd hope they do. Most are worthless anyways. Only a few were able to help me. Only /fit doctors. People who care about their looks and functionality of their body. Don't go to fat or nerdneck doctors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:45:20 2023 No.54490190 >>54490182 >>54490182 >>54490182

Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:46:22 2023 No.54490203
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>>54490101
Much appreciated, didn't have SILV. Here's everything in mine, 1/2. Anyone just seeing this, smg meme/shill list, please help with anything (reasonably worthy enough) missing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:46:54 2023 No.54490206 >>54487567 BUDDY, LOOK AT KNOWYOURMEME COMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:48:02 2023 No.54490225 File: 38 KB, 259x435, 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54490203 2/2

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:49:43 2023 No.54490252 >>54490206 >>54487567 Should be ICP = Internetcomputer, or isn't this the origin? At least it got heavily popular through INTERNETCOMPUTER

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 6 14:50:40 2023 No.54490266 >>54490252 no

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