I can't even get a 1st round interview with this resume. Applied to well over 100 jobs past month. Trying to grow enough shrooms by the end of the month to avoid doing uber eats..

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Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:10:41 No.54481544 [Reply] [Original]

I can't even get a 1st round interview with this resume. Applied to well over 100 jobs past month. Trying to grow enough shrooms by the end of the month to avoid doing uber eats..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:13:59 No.54481572 >>54481544 you don't stay with any company more than a year - why would they hire you?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:14:06 No.54481573 took me a 3 second glance to realize that the first bio makes you sound like an incompetent loser. Fix it with ChatGPT or something and try again

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:14:07 No.54481574
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>>54481544
You only stayed at one job for a year, that resume is shit. Plus, your objective looks like a fourth grade faggot wrote it with all the whining and complaining. Not to mention the "have had" sentence, yuck. Into the trash it goes.

This feels like bait, it is so bad

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:15:52 No.54481601 This must be a bait Imagine having a self defeating introduction on a resume I can smell your lack of soft skills through the screen

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:16:48 No.54481613

>>54481544
Oh wow I'd like to welcome you onboard, spend 6 months training you only to see you leave 3 months later. What a great impression your job history gives! And the long bio at the top? I didn't read it but I can only assume you praise yourself highly.
After skimming this it is clear you're not a white person. So into the trash it goes.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:17:53 No.54481623

>>54481572
Internships and contracts and layoffs. My last company I left beacuse my boss was an alcoholic and said unforgivable things.
>>54481573
How so? Maybe I should just get rid of the bio? How does it make me look incompetent. I get loser but I think ur just talking out ur ass cuz ur help use of something
>>54481574
What objective? I have a summary and I'm literally not comparing about anything. Take ur meds. I'm obviously doing soemthing wrong but u aren't the one that's going to point it out. Why are u seething? Litteraly seething..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:18:42 No.54481637 >>54481623 >said unforgivable things Oh, you're a tranny

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:19:07 No.54481643 >>54481601 Can u explaine how exactly it's self deleting? I wouod get autistic and shit but yall r just throwing random accusations >>54481613 I got laid off a lot, not my fault.. I guess I should rearrange it and lie then

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:20:24 No.54481657 >>54481637 Why are u seething at me? Is it beacuse I'm an engineer and ur a manual laborer? It ain't even about how much more money I make, it's beacuse u know im smarter than u...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:21:14 No.54481668 >>54481544 I would not hire your insuferable ass even if you worked for free, pretty obvious no one is willing to share 8 hours a day with someone like you

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:21:23 No.54481670 >>54481623 oh yeah 100% not your fault, try including "my boss was a meanie" on your resume you'll have better luck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:21:25 No.54481671 >>54481574 Oh ye, bescuse everyone know engineers are hired for their people skills.. fucking trog

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:22:01 No.54481681 >>54481544 What do you even do? Like hook up a multimeter to a gizmo and watch the numbers go up and down and solder in a capacitor? This is greek to me.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:22:33 No.54481689

Best CV layout is: plain text Times New Roman, 12 font, 1.5 line spacing. justify alignment.
No pictures, no fancy design, no colors no logos. nothing but lines of text in order.

If your CV isn't impressive enough in plain text form alone you should work on your CV itself, not on the design of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:22:37 No.54481690 >>54481668 Except all the b2b jobs I had past 7 years? Seeth harder >>54481670 Try dialting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:23:09 No.54481695 >>54481657 Because you people ruined this board with the exact attitude you have here. You don't make more than me. You don't even have a job.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:23:13 No.54481697 >>54481671 >can't get hired >claims to not know why >claims to also know why engineers get hired

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:23:39 No.54481703 >>54481689 It's the most basic design I coiod find. Ur trying to tell me I am getting denied beacuse of green and bold words?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:25:12 No.54481722 >>54481695 I will sooner or later, I haven't had any gaps in my work.. >>54481697 The real reason I'm not getting hired is beacuse of the SVB shit.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:25:19 No.54481726

>>54481623
>How does it make me look incompetent.
it's written in an incompetent tone, idk how else to describe it. It's like when you ask something less experienced than you a question, and they start rambling about random things that they think is relevant. Nobody cares why you got laid off or why you left your previous positions when they look at your resume. Save that info for the interview. Look at it from the perspective of a potential employer, they open your resume and immediately start reading excuses about why you're unemployed

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:26:01 No.54481732 >>54481722 you haven't had a job in over a year but blame SVB? 100% bait

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:26:14 No.54481736 >>54481681 No the technicians do that, we design the actual PCB

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:26:42 No.54481741
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>>54481544
Checked.

Don't say you were laid off. It's like saying your ex-wife divorced you. It generates negative suspicions in the mind of the reader. Don't say you quit because of a long commute. Employers want clients who are willing to do anything to work. Nobody actually is that, but you want to appear as that. You want lots of metrics that are tied to generating value for the business. "Created 30 diagrams" is not that. The good news is that there is a lot of room to improve this resume.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:27:42 No.54481751 >>54481726 I have to give an excuse beacuse it looks like I'm job hopping >>54481732 I quit my last job last month.. had bunch of interviews, when the SVB shit happened they all install stopped coming in..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:29:07 No.54481776 >>54481741 The 30 diagrams is lik the 5th bullet point on my latest job, the other shit is definitely relevant. Every comapny wants block diagrams of their shit..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:29:19 No.54481780 >>54481722 >jobless wonder talks down to people with jobs yeah thats about right

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:29:42 No.54481784

>>54481751
>I have to give an excuse beacuse it looks like I'm job hopping

Give an excuse if they ask you about it during the interview. The person reading may not care that much about it and you're already planting a seed in their head that you're not what they're looking for.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:29:47 No.54481785 >>54481544 just from the introduction you sound like a retarded faggot with commitment issues into the /trash/ it goes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:30:24 No.54481795 >>54481780 Only been jobless for a month so it's not relevant yet. It'd like saying I'm an alcoholic beacuse I did a 2 day bender 2 weeks ago..

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:31:04 No.54481804

>>54481722
Since you stuck around in your own thread, I respect that. You need to lie on your resume. Pad out the time at previous jobs. Maybe ditch the shortest one if you don't have space to do so.
Your intro sucks. I think you can remove it completely with no negative effects. You don't need one on a resume. That should be on your cover letter.
You are up against thousands of people. Go check some sites where they show stats and you won't feel so bad about the 0/100 hit rate.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:31:20 No.54481807 >>54481751 that's not what your resume says you gigantic retard. i hope you get diabetes

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:32:55 No.54481823

>>54481544
1. Claim to be hispanic. Say it at least three times on your resume. It's impossible to debunk if you're white
2. Have chatGPT rewrite your resume. Sure it writes like a low three digit IQ normie woman but your resume will be read by low three digit IQ normie women so it's perfect

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:35:18 No.54481857

>>54481671
Yes, we fucking are. If you can't produce high quality documents and effectively communicate complex topics, then you're completely useless as an engineer. The fact that you've been working for years and still think that it's all about designing le epic circuits is pathetic. There was one autistic RF engineer at my company which they kept around because his knowledge was worth the constant bullshit, but they sacked him because he needed to be constantly managed to stop him going down autistic rabbit holes all of the time.
If you want my actual advice as a senior engineer, your resume reads like someone applying for a grad position. Nobody gives a fuck about the fact that you know how to use Linux and an oscilloscope. You need to seriously consider what engineering actually means, and why companies hire us. You think we're like technicians, but we're really closer to lawyers and accountants.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:36:09 No.54481866

>>54481703
The entire layout first and foremost, your CV looks like a beginner student CV out of an already premade preset where you think the more details the better. Your CV gets tossed in the bin 50% of the times without the person even reading it, be sure of that.

Keep it simple and concise.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:36:49 No.54481873

>>54481823
>>54481544
followup because I read "your resume": it's absolute shit. No whining or excuses whatsoever. Never highlight being laid off. If they ask why you left X company simply be prepared to explain (lie if necessary). Make everything positive.

Use action verbs. You do pretty good quantifying accomplishments but go beyond just saying "I did X" and say "I accomplished X for project/company in terms of profit". Embellish but not beyond what you can't back up.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:37:23 No.54481880

>>54481804
I think I just might.. I just wanted to give them a good excuse for why it appears like I'm job hopping which I'm not
>>54481807
God fucking dame it, I combed over it so many times. Past week of sending this shit out was all for nothing. Ur right, I'm retarded and don't even deserve to do uber eats. I deserve diabetes
>>54481823
Holy shit that's actually a genius idea!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:38:12 No.54481887 FPGA programming? You don't need a wagie job Make a FPGA miner for Radiant (RXD) and get rich

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:40:08 No.54481910
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>>54481657
>Why are u seething at me? Is it beacuse I'm an engineer and ur a manual laborer? It ain't even about how much more money I make, it's beacuse u know im smarter than u...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:41:42 No.54481922 >>54481544 Unironically copy paste this post in chat gpt + paste the content of your resume

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:42:40 No.54481931

>>54481857
Fucking faggot u aren't an engineer u are a glofied businessman. If u don't do design work u aren't an engineer, plain and simple. U aren't on my level. U might make more but that's okay beacuse I'm smarter than u and will be able to open up my own comapny in the future and am able to figure out ways to supplement my income

I have so much content for u non-technical engineering kind.

>muh customers

Their purchase of our products doesn't actually depend on u u fucking scum. U aren't a real engineer. U aren't part of the intellectual class. U are a weekend warrior who drinks bud light

Btw ur kind only makes 10-20 more grand than me which is practically not noticeable

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:43:37 No.54481945 >>54481544 Because your resume is shit and makes your autism apparent

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:43:56 No.54481948

>>54481544
the part of the bio with, 'I quit because I didn't like the commute' is both hilarious and guaranteed a turnoff to potential employer.
and yea, you basically have 1 year of experience and you quit it. so...
the economy is terrible, you had a job, you should've stuck it out.
oh well.
good luck anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:44:29 No.54481957 >>54481613 Nah, it's entitled white faggots that tend to leave jobs quickly. I've noticed this time and time again.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:44:41 No.54481961 >>54481887 I did kiddie level programming, I usually deal in creating the circuit board around the fpga >>54481910 I also bench more than u

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:45:21 No.54481968
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>>54481544
Is picrel your cover page or is this actually on your resume? It looks like shit either way. I fell into the trap of applying to tons of places and got nowhere with it. I think it's much better to spend the same level of effort on 10 applications instead of 100 and tailor your cover letter and resume to each so that you match as many buzzwords as possible. Doing that has helped me tremendously.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:47:00 No.54481981 >>54481961 >"FPGA programming" on resume >I usually deal in creating the circuit board around the fpga This is definitely bait

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:47:15 No.54481985 uber eats is better than having a job

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:47:52 No.54481992

>>54481544
Literally too much text. Fix that fucking bio, reads like a something a guy I know did when in the middle of the interview he asked if he would be able to take days off whenever his mom visited lol... the imbecile is 28 this year

I didn't even need to read more than that to discard it. That's what HR is doing, if you can't make them go past the first sentence then you are shit out of luck.

Everything you worked at, turn it to 12. From all those jobs just leave the most recent ones and extend them for more than a year a half. No one cares, HR won't check.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:48:07 No.54481996

>>54481931
Even if you manage to find another job, which I doubt given your ESL writing, you will never progress past the absolute bottom rung of the worst company. Have fun, I hope you enjoy the "purity" of a field which you know nothing about.
None of your lecturers were engineers by the way, they were all researchers who did a PhD straight after graduating and never worked in an actual engineering job.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:48:12 No.54481999

>>54481968
>spend effort on 10 applications instead of 100
Wrong. Use chatGPT to write 100 custom applications.

"Please take the following resume and rewrite it to be a perfect candidate for the following job posting. "

"Please take the following resume and use it to write the perfect cover letter for the following job posting. "

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:48:46 No.54482010 bookmarking this to have a laugh tomorrow morning >t. six figure wfh backend dev

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:49:51 No.54482017

>>54481945
Why have all the other jobs hired me? So they like autism for entry level but want actually people for the mid-seinor postions?
>>54481948
I never said I didn't like it I said it was 2+ hours which is ridiculous by anyone's standards and I wouldnt want to work for someone thst doesn't understand.. I couldn't have stuck it out the boss was an alcoholic and pushing me to hit him every day

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:49:51 No.54482016

Well clearly you were able to get jobs before. Either it's not actually your faults or you added something stupid to the resume since last time. No offense, but it's probably the bio at the top. It's redundant and plain. I'd remove it and just add something like it in a cover letter instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:51:23 No.54482031 >>54481544 Try reducing the amount of noise here. Nobody is going to read all these crap. Like RS232, seriously? Why even mention this? Waste of readers time.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:52:34 No.54482041 File: 9 KB, 228x221, 1584487123139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54481544 You jobhop too much, nigger. Why would you hire someone who only stays at a job for 1 year tops?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:52:36 No.54482042 >>54481931 holy shit I'm dying over here. did you just go down an autistic rabbit hole? that OP isn't actually your resume, is it? you're just having fun with us.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:55:26 No.54482071 >>54482017 '2+ hours' a day commute isn't ridiculous. an hour to the office, an hour and 15 back home. it's pretty normal. now days I wfh though. also you had an alcoholic boss, why didn't you just day drink with him? didn't have to do shit.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:58:12 No.54482112

>>54481968
I don't understand whats so shitty about it, I just honestly state my current situation. I don't have it in me to write new cover letter everytime, I might just delete the cover letter
>>54481981
I programed full duplex on an atrix 7 but I think that's kiddie level. I'm a hardware goy with programing excperince, what's so hard to understand?
>>54481985
Is it really??????
>>54481992
I apply to high level government contractors like lockheed and they will actually check sadly..
>>54481996
I will find another job as u can see I have had b2b jobs past 7 years unlike u. I was making 90k in my last job only 1.5 years fresh out of college. Idc what my lecturers did, I learned math and circuits by myself when I was in 18-19 and coasted through college..
>>54481999
Good fucking idea lol
>>54482016
I get that it's stupid( I don't but I get that I could be and I don't notice it) but trust me it was WAY dumber when I goy every other job. I know HR Karen's are skitzo with their views on life and might skip a resume beacuse mercury is in Gatorade r sum shit but in specialized engineering fields u really won't be a good recruiter if u dismiss people who are awkward. Like if the recruiter knows just basic shit about engineers she should except someone like me..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 21:58:27 No.54482115 >>54481544 >most recent job from 7/22 to 3/22 Shouldn't this be 3/22 to 7/22 ? Lack of proofreading and easily spotted.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:01:12 No.54482142 >>54482041 They were all contracts and temporary internships except job before last when I got laid off >>54482042 And ur seething beacuse ur not as sucessful as me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:01:43 No.54482147 >>54482112 In my entire career I've never worked with someone even close to your level. What's your native language?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:02:20 No.54482153 >>54482115 I know I fucked up.. it's 7/22-3/23. I'm retarded. Could it really be that simple that people aren't getting back to me bewxuse of that typo?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:02:24 No.54482154
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>>54481857
>There was one autistic RF engineer at my company which they kept around because his knowledge was worth the constant bullshit, but they sacked him because he needed to be constantly managed to stop him going down autistic rabbit holes all of the time.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:02:55 No.54482162

>>54481544
Kek it's you again you stupid nigger. In the last thread you were shitting on all the advice because supposedly you were getting interviews, which clearly was a lie. At least it's not 5+ pages this time but it still makes you sound like a cuck. Also,
>EE
You're asian aren't you? I'll give you a job in exchange for making your sister my sex slave. Asian girls are built for BWC.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:03:10 No.54482167 >>54481931 All the “U”s exposed this bait thread. No one is that retarded. Nothing to see here anons. Move along to the next thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:03:35 No.54482172 >>54482147 I'm from the eastern block.. You aren't good enough to work with someone on my level..

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:05:39 No.54482193

>>54482162
Before I condensed it to one page I had soem interviews and now that I followed ur advice I have had the driest week in my entire career bar none.. also no I'm white, white people are supposed to be smart. Please take urself out of the gene pool, u are embarrassing our race..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:06:02 No.54482201 >>54482142 >And ur seething beacuse ur not as sucessful as me me: $150k base, wfh, LOCL state. you: unemployed. me: seethe levels over 9000 you: everything is awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:06:03 No.54482202 >>54481544 >After graduating in May 2021 I have had 2 different jobs >no comma >2 and not two Stopped reading here.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:08:36 No.54482222 >>54481544 >https://www.slideshare.net/perlcareers/how-to-write-a-developer-cvrsum-that-will-get-you-hired You resume suck ass.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:09:01 No.54482226 >>54481544 Poorly written summary and way too many bullet points per job. Also 2 columned, wont get past ATS filters.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:09:51 No.54482240

>>54482201
What do u do? I quit my last job beacuse it isn't wfh. I really only care about wfh idc if I'm making 60k I just want my wfh back. Legit jealous of u for the wfh not salary which I will have in 3 years..
>>54482202
Apparently I'm the autistic one yet you people are the ones sperging for very minor grammar mistakes. No part of any of my jobs have required me being a good communicator. Clients like me even though I'm autistic

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:10:06 No.54482242

OP nobody wants to see you're excuses or dirt laundry on the fucking resume. Also short employment and job hops is a big fucking red flag to recruiters and hr.

Your resume gives me autistic manchild not grown up / retard teen vibes the way you structure your sentences, the excuses of leaving your previous employment, and the way you layout irrelevant information.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:10:32 No.54482247 >resume seriously, has anyone gotten a job from a resume? i dont think i have. its all about who you know

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:11:35 No.54482258 File: 865 KB, 2544x4000, 1653846766782036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54481544 wait, are you the guy who posted a 6 page resume here a couple weeks ago?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:12:32 No.54482264

>>54482153
>Could it really be that simple that people aren't getting back to me bewxuse of that typo?
Yes.
Yesterday I had to plan a firewall configuration for 36 NAS filesystems. Share names, server names, IP addresses, etc all in one table with 36 lines and 12 columns. If anything was wrong, some server or application would stop working.
If you can't do it on your resume, how are people expecting you will perform in real tasks?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:14:54 No.54482291 File: 204 KB, 1500x1500, 1592621334224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54482258 >resume >6 pages

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:15:31 No.54482294

>>54482242
Well I can't lie beacuse the jobs I apply to will check and it's legit not my fault that I couldn't stay at those jobs longer beacusd they were contracts so I'm not gonna stress about it but I will keep the intro beacuse I need an excuse for why it looks like I'm job hopping
>>54482247
As u can see from my resume I gotten 6 jobs b2b from my resume
>>54482258
Yes and after taking ur advice and striking it down to one page I'm getting less attention now so u should be laughing at urself for giving such shitty advice..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:17:23 No.54482306 File: 22 KB, 650x650, 1671549519579141.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54482294 >i'm getting less attention now i dont even know what to say buddy, good luck in the next life because god clearly did you dirty in this one

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:17:31 No.54482308 >>54482264 Fml, fuck my fucking life...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:18:33 No.54482314 >>54482306 I don't need luck I'll just start sending out my 6 page version again. Hopefully u will learn that u need to make ur resume longer than one page so u aren't stuck working at whole foods for the rest of ur life

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:22:11 No.54482344

>>54482314
What if I told you that it's about quality rather than quantity? Try to format a single sentence correctly and maybe they'll be more interested.
>Engineers never write documents! We just design le heckin cool gizmos like Mark Rober taught me on YouTube!

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:25:15 No.54482373

>>54481880
Get it through your head. You keep saying that. But we are saying that speaking to an issue before it is brought up makes someone think about the issue. The very act of avoiding looking like a job hopper makes you more of a job hopper. And maybe you should be a little honest with yourself, that you fucking are. Meanie boss and 3 hour commute, gtfo of here. We want to know what the meanie did that was so bad. Also. Cut all the shit in your resume by 50 percent. Lose 2 of the shortest job postings.Thenn perform a task related to the jobs you apply for using your programming skills and make it impressive and submit it with your resume.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:25:57 No.54482376

>>54481544
>was fired because of personal hygiene issues, and didn't sort it out despite my coworkers complaining multiple times.
If you don't give an explanation to why you was laid off, then this is what comes to mind. If you can't give a good explanation, like if the above was actually the reason, then you lie, branch merger etc.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:26:43 No.54482380

>>54482172
>I'm from the eastern block..
Everything is clear now. This explains both the lack of intelligence (engineer=technician in the east) and the bravado backed by nothing. You can't do anything about being born retarded, but you can learn to be humble, work hard, and be a nice person to be around.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:29:27 No.54482408 >>54481544 Are you a legit retard?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:29:54 No.54482413 >>54482373 My theory is that OP is Ukrainian and the meanie boss said something against the current narrative.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:32:47 No.54482440 Post that shit in text here so we can run it through ai for your dumb ass.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:34:05 No.54482456

>>54482344
Ye we do, as u can see from my excperince that's what I have been doing. Pretty high level cool stuff that u will never be capable of comprehending. And ye bro. My excperince doesn't matter. Only the way I format it. What do u do for work lol?
>>54482373
I didn't mention that he was mean. A 2+ hour commute is ridiculous and ur a complete and utter wagie if ur willing to out up with it.. I can't cut josb out beacuse I can't lie about hoe long I've been there beacuse I will get checked for the type of jobs I'm applying to

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:34:26 No.54482459 He was working when one day he heard his boss mention that he wasn't going to drink the Dylan Mulvaney beer cans and he just couldn't even.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:35:53 No.54482473 >>54482456 Wow. You are such a giant faggot. Does your prolapse touch the ground or do you still have some ground clearance? Post the fucking resume so we can do what your retarded down syndrome ass is incapable of conceiving.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:38:06 No.54482498

>>54482376
I see, I will add that they laid me off cuz of my sales which is what really happened, thanks
>>54482380
I live in Colorado. Seeth harder u pathetic manual laborer
>>54482408
Are retarded people capable of doing high level circuit designs?
>>54482413
Lmao I am ukranian(and I'm half jew, hence the high iq) and he did say shit about ukraine(its okay cuz i shat all over his mexican heritage)but the main reason I'm leaving is beaucse no WFH and I am above people like u who have to come in every day..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:38:13 No.54482501 >>54482017 As your job becomes less do and more manage they want to promote managers not code monkeys It's bullshit but playing the game is essential in this world of make believe money

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:39:18 No.54482506 >>54482459 My boss was a fat mexican tranny lover just like u >>54482473 I did post it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:39:41 No.54482509 >>54481544 >..recently left mainly because of a 2+ hour daily commute. THIS IS NORMAL! There is a very good chance that the person reading your CV also has more than 2 hour commute.. what do you think people in the suburbs do?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:39:56 No.54482512 >>54482456 >I didn't mention that he was mean See: >>54481623 You're such a compulsive liar that you can't even keep track of your lies within one anonymous thread.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:40:45 No.54482521 >>54482498 You have very little time remaining. Chatgp is open and waiting, and this is going to get archived...No one wants to even read your resume let alone translate it to text. Post that shit in here and we can have ai rewrite it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:41:15 No.54482523 >>54482498 >I am Ukrainian Kek, that explains everything. Don't you have a trench to die in, you utterly retarded hohol?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:47:22 No.54482602

>>54482498
> I will add that they laid me off cuz of my sales which is what really happened
I don't know anon.. Maybe it was an extremely competitive environment with a high turnover rate and you didn't made the cut? but it still sounds bad, i would lie if i was you.. say corporate restructure left your position redundant.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:50:16 No.54482638

>>54482501
I'm a CAD monkey, they will always need our kind
>>54482509
I don't want to work for a comapny were all it's employees have a 2 hour commute with no wfh..
>>54482512
I didn't mention he was mean on my resume u fucking trog. U think u are having a gotcha moment when u are really just making urself sound stupid
>>54482523
I am in the US and am trying to get a job in the defense contractor industry to help build rockets to analilate ziggers and the beaners who support them like u

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:51:04 No.54482650

>>54482498
>>54482512
>>54482602
What is wrong with you? You've gone through this whole thread and apparently only picked up how to make yourself look worse on a resume. Your hopeless dude. And we need to know what the unforgivable things were. I love how you have to be honest, can't avoid telling the truth, and we've asked you like 4 times and nothing. This thread is hilarious. And even funnier, we actually tried to help and you are just going to leave here mad at the antisemitism or what the fuck ever.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:52:01 No.54482656
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>>54482498
NGL anon you sound extremely stupid and unhinged. Try to be a bit more modest as a start, this MAY lead you to ask yourself the right questions. Nobody likes over-confident faggots, especially if they cannot back it up (as is your case)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:52:04 No.54482658 >>54482498 >Are retarded people capable of doing high level circuit designs? You are unemployed and can't even write a simple resume. I don't know who you're trying to convince.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:52:13 No.54482659 >>54482638 Who cares if it is on the resume or not? You mentioned unforgivable things, now we want to know. And post resume in text and tits or gtfo.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:53:33 No.54482676

Let me tell you something kid use chatgpt for all the text. Delete all the negativity. They want you to be pleasant and a happy corporate drone who loves his job and acts like a professional. Delete all your negativity. Don't ever say you got fired and other shit like that

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:54:03 No.54482685

>>54482650
U didn't ask me shit, what did u ask me? I take the advice of people in this thread who don't seeth. I'm tired of pretending like yall aren't seething over my career while u have none, there is no other explanation. One thing if u call me stupid but u are all visibly seething. That's one of the reasons I post this is beacuse everyone online and irl seeth when I tell them what I do and I see them seeth when they meet other relatively sucessful people..

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:54:06 No.54482687

Can you imagine sitting in an interview with this chucklefuck. He can't answer a simple question. Not fucking one. Its all this hem hawy explain bullshit. Just try yes and no and simple facts, no explanation. ZERO. All of your explaining is weakness. ALL OF IT. I repeat, listen to me you dumbfuck, ALL OF IT. Now post your fucking resume or I'm out bitch.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:55:48 No.54482711
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>>54481544
You write like a retard, copy paste the opening into chatgpt or maybe just DONT SAY THINGS LIKE "laid off then afterwards got hired" it just sound so sloppy. You could even just remove that paragraph completely.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:55:50 No.54482712

>>54482685
I've asked you several times now...What did the boss say that was unforgivable? And I've asked for a text version of your resume to help you. You can't provide those two things. I guarantee you that in an interview you are doing the same thing, instead of giving them what you want, you think to much and give other nonsense. Stop it. Your life will improve.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:57:59 No.54482737 >>54482711 "Got a job as ". Apologies, I couldn't read and type at same time in mobile.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:58:48 No.54482750

>>54482712
Your right, and jewish so focusing on this miniscule mispeaking instead of answering the question. I didn't actually ask the question, I repeatedly spoke to the issue that others were attemptint to get a response on what it was, I mentioned the dylan mulvaney thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 22:59:48 No.54482763 But again op. What did mean boss say? When will you post your resume in text?

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:00:43 No.54482769

>>54482658
I have only been unemployed for a month beacuse I quit, cope harder
>>54482659
He was a beaner and drank half a bottle of tequila a day at work, whenever he tried to not drink at work he would get seizures, that's how deep he was into it. He said everything u can imagine. What really guided my gears is him trying to accuse me of breaking shit for litteraly no reason m, I litterapy didn't break anything. He would freak out over little inconsequential things. He openly expressed his contempt for white people every day and I talked shit back, I like talking shit and didn't mind when he insisted ukraone but he himself got emotional when I said something back. One time he was talking about how ukraine is being bombed to nothing and laughing about it and I said "ye bro if this shit keeps going on ukraine will end up. 3rd world shithole like mexico" and he freaked out.

I wouldn't actually care about any of this or the 2.5 hour work commute if therr was hybrid wfh which is standard in my industry which is the real reason I left. Call me whatever yall want I would feel like a retard waking up early every day, getting dressed and sitting in traffic

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:00:49 No.54482771 You mentioned a boss said unforgivable things. What were they?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:01:51 No.54482779 >>54482769 >>54482771 Awesome. Thank you. That's what we wanted. Now resume?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:05:32 No.54482810 >>54482711 Based. You write really casually, total rambling.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:07:04 No.54482832

>>54482687
The last 6 jobs I worked at had no problem hiring me..
>>54482711
How should I have phrased that? I was trying to keep it short and sweet
>>54482712
I mentioned it ealier, the main reason I quit was cuz of no wfh. The shit he said was the shit cherry on top. How arrogant do u have to be to look at my resume were I have had high level engineering jobs, all progressively more advanced, b2b since 2015 and u think I need help? Half the reason I made this post to bait people like u in who seeth at my excpeirnce, the over half was to covertly try to bring uo the fact that we are in a bad recession and therr are no jobs.

U rea it like

"Why can't I get hired, help me!"

When it was really

"Look how much more excperince I have than u and I still can't get a job cuz of the SVB shit, if I'm fucked ur ultra fucked"

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:08:04 No.54482844

>>54482769
Ahaha, this is the kind of work environment you're used to and you spent the entire thread bragging about how you're a superior class of being to every other engineer? Really, this is what you deserve. You'll probably never find another job, but if you do manage to luck your way into one there's no chance that it will be any better than another microcompany run by a drunk Mexican.
You mentioned that you applied for Lockheed Martin, I can assure you that this is exactly what their offices are like and that you'll fit in perfectly.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:08:52 No.54482850

>>54482763
>>54482771
Talk shit about ukraine(I'm from ukraine), tried to accuse me of breaking shit when I litterlay didn't break anything, talked shit about white people and couldn't handle it when I mentioned how pathetic Mexico is, bunch of other backhand insults

All of which I would be willing to ignore if there was wfh which there wasn't which is the real reason I left

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:09:55 No.54482863 >>54482769 >..if therr was hybrid wfh which is standard in my industry How would you know this? you had a job for a year which you were fired from for poor sales numbers. That's your experience with "your industry"..

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:10:00 No.54482866

>>54482779
I posted my resume, that's the original post, I must be retarded and not understand wtf ur talking about. U want me to copy paste it? Fine here:

I am very passionate about electronic engineering and electromagnetics. After
graduating in May 2021 I have had 2 different jobs. One was as an RF Hardware Design
engineer for a Software Defined Radio company but I got laid off and afterwards got a
job as a RF Test and Production Engineer for a Phase Noise Analyzer and RF Synthesizer
company which I have recently left mainly because of a 2+ hour daily commute. Before I
graduated I worked at various internships and contacts as you will see below.
Thank you for your time and consideration.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:10:53 No.54482883

>>54482832
LOL. I read it like help me because you fucking need help. In the intro paragpraph you sound like a fucking loser. Side not, you also have inconsistent capitilization. But even the fact that you think you are dabbing on anyone with that resume and list of experience means you are dumber than we thought.

Here's chatgpt version of your intro. Way fucking better:

As a recent graduate with a strong passion for electronic engineering and expertise in electromagnetics, I have gained valuable experience in the field through a series of internships and professional roles.

My most recent professional experiences include working as an RF Hardware Design Engineer for a Software Defined Radio company, followed by a position as an RF Test and Product Engineer for a Phase Noise Analyzer and RF Synthesizer company. Although I gained invaluable experience in these roles, I ultimately left my most recent position due to a lengthy daily commute.

Throughout my education and career, I have consistently demonstrated my dedication and ability to excel in this field. As an intern, I gained hands-on experience in various aspects of electronic engineering, developing skills in design, testing, and analysis.

I am now seeking a new opportunity to leverage my skills and experience in a challenging role within the electronic engineering industry.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:13:09 No.54482911 File: 166 KB, 430x341, 1517931449457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54481931 get a grip, man

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:15:14 No.54482934

>>54482866
Through this whole thread you have demonstrated a huge weakness. You don't seek to understand. The picture of your resume is not an editable format and I can't copy the words, I have to type them all in. I'm not going to do that for your whole resume, that's insane. But repeatedly you are combative and go off on tangents only half connected to what we are really talking about. Seek to understand what someone is saying, and ONLY speak to what they are actually saying.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:17:23 No.54482957

>>54482769
>>54482844
So I looked up Holzworth, and there is absolutely zero chance that they would hire someone like the boss you described. I'm convinced that you were actually breaking shit, and you made up the story about him being alcoholic to make yourself sound better. Frankly, you were completely retarded to leave that job (if you did leave voluntarily), because you absolutely do not deserve a company like that.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:18:50 No.54482975 File: 67 KB, 654x526, 1520382534424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54482498 >Lmao I am ukranian(and I'm half jew, hence the high iq) >34 retarded posts are the six gorillion taking up so much memory you can't remember how to think?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:21:06 No.54483003 >>54481544 Don't mention jobs that you got fired from

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:22:10 No.54483017

>>54482883
It's the exact same shit with more words
>>54482911
I wont!! They don't deserve higher salaries than us(only 10-20k higher but still)! I don't even care about the salaires, it's the fact that these engineering managers hate engineering and other engineers beaucse they aren't actually passionate about STEM and they make our jobs a lot harder. The only good manager is who who leaves his engineers alone and just foward emails to him from clients.. The engineering managers job is so pointless that they have to try to micromanage the real engineer sto appear useful, which they aren't and never will be

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:22:46 No.54483023

>>54482957
Boom goes the dynamite. What he listed was a valid reason to live. If its in his head though and its more like, "Well...he did drink. Not visibly on the job, and not like he was inebriated on the job either, but he talked about partying and drinking off hours a lot so I assumed he was drunk on the job." And same thing about Ukrainians, he wasn't laughing, but I could tell by his tone that he thought it was funny.

Obviously we don't know that is what the truth is closer to, but based on this guys back and forth and how he calls him a beaner, he isn't much better so I think it's probably exactly what happened.

Go beg the beaner for your job back. It's your best play.

>>	Potaro Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:23:22 No.54483032 The first paragraph should be about your skills I am a good problem solver because x,y,z I have great communication skills x,y,z Ability to work in q team x,y,z I have an analytical mindset x,y,(fixed my fridge)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:24:29 No.54483048 >>54483017 If you are incapable of reading that and seeing that it doesn't make you come off as much of a loser as the other text, I don't know what to tell you. You really are missing something mentally.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:24:30 No.54483049 >>54482769 >I have only been unemployed for a month You are an unemployed loser. Nice IQ. I'm sure it will serve you well when you're applying for food stamps.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:25:29 No.54483062

>>54482957
Holzworth is a kiddie tier engineering comapny in term of complexity. I'm way above that. I litteraly did the opposite of break shit.. I love that u are so impressed with my work history that u need to pretend like I didn't work there beacuse u can't comprehend how someone who made an incosequatal grammar mistake or two can't do complex work beacuse u need to justify not dropping out of high school which teaches u to be a nobody like I did

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:27:28 No.54483086 >>54482883 Taking up more words to convey the same exact message is an upgrade >>54483048 You are incapable of specifically describing how it makes me come off as a "loser"

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:28:16 No.54483097 >>54482240 >sperging for very minor grammar mistakes Because employers will be quick to dismiss your resume if they find typos or grammatical mistakes.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:31:29 No.54483132

>>54483086
But I did. I said the phrases, "but I got laid off," and "which I have recently left mainly because of a 2+ hour daily commute." Were both attempts at avoiding making you a job hopper. But the very attempt reinforces the fact that you are a job hopper. So instead of addressing an issue and resolving it in the mind of the person hiring, you make it a bigger issue. Your paragraph would benefit from simply cutting those quoted words out and doing nothing else.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:35:59 No.54483183

>>54482456
Your experience unironically doesn't matter. What matters is how you sell yourself to the dumbasses at HR.

If I was the division manager that you are applying for, it doesn't matter if you could build a nuke from 2 rocks and a bottle of whisky. If I don't like you I aint hiring you lol

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:37:17 No.54483199

>>54483097
I would take a knee except for the fact that I got hired at all the other jobs no problem with way worse mistakes and cringe. I used to say that Nikola Tesla has been my idol since I was 12 years old and shit..
>>54483132
Okay I see ur point

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:38:04 No.54483206 >>54481544 Just start a business bro!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:38:28 No.54483213 >>54481544 Do uber eats and include shroom samples

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:40:32 No.54483243

>>54481544
Get rid of the bio section entirely who the fuck puts a bio on their resume
No one wants to read that, they want to see your experience
Rewrite your experience to be more results oriented
Ex. Implemented x technology to accomplish y goal
Keep them succinct and to the point. Pay someone to do this for you or use chat gpt if you’re broke
Use a more professional font
Pay for a resume template on Etsy for true resume easy mode instead of using basic bitch free ones

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:42:57 No.54483270 >>54482498 You don't mention you were laid off you dumbass. By actually telling that you are telling "I'm not a valuable asset to be kept through company downturn" make it even less attractive to HR. If they ask you just lie.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:45:51 No.54483310
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>>54481544
>>54481572
>>54481574
>>54481613

Alright boys my resume is objectively worse than OP's, now how would I tune this up to give me better odds?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:47:28 No.54483329 >>54482769 You can "build complex circuits" and you ended up working for a drunk mexican of all people... You aint cut for the corporate world.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:47:45 No.54483331

>>54483213
Not a bad idea..
>>54483243
Why can they just skip the bio if they don't want to read it? I do get specific with what tool I used to work on various technologies..
>>54483270
I wouldn't be able to think of a good excuse as to why I was only there for a year

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:48:52 No.54483343 File: 1.02 MB, 1200x1080, smugBoomer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54481657 >u know im smarter than u...

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:49:04 No.54483345 >>54483310 We will chatgpt it for you if you put it in chunks and write it in text.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:49:08 No.54483347 >>54483310 Yours is far, far better. It's not really my field so I can't comment on the technical aspects, but unlike OP you clearly have a good understanding of the English language.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:49:50 No.54483356

>>54483310
OP here, I don't see anything wrong with ur resume. Ur bullet points are more straight to the point than mine. In engineering they only care about ur work excpeirnce. Don't listen to these non engineers who don't know etf they are talking about. It all comes down to whether or not the other people applying to ur jobs have more or less work excpeirnce..

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:50:07 No.54483361
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>>54481544
You're selling yourself anon, the bio section does not make me want to buy you. The bio you wrote sounds like the eBay description for the used circuit board out of broken Sony LED TV.... That's great if the employer is looking for a very specific replacement circuit board for their broken TV.... but most likely they are searching eBay for a cheap PS5 because that doesn't have to sell itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:50:51 No.54483372 >>54483329 He has been there for like 10 years and started out as a tech and got promoted to manager beacuse all the real engineers left, I was litteraly the only engineer in that division of the company which is ridiculous..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:52:34 No.54483390 >>54483345 >>54483347 I used chatgpt to get it in its current state lol

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:52:49 No.54483393 >>54482017 >it was 2+ hours which is ridiculous by anyone's standards You're expected to relocate.

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:53:07 No.54483398

>>54483347
They don't care about ur social skills in engineering firms u trog. I have more excperince than him which makes mine better. He understands beacuse he's actually in the filed unlike u who has to bullshit ur way through ur career to make urself seem useful
>>54483361
Niche circuitry is my specialty, I want to work for a PC gamer and not an estrogenic consol gamer anyways..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:53:42 No.54483405 >>54483331 >>54483356 "Why can't they skip it." Including something that someone will skip over because its boring or not useful is a reflection on how you are not useful and are boring.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:54:11 No.54483408 >>54483393 I was going to until I realized that I should have looked at the warning signs and kept on searching for jobs while I had unemployment

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:54:43 No.54483412

>>54481643
>random accusations
bro lmao it's literally just
>I got laid off
>then I left my next job because muh commute that I should have known about before signing the job offer
you come off like a whiny bitch and your shit is hard to read, the format is gay
good luck tho

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:56:25 No.54483435

>>54483390
You should get an intro. Not like his but something like this >>54482883 for you. Put the technical skills portion in Chat and ask it to reduce it and see if it helps. It's not bad. The resume is solid.

But like I mentioned with the other guy, your best bet is to submit a piece of software with your resume reflective of the field you are job seeking.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:56:48 No.54483442 >>54481544 checked, this must be bait

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:56:51 No.54483444 >>54483398 >>54483356 Yeah I mean your resume is better than mine because you sound like a wizard. If I were running a company I would rather hire you than someone like me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:57:22 No.54483448 File: 39 KB, 1000x482, sell-me-this-pen-scaled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54483398 The point is you are the pen and you're doing a shitty job selling the pen.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:57:58 No.54483455 >>54483435 Ye don't get a quick into like I di, use chat gpt bullshit to make it twice as long and less inromative..

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:58:00 No.54483456 >>54483372 >excuses This is where you are consistently failing. No one gives a shit about what excuses you have. Stop trying to explain why you are a loser and work towards not being a loser.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:59:33 No.54483473 >>54483442 OP's a loser either way if you got enough to make this fake bullshit to pretend to be retarded then I got bad news for you even the time it would take to block out the personal info isn't worth it for this dumb thread

Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:59:43 No.54483477

>>54483398
How many times do we need to tell you for it to sink in?
I wonder how you came up with this idea about engineers not needing social skills (which apparently includes writing skills). Is it solely just from that high school stereotype?
Did you ever wonder why everybody else around you is a well-adjusted adult, despite your insistence that their written and verbal communication skills don't matter? Autism isn't a strength, anon. It's a disability.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Apr 5, 2023 23:59:51 No.54483479 >graduated in may 2021 >already worked at 2 different places i would take one look at that sentence and immediately ball your resume up, shoot it at my garbage can and go "Kobe!"

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:00:19 No.54483483

>>54483444
Finally someone that gets it! Coincidence that the only other person that gets it is an engineer? People who think engineers need to have social skills don't understand what we actually do.. U also have really good excpeirnce and are on ur way to being a wizard..
>>54483448
I don't use pens I use CAD tools

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:00:40 No.54483492

>>54483455
Wow. You are fucking seething. I explained what made yours look bad. Brevity can be very effective, so cutting the chat intro a little might improve it. But you are missing there is a readability that, despite your protestations about its importance, will improve the likelihood of you getting a job.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:01:57 No.54483504 >>54483483 Yeah I wouldn't want you to have social skills, I would just want you to do the damn job. I know "company culture" (aka how much you can avoid making normalfags feel uncomfortable when you're around) is pretty important though.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:02:12 No.54483507 >>54483310 Yours is a normal resume, can be improved but if you sent that to me as your application (provided you aren't in the ones I automatically would discard) I might consider interviewing you.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:02:16 No.54483508

>>54483456
Lmao that's the same shit he said about not caring about excuses. Do you people see urselfs? U realize ur fat alcohol drinkers right? Thing is that results are more important than excuses but u people aren't paying attention to the results either. U just sit there and wait for people to make minor mistakes so u can Ballon it up into something it's not beacuse if u paint others out to be incomplete then ur own stupid is less noticeable..

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:02:57 No.54483518

>>54482934
>you are combative and go off on tangents only half connected to what we are really talking about. Seek to understand what someone is saying, and ONLY speak to what they are actually saying.
put it way more nicely than I would
as usual OP = faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:03:57 No.54483528 >>54483356 Nigga, the non engineers are the ones doing the hiring. And your boss most likely will be a trust fund chucklefuck with an MBA that knows jack shit about engineering

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:04:12 No.54483533 >>54483507 >might consider interviewing you How do I tip the balance to "will most likely interview you?" Include a crude MS Paint drawing of me sucking your dick?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:04:35 No.54483544

>>54483477
No I based my beliefs that we don't need social skills from my excpeirnce as an engineer.. U aren't one and talking purely out if ur ass. I bench 225, u don't even go to the gym u pudgy faggot, u think u are well adjusted? Look in the mirror, grab those bits tits and try telling urself that u are a well adjusted human being and not just a pathetic excuse for one

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:06:00 No.54483560 >>54481722 What is SVB in this context, and why is it a problem?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:06:24 No.54483564

>>54483504
How can you "Do the damned job" If you don't have social skills. I said this: >>54482521 And then later he said this: >>54482866. If you are too dumb too understand a simple request how can anyone give you job instructions without you fucking them up and doing something unintended.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:07:59 No.54483586

>>54483492
U say mine looks bad then say the chat gpt version that goy posted is better. It clearly isn't so I can dismiss ur advice.. I need an excuse for why it looks like I'm job hopping, I can't lie about were I have worked beacuse most of the jobs I'm applying to right now are clearance jobs..
>>54483504
It is but it's not as important as getting the job done in terms of design work.. I don't belive that I am coming off autistic or hard to work with and the exaplines that biz pointed out are compeltly irrelevant and seem like they just found whatever minor incosequatal thing they could just so they have something to say..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:09:10 No.54483605 >>54483564 Lol at how u can't comprehend how engineering disgn work doesn't include social skills

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:09:14 No.54483606 >>54481544 Why would I hire someone who hops around every year? Maybe if there wA a big project with only a year or so life cycle, but no one wants to invest in a faggot when he leaves in 12 months.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:09:49 No.54483616 >>54483564 Yeah I'm not reading the whole chain because he's clearly trolling but what I mean is that I would prefer a weirdo or even suspected pedophile who can get the job done over a social butterfly who barely knows how to use Excel.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:10:00 No.54483619 >>54483518 He's a jew. You have to over articulate otherwise they intentionally misunderstand you. I've got a little jew in me too, so I can understand his perspective.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:10:38 No.54483626

>>54483310
seconding the need for a personalized introduction but I don't know how you would fit that without ruining the format and crowding your shit and I also think depending on the type of company you're going for your resume might not even be read by a human until you're shortlisted
9/10 otherwise, clean and to the point

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:10:55 No.54483629

>>54483560
I quit a week before the SVB shit. Had in person interviews line up. Would get a new interview request at least one a day. As soon as the svb shit happened the job posting reduced by 59 percent and all of a sudden they one that do post stopped responding. I have never had such bad luck and my resume used to be actually horrible..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:11:18 No.54483638 >>54481544 How did you manage to get your last job in July 2022 and quit in March 2022?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:11:58 No.54483649 >>54483616 You must be a nihilst. Exceptionalism is only paired with truth. That is something that once you embrace, will shine through and increase your demand exponentionally.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:12:19 No.54483653 >>54483528 Nope all my bosses were legit engineers. It's one of the things I like about this industry, a lot of the time the higher ups actually do design work..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:12:25 No.54483654 >>54483619 oh I understand his frustration it's the hubris I can't stand he's acting a damn fool with only like 1 yoe lmfao definitely needs a slap back to reality

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:14:12 No.54483675

>>54483533
Add some hard data for example (even if it's a lie)
ex:
Designed and developed custom software using X,Y,C which brough X amount of revenue in Y period

You can also embellish the fuck out what you actually did to make it sound more attractive. For example (this is from my own resume which I haven't updated in years):

"Coordinated the design, development and execution of enterprise projects across multi national team members"

IRL work: I had to make sure the chucklefucks under me followed the instructions on my design documents and send me their spreadsheets on time

Which sounds better?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:18:01 No.54483719

>>54483528
It might depend on the industry, but in mine after HR has filtered out the initial shit like OP, the hiring is done purely by other engineers. HR tags along to the interviews, but they don't make any decisions. Also, if OP does make it into one of his dream jobs, his bosses two levels up will be engineers.
We have a lot of consultants working for us, and each time we get a resume from one of their companies we pass it around the team and discuss whether they would be a good fit. If they talk about too much ultra-specific technical stuff or if it's badly written, it gets thrown in the bin.
The one exception is grad positions. They tend to have really good technical skills (because that's all uni teaches you), so if their applications are promising we'll accept them and put them on the fun but ultimately low-importance work like designing and building test setups. But even then, we'll only do it if we think we can train them to pick up the non-technical skills. Because we're not going to invest time and money into them unless there's a chance that one day they'll be able to operate independently making actually important decisions. So we'll also ease them into the process by getting them to do important but straightforward stuff like tracing requirements and writing hazard logs.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:32:47 No.54483899 ugly and unprofessional looking resume fix the formatting and dont use two columns for fucks sakes, it messes up the resume parsing

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:38:17 No.54483959

>>54483719
>design work is low importance
>too much technical excperince gets tosses in the trash, unless ur an undergrad(it's not like college doesn't actually teach u anything useful even in engineering and u get all the actually technical excperince through work)
>tracing requirements and hazard logs(not real engineering work, yall are over pyaign people to do trogledite level work)

Holy shit, I would never work for u lmao. U don't know anything about actually engineering and are wasting talent abd money. What industry are u in? Materials processing or somewhere boring shit lol. I'm a design engineer and made shit that's in space RN. Pathetic faggot.. U should quit ur fields since u arent passionate about it and got a mech engineering degree(lol at how easy it is to get one) and ur taking out ur dissatisfaction with ur work on actual important people. You type of people don't contribute anything to society. U try to hold people like me who actually do useful shit back, it rarely works and u will be miserable micromanaging engineers which God hates enough to put in ur care.

Don't take advice from this goy. See my work excperince, look at all the cool jobs I worked, this goy probably works at some boriing mechancial or chemcial engineering field. Hardware/software engineering is on a whole different level than what he does and is actually fun and fufilling. I enjoyed everyone of my jobs and had no problems except in my last one but that's beacuse mexicans seeth at white people and I had no buisness working under one. I would not have enjoyed working under this micromanaging useless faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:44:35 No.54484039 >>54481671 Yes, people skills apply to every single industry, including engineering.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:46:16 No.54484054 >>54483959 I'm actually a systems engineer in a place that's extremely similar to the ones you've described as dream jobs. My degree was in mechatronics, for what it's worth.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:47:57 No.54484070

>>54483719
Yeah, you aren't wrong. But even you said it yourself, AFTER HR you get the engineers, you need to be likeable by HR first.

I'm not an engineer but I manage a couple. Many places are like that, and it's more common to work at a place where the CEO is just an idea guy with no technical know how, than to stumble upon a company where the owner/ceo actually knows what the guys at the assembly line and project development are doing

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:49:33 No.54484084

>>54484039
Tell that to all the burgers I have worked with....>>54484054
>systems engineering
That explaines it. I actually had an interview for a system engineering 3 postion with a big comapny and they said in the interview that they feel like I might be bored with the scope of work. Maybe social skills applying to system engineering but not when u are actually designing the shit inside of the boxes. Mechanotronics is based..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 00:55:24 No.54484143 If you don't stay at a job for at least 5 years you deserve to die a miserable death. And you can't just quit you need another job or else we will never hire you again.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:00:41 No.54484204 >>54484084 You failed at two jobs seemingly entirely because of your terrible interpersonal skills. Fix your shit.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:02:45 No.54484229
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>>54481544
English is my second language, but why on earth would you phrase certain that way? It just doesn't sound good and you explain way too much. Let ChatGPT fix it. Also, you need to stay at a company for at least two years, then you can hop.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:14:44 No.54484368

>>54481544
Your biography is shit.
>I am very passionate
nobody believes that bullshit, it's not necessary
>left because of a 2+ hour daily commute
especially when you type shit like this
>got laid off
why would you mention this unless they ask at a face-to-face interview?

fucks sake, it should start off with
>Experienced RF Hardware Design Engineer blah blah blah

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:16:58 No.54484387

>>54481544
try this OP
Electronic Engineering has been a passion of mine since childhood which I took towards my vocation after completing my bachelors equipped with several internships. Recent projects I have involved myself with included RF Hardware design and production engineering for phase noise analyzers and rf synthesizers. It would be a pleasure to connect to learn about how I can contribute towards <personalized company name> endevour in <what their doing>

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:20:02 No.54484415 >>54481544 take off the summary at the top you can't expect hiring managers to look at your shit for more than 30 seconds

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:20:19 No.54484417
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>>54481657
Let me guess, Indian. You're in no position to play caste system entitlement games, Ranjit.
>lol i ern le mone i big engineer
then how come you're looking for a job and selling shrooms on the side?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:52:59 No.54484754 >>54483544 Bro why can't you type English properly? In current year there is no excuse.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:54:49 No.54484772 >>54483477 He's probably a boomer who barely finished high school in a rural area and LARPs as an engineer because he has worked at xyz plant for 20 years

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 01:59:40 No.54484830
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>>54481544
Okay fren, here's what you do. Delete the middle entry in your experience, and fudge the dates of the first and last to leave no gap. Don't say why you left, let them ask. Chances are they won't notice. Also, like others have said, reformat your shit to look like this anon's: >>54483310
Best of luck to you fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:01:02 No.54484848 >>54481544 get ussed to it fuckhead

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:04:01 No.54484868 >>54481544 >I got laid off Why the FUCK would you mention this in your resume?

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:07:26 No.54484896

>>54481544
Here's what's wrong with your resume:

1. The bio is poorly written and useless. If you're going to keep it, at least write the word "two" instead of putting the number 2.

2. Your work history makes it obvious that you can't keep a job for a long time. Omit a couple and scratch the end dates on jobs so it looks like there's no work-history gap.

3. The resume is aimless. It should be targeted towards a single field. Think of a few roles you are good for and write different resumes for each. Only put skills and work history relevant for the target position.

4. Just list your education and remove the fluff about how great of a student you were. No one even gives a shit about your education let alone the details.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:07:55 No.54484900 >>54481544 Lie on your resume. Also, you seem actually retarded. You open your resume with "i got laid off". Bro turn your fucking brain on this isnt a movie

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:09:57 No.54484919 File: 33 KB, 500x500, 1680480239551625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like op Your autism is entertaining Good luck in your job search

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:11:41 No.54484936 i gOt LaID OfF jfc

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:14:40 No.54484965 dont tell them everything u faggot how do u think most of these wagies got the job. uironically fake it till u make it

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:31:21 No.54485126

>Name in big text at top, centered bold and in your favorite color
>Rest of resume black one column
>Headers: Professional Objective. Accomplishments. Skills. Recent work history. Education.
>Mention how you want a "long term career" at least once, learn and grow etc.
>Ditch the bio, it's extremely bad
> remember resume is just to get a call for an interview. Nobody will ever read all of this shit.
>Remove address from resume (leave name and phone number only, employers will discriminate based on location)
>Use less words like unironically 85% less, recruiters look at these for 20 seconds max, nobody will ever read all of this
>List two past jobs only
>List accomplishments under job, not duties (how you saved time or money, hit or exceeded targets, etc)
>Ditch all the autistic techno lingo in favor of describing how you contributed to jobs
>Learn what parallelism is in grammar and maybe read a professional writing book. It's a huge skill.
>List some soft skills for fucks sake because the whole thing reads like you have none
> spend 5-10 mins tailoring a base resume to each job
> write short cover letter (dont ramble for fucks sake) with invitation to action ("looking forward to your call")
> whole thing in pdf "your name ompany name application. Pdf". Dont send the actual word docs
> dyor on YouTube on how to apply for jorbs

T. Good at resumes fag

Last time I went job hunting I applied for one job, the job I wanted. Got hired.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:36:14 No.54485183
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OP here, can someone explaine how I had b2b jobs since 2015 if my resume is so bad?

I don't think resume is relevant. They say what kind of excpeirnce they want on the job posting. If u meet the minimum qualifications and have more experince than the other people who applied you will ge the job, if u don't u won't. Simple as.

Convince me that they would hire someone with less excperince than me that simply beacuse they wrote a better intro.. u cant.. I wouldn't want to work for a company that cares more about appearances than results

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:37:44 No.54485203 >>54485126 What job did u get? I'm in engineering, we need more than apperences to get hired.. No one cares about formating documents, at least for the jobs I'm applying to..

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:39:16 No.54485223 >>54485203 >No one cares about formating documents This is a troll thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:39:56 No.54485232 >>54485223 If they did I wouldn't have gotten all those jobs u see beacuse my resume used to be 6 pages long and with a lot more autism

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:41:31 No.54485250 Uh oh codecels... I still get recruiters in my DMs daily begging me to interview with them (CPA)

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:45:51 No.54485288

>>54481544
lmao i remember your thread from like a month ago where you posted your 6 page "resume" and continually gloated about how many replies and interviews you were getting.
you ignored every single critisism and deflected on why you were actually correct and everyone but you was wrong.
good bait>>54481657

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 02:50:56 No.54485324 >>54485288 >>/biz/thread/54251150 yep. heres the thread. same OP with the same spelling mistakes

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:01:18 No.54485419

>>54485288
As u can see I took yalls advice on making it one page and all of a sudden I have 0 interview requests were before I at least had 3 a week. Good thing I'm not a rabid seething seether like u goys and realize that it has nothing to do with my resume format and everything to do with the current economy

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:02:44 No.54485437

>>54485324
Lmao how did u even find that? Did I make u so butthurt that u save dthe thread link? U people really are rabid. I'm not that impressive but I really can't think of any other reason yall seeth so much either than u are in someway somehow jealous

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:06:33 No.54485465 >>54485288 >>54485324 OP BTFO and /thread

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:06:51 No.54485469
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>>54485419
your new one is not better. i didnt read past the 3rd line as would virtually every employer when you said "but i got laid off and afterwords got a job..".
you've been given plenty of constructive critisism again in this thread that i'm sure you'll ignore.
>>54485437
browser history has a search function. i typed in "biz resume"

good luck. my best suggestion is the chatGPT idea, just play around with that and aim to make a specific one for each employer you apply for. dont mention anything negative

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:20:14 No.54485561 >>54485469 There's nothing wrong with that sentence, I got laid off my last got and got another one, simple as

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:22:18 No.54485576 >>54481544 >I am very passionate about Dropped.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:23:08 No.54485584
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>>54485561
there you go again.
actually, you are totally right. there is nothing wrong, its actually perfect and every person who has read your cv is clearly just mistaken

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:27:16 No.54485617 >it’s this jeet crowdsourcing his worthless resume again every field

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:38:29 No.54485687 File: 67 KB, 230x230, 1672810081732282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is nothing wrong with using an indeed resume as your main resume.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 03:50:25 No.54485759 >>54481544 What the hell is in the top right, your photo? You can do that because it causes the potential for discrimination lawsuits. Take your objective paragraph out, that's garbage as well

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 04:28:41 No.54486024 >>54481544 Your name is visible OP.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 05:18:08 No.54486321 >Immediately mention being fired

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 05:19:18 No.54486333 >>54481657 Lmao if you aren't working you aren't an engineer

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 05:37:56 No.54486450

>>54485584
>>54485561
This has been a fun game of pin a truth on a jew. We lost again though, so that's sad. This many comments and we are still on whether or not the first thing you should mention is being fired. Congratulations on your victory, rabbi. You've earned it.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 05:50:18 No.54486533

>>54485232
OP have you ever considered that formatting does matter because all companies use automated tools to scan resumes.

Double column resumes like the one you have may not make it though these scanning softwares and this is possibly why you were getting hits with a 6 page resume vs zero with a 1 page 2 column resume.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 05:57:25 No.54486585 >>54481751 This is why STEM autists are forced to take humanities classes. Your understandning of social dynamics is pathetic.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:04:33 No.54486632

>>54481544
I think you need to look more into how to format your resume. Your header is odd and your descriptions of past job specs are wordy and obnoxiously filler. Don't mention vague category things you learned, mention things you did. Same goes for education: Write your accomplishments, not your general sensibility/continued pursuit towards education (make an about section if you want to include this). Change websites to web. Add a FEW descriptors detailing your level of proficiency (as in, "proficient in..."). It isn't your resume, it's how you're marketing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:06:47 No.54486650 >>54481573 this guy is right, the bio is fucking trash and does absolutely nothing to make you look good or hireable. if they want to know about that shit they'll ask you

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:07:26 No.54486656 >>54481726 This.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:08:02 No.54486660 >>54481544 >but I got laid off and afterwards got a job as a Rf Engineer No wonder you are getting no calls retard. Never say you got laid off, and check your grammar cunt its AN Engineer, not a Engineer. You come off as a smooth brain.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:18:32 No.54486748

>>54486632
Descriptors added to the sections detailing your language knowledge I mean. Completely delete every bulletpoint which doesn't specifically detail a job responsibility you had in competent language and also those which are hyper-specific for filler like the "30 projects" one, which I literally can't believe you listed. When someone who handles hiring reads your resume, they aren't taken by how you imagine you are making them with your wording. You are prompting them with mention of being fired and saying you have a problem with commiting yourself to a business by commuting (even if you do, why would you list this?) and then you are loading it with fluff and filler. They don't look at it as a whole and think how organized and full it looks. They read your top section and then see the first 2 lines or two of filler and dump it. They aren't even making it to your skills section. This is like a kid who thinks if they write a hyper-stilted but very verbose cloud of nothing for a paper the professor will be so blown away by their very unnatural vocabulary that they will give an A. It isn't true. Whoever you imagine is reading your resume isn't who is reading it. For programming you should also make it a single line resume for sake of processing and generallly what it says about you as someone who understands data and process and is seeking a job from them using these skills. This comes off as sufficiently skilled/accomplished to get a job but you present yourself as someone who poorly understands an extremely basic and formulaic process which your skills with data should be able to handle but seemingly can't and also someone who would rather spend an hour writing fluff than 3 hours editing it into something actually good. Make all of the above changes.

>>	sage Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:19:59 No.54486756 >>54481957 >work with lazy niggers >expected to work harder to cover their ass No thanks. Eat shit you mongrel retard

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:29:15 No.54486825 >>54481544 You may as well write your CV in korean because I can't fucking understand it.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 06:34:26 No.54486860 >59 posts I hope you stay unemployed so we can laugh at your retardation every month.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 08:50:45 No.54487518 >>54481689 >Best CV layout is: plain text Times New Roman, 12 font, 1.5 line spacing. justify alignment. Don't use Times New Roman, it reinforces white supremacy, only use a sans serif font.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 08:55:28 No.54487535

OP legit sounds retarded

Then reading this thread only confirms it

Do you have a learning disability? Holy fuck you are a stupid faggot and on top of that, IF this isn't a troll, you are obnoxious and rejecting anon's advice like some reddit troon

Kill yourself

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 09:12:14 No.54487626

Too much text.

Better personalize your CV depending on the org you're applying to highlighting relevant info first and kinda rearranging the rest.

Focus on specific projects etc.

Your cv should read as a series of short tweets, prioritized by whatever the company wants, instead of a wall of text.

good luck

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 09:14:28 No.54487642 Also include some bullshit soft skills or hobbies at the end so you don't look like the goddam robot we all think you are. Fly fishing or whatever non technical. Lie if necessary.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 09:14:31 No.54487643 >>54481544 what the fuck is that bio

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 09:38:08 No.54487761

>>54481544
Are you actually white? It's hard to believe it. Delete the awful intro at the top, you write at a 5th grade level. I guarantee that is why most of them are throwing your resume in the trash.
I know you are a zoomer with a fully negrofied brain but if you're going to write an intro on your resume it should have at least a somewhat elevated tone, it should read like it's a shitpost on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 09:41:24 No.54487778 >>54482380 He's probably not actually from eastern Europe. This is what non-white people do when they want advice from white people online but have to explain their poor language skills and convince you that they are still white somehow.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 09:44:24 No.54487797 >>54481657 not that guy but you're a troon arent you?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 10:25:55 No.54487986 File: 1.01 MB, 2048x1144, Engie when the music stops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54485687 I thought this and did so until some roastie recruiter asked for one notmin Indeed format. Dumb bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 10:54:38 No.54488126 >>54485419 >admits to being half jewish >is unironically calling everyone in the thread "goys" Not a good look.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 13:19:31 No.54489226 I'm from a big HR company in New York, and I already informed every colleague of mine to not hire you. At least the bigger ones. Good luck wiping floors in Walmart.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 16:50:06 No.54491590

>>54481544
>engineering/tech shit
People like you are unironically a dime a dozen and your work history isn’t exactly anything to write home about, especially since tens of thousands of people per big company just keep getting laid off. The bio is also garbage, just keep it short and simple about what you’re looking to do and what some of your experience/background is, ideally 3 sentences at most. You don’t need a whole damn paragraph nobody is going to read and no hiring manager will take seriously, especially if you say a commute time is what made you quit. And seriously, Times New Roman in size 12 font. You’re trying to look professional, this looks like a 5th graders first attempt at a practice resume.
>>54481657
I’d hardly call you a techie, nevermind something like an engineer.
>>54481703
Layout and design is everything, CV’s are someone’s first showing of who you might be. Odds are they already have a group of applicants they’re looking over, so if one of them puts in the CV equivalent of a crayon drawing you can damn well believe nobody is taking it seriously. And if they do look at it, the content within will definitely throw them off. I can only hope you’re just trolling because if you seriously need to be told why some of this shit is bad then you are just bogged.
>>54487778
Saying “Eastern Bloc” was the dead ringer for me, personally. Nevermind the rest of the verbal diarrhea that Eastern Euros tend not to say. He’s probably a pajeet.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 18:29:41 No.54492844 >>54489226 >implying anyone needs to be told that with that train wreck of a resume I believe you though. a subhuman recruiter would be feel self-important enough to do this

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 19:40:20 No.54493568 >>54481544 Wow your summary at the top is so negative. Would not hire.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 19:42:20 No.54493597 >>54481544 You are probably a super good ITer. Just fix your CV. Get rid of that summary asap

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 19:53:00 No.54493730 File: 10 KB, 200x199, download (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54485465 AYYYYYYYYYYY Eternally BTFO. OP, if you read this I would strongly consider suicide lol My sides.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 19:55:51 No.54493763 >>54482247 I have, but I'm a plc chad so I guess it's different. The interview is important too, they just want to grill you and watch you create a program from scratch.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 20:29:15 No.54494158 this is why people lie in resumes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 20:33:57 No.54494213 >>54481544 Not reading this thread. Your experience is great but is ruined by your awful resume assuming you aren't trolling. Spend a little money on a resume writer.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 20:35:14 No.54494227 >>54485561 ah yes, i remember this. i am one of the anons that rewrote the entire intro paragraph with chatgpt and you didnt implement any of it even though it "looks way better"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 20:41:38 No.54494295 I'ma stick to SMG. Bear market biz is godawful and would prefer jeet coin shills. And I don't mean OP. Did boomers flood this place

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 22:39:08 No.54495438
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OP here, just got an interview, 110k job.. Not bad for less than 2 year out of college. Seeth harder ferggots.

There's nothing negative about my intro paragraph, quitting beaxuae of a 2+ hour daily commute is totally reasonable by most people's standards. If I didn't state my situation then it would look like I was job hopping. I'm smarter than u goys.. Way smarter.

Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 22:43:23 No.54495471
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OP again here, just want to remind u goys how stupid and arrogant u are trying to tell a dude who had b2b jobs since 2015 what he should be doing.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with my intro. Yall want to throw my resume in the trash beacuse I said I'm passionate? Beacuse I told my situation? Beacuse I mentioned that I got laid off? Also trying to tell me I worte it wrong? Therr are litteraly not grammatical errors.

Fucking imbeciles

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 22:48:04 No.54495506 >>54481544 Have you tried McDonalds or Wendy's?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 22:54:18 No.54495557 >>54495438 No you didn't, you lying faggot. What's the job description?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Apr 6, 2023 22:57:38 No.54495583 >>54481690 kek this zoomie is seething. Take the advice and you might have better luck zoom zoom

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 00:12:58 No.54496218 >>54495438 What did you apply for

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 00:52:54 No.54496557 >>54481573 100%. You sound like a fucking teenager and the job hopping is killing you.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 00:56:13 No.54496588 >>54495471 >>54495438 see you in two weeks when you make another shitty thread asking why your latest garbage cv is getting ignored

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:18:24 No.54496777

>>54481544
You don't just apply to jobs as a white collar professional, retard. Nobody ever gets a white collar job in 2023 by just applying. Make a LinkedIn and wait for recruiters to come to you. White collar jobs are only ever hired using recruiters.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:24:37 No.54496849 >>54481544 I don’t like the way your personal statement is written. Date under your most recent position looks incorrect too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:28:30 No.54496880 >>54481544 The paragraph at the top is a huge turn off. You have to act like they'd be lucky to have you. Let me guess, you have problems getting girls too.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:31:14 No.54496909 >>54496849 Good catch. Poor attention to detail OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:33:04 No.54496931 >>54481544 This resume smells like someone who dreams of making 200k a year, but instead should go apply at McDonalds.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:35:10 No.54496954 >to avoid doing uber eats.. You should still do that if you want to make it. There's no "either/or" its constant pursuit and optimization.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:37:33 No.54496976
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I haven’t been able to get any callbacks the past year. It use to be I would constantly be getting calls from pajeets and various recruiters to proposition me a job. I can’t remember the last time that’s happened. I have applied to dozens of jobs and I can’t get any responses. I’m seriously going to end up havin to work at McDonald’s soon. I might not even be able to do that considering the layoffs. It’s not looking good bros I might kms if I don’t get a job soon, especially if we go into full blown economic meltdown.

I could’ve been fine right now if I sold the top of the obvious bull top. But I fell for the hype, I fell for the moment, I really thought that was in any capacity kind of normal. My credit cards are almost all maxxxed out and I’ve been holding off on selling my last crypto (which is also taxable lol) but that’s probably gonna have to go soon and even that will only last me another few months at most. It’s unironically probably positively over. I tried my best I really did.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:40:37 No.54497003 >>54485126 >good at resumes >tells op to have a “professional objective” section that no one has cared about since 1980 Rest of the advice is good though

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:45:36 No.54497044 >>54496976 How old are you? Thisll tell me how retarded you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:47:24 No.54497061 File: 361 KB, 1924x1040, 1C9A3A58-F69F-4527-8FF0-EA70C625B551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54497044 26

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 01:48:57 No.54497070 >>54485324 Holy fuck OP 3rd world curryvilla has been razed to the ground. Family's not eating tonight

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 02:05:11 No.54497187 >>54481544 This is a really bad resume

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 02:12:06 No.54497240
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>>54482498
>half jew
>tells everyone in this board how much smarter he is than them
>can't formulate complete sentences in his fucking resume
OP is the biggest faggot kike I have ever seen

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>>54497061
>Age starting with 2

It's not fucking over you dolt. You giving up is what makes it 'over'. What if you go from 10k to 100k when youre 27 or 28? You'd call yourself retarded for saying it was over now. You're fresh out of college. Stop letting frogs on a cambodian shoe shining site convince you that shit is over just because they posted a sweaty frog on the floor with piss bottles made in paint.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 03:19:48 No.54497747

>>54481544
Jesus christ, work on your writing skills. You're probably getting binned by resume screeners for your poor command of English irrespective of your experience. Your introduction is hilariously bad. Don't mention a single thing about why you left your jobs; let them ask in the interview. Leave your references off of your resume and make them ask for it. You can bring a separate sheet with your references to the interview if you get that far. Your formatting is also shit. Communication and technical writing skills are generally the best way to filter out entry level retards and FOB Indians.

For an engineer who's just starting out in his career, you're already off to a bad start with your inability to stay in one job for a few years. Your start and end months for your most recent job don't make sense, by the way.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 03:40:58 No.54497895

>>54496218
Hardware engineer. The comapny does SDRs, I have SDR experience so they are giving me a shot. It had absolutely nothing to do with my resume format, simple as. I don't make word documents for a living..
>>54496588
Naw I'm saving posting again when I actually get a job also the fact that I got an interview with my 6 page version(multiple ones actually) and with this verison got 2 so far means that all the shit yall said about my resume was totally and utterly skitzo shit
>>54496777
Recruiters r shit, I don't want to deal with them anymore, a recruiter got me my last job and it was the first time I actually disliked waking up for work.. if a company is paying 100k for a postion they will only pay u 90k and the recruiter keeps 10k, fuck that
>>54495583
I'm 28
>>54496849
I don't like ur face
>>54496880
My bad luck with women is irrelevant! What's so negative about not wanting to do a 2+ hour daily commute?
>>54496931
200k is easy in my field after 5-10 years, poverty wages actually compared to my potential
>>54496976
Post ur resume, maybe u should stop taking career advice form /biz/ and make urs look like mine.. naw but the real reason me n u are struggling is beacuse of the economy. I quit my last job with 7k savings, a week later I sold at 19k after paying over a grand in coinbase fees from constantly selling it and change my mind. We can just do uber eats until then bro. At first I wanted to kill myself thinking about how much of a wahie I will be but then I realized it's better than working for a fat beaner and waking up early, even for 85k a year..
>>54497240
English is my 3rd language also I don't spell check or reread what I type I just type fast and move on, there's litteraly no point in spelling and grammar, it's for people who want to appear useful. Also being half jew is relevant to being smarter so idk what's ur point there..
>>54497747
I don't want to work for a comapny with people that think like u..

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 03:47:21 No.54497933 >>54497895 External recruiter -> Contract -> FTE conversion, retard. Recruiters are the ticket to your miserable 6am flight to the job you want. HR is the black woman at the bus station who refuses to let you board the greyhound.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 03:49:42 No.54497955

>>54497933
Company's that use external recruiters are incompetent and I don't want to deal with their shit anymore. The type of company who will still only give u a 5 percent raise after 3 years even if u saved them a million dollars.. The type of company were u can't do anything useful beacuse the boomer legacy engineers will look obsolete so they refuse to let u even try..

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 03:59:21 No.54498046

>>54481544

For the 3rd, 4th, and 5th bullet points of the first section-- those are so vague and nondescript statements that they're meaningless.

You should describe 2-3 examples of the specific things within each of those bullet points.

Here's an example of be specific about the business benefits:

"Created over 30 detailed block diagrams of existing PCBs resulting in <some bullshit about increased space or resource efficiency>, <some bs about higher profit per unit>, and <some other BS which you pretend was a specific benefit to the company/sales/engineering>"

Here's taking that same bullet point, and just mentioning the specific topics or types of designs:

"Created over 30 detailed block diagrams of existing PCBs, including <whatever type of design 1>, <whatever type of design 2>, and <whatever type of design 3>

Also, in the same section--

"Learned a lot" sounds informal. The resume must be formal.

You should go to a professional resume writer. Pay them $200 or $500 or whatever they ask, and have them consult with you to fix your shit.

Itll be worth it.

You dont have to use exactly what they (though you might want to), but itll give you much better ideas & advice of how to craft a resume.

Also, you should make 2 or 3 versions of your resume. Try them all and see what works best. Ask around to ppl you know about which vrersion they prefer. Experiment-- you're a fuckin engineer bro.

Also-- Add in more descriptive words that sound exciting, such as "innovative", "novel", "best in class",

TLDR: Add more Bullshiting (e.g. make it sound like you had a big impact on the business performance as a result of your work), More Specific Examples, and more Exciting Techy Adjectives

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 06:29:54 No.54498960 >>54498046 That's very good advice but when I think about the fact that I have to do all that just to be a wage slave I realize thst I'd rather just sell drugs. Im the one doing them the favor by working for them..

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 07:09:56 No.54499233
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>>54481544
>((laid off))
>quit my job because the commute
>created 30 (((detailed))) diagrams
>learned a lot
>sorted data in mySQL
>flew out to MA or FL one week out of every month
>worked on almost every component
>troubleshot
>...
>when possible
>no years on date ranges
>((high level)) mathematics subjects
>lifelong ((self learner)). always collecting ((high level textbooks))
>soldering
>PSpice

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 07:34:01 No.54499372

>>54481544
You simply cannot write English. That's the problem.

When you use numbers write them in ENGLISH LETTERS unless you're doing math. Did nobody teach that numbers are for MATH (and dates).

I have had TWO (NOT 2) jobs.

Also the opening line is so gay.

>I am VERY passionate
>VERY

FUCK OFF WITH THAT. Just say "I am passionate". You sound like a fucking 14 year old girl. I can't be bothered to read the rest of this. The first few lines were just painful to read.

I don't give a fuck about your experience if you can't write proper English.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 07:57:18 No.54499488 >>54485126 I've actually heard the complete opposite from a recruiter at college and that you should submit resumes in word doc since the ATS software will spazz on PDFs

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 08:23:20 No.54499599 >>54495438 >>54495471 Cope. You will never be hired. You have no job prospects, you have no references, you have no established work history. You will never an employee

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 12:24:11 No.54500762 >>54481544 Get rid of the faggy intro, and the multiple jobs in such a short time are killing you. You also list a shit ton of skills and coding languages, pick 3 or 4 in each category. Put you name, and contact info in a header bar.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 12:35:56 No.54500848

>>54481643
Maybe getting laid off frequently IS your fault and the fact that you won’t admit it is a problem too. Remove the bio and maybe lie about how long you worked at each place
>>54482314
Six pages is a novel. Definitely going in the wrong direction there

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 12:49:53 No.54500960 >>54481985 Tell me more. I live near a college campus full of lazy, rich kids so I'm seriously considering it as a side income

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 12:58:44 No.54501023

>>54483310
Your job descriptions are boring af.
>used C#
>developed something or other
Sounds like you were a standard issue code monkey who did what he was told. Mine are like:
>led development of new thing that didn't exist before
>key contributor to important project with lots of fancy buzzwords
>created system that handles 100 GB of data per day efficiently
>creampied 20 Asian interns
i made the last one up but you get the point.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 13:03:56 No.54501055 >>54481751 >I have to give an excuse beacuse it looks like I'm job hopping no. that's what you explain in an interview. Your intro bio sucks, get rid of the justifications

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 13:25:44 No.54501234

>>54481544
Having an introduction on a resumé is the most useless shit. Nearly all HR screens won't even glance at it, and I have personally tossed out dozens of resumés because anyone that's dumb enough to include their American Idol sob story on a resumé usually sounded like a bumbling retard or a grovelling loser. (see: >>54481544)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:16:05 No.54502271 >format is garbage >font is terrible >whining >fell for the "go to state school to save money" meme People buy prestige

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:25:10 No.54502361

>>54501023
You can't read.
>designed and developed
Implies building things that didn't exist before, and also might imply that he's in a small company where he is the "lead" (aka only) developer.

Which sounds more impressive than a gay larp on a bulgarian LINK fudding board. Sure you can embellish it more, but yours doesn't really sound so different, except you want to use more buzzwords.

>muh codemonkey
A gay cope used exclusively by pseuds on /biz/ who never worked in the industry. If you don't understant what any of those technologies are and your only response is "m-muh codemonkey..." then you're a fag and your advice means jack shit. You probably think "coding" is "typing really fast and hacking into the matrix" or some stupid normalfag tier idea of what building software is.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:26:42 No.54502379 >>54483310 >teaching game development to children with autism kek

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:36:43 No.54502476 I hate /biz/ so much. Some of you anons are alright ,honestly we can’t coexist with kikes and non whites like OP. Expect a world war to start

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:37:15 No.54502482

>>54483310
Anytime I see a laundry list of programming languages, I assume you're basically a beginner in all of them. I always subdivide my technical skills into "Expert", "Advanced", and "Working Knowledge". Don't BS because the first thing I'll ask a candidate is a trivia question in their strongest lang (for example, how are Go slices represented in memory. I wouldn't expect someone to know something like this for 10+ langs). Also, I wouldn't list any IDEs....no one cares (unless you do all your dev in vim/emacs, in which case it's a nice shibboleth).

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:40:13 No.54502510

>>54502482
Yeah, that ain't really how it works in the recruiting world, you had better list the tools relevant to the job on your resume or it will be rejected by the bot that scans it to see if the "skills" they put on the job listing is listed on your resume.

Yes, many many jobs do list Visual Studio as a skill or requirement. If it's listed on the job post but it's not listed on your resume, guess where your resume goes? No human will look at your resume in the initial stage, it's all a game to try and match the job posting.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 15:45:23 No.54502554

In fact here's a trick I learned, copy-paste the entire job listing onto your resume, in white text in super tiny font in the background so a human doesn't notice it but the resume bot will pick up on it and not immediately trash your resume for missing some arbitrary keyword.

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 16:00:37 No.54502694

>>54502510
I've never seen VS listed as a job requirement in my 15+ years in tech, but if it's listed in the job post, sure...put it on your resume. Otherwise, listing VSCode, Eclipse, NetBeans, Vim, etc is counterproductive in my opinion, because I have no idea what you're actually good at. Likewise for languages, which is a much more important factor to being a successful hire. If I'm hiring a Go developer, I don't want to see 10+ other languages in your skill section because I just assume you're a beginner in them all.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 16:37:20 No.54503063 >>54502694 Yeah you know what, when in doubt just do this >>54502554

Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 17:08:20 No.54503387

>>54502361
Anon, shut up. I work at a big tech company, I earn more than you, and I know a bit about writing a CV because that's how I got my job. Just take the advice rather than getting pissy because I said one of your personal no-no words. The person reading your CV is also reading 100 more and yours puts them to sleep. You need to use active language and buzz words, preferably bolded, so you can wow the brainlet recruiter into paying attention. Get some experience before posting more tripe.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 17:09:19 No.54503399 >>54503063 They don't use bots you retard.

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OP here, woke up to a bukkake of interview requests.. /biz/ just can't stop being wrong. Yall we're the ones who convinced me to hold the top, I highly doubt that savy businessmen go on 4chan...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Apr 7, 2023 18:36:26 No.54504403 >>54481544 I got to a second interview for an SE position with no degree or qualifications, I just got genius scores on an aptitude test

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